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Well, who do you think it is? inb4 pharmercy
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Well, who do you think it is?

inb4 pharmercy
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>>342232273
There is one possibility...
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>>342232273
Source?

Last I checked they said someone was gay i.e. male or female.
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its me
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>>342232806
>falling for the red herring
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>>342232273
Tracer, definitely.
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>>342232806
>red herring
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It'll be Pharah because person of color + queer is double the pandering
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>>342232273
pharmercy is shit
dad76 and mommercy is way cuter

Holy fuck why am I even talking about this I dont even play the game
Fuck you blizzard shills,you are too good
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>only 1 lesbian
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>>342233164
Nah, I'm sure Traces dresses in body-tight outfits to excite her young fanboys, amd when they shyly approach her on streets telling her how much of a fans they are, she licks her lips and says "That's nice, would you like to hear about my other exploits at my place?"
>>342232806
Definitely not. She likes rough fucking.
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It's Reaper. The fact none of you can see that is rather sad.
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>>342232273
The gay person is going to be a guy because having it be a lesbian would be playing into male sexual fantasies
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>someone
>only 1

Bullshit
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>>342232273
>McCree
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Pharah because of mommy issues and she's in the military.
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>>342233391
I would love reaper to be gay just to piss off the 13 year old edgelords that actually think he's cool
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>>342233391

>lesbian (male)

??
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>>342233256
>implying she's not a bisexual slut!
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>>342233509
what makes you think reaper isnt trans you cis scum?
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It's Tracer. Tracer is into girls. Calling it.
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>they won't say who it is
lowest marketing tactic ever, so the public can fantasize and keep talking about the game while not having to actually think about the actual character personality
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>its one of the girls thats gay

my interest just plummeted through the floor
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obviously dva
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>>342233509
it's junkrat, obviously
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>>342232273
>Zaria
Already tumblrmax
>Symetra
Autistic, so already catering to tumblr
>Pharah
Non-white, and strong middle-eastern womyn, so no need to make her pander more
>Widowmaker
Objectively evil. Cannot have tumblrinas feelings hurt by portraying LGBTQ characters as eveil, so she's exempt
>D.va
Non-white, also gamergrrl, no need to pander more with her.
>Mercy and Tracer
>White, cis, pretty, standard feminine body build, no non-ableist power xD.
Perfect.
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>>342234025
>not expecting them to double down
c'mon m8
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>>342234025
>Zarya
>tumblrmax
She's tumblr bait. She's actually racist as fuck in lore but tumblrinas don't know that because they don't play video games.
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>inb4 Mercy

My Reinhardt x Mercy will be ruined.
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>>342234163
>but tumblrinas don't know that because they don't play video games.

to be fair, most people here dont seem to realize that either, they just see pink hair and start frothing at the mouth. it's just the opposite effect of a tumblrina seeing pink hair.
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>>342232806
Way too obvious, it can't be her.

I'm gonna say it's probably Pharah, but she's also kind of obvious.
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>>342234265
>here
/v/ doesn't play video games either
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>>342234025
Mei?
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>>342233243
No, it'll be Symmetra, because autistic + person of color + woman + queer is quadruple pandering.
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Does sexuality really matter in this type of game? I've never once played a character and thought "wowie I wonder if she scissors other girls?"
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>>342233686
This is what gay people want apparently.
Just going to shake my head an continue not buying blizzard shit.
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>>342234340
Like Zarya, she is disqualified for not having "standard feminine body build"

Zarya being beef, Mei is fat.
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>>342233465
>probably the most backwards character seeing as how he comes from the wild west (but that's what makes him an awesome character, like Erron black, he doesn't give a shit about others ideas)
>gay
??
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>>342234340

mei is a fujo

>source: she is fat
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>>342234340
she wants to straddle junkrats face
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>>342234557
>blah blah brokeback mountain blah autism blah
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>>342234524
>>342234025
scary enough, this shit makes sence, I will screenshot in case it becomes a reality.
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Can a Blizzfag get me up to speed on Jeff Kaplan? I don't play Blizz games, he seems like a reasonable guy and not a raging faggot like Metzen or Jay Wilson.
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>>342234557
>future
>wild west
Fucking kek
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FUCK reddit plebs for starting this pharmercy shit, what happened to dad76 and momma mercy? That made sense and was actually cute
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Why the fuck does this matter? When has a game characters orientation mattered?
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It's going to be either Tracer or Mercy so they can apologize for a white character.
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>>342234842
Pharmercy is cuter.

Dad76 x Everybody else with reluctant, platonic fatherly love is the best however.
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>>342234835
it's not that far in the future, it's 20xx
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>Couplefags instead of waifufags

I want normies to go
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>>342234842
It started in /owg/ though, just like every other ship.
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It's Reaper.
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>>342234835
>deadlock gorge
>deadlock propane and propane accessories
>other redneck shit
>McCrees map
>future wild west
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>>342235092
>D.Va is like 17
>76 is basically 76
Yeah nothing weird at all here.
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>>342232273
It will be everyone's least favorite girl
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>>342234835
>Implying in the future, Americans are not dumb enough to think if they revert to the "Old Ways" it'll fix everything
>Implying they wouldn't turn Texas into Waynewoodville if it happens
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>>342232273
Tracer since she has a nice ass and is popular.
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>>342233984
junklord isnt gay, obviously its Bastion
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>>342235191
76 was still fairly young when Mercy was a member of Overwatch, and she's only 37. At most he would be early 50s.
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>>342234842
How does that make any sense though? 76 is much older than Mercy and why would Mercy be in a relationship with a vigilante professional killer who is also her ex boss?
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>>342235102
>>342235169
>>342235223
Desolate and redneck ridden does not actually mean wild west. If that were the case every fucking area in the US that is rural must be the wild west.
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>>342234672
no, you want her to straddle junkrats face in honor of the best overwatch hero
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I think it's mercy.

>unmarried
>mystery
>widowmaker says to her "you must really like me"
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>All this people who don't know that pink hair isn't tumblr in Russia
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>>342234842
>dad76 and momma mercy

kek, they don't even share a voice line with each other.
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>>342235307
Pharah is basically the same thing minus the boss part and plus a rocket launcher and tits
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>>342235192

Symmetra has thick ass thighs familia.

Sadly, she got an ugly man face.
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>>342235192
As much as I love Symmetra, she doesn't seem like the type to care about sex at all.
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>>342234435
it matters for people who dont care about the game
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>>342235423

those emotionless robot faces
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>>342232273
but lesbians don´t even exist
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>>342235423
Phamercy isn't even cool. At least Dad76 and MommaMercy is cool.
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>>342235412
most things /v/ accuses of being tumblr arent tumblr, but what can you expect from out of touch loveshy autists
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>>342235354
I'm pretty sure that the fact that theres a dude running around who looks like woody from toystory with a revolver shooting people up in deadlock gorge makes it at least a little wild west
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It's the pink haired man dyke how is this even still a question
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Don't mind me, just posting best ship.

All other ships a shit! SHIT!
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>>342235279
His hair is literally white. No 50 year old man has white hair. Also it's mentioned that Mercy rarely agreed at all with her superiors during her time in Overwatch, which would mean 76.

The pairing just doesn't make sense from any point of view.
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They didn't say it was a lesbian, just that there's mutliple homos as if it fucking matters in a game without a story and only a couple voice lines between characters.
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>it's Roadhog
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>>342235429
Pharah and Mercy make sense from a gameplay perspective. It's basically the Heavy and Medic combo of Overwatch, so there's that.
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>>342235374
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>>342235789
>Pharah and Mercy make sense from a gameplay perspective
>It's basically the Heavy and Medic combo

It's Soldier and Medic combo, retard.
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>>342235789
Soldier and Medic, not heavy.
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>>342235443
Watch less anime, you faggot.
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>>342234842
Why is it every time someone mentions the pharah and mercy ship it's ALWAYS 76fags sperging out over it.

All shippers need to neck themselves.
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>>342235705
So people go grey in their 30s. Look at danny o'dwyer.
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>>342234418
This nigga truly gets it.
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>>342235705
You do realise people like construction workers beat up their bodies so much that they have all white hair by their late 40s? It's perfectly plausible that 76s mercenary work has been pretty hard on him
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Mercy x 76 is the only good pairing.

Yurifaggots who think shitskins are an acceptable pair for mercy need to off themselves.
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>>342235763

Honestly what I would expect

>soft-spoken
>no nonsense
>can make pretty much the whole roster his bitch physically
>spends most of his life in the outback surrounded by sweaty, shirtless men
>shows nothing but contempt to every female character
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>>342235423
Pharah probably wants to canon kill herself because no one gives a shit about her if it wasn't for her mother and they make that perfectly evident in all of the voice lines they have interacting with her.
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>>342235926
Okay Pujan.

;^)
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>>342235668
>talking about /v/ as if you aren't part of it

you don't belong, go back troll amongst your kind in the shithole they call reddit
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>>342235374

>my fucking dick when she says that in game

It's the french thing, I'm a massive sucker for it.
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>caring this much about the pointless sexuality of your virtual FPS disney characters

Waifufags truly are the worst.
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>>342232273
I thought they said someone was gay not specifically lesbian.
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>>342235092
>that sultry look
What are you doing to me senpai.
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>>342236075
I'd still plow the fuck out of Symmetra
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>>342235478
If you fucked Symmetra, she would constantly be criticizing your posture and form.
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>>342235879
>>342235912
I don't know what changed with TF2 but Heavy and Medic was the thing.
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>>342235705
Except for those with pigmentation problems in the hairline, plus in rare occurrences under extreme stress would hair lose pigmentation. Considering 76 was caught in a building explosion, he could of ended up going gray early.
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>>342235705
I'm pretty sure his hair is supposed to be white from stress, I heard that from someone

I'm 24 and going grey
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>>342236126
Yep
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>>342235478
>implying Symmetra isn't a total dom

>I will put you in your place
>Why do you struggle?
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Why must LGBTs constantly require that their sexual inclinations be validated? IMO devs encourage this by "announcing" characters as gay.
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>>342236137

Don't get me wrong anon, cute Indian bitches are top-tier.
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>>342236145
>tall attractive cold woman criticizing me but still letting me bone her

Do go on
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>>342236147
Pharah is more like Soldat, but I get what you mean. Zarya is more like heavy but nobody pairs her with mercy and it's a good, but not outstanding combo in game.
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>>342236119
what kind of audience did you think this joke of a shooter would attract
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>>342235705
>zarya has pink hair
>fucking robots
>widowmaker has blue skin

muh realism, rite?
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>>342236263
gay character already exist since 1990 idiot
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We all know who it is
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>>342236145
>you lack imagination
tbqh this should be said to more guys who think a good enough routine is doggy -> missionary -> cowgirl -> missionary again
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>>342236147
What you said is more like Soldier and Medic. Pharah is more like Soldier in terms of her weapons.
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I don't give a shit about who's gay. I just want more dad 76 and kid Hana
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>>342236037
Don't forget he loves Illios.

"Pretty place, it would be a shame to have to kill someone here."
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>>342236358
>dyed
>totally plausible, standard scifi trope
>genetic engineering
You should have called out the Ninja Dragon magic.
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>>342236281
>brown
>attractive
Only if it's 2d.
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>>342232273
>someone
>one
>pharmercy
does not compute
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>>342235705
>No 50 year old man has white hair

My dad started going grey in his early 40s. It's full on white now that he's almost 60.
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>>342236075
Is that really ugly? people like you really have lost a sense of reality
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>>342236313
Second panel always makes me chuckle. The one with Reinhardt is even better.
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>talking about favorite ships on /v/

where the fuck are you people from
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>>342236037

Roadhog shows contempt to absolutely everybody, even the guy he's hired to bodyguard. I doubt he has interest in sex at all since he's allowed himself to balloon out into absurd proportions.
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It's tracer. She used to be a pilot, and I don't know of many straight female pilots.
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>>342236630
Nah nigga

The chin really the only thing I have an issue with.
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>>342236075
disgusting trap
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>>342236075
>ugly
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>One lesbian
>One
>1
What's the point? You need two for it to matters
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>>342235192
Symmetra is my favourite. It's the thighs.
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>>342236630
>wow you dont find a subhuman POO IN LOO attractive? HOW DELUDED ARE YOU?!
Get out.
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>>342236709
>>342236313
>>342236443
I know Pharmercy is a strong ship and all but where the hell did the cartoon-abortion D.Va start being a thing?
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>>342237083
>one lesbian
>one bisexual
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>>342237208

It has to do with the fact that she is a Professional Gamer and someone suggested that if she was a male character she would be pretty fucking cringey. So people have been drawing her with Mountain Dew and Doritos to make her more of a "real gamer".

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/gremlin-d-va
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>>342237208
She's the youngest hero and she's an annoying progamer who talks about how l33t her apms are. It was only natural to make her a Mountain Dewrito slurping monstrosity.
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>>342235247
robots can't be lesbians you goofus
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>>342237429
I thought she was just a pro starcraft player that was recruited by her government
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>>342236562

Christ, I am a dumb.

I thought the "pharmercy" was a nickname given to mercy to belittle her and such since it sounds so much like "Pharmacy".
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>>342237503
>recruiting members of the clergy for military service
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>>342237503
Yes.
And she found a way to infuse that with gamer culture by livestreaming herself killing omnics.
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>>342237410
>the difference between anime and western cartoons
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>>342237410
>>342237429
I get that but I guess I shoulda been more precise with the question. Is the cartoon D.Va with Pharah and Mercy just one guy making silly comics or is it a whole deal embraced by fan artists?
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>>342237656
>you will never have a Korean girlfriend who is an undisputed champion at video games and performs hate crimes on livestream
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>>342237656
>tfw you will never watch a livestream of an e-celebrity killing a group you hate irl.
>you will never hear breivik say thanks for a $1,000 donation as he puts another bullet into a future communist
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>>342236765

>Implying boby shape is the only thing that gets you sex

>Implying the entire world has the same sexual preferences as you and are not interested in "Muh strongfat husbando"

I can honestly imagine Roadhog in a bar/whatever showing off his muscles to the girls/guys while they 'mire and such.

Probably the guy who is into careful and lovey sex too.
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>>342237708
She's always portrayed as the shithead daughter of S76 or Pharmercy
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>>342237793
>>342237794

wow you two had the same feel at the exact same moment
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>>342237708
Pharmercy is basically Korrasami at this point. Lots of people have been putting baby gremlin D.Va as the child of other heroes, but it usually comes out to as Soldier 76 being a dad or those two being lesbomoms
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>>342237359
Would fit good to mercy and pharah.
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>>342237845

People who like fat men are one in a million, and even then it's usually not actual fat men but rather muscular men with no definition.
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>>342237794
I would probably watch PewDiePie's YouTube Red show if it was literally just him running around with a semi-automatic shooting ISIS members.
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>>342237794
>>342237793
tbf the omnics D.Va kills are basically Kaiju
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>>342237852
>>342237916
Thank you. For some reason, despite keeping up with fanart in general, the comic stuff kinda snuck in on me and I had no idea where they had been spawned.
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>>342237410
>korean
>looks 100% white
wew.
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>>342238528
Her eyes are pretty almondish, at least compared to Ms. "Im gonna build a wall and make the omnics pay for it"
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>>342232273
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>>342238650
Mei-k A-mei-rica Great Again
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>>342233771
There's literally no way Lucio is straight. Like, look at him.
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>>342237973

http://www.themodernman.com/dating/do-women-like-fat-men-the-truth.html

http://spotmebro.com/women-prefer-fat-men-over-muscular-men/

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2741786/Good-news-guys-Over-75-women-prefer-FLAB-abs-Sex-therapist-Tracey-Cox-explains-women-DON-T-want-chiselled-perfection-bed.html

Listen, if women don't like you, its' because you're a skinny/skinnyfat/fat shut-in with bad personal hygiene, no ambitions and so on

If you were like Roadhog, strongfat, confident, masculine, dangerous, wealthy et cetera then it wouldn't be too hard.
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>giving a shit about the characters
>ACTUALLY giving a shit about their sexual orientation
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>>342233160
>>342233205
>>342234274
>Way too obvious

This is Blizzard "The next warchief will be someone really unexpected- oh look it's the one guy literally everyone expected" Entertainment.

It's Zarya.
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>>342238749
That's like saying "there's no way One Direction are straight, look at them."
They just do it to get preteen pussy.
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>>342239564
Where's the mountain dew?
Where's the doritos?????!!??!?
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Literally Perfect gay tier:
Genji
Hanzo
Reaper
Junkrat
Reinhardt
Pharah


Any of these would be a fine choice.
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>>342239564

Are we posting shit art now?

Give us gremlin D.va you big faggot.
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>>342232806
Russia hates homosexuals, so she'll probably be from a first world country. Then again, Pharah already breaks the social norms of Egypt, so it may be her.
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>>342239043
Well how would be people react if valve said pyro was gay?
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>>342233430
>it's a /v/ hates things it doesn't understand episode
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It's going to be Lena
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Please be Hanzo, maybe it will stop people playing him.

scratch that Hanzo players by definition are faggots
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>>342239651
>>342239825
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>>342239910

We don't even know if Pyro is male
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>caring about the gender, sexual orientation or nationality of a videogame character in a multiplayer game that can feature multiples of them on both teams
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>>342236075
Honestly in a game with magical cyborg ninjas and time traveling British bitches, an attractive Indian person coming from a clean Indian city is probably the most whimsical and outlandish element.
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>>342240428
the thing is she comes from a designated shitting street and does her work cleaning BR cities with light magic to stop them from becoming nopooinlooshitstans
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>>342240245
Why is this so accurate?

>Join a match late
>We lose
>The guy playing hanzo starts talking shit in all chat
>Next round
>Target him specifically as Tracer
>Wait for him to leave spawn and kill him five or so times
>He ragequits two minutes into the match
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>>342234163
>she hates non-humans that attempted to commit genocide on the entire race and could still snap at any moment
Yeah man, she's clearly "based" and SJWs will be pissed off once they learn about the shitty lore like us mature adults.
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>>342240370
>>342240245
>>342240142
>>342239910
>>342239858
>>342239657
>its notbastion
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>>342240370
Apparently this is crucial to some people, I see this shit on the forums constantly, as well as people saying it doesn't matter who like to fuck but people really, really really want to know for some reason.
Having great designs and colorful personalities is not enough anymore, you need to know who they like to penetrate or fist.
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>>342235092
>world's grayest dad
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>>342239303
That image fucked me up so badly my sides just split clean in two.
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>>342240868
Okayest...
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>>342240720
Bastion is genderless robot but I think it leans more to the female side.
Zen is obviously male programming
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>>342239303

>THAT FUCKING IMAGE

oh god, i'm done, my sides are gone.
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>>342240341
post full fgt
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>>342240361

>male voice

>male body

>have been given male pronouns in promotions and shit

Ya'll faggots will still go on about "muh firesuit makes him look and sound like a male but he could be female lololol" and blindly deny any male pronouns were give to him at all because Valve found out about the pyro meme and removed as many of the pronouns as they could find to fuel their shitty ass playerbase into making theories and market their game for free.

You've done one hell of a job, valve sheeple.
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>>342241038
good riddance reddit
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>>342239303
Post original
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I hope it's

>Hanzo
>Genji
>Symmetra but shes only in the mood to be a fag when there are no other supports on the team but she still yells I NEED HEALING nigger you are supposed to the healer for fucks sake

Also kys if you are any of the above
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>>342241094

fuck you senpai, it was funny.
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>>342239564
I'm almost certain that D.va is a trans woman.

She's the only female character that has more prominent and square-ish hands and feet without being body builded like Zarya.

And since she's from Korea, it fits.

Also the whole "gamer bro" fluff around her.

I bet she has a dick.
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>>342241048
>"he's not her is she?"
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>>342232273
If Male, McCree. If female Tracer. IMGO
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>>342240806
>tfw you wish you were a developer just so you could tell these vermin 'no, shut the fuck up'
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>>342234025

You are aware that Tumblr considers both Koreans and Japanese people to be white, right?
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desu I don't really think Symmetra is autistic. She said she knows she's on the autism spectrum. But it's a fucking spectrum. EVERYONE is on it.
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>>342241251

I know you're meming but I still have to rant:

I hate people that caught on to this and where like "omfg valve is so mysterious", in the trailer it sounds like they say "hes not here is he?" but the captions (Written by valve) says "she" at one point after having written "he" before and people still claim this is proof enough that pyro is a le ebin female.
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>>342241048

It isn't a theory, the official gender by valve is "unknown", and Pyro from Team Fortress Classic is confirmed female.
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>>342241535
that's such a fucking autistic thing to say
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What does their sexuality have to do with the game? Do all the other characters have bio's saying that they're straight? Does it actually have anything to do with the game?
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>>342241535
>>342241535
>She said she knows she's on the autism spectrum. But it's a fucking spectrum. EVERYONE is on it.
This is something only a severely autistic person would care about.
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>>342232273
>implying not all women are open to being lesbian
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>>342238909
I see a lot of girl (most feminist) stay with fat men. But then, shitty relationship and infidelity.
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>>342236450
LONDON???
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>>342241632

>Being this much of a dumb retarded nigger

Did you completely miss the part of my post where I said Valve CHANGED and/or REMOVED the pronouns that confirmed he was male to fuel their shitty playerbase?

The website with the official genders, POB's and so on wasn't set up until years after le ebin pyro female/male war began.

This is where you get off, reddit.
Tell your shitty friends on /r/tf2 that you got belittled and that 4chan is a terrible place they should never visit.
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>>342232273
Tracer probably.

Fucking annoying asshole dyke.
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>>342241235
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>>342232273
>yfw it's Mercy and Mercy76 shippers get BTFO
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>>342241535
But that's wrong, autist.
Only autists are on the autism spectrum.
Dementia is also a spectrum. Not everyone is in it.
You clearly don't know what is meant by spectrum.
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>>342232273
It's Mercy.
She's old and single.
Stick around healing a widowmaker enough and she says "you must really like me"
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>>342242073
the only right chose to ship mercy with is Reinhardt, you sick fuckers.

inb4 its 76 who was in love with Reaper, but had to kill him. Which is way 76 is all dark knight and shit
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>>342242267
NO

MY FUCKING REINHARDT AND MERCY SHIP. ARRRRRRG
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>>342242267
Doesn't that imply that Widowmaker is the muff diver though?
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>>342236126
It's probably either 76 or Hatredman then. Probably 76, since he's the only character besides Hatredman and Zenyatta with no real, possible shipping right now and Hatredman isn't supposed to have any human characteristics, and Zenny is a robot.
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>>342239657
>>342236765
Roadhog. Please be Roadhog.

I just love the build he has. <3
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>>342242549
Widowmaker has no emotions. She doesn't need dick or pussy
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>>342242742
Would kind of fit with the Mad Max theme. Humungus had a boy toy
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>>342242549
Widowmaker was forced to kill her husband [spoiler ]so maybe? [/spoiler]
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obviously widowmaker
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>>342242931
Just imagine two roadhogs getting it on.
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>>342241535
That's not strictly true, but I see what you mean. Most people have a bit of autism.
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>>342242474
You get to ship Reinhardt with Zarya instead
The sex would be like that one comic page with Juggernaut and She-Hulk
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It better not be Pharah. I'm fucking in love with her.
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>>342243454
No. It has to be between a german man and a switzer.

Zarya is a fucking commie. Fuck her.
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>>342234025
Mercy is in love with Rheinardt tho
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>>342243525
How can you like a muslim? ALLAH AKBAR 24/7

she doesn't say "justice rain from above, but ALLLAH AKBAR COMES FROM HEAVENS"
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>>342243689
ikr she wants to hit it. Wouldn't blame her.
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Does anyone have Mercy x Reinhardt pictures?
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>>342232273
Holy fuck who cares?

The characters aren't going to just start fucking each other in the middle of a match.

You people have serious mental health issues if you think it's acceptable to go on a witch hunt to find out who is homosexual in this video game
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>Blizzard's face when its none of the vanilla cast and its Sombra
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>>342243953
back to /b/
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>>342243953

Lurk more.
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>Implying it isn't winston
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>>342243706
She is Egyptian, so she is potentially a Christian or nonreligious. Supporting evidence of this, Muslims do not believe in letting women serve in the military or wear the symbols of other religions (her eye of Wdjat tattoo, for example.)

Seriously, is anyone besides the robots even shown to be religious in this game? It's the future, so I assume the views on certain beliefs have changed anyway.


Also, I have a friend that's a Muslim and she's pretty nice. Granted, she is Indonesian and not middle eastern.
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I'm just waiting for the Kotaku or Polygon article decrying the notion of a lesbian female game character as that's obviously not the right kind of gay. That's just a male power fantasy and only undermines the position of a woman and doesn't question the toxic masculinity that our patriarchal is built on.

You know it's gonna happen. They will not be happy unless there's a victory pose of Winston sticking a banana up his ass while a rainbow shoots out of his gun.
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>>342243953
1.- You are a faggot.
2.- Yes, they won't, however, the revelation of who is a lesbian will bring a bunch of new porn, if it's Zarya we (I'm) fucked, but if it's Pharmercy then I'm set for life.
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>yfw it's neither of them and pharmercy faggots get trashed
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>>342244225
there can only be one fag, you fucking fag. Not two
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Why do tumblrinas and yuriscum always want to taint pure maidens with homosexual filth?
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>>342244569
Well, if it's either we know which who is most of the porn going be with, so it doesn't really matter if it's both or not.
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>>342241029
>Zen is obviously male programming
so being logical?
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>>342244725
please not mercy. she deserver a strong man like reinhardt
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>>342244721
Why do beta waifufags think every fictional women belongs to thier cringy harem fantasy?
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>>342244225

>a bunch of new porn

>Pharmercy

There is plenty of porn of Pharmercy and Widowtracer. I want some Mercy on D.Va porn that doesn't involve the little Gremlin
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so which character is trains?
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>>342245136
Spotted the yurishit. Who unlocked your cuckshed?
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>>342233243
>that picture
my fucking heart
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>>342245292

It's not your heart, it's your brain.


Learning that emotions were not magical and just your brain tricking you fucked up life for me.
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>>342245265
Both are shitfam.

Just giving my two cents.
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>>342245265
Spotted the buttblasted greedy breeder.
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>>342245421
>fence-sitter with a superiority complex
The question still stands.
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I know

they'll say SOME ONE IS GAY

but NEVER say who it is

its just better this way

the actual canon is, that every one x jobs is canon
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>>342242073
>Reyes gets a rez
>Morison does not
>implying that Mercy wasn't trying to save the man she had unrequited love for but ended up fucking him over
It's much more tragic that way
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>>342234418
>PiV sex? How positively medieval.
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