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>Where can i buy the Wii U ?
>>342179597
i honestly doubt that's ever been said
it's just too dumb
>Can I preorder Battletoads here?
>>342179923
OP here. You'd be surprised, bud. Worked at a game store for over a year and a half, and you couldn't fathom the level of stupidity I've encountered in my first month alone.
>Is there any video games that I can play with my sister in order to break the ice about me wanting to have sex with her?
>"you have to buy a disc for a console?"
>hear two kids go on and on about how much they want a "mick"
>realize they're looking at headsets
>>342179923
you've clearly never worked in retail
>Do you have Zelda for PS3?
>>342180498
Theres a oreimo VN
not exactly the same thing but at the cellphone repair store i work at, every day we get people with smashed iphones 6s pluses, galaxy s6s, htc ones, and xperia z4s
AND EVERY FUCKING TIME PEOPLE ARE GENUINELY BAFFLED THAT THEIR $900 PHONE NEEDS A $300 REPAIR
Do you know if Burgers and Brews sells burgers?t. My Mother
PS2 games should theoretically be able to run on an Xbox One, seeing as it's literally just a mid-low tier x86 gaming PC.
>Do you have Battleborn?
>>342179597
>I finished the game and I didn't like it can I get a refund?
>I want GTA 5 not GTA V
>Shiver me timber nigger
OP here with more of my experiences:
>"When will you get GTA V in for the PS2?"
>"Can you mod your 360 to play PS4 games?"
>"How do you download steam on 360?"
>>342181352
>Do you have anything cooked?
-my mom to a sushi cart dude
>While shopping at Best Buy
>Overheard customer and BB employee
>C: Does the Xbox One support 4K
>BB: Yes, it supports 4K gaming AND video
>mfwI waited until they were done talking, then when the customer moved away from the employee, I told him he is straight up lying, the Xbox One doesn't even run 1080p on lots of games. He thanked me and decided not to get it.
>>342179597
>got any ps vita games
>>342181578
I've had cooked sushi stuff before.
But did the cart have any method of cooking, like a grill? If not, then yes she was dumb.
>>342180978
Back when it was still legal to own potatoniggers, eh?
>>342179597
I've never worked at one, but the cringiest thing I've seen at a Gamestop was when I was in line to buy something. There's a chick picking up some game she pre-ordered and another dude in front of me who starts chatting her up and takes several minutes to comprehend that she actually plays video games and isn't just buying it for her boyfriend or something. As soon as he realizes that, he starts hitting on her in that awkwardly overbearing kind of way.
Funny but cringe-worthy at the same time.
>>342181589
You don't get in trouble for turning away a potential buyer,do you?
>>342181328
The Game store I work at also buys/sells phones and movies, and people get retardedly ass blasted that they can only get 50 cents for their dvd with a coffee stain on the cover, not to mention we only sell DVDs for 5 bucks a piece and they're buy one get one free. And let's not forget the people you expect to get what they paid for a phone when they try and sell it.
>>342182024
Is there anything funny about the conversation you can remember? I'd love a greentext of what he said.
>>342179923
I've seen people buying consoles while not having the slightest idea what a Gigabyte is. Now think about that and the stuff in OP seems pretty plausible.
>>342182183
The worst that can happen is you'll get kicked out of the store, which didn't happen because I didn't do it in front of the idiot employee.
I've heard surprisingly few really stupid questions, at least that stick out in my mind.
Usually get ones like
>Does [Last Gen system] play [This gen system] games?
>What's the difference between X Product and Y Product? [Proceed to tell them all the differences between them] Yeah but what's the difference?
>>342181589
>Work in electronics in a shitty Walmart
>Am completely honest with customers about products and how fucking terrible cheap electronics tend to be
>Usually end up with a better sale out of it and people love the honesty
>Couldn't give an honest fuck whether we make the sale or not, doesn't put anything more on my paycheck
It can be kinda nice sometimes.
>Yall got the new Madden?
every week same dude
>>342180393
More stories please
>>342182449
I laughed way too hard at this post for some reason
Such inconquerable optimism
>>342182301
>kicked out a store for exposing direct lying to a customer
Probably an american thing.
>>342181328
>mfw seeing someone walk around with a cracked iphone
>>342181589
I liked working at Best Buy. Didn't get too many stupid customers, and there was one cool black dude who wanted to learn how to build his own PC and would only ever come in during my shifts to buy from me after I answered all his questions about it.
>whats the difference between GTA5 and GTA V ?
>which one looks better ?
>>342181328
Well no shit? The phone costs like 20 dollars to make.
>>342179597
Well, do you?
>>342182183
That's the thing, if you're hourly then there's really no point in lying when in the end you still make your money. If you're commission either you tell the truth and it works in your favor or you lie to make that money.
>>342182603
Im trying to apply and get hired at my local Best Buy but the damn application is being stupid.
>>342182538
Nah, he wont get kicked out for exposing a lie, He'd get kicked out because he kept the store from making money,
>"my sister broke my 3DS, can I return it?"
>sound of the top half and his receipt dropping onto the table
worst part ismy manager forced me to give him some money because apparently the top screen is important
>>342182729
meant for >>342182421
>>342181589
it does support 4k though, it's just that games don't run at that resolution natively
you're fucking retarded, the guy was just asking if it would work with his tv
>>342179923
Actually my dude, I worked in Yellowstone, and people would ask us
>what time do you guys let the animals out?
>what time do you feed the animals?
>can you turn on ol faithful for my kids?
People are fucking retarded. So retarded.
>>342182557
i've actually started carrying around business cards for our store because i usually see one smashed screen a day outside work
>>342182692
you know damn well they don't actually and the average consumer doesn't either
you also can't buy parts directly from the factory
don't ever speak to me about cellphone shit again you fucking blithering cunt retard
>>342182272
The only thing I remember specifically was that she was getting Shadows of the Damned, which I thought was weird since it was a few years old and kind of niche.
What was cringey about was that it genuinely took him several minutes to understand that she played games. Like he had to ask her several times who she was buying the game for and when he finally worked it out he went from being confused to excitedly hitting on her immediately, no in between at all.
>>342180498
No fucking way. How do you even spin that shit so the cashier doesn't call security? I don't even have the balls to ask for the location of a game with at least one sexy anime chick on it.
>>342182895
>you're fucking retarded, the guy was just asking if it would work with his tv
not him but that's bull fucking shit
every 4k TV can support 1080p just fine
>>342182793
>apparently the top screen is important
well, technically, yes. but still your manager is a dumbass
>"Do you guys buy xbox membership cards? It's already been scratched off, but it hasn't been used yet."
>"Do you make games here?"
>>342181519
>I finished the game and I didn't like it can I get a refund?
EB in NZ and AUS lets you do that within a week.
>>342183102
yeah, it was a dumb question but if the guy knew anything about native resolution he wouldn't have a 4k tv anyway
>>342182961
>can you turn on ol faithful
haha what
>>342183085
It's a joke you sperg
>"Do you want to buy my Xbox 360 for parts?"
>have a 3rd party who fixes consoles, so i'll at least take a look
>the plastic shell is entirely gone and the inner metal shield is bent to shit
>mfw
>"So, how much can I get for it?"
>MFW
>>342182961
>can you turn on ol' faithful
The only negative review I have on my eBay profile is from some dude I sold GTAV to. His reasons still baffle me (this was after I had played it just fine).
>>342182793
Oh I goddamn hate those situations.
Where the customer is blatantly taking advantage of management being complete pusses about never so much as daring to tell the customer "No", even when its entirely in the store's right as an actual policy.
Only makes it worse when I tell them to pretty much fuck off, then they ask for a manager, and said manager is only too eager to give them exactly what they want like they're a bratty child. So not only am I "the bad guy" but I have to give these little shits what they wanted.
>>342183302
Oh, and the heatsink had been literally ripped off the motherboard. How he managed that, I have no idea
>>342183178
That's almoat a good enough reason for me to consider living in those shitholesno
>>342183370
>PS4
>Missing files??!!
>>342179597
I work at a surprisingly well stocked used game store in a fairly small city and for the most part i only get the really dumb questions around the holidays. Most of the year the worst i get is
>how much for mortal kombat X on 360
but the few days before christmas its
>where are your maario (not a typo) games for the plays-stations?
>wait, there are differnt kinds of xbox's!?
and hunched over old ladies with lists of games their 7 year old grandchildren want and its all GTA/COD.
Other than that the most notable moments are when people are desperately confused that their PS2 isnt considered an antique and i dont want to give them $200 for it. That and the kids who have watched some youtube videos and come in asking me how much it is for a SNES and this game they heard of called "Earth - Bound". They are desperately confused when i refer them to our case of expensive stuff with a complete earthbound box set priced at $750. I always love the look on their faces as i explain its one of the most famous and collectible games out there.
>>342183392
cellphone anon here
fixed a customer's 5S screen and they came back with an entirely different phone and tried to say we didn't fix it right
told them to "fuck off or we'll call the police due to fraud"
fucking highschoolers
>>342181223
You mean 3D Dot Game Heroes? Yeah we still have a copy.
>Fnaf is actually coming to consoles
imagine the autistic war it will bring.
>>342183085
The people who work at my local Gamestop are a bunch of fat bald 30-something year olds who have nothing going for them and STILL are too normie to know of weeb shit like Senran so I don't give a single fuck about their opinion. I wouldn't think so poorly of them if they didn't insist on trying to make small talk with me about the games that I'm purchasing as they ring me up when they don't even know the first thing about the games themselves.
It's not like they're asking about the games, they're trying to pass it off like they are intimately familiar with them so I respond in kind and they end up not actually knowing anything about them at all and it makes the whole experience awkward and stupid.
>>342183438
In the US you can return any used game to gamestop within a week as well. So you could play through used shit and return it to different gamestops. If you do it too many times at the same one within a short period I'm pretty sure they won't let you anymore.
>>342183520
what does maario sound like?
>>342182984
With how much the parts cost materials wise and the fact that most factories the parts are made in don't pay their workers jack shit a phone only costing $20 to make isn't inaccurate.
>can you open that game for my kid?
>come on! He's just a kid! Let him play it for a bit!
Or moms wanting to surprise their sons/daughterus with a gift console, and going
>this is $200 darasu?!
>this small plastic thing is $60 each?!
>>342183241
>>342183347
yeah families that just missed the geyser go off and would ask us to turn it on...
also best thing
>asian familiy
>buy bear spray
which is a DETERRENT, not a REPELLENT
>Proceeds to line up their kids
>sprays them head to fucking toe
>kids are crying in excruciating pain and are taken to the hospital
now this happened a few years before i worked there and it sounded like a top kek because people are yet again, retarded
>>342181594
Wish the vita wasn't dead in US retailers. You can find tons of stores with physical shit in EU.
>work at toys r us over christmas
>posted to video games area one day
>lady asks me for minecraft, says it's for her son who has autism
Why did I need to know that, why didn't she just ask for minecraft, I don't get it.
>>342183520
Anon, please describe me their faces.
>You Got GTA ivy
>>342183743
that's factually incorrect though
>>342183756
lol asians are fucking retardes and ugly
useless race
>>342183824
People like to tell their whole biography before getting to the point
>"doyouhaveoneechanbarazeetwochaos"
>"Sorry you're going to have to speak up"
>"O-okay, do you have Oneechanbara zeetwochaos"
>"Oh knee what?"
>"DO YOU HAVE ONEECHANBARA Z II CHAOS?"
>"Let me check. Uh, can you spell that for me?"
>>342183925
/pol/ please stay in your room while people are over
>>342181328
I bought a $20 kit off ebay and repaired my cracked screen in 30 minutes
>>342183653
Thanks for the info. Too bad im a pc cuck
>>342183756
Asains are fucking hilarious man, sucks for the kids though
>>342183520
>and hunched over old ladies with lists of games their 7 year old grandchildren want and its all GTA/COD.
Situations like this during Christmas time always make me feel bad. Like they come in all ready to get little Timmy exactly what he wants for Christmas then they look in the case and realize exactly how much all these games will cost and end up only being able to get some older game that's $40 at most.
I still remember an older lady one year who came in, picked out either the old 3DS model or a 2DS and some cheap game, I asked her about it for the sake of smalltalk. Turned out she was buying it for her neighbor's kid whose 3DS got stolen.
That's a nice memory.
>>342183520
>how much for mortal kombat X on 360
To be fair, there were PS360 versions of MKX in development that got canned.
>>342183834
Nigga please. I don't need those losers trying to talk to me about character balance and mechanics in Guilty Gear when they don't even know the roster. When you look like that and work a dead end job at Gamestop at their age I expect you to at least know a little bit about video games other than the standard AAA crap or at least have the sense to not act like a know-it-all every single time I buy some shit.
>>342183841
The shock and confusion of a kid who thought they found the coolest, intellectual, and most underground thing ever only to learn that they arent a special snowflake, and that cool shit actually costs good money. 2 very disparaging revelations all rolled into one.
>>342184158
I wouldn't expect a customer to know that, I still have memories of explaining how the CoD sequels are ordered to people
>>342179597
This didn't happen to me, but I experienced it at a different store in a different place.
>Spanish family walk into store.
>They want to return Pokemon White 2 which they just bought yesterday.
>Claimed it was broken.
>Employee checked cartridge, huge scratch that was clearly made by the kids.
>Employee told them it couldn't have come like that, and it was done by the child.
>Cartiridge has pink nail gloss on it.
>Their child also had pink nail gloss on.
>Parents start getting pissy, demanding a refund.
>Manager steps in, sticking up for the employee.
>The parents are pissed off, and leave the store grumbling in Spanish.
>Kid is crying.
I really hate it when people brake things purposely, and then expect refunds.
>>342184337
t. gamestop employee
>>342183824
She was probably embarrassed at having to buy a game made for the mentally enfeebled and thought she had to explain herself.
>>342184119
Aww, that's sweet. I guess not all kids these days are spoiled rats if the old lady liked them enough to do that.
>>342184178
>youtube video with thousands of views
>still think you're a special snowflake
>>342184158
exactly, its a pretty reasonable question and im honestly happy i dont get the really dumb shit except for a few times a year
>>342184332
Sometimes it's not always like that to be fair
>buy dark souls
>drive home and put it in my 360
>disc isn't recognised
>giant scratch on the back
>take it back to return it for a working copy
>"no offence dude, but I seriously doubt we sold it to you like this"
>refuses to take it back
>>342183824
Was she ugly?
>>342183956
How is that game anyway? I've heard /v/ talk about it nicely at times, but a quick google shows a lot of negative reviews.
>>342184119
Even with prickish or spoiled kids, I can't help but feel bad when thinking about family, money problems, and crushed dreams.
>>342184624
What the hell? If you got it at a gamestop they pretty much have to take back a used game with no questions asked.
>>342184178
Man, thanks, i can imagine their faces now.
This is some good shit.
OP here again:
>guy comes in trying to sell his 360
>I can see roaches coming out of the vents of the system as he walks towards the counter
>sets a bag of DVDs cover in stains along with this infested console
>Me: "Sir, we can't take these in this condition."
>"B-but it all works just fine. Can you Atleast give me $200?"
>mfw
>>342184624
True, but the DS cartridge has pink nail gloss all over the back which was a clear indication that the child had messed with the cartridge.
Though it sounds like a pain to have to go back to the store because of the scratch. Reminds me when my brother bought the first Assassin's Creed for 360 online, only for a tiny scratch to stop it from reading.
>parents come in
>looking for something for their kid's 3ds
>something like Mario but not Mario because they already have that
>introduce them to kirby
>they leave entirely satisfied and I feel smart
Good stories anyone?
>Waiting in line to buy a game at gamestop
>Lady infront of me a clueless mom considering whether to buy their child some fighting game or minecraft for the ps4
>She says she'll buy the minecraft digital code instead of the other game
>Employee states multiple times very clearly that she cannot return the code once she buys it
>She says okay and leave, finally I pay for my stuff but the mom comes back into the store
>She wants to return the code and get the other game
I just want my stuff please
>>342182961
They think it's Disneyland, don't they?
>>342184758
Surprisingly decent hack-and-slash if you're okay big anime tiddies, just don't expect Bayonetta quality.
>>342181328
Congrats on working in a store that fixes phones other than iPhones and Samsung Galaxys.
When my HTC One M8's charge port broke back in april I had to call up like five stores to find one that'd actually fix it.
I recommend Gadget Guru to anyone who can get to one
>>342181519
>>I finished the game and I didn't like it can I get a refund?
What's wrong with this? I used to do it all the time when I owned a console.
>>342183785
Honestly just use amazon
games get price cuts really quick, are always in stock, and new games are cheaper than they are in-store
>go to FUCKING GAMESTOP
>there's that one neckbeard chatting to the customers
>he doesn't even work there
Why does every game shop have to have one of these guys? Is it corporate policy?
>>342184332
Dunno if this is related in any way I remember when I was like 10 I bought a used copy of Pokemon Pinball from Gamestop and it was broken even though they used to claim to test all their games
>go into walmart to buy pokemon X shortly after it came out
>one old guy working there because it was like midnight
>he calls it pokemon ten
>>342184624
I hate when stuff like that happens. Its always like they kinda dont believe you, and you know how shady it sounds too.
>bought a game from walmart sealed and everything
>game wasnt inside, just a blank CD
>go to return it, Employees give each other looks as if im trying to trick them out of a free copy.
>eventually get a new copy.
After reading up on it, I found out that walmart actually take returns and sell them as new. Some people take advantage of this by shrink wrapping the game back up. They cant open it, so they really cant check and see if its legit.
>>342184975
>if you're ok with big anime tiddies
Remind yourself where you are
>>342179597
Funny story for you all, not negative.
>Guy who was clearly drunk goes to our GameStop.
>Asks for something completely different from CoD and Madden.
>He asks for "The BEST... The best new crazy shit you have..."
>For shits and giggles, we sell him Hatsune Miku Project Diva F.
>He returns weeks later.
>Complete weeaboo.
>Asks for more Japanese games.
We created a fat little monster, and we love him. He visits us a lot, buys games and brings us gifts.
>do PS4 games work on PS3?
I love you to death grandpa but come on now
>>342184858
>roaches
I'm too scared to open up my OG Xbox to fix it because I've heard those are particularly bad with roaches.
>>342184912
>guy comes in saying he wants a "hack and slash" in those words
>he's never heard of DMC somehow
>he now trusts my recommendations religiously and is a once a week regular at the least
I have no idea how someone could know the genre enough to call it "hack and slash" and have never even heard of the DMC series, but one way or another i made his month while he stormed through the series.
>>342184858
Insects of all kind scare the shit out of me. If i saw that shit with roaches crawling all in it, I'd tell the fucker straight to his face," get that shit out of here, get rid of all those roaches and then we'll talk."
Don't care if i get fired I'm not having that
>>342184858
>>342185393
Someone post the spider thing
>>342185393
I've heard that in poorer areas people get amazed when they learn that PS3 games don't work on their PS1s
>>342185341
>Remind yourself where you are
Where all the dfcfags are
>>342184858
>tfw you live in a roach free country
>>342179597
>hearing things from unwashed masses
wagecuck
>>342184624
>bought a gamecube game from gamestop
>get random disc read errors while playing
>take it back
>employee grabs something that looks like a glue stick labeled 'adhesive remover' and rubs it all over the disc
>"here you go"
>it works flawlessly to this day
fucking magician
>>342184912
>>342185458
Hey quick question from someone who just got into working in retail
What exactly did you guys do to get jobs in game shops? Like, did you have prior experience or anything or did you just tell them that you're a non-neckbeard who knows about videogames?
>>342185495
If you mean disgusting flat chest then you're right.
Christmas cakes > Lolis
>>342184624
I dunno about your Gamestop, but the one I go to they always check the back to make sure its clean and not scratched.
>>342184624
Those are the times I generally feel the worst for customers, when something is wrong with something they bought and for one reason or another I'm powerless to actually do anything for them.
>>342184912
Its always nice when you can help a parent figure out something to get when they had come in without a single clue as to what they're doing or even looking for. They're always extra grateful and thankful for it too which is nice.
Occasionally I get customers who try to tip me, I have to tell em I can't take tips but that I appreciate the thought quite a lot. They're always so sad about it afterwards.
>>342185324
Yeah we've had that happen a couple times at my Shitmart. Customer Service doesn't bother to look close at them and then they come back to us. Since most of the people we have in the department know videogames we can tell "Hey something is fucky here", but there are still some that slip by.
>>342182735
...by lying
>>342185684
dude it wasn't magic plus magic doesnt real
>>342185502
I want a list.
>>342185847
I've literally seen DVDs on display at walmart with Target stickers on them
>>342179597
I would call bullshit on that but I've experienced this first hand.
>>342185881
When I said roach free, I mean a huge lack of roaches. Here you go though.
>Not America.
List done.
Who /poorfagsinceyouth/ here
It always makes me depressed for someone's game to stop working very soon after they bought it and wasted money on it, or for a parent to mess up their kid's present or having bought something the kid'll stop using really quickly.
>>342185706
What a good post
>>342186138
>Turkey doesn't have roaches
>>342185701
My boss wanted to fuck me before I was hired and ended up asking if I wanted a job so I took itand then we never fucked
>>342184858
my shop once took in an xbox for repair and as soon as the case was seperated a ridiculous amount of roaches scattered everywhere. The owners of the building didnt want to fumigate just for one suite and since they are in their late 80's we couldnt get across the idea that we could get fumigators do do just our room. So in the end it took months of roach traps and being extremely embarrassed when a customer would see a stray roach. Bad times man
>>342185983
And I've seen HDMI cables with the blatantly wrong logo on one end clearly visible through the packaging, TVs returned that are blatantly tampered with or entirely different designs/brands, laptop boxes that were resealed with older shittier laptop covered in dust and grime inside, and all other kinds of terrible disappointing shit that makes me wish I could go up to the service desk and slap every dumbass working it.
What's your point?
>>342185346
this is awesome
>>342182449
what happens when y'all do got the new Madden
>>342185039
HTC phones, as much as i love them, are fucking HORRENDOUS to take apart and put back together
RIP my HTD Desire Z/G2, literally the best phone I've ever owned
>>342186397
Yeah I feel you.
I bought a kit off of amazon for $15 but then called it quits when I decided against it when trying to take off the screen on my own
>>342186227
Was the boss a man or a woman?
>>342186227
L O N D O N
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>>342182449
51 times a year he'd be met with disappointment, but that one week would make it all worth it
>>342186306
I dunno I just thought it was odd
I work at a fucking Harris Teeter so I don't know how electronics sales work
I feel bad for people working at gamestop, they're usually pretty friendly people too, you talk to them about games and shit while you're there.
I'm not sure if they have a reason to be super friendly since I've never worked at one, but I've seen kids get a little too friendly with the employees. Like I go and see kids just talking to them, like it's a fucking day care.
There was one time I spent forever waiting to get checked out because this special needs kid kept calling, apparently he calls just to talk and the employee couldn't get him to stop.
>>342186526
A woman
>>342185706
Not this shit again
>>342181352
>work at a Costa in a Trainstation
"Do you sell Coffee here?"
"I'll have a Rum and Coke please"
"Do you sell Chips?" "Do you mean crisps?" "No chips out of a deep fat fryer" *Look around at the setting* "No we don't"
Have to be the top 3 stupid things I've heard in my 2 years of working there.
>>342186682
Are you a man or a woman?
>>342185701
I just worked seasonal at toys r us.
>>342182729
work for geek squad in bestbuy. i literally sit on my ass half the day. any issues people have with their computers are usually just viruses or the computer is just generally fucked or not worth repairing. 90% of the time we just restore their computer and make it seem like we did fucking brain surgery when they pick it up. people pay $150+ dollars for this work mind you.
>>342186761
A man
I saved a guy from buying Evolve once.
>>342186813
Cool
>>342186856
Was this around launch or a while after?
Either way that's funny
>>342186665
>this special needs kid kept calling, apparently he calls just to talk and the employee couldn't get him to stop
That's because it's against Gametop's policy to turn down their primary audience
>>342182961
What's your opinion on the dude that drowned in the acid lake or something awhile back. Is that shit common?
>>342186830
Did you at least try?
>>342185701
My gamestore has a regular boardgame night that's technically open but generally attended mostly by freinds of the owners who are a couple of nerdy but reletively normal guys in their early 30's. A cousin of mine was a regular at and i started going myself. Im pretty sure getting to know the people doing the interviewing personally and letting them see me in social situations where i demonstrated being a non-sperg helped a bit.
But for some more general advice, show your knowledge and your sociability simultaneously. There are plenty of super-nerds out there that can list detailed shit about tons of games off the top of their heads but smell like shit, and plenty of normal joes who are very good socially but know nothing about gaming and just need a job. You need to be a mix of both.
>>342183731
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NX9bpdmvwd
I think.
>>342186815
h-how much do you have to know about computers to work in geek squad? I'm capable of googling problems, and then following directions.
>>342186815
Are you separate from the main staff?
I knew a guy who worked for Best Buy and he would complain about needing to upsell poor people while you guys were just installing antivirus software or something
>>342182961
Do you know anything about the super volcano?
>pre order game
>go to pick it up
>oh this isn't the version I pre ordered, this is the standard edition.
>sorry we ran out of limited editions
>but I pre ordered it?
>well we don't have it
>But I payed-
>she raises her voice and says, LOOKS DO YOU WANT THE GAME? ITS THE SAME THING!
>Everyone at the store looks at me
>yeah I guess...
>she charges me for the special edition when all I have is the standard
>be a little bitch and don't say anything so she won't make another scene again and leave.
That was my last pre order, learned my lesson at a young age even if it was humiliating.
>>342187037
Aren't you like, not supposed to have sex with your coworkers, especially your boss?
>>342187116
Yeah I get how balance can be important for that kind of a job.
I'll keep that in mind if I'm ever looking to get hired at on of the local stores
>>342184624
>get Oblivion used
>try to play it but it's unplayable due to the scratches
>go back to Gamestation
>dude behind the counter says "Yeah I remember you I'll swap the disc"
>Oblivion was shit
>>342187037
Yeah I dunno what happened
>>342187285
both of you are human garbage
>>342185346
What else has he purchased? I'm curious now.
>>342185458
>>guy comes in saying he wants a "hack and slash" in those words
I would have recommended him Diablo 2
>>342187285
What a cu-
>young age
fucking yuck
>>342187289
I think that's more of suggestion, rather than a written rule.
>>342181328
Got my s6 screen replaced for 205$ Canadian$$$ at some local middle eastern cellphone repair store and they threw in a case. About a month later I took the case off and seen the 485$ pricell tag on my phone. Those mother fucker gave me a completely different phone, same model of s6 tho... what should I do?
OP here again:
>guy comes in with a ps3
>remember the guy because he bought the ps3 from us just days ago
>me: "Welcome back. Was there something wrong with the system?"
>"No no. It works perfectly fine, I just decided I don't really want it and I'm just here to get my money back."
>me: "That's not how it works, sir. If there was something wrong with it I could get you a replacement but you can't return it just because you don't want it anymore."
>"But I just bought it! You're telling I can't get my money back even though I just bought it?!"
>me: "No sir, that isn't how it works. If there was something wrong with the system I could see about getting you a refund, but not because you don't want it."
>"W-well then there was something wrong with it!"
>me: "Yeah, no. You literally just told me it works fine."
>mfw he threatens to call the cops because we won't refund him
>>342183731
long A sound
>>342187285
You're more reserved than me anon, I would have gone off, I don't take that shit lightly.
>>342187285
I preordered Fatal Frame 5 and they had run out of copies, so the clerk at FUCKING GAMESTOP gave me his instead
I felt kinda bad, but at the same time I preordered the game and they fucked up.
>>342187285
Man, that's the moment when you stand up to that dumb ass cashier and say you want what you fucking paid for
>>342187285
ffs anon you should have at least gotten a partial refund
>go to game (UK)
>there is a literal retarded person in a wheelchair at the front of the line
>he's trying to buy the just-released ME2, the same thing i came in for (yeah yeah, don't laugh)
>by the time i reach the back of the line with ME2, meals-on-wheels has paid and is about to leave
>but then he notices i'm holding the same game as him
>he says something that sounds like "muh boh duh guh gog?"
>i say "what?"
>he immediately lunges for me and takes my copy of ME2
>throws both copies into his rucksack, which also has scrunched-up newspapers and an extra large water bottle in it
>tries to leave, gets stopped by shop staff
>what follows is a slanging match between two scared shitless teenage cashiers and a legless neckbeard who sounds like he's crying in klingon
>i freewheel it outta there and come back an hour later, buying ME2 without incident
And that's why I don't go shopping anymore.
>>342187289
In America, if my diet of shitty sitcoms as a kid taught me anything
>>342187161
when i started i knew maybe only sightly more than the average jerk off. they teach you everything you need to know to do your job. you just sort of learn how to tackle issues as you go. we end up just googling fixes for issues half the time.
>>342187163
we are separate, but they will still want you to hit a quota in sales for the month, which isnt hard. just sell services from the geek squad and occasionally walk on the floor and sell some entitled 12 year old the most expensive mac book we have in stock. its really not hard. we only do software installation, virus removal, os installations, and the occasional installation of basic parts (HDD, RAM, GPU, etc.).
>>342187617
As somebody who doesn't work in retail, could you please explain why you couldn't give him a refund? Was it company policy or something?
>>342187617
A lot of countries actually guarantee that option under consumer law
>>342187695
>ffs anon you should have at least gotten a partial refund
this
fucking hell
>>342187519
First off how the shit did you not notice when everything was different on the phone the first time you turned it on?
>>342187434
He purchased the previous and new Miku games, Final Fantasy and Dragon Quest games, Cathorine, Sengan Kagura games, Valkariya Chronicles, Bravely Default/Second, Persona 3 and 4, Yukaza 5 and a couple other games I couldn't remember. He also preordered the new Miku, Persona 5 and Yukaza 0. (He quite likes SEGA and Nintendo)
>>342185315
lol similar thing happened to me a few months back
>go to local used game store
>pick up FFX
>take it to counter
>"Ah, yes, final fantasy ecks, a classic"
>h-haha y-yeah
>ffx/x-2 remaster announced on steam a week later
>>342187519
be glad you got a working phone back for only $200 CAD, a galaxy S6 no less
>>342187285
I'd demand a refund,but if you were like ten at the time I understand.
That fucking sucks if you pay like $20+ extra for a normal-ass game
I walked into gamestop and pre ordered the wind waker special edition, the one with the ganon figure.
The guy at the register was mexican, or some kind of spanish I don't know, and didn't understand apparently. I come to pick it up when it's released and he fucking pre ordered the Link figma instead? I was pretty pissed but I felt that maybe I should have read the receipt, but they were both the same price.
So I just took it and left. I'm still pretty pissed off about it though but there wasn't anything I could really do.
>>342187705
How the fuck are you even supposed to respond to a situation like this? Jesus.
>>342187617
I thought there was some kind of grace period of when you can return it. Thus the receipt.
>>342187501At least I still have her nudes
>>342187705
He probably thought you stole it from him by working your devil magics.
>>342185315
>>342187939
When I went to gamestop to buy Dangan Ronpa 2 the guy at the counter kept asking me to repeat myself because he thought I was making the name up
>>342187705
pasta, but funny nonetheless
>>342188113
Nice.
>>342187705
I never had to experience disabled people giving me trouble, but I have had super Christians trying to force their religion amongst people in the game stores. This one woman was shouting about how we were all committing sins, and people just told her to walk on.
>>342187617
I don't understand, where do you work?
Even at Walmart people have 2 weeks to return consoles regardless of why they want to return it.
>>342182204
hello fellow vintage stock employee
>>342188113
imgur album when
>>342182961
>can you turn on ol faithful for my kids?
NO BUT I CAN THROW 'EM IN THERE FOR YOU
>>342187825
Sorry. Completely forgot to mention that the company policy is to not give refunds unless there was something wrong with the system. And that this was explained to the man very clearly before and after the purchase was finalized.
>>342187818
>its really not hard. we only do software installation, virus removal, os installations, and the occasional installation of basic parts (HDD, RAM, GPU, etc.).
That just sounds like shit i can do myself, you mean to tell me I can get paid for little shit like that?
I mean I was always under the impression Geek Squad were these super smart people you only went to when you really really needed some help with some shit.
>>342188161
I had the clerks spend literally 30 minutes trying to find Soul Hackers on their system
Turns out it was under Devil Soul or some shit
>>342179847
Funny thing, the store clerk I bought mine from said I picked up the last WiiU they had and would have for a while.
>Have considered quitting my shitty grocery storr job and pick something up at gamestop
>Hear all these stories
>Realize I'll probably want to just quit the hobby all together if I had to deal with niggers and brazilians all day along with retards buying shit games and saying how hyped the are for X shit game from EA/Actijew along with a bunch of autistic spergs.
>>342182961
Explain ol faithful to awhiteafrican
>>342187901
Ah, to discover the wonderful realm of big anime eyes again.
I'm almost jealous.
>>342188384
What rock have you been living under? Shit like Geek Squad was invented by the assholes like us who got screwed doing I.T. work for their families during the holidays for free, and decided to jew everyone.
>Go to fucking Gamestop looking for Nier and/or Catherine
>Someone with a motorcycle helmet in his hand approaches me
>Asks me to buy him Deus Ex because he is not old enough (?)
>Hands me the money and the game
>Decide to go for it and buy it
>As soon as he receives the game he sprints out of the store
>Completely forgot about Nier/Catherine
Fucking gamestop
>>342188417
In their defense most SMT games have really similar titles.
Like when I went to buy the first Devil Survivor they kept ringing up Raidou because they thought I was saying "Devil Summoner"
>>342183731
It's-a MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMME,
>>342182204
my store does all of those things too, and i cant count the number of people whose day i ruined when i told them we dont buy printers or CD's. So many damn people think shit like that is worth tons of money for some ungodly reason, and then they jsut give me a confused look when i tell them to try ebay or craigslist.
I've worked at a used movie/video game store for over a year now. I'll try and write out some goodins
>Yall buy consoles?
Yes
>Mines broked
We don't buy broken ones sir
>*smacks lips* HOLLL UP, WHY U SAYN IT BROKE
You just told me
>MAN FUCK DIS SHIT
>"Thanks for calling xxxxx, this is Ryan how can I help you?"
Umm my husband can't beat level 3 on this game wat do we do :((
>"Let me google that for you"
>*sucks in air through teeth* UMM WHERE IS DANKEY KONG FOR P3?
>>342188736
Don't you remember his famous catchphrase? It was on his famous egg cups that every kid in the 80s and 90s had!
>>342188676
shoot, for the longest time the answer i've been looking for was right under me the whole time. In my defense, I never once needed help from geek squad, so I came to the conclusion they were only there for something that cant be found out through simple googling.
>Go to Best Buy to buy a Vita
>Ask employee in the vidya section if she could take a Vita out from the glass case
>She has no clue what the hell a Vita is
>studying so technically not a NEET
>this one long time friend chats me up not long ago
>a bit of a drifter really jumping between jobs constantly
>tells me he's starting in an HP call center as customer support
>I've wanted to do something to get money cause my parents give me just enough for school
>they don't spoil me and I appreciate that
>friend tells me he applied online on this one webpage dedicated to job searching
>tells me I should apply
>I'm just about to be out of this semester so why the fuck not
>I apply
>no experience
>no official degree just 2 1/2 years of CS in college
>just put computer and software experience as valuable skills
>website notified me they saw and are analizing my CV
I'm nervous. How do I cope with my first job application?
>>342187894
I keep everything stock on my phones. My pictures and sim card were obviously swapped over. My old phone had my name engraved in the top with my engraving tool. This one does not.
>>342188808
I work at a music venue and old black people are the absolute hardest customers.
They get pissed off when you tell them to follow procedure told to them when they buy their tickets
ex.don't bring glass, no smoking, no re-entry
and you fucking never do anyone any favors because if they see you give anyone any leeway they expect the same treatment. That might not sound unreasonable but I've had people get pissed because I won't let them into employee parking after they see an employee drive in.
I don't fucking know. I always say that older Black people each expect to be the one single person who gets special treatment
>go into Gamestation in the town
>going to get new guitar hero or some shit like that
>it was the games release date so small queue of people
>while in queue mother comes in with child
>"you can get 1 game for your playstation since you've been a good boy in school" or some bullshit excuse
>"i want this one mummy!"
>"i dont think you should get that one, son"
>"I WANT THIS ONE MUMMY! GET ME THIS ONE!"
>"hunny, I dont think this game is right for you"
>"I WANT THE RABBIT GAME MUMMY! IT SAYS PLAY BOYS ON IT! ITS FOR BOYS!"
>kid starts having a shitfit that his mum wont buy him the playboy game
>mum apologies to everyone in the store and takes her son out
shit was hilarious
kid must've been like 6 or 7 or some shit.
>>342183520
Oh man i almost forgot one of my other favorite conversations
>Wait, why is this snes game $70!? Thats more than it was new!
>i try and explain the concept of supply and demand while not sounding too pretentious or like im talking down to them
Its never kids either, always idiot adults.
>>342188998
Call center jobs are literally impossible not to land, because the turnover rate is so high.
>>342188998
The fuck? Not really related to the thread but you're a cuck. Honestly what the fuck? I have 4 years with all the credits done and its tricky.
>>342185315
Reminds me of this.
Tycho had to apologize after this, because it turns out the X WASN'T a Roman numeral.
>Jojo ASB just came out
>go to FUCKING EB GAMES to pick it up
>guy at the counter gets really excited
>tells me he's the only other person in the whole region to have preordered the game
>he starts raving about how great it is and then starts yelling out ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA
>stops and asks me to to be Dio, before resuming the ORAs
>oh god everyone's looking at me
>tell him I just watch the anime and don't know what he's talking about
>he stops and starts sulking
>go home and play the game
>it's shit
>>342188998
I'm sure you'll do fine anon.
>>342187901
you created a weeb
I hope you're happy
>>342189218
And then the kid proceeded to shitpost on /v/ about consoles
>>342189130
Are you not signed into any sort of accounts? Gmail, the play store, any sort of email at all?
>Was working at Couche-Tard (K-Mart for French Canadians)
>Doing my night shift as usual
>Suddenly this old hobo walks in
"Scuse me sir, do you have any toilets?"
>"No toilets arent available for customers"
>He enters
>I see a trail behind his wake
>ITS FUCKING LIQUID SHIT
>He asks me to call the police so he can have his hemoroïds checked
>His breathe stinks of alcohol
>OKjuststayoutsideplease.jpg
>He stays near the payphones outside waiting
>I rush to the mop to clear the filth on the floor before a customer comes in.
Should I continue?
>>342182204
Yes
>>342188513
Honestly I don't think working at gamestop would be that bad if they didn't make you allegedly push for the membership card/game insurance quotes thing
>>342189218
I never quite understood why there was a playboy video game in the first place. Who asked for it to be made?
>>342188998
fake it 'till you make it my dude.
My first job gave me literally zero training. I just started doing stuff and eventually got good at it
>>342189408
Mopping? Probably
>>342189408
>>"No toilets arent available for customers"
>>342188514
A big geyser that spurts on schedule every day.
>>342188513
What grocery store do you work at?
I work at a higher-end one so the people aren't usually bad and the pay is alright.
I assume it sucks if you're in a less-than-affluent area though
>went to buy mgs1
>local chain has a one week refund policy
>both of the discs work fine
>six days later im at the part where you fight liquid on top of metal gear rex
>start weeing weird graphical errors, game starts freezing and audio is bugged
>I thought it was part of the game at first
>try doing all sorts of stupid shit, like playing the game without audio cables plugged in or swapping the memory cards around
>by the time I realized my game was actually just broken it was too late to refund the game
>got totally cucked and don't even know if meryl is ok
So does anyone know of any last resort ps1 disc cleaning tactics? Even the old toothpaste method didn't work.
>>342185324
Fuck man, I remember that happening when I worked there. What game was it again? The was literally a recall because the manufacturer sent out half the copies with blank CD-Rs.
Here in Brasil always have that person that believes Japan already has Playstation 5 because they are very advanced in tech.
>>342189436
probably hugh hefner, knowing fine well that type of people that play videogames, knowing that he might've been able to cash in on the market.
>>342188161
>welcome to GameStop we have 50% on our-
yeah, hi, do you have MegaTagmension Blanc + Neptune VS Zombies?
>the what now?
MegaTagmension Blanc + Neptune VS Zombies
>megatension blank and Neptune vs zombies?
no mega tagmen-
>...nope, no Megan dimension showing up, let me check the other game you mentioned.
No, no that's 1 game
>one game? But you said plus?
yeah that's part if the title.
>oh that's why I couldn't find it.
Yeah, try looking for that
>uh, what's the name of it again?
...MegaTagmension Blanc + Neptune VS Zombies
>mega...tagdimen
No tagmension!
>Megan notagmension
No,no,no you idiot!!! MEGA, TAG, MENTION!
>geez calm down...k, "Megan tagmention" and the rest?
>blank plus
>"space bar...plus", aha what else?
>>342189637
>>local chain has a one week refund policy
do you live in tahoe?
>>342189408
Yes continue
>>342181589
>walked into best buy
>go to see the PCs for fun
>overhear someone talking to a sales rep
>How much horsepower does this computer have?
I swear man.
>go to FUCKING GAMESTOP with some of my normie friends
>they don't know a lot about vidyer and normally ask for advice on what's good and what isn't
>guy that looks like one of my friends is looking at Rome 2
>"oh, you probably don't want that. I've heard terrible things about it"
>guy turns around
>it's someone else entirely
>I just became one of those people
>>342189637
did you try cleaning your console itselfgame has shit ending, everything good has already happened
>>342183824
Holy fuck that picture
>>342187705
>who sounds like he's crying in klingon
haha holy shit
>>342183756
>hosing your kids down with bear mace
nice.
>>342179597
Goddamn, I'd get an aneurysm from shit like that. How do people put up with that stuff?
>>342189218
I actually have that game funny enough.
It's just Sims but with business practices and shit pretty fun actually.
>>342189637
Don't use fucking toothpaste get the cd buffed somewhere
>>342189782
>"enough to make barneyfags sweat, that's for sure. It's on sale for 25%, you want it?"
>>342179923
wew buddy sounds like you're lucky enough to have never worked retail.
>>342189713
Yeah Weeb games are fun to say all-around.
Also what is that game? Did Neptunia U get a sequel?
>>342189713
I'm more impressed that they still have Vita games
>>342188998
Call centers will take literally anyone because the pay is shit, the work is shit, most people quit almost immediately, and they don't give a fuck. Seriously, put your resume on any job search site and make it visible to employers searching. You'll be inundated with calls and emails from garbage companies like that within 12 hours hoping to dupe you into doing bottom tier phone sales or door to door shit under the guise of a bigger opportunity. Already had another 2 of those scams barking up my tree today trying to trick me into taking shady shit jobs I never even applied for.
>>342189713
If your game is so autistic to have a title like that, yeah, you deserved this
>>342186815
Dude my Geek Squad spent half the day playing Starcraft II today.
>>342181152
> /v/
>WORKING
HMMMMMMMMMMM.....
>2001
>at a game store
>some kid picks up Rayman for PS1 and asks his mom to buy it for him
>kid's mom asks the clerk if it will work on PC
>clerk says no
>kid throws a screaming tantrum in the store
>mom buys him the game
lol
>>342188514
Are you another saffer?
>>342188949
>>342188384
Sorry bro, but I'm pretty sure being dense enough to believe this means you aren't qualified for geek squad.
>>342181589
>not lying to idiot customers
Hey, I don't show up at your job and say you don't suck dicks
>>342188384
its all basic shit. you get a real nice grasp on how smart the average person is when it comes to electronics when you work here for a while.
>>342189284
>not saying ZA WARUDO
why do you even post here?
>>342189240
I'm afraid I'll fuck it up somehow cause I tend to be incompetent under pressure. It might be ez pz to land it but my unconscious need to perform well while doing something I know literally nothing of scares me.
>>342189248
I know it's not related, but it's the closest thing to work related as a /v/ thread can get without being nuked.
>>342189285
Y-you too.
>>342189451
I just hope I can learn fast enough. I mean, I know my shit around tech stuff but my social skills are fuck awful. And as a customer service agent that probably ain't good.
>>342189931
Oh no no, I'm not going door to door. That's something off the line for a sperg like me. This gig apparently is legit though, and I don't pretend I want to work for too long there. Just enough to upgrade my PC, afford games I want and just overall stop depending on my parents buying things for me.
I wouldn't have any expenses anyway so I could just save up.
>>342189802
Like five years ago I coughed "shovelware" when a guy in front of me in line was buying a PS3+PS Move bundle
I still regret it
>>342190390
NOW I UNDERSTAND WHERE THIS ZARUDO FAGOTRY COMES FROM.
Thank you anon, I always forgot to search.
>>342189778
>>342189482
>Police comes as expected, take the guy.
>They ask me some questions then leave
>On the morning of the same day, he comes back with new pants
>Tells me how they cleaned him and cured his hemoroïds
>"Sir I really don't want to know" (pleasegoawaypleasegoawaypleasegoaway)
>He waits inside the store for an hour 'til 8 o'clock when alcohol can be legally sold in stores
>Shift ends at 8, I see him getting 30 bucks of alcohol then leave
>The day after, he comes back, but this time waits outside sitting on a blanket or something
>My based boss tells him to never come back because he's disturbing the customers.
>Last time I ever see him ever.
This was the worst thing that happened to me working in customer service. Never again.
>>342189937
the other day we all learned how to ride hover boards in the back of our geek squad precinct. that's how much free time we have. sometimes i just walk out for an hour, come back and then clock out for lunch. then i pull up a chair and knock out for an hour,. not to mention we get most merchandise in the store for half off.
>>342190130
Close, but I'm Nambian.
My parents where Rhodesian, but left before independence because they saw the writing on the wall
>>342189424
>mfw gamestop employee shilled so hard he forgot to put the disc in the case i paid for
>>342188514
Geyser in Yellowstone National Park, the Faithful part is because it's been erupting every 30mins - 2 hours for something like 150 years since it was discovered, pretty big tourist attraction because it's guaranteed to go off while you're there
>>342189802
>drunk with friend
>he decides to buy the witcher 3
>we go to wal-mart
>looking at games and shit, assume my friend is playing the demo of some shitty hulk game next to me
>comment on the gameplay and finally I tell him to quit playing that shit and go play the witcher 3 multiple times
>hear them say "uhh.... I dunno....."
>look over and realize I've been talking to some random timid Asian guy and walk away
>>342183756
"Man I gotta put on some more bear spray. Damn things are eating me alive"
>Do you have Far Cry 6?
>whens skyrim 2
at least once a week a swear to god
also there's always this one kid who comes in and believes everything he sees on youtube and wants to tell me all about how the next halo will be on wiiu or some shit and when he can pre-order it and then doesn't believe me when i tell him its owned by ms and will literally never be on the wiiu.
>Do you have Crazy Taxi for Gamecube?they actually did the absolute madmen
>>342179597
Them: "Do you guys sell video games?"
>>342190548
Do you think he died?
>>342183753
>can you open game for my kid
Oohh gross i hate it when parents try to take advantage like
>>342190746
I can't really hate people who ask this kind of stuff if they're not that into gaming.
"That kid" sounds pretty annoying though
>>342190819
He was pretty old, surely he's been living for a long time like this.
>>342179597
The girl at the check out at best buy (pretty much) asked me if SM3DW would work on her original wii. When I said no she asked me "why not?"
>>342190746
Good to see "that kid" is still a tradition among the younger generations. Guess some things don't change.
>>342183824
Don't ask me how but retarded normie no-nothing parents of autistic kids have somehow been put onto minecraft as a 'tool' for handling their kid (instead of all the boring and hard 'parenting' bullshit.) So now there's entire mobs of suburbia soccer mom tardbitches schlicking off to how good minecraft is.
(for keeping their kid shut the fuck up and entertained so they don't ever actually have to)
My sister has an autistic daughter and half the time i want to slap the ever loving shit out of my sister for being such a lazy stupid cunt regarding her god damn kid.
>these fucking asshats act like having children is a right/necessity/chore instead of a fucking PRIVILEDGE.
Makes me so fucking mad.
>>342190882
yeah, i'm sick of the question but its always a different person so its not like its an annoying customer or anything. usually you can tell them that skyrim is actually part of a series and they'll pick up oblivion or something. then there are people who actually want skyrim 2 and don't care for anything else and bethesda is stupid for not making a sequel.
>>342187285
>not putting her in her place, telling her you want what you paid for or get a refund
>show everyone in the store how shitty the employee is
Your young self was a faggot, anon
>>342183605
I hate the fact that every time I buy a game or product at GameStop , they always say "oh yea that game is good my cousin/uncle/brother has that its awesome". I'm going to buy the game either way if I bring it up to the counter , no reason to shill so hard.
>Do you have ARK: Survival Evolved for 360?
>>342191046
Damn anon, after reading all that I feel pretty bad for the guy. He just needed to take a shit.
>>342190790
saw that at the salvation army store a few weeks back
funny how the games there end up in better condition than at used game stores. it had the manual and the gamecube safety booklet
>>342190746
I HATE THIS.
This one guy always said these things, I shit you not:
>But it's true, I read in a magazine, the next God of War is for Nintendo DS!
>Man, I like Fossil Fighters, but I wish they continue with Pokemon
Explains that one thing has nothing to do with the other, more Pokemon will come.
>Of course not, this is Pokemon 2, don't you read about videogames?
>I will import a PS3 from Japan.
But why? You already have one.
>Yeah, but the ones from Japan runs Wii games. Nintendo is japanese, some law bullshit, every videogame has to run Wii games.
This was the break point for me.
>>342187010
Not that guy, but you don't die drowning in that situation.
You get fucking deep fried.
Also it happened again just a few days ago.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2750923/man-dies-after-falling-into-acidic-spring-in-yellowstone-national-park/
>Efforts to recover the body of Colin Nathaniel Scott, 23, of Portland, Oregon, were suspended on Wednesday after rangers determined there were no remains left in the hot spring.
>no remains left in the hot spring.
>>342190746
>Grandma comes in over christmas
>asks if there's any mario games on the playstation
>>342186204
Who's this boner condoner?
>>342187519
how the fuck did you not realize it wasn't your old phone after a month you fucking retard holy shit
>>342191227
Alcoholics don't deserve my pity. I can't respect anyone who thinks alcohol could solve their problems.
>>342179597
I asked for a Daytona USA for Sega GenesisWell, there was Virtua Racing, why the fuck not
>>342189864
Oh God, those horses man, those fucking pastel horses were the best thing that 4chan created
>>342191256
Fuck that sucks
You're literally describing "that kid" but you're required to listen
>>342182204
>Guy comes up to me with a large white bag and just stares.
>Gotta be a trade in.
>"Do you want to trade in?"
>"Yyy-yes"
>kay
>Start pulling out games
>Mostly Wii and PS2
>I put them out on the glass counter I'd just finished wiping down
>Hear a squishy sound and I put down the last game
>Fingers sticky so I smell them
>Maple syrup
>Zelda Skyward Sword is drenched in maple syrup and now so too are my counter tops
>"What the fuck is this? Why is this game covered in maple syrup?"
>"I don't know"
>hfw
>>342179597
One kid in line behind me told his friend he couldn't wait until Mario kart 8 came out on his xbone.
>>342190676
Hahaha great meme
>"Do you have Senran Kagura for 3DS?"
>"Yes, ma'am"
>*looking at cover*
>"Do you think this game would be appropriate for a 12 year old?"
>*Boy looks at me with eyes filled with hope and desperation. Like I'm the governor who only has to make one call to get him off of death row. My fate is in his hands.*
>"No, it's not. It's full of scantily glad women in provocative situations"
>I can actually hear the kid's heart break
>"Is there anything like it that's more age appropriate?"
After some discussion, I convinced the woman to buy her 12 year old son, who wanted hack and slash tiddies, an otome visual novel instead.
>work at a 2 floor game shop, retro shit up stairs near register, disc based systems downstairs
>fat mom and 3 kids come in
>"YALL GOT XBOX GAMES?"
>"yeah downstairs"
>she goes downstairs for a while, comes back up
>"Hey I just wanted ta let yall know the price you have on Minecraft for the 360 down there is wrong"
>"Really? What do we have it stickered at?"
>"$15"
>"... no thats correct."
>"What?! Wish I knew about this place before! I bought it for $75 on ebay!"
>mfw
>>342191564
Are you Canadian?
>>342191256
>some law bullshit, every videogame has to run Wii games
NINTENDO WINS BABEE
>>342186204
>yfw 'strayan.
>>342191440
His liver must have been nonexistent.
>>342191256
>every videogame has to run Wii games.
How can Sony even compete?!
>>342191632
Why would you do that?
Like did he think the cover looked cool or something?
>mfw I work the night shift and I get to play vidya all night
>>342179597
Not really dumb but I heard a girl at Best Buy tell her mom she wanted hyrule Warriors because Zelda was pretty and she wanted to play as her.
>>342191632
you are the hero
>>342191632
D E V I L I S H
>>342191441
fuck off grandpa
>>342191632
He got a much better game.
You did good.
>>342191632
Kill yourself you fucking faggot. yes 10/10 mad.
I hope you die.
I remember seeing a guy earlier this year complaining to a Wal-Mart employee about a game he bought in the exact same store in the 90s for his Sega Genesis. Said something about how it gave him nightmares and PTSD as he grew up.
The guy behind the counter just stared at him with his mouth open until the man's father pulled him away and out of the store. Pretty weird shit.
Any of you ever had someone come in who is clearly trading in shit they do not own?
How do you handle the situation? is there anything you can even do?Brother stole $3000 worth of my /v/idya, some of it was pawned to Gamestop
>>342191791
Cute.
It's a shame that this feeling is being switched by ultra feminism.
>>342191842
Hey, at least he got you a decent game, right, 12 year old kid from >>342191632 ?
>>342191728
I have literally seen one spider bigger than a daddy long legs in my 23 years in this country
>>342191875
Maybe he just needed to vent out.
>>342190645
Go to gamestop to get xboner games had buy 2 get 1 free get 4 games and 2 free. Motherfucker rings up a seventh game I didn't even buy for ps4 when I grabbed xboner games only and I walk back in because I had the price calculated in my head before hand and I get pissed.
Got a free membership of shitty magazines and one free game out of it so it was worth it I suppose.
>>342191875
Ecco?
>>342183178
Yeah, EB is pretty good. They do it for all their shit, even consoles.
I work at a grocery store but we do sell games
>Really young looking kid wants to buy =this M rated game, I think it was some CoD
>By young I mean he looked 15-17
>Ask for his ID. Usually I don't give a fuck if its just video games but my boss was walking around so yeah
>He gets all pissed off and I remind him its a M rated game
>"So I have to drive all the way home and get my ID and waste gas and come back"
>"...Yes."
the fuck this guy driving without his license for in the first place?
>>342187617
>Decide to get an Xboner since I'm bored as fuck on my PS4 waiting for releases
>buy it from Toys R us MCC bundle
>MCC is STILL SHIT in a year into its life cycle
>Literally no other exclusive worth a fuck because Micro$oft cant be original with there millions of IPs besides drill there current ones into the ground
>Call Toys R us and ask if I can get a refund
>Girl was a newbie and doesnt even know shit about vidya
>go to the store and a Manager says she cant because its open
>Tell her a person on the phone said I could
>Finds said person
>Understands and honors there word
>Mfw she probably got written up
>Mfw I was spared from buying a shit console
>end up buying it 2 more Xbones in the future ans return them each time
>I might want Scorpio but the lack of weeb shit says I dont
Fuck American consumer laws.
>buy headset online at BestBuy and choose in store pickup because I didn't want to talk to a cashier
>make my way there, go to online pickup area
>its 2 cute girls working
>give them my name to get my order
>both are giggling and batting their eyelashes at me
>try to contain spaghetti
>while one gets my headset, the other starts making small talk
>"what kind of games do you play?"
>"OH I LOVE THAT GAME"
>"anything releasing soon you're excited about?"
>try to answer as normal as possible, manage minimal stuttering
>other girl comes back with headset
>"You picked a great headset, I have the same one and love it"
>smiles and hands it to me
>thank them and quickly turn around and head out before I sperg out completely
>they wish me a good day and tell me to enjoy my new headset
>"come back and let us know if anything is wrong with it!"
Haven't been back there since.
>>342179597
>Can I buy a 2DS?
That was before 2DS was a thing. Now people ask if there's a 1DS.
>>342191632
>>342187010
I'm assuming you've never been to Yellowstone, but everywhere there are these spots, there are signs literally every 10 feet saying "Hey idiot don't leave the elevated path or you might sink in and die"
>>342192074
I work in a chain retail pharmacy and company policy (also state law) require us to collect ID on controlled prescriptions. You wouldn't believe the sheer volume of mexicans who carry no ID at all and drive around in their big fucking cadillacs with no license or insurance.
>>342191282
Jesus Christ how horrifying
>>342191632
Why would you deny anime tiddies anon?
>>342192104
You forgot to tip them
>>342192083
How the fuck do you buy a system you don't want 3+ times?
>>342191921
I saw a vid on youtube of this guy who worked at gamestop in a really sketchy area during the ps1 days. He said there was this one nigga who would come into the store literally everyday with dozens of games (usually just the disks) to trade in. He was 99% sure they were stolen but they had no proof and the manager was a scumbag himself who didn't give a fuck so he had to take the games anyways.
This same nigga apparently once managed to swipe a bunch of disks from behind the counter when no one was looking and then sold them back to the store like an hour later.
>>342192104
I think that's their JOB or maybe i'm wrong
>>342183913
>>342183743
An iphone6 costs anywhere between 150-200 to make, an iphone6s about 200-260 or so, including labor.
Even then, $300 for a repair as said by >>342181328 sounds like anal rape, considering Apple themselves do it for 120USD
>>342192359
Choose one or both.
>>342192108
>Nintendo releases 1DS
>"Hey do you have the 0DS?"
>>342192074
i fucking love this. NY state law (I'm sure other states too, but I live in NY) requires you to get ID for cash trades and the like since you have to be 18 to receive cash. I work at a gamestop in a smaller country town so we get people all the time that come in to trade stuff for cash and when they don't have their ID on them they get back in their trucks and drive away.
>>342192497
>considering Apple themselves do it for 120USD
if you have applecare+
again, don't ever fucking talk to me again about cellphones you dumb fucking cunt
>>342187285
Some cunt tried this on me with the witcher 2.
>already fully paid for
>cunt tells me 'oh we only have the _____' bullshit.
>we ran out
>raegmode that they SOLD my preorder. My already paid for preorder.
>in soft quiet hard voice dripping sarcasm rip into her slowly and nastily.
>bitch 'hang on I'll go check in back'
>COMES BACK with the soecial version I'd bought and hands it over.
>w- would you like to preorder anything today? scared little mouse voice.
> give her the 'After what you just did do you really think I'd ever shop here the fuck again deathglare' .jpg
>practically flees.
>other employee looks super dissapoint when he sees me walking out with my fucking game. That I'd bought months ago.
Fuckers were holding some aside for fellow employees and had just sold the rest.
No.342192074 here
I had to ring up someone buying Overwatch for console the other day
Made small talk on how much I love the game so that I wouldnt be giving him this face because who the fuck plays overwatch on console
>>342192575
We used to require as much ID for trade ins as you do to get a passport in Australia. It was just for store credit too.
>>342189636
Shitty eastern branch of Berkly and Jensen (BJs) warehouse store.
I walk into my job every day bored and unfulfilled.
Only reason why I stay is because its literally a 2 minute walk from where I live vs driving to my Gamestop 12 minutes away.
Still considering it honestly. I get 10.6 hourly and the new minimum wage is universal everywhere and I dint mind shit hours since I'm not an autist with my money.
>younger bro is watching some MLG meme video
>"hey anon, what's the illuminati?"
>"oh, it's a made-up secret society of people who run the government"
>"so they're like the Patriots?"
>mfw
I considered working at GameStop, will it make me hate videya even more?
>>342191641
What? That some retarded ass shit. Not related to thread I suppose but anyone can reccomend a site to buy retro games? I'm looking for Silent Hill, Crash Bandicoot,999, and Virtues Last Reward even though those two aren't retro. I'd consider gamestop if they had pics of products because I have ocd about cases.
>>342188998
>2.5 years of cs without an internship
u wot
>late one night
>two nigresses come in
>they take a ps4/destiny bundle all the way from the game part of the store to my stupid ass up front
>ring them up for it
>they pay using a bunch of those universal visa gift card things
>never use one for more than 50$
>eight swipes of this shit later
>they leave
>next day
>boss calls me in
>hey anon notice any strange transactions last night
>Nah. Oh shit wait
>explain to boss about them
>he tells me the cards they used went to a bogus bank account or some shit
>says they never did more than 50$ or else they would've got flagged
>asks why they they chose me
>b-because I look young and dumb
>no because you're new anon and they knew it, looking forward watch out for this kind of thing
>mfw I got completely and utterly outsmarted and scammed
>flash forward two weeks
>nigger and his nigress come in
>they try the EXACT SAME SHIT
>destiny ps4 bundle, bunch of cards
>uh hold up something is up with my register let me go get my manager to fix it
>nah nah man we good
>they give me the bundle and leave
>>342191921
I was in line at EB once and there was this abo with a plastic bag full of ipads and iphones. He said he asked around his family if they wanted to trade them in.
Dude got his money too, don't remember how much but it took fucking ages for the guy at the front to ring it all up.
>>342192763
I get $9.10 from Harris Teeter so $10.60 doesn't sound too bad.
Doesn't BJs require membership?
I assumed that'd make it retard-proof
When I was younger I kept asking my aunt to get me crash bandicoot for the n64. She kept saying that they said it didn't exist, but I kept insisting it did.
I probably caused quite a few stories like these right there.
I've been working at some summer camps with elementary kids and the whole kids on youtube stereotype seems to be pretty true.
The biggest pussy kid that all the other kids seem to hate cause he's always crying was telling me a bunch of skeleton jokes one day, which he says he got from Undertale.
A girl told me how she's afraid of dolls after Markipliyer played a scary game involving them. She also told me a dream she had about him, in which he was killed by a doll.
A heard a kid scream "FREDDY FAZZBEAR" at lunch.
Just today a bunch of kids were talking about top ten videos and how Star Wars is based off nazis cause of "the guy with the mustache" and Thor is a nazi cause of a youtube video where "his cape has the Nazi symbol".
Kids these days
>>342192802
You got a boner over your brother?
Gross.
>>342179597
I remember being at a Gamestop, fairly young, I was going to pick up Fable.
There was a black dad with his kid and he was trying to find something for him.
Dad: "How 'bout that Harry Potter nigga? He cool."
Kid: "But Momma said magic is from the devil."
Dad: "Sheeiiiit."
>>342179597
>work in a hardware store
>woman walks in an asks if we sell playstations
>>342192818
Ebay
>>342191921
I wonder if anyone has ever found their own game at a used game store
>I can't wait to play my ps4 on this new 4k TV
>>342181328
I feel your pain bro. You ever have people come in with iPhone problems and they have no idea what an apple Id is?
>>342192854
It's not just you. Cashiers get scammed that way all the time. My employer is constantly making us do training to prevent money laundering scams like that. These people will fucking call you can claim to be from corporate, have you ring up the card as some kind of "register test", tell you to throw the card away and then come into the store and fish it out of the trash. They are scum.
Not related to games but...
>2004
>Start working in a Lan House in the neighborhood
>Sometimes people call me because the PC froze
>Almost always had some porn in it
Ok, but the thing is...
>8 in 10 cases was hentai
Dafuck? Normies seeing hentai, this cracked my skull.
>One time a man in his 40s in a suit
>Calls me, PC stopped again
>Tifa with a huge dick cumming in own mouth
>Silence followed by him saying:
>"I was just sending an email...and this...look, could don't say anything?"
>He pays and leave
>About 4 days later
>See the guy leaving house
>He is my neighbor
>hfw
>>342193030
>He cool
Holy shit I can't fucking breath
>>342193163
"What do you mean I have to turn Find My Iphone off?"
>>342192083
>Mfw I was spared from buying a shit console
> end up buying it 2 more Xbones in the future ans return them each time
it's almost like you have terminal autism or something
>>342192994
These kids already make my angry
>>342189284
i dont watch jojo but that's upsetting
>>342179923
Never worked in gaming, but I've worked in retail.
I've heard shit like:
>If this is two for five, how much is one?
>If this is buy one get one free, how much do I pay if I just get one?
>Is there any meat in these burgers?
>What's the difference between meat and tofu?
>Can I open this steak to see how it smells?
>>342192854
yeah thats a common scam getting big now a days
>>342193109
Do they have like a buyers protection or something? I have a good site but don't want to have to pay 100 bucks for Silent Hill and Crash.
>>342179989
>In a couple years this won't be ironic
>>342193146
/r/ing that one picture of Final Fantasy XIII
>>342192994
Reminds me of one of my nephews that claimed he could see slenderman
>>342192607
>Price gouger getting pissy because he got BTFO.
Hey kid, do you actually think you're some kind of a specialist?
>If you have applecare+
Oh boy, that's some Geek Squad level of denial.
>>342193208
Hentai is almost always on the front page of porn sites. I was heavily into hentai long before I knew what anime was beyond Naruto and Pokemon
>>342189284
Kinda disappointed it was the day I realized Namco is just a shitty company making shitty shovelware living off the corpse of pac man and the only person there with talent to an exten is Tekkens director Harda.
>>342193276
Eh, we were all the same as kids, just about different stuff that probably pissed off our elders just as much.
>>342193403
I think they have protection if you get outright scammed, but they aren't going to do shit just because you got upsold to an unfair price.
>>342193146
I once had a small binder of magic the gathering cards go missing and one of my friends from school suggested I check out a gaming store near their house because they have a lot of cards. I went and they did have all of them. In a separate binder where the kept recently acquired cards before they are filed with the main inventory. This nigger stole my shit and told me where to go to buy it back. I mean, yeah, good looking out, but shit.
>>342189284
>not fucking crushing him in store as a laugh
>not getting killed in return
Why did you even buy the game
>>342193208
something related happened with my cousin, she is like 5 or 6 years younger than me idr, her laptop is acting weird and asks me to fix it, start doing some cleanup and stuff and I noticed there is a HUGE list of hentai sites, some yuri and incest related
I work at a meijer. We have this online coupon clipping system called Mperks
>Last black friday a customer mentioned to others that there was a coupon on mperks for the xbox one
>Turns out not EVERY mperks account got the the coupon, idk what determined who got it and who didn't but w/e
>Customers started yelling at the poor cashier in electronics
>Original customer who pointed out the coupon felt bad after because she didnt know not all accounts got it
>>342179597
Weren't you in The Aviator
>>342193510
because those are objectively not apple's prices you fucking tard
>>342182961
>can you turn on ol faithful for my kids?
That's just sad
>>342192994
Kids are so fucking lazy can't even be bothered to actually play games.
>Mfw my 3 year old nephew is watching kids play with toys
I think my brother got him to stop because he isn't always asking for the phone now and I got him to watch Hey Arnold and Pokemon reruns while he played with his toy truck.
>>342192705
>No.342192074 here
>>342192930
To an extent you will have retards no matter what. Hopefully it looks good to gamestop since Its practically the same shit.
>>342193728
Did you?
>>342193752
Man fuck that game.
I got it from the Square Enix MYSTERY HOLIDAY BOX and I could hardly sit through the first few hours before uninstalling
>>342192607
>If you have applecare
I've had my phone fixed 3 times, I have no applecare, and it's always been exactly 121USD including NY state tax. Fuck off you faggot, you're just a shitty price gouger and you're mad that people get shocked at your shit prices? Fuck you.
>>342191951
Citybabby detected.
You don't count. You may as well be merrkan or britbong for being some city dick.
>>342193201
same shit happens here. We just dont do any gift card transactions over the phone and if you do you can be automatically fired for it.
>>342193789
Subjectively.
Why don't you go and try to justify your gouging to highschool dropouts and single mothers?
They might actually fall for it.
>>342192854
I've been getting a lot of these reports where I work.
The cards usually have ghosting, look shit, disposable and are embossed badly. I swear I've filed away at least 90 of these fucking reports in the last month.
The ones I read are usually reencoded to someone else account though. How the fuck due these poor-ass nigger and methheads get the machines to do that?
>>342192705
>No.342192074 here
Just quote your other post you colossal retard.
>>342193789
I should beat you up for being such a fucking faggot.
>>342193624
It's a separate site which has given me good service before and I've never bought off of Ebay honestly.
No games, just pushers trying to loan 150 dollars and wanting to leave their guns in insurance.
Fucking 7Eleven.
>>342192705
Plenty of reasonably good people play overwatch on console. I play it mostly on PC but I've had great matches with console friends.
Take your PCMR bullshit to Reddit.
>>342194018
They are doing the risky work for the pimps and dealers with a lot of money.
>GTA 1
>GTA London
>GTA 2
>GTA 3
>GTA Vice City
>GTA San Andreas
>GTA Liberty City Stories
>GTA Vice City Stories
>GTA IV
>GTA V
The customer wanted GTA IV OP.
>>342179597
>Final Fantasy 10 isn't a real game because it ends.
>>342194272
You forgot the GBA game and Chinatown Wars IDIOT!
>>342193752
no wonder why she left him, he gave her fucking trash
>>342194107
I'd play overwatch on console but 60 for the game and 60 year for online. Nah I'll just stick to singleplayer if anything. Tf2 on consoles is actually dead.
>>342194342
DOH
GTA Chinatown wars came after IV, so her actual game desire would be Vice City Stories then.
>>342189505
This never fails to make me cringe.
Upboated, good sir.
>>342192705
A friend of mine refuses to buy the game on PC because he bought it on PS4 despite the fact that literally all of his friends play on PC. It's really strange
>2 friends and i are at a flea market
>see this small stand run by two black guys, looks exactly like sanford and son but with less scrap metal
>friend sees nes action set in the box, so we walk over
>ask if it has everything in the box, friend tries to open it (it was very beat up)
>older black guy snaps, "IT GOT EVERYTHANG IN IT, DON'T TOUCH IT UNLESS YOU BUYIN'"
>walk away
>>342181328
I've always wondered how people break these things.
I mean I try to be careful but my phones have taken abuse over the years and they've never out and out stopped worked.
I dropped my Galaxy S4 onto a treadmill and it slammed into the wall and it broke the wall but the phone is fine.
I have iphones dropped in the toilet and its fine...
These people really manage some next level shit.
>>342193925
fast forward that to a couple of months later, she starts talking to me a lot on facebook and constantly asks me to go visit her and do stuff together, one night while talking to her she tells me that during the night she transforms into a pervert.help
>>342194439
Chinatown Wars doesn't refer to 4 at all. 4 references Chinatown with Huang in police database but that's it.
>>342191256
>Yeah, but the ones from Japan runs Wii games. Nintendo is japanese, some law bullshit, every videogame has to run Wii games.
That's fucking amazing
>>342194507
I have a friend like that. Our circle was talking about playing the original Doom together so he hastily bought the Xbox version and got annoyed when we didn't do the same.
>>342194235
That actually makes a lot of sense. I did read a report of one guy who had a machine in his car and a fuck ton of cards from people all over the US but I don't think this guy was a pimp or a dealer.
Probably just some idiot pulling this shit but he had a meth pipe under his seat so we got him on that too.
>>342194596
I mean in release order.
Chinatown Wars released after IV.
>>342194582
Is she ugly?
Work in retail
>Customer asks me "How do I transfer money from my bank account to one of those prepaid visas?"
>You can pay with them with your debit or credit card or cash
>I lost my debit card and I'm getting a new one
>Oh okay then you will need to withdrawl the money from your bank account and pay for the card in cash
>No, how do I transfer money from my bank account to a prepaid visa?
>You can only pay with them with cash or card. You can't transfer it
>So how do I get one? I don't have cash on me
2 full minutes of this shit back and forth until he finally left
>>342189528
I take it you've never been inside a public restroom before. People have no respect for the sanctity of the shitter.
>>342194582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMvWQMKhb24
>>342194689
nah
8/10
>>342194654
Yeah, and fuck Chinatown Wars/spiritual successor never ever.
I loved that game, drug dealing could be expanded upon and it would be so much fun.
>>342194717
yeah especially camp grounds. what the fuck the ones in california are so gross
>>342192481
As anon said.
>>342193263
How do I get my self checked for autism.
A-all these years joking on it and I might be part of it
>>342190746
whens it out fuckhead
>>342194582
>not training your were-pervert cousin to control her latent powers
you aint my senpai
>Go into FUCKING GAMESTOP about four days before Xenoblade Chronicles X comes out
>I know due to being an employee at the mall it's in that the truck has already delivered the week's shitpment of shit to Gamestop, so they have the game in stock.
>Hang around the store looking for shit wondering how I should approach trying to snag a copy before street date.
>qt girl that works there sees me standing around just staring at shit and asks if she can help me
>Try to casually mention that I saw Xenoblade was coming out and was hoping to get it. I drop the ball hard and there's no fucking way she doesn't know what I'm trying to do
>But she doesn't comment and just says it's not available yet
>Then starts talking to me about Xenoblade and asks if I'm familiar with the older stuff
>I try and talk with her about it, until I realize she knows way more than me about the series. A LOT more
>Thirty minutes goes by just shooting the shit about vidya and her giving me tips on shit I fucked up in Xenoblade Chronicles before her manager snaps at her to get back to work
>Blushes and says bye, hoped she'd see me again on release day
I fucking regret to this day I didn't dump my now-ex girlfriend on the spot and beg her to date me. Would have saved me a three-week trip to the hospital too.
>>342194879
Then what the fuck is the problem here? Get that shit
>>342194879
Anon that's your cousin, that's practically incest
>>342179597
Heard this before
>Why don't you guys have PS2 games anymore
>its old
>SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?
>>342194717
I've cleaned a public restroom.
>Be 16
>Work at McDonald's
>Store converts to 24 hours
>Second night, approx. 2:00am
>A group of heterosexual chads go into the bathroom and jerk off on everything
>mfw
I used a ten foot pole and a lot of disinfectant. Still, not my finest hour.
>>342194272
Gta III
There is no gta1
>>342194978
>Three week trip to hospital
That has to be a story don't leave a hanging anon.
>>342194717
The god awfulness I've had to put up with as the night guy at a retail hopitality joint that's 24/7. I swear people go out to use public testrooms on purpose just to vilely deface them.
>someone hsnked a nudie mag into there and was in there for hours.
>all before i start my shift.
Fucking co-workers flee as fast as possible to avoid my anger.
>cleaning the toilet is icky and is a voys job
Says every female colleague ever. CUNTS.
WHEREA YOUR 'EQUALITY' AND FEMINISM NOW?
>>342195167
I regularly had to hose the fucking place down with bleach to clean it properly after 'customer' visits.
Got a funny and a rage, both from gamestop.
>Go to pick up Kingdom Hearts 2.5
>qt blonde behind the counter
>Asks for my ID
>Instinctively reach for it when I realize
>Look at the rating
>E10
>Thisbitch.jpg
>pick up GTA 4 with the episodes
>Open it when I get home
>No disc inside the case
>Go back
>Nigress manager says "SORRY BUT THE PURCHASE ISN'T IN THE SYSTEM."
>"But I have the receipt."
>"NOT IN THE SYSTEM"
Eventually, the clerk who I bought it from came up, apologized, and put the game in the case.
>>342194978
>Would have saved me a three-week trip to the hospital too.
You know how this shit works you fucking asshole. Spill the rest of the story.
>>342195334
Boys* job
>>342182793
>>342183392
Once my cat jumped on my new TV knocking it on the ground and breaking the stand the first night I had it. I went back to Best Buy the next day and those mother fuckers wanted $40 for a new stand. I claimed the screw holes were stripped preventing me from tightening the screws all the way which made the TV lean and put too much pressure on the neck. I ended up talking them into giving me another stand out of a new TV's box for free.
>>342184624
i always open the case and check the disc as soon as i get in the car.
>>342179597
This is "mom shopping for her 8 year old" tier. Possibly grandma.
>>342192705
I'm thinking of buying it, but it'll have to be on PS4, since literally none of my friends have bought it for PC. It's almost a dealbreaker for me, but I sure as hell don't want to be stuck playing randoms.
>>342195482
I used to read manual while eating something at fast garbage restaurant.
Manuals are gone now...
>>342182895
It supports 4K video only, and that's upscaling, retard
>white girl wearing tiny ass shorts with tiny ass pockets
>puts her 10 foot long iphone in her 1 inch deep back pocket and sits on it
>surprised when her phone falls out and breaks
Every single one of them do this. Every. Single. One
>>342181328
>My windows phone lumia survive smashes, fall of concrete floors, kids, etc
Feel good
By the time when Codename: Steam was anounced
>Go to gamestore
>overheard the employee answering a call
>he tells his co-workers that this is the third time they called to see if they got the new Advance Wars.
It was funny and sad.
>>342187519
He probably broke the old one trying to fix it so he bought a new one.
Isn't the end of the world but still a bit shady.
>>342183085
The joke >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
you
never 4get
>>342192994
reminds me when i was in summer camp and some nigga was going around claiming a 'super mario moonshine' was coming out
>>342185346
This story totally happened guys
>>342185346
Funny?. You ruined his life.
>>342194991
>>342194973
listen to >>342195028
that shit its good and all in the realm of fiction, but really considering it it's kinda weirdand she's underage anyway
>>342195883
Story? Google's giving me "girl".
>>342195981
>Nigga
> Super Mario Moonshine
Fixed it for you, Super Mario Malt liquor
>>342195981
>super mario moonshine
>moonshine
>>342187285
>>342192692
I've heard this kinda shit a lot on here about Gamestop, with them being super-fucky with preorders, just selling the SEs despite paid-for preorders.
Makes me never really want to go there for anything like that.
>>342195395
You don't have enough renegade points to make me spill the beans, bitch.
>>342196112
search "gamestop blowjob" on literally any porn site
>>342183824
Because she knows only autists play Minecraft
>>342195883
>mfw the face
>mfw the tits
>mfw HL3 never ever
>>342196068
>Not fucking a 8/10 because "it's kinda weird"Never fuck underages tho'
>>342179923
Heard someone ask while I was standing on line if they had Mario Kart for the XBOX.
>>342191140
we need another world ending tier event to happen really soon
>>342195883
what
>>342193728
I remember when i discovered hentai. It was around Middle school. I had the insane idea to tell my friends at school about it too.
Mfw years later in high school he brings it up. "hey anon, you remember when you showed me that website with those sonic porn comics? what was it called again? palcomix?" And then this girl who also happens to be a weeb comes up to us like, "He did what? Yea,he does look like somebody who just loves watching hentai."
Shit son, I've never been called out on my shit before like that.
I also remember when i discovered palcomix, I had the great idea to put one of the pages as my background for my PSP. My cousin comes over and his friend wants to play my PSP.
Then i hear the menu noises, and I could hear the awkward silence.
Young me was...interesting.
>>342195883
I remember this. Made me want to work at Gamestop more than any game related shit to be honest.
>>342196567
>I had the great idea to put one of the pages as my background for my PSP.
I did this too. I'm not entirely sure why.
>>342195883
Looks like Lena "the rapist sister incest fister" Dunham
>>342196223
Basically they hive no fucking shits. If they already have your money you can go get fucked as far as they're concerned. They'll sell your shit and give no fucks.
>>342195883
god this was so goddamn hot
theres just something about it that clicks
>>342179923
I've been in Gamestop and overheard parents asking if they could play Xbone games on the Wii.
>>342193889
>3 year old brother watches toy videos too
I think that's different though, not like you or anyone in the family is going to buy him 2000USD worth of toys a month.
On the flip side he's more likely to watch actual kid cartoons so whatever.
>>342196567
>>342196641
I didn't do this exactly but I turned off my PSP after fapping one night and the next day I turned it on and left it on a couch when I had a friend over and I'm pretty sure he saw but decided not to say anything.Not really related toy he thread but I almost accidentally texted my dad porn yesterday.
>>342192575
I think game stops follow pawnshop law essentially for trade ins
>>342196210
desu thank god for that fucking sticker or whatever it is, too many dumb people see those movies and try to buy them, causing essentially a mini fucking genocide on whatever species a movie made popular.
>>342196567
>fine will find out what this faggot is talking ab-
Thank you so much
>>342196246
Please anon, I NEED to read this .
>>342192854
>work at asmall family bingo hall
>get nothing but old people or absolute trash trying to win drug money
>always get fat nigger women coming in
>I like to handle the register when I manage
>Massive whale of a nigger waddles up to the counter and orders food
>gives me a debit card
>"Oh, sorry ma'am, we don't actually take cards up here. It's cash only for the kitchen."
>she swears and breathes heavily while digging into her knockoff purse for cash
>hands me a $20
>work policy is to place the money they give us where they can see it while we're giving them their change
>her order was $4 or something, give her back her change
>"Excuse me, boy, I gave ya a fiffy!"
>Point to the $20 she gave me laying in view on the counter
>"No ma'am, you gave me a $20."
>We argue back and forth for a minute before I tell her I'll just show her the camera footage
>She huffs and puffs but finally waddles away, swearing under her breath
>Find out later she tried the same thing on 3 charity workers
The sad thing is she probably has gotten that to work at other businesses.
>>342196948
*to the
>>342196452
A fucking men. We need to stop pussyfooting around with these proxy wars and resource wars bullshits and have a human cultural enema like wwii again. Lets see how vapid and retarded people can be with millions of friends neighbours and family members dying every fucking where.
Half these cunts don't deserve to live the way they treat being alive as some boring hohum passe cliche.
>>342196341
>eating at foodcourt in a mall
>girl walks up to me and puts herphone in my ear
>just blasting porn in my ear while I'm trying to eat
>Heh this do anything for you?
>I say 'no, I'm eating' through a mouthful of lo mein
>Can I have your phone number
>I'm fucking dumstruck
>struck dumb
>can't even think
>she notices my silence
>What, anon? I'msixteen
>mfw
I can't eat panda express without thinking about it
>>342197039
This is just like in my japanese comic books.
>I say 'no, I'm eating' through a mouthful of lo mein
Fucking hilarious though
>>342196870
It's little toys like shit he has though. I'm tempted to play with his toys myself and make him jealous because I'm having fun.
>>342196341
all we have to do is wait then
>>342196969
my father worked for a petshop that specialized in fish and boy the stories he could share when Finding Nemo came out.I miss him
>>342197039
I find this hard to believe, who the fuck does that?
>>342197039
>Tfw you will never have a women list after your D
>>342196995
Retail and hospitality has this as a best practice policy for a reason now.
Customers are such cuntbags to employees that you HAVE to assume they're gonna try to fuck with you. So you never take the money. It always remains visible until the dale is completed and you count back slowly and clearly.
>still get cuntsvtrying to herpaderp you out of more dosh. Or free shit.
>>342193728
Goodness, sounds like she knows what she likes.
>>342197039
Thats fucking hot anon.
>>342197241
huh, your nephew may be retarded then desu, my brother tends to just watch videos of those large castle complexes, or replica batmobiles that are actually drive-able, you know, shit my mom can't / won't get him or our other brother.
>>342197316
It isn't fun. Ask any guy who has an actual partner (not just a gf) or gay guys.
Bitches always want what they can't fucking have. And they will go full dperg raeg mode if you don't give them the D.
>>342197035
Calm down Jigsaw.
>>342197039
>No girl will ever lust so hard for you and play porn in your ears while you eat lo mein
>>342197586
He stopped watching those I think I'm not around him enough to judge if he did though but it just triggered me for some reason.
>>342196978
i-is this your first time hearing about palcomix?
>>342197298
I don't know but she got super indignant super quick while I was busy processing what was happening, like I should have been jumping at the chance to go to jail. Fucking kids these days
>>342197039
>Mowing the lawn one summer at my mom's house a few years back, around age 23
>A couple of girls walking by, looked at least 16
>They're both just eyefucking me the whole time
>No idea why, I'm not good looking or physically fit at all
>They just keep standing there on the side walk trying to flirt with me
>Finally tell me to turn off the mower so they can talk to me
>As soon as I do, one of them walks up and whispers in my ear "I want you to cum in me tonight"
>Utterly and completely stunned
>Total foreveralone virgin, never had anything like this happen before
>Finally manage to ask how old she was
>14
>Literally force myself to be a decent, upstanding citizen and tell her no she's way too young and that she shouldn't say shit like that to older strangers
>Still a virgin to this day
>>342182557
God damn the amount of people with cracked screens is bonkers. How are so many people so careless with their phones?
>>342197039
Depends on state anon, 16 in GA but I'm a milf man myself so don't give a fuck really.
I was at a store behind me and he was going to buy a game but his wife came in and said they lost the PlayStation to the pawn shop
>>342197816
Rightfully so, it would trigger me if he had a toy but would rather watch a video of someone playing with it.
>>342196969
Blue tang
from what I hear they're tough to catch in the wild and won't breed in captivity
>>342197937
Anon was she ugly?
>>342197938
FUUUUUCCCCCCKKK
THATS IT MY HORMONES CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE I NEED TO BECOME AN ALPHA
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>342197938
well you may have stopped her downward spiral into daddy issues case #3 gorillion and sparked her moving on to become a better person or she could've just kept going down the houses until she found a lawn mowing young man who would service her, you'll never know.
>>342198104
>Blue tang
http://www.techtimes.com/articles/165808/20160619/heres-why-you-should-not-buy-a-blue-tang-fish-like-dory.htm
>>342197938
Nothing wrong with being a wizard anon I have a bone condition and don't ever want the possibility of passing that on and good on you avoiding statutory rape charges.
>>342191256
>Yeah, but the ones from Japan runs Wii games. Nintendo is japanese, some law bullshit, every videogame has to run Wii games.
>>342192994
What's a Markipliyer? Is it one of those let's player things?
>>342195326
>>342195395
Thread is dying so I'll probably repost this in the next Gamestop thread
>Dating girl for about 5 months
>Was nice at first, but quickly outed herself as a fucking psycho
>Never shut up about her exes, like they were all she thought about
>Casually mentioned very violent, disturbing things
>Would often get physical with me. I'm a lot bigger than her so I just played it off but sometimes I thought she really was trying to hurt me.
For a lot of reasons I was getting sick of her, and we had made plans to go to a convention together. But I told her I couldn't make it because I had to be with my grandmother that week (technically true but I was visiting her later that week), and decided to go to the convention myself. Mostly just wanted some space.
>Go to convention
>Waiting in line to get into a panel when my girlfriend walks by
>I try to hide my face so she doesn't see me but she immediately does, I'm too tall to miss I guess
>All I hear is a scream. A bloodcurdling scream, like something had ripped her skin off.
>She dropped everything she was carrying and charged me. Didn't say a word, just rushed.
>Quick backstory here: I've got a shit left knee and it had always been week, had broken once before. And the rehabilitation had actually weakened my other knee because I favored it too much.
>Back to the story, my girlfriend knows this and dives straight for my knees. No hesitation. She comes in at the side too.
>I hear a snap, as BOTH my knees just buckle under the weight. She lands on top of me and my two broken knees and just starts clawing at my face, going for the eyes. I just closed them as tight as I could and prayed she wouldn't scoop them out as other people pulled her off me. She got a kick in on one of my knees as she went.
>Cue agonizing 40+ minute wait for an ambulance in the traffic-choked convention center in the middle of a city.
My left eye suffered permanent damage and my knees took 3 months to heal.
>>342197938
You're a good person Anon.
>>342197938
>3 sexless relationships
>waiting until marriage
>asexual
>too stubborn to even give me a handjob for valentines day after I helped pay for her mother's meds when she was $40 short
>>342198073
Thanks for reading me sperg out anon, you're a bro among anons.
>>342189802
Well technically 1HP = 746 Watts...
>>342198301
fucking ell mate
>>342198237
Do it nigga.
Starting once every few days, working up to every night:
>Put on epic vidya music of your choice
>Do as many pushups as possible, until you end up falling on your face
>Then do as many situps as possible
>Get friends willing to take you to social settings, such as local bar
>Get a few beers in you so you're not as awkward
>Learn social ins and outs
Worked for me anyhow.
>>342193728
the most obvious of setups
>anon, can you fix my computer? ;^)
>>342197938
>sitting on an near empty train around midnight going home with a few friends
>some chick sits on my lap and asks if I want to go to her house to fuck
>tell her to fuck off and everyone else just sits there in silence
>she walks into a different carriage
>they all make jokes about how I could've stopped being a virgin that night
>we all get off at our stop
>see her as the train goes past sitting with 6 other people
She was a dirty abo so it's not as cool as your story, you probably did good though.
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