Well /v/, are you the one?
Is that the fuckin' ice snake from Neopets
>>342153186
I can't name any of them tbqhwyf
Motherfucker, *I* can't even name these gay-ass anime characters.
i don't any of that weebshit either.
fuck off, m8.
>>342153351
>>342153368
>>342153425
I guess that's why you are still single ;)
>>342153186
I would never date a fucking weeb in the first place OP...
I guess I'm not the one.
>>342153186
Edgy Omnimon is best Omnimon
>>342153186
Mid should be Zwart Omnimon... the other two?
>>342153186
>Some senran
>A digimon, evil omnimon or some shit
>ice snek from neopets
>>342153186
Atago from Kancolle, some Pokemon and Najarala from Monster Hunter
>>342153335
Snowager
>>342153186The Snowager is the only one I recognize because I used to roleplay Neopets.
>>342153186
Anime edge snake? I don't get it..
>>342153335
Yes, yes it is.
I don't Neopets a game though.
>>342153335
>>342153634
>>342153705
>>342153762
why have so many people played neopets
>>342153186
>Digimon
If my GF could name that I would drop her on the first date
>>342153861
Neopets was pretty popular 12 years ago
>>342153861
Because it was extremely popular?
>>342153861
There was nothing else to do on the internet when we wuz kidz
>>342153861
Neopets was popular and cheap. Same reason so many people remember Adventurequest and Runescape.
>>342153186
Illuminati triangle, gravelord Nito, Sonic the Hedgehog
>>342153861
>there are people RIGHT NOW on /v/ that aren't doing 3 games per day this month to help their team win the Altador Cup
baka
Considering I got her into Senran by accident and She's already a big ass Digimon fan, that's 2/3.
Even I don't know what the fuck that Blue dildo is on the right.
>>342153861
My computer was too weak to handle runescape
>>342153186
what is this weeb shit
>>342153861
Neopets were huge. They used to even give away Neopet plushies as burger toys.
>>342153186
The only one I know is Snowager
The other two are weebshit anyways
Anyone have the pic like OP's but it had Van Darkholme on it?
>>342153186
Cirno
Madara whatever with all his bullshit
Snowager
>>342153186
I can't name a single one of those characters lol
>>342153861
years ago it was one of the Internets earliest boredom busters.
What's the best Neopet, and why is it the Gelert?
>>342153186
>some Senran titty ninja
>no idea, but the face makes me want to say it's Digimon for some reason
>not a fucking clue
>>342154596
>Madara whatever with all his bullshit
>>342154898
xweetok
People say "Senran titty ninja" but still no one know her name?(If she is really a Senran character)
Reminder that weebs of both sex smell bad
Who else checked their neopets account?
>>342155271
Her name is Yomi and she loves bean sprouts yes she's a fucking senran.
>>342155323
>The Cook
>>342154145
I missed the signups senpai
This is the 3rd year in a row this has happenedI have no clue what you even do in it
![Chia.h6[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5H1nPOC.jpg "Chia.h6[1].jpg")
>>342154898
>invaders
>unstoppable
>populous
>highly adaptable
These motherfuckers were basically the Neopets equivalent of the tyranid.
>>342155734
Play the Altador Cup related games, including the actual ball game exclusive to this month.
The points scored by all players of a team are pitched against other team, the one with more points wins obviously and it is done until every single team has "fought".
>>342153186
Well, fuck me. I can't name those characters. And they all look shit.
>>342153186
>>342153604
>>342153606
>>342153634
That's not Omnimon Zwart, though.
What the fuck is it? Zwart doesn't have the wrappings on it.
>>342154145
I can't handle it, famalam.
I don't have the autism to handle the Altador Cup, and it will forever be the biggest black mark on my avatar collection.
>>342156343
Omegamon Zwart D.
Literally a virus capable of erasing the universe.
>>342154003
>>342154002
Neopets came out when i was in highschool
Fuck neo pets
>>342156664
>99
>highschool
Wow, calm down gramps.
>>342153186
Someone post the version where all the characters have the same name.
>>342153186
Nigga what the fuck are these?
What the fuck are they?
Are they even reverent?
>check the Altador Cup Staff Tourney
>only fucking DJ Skellington is familiar
RIP Picklesaur/Snarkie/Insane
You were my favorites.
At least I have John Madden and some mustached dude
>tfw no UCs
>>342155323
Fuck you
>>342156747
Oh nvm i went to highschool a few years later
That shit was to young for me
The equivalent was probably pokemon red and blue in 1998
>>342154898
What was the name of that mantis one? That pet was pretty good.
>>342157161
The GOAT team this year.
>>342153186
Teal Red Hood w/Gun
Lord Boner
Maia Ouroboros
>>342153186
The only one I don't know is whatever that edgelord in the middle is. Also why the fuck do I recognize that snake? Where is my life going...
>>342157376
http://bookofages.jellyneo.net/species/
>That one guy with a Zafara
You knew that nigga would turn gay
>>342157456
We matched perfectly except I took DJ over that second girl.
>>342157376
Ruki
>>342157280
Funny thing is, Neopets was actually aimed toward college students.
>>342157673
Mephisto from Demons' Souls and le jackpotman.
>>342153186
>That middle one
Holy crap I want to play neopets now
>>342157376
I wonder why they stop making new Neopets.
When was the last new Neopet?
>>342153861
Poptropica was better
>>342157742
when I was coming up into my teens
FF7
Silent hill
Resident Evil
GTA 3-SA
Morrowind
and most nintendo shit is what all my friends liked when we were growing up
Older people were into PS1 and n64 still.
>>342157835
Vandagyres, the owl-looking freaks, in 2014
i'm a weeb and even i barely only recognize the bitch on the left as some senran kagura slut, but i sure as hell couldn't name her. get better taste.
>>342157742
90% of the players nowadays are moms that started playing with their kids but never moved on after their kids grew out of it.
The site is still alive thanks to the microtransaction mall they came up with when Viacom bought it years ago.
The neoforums that where full of roleplaying teenagers back then is now where housewifes in their late 40's vent.
>>342158070
>housewifes in their late 40's
Guess I know what I'm doing this afternoon.
>>342158046
Never heard of them, it's been a while
Jesus they look like the result of what a Owl fucked a Carebear.
I know none of them.
I guess I'm not the one.
>>342157673
Rachel's pet thing
Mephistopheles
Jackpot man
>>342153186
Tiddies, edgy, solid snake.
>>342153186
Vietnamese cartoon lass
Turbo Edgelord
And a life-like drawing of my cock
>>342155163
I want to fuck it
>>342154898
Hissi or get the fuck out
>>342158061
>jojo faggot
>calling out others for having bad taste
>and he has a low enough powerlevel to not recognize something popular, at that
laughin hard, sounds about right
>>342153186
Yomi
???
Something from Neopets
Snowager
Omnimon Zwart
Some chick from senran kagura
>>342153186
Yomi McBeansprouts
Deviantart
Snowager
>>342157673
General gook role playing game mascot
Demon's Souls man
The only npc programmed to feel pain
>>342160484
>Demon's Souls man
>man
>>342153186
>>342153186
>naming some obscure animu shitstains
>gamer
>>342160716
Never played it but I recognize that background
>>342160945
Well you can't be my gamer gf.
>>342153186
>I dunno
>I dunno
>Overloading Magma Worm
How'd I do? I'm a guy btw
>>342161261
server when?
>>342153186
Snowager
Omgamon Zwart Defeat (>Not picking Tiger Vespmon Alter-Bee)
Got me on the last one....
>>342154007
>AdventureQuest
That brings me back. Anyone else use to play it?
>>342161474
*Omegamon Zwart Defeat
and I call myself a digifag....
>>342161510
That and Dragonfable. A shame I don't remember my old login info.
>>342153186
random touhou
I have no fucking clue
the egg thing from neopets
>>342161701
There was this guy in some other thread who mentioned Gravelyn
She was hot
>>342153861
It was free so alot of people played it and it spread by word of mouth.
It was like a Tamagochi but on your computer, so its no surprise it blew up.
>>342160927
>went back to my old neopets account for the hell of it
>those awful, embarrassing, edgy pet names from when I was a kid
I really wanna die
>>342153861
You just may be too old.
A dozen years ago, when Neopets was the shit, I was 23. Needless to say, I didn't play it.
>>342153186
I can't even name these.
Left looks like a character from one of those Atelier games.
Middle is a Digimon, but I don't know the name.
Right I have no clue.
>>342157673
>Some shitty chocobo moogie thing
>Probably some metal gear solid character
>I WON THE LOTTERY
>>342153861
Because the are a lot of '95ers here.
>>342162202
Is the middle the guy from Chaser?
>>342162202
shit man I need the sauce on the middle guy, seems so familiar
>>342163167
>>342163171Binary Domain
>>342163146
I haven't played a KH since 2 but based on all I've seen the joke is that they're all Ansem or Xenahort of whatever, right?
>>342163341
was leaning towards that because of the gun design, thanks senpai
>>342161998
I wonder how the game is doing now
>>342163146
From left to right, headwise
>Sephiroth
>Solid Snake
>Cloud (Corrupted)
>Gannondorf
>Riku's dad (forgot his name sorry :/)
>Literally who
>Ansem
>>342153186
touhou
reaper
solid snake
>>342153186
>yumi
also is that a black fucking omnimon?
>>342153186
>weebshit
fuck off
>>342164226
kek
Your neopets are dying.
>>342164306
Looks more like Liquid Snake.
>>342154898
>tfw no draik
>>342153186
jesus, what happened to that Omegamon? Did he appear in Kingdom Hearts? did he have a crossover with Todd McFarlane's Spawn?
Yomi
???
neopets shit
>>342153186
Those could be from any weeb game.
They all look alike.
I could pull OC drawing off of deviant art and put together a convincing fake japanese game.
>>342164669
Nowadays they are extremely commun.
They added a Pirated themed daily event which two of the prises are a Pirate Krawk Morphing Potion and a Pirate Draik Egg.
I only did it until I got the avatar and got like 3 Krawk potions and one Draik Egg in like 4 months.
The new royal pet is the Cybunny, but even then it is available in limited quantities every easter.
>>342165039
Infected with a deadly virus.
>>342165170
its bait
>>342164605
That Snake is clearly naked.
>>342156660
>Literally a virus capable of erasing the universe.
That's basically every other Mega-level virus digimon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naBrEMUXLp8
I love this boss theme
>>342153186
I could only identify Omnimon. Never played Kancolle (isn't that only available in Japanese?), and I used to play games on the Neopet website but never really tried to raise a pet.
>>342162202
Human Smoke
Doomguy
Samus Aran
>>342165425
shit sorry, I meant Master Chief, not doomguy. Doomguy doesn't use rifles like that.
>One weeb design from a niche but still regularly discussed series on /v/.
>One version of a character from a really popular franchise from the 90's that literally everyone here should know from the "hands" alone.
>One NPC from an American weeb browser game popular in the early 00's.
>thread is full of LMAO WEEB I DON'T KNOW ANY OF THOSE ANIMAYS
wew laddies
>>342165616
If this a dildo from the medieval times
>>342165614
How can it be a weeb design if it was made be a japanese?
>>342165616
Isn't this like a road flare or some shit?
>>342165616
What the fuck am I looking at?
>>342165614
>implying I watched digimon.
Pokemon>Digimon
>>342153186
Wow, you guys are casuals.
Yomi - Senran Kagura
Omnimon Zwart Defeat
Snowagerbtw im a gril:)
>>342165885
>>342166020
It has to be something really manly otherwise the text on it would make no sense.
>>342165616
isn't that the weight/bobber that is what essentially allows a toilet to flush? i don't know
fuck you i'll be a girlfriend if I want to you can't stop me
>>342166280
I remember someone posted the sauce on the image, but I forgot what it was. I remember it being a really basic item that most people would never use.
>>342166171
Post your tits.
>>342153186
Why the fuck is the Snowager on there?
Anyway that's Yomi, only senran I know the name of since she likes beans. The middle looks like Omnimon mixed with idk, Ladydevimon? I haven't played digimon in years. And of course the Snowager, which isn't a video game character, just a static image on a website.
>>342166171
You know the drill, post them.
>>342165691
Made of of 100% genuine medieval plastic
>>342154898
The only ones I liked were Aishas and Shoyrus. Rukis and Hissis were ok when they got made too I suppose. Shoyrus look like shit now though.
>>342166280
buttplug?
>>342166684
That's like saying an NPC on a MMO isn't a video game character.
>>342166171
Please be in London
>>342154345
I had like 9 of those motherfuckers before I lost them all
I could never get the Ixi though, that was my favorite
>>342167032
Well no, that's the thing. Neopets isn't a video game per se, rather a website that contains games. Snowager isn't an NPC, it's a maximum of three static images with items attached to it.
>>342153186
"FUCK THE 1%" titty ninjaaka best girl
edgymon
SnowagerRIP my neopets
>weebshit
Pass.
>>342153186
1. weeb trash
2. weeb trash
3. weeb trash
Offers of marriage are now being considered.
>>342167503
third is welsh
>>342166528
My money would be on something extremely mundane but military issue, because nobody has a sense of unwarranted self-importance like a grunt does.
>>342157742
i got a fair bit of shit from people when i played it in middle school
i still visit it every six months or so for the nostalgia
>>342167331
Neopets includes quests to be done known as plots, items to be bought, places to explore, a battle arena to fight other players and characters to interact outside of the mini games it provides as a source of getting money to do anything else available. The core game is taking care of your pet, customizing it and participate in events, not the flash games in my opinion.
And Snowager is a character you can interact with. Every time he's asleep you can try and take treasure for him and either succed or be attacked, getting the chance to fight it the arena.
>>342153186
Senran Kagura, Edgy mcedgelord, and a water-type hode from ragnarok
>>342162202
Someone in Unreal Tournament 2004
Dunno
Elise from SSX?
>>342155638
They used to have Neopets TV, where it broadcasted fanmade videos 24/7.
It was horrible. Each second watched was another reason to remove yourself from this mortal plane.
>>342153498
I could have a gf if I relinquished all my standards, aspirations and money, too anon.
>>342162202
Shinobi
Gears of War
James Bond
>>342168257
kek
I bet you can also drop video games and masturbating too "whenever you want to".
>>342153186
something senran
something digimon from the design
no clue
>>342165616
Its clearly a weight
>>342153186
Yomi is the only one I recognize.
>>342169476
Anon theres no one there
>>342167486
>Yomi
>best girl
pick one
>>342169476
>tell people to guess who it is
>No one's there
WOOOOOOW Anon
>>342169476
Thanks for the template
>>342153186
What happened to Omnimon?
>>342169476
Am I supposed to look at my screen a certain way? Can't see shit
>>342168116
Well no. I've used Neopets since I was a kid and the only actual games were the flash ones and arena. Neopets itself is not neccessarily a game, it contains them. Stuff like the "if you have x items you can use this" quests aren't games. And Snowager is a character but with the exception of his flash games, his actual appearance is not mainly in an actual game, but on a webpage to give a user an item. His "game involvement" is akin to turning a dial in a gacha machine, which isn't a game. I suppose we will have agree to disagree, since you will say it's a game regardless and I will deny it.
I like the site still though, what species do you like the most?
>>342169476
Do you really expect anybody to be autistic enough to know what game that wall is from?
3. Weeaboo shit
2. Weeaboo shit
1. Yomi.
>>342153186
The fuck happened to Neopets? I made a new account a few weeks ago and it still looks like a website from 2004. They haven't even added many new pets since I stopped playing.
>>342153861
Neopets had some god-tier flash games, man.
You haven't lived until you've played Neoquest.
>>342153861
because we were all kids at one point.
>>342169476
why is there a blank in the middle?
>>342170159
JumpStart bought it, and it started losing its soul.
We haven't had a plot in forever, sponsors are injected into it constantly to keep it making money and certain rare items have been completely destroyed in value with giveaways to keep people coming back.
>>342157673
Gii
Mephistophiles
>>342170159
They killed all the flash games and fucked the economy.
Also, microtransactions.
It's still roughly the same shit, though.
I had a friend who was very into neopets. Had lots of stuff and connections.
I remember one time when I said that I wanted the fish, Koi if I'm not mistaken. It was rare or something, couldn't be adopted anymore.
One day she sends me a link and tells me to click it quickly. I do but it fails. Then she does it again, with another code, and it works, I get a Koi.
Then I learned how it was a link to the adoption page, this was the method used for risky transfering pets, she lost one Koi because I didn't do it fast enough, and still managed to get me one.
>>342170740
You mean the very same JumpStart that gave us all those computer games?
Isn't there a board for weebs? Why don't you post this shit there, since weeb games barely qualify as games anyways and are just "interactive" anime
>>342153186
Link, Reaper, Ekans
>>342171131
Yeah.
http://www.jellyneo.net/index.php?comments=9117
>>342171131
>>342171253
Although, I think the site starting going downhill after Nickelodeon took over, not JumpStart. Not that JS has done anything great for the site either.
>>342171032
what a gentle soul
>>342161308N E V E R E V E R
>>342170740
>and it started losing its soul.
It lost its soul back in 2007 and they have been beating that dead horse ever since. The state its in now is much, much worse than it was 10 years ago though. It really needs to die.
Personally, if I had the resources and money to purchase it from JS and implant all of the improvements one can think of I would, but it isn't a realistic dream.
>>342165614
>American weeb browser game
literally what
Yomi
Omegamon alter or whatever from the new digmen
Snow snake from neopets
give me gf please
>>342153186
kik!
Pretty sure I've masturbated to the left, but I don't know who she is or what she's from. Otherwise yeah, I've got nothing.
>>342153186
Fixed
Why do weebshits think that these anime characters are so original? Its literally every anime girl ever, a 2deep4u 2cool4u robot that looks like its been drawn by a 6 year old, and a constipated snake.
Anyone else want to play neopets?
Let's beat up the little kids that play it and make a monoply on neo-sheckles.
Posting the definitive version.
>>342153186
Literally who?
>>342172850
There are no little kids playing it because of the lack of mobile support. All that's left are people who cheat and make real life money off of it, and people who suck the company's cock and give them money for some reason.
>>342172981
Bitch from Disgaea
No clue
Nowi
>>342172981
Etna, Rachel, and Nowi. Alternatively: Flat chest, flat chest, and flat chest.
>>342172981
Hrmm. I like this one more
>>342153186
Poorfag from Senran.
Some sort of Digimon
Neopet
>>342153861
>why have so many people played neopets
Underage-fags get out.
>>342163146
Ansem?
>>342158070
>tfw roleplayed between 03-07
>>342162370
>tfw named my neopets after irl pets
>tfw real pets aren't around anymore
Fucking Indians ruined Neopets.
>>342153186
>Posts really obscure weeb shit
"THIS IS WHY IM SINGLE YEAH"
>>342153861
Nigger people played neopets like and for similar reasons to why people played RS and AQ, it was simple, cheap, and was an easy to get into timesink.
>>342169476
Is this a Loss edit?
>>342172981
>having a loli obsessed girlfriend
>>342153186
I don't think any girl is deep enough down the rabbit hole to know the name of a digimon from a jap exclusive game that just released three months ago.
>>342172981
Plank, Dark Plank, and Haley Long
The only thing I remember about neopets was that pterodactyl that scared the shit out of me as a kid
>>342155734
>I have no clue what you even do in it
Something about playing games and earning your team points. like you play one of the flash games of the day to do it. Every four or more years I make an account and end up forgetting the password.
>>342155323
What is "Oh shit, I'm sorry" guy's name? I know the left is The Cook, and the right is Van Darkholme/Leatherman, but what about him?
>>342153186
You posted the wrong image, OP
I'm surprised I can still log in after being gone for years. Glad to see food doesn't rot, I love this little meat ball.
>>342172981
>if she doesn't look like one of these characters, she's not the one, boys
>>342153186
I don't even know who the fuck 2 of those are
>>342177337
Oh snap is that some Baoh I see
>>342155323
The cook, Oh shit i'm sorry man and Jabroni man
>>342165616
It's a blasting cap.
>>342177989
>OVA skips half of a 9 chapter manga
>Araki hasn't draw him for more than a decade
I don't see him continuing the series but I feel like some acknowledgement, If we fall down the slippery slope and get the figurine, maybe we will get an OVA from davidor a 9 episode series
>>342170171
Neoquest is a nightmare
I stopped 2 insane in the second World and I am too afraid to ever touch it again and die
>>342178427
I wouldn't want that at the risk of it becomingpopularbut Baoh animated by David would be interesting.
>>342154898
KOUGRA
>>342179351
Balthios, Ben Stiller Bust, Nathan Drake
>>342153186
.
>>342177738
My account got deleted because I haven't logged in in 15 or so years
>>342157606
Why live
>>342179351
At least I know the Ultimate Hellsbane
>>342179914
That's awfully kind of her to give him a public footjob. Wonder who is next in line, that's not very orderly.
>>342180124
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""Henry""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
Scuttlebug
Mario
well girls?
>>342153186
Well?
>>342178694
A dead series can't become popular, or at least stay popular. as I said some acknowledgement now and then wouldn't be bad.
>>342180420
Lord Moldybutt
>>342180420
BEETLEJUICE
BEETLEJUICE
BEETLEJUICE
>>342180565
>Lord Moldybutt
Look what you just fucking did.
I told you, don't say Lord Moldybutt!
https://youtu.be/1kmMOHPrTsg?t=49
>>342169476
Some kinda obscure meme about a white wall?
>>342180937Lord Moldybutt
