Video game titles you would name your child
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Video game titles you would name your child
>>342106271
Hatred
>>342106271
Kid Icarus
>>342106271
Sonic the Hedgehog
Alan Wake
Simcity 2000
>>342106271
God of war
Half-life
God of War
Melty Blood Actress Again Current Code.
>>342106337
first post best post
Victoria II
>>342106271
Come here, Peter Jackson's King Kong: The Official Game of the Movie!
>>342106271
Lisa
AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!!
NapoleonTotalwar
Summertime High School. A Young Man’s Notes – How a New Exchange Student Like Myself Ran Into His Childhood Friend On The School Tour, Then For Some Reason Became Super-Popular With The Girls For His Daily Scoops On The School Photography Club Even Though He Only Takes Panty Shots, And What He Thinks As He Goes On Dates During His Summer Of Island School Life.
Shin Megami Tensei Devil Survivor 2
Guitar Hero
Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations
Fallout 4
Postal and his sibling, postal II
They're mailmenwith a twist
Mad Max
The Darkness
>>342106271
The Lord of the Rings: Battle for Middle Earth II: Rise of Angmar
Or Battleborn
Pariah
Outcast
Dishonored
>>342106271
Mega Man
Under Night In-Birth Exe:Late [st]
>>342106271
The Lord of the Rings™: The Battle for Middle-earth II™: The Rise of the Witch-king™
Battleborn
Destroy all humans
>>342106790
Nips need to be stopped.
Salt
50 Shades of Grey, but that pussy like Hulk Hogan
Stella Glow
>>342106271
Shower With Your Dad
>>342106271
Zettai Hero Project: Absolute Victory Ranger Vs. Darkdeath Evilman
Serious sam
RAGE
Bloodborne
Advanced Dungeons & Dragons: Eye of the Beholder III: Assault on Myth Dranor
AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! — A Reckless Disregard for Gravity
We'll call him "AaAaAA!!!" for short.
>>342106337
>>342106546
>>342106635
>>342106896
Okay okay 7000 points for each, and the everyone else in the thread gets 50000 points eachto share
Next up: Videogames names that would make a not so great cologne
Krazy Ivan
Stubbs the Zombie
Cunt Puntem
>>342106271
Left 4 Dead
Don't Starve
>>342107241
Dirty Bomb
>>342107241
American Truck Simulator
>>342107241
BioShock
Meryl is a pretty good name, even without gaming context I'd still name her that
>>342107241
Goat Simulator
>>342107241
Super Meat Boy
>>342107241
Breath of Death VII
>>342106271
Redneck Rampage
>>342107241
RecieverUnless you're a fuccboi
METAL GEAR RISING: REVENGEANCE
>>342107398
Oh god I'm retarded I misread the OP
>>342107241
Darkest Dungeon
>>342106271
Dark Souls: Prepare to Die Edition get in the shower. I have to get Star Wars: Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy up.
>>342107241
Boogerman
(fitting for a child's name as well)
>>342106271
snake eater
grim fandango
>>342107241
Corpse Party
I've never laughed so hard on /v/.
I'll poster this thread
>>342107241
Something's In The Air
>>342107241
Breath of the Wild
>>342107241
Bloodborne
>>342107241
Dustforce
>>342107241
Zoo Tycoon
>>342106271
Left4Dead
>>342107241
Plague Inc.
>>342107241
Dino Crisis
Lifeless
>>342107241
Blood
100% Orange Juice
>>342107241
Cave Story
>>342107241
Wasteland
>>342106271
Leisure suit Larry
>>342107339
>>342107417
>>342107407
>>342107430
>>342107772
>>342107746
>>342107798
100 points for each letter you used in your response
Everyone else loses 50 points for each letter they used in their answer
Next up: Videogame titles you could put on a resume to make it seem like you have experience
>>342106271
The Fractured But Whole
Why don't we play Pretend you're Xyzzy?
>>342107937
Cities: Skylines
>>342107937
The Guild II
Star Citizen because he will never exist
>>342107937
league of legends
>>342107937
Postal
>>342107937
God of War
>>342107241
Tomb Raider
>>342107937
Grand Theft Auto
>>342107937
Adventure Capitalist
>>342107937
farming simulator
>>342107937
Age of Empires
>>342107937
This War of Mine
>>342107937
The Ship
>>342107937
American Truck Simulator
>>342107937
Painkiller Overdose
>>342107937SNAKE EATER
>>342107937
HITMAN™
>>342107937
Life is strange
>>342107937
Time Gentlemen, Please
>>342107937
Thief
>>342107937
Golden Sun
>>342106271
Dead by Daylight
>>342107937
Rapelay.
>>342107937
Kerbal Space Program
Parasite Eve
>>342107937
Papers Please
>>342107937
Ace Attorney.
>>342107937
Mirror's Edge
>>342107937
Roller Coaster Tycoon
>>342106271
jackie chan adventures
>>342107937
Monster Hunter
>>342107937
Alpha Protocol
>>342107937
Hotline Miami, for phoney businesses.
Game Dev tycoon, for "idea guys"
>>342107937
Adventure Capitalist
>>342107937
Dwarf Fortress
>>342106271
Birth by Sleep
>>342107937
Paperboy
>>342107937
Real Estate Tycoon
>>342108360
viable
>>342107937
Been There, Dan That
>>342107937
Enslaved
>>342107937
Evil Genius
>>342107937
Game Dev Tycoon
>>342108052
>>342108082
>>342108151
>>342108165
>>342108192
>>342108218
>>342108268
55000 points each, however you lose 50000 if your games was an exclusive
Videogames titles that will be curse words in 100 years
>>342107937
depression quest
>>342107937
Plague inc.
>>342108549
American Truck Simulator
>>342108549
Mighty No. 9
>>342108549
>"You son of a Gang Beast!"
>>342107937
Peace Walker
>>342108549
Act of Agression
>>342108549
DOOM
>>342108549
MECHANICAL APARTHEID
>>342108549
Witcher
>>342108549
Dark souls!
>>342108549
Ride to Hell:Retribution
>>342108549
Xenoverse
>>342108549
Civilization
>>342108549
La-Mulana
>>342108549
Dark Souls
>>342108549
"Damn, I think I did a Call of Duty."
>>342108549
Super Meat Boy
>>342108549
Sticker Star
>>342108549
Transistor
>>342108549
Starbound
>>342108549
Hell Yeah!
>>342108549
yooka laylee
>>342108549
Evil Genius
>>342108549
Donkey Kong
>>342106271
Azure Dreams
>>342108549
muslim massacre
>>342108549
Spacechem.
>>342108549
Tonka Space Station
>>342108549
Portal
>>342108549
Half Minute Hero
It's a sexual thing.
>>342108549
snake eater
>>342108549
Gone Home.
>>342108549
Half Life 3
>>342108549
Shower with your Dad Simulator
>>342108549
Tomba
>>342108549
VVVVVV
>>342108549
Pokemon
>>342108549
Space Hack
It's a regular hack, but from future space colonies.
>>342108549
Mortal Kombat
>>342106271
>ctrl+f
>No Turok
You suck /v/
>>342108685
Good one
Cory in the house
>>342108549
Call of Duty
>>342108549
Sticker Star
>>342108549
American Truck Simulator
>>342108549
Pacman
>>342108549
Ape Escape
>>342108549
Skyrim
>>342108549
Psychonauts
>>342108649
>>342108656
>>342108685
>>342108737
>>342108916
You all gain 10000 points and gain a point for each pet you own
Viedogames titles that will help explorers find the lost city of atlantis
>>342108549
S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
>>342109326
Uncharted
>>342109326
Uncharted
>>342109326
Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis
>>342109326
Banished
>>342109326
Aquaman: Battle for Atlantis
>>342109326
Tomb Raider
>>342109326
Tomb Raider
>>342109326
Song of the Deep
>>342109326
Tomb Raider
>>342109326
Don't Starve
>>342109326
Wind Waker
>>342109326
Torchlight
>>342109326
Sad Satan
>>342109326
Pitfall
>>342109326
Underrail
>>342109326
XCOM: Terror from the deep
>>342109326
Ecco the Dolphin
>>342109326
Subnautica
>>342109326
Ecco the Dolphin
>>342109326
Hyperdimension Neptunia
>>342109326
Bioshock
>>342109326
Lego Indiana Jones
>>342109326
American Truck Simulator
>>342109326
The Longest Journey
>>342109326
Halo
>>342109326
league of legends
>>342109326
Star Wars: The Old Republic
>>342109326
Batman Arkham Knight
These "scenes" aren't even funny. Hell, they aren't even interesting in the slightest. At least be more faithful to the fucking show. Even if it was just "Things you can say about video games but not your girlfriend" it'd be a million times better than the shit you're pulling right now.
>>342109624
(You) earned it
>>342109326
A Dog's Life
>>342109624
Someone get this hothead outta here
>>342109326
Kingdom Hearts
>>342109624
Bully: Scholarship Edition
The Battle for Bikini Bottom
>>342109624
This, needs more different stuff like
>Video game moves or abilities that also work on your girlfriend
>>342109835
Harden
Things you can say about your video games but not your girlfriend
>>342109891
>this game is so easy it's bad
Duke nukem
>>342109891
I can trade it in and get 50% off my next purchase.
>>342109891
"I'm selling mine to buy a new one."
>>342109891
>HURT ME PLENTY
>>342109891
Fucking casual
>>342109326
Subnautica.
>>342109891
Why there are so many underages in here?
>>342109891
I can really get into this
>>342109891
My video games exist
>>342109891
I love video games.
>>342109891
It was a solid 24 hours of enjoyment
>>342109891
>tfw no gf
>>342109891
too many russians in here
>>342109891
I have video games.
>>342109891
I like the nude skin mod better than the clothed version
>>342109891
I can't believe I paid 50$ on this shit
>>342109891
I'm asspained because of how hard this is
>>342109891
If I keep it around it'll be worth more later!
>>342109891
get gud
>>342109891
git gud
>>342109891
The time I spent with this was not wasted
>>342109891
Can I save and come back later?
>>342110098
This was the only good answer guys, 500000 points to our walking dead fan.
Things that you can say to your favorite games that you cant say to the niggers
>>342109891
My neighbor has the same game.
>>342109891
Better wait for the sales, that thing isn't worth its full price
>>342109891
I don't stop when it gets hard
>>342110451
I'll sell you later
>>342110451
It's very dark
>>342110451
I've made sure not to kill a single person.
>>342110451
It was a pleasure having you at home
>>342110451
I could seperate you from the rest.
>>342110451
I like the dark atmosphere
>>342110451
I hate video games
>>342110451
I only bought one since my wife loves its expansion pack!
>>342110451
I've got it on sale.
>>342110451
Time to finish this
>>342110665
My favourite was the wife's son edition
>>342110451
this is quite educational
>>342110451
Thrilling
>>342110451
They run very well
>>342110451
This one's great, it's going straight in the collection
>>342106271
Wolfenstein
Actually kinda sounds like a name.
>>342110451
If I could, I would buy all of you.
>>342110451
They were a labour of love.
>>342110451
I would love to watch my wife while she's playing with it
>>342110451
My favourite is the black one
>>342110451
I can name the father of the game.
>>342110451
There's such a nice culture and community around it.
>>342109891
I love playing with these little girls!
If EA tried to sell other products outside of video games.
>>342111290
Crack baby basketball monopolization.
>>342111290
Condoms. Either way you're fucked
>>342111290
Meds
>>342111290
"Come on, we made it black!"
>>342106874
underrated
>>342111290
A pet rock
>>342111290
Hookers by EA, you pay to get fucked and leave with a rash
>>342111290
Get the Season Pass for early access to the Steering Wheel Pack™ and unlock gears 2-6 right away!
>>342111290
If you buy the season pass, we will include the breaking pedal too
>>342111290
Food joints.
Expensive, good on the outside, but shitty ingredients, all employees work for sub-minimal wage and are treated cruelly.
>>342109326
Age of Mythology
>>342111290
Want a cute little pet? We at EA like to rescue puppies, kittens and all kind of cute little animals. We then kill them off and spread the remains where ever we can!
>>342111290
>Backpain? Neck hurting? Constantly tired?
>Come to our licensed* Chiropractic clinic!
>For only $60, we'll unset your aching spine
>For an addition $10 each we'll put some ointment on a 1 square inch area of your back, so it hurts a bit less afterwards
>For the deluxe package at $120, we'll re-set your spine, so you don't have to use the complimentary** wheelchair we include with every service
>*-We have a license to fire arms, for our guards.
>**-Wheelchair costs an extra $15 dollars, but is mandatory on top of other prices. That's what complimentary means.
>>342111290
sign up now and get a free membership for free
>>342111290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBs455jwb8w
>>342112012
10/10
>>342106271
God Hand.
>>342111290
If you buy our premium incineration plan, you'll receive early access
>>342111290
>you need to buy the DLC to have access to the rest of your chemotherapy
>>342106271
Nier
