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>>342082154
Left. I hate Lana with a passion.
left
Either.
Lana embodies everything wrong with Japanese games
Cia embodies everything right with Japanese games
>>342082952
In other words "Cia panders to my shit tier fetishes, so I will excuse her being awful"
Right. People who pick Cia have obviously never been in a relationship. She's way too clingy and it would get unbearable rather fast. Even if this is a question of "who would you rather fuck" I'd still choose Lana because she seems like she'd let a one night stand be just that. Cia would obsess over me after the fact and try to ruin my life.
Mega Milk
Always, always Mega Milk
>>342082154
Duct tape them together, and fuck the space between them.
So this is now a cia thread, right?
Right, I love her kawaiiness
All day every day.
>>342082154
Left. Dominating the hell out of the useless idiot on the right.
>>342082154
Cia is a fucking doll
bellies
>Ciamiibo never
Why even live
The big gal
They're the same person.
>>342085820
If you fuck one, does the other feel it?
>>342085887
Irrelevant
>>342082154
Right. Reminds me of Aqua on Konosuba.
>>342082154
Cia.
There's literally no negative behind siding with her.
>>342083169
>People who pick Cia have obviously never been in a relationship.
Anon... what type of person do you think participates in these threads?
If I had a girlfriend or the capability to get one I wouldn't be here.
Left because
>sexy skin color
>shows off her long legs
>sexy heels
>amazing tits
>beautiful dress that shows those tits in all their glory
>pretty lips
>confident pose
If you meant as a character, I don't know who they are.
Cia's really fun to play as. Can juggle for days and shreds bosses.
The best thing about Lana is that her default weapon is okayish. Why the fuck is the spear so weak goddamn
>>342082154
Like both but I'll take left.
>>342082952
This, Cia is an evil bitch but Lana is fucking unbearable. I mean she's the good girl but still manages to be more off-putting.
>>342082154
Why does everyone say Lana has smaller tits when they're the same size?
That's me on the right.
Also left.
>>342083169
>She's way too clingy and it would get unbearable rather fast.
That's 70% of the relationships people have. You talk a lot of bullshit.
>>342082154
Left, way more fuckable.
>>342083169
Spotted the normalfag.
>>342088340
normies don't discuss in detail the pros and cons of dating video game characters
>>342082154
Lana is almost best girl if it wasn't for Linkle, So Lana.
>>342088617
>Normies
Spotted the normalfag.
>>342082154
Left. That evil tan does things for me.
>>342087258
The only problem I have with her is how clingy she is. Aside from that she would be pretty top tier.
>>342088687
sorry forgot I was posting on /v/ and have to google every word in my post to make sure there's no slightly outdated memes.
>>342088753
Ganon tricked and manipulated her, she's not that evil once she stops being used by him and her personality becomes pretty ok as seen in the Wind waker aftermath.
>>342082154
How did Nintendo not censor this?
>>342089017
Tecmo Koei don't give a fuck and treehouse wasn't involved.
Princess Zelda, I'm Cia
>>342089210
>treehouse wasn't involved.
When the guy who got fired was talking about writing Midna's english dialogue for the game
Pick one
>>342082154
Linkle
give me an ultimate edition for the NX with all the DLC and all the 3DS stuff.
And Lana is the best girl.
>>342089787
I would put my penis in all of them to be 100% honest with you.
>>342082154
left or nuthin
>>342089017
It's just outfits and the characters aren't 12.
>>342089787
Midna
>>342089787
Tough call between Midna and Ruto.
>>342089787
Impa, I have a thing for badass warrior chicks.
>>342089787
Impa, no question
>>342089787
>wizzro
>>342090063
>>>>>Ruto
>Being a slimy fishfucker
Take your own life immediately
>>342089787
Linkle > Zelda > Midna > Lana > Fi > Cia > Ruto > Impa
>>342090081
It's called being gay.
>>342082154
Both of course !
>>342090175
>impa not at the top of the list
what is wrong with you?
>>342090158
>>342089787
I'm waiting for Marin but Cia definitely for now, Zelda, Ruto, Imp Midna, and Linkle are all hot contenders.Wizzro why?
>>342090353
Fucking end yourself.
>>342090429
Wizzro shows up in the female character quiz.
>>342089787
Imp Midna
>>342087173
Is it bad if I felt like this had some pretty somewhat humorous moments?
>>342090158
Tastes like sushi
>>342089787
True Midna is best, as long as she's there she's the only acceptable pick
>>342084092
This is cute.
>>342090675
Link is cute
>>342089787
>You will never see them trading makeovers at a slumber party.
>>342089787
Tetra
Linkle shouldn't even exist
>>342082154
They're both retarded
>>342089787
Midna. Any other answer is objectively wrong.
>>342090469
Oh. Well then.
Time to search for humanized Wizzro.
How could you forget?
>>342090521
> not just genuinely enjoying Hurl Warriors
I chooselink.
>>342091346
I want Link to breed me
>>342091325
I always imagined here sounding like that officer chick from Superjail.
>lana will never grind her ass against your crotch
>>342091502
Thank you, this is perfect.
>>342090139
They appear on that "woman only" quiz so it's theorized they're a girl
>>342091840
probabaly just a joke on how he masquerades as female characters in the story
>>342091345
setz is a god
>>342090468
>>342093243
>Bad girl has a happy ending.
Muh heart.
>>342091346
full pic?
>>342082154
Left how is this a question?
>>342083082
>Delicious brown
>shit tier
>>342089787
Why can't the windwaker characters look like normal people like Ganondorf instead of having big eyes and tiny limbs
I would love normal body tetra
>>342095436
I was hoping they'd do the same treatment as they did to that costume to the Wind Waker characters, instead they don't match the style and just look out of place.
There's a reason Brawl gave Toon Link realistic textures so he'd fit better.
>>342082154
what game is this?
I choose the girl on the right.
>>342089787
Agitha
only thing i don't like about her is the bugs
>>342096108
>the only thing I don't like about her is her defining character trait
>>342082154
Left has too large a bust, right looks like an idol almost. Neither.
>>342095496
toon link looked ugly as hell in brawl though
Who the fuck would pick right
>>342096380
I never said it looked good, I'm saying they at least tried to make it fit the artstyle.
>>342089787
Twili Midna, of course.
Left
>not wanting a qt brown goddess
>>342084092
source please?
>>342096521
>"Spoonfeed me"
>>342082154
Purified Cia > evil Cia >>> Lana
>>342096271
She's cute but bugs just make me feel icky.
>>342096647
please anon?
>>342096830
oh shit im stupid
thank you
>>342089787
I can never decide between fishtits or Imphips
So I guess if my last number of my post is >5=fishtits and if it is <5=Imphips.
and if the last digit is exactly 5 then Tingle
i'm fucking LITERALLY cia
The fight plan lists me, my hordes, Ganondorf here, but only one of you.
First one to talk gets to stay in my kingdom.
>>342096521
Not sure, but there's this also
>>342096434
My nigga
>>342097000
meant for
>>342094940
>>342092007
She masquerades females only because she can only masquerade her own genre...
>not choosing the sweet caramel goddess
>>342096062
Good taste, it's Hyrule Warriors, for Wii u or 3ds.
>picking right when there's a delicious brown qt
What would Cia think of BotW Link?
>>342097571
He looks twinky, she'd want to dominate him
Left
>>342096759
>Purification
Disgusting.
>>342087173
>muffled j-pop playing in the distance
>>342082154
Combine them.
>>342097892
Disgusting
>>342082154
Left since she's hot as fuck, fuck even from a gameplay standpoint I like her
>>342082154
Left, with a hint of Right on the weekends
>>342097892
>>342098106
She's cute but removing part of her personality isn't the right way to redeem her so I'll take the delicious brown.
>>342082154
Right.
There is no other choice!
>>342096759
>that pic
dude my heart, i can't take this man
>>342097668
>twinky
You just made me hungry.
>>342099769
For cream filling?
>>342099810
No, for a fucking Hostess dessert cake, you big ol' faggot.I'd give Cia some cream filling though.
HW was a mistake.
>>342100768
You were a mistake.
>>342100924
And your mother should have swallowed.
>>342101096
Your mother knows an awful lot about swallowing.
>>342101232
She actually wanted me in the world, unlike yours.
Both at the same time
>>342082154
Right.
Her hose, exposed midriff, hairstyle, and armpits turn me on. Always wanted to break a genki girl too.
>>342101375
That's what she tells you to make you feel better about being an unwanted failure.
>>342101518
No, I'm a well-adjusted person. One that doesn't dip into waifufaggotry.
>>342089787
gotta dinkle the Linkle
>Cia did more damage than ganondorf has ever done
>she gets away with no punishment and is still a bitch after everyone helps save her
Hylian Captain would never let that shit slide
>>342102097
Cia gets saved? Is that part of Legends?
>>342102549
Legends has a bit of a different ending to tie with Wind Waker.
Neither.
leeeeeeeeft
>>342083169
Granted, she was possessed by Ganon at the right moment. So......
I mean. Cia all the way.
Cia is a beautiful woman fucked over by the Goddesses for denying her true love.
>>342082154
RightEspecially with the Skull Kid costume
>>342103736
Seriously, the "Link can only love Zelda" thing is retarded
Thankfully it's non-canon
>>342083169
I've been in those clingy relationships, they're some of the best relationships because the person actually gives a fuck.
Left. She can cast a spell on me anyday...
>>342084916
There's like a dozen incarnations of Link, and not all of them end up with Zelda, or even paired off. Why didn't Cia grab one of them instead.
>>342103815
It is dumb. It'd have made more sense that she just became so concerned with HW Link that ended up picking Zelda as opposed to seeing every Link throughout time pick Zelda (which doesn't even make sense, one of them would eventually have to be related in a roundabout way).
>tfw Cia will never save the Hero of Time from his constant suffering
cia is literally the perfect waifu
like koei got a team of waifu experts together to decide how to perfect of the art of waifu making and succeeded
>>342103964
Didn't he get to fuck off after imparting the last skill?
It's been a while since I've played TP
>>342104037
Yeah, he finally decided to rest and was content with the Hero of Twilight carrying on his legacy.
I still want to know what the fuck managed to be good enough to take his eye.
>>342103964
It's okay, HoT got to bang best girl.
>>342104037
Yes, after he teaches TP Link the last skill his spirit is at peace.
>>342098745
Reminds me of that one Pokemon used by the rival in contests in Ruby / Sapphire
>>342104092
He lost his eye becausewithout Navi or other fariies, he didn't have Z-Targeting to lock on and block with
>>342086634
literally worst girls in their respective series
>>342104424
Altaria
>>342104092
He relied on mortal draw too much.
>>342104424
That's because it's based on a character from ORAS who uses an Altaria in contests.
>>342101616
then what are you doing here
>>342104092
probably went nuclear after saving every world he was at and getting no recognition, throwing himself into enemy armies and just slicing and dicing
these threads are sad, silly topic and the lonely neckbeards in it
>>342105127
Based ESL bro
>>342103384
Gonna need a full version there friend
>>342082154
center
>>342105269
oh god
>>342105204
It's not finished~
>>342082154
>Left or right?
Both..together...in bed....with me watching
>>342105269
37
>>342082154
right
no darkies please
>>342082154
Left
>>342105447
Well where will I be able to see it when it is finished then?
>>342106819
sowiro.tumblr
There's already a Cia work on there, this is a followup.
>tfw no brown gf
>>342105228
How I git gud with her? seriously.
>>342106889
Ah I think I've seen that sketched one before. Good shit
>>342107002
>tfw brown qt at my college but she ignores me
>>342108038
Hasty Attacks, spam beetles and dodge cancel
>>342108187
>tfw used to be in a class with a qt3.14 quiet brown christian girl.
>find out from some guys that she was a huge fucking slut.
>she probably wasn't religious, and just wanted to seem different to get cock.
>>342083169
"Clingy" is the ultimate buzzword used by people that can't appreciate the love of others, when you finally push all the world away and they abandon you, you'll be fucking alone and die like a dog.
>>342109920
Actually no, an actual clingy person can be worse than be alone. While I don't dislike Cia I see the point in calling her clingy since she literally started war just because Link doesn't love her.
>>342110137
No she started a way because she got possessed and her love was hightened to Possessive Personality Disorder , that's an actual diagnosed illness.
Clingy people are simply emotionally depentent and suffer more than insensitive people, that's all there is to it.
>>342100768
>Wind Wanker degenerate getting salty about the only good thing with the Zelda name in years
How utterly fitting
>>342082154
Cia of course.
>>342110407
And can be extremely dangerous both to themselves and the people they love, it's completely reasonable to not want to be in a relation with one. Don't blame you if you have a thing for damaged people though since that requires strength in itself but can be a terrible decision if you don't know what to do.
>>342110407
> that's all there is to it.
Bullshit, clingy people can be a major pain in the ass and get offended pretty easily, but apparently you're some kind of expert and the huge amount of people who would avoid a clingy gf/bf are just wrong because reasons.
duck or seagull?
>>342082154
Left
It comes down to if you like yandere or not retards.
I like yandere, but Lana is leagues better than Cia anyways
How the fuck am I supposed to get A rank on these kill-count missions? I got 1200 kills and STILL only got B-rank.
>>342097360
ok game theorist
>>342111420
>How the fuck am I supposed to get A rank on these kill-count missions? I got 1200 kills and STILL only got B-rank.
Don't lose more than 4 Hearts
>>342111207
How is Lana not a retard?
>>342111592
By not being a memester.
>>342111592
Also, I forgot a comma between not and retards in my first post
>>342110619
Good one. I'll take ten Skyward Swords over another HW. Better yet, make that five.
>>342094723
>Still doesn't get the guy
>Has to settle for "herself"
Just like /v/ with girls
>>342095436
Because there are some people here who's first Zelda game was Wind Waker
>>342111578
Is health damage really tied to number of KO's in those Great Sea missions? I get A rank in damage taken but even if I get over 1k kills in the 10 minutes it gives me I still only get a B rank for it.
>>342112093
>I'll take ten Skyward Swords over another HW
m8...
>>342112635
I wish I were trolling. SS was shit, but HW opened a door that should have stayed closed.
>>342113089
The fuck you talkin bout
>>342113089
Yeah, an entertaining Zelda game? No waaaay, WW set the precedent of Zelda being plodding dull and joyless and how dare anyone buck that trend!
>>342113325
>Entertaining
>DeviantART-tier storyline where the OC mary sue fanservice self-insert gets butthurt she can't fuck Link
>Ruins everything, pulls established characters from every other game
>Splits into two, a good and a bad side
>Good side gets all the screentime and attention, Link is just there to remind you it's a Zelda title
>Out of place idolshit
>Cringeworthy rock remixes
>Joke character that no one asked for
>Shitty bosses that slow down the gameplay
>Repetitive and tedious, even for a musou
Ignoring the gameplay, HW is literally a fanfiction/Newgrounds flash movie officially licensed and it shows. And why am I not surprised a faggot like you using an exclamation mark unironically would love it. It was probably your first Zelda. Faggot.
>>342113894
>Ignoring the gameplay
>>342113894
>Ignoring the gameplay
>>342114004
>>342114087
>Reading comprehension
What's the appeal of musou titles? I haven't played one in years but from what I remember the combat is way more simple than in DMC or NG and the challenges that the game presents to you are pretty repetitive. Do people like them because they're simple to play but have a lot of visual charm and content or what?
>>342089787
Agitha
>>342113894
>WW babby upset he didn't get WW2
>d-d-d-don't you see it's the only matoor Zelder for a big boy like me? Muh lore...........
>>342082154
right, no doubt
>>342113894
>Ignoring the gameplay
>>342113894
>shoving in vague, empty criticism at the end after realizing the rest of your list is complaining about nothing
>>342114178
They're mindless hack&slash games. Fun when done right, a slog when done wrong. HW isn't terrible, but it's not the musou game either.
>>342114235
>Projecting this much
Nigga, either come up with an argument or fuck off.
>>342113894
>Being this assmad about LoZ story
Sorry to say this, but this series has never had good story, so I can forgive this one
Also
>Ignoring the gameplay
>>342086832
What's up with her down syndrome face?
>>342114443
>Reading comprehension
Twisting my words around and ignoring the last points of my post doesn't make what I said any less true. But I forget I'm not allowed to critique baby's first musou let alone Nintendo games period.
>>342114718
Why do faggots force this shitty meme?
>>342113894
>Cringeworthy rock remixes
How does it feel so be the biggest faggot on /v/?
>>342114750
Almost your entire post was ranting about story and Lana / Cia's character and almost nothing about the actual gameplay which by your own admission you want us to ignore
>>342114718
>>342114832
There's something wrong with the motion of her eyes but she's definitely not downs syndrome.
>>342114832
What meme?
>>342114954
What part of
>Shitty bosses that slow down the gameplay
>Repetitive and tedious, even for a musou
Did you not get?
>>342114880
Feels better than being underage and liking shit.
>muh rock remixes are so epic and kewl
>>342103947
There can only be one.
Why do you think Link is such a pussy magnet in that game?
>>342088829
>normie
>slightly outdated memes
Yeah, 100% normalfaggot.
Why don't you go and kill yourself?
>>342090651
If you're into drag queens, sure.
>>342110680
>extremely dangerous both to themselves and the people they love
Well obviously the solution is to not be a pathetic little faggot then.
Post music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HE9xDlmGeF4
>>342090521
It's not bad.
>>342115405
In other words avoid relations with clingy as fuck people.
>>342115663
>avoid
This is the adjective perfectly describing what pathetic little faggots do anon.
>>342115769
Verb I mean. Lol
>>342115769
>Avoiding people with disgusting hygiene means you are a faggot
>Avoiding people who are obnoxious in a relation means you're a faggot.
>Avoiding retarded people means you're a faggot
Yeah, avoiding things is ALWAYS a thing that only a faggot will do.
>>342089787
Wizzro
Holy shit he has to be the most fun
>>342115769
This is the most retarded logic I've seen in months, congratulations.
>>342091345
>That bottom one
Setz is legit kekworthy
>>342082154
left to satisfy my reverse rape fantasies
>>342109543
Eh. I knew a girl who sounds similar and it was just nasty rumors, chaste girls seem to get that a lot.
>>342116209
See anon, this is why you are a pathetic weak willed little faggot.
YOU don't avoid THEM, you make THEM avoid YOU.
This is why bullies in school made you avoid them, loser. Because you probably had disgusting hygiene and were just generally a retard to be around. Of course your loser friends, assuming you even had any, didn't want to let you know what a faggot you were.
>>342116508
>This is why bullies in school made you avoid them, loser.
Holy shit stop projecting this fucking hard.
>>342116508
>putting up the tough guy act on /v/
>>342116508
Now your logic is not only retarded but you sound like the biggest faggot ever.
Thanks alot anon!
I found a really hot 3D porn from the girl on the right I've been fapping to for days, and now I finally found out where she is from
I hope there's more of it, because it's pretty rare that I fap more than once to a porn.
>>342116680
>oh no he said something that doesn't apply to me, better get extremely upset
Look anon, its pretty clear you have nothing more to say regarding the topic.
Cia > Shit >>>>> Lana
>>342116508
>Getting this butt-devastated because some people prefer to avoid clingy bitches/faggots.
Here's your (You).
>>342114832
I didn't know it was a meme, this is the first HW thread I've been in, I only just recently tried the 3ds demo. She legitimately looks like an idealized person with downs.
>>342117010
Funny since I'm not even the guy who was arguing with you.
>Cia > Shit >>>>> Lana
Oh wait it's just a butthurt waifufag.
>tfw there is hardly any Cia porn
>>342117176
I'm working on it.
>>342117168
>Not even the guy
Sure. That's why you knew I was "projecting".
>>342117328
God speed
>>342117010
You're making Ciafams look like cancer, kill yourself please.
>>342108038
You don't. She is the utterly shit worst warrior in hyrule warriors.
>>342117440
>Calls the other guy a beta loser whatever because he can't make a real argument.
How's that not projecting?
>>342117498
no that's Fi.
Agitha at least has beetle spam
>>342082154
Kimi wa doko wo mezasu?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LXS5NBpR60
>>342117025
He's probably clingy as fuck irl and feels butthurt because no one wants his kind except for equally desperate people.
>>342082154
left
>>342116824
>Now your logic is not only retarded
Anon, you don't even know what logic is.
To need to avoid something, it has to be in your way or a problem somehow. If something is beneath you, then you don't need to avoid it, end of story.
I guess this logic will go over your head, which means that you are beneath the concept completely. But hey, continue to be frustrated at whoever you feel is acting like an asshole or tough guy, whatever. It's no skin off my back.
>>342117592
>because he can't make a real argument
Nah, it's because he was willing to let these retards and unhygienic losers that he was just shitting on, dictate how he lives his life. He on the other hand actually had an argument, unlike your whining "don't project it's rude".
>>342117491
Thanks.
>>>/i/475285
>>342118048
>Not talking to someone = letting him dictate how you live.
Here's your last (You)
>>342118249
>Not talking to someone
The word used was 'avoid' anon, which doesn't merely end at not talking to somebody.
>>342118048
>>342118387
Not really, you don't even know what avoid means. You can avoid something that's just a nuisance and not an actual problem or something you don't like, but who am I kidding you're either retarded or just pretending to be retarded.
>>342118387
>The word used was 'avoid' anon
Do you seriously believe that he used the word because he would literally avoid all type of contact with a clingy person and not just avoid a romantic relation with them?
>>342116973
>really hot 3D porn from the girl on the right
Share faggot
>>342082154
SE NO
>>342117635
After those fi only caged imprisoned missions, I must agree.
>>342118498
>a nuisance
>is not an actual problem or something you don't like
It may not be as direct as getting gored by a bull, but those things are definitely related.
>>342120417
Meant that it's just a nuisance or just something you don't like and not an actual problem.
>>342082154
>Hot big titted girl departed for dickings that longs to be man handled
>Or fun going retard that is easy to manipulate
It's not even a fair comparison.
>>342120731
But nuisance is just a synonym for problem. The fact that something is being a nuisance to you is already a problem.
I don't get how you see them as completely different things.
>>342118216
Noice
>>342120901
Just a nuisance = only a small problem, not a big deal but still not something that I like.
Stop being so pedantic jesus.
>>342120901
Try some reading comprehension. Nuisance is a synonym of problem sure, but in the context of the sentence (just a nuisance, emphasis in the just before it) the meaning changes and it's no longer the same thing.
>>342121105
Well when your entire argument rides on somebody not knowing what something means, then being extremely lax on word use, of course people are going to be "pedantic", ie. critical of your entire argument based on your choice of words.
Why is there no porn of them ? They're litteraly waifu tier
>>342121251
>Try some reading comprehension.
Why don't you try some of your own advice.
>>342121263
Or just a pedantic idiot who can into simple logic? What I was trying to say isn't rocket science, don't act as if this little detail made the entire argument hard to follow or something.
>>342121426
Because I'm not the guy who can't differentiate between nuisance and just a nuisance?
>>342121458
>What I was trying to say isn't rocket science
If something is a nuisance, you just deal with it and move on. If it's "just a nuisance" as you claim, you can just get rid of it quickly and that's that. Letting a fly, fly around the room (in order to avoid dealing with it), despite it being a nuisance is just a symptom of laziness, and therefore weakness.
>>342121915
Are you missing the point entirely or what? Avoiding a relation with a girl who's pretty clingy isn't the same as laziness. Don't bring retarded examples that have nothing to do with the subject.
>>342082154
Right, Lana is a qt
>>342122307
>Are you missing the point entirely or what?
Are you?
The point was that you are avoiding relations with a girl who's pretty clingy MERELY because you can't be bothered to deal with her clinginess. Doesn't matter what other positive attributes she may have lol, clinginess alone is something you cannot deal with. The entire conversation was based on the fact that without the clinginess she would be great.
>>342082154
Left all day baby.
>>342082154
Why couldn't Hylia have just let one of Link's incarnations be Cia's fucktoy after his adventure was over or something? They basically tell you that as soon as Zelda "awakens" to her powers she remembers her godly existence and previous lives, does she just get a kick out of knowing Cia is in the sacred realm getting jelly watching on her crystal ball?
All of this could have been avoided with a conjugal visit
>>342122982
Hylia doesn't allow race mixing.
>>342122719
No one is talking about the character anymore idiot. Also clingy behavior is something that's perfectly fine to dislike and if you don't like that kind of behavior there's nothing wrong with not wanting to start a relation with a super clingy girl. Guess I was right though, you were missing the point entirely. Change the subject again if you want, got tired of running in circles trying to explain that not every body likes clingy gfs.
>>342083169
Those sort of relationships involve the best sex, fag.
>>342122982
>does she just get a kick out of knowing Cia is in the sacred realm getting jelly watching on her crystal ball?
Why isn't this already on rule34
>>342123398
>Sticking your dick in crazyGood taste
>>342123325
>Also clingy behavior is something that's perfectly fine to dislike
Yes.
>if you don't like that kind of behavior there's nothing wrong with not wanting to start a relation
Yes.
However, it does make you a pansy little faggot. And there's nothing wrong with that either.
>>342123437
I'm pretty sure there's some fanart similar to that description
>>342123552
>Not liking annoying cunts makes you a pansy faggot.
Bro girls >>> Clingy retards any day.
>>342109543
>Actual christian girl a year younger than me
>Was extremely curvy and kinda cute
>Wanted my dick so badly
>I never took the fucking hint
>>342123841
>annoying cunts
Finding things annoying is a personal problem anon. Hence why you are a pansy faggot.
>>342123979
Nah, you're just desperate to get the last word in the argument.
>>342124180
>thinking this is an argument
lol
It stopped being an argument several responses ago.
>desperate to get the last word
And you betrayed your thought process regarding the matter.
>>342089787
Holy shit, im still mad that Cia has a butterface.
>perfect everything
>Lana's face
sigh
At least Ruto was near perfect.
Giantess Cia when?
>>342122982
Hylia has the thinking goddess' fetish.
>>342089787
Medli. I just can't say no to that smile.
>>342124512
>>342123298
>>342122982
>Hylia is the goddess of wisdom, holds the triforce of wisdom after OOT
>abso-fucking-lutely saw this coming several lifetimes ago
>did nothing
Hylia a worst
>>342124406
I didn't betrayed anything because I proved the point of the argument (Nothing wrong with disliking clingy girls) unlike you who tried to get the last word by spouting retarded shit like "finding things annoying makes you a faggot". Keep saying lol though, it shows how desperate you are.
>>342103835
>>342109920
Nah, in my case the chick just wanted attention, she never gave a fuck about me or my hobbies, usually she was rather aggresive when I wasn't 100% focused on her.
It wasn't the cute, awkward kind of clingy, it was the "I want to monitor your every activity or I'm gonna call you names" type of clingy.
>>342123398
I don't have much experience, I'm probably still a virgin, but sex was awful, she just laid down and complained.
All in all 3D is awful.
>>342089787
Imp Midna
>>342124920
>I proved the point of the argument
You sure did, champ.
>>342124946
>I'm probably still a virgin
How can you not know?
>>342125053
And now you can only post reaction images since you failed to say anything smart the entire time, cute. Clingy girls a shit.
>>342124946
>"I want to monitor your every activity or I'm gonna call you names" type of clingy.
Worst type of girl to be honest.
>>342124813
*tips minish cap*
>>342125152
I literally couldn't feel a thing in the condom, and she cried and told me to stop before I could check visually.
My penal hymen is also intact.
>>342125409
You lost your virginity in the lamest way possible.
>>342125409
>penal hymen
>>342125407
I attract ugly, fat, or crazy bitches. I usually can tell if a girl is ugly or fat and avoid them, but this one tricked me.
Worst part is she now messages me that she wants the D, but I'm already too emotionally damaged to ever deal with 3D again, let alone her.
>>342082154
Left but give her the dick before she ever goes evil.
>>342125645
Avoid clingy and go for easy going brogirls, they're the best.
>>342125556
But I wanted to become a wizard.
>>342082154
Left, by far. Cia might be evil starting out but Legends pretty much disproves the whole "MUH CRAZY" argument as she gets better without Ganondorf around. Meanwhile Lana will continue to be an annoying little shit.
>>342125774
Unfortunately I'm already halfway towards 30 and have little to no contact with females due to working on a ship for half to 2/3 of a year on a vessel. I embraced the possibility of dying alone and eagerly wait until next generations of VR instead.
>>342125645
>I usually can tell if a girl is ugly or fat
As can every other person on the planet.
>>342103835
Literally this. Clingy beats normal every day of the week because it's a lot better to have someone care, and sometimes care too much, than having someone not care at all, ever
>>342126057
Can you tell if she's both?
>>342126117
I think clingy is like those D&D alignments. You can have
>Clingy caring
>Clingy indifferent
>Clingy toxic
>>342126117
You know that clingy is "cares too much to the point where it becomes obnoxious" and that it's entirely possible to care for someone without being clingy right?
>>342082154
Fucking neither, what the fuck? They're both disgusting, lifeless sluts with no personalities.
>>342126057
Except blind people.
>>342126043
Shame, I used to have a brogirl who liked vidya and shit but now I'm old too. If you have a single good gf you already feel accomplished and being lonely becomes easier.
>>342126313
It's just the clingyfags excuse used to pretend that they're better than the normal person who cares for her partner.
>>342126429
They have their other senses to tell them. They can smell the fat sweat and touch your face to feel how ugly it is.
>>342126043
>prime of adult life
>feels old
>giving up
wew no wonder this gen is going to hell in a handbasket
>>342123912
>Girl from grade under me suddenly starts talking to me out of the blue, keeps trying to chat me up.
>I don't understand why she's talking to me and I'd rather finish Kingdom Hearts II than go to some party with her.
>Webcams with me wearing only a bedsheet.
>A decade later realize she might have been into me.
>>342126707
>Being able to smell ugliness.
Sounds rad.
>>342126943
It's not really giving up, I'm just at the point where I wonder if it's worth the hassle, and have no way of knowing if the girl isn't just after my money. I mean, I'm prime cucking material - sends paychecks, is not even home for the most time. I'd rather be lonely than get myself in some mess just because I acted on instincts.
>>342126943
t. Socrates
>>342126954
>>342126707
>>342126043
lol at this thread being about waifus and ending up in self loathing depression and could've beens
I thought I'd die alone just like you guys but I did something about it (mainly read books and work out at home).
I've gone out with a bunch of girls since I changed my attitude.
>>342082154
Left.
>>342082154
Cia was a pretty good villain, Lana was a pretty lame hero
>>342089787
Midna all day every day
Fuck that mission in the great sea map where you have to win a KO competition against 3 red aura captains, even if I kill everything easily with fierce deity link, I still get too much damage for a A rank, FUCK RED AURA!
>>342082154
Will she be in BOTW?
>>342129397
If she is, /v/ will go nuclear.
>>342129397
I sure hope not. I know /v/ will explode if she is though.
>>342082154
I like lana a bit more
>>342129397
As just a cameo/villager in a random town I could see it happening.
Lana is for hard raping and mind breaking so I'm going with her.
>>342115282
kek
Cia, both looks and gameplay wise. None of Lana's weapons are particularly fun, though flying on an Argorok deserves credit.
>>342129504
So will my dick
>>342130928
The summoning gate feels like a Cia weapon that ended up with Lana because Cia wasn't done by release.
Am I wrong or did they make all the Legends content as DLC for Wii U owners who didn't feel like buying the game again? It wasn't included in the season pass was it?
>>342131837
After beating the game with the standard line-up, I can't convince myself to buy more characters for no reason.
>>342088143
Who knows?
>A bit over two years since Cia first graced this world.
>>342088143
>>342133448
Because she does? No one is sayng that makes Lana flat but come on.
>>342089787
Twili Midna, no contest.
>>342089787
>Can't choose between Imp Midna, Tetra or Best Bird
I think I just have a thing for shortstacks.
>>342134685
They're the same person and have the exact same body type.
>>342082154
Left would be a top tier fuck I reckon. Psycho chicks always end up being good at sex.
>>342134113
Why are big round brown tits so great
>>342089787
Why is the fourth column consistently the best
>>342134685
They're the same.
Lana's regular outfit just hides it better.
>>342135538
They're not the same.
>>342135176
>>342135538
Don't look the same size to me.
>>342111036
Fuck the duck until exploded etc.
>>342082154
which ever one likes /ss/ more
>>342135846
Why is her face tanned differently than the rest of her body?
>>342111036
DUCK!
>>342082952
they're the same shit. one pander sto "MUH DIK" shitters and the other panders to moeshitters. you're delusional.
>>342111036
Heh, except for a couple of elitist hipsters that try to push LA as the best Zeldawhich I'm one ofnobody even knows/cares about Marin.
Speaking of which, I don't seem to notice those people at all lately. I wonder where they've gone.
That's a shame though. Medli is top tier as well, but Marin doesn't get the love she deserves.
Is the rupee glitch on the 3DS version?
>>342135791
Lana's may be a tiny bit smaller, but not by much.
>>342139683
You can just use an editor. No need for that.
>>342140080
It might just be an optical ilusion kinda thing.
Like Hilda having a bigger ass and Rosa having bigger breasts.
Fancanon is scary yo.
>>342082154
threesome with both
