Left or right?
>>342082154
Left. I hate Lana with a passion.
left
Either.
Lana embodies everything wrong with Japanese games
Cia embodies everything right with Japanese games
>>342082952
In other words "Cia panders to my shit tier fetishes, so I will excuse her being awful"
Right. People who pick Cia have obviously never been in a relationship. She's way too clingy and it would get unbearable rather fast. Even if this is a question of "who would you rather fuck" I'd still choose Lana because she seems like she'd let a one night stand be just that. Cia would obsess over me after the fact and try to ruin my life.
Mega Milk
Always, always Mega Milk
>>342082154
Duct tape them together, and fuck the space between them.
So this is now a cia thread, right?
Right, I love her kawaiiness
All day every day.
>>342082154
Left. Dominating the hell out of the useless idiot on the right.
>>342082154
Cia is a fucking doll
>>342083651
No
bellies
>Ciamiibo never
Why even live
The big gal
They're the same person.
>>342085820
If you fuck one, does the other feel it?
>>342085887
Irrelevant
>>342082154
Cia
>>342082154
Right. Reminds me of Aqua on Konosuba.
>>342082154
Cia.
There's literally no negative behind siding with her.
>>342083169
>People who pick Cia have obviously never been in a relationship.
Anon... what type of person do you think participates in these threads?
If I had a girlfriend or the capability to get one I wouldn't be here.
Left because
>sexy skin color
>shows off her long legs
>sexy heels
>amazing tits
>beautiful dress that shows those tits in all their glory
>pretty lips
>confident pose
If you meant as a character, I don't know who they are.
Cia's really fun to play as. Can juggle for days and shreds bosses.
The best thing about Lana is that her default weapon is okayish. Why the fuck is the spear so weak goddamn
>>342082154
Like both but I'll take left.
>>342082952
This, Cia is an evil bitch but Lana is fucking unbearable. I mean she's the good girl but still manages to be more off-putting.
>>342082154
Why does everyone say Lana has smaller tits when they're the same size?
That's me on the right.
Also left.
>>342083169
>She's way too clingy and it would get unbearable rather fast.
That's 70% of the relationships people have. You talk a lot of bullshit.
>>342082154
Left, way more fuckable.
>>342083169
Spotted the normalfag.
>>342088340
normies don't discuss in detail the pros and cons of dating video game characters
>>342082154
Lana is almost best girl if it wasn't for Linkle, So Lana.
>>342088617
>Normies
Spotted the normalfag.
>>342082154
Left. That evil tan does things for me.
>>342087258
The only problem I have with her is how clingy she is. Aside from that she would be pretty top tier.
>>342088687
sorry forgot I was posting on /v/ and have to google every word in my post to make sure there's no slightly outdated memes.
>>342088753
Ganon tricked and manipulated her, she's not that evil once she stops being used by him and her personality becomes pretty ok as seen in the Wind waker aftermath.
>>342082154
How did Nintendo not censor this?
>>342089017
Tecmo Koei don't give a fuck and treehouse wasn't involved.
Princess Zelda, I'm Cia
>>342089210
>treehouse wasn't involved.
When the guy who got fired was talking about writing Midna's english dialogue for the game
Pick one
>>342082154
Linkle
give me an ultimate edition for the NX with all the DLC and all the 3DS stuff.
And Lana is the best girl.
>>342089787
I would put my penis in all of them to be 100% honest with you.
>>342082154
left or nuthin
>>342089017
It's just outfits and the characters aren't 12.
>>342089787
Midna
>>342089787
Tough call between Midna and Ruto.
>>342089787
Impa, I have a thing for badass warrior chicks.
>>342089787
Impa, no question
>>342089787
>wizzro
>>342090063
>>>>>Ruto
>Being a slimy fishfucker
Take your own life immediately
>>342089787
Linkle > Zelda > Midna > Lana > Fi > Cia > Ruto > Impa
>>342090081
It's called being gay.
>>342082154
Both of course !
>>342090175
>impa not at the top of the list
what is wrong with you?
>>342090158
>>342089787
I'm waiting for Marin but Cia definitely for now, Zelda, Ruto, Imp Midna, and Linkle are all hot contenders.Wizzro why?
>>342090353
Fucking end yourself.
>>342090429
Wizzro shows up in the female character quiz.
>>342089787
Imp Midna
>>342087173
Is it bad if I felt like this had some pretty somewhat humorous moments?
>>342090158
Tastes like sushi
>>342089787
True Midna is best, as long as she's there she's the only acceptable pick
>>342084092
This is cute.
>>342090675
Link is cute
>>342089787
>You will never see them trading makeovers at a slumber party.
>>342090928
>>342089787
Tetra
Linkle shouldn't even exist
>>342082154
They're both retarded
>>342089787
Midna. Any other answer is objectively wrong.
>>342090469
Oh. Well then.
Time to search for humanized Wizzro.
How could you forget?
>>342090521
> not just genuinely enjoying Hurl Warriors
I chooselink.
>>342091346
I want Link to breed me
>>342091325
I always imagined here sounding like that officer chick from Superjail.
>lana will never grind her ass against your crotch
>>342091502
Thank you, this is perfect.
>>342090139
They appear on that "woman only" quiz so it's theorized they're a girl
>>342091840
probabaly just a joke on how he masquerades as female characters in the story
>>342091345
setz is a god
>>342090468
>>342082154
both
>>342093243
>Bad girl has a happy ending.
Muh heart.
>>342091346
full pic?
>>342082154
Left how is this a question?
>>342083082
>Delicious brown
>shit tier
>>342089787
Why can't the windwaker characters look like normal people like Ganondorf instead of having big eyes and tiny limbs
I would love normal body tetra
>>342095436
I was hoping they'd do the same treatment as they did to that costume to the Wind Waker characters, instead they don't match the style and just look out of place.
There's a reason Brawl gave Toon Link realistic textures so he'd fit better.
>>342082154
Both
>>342082154
what game is this?
I choose the girl on the right.
>>342089787
Agitha
only thing i don't like about her is the bugs
>>342096108
>the only thing I don't like about her is her defining character trait
>>342082154
Left has too large a bust, right looks like an idol almost. Neither.
>>342095496
toon link looked ugly as hell in brawl though
Who the fuck would pick right
>>342096380
I never said it looked good, I'm saying they at least tried to make it fit the artstyle.
>>342089787
Twili Midna, of course.
Left
>not wanting a qt brown goddess
>>342084092
source please?
>>342096521
>"Spoonfeed me"
>>342082154
Purified Cia > evil Cia >>> Lana
>>342096271
She's cute but bugs just make me feel icky.
>>342096647
please anon?
>>342096775
>>342096830
oh shit im stupid
thank you
>>342089787
I can never decide between fishtits or Imphips
So I guess if my last number of my post is >5=fishtits and if it is <5=Imphips.
and if the last digit is exactly 5 then Tingle
i'm fucking LITERALLY cia
The fight plan lists me, my hordes, Ganondorf here, but only one of you.
First one to talk gets to stay in my kingdom.
>>342096521
Not sure, but there's this also
>>342096434
My nigga
>>342097000
meant for
>>342094940
>>342092007
She masquerades females only because she can only masquerade her own genre...
>not choosing the sweet caramel goddess
>>342096062
Good taste, it's Hyrule Warriors, for Wii u or 3ds.
>picking right when there's a delicious brown qt
What would Cia think of BotW Link?
>>342097571
He looks twinky, she'd want to dominate him
Left
>>342096759
>Purification
Disgusting.
>>342087173
>muffled j-pop playing in the distance
>>342082154
Combine them.
>>342097892
Disgusting
>>342082154
Left since she's hot as fuck, fuck even from a gameplay standpoint I like her
>>342082154
Left, with a hint of Right on the weekends
>>342097892
>>342098106
She's cute but removing part of her personality isn't the right way to redeem her so I'll take the delicious brown.
>>342082154
Right.
There is no other choice!
>>342096759
>that pic
dude my heart, i can't take this man
>>342097668
>twinky
You just made me hungry.
>>342099769
For cream filling?
>>342099810
No, for a fucking Hostess dessert cake, you big ol' faggot.I'd give Cia some cream filling though.
HW was a mistake.
>>342100768
You were a mistake.
>>342100924
And your mother should have swallowed.
>>342101096
Your mother knows an awful lot about swallowing.
>>342101232
She actually wanted me in the world, unlike yours.
Both at the same time
>>342082154
Right.
Her hose, exposed midriff, hairstyle, and armpits turn me on. Always wanted to break a genki girl too.
>>342101375
That's what she tells you to make you feel better about being an unwanted failure.
>>342101518
No, I'm a well-adjusted person. One that doesn't dip into waifufaggotry.
>>342089787
gotta dinkle the Linkle
>Cia did more damage than ganondorf has ever done
>she gets away with no punishment and is still a bitch after everyone helps save her
Hylian Captain would never let that shit slide
>>342102097
Cia gets saved? Is that part of Legends?
>>342102549
Legends has a bit of a different ending to tie with Wind Waker.
Neither.
leeeeeeeeft
>>342083169
Granted, she was possessed by Ganon at the right moment. So......
I mean. Cia all the way.
Cia is a beautiful woman fucked over by the Goddesses for denying her true love.
>>342082154
RightEspecially with the Skull Kid costume
>>342103736
Seriously, the "Link can only love Zelda" thing is retarded
Thankfully it's non-canon
>>342083169
I've been in those clingy relationships, they're some of the best relationships because the person actually gives a fuck.
Left. She can cast a spell on me anyday...
>>342084916
There's like a dozen incarnations of Link, and not all of them end up with Zelda, or even paired off. Why didn't Cia grab one of them instead.
>>342103815
It is dumb. It'd have made more sense that she just became so concerned with HW Link that ended up picking Zelda as opposed to seeing every Link throughout time pick Zelda (which doesn't even make sense, one of them would eventually have to be related in a roundabout way).
>tfw Cia will never save the Hero of Time from his constant suffering
cia is literally the perfect waifu
like koei got a team of waifu experts together to decide how to perfect of the art of waifu making and succeeded
>>342103964
Didn't he get to fuck off after imparting the last skill?
It's been a while since I've played TP
>>342104037
Yeah, he finally decided to rest and was content with the Hero of Twilight carrying on his legacy.
I still want to know what the fuck managed to be good enough to take his eye.
>>342103964
It's okay, HoT got to bang best girl.
>>342104037
Yes, after he teaches TP Link the last skill his spirit is at peace.
>>342098745
Reminds me of that one Pokemon used by the rival in contests in Ruby / Sapphire
>>342104092
He lost his eye becausewithout Navi or other fariies, he didn't have Z-Targeting to lock on and block with
>>342086634
literally worst girls in their respective series
>>342104424
Altaria
>>342104092
He relied on mortal draw too much.
>>342104424
That's because it's based on a character from ORAS who uses an Altaria in contests.
>>342101616
then what are you doing here
>>342104092
probably went nuclear after saving every world he was at and getting no recognition, throwing himself into enemy armies and just slicing and dicing
these threads are sad, silly topic and the lonely neckbeards in it
>>342105127
Based ESL bro
>>342103384
Gonna need a full version there friend
>>342082154
center
>>342105269
oh god
>>342105204
It's not finished~
>>342082154
>Left or right?
Both..together...in bed....with me watching
>>342105269
37
>>342082154
right
no darkies please
>>342082154
Left
>>342105447
Well where will I be able to see it when it is finished then?
>>342106819
sowiro.tumblr
There's already a Cia work on there, this is a followup.
>tfw no brown gf
>>342105228
How I git gud with her? seriously.
>>342106889
Ah I think I've seen that sketched one before. Good shit
>>342107002
>tfw brown qt at my college but she ignores me
>>342108038
Hasty Attacks, spam beetles and dodge cancel
>>342108187
>tfw used to be in a class with a qt3.14 quiet brown christian girl.
>find out from some guys that she was a huge fucking slut.
>she probably wasn't religious, and just wanted to seem different to get cock.
>>342083169
"Clingy" is the ultimate buzzword used by people that can't appreciate the love of others, when you finally push all the world away and they abandon you, you'll be fucking alone and die like a dog.
>>342109920
Actually no, an actual clingy person can be worse than be alone. While I don't dislike Cia I see the point in calling her clingy since she literally started war just because Link doesn't love her.
>>342110137
No she started a way because she got possessed and her love was hightened to Possessive Personality Disorder , that's an actual diagnosed illness.
Clingy people are simply emotionally depentent and suffer more than insensitive people, that's all there is to it.
>>342100768
>Wind Wanker degenerate getting salty about the only good thing with the Zelda name in years
How utterly fitting
>>342082154
Cia of course.
>>342110407
And can be extremely dangerous both to themselves and the people they love, it's completely reasonable to not want to be in a relation with one. Don't blame you if you have a thing for damaged people though since that requires strength in itself but can be a terrible decision if you don't know what to do.
>>342110407
> that's all there is to it.
Bullshit, clingy people can be a major pain in the ass and get offended pretty easily, but apparently you're some kind of expert and the huge amount of people who would avoid a clingy gf/bf are just wrong because reasons.
duck or seagull?
>>342082154
Left
It comes down to if you like yandere or not retards.
I like yandere, but Lana is leagues better than Cia anyways
How the fuck am I supposed to get A rank on these kill-count missions? I got 1200 kills and STILL only got B-rank.
>>342097360
ok game theorist
>>342111420
>How the fuck am I supposed to get A rank on these kill-count missions? I got 1200 kills and STILL only got B-rank.
Don't lose more than 4 Hearts
>>342111207
How is Lana not a retard?
>>342111592
By not being a memester.
>>342111592
Also, I forgot a comma between not and retards in my first post
>>342110619
Good one. I'll take ten Skyward Swords over another HW. Better yet, make that five.
>>342094723
>Still doesn't get the guy
>Has to settle for "herself"
Just like /v/ with girls
>>342095436
Because there are some people here who's first Zelda game was Wind Waker
>>342111578
Is health damage really tied to number of KO's in those Great Sea missions? I get A rank in damage taken but even if I get over 1k kills in the 10 minutes it gives me I still only get a B rank for it.
>>342112093
>I'll take ten Skyward Swords over another HW
m8...
>>342112635
I wish I were trolling. SS was shit, but HW opened a door that should have stayed closed.
>>342113089
The fuck you talkin bout
>>342113089
Yeah, an entertaining Zelda game? No waaaay, WW set the precedent of Zelda being plodding dull and joyless and how dare anyone buck that trend!
>>342113325
>Entertaining
>DeviantART-tier storyline where the OC mary sue fanservice self-insert gets butthurt she can't fuck Link
>Ruins everything, pulls established characters from every other game
>Splits into two, a good and a bad side
>Good side gets all the screentime and attention, Link is just there to remind you it's a Zelda title
>Out of place idolshit
>Cringeworthy rock remixes
>Joke character that no one asked for
>Shitty bosses that slow down the gameplay
>Repetitive and tedious, even for a musou
Ignoring the gameplay, HW is literally a fanfiction/Newgrounds flash movie officially licensed and it shows. And why am I not surprised a faggot like you using an exclamation mark unironically would love it. It was probably your first Zelda. Faggot.
>>342113894
>Ignoring the gameplay
>>342113894
>Ignoring the gameplay
>>342114004
>>342114087
>Reading comprehension
What's the appeal of musou titles? I haven't played one in years but from what I remember the combat is way more simple than in DMC or NG and the challenges that the game presents to you are pretty repetitive. Do people like them because they're simple to play but have a lot of visual charm and content or what?
>>342089787
Agitha
>>342113894
>WW babby upset he didn't get WW2
>d-d-d-don't you see it's the only matoor Zelder for a big boy like me? Muh lore...........
>>342082154
right, no doubt
>>342113894
>Ignoring the gameplay
>>342113894
>shoving in vague, empty criticism at the end after realizing the rest of your list is complaining about nothing
>>342114178
They're mindless hack&slash games. Fun when done right, a slog when done wrong. HW isn't terrible, but it's not the musou game either.
>>342114235
>Projecting this much
Nigga, either come up with an argument or fuck off.
>>342113894
>Being this assmad about LoZ story
Sorry to say this, but this series has never had good story, so I can forgive this one
Also
>Ignoring the gameplay
>>342086832
What's up with her down syndrome face?
>>342114443
>Reading comprehension
Twisting my words around and ignoring the last points of my post doesn't make what I said any less true. But I forget I'm not allowed to critique baby's first musou let alone Nintendo games period.
>>342114718
Why do faggots force this shitty meme?
>>342113894
>Cringeworthy rock remixes
How does it feel so be the biggest faggot on /v/?
>>342114750
Almost your entire post was ranting about story and Lana / Cia's character and almost nothing about the actual gameplay which by your own admission you want us to ignore
>>342113894
>>342114718
>>342114832
There's something wrong with the motion of her eyes but she's definitely not downs syndrome.
>>342114832
What meme?
>>342114954
What part of
>Shitty bosses that slow down the gameplay
>Repetitive and tedious, even for a musou
Did you not get?
>>342114880
Feels better than being underage and liking shit.
>muh rock remixes are so epic and kewl
>>342103947
There can only be one.
Why do you think Link is such a pussy magnet in that game?
>>342088829
>normie
>slightly outdated memes
Yeah, 100% normalfaggot.
Why don't you go and kill yourself?
>>342090651
If you're into drag queens, sure.
>>342110680
>extremely dangerous both to themselves and the people they love
Well obviously the solution is to not be a pathetic little faggot then.
Post music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HE9xDlmGeF4
>>342090521
It's not bad.
>>342115405
In other words avoid relations with clingy as fuck people.
>>342115663
>avoid
This is the adjective perfectly describing what pathetic little faggots do anon.
>>342115769
Verb I mean. Lol
>>342115769
>Avoiding people with disgusting hygiene means you are a faggot
>Avoiding people who are obnoxious in a relation means you're a faggot.
>Avoiding retarded people means you're a faggot
Yeah, avoiding things is ALWAYS a thing that only a faggot will do.
>>342089787
Wizzro
Holy shit he has to be the most fun
>>342115769
This is the most retarded logic I've seen in months, congratulations.
>>342091345
>That bottom one
Setz is legit kekworthy
>>342082154
left to satisfy my reverse rape fantasies
>>342109543
Eh. I knew a girl who sounds similar and it was just nasty rumors, chaste girls seem to get that a lot.
>>342116209
See anon, this is why you are a pathetic weak willed little faggot.
YOU don't avoid THEM, you make THEM avoid YOU.
This is why bullies in school made you avoid them, loser. Because you probably had disgusting hygiene and were just generally a retard to be around. Of course your loser friends, assuming you even had any, didn't want to let you know what a faggot you were.
>>342116508
>This is why bullies in school made you avoid them, loser.
Holy shit stop projecting this fucking hard.
