What are some games that let me experience the true antithesis of fun? I'm talking a black hole where fun and enjoyment do not exist.
I've never felt misery like the brief time I spent with this abomination.
>>342065419
But anon that game is astoundingly fun, especially the HD changes.
The Last Remnant has to be the worst and least fun game I have ever played.
Wrong pic, OP
this guy(un nerfed) with terra.
>>342065673
>he didn't get good
Wind Waker is incredibly fun. Great Sea is amazing, too. Just get the warp early and you're set. You're only spending like 3-4 minutes between islands, anyways. Doing it efficiently means you only have to spend like 3 hours in the overworld, total, which is about how long you spend in Ocarina of Time.
Zelda II
>>342065419
Overwatch
>>342065419
>mfw i actually enjoyed the sailing segments
literally the epitome of comfy
>>342065586
>30 minute opening of nothing
>then forced stealth
>then another half hour of mini games
>then the mandatory musical instrument gimmick
>>342065419
I am so glad that I did not fell for the WW meme.
childish piece of crap.
>>342065901
Hard to spend the time when the game slows down to 10 frames per second on 360 making each battle take like eleven minutes.
Not that you should be battling anything anyways from what I understand, apparently it punishes you for attempting the only redeeming quality of the game
What a sack of shit game
You're cunning, I'll award you that, but your intrepid and insipid diatribe on Wind Waker serves no greater purpose than to embarrass your curiosity.
>>342065586
Boring sailing
Dull combat
Dull dungeons
Dull bosses
Right now, for me, it's Fallout 4
Empty barren open world, with some enemies every once in a while. The gun play isn't even fun either.
Serious buyer's remorse.
>>342066074
>mfw I recently bought Assassin's Creed 4
>mfw playing the Great Sea theme while I'm sailing around pillaging ships
Maximum comfy
>>342065419
>He doesn't like sailing.
Fucking landlubber.
>>342066251
This is exactly how I felt with Fallout 3. I kept playing for a while because I was curious about what was out there, but I don't think I had any real fun at all.
>>342066151
Oh well yeah the 360 version is absolute garbage
PC's pretty good though
>>342065586
By far the worst mainline Zelda game, second worst overall.
>>342065586
The only people who say this are people who were kids when WW came out and think it's gods gift to mankind.
>>342065419
I'm emulating this, the amount of fun I'm having is unhealthy. This game ruins every future Zelda. The writing, artstyle, music, secrets,...
Perfect in every way.
>>342066601
You're out of your fucking mind if you honestly believe that. The only thing wrong with it is that the overworld traversal is slow and you spend about two hours looking for triforce pieces. It doesn't even have the worst overworld travel either, that goes to Spirit Tracks.
>>342066727
I want to say that you're wrong, but wind waker was one of the first games I ever played so I can't.
>>342066125
Yeah the beginning is pretty to most games anon, the stealth segment takes 20 minutes if you know where to go
Then you get to go to a charming island full of unique characters and side quests that feels alive. Then a dungeon, music thing is annoying in original version for sure.
>>342065419
The most unfun game I can think of is Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Whoever's idea it was to change the gameplay of that series into that shit deserves a special place in Hell.
>>342065730
One upped
Day Z is the epitome of "no fun allowed".
Both SA and Arma2 mod were both "99% boring, 1% crazy".
>>342067187
But he's easy with any character. He gives you so much time to heal and even in the final fourth of his life you can still just knock him out of attacks with Surges and he doesn't always block or instantly kill you with attacks like MF does.
Most competitive RTS games past beginner ranks. Often it's just rushing with basic units. You see the interesting high power units much more rarely.
>>342067369
Call me a casual but he was just too damn fast for me when I played. I felt like he didn't slow down at all. I'm lucky I beat him at all.
>>342065419
any turn based JRPG created before the release of the SNES
But The Great Sea theme is absolutely top tier.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VG6fWatK_k0
>>342065419
Worst Zelda game by far. It has to be a lot of people's fist Zelda game, I can't think of any other reason it gets so much unjustified praise.
>>342065419
You're going to love Elite Dangerous!
>>342067187
MF lvl 1 terra is so much harder and less fair it's not even a comparison. It's probably the hardest boss I've ever attempted.
>>342065419
I hate how much it wants to hold my fucking hand. If I play a song, don't play the same song back to me, waste of time. If I hit a switch and you show me what door it opens, cool, don't show it to me every fucking time. I hate the hook and how tedious it is to use and why the fuck is it a scene everytime? I want to like this game so bad but it won't let me!!
>>342067921
>I hate the hook and how tedious it is
They "fixed" it in WWHD. It's still a fucking chore to use.
>>342067601
>Worst Zelda game by far
Wrong, that's TP.All 3D Zeldas are overrated as fuck though.
>>342068101
It takes a whole two seconds. How is it a chore to use outside of aligning yourself in the general vicinity?
>>342068174my nigga
>>342067921
Everything in it that you're describing as tedious wasn't a problem if you were a kid with endless free time on your hands who could just immerse yourself in the game.
I can't even imagine playing this game as an adult with limited free time tho. It must be absolute hell.
Goddamn this game fucking sucked
>>342066074
I enjoyed the sailing because the overworld theme of WW is amazing. It has flaws though, when there's nothing to do with the boat, no rupee barrel thing and such.
>>342068174
Zelda communities think the opposite
>>342066601
What is the worst overall?
>>342068578
Hourglass
>>342065419
Assassin's Creed 3
>>342068553
Actually it's more accurate to say that they don't play the 2D Zeldas at all.
>>342065419
Drakengard
>>342068324
Those two seconds add up to a whole lot of time when you have to do it so frequently. It's just not fun to use. I get it, Link is a pirate yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr now fucking stop making me swing on shit all the time.
>>342068687
More like Drakengard is the only musou where this doesn't apply.
>>342068421
I recently got a GameCube and picked up WW and Thousand Year Door because of all the praise they got. I don't know if I can finish WW man. I totally can see how kid me would love it, but damn, the only time I had fun was the second dungeon and the onslaught after getting the Hero's Sword.
>>342065419
i got ya senpai
>>342068898
bait.jpg
>>342068894
Unless the HD version really fixed the fuck out of everything I'd say just skip it.
Thousand Year Door is great tho.
>>342065419
>>342066125
I feel like you could cut /v/'s blind hatred in half if there was like a crash course on picking out games that are suited to your tastes.
"I want to get right into the action with instant spectacle... think I'll grab a modern Zelda game."
>>342065419
Mass Effect, any David Cage game, most games where artism was the main focus instead of fun.
>>342069056
That's good to hear. I played the Mario & Luigi rpg for the GBA as a kid and loved it, hoping it surpasses that
>>342069135
>David Cage
>Game
Metroid: Other M
From beginning to end it was nothing but boring encounters, bland areas, and a completely forgettable story. Absolutely no reason to replay it, the art direction sucked and the motion controls made the game unplayable at times.
>>342069135
>tfw forcing friends to play thru indigo prophecy with me
It's so much fun introducing people to that hack just to watch them suffer.
>>342065419
>What are some games that let me experience the true antithesis of fun? I'm talking a black hole where fun and enjoyment do not exist.
DWARF FORTRESS
>>342069728
But anon, the story is the only thing people ever talk about
>He didn't like sailing on the great Sea with that amazing overworld theme playing in the background.
Comfiest fucking moment in vidya history. How does it feel to have such shit tastes, OP?
>>342066240
>dull bosses
Nigger Those bosses were great.
Farrons Keep in Dark Souls 3. Fuck that area
>>342069840
Yeah i don't know what he was talking about. It was super memorable in how cringy it was.
To this day I still remember that retarded "thumbs-down" she'd do as a contrived act of rebellion. I am still in disbelief.
>>342065419
op, if you are $100 serious,
not $98 serious
no $99 serious
not $99.99 serious
but if you are truly $100 serious
then i want you to look into the title "dear esther"
it's pretty much the worst thing ever
>>342069885
That was okay at times, it only got terrible when you had to find the triforce pieces.
It's why a lot of people, including me, dropped the game entirely. Who the fuck thought it was a great idea to completely bring the game to a halt with that type of scavenger hunt?
>>342066251
Explosive shotgun made it a lot more enjoyable for me. The game does feel hollow though. Like it could have been a lot better with some more development, the framework and potential was there.
Devil May Cry 2
It's almost soul-crushing even though its piss easy and over in about three hours
>>342069970
I hate all the praise this game gets. I wanted so badly to love it. It was just pure DaS1 masturbation and they threw out almost all traces of 2 to further jack off everyone that had problems with 2. Not to mention the unbalanced gameplay where SS's were all you needed. I accept any and all hate, I just thought it would have been better
>>342070127
Well, but, you see...you should have been running around and collecting maps and treasure anyways.
So what was the big deal, man??
>>342066989
I really liked the orginal Harry Potter game for PC.
>>342069970
Shieeet I tought games areas not full games. In that case this thing, literally gave me headaches
>>342070127
Misguided padding
They didn't want the game to be too short, so they forced some unfun shit on you
>>342068490
Im with you on this one. Every fucker I know said shit like "it's the best game ever". Game is so ugly and repetitive I couldn't take it. The worst part is when you have to deal with someone to convince them and they FUCKING STARE AT YOU. It's the creepiest thing I ever witnessed in a game. Also I tried to kill a deer, and it took literally 10 arrows to take him down, some in the head wtf.
>>342070242
Nobody praises it though. Everyone knows it's just more of the same and a lame way to end the series.
>>342070242
Tbh I didnt like it that much either. Somehow they fucked up the gameplay of Dark Souls 2 and copied almost every thing everything from Dark Souls 1, but a little more worse, not to mention it was a straight art copy from Bloodborne. I really wish the game could have been better because this is the last Souls game. Hopefully their new IP delivers
>>342070617
I guess I was referring back to when this board was flooded with threads about this game. Everyone was giving it near perfect scores, completely ignoring how it was just "let's put all of our best ideas into one game and do nothing new!" the game.
>>342070331
The deal is, I prefer top down zelda games to the 3d ones, I suppose.
I had to force myself through majora's mask and skyward sword. Twilight princess was alright and Ocarina of Time seemed okay.I'll go back to /vr/ now
>>342070359
Could not agree more. No idea how any enjoy dead island.
>>342070331
oh yah. Find all the treasure and rupees so you can pay an imp faggot gargantuan amounts of money so you can translate exactly 2 maps, then you get to sail and do it all over again! Such a fun and engaging experiences
>>342070686
We hope it is the last souls game
Skyward Sword is like that but 1000 times worse.
There was too much travelling in WW. I kind of get the feeling they added the sea gimmick to pad the game out.
Also finding the triforce shards was a real pain in my asshole. I can really speak from experience here, as I replayed it not a couple weeks ago on GameCube. It was not fun. I had to grit my teeth and slog through it to get it done.
Regardless I really like the game but it's far, far from perfect, and not close to the best Zelda title.
>Not liking WW
I mean you're free to have garbage opinions
>>342065419
Drakengard
>>342070873
I likebothequally.
And that's including all the terrible tutorials that people always complain about in the 3D zeldas.
>>342070203
mfw the helicopter fight
>>342071068
I stopped here. Since when is it so difficult to make fun boss fights in a DMC game.
>>342069802
This is correct. Still a great game and lots of FUN.
>>342071068
>Good music starts playing
>It's a shit boss fight
>>342069967
no they weren't
>>342071028
I cant like it cause of my fear of the ocean anon. I made it almost to the end once and my save got corrupted somehow. I cant be asked to push on when im shitting my pants.
>>342071504
It's just a bunch of blue polygons.
I've come to the conclusion that anyone who says Windwaker is their favorite Zelda wasn't alive to play Ocarina of Time or Link to the Past because there's no way someone could have such shit taste.
>>342072109
Not even alive to play Wind Waker when it first came out because they gave out OoT/Master Quest with it.