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wasn't a sequel for that game in the works?
>tfw artbook never
does anybody have a ;ink to the trailer for it that focused on the art design and concept art?
>wanna replay it
>no 360
RELEASE IT ON PC
PLEASE
how did this make it past anybodies desk
how
>>342044560
An far-seeing executive who knew one day this game would be the source of dank memes
I can't even remember if this game was actually good or not. Just know it was a blast as a kid sneaking into my friends' bases and nuking the shit out of them
Also the flame tank
>>342043116
This was actually a lot more fun than the GoW games it ripped off. Last boss's character design was absurd.
>>342044972
>mfw Satan's giant schlong swinging around during the fight
>went into hollywood video to rent this game
>ended up renting TESIV: Oblivion instead
I wonder if that decision changed my life
>>342043116
I really enjoyed it. Was the hate just because it was a GoW clone?
>>342043872
I forgot all about this game
>>342043116
The only things I know about this game is that it rips off GoW and that Big Dick Satan cucks you hard
RIP silicon knights
>>342044968
Dont remember the sp well but multiplayer was good, there was even a fan remake of it, but went to shit bcause of hackers, the gameplay was good though.
>>342044708
Apocalypse was pretty good 2bh
>>342045538
Was it a good GoW ripoff though?
Any anon know?
>>342045946
yes, first boss is a casual filter if you play on hard.
>>342043847
>Tfw if they did a pc release it would be on origin
>>342045946
I finished it multiple times, it had really good setting/design and fun combat. 9 Circles of hell, each circle based on a great sin and enemies/bosses designed around that sin. I love it
>>342046102
Who cares i'd just pirate it
>>342045946
it's decent. The combat is pretty broken. If you go straight Cross in the upgrade system, it's so OP you don't even need the scythe.
The art and designs are fucking phenomenal.
>>342043116
This was one of the few times where EA got both the game and the marketing campaign right. Pissing off reviewers with their antics was glorious.
>>342045381
This and DmC are prefect examples of trying too hard
>>342046403
didn't they pay a bunch of people to pretend to be christians protesting the game's release?
wrong way to start the thread, OP.
this is the official OP image
>>342046527
They did a lot of dumb stuff including mailing people brass knuckles (at least until the lawyers told them to stop), giving away gas for whatever reason, and generally trying to goad reviewers into committing a sin of some sort.
if you never played it, it was a mediocre Jurassic Park RTS where you stole dino eggs, hatched them, and then used them as soldiers to go kill hunters. I really liked it.
>>342044079
I actually wanted this game once.
>>342047110
I haven't Cold Stone in years, that sounds fucking delicious right now.
Came out last year
>>342043116
The game had a really bold inspiration, but ended up being so bland. It should be remade by another company.
>>342047307
It's fucking hilarious if you have a friend to play it with
>>342047563
caddy pls leave
>>342046527
> Trade in your PLAYstation for a PRAYstation!
every fucking time
>>342047814
i feel like there a was a moment during development when they rushed a deadline.
>>342048028
B-but it's fun to play now
>>342045381
this game could have worked way better with another name.
I still have this game and Pocket Bike Racer
Spanish fags should recognize this
>>342044708
what the hell, man.
apocalypse was an ok game.
>>342048423
I thought this was a thread for weird/why do they exist types of games, not bad ones.
>>342043116
We watched the trailer for this in my high school english class while we were reading The Divine Comedy.
>>342046308
Literally the only thing I remember about this game was that it looked great and was about some dude saving/avenging his girl in hell.
Renting this out with a buddy on friday night was awesome, I hope demon-ey religious games make a comeback.
BIG FLOPPY DEMON COCK
>>342046210
Nothing wrong with this
>>342046210
I remember enjoying the single player when it came out. Haven't played it since though.
>>342048379
The weirdest part about the Burger King games is that the original Xbox and Xbox 360 versions of the game are on the same disc, it just loads up the version for whichever console you put it in.
>>342043116
>tfw i never beat the game
I remember getting stuck at some part where i had to like destroy all the enemies in the room in one combo or something? the combo would either drop itself because it wouldnt count a hit or something.
I just stopped right there
>>342048549
oh, my bad.
>>342048389
>Spanish ants should recognize this
Arreglado.
>>342046232
Reused and reskinned way too many enemies and Anger, Treachery and Lake Cocytus were absolute shit levels. Rest of the game had pretty awesome art design.
>>342049146
Buen meme
>>342048894
I'm sorry but the combo never just "dropped itself" you're just complete shit.
>>342048389
Sadly yes.
>>342043246
hopefully not.
>>342043116
AIN'T NO SUNSHINE WHEN SHE'S GONE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1jD674yFl8
>>342043847
Emulate PSP version
>>342049953
no fuck you, I specifically remember everything hitting and that shouldve been my winning attempt, It did not go through.
The final nail in the coffin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Pt__CqMjRE&list=RD9Pt__CqMjRE
>>342046403
Don't forget about the anime movie with 7 different artists hired for it.
It had unintenionaly hilarious and also great badass segments.
>>342046976
WHO PRE-ORDERED THIS
>>342047814
To be fair, the only other possible adaptation was a literal walking-simulator.
Treachery was rushed, though.
>>342043116Steam Gem
>>342050794
I had no idea about the anime.
I saw one ore two of the Dead Space movies that were animated by four or five different studios and they were complete disasterpieces.
>>342048760
Not much right either.
>>342050946
Forgot pic
>>342043116
Would this game survive in today's industry?
>>342051358
fuck off
>>342051293
I got that game for a dollar, best deal I've ever gotten.
>>342051293
wow.
that cover alone would make me pick this game from the shelf.
i mean, to read what the game is about.
>>342051293
This game is actually really good. It's like God of War meets Uncharted.I watched every cutscene in its entirety
>>342045147
I liked it for $3.
>>342046210
I tried this thing 4 times because the concept was so cool, but I couldn't do it, I always dropped it on like 3rd level
>>342043116
>>342045946
I approached this game as both a lifelong gamer an a Dante enthusiast. The game was essentially released half-finished in order to beat out God of War 3, which came out the very next month. After a painfully low-quality intro sequence, the game starts out strong when you first enter Hell. As you progress, each circle gets emptier and more boring, in perfect order. Monsters like the Minotaur in Heresy or the Centaurs in Violence that could have made cool bosses or game elements appear as statues in the background. Fraud is the most egregious sin from this game. The eighth circle of Hell is arguably the most important in the poem. Dante and Virgil spend almost have of the poem there. All of the most iconic scenes from the Inferno take place in the eighth circle. In the game, the eighth circle is just an empty space. Malacoda, the most significant monster in the poem, appears as a boss, but he is the same as every other demon in the game except he is on fire. Compare this to the spectacular fight with Minos in Limbo near the beginning of the game. Then the final circle consists of nothing but an ice bridge.
It's obvious that this game was half-baked. As a result, it's legacy will be an example of how terrible video game marketing can be.
>>342047563
>tfw betty's dead
weird 2bh
>>342047447
It's on Steam too
Shame it's great Twitter account hot deleted
>>342051293
Fugg when we gonna get a sequel
I got this in the steam sale and it was pretty cool
I know people meme it, but it's better than a lot of games it imitates gameplay wise
>>342047110
>>342047342
The CEO of Cold Stone is now the governor of Arizona. Imagine that
>>342050389
I totally forgot about it
I was better off that way
>>342049960
Dante's inferno was great you faggot.
>>342052505
That's just really sad
>>342052516
Delete this
>>342054512
Not him but I think it's very medicore. It's not bad, but it's not good either.
EXCEPT in terms of visual design, which it fucking nails
see
>>342043764
Dante's Inferno was actually a ok game from what I remember.
>>342043116
Looking back, Dante's Inferno was a pretty good game actually. I remember that firing those light crosses felt satisfying as fuck.
>>342044079
That game is extremely okayish to good. Would recommend for 10 bucks or less.
Also has an upgrade-able swearing button that works like the taunts in DMC and lets you keep up your combo.
>>342043872
honestly one of the best FPS of last gen
![Dantes Inferno An Animated Epic (2010) [720p]_1.webm](https://i.imgur.com/bHWheH8.jpg "Dantes Inferno An Animated Epic (2010) [720p] 1")
They also released an anime movie based on the game. Worth checking out if you haven't seen it.
>>342054467
remember me was good
>>342055103
I can't say much as I've not tried it, but that sounds like it makes it the one legged man in an asskicking contest with everyone else having no legs.
>>342055657
Dante looks like a fuccboi
>>342056058
Yeah it's not mindblowing but its definitely solid. It was made by starbreeze so at least the shooting is better than most
>>342045381
>be a child and mom takes me into store to buy a game
>see this
>think it'll be some awesome robot game where i get to fight other robots and use bombs as a weapon
>buy it instantly
>get home
>put it in
>what the fuck
childhood was a horrible gaming experience for me
>>342055657
>anime based on a game based on a poem based on a book based on real life
can we go deeper?
Not that 2 was all that great but holy shit
>>342056459
>be a child
>during 7th gen
You have to be 18 or older to post here
>>342047110
>>342046538
I can believe nearly everything else in this thread.
But, in all seriousness, I ask you, /v/, what the fuck?
>>342056708
the graphics still hold up
the multiplayer was great i still have the limited steelbook edition case
>>342056967
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcqixlBxbT4
should've been a masterpiece
>>342056504
An anime based on a game based on a poem based on a book based on a video game based on a movie based on an anime based on a game based on a poem based on a book based on real life
>>342056848
nigger the game came out in 2006 and i was 11
>>342047921
>implying he's posting on here when he has to take care of his wifes kids
>>342056912
we´ll never know
Speaking of Dante's Inferno, how do we adapt a Bible story into a game and give it gameplay/combat without it being blasphemous?
>>342050371
>tfw me and my brother got free copies of this game with our DSes
It was pretty entertaining, actually.
>>342048389
ES UNA SENCILLA REGLA DE 3
>>342057795
biblical town sim a la banished?
I would love that
>>342057795
open wold stealth/adventure game where you play as a centurion who secretly tries to help christians during the height of christian persecution in rome
anyone remember that xbox game you got for ordering a whopper from bk a couple years back?
on a nintendo console nonetheless
>>342058610
>Bust a Nut Laughing!
That's one for the guess the game by the tagline threads.
>>342056615
I remember most of the levels in that game just feeling like generic COD shit
>middle east level
>neighborhood level
>airport level
Unlike FEAR 2 however, the guns weren't complete shit, so it had that going for it.
Would be legitimately surprised if even a single person has played this.
>>342059152
i've emulated it a long time ago
>>342059228
Sega CD version or the real version?
>>342059434
Sega CD
couldnt get the real version to work
>>342044708
I honestly though this was a game from a movie I haven't saw yet.
I was looking for this movie and I thought Armageddon was related to it.
Yes I was a child back then.
>>342056123
It's just that artist's rendition. 7 artists worked on it, and, IIRC, the last one looked bara as fuck.
>>342052516
It wasn't even that bad
![GB3E51[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/4WXeOaq.png "GB3E51[1]")
