>"Well Son of War, it looks like we really are The Last of Us"
Really Sony?
>>342002826
>normies now care for GoW
>muh relatable character
Why would you want to relate to a guy who can lift mountains and kill gods? I just want a nice story and a cool game what the fuck normies?
>>342002826
Imagine what could happen if DMC5 were exclusive to PS Neo.
God please no.
APOLOGIZE
>>342002996
>>342002970
>>342003091
>>342002826
>>342003264
t. Kaz
>GODS! DON'T YOU EVER TALK TO ME OR MY WIFE'S SON EVERY AGAIN!
What did they mean by this?
>>342002970
>beta cucks glad he suppresses his emotions
>these same cucks are too pussy to stand up for themselves when getting made fun of, so they are also suppressing their emotions
Holy shot kratos is no longer an Alpha who fucks anything that so much as has a pussy, he's a cuck who's raising another man's son. Just like me
If there's seriously no combos in this game I'm selling my PS4
Why is his son so damn pale?
Kratos is pale due to his first family being embedded into his skin, right?
Is family ash a genetic trait now?
>>342002996
I'm just hoping we get DmC 2 instead
Did this terrible meme start from /tv/?
>>342003527
>>342003567
>>342002826
why does the kid have some shit scars
>>342003673
>Exclusive to PS Neo
No problem then :^)
>>342002826
God damn I love gears of war
>>342003684
Yeah I think it started with Anthony "King Cuck" Burch.
Kratos literally had the sexuals with Alloy from Horizon
>When Cory Barlog was still in early discussions with Sony to work on a new God of War game, he went through a major personal transformation: he became a father to his wife's son. Barlog was the director of the second game in the series, but had moved on after leaving God of War III eight months into its development, working on projects like Tomb Raider and a Mad Max game. He had a few ideas about what to do with a new God of War, but it was only after having his wife's son that he was convinced that he had another story to tell in this universe.
>"I really wanted to make a game that I could play with my wife's son," he says. "Kratos was too much of a misogynist in the previous games."
>>342003934
>he became a father to his wife's son
The obvious story being that Kratos killed his new wife in a rage which is why he's trying so very hard to hold it back when dealing with his new son.
Yes it is going to be Kratos' biological son.
>>342003934
kek
Why is his kid white?
Kratos is black?
>>342002826
>"So we're some kind of Army of Two?"
What did he mean by this?
>>342003791
Since when is Anthony Burch /tv/ related?
>>342003934
>"I really wanted to make a game that I could play with my wife's son," he says. "Kratos was too much of a misogynist in the previous games."
What's wrong with Kratos being "misogynist"? It's a befitting attitude of his character and his time period.
Wouldn't it be better for his step son if he was exposed to such behaviour so that he can create his own opinions of Kratos and how he treats women? It doesn't seem right to hide children from or pretend such things don't exist.
>>342004916
Did you seriously believe that was real?
>>342005135
You really think someone would do that? Just go on the Internet and tell lies?
>>342004029
It's obviously a fake comment because it's too perfect. Of course idiots actually think he used those pol buzzwords
>>342004520
Kratos is a greek warrior.
He is very white
>>342003662
It's not his son.
>>342002826
His son looks like little putin
>>342004078
I think it's more likely that Kratos was the one that killed his parents.
>>342004916
>/v/ in charge of humor
Even so, the answer to your question is that it can contribute to a very one dimensional character.
>>342002826
The beard looks pretty dumb, he'd look perfect without it. Can you take it off?
>>342005918
He looks like a little Caesar.
Will this game even has combos?
>>342006441
I'm not seeing it.
>>342002826
>Well my Wife's Son of War, it looks like we really are The Last of Us"
Wow, great job Sony
>>342006968
It was a joke because Caesar is Putin
>>342002826
>"My wifes son, I am your God of War now"
They really stepped up their writing with this one.
>>342006968
lol crazybread is the only thing these guys did right
>>342003934
>after having his wife's son
You blew it there.
>>342007305
It was a joke because 'little Caesar' is a pizza mascot.
>Barlog's own personal transformation mirrors that of Kratos, the burly and angry protagonist of the series. While the new God of War initially appeared to be a reimagining of the series — it switches from Greek to Norse mythology, and is called God of War, and not God of War 4 — Barlog insists that it isn't. Instead, it follows the events of the previous games in the series, and builds off of them. "It's not a reboot," he says. "Kratos has entered a new phase in his life."
What is it with game developers having so many namemakes lately? The first God of War wasn't even that long ago.
>>342007635
>The first God of War wasn't even that long ago
anon..
>>342002826
>Missed out on Egypt, The Nile, crazy animal headed gods, and sun kissed ass and titties for more norse shit
I'm a little mad.
>>342002826
You fucking people wouldn't stop talking about last of us! You just wouldnt!
YOU. DID. THIS.
>>342007740
11 years is not that old. For fuck's sake, the two PS2 games even got HD ports on the PS3.
>>342002826
Don't you mean "Son of Skyrim"?
>>342005729
But the greeks weren't white
>>342002826
>turned a fun action game into boring cinematic bullshit
Did they learn nothing from the Order?
>>342007959
Norse is safe, well treaded territory.
>you see shepard, a spectre must live with the consequences of his actions. Each decision unleashing a spider web of 2nd and 3rd order effects, a mass effect if you will.
Goosebumps every time
>>342007959
Did Norse Mythology have Skyrim dragons in it? I don't remember.
>>342005729
>>342008187
Kratos is white because he's cursed with his family's ashes. He was much darker skinned at the beginning.
>>342007635
What has been will be again,
what has been done will be done again;
there is nothing new under the sun.
>No GoW where you fight baby eating Canaanite gods and accidentally turn YHWH into the omnipotent God of everything as he absorbs there powers.
DUDE LE CINEMATIC EXPERIENCES LMAO
>>342003684
It started with tumblr actually
>>342008313
I believe Wyverns are norse in origin, yes. Skyrim dragons breathed fire and didn't have poisonous tales, though. Hopefully they'll get it right this time.
>>342003684
>Did this terrible meme start from /tv/?
The answer to this question is always yes.
>>342008425
Can't wait to unlock Shouts.
>>342008187
The Greeks were white. They aren't white now thanks to the massive amount of slaves and immigrants that were in the Roman Empire before its collapse.
>>342002826
looks nothing like him
literally
>my wife's son
>>342002826
why does kratos wanna kill nordic gods? cause they killed her new wife?
It would be amusing if Kratos was actually bros with the Norse gods and the kid is actually his with one of them. He is playing with a Thor toy in the stuff already shown.
Otherwise what will this game be? Just more of the same? Will the boy be killed or kidnapped and Kratos thinks the gods are at fault for it, giving him an excuse to kill everything again? Because that's what I assume. So boring.
>>342008640
I thought the shift was due to the Turkish migration into Armenia and the eventual Ottoman conquest of Greece.
What was once a mosaic of people from all corners of the earth is now just an endless shade of brown. Lame.
>>342008425
Hopefully the game will have more focus on other norse mythological creatures like trolls and giants. The one thing that could save this from becoming another Skyrim is just focusing on the gods; there's a fucking ton of material that takes influence from norse folklore but precious little that handles the pantheon themselves.
I'm looking forwards to seeing Odin, Freja, Thor, Tyr, Baldur etc. get treated the same way GoW1-3 handled the greek pantheon.
>C.M. Punk will never quit fighting and star in a qt live action GoW flick
>he'll never do battle with gods while 'this fire burns' plays in the background
Phil, why do you deny us?
>>342007305
that's not putin
>>342008812
Calling it now, his son gets chosen as a gallows sacrifice to Odin.
>>342007635
after killing the nordic gods what's the next gods kratos will kill?
>>342008871
He takes the kid hunting and there is a light shining on him wherever he goes. He's probably Baldr or Ullr or something.
Loki is going to murder the kid, make Kratos think Odin or Thor did it, and everyone is going to die trying to protect the all father or Midgard's defender.
>>342008951
>Fuck Freya's brains out minigame
I'll take it.
WE SKYRIM NOW
>>342009351
You just know she's going to be a salty bitch just like Hera was in GoW3.
>>342009247
I'm hoping the Norse gods have employed Kratos to protect the kid, so Kratos can spend some time not being a baited retard. But that won't happen.
>>342009426
Well she did have to kill her husband after finding him shipwrecked and turned into a monster in the middle of fuck nowhere. I'd be salty too.
>God of War 4 ends up being American Gods: Kill 'em All edition
>>342009557
H's going to get played hard by Loki, because getting played by Loki is the cornerstone of all Norse mythology.
>>342002970
>now
GoW is one of the most "normie" franchises ever
>>342002826
Still not as bad as this.
>>342009665
It actually isn't, Loki did one or two clever things, one being the start of Ragnarok, which had to happen anyway. He spends the rest of the time fucking animals and being the god of fire.
>>342009181
If anything, I'm hoping for him to slaughter the Cthulhu Mythos next.
It'd be fucking fun to cut Cthulhu's head off and have a one on one confrontation with Nyarlethotep and shit
>>342002826
>implying they aren't going to kill kratos and have you play as the son. Probably have him take a fatal blow for his fuckup son.
I'm not as annoyed by the new direction as much as I'm annoyed by the assholes acting entitled to a God of War game, but they refuse to play the previous games in the series. Now there are people saying it's their turn or some other bullshit.
That logic just pisses me off and I can't tell if those people are joking or if they are just assholes for real.
I also think that Kratos was a fun character with an over the top hyperbole personality. It's like trying to fix Daffy Duck with a character development story arc.
>>342011005
Fixed.
>>342011268
Nah, the original has Kratos nailed to a T.
>>342011569
Kratos did nothing wrong.
>>342011268
Looks like he's pissed because his wife made him go buy olives and he's a beta faggot
>>342010261
I don't think Loki was ever a god. He is just some guy Odin met while being a prisoner in Muspelheim and decided to being him home like a hobo pet.
>>342011664
What about that killing of his family and ruining everything?
>>342002826
>son of war
>not son of wife
come on OP
>>342011808
Even if you are an ignorant fuck, it's literally the first sentence in Wikipedia.
"In Norse mythology, Loki (/ˈlɒkJ/) Anglicized (/ˈloʊki/), Loptr, or Hveðrungr is a god or jötunn (or both)."
I like how the kid has the beginnings of the red eye scar/affliction.
>>342011808
Given that his suffering causes earthquakes and he can transform into different creatures on whim, you're wrong.
>>342011898
>God makes you kill your family
>Not getting revenge
Nothing wrong.
>people forgetting he was a dad before
>>342012416
So his solution is to kill more of his family by murdering his father and a bunch of half-brothers.
>>342012759
That's literally the entire point of his character, specifically his character design, story, and games themsevles.
I think it's just PCucks shitposting again because they never played TLoU nor GoW and see GoW PS4 and just want to shitpost.
>>342003662
>Why is his son so damn pale?
no sun, it's probably eternally winter
>>342012053
>>342012274
His nature is never made clear, but Loki is probably a Jotun and not originally an Aesir.
>>342002826
How does it make you guys feel that there will never be anymore sex minigames thanks to all the new SJW's that have infested gaming?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mMOnyyquEY
>>342013745
>I think it's just PCucks shitposting again because they never played TLoU nor GoW and see GoW PS4 and just want to shitpost.
How retarded and paranoid do you have to be to believe that?
>"surely no one who buys my consoles and plays my games can be retarded, it's someone else entirely! "
You're beating No True Scotsman so hard they should redefine the definition around you.
>>342012416
He got his revenge and then he just wouldn't stop being a rampaging asshole that stomped down cities. Zeus was not wrong when he was trying to put Kratos down.
>>342003091
didn't this never come out though? i thought they cancelled it
>>342014072
Wots is a better game anyway
>>342003091
>multiplayer focused god of war
no that was shit
>>342014096
...wanna try that post again without spewing shit like a retard PCuck?
Notice how you're the only PCuck here raging at my post calling PCucks out? Otherwise you wouldn't have responded at all, you just justified my post, thanks kiddo.
>>342009247
>there is a light shining on him wherever he goes.
No, there isn't.
The forest looked brighter when he walked past because the snow melted and everything became Autumn-y possibly because of the stag being Eikþyrnir.
>>342009028
Criss, pourquoi y'a quelqu'un qui post le tabarnak de premier ministre du Canada sur un forum de tressage de ceinture fléchée?
>>342014510
It wasn't MP focused, it has MP but still.
At least it had the goo naked chicks.
>>342002826
This is the dumbest fucking meme, and it angers me so much there's no way to reliably block it on the main page. It's up there with the multiple permutations on REEEE for me.
>>342009950
Except normies hated it because "muh edge protag". Uncharted is normie shit
>tfw your mom's husband who is wearing the ashes of his ex-wife and your step-sister tells you he's hungry in a menacing way after she goes to work
>>342016192
>Sonyfags: Kratos
>PCucks: His Norse son
>Food: Exclusive games
>>342002970
Normies always cared about God of War, you have no idea, for years i've been hearing people unironically say GoW is the best game ever
>>342008871
Most likely the boy is Ullr that Kratos had with Sif who is Thor's wife. Thor probably isn't too pleased with that and is sending shit to kill him and Kratos. Kratos is probably trying to ignore them because muh change of heart and is just trying to hunt deer with his son and live life but ar the end of the trailer a dragon comes from the sky in flashes of thunder to attack them so.
>>342017121
You wouldn't say it's one of the best?
So anyone up to deciphering/finding all those "easter eggs" in the trailer?
What is Dautnamunni? What is that creature flying in 6:47? What about that lurking ghost in 3:32? Runes on the boys hand & house entrance? Glowing antlers? What does that troll say? Is there something specific about the carvings on Kratos's axe? Jörmungandr/big fucking snake? Of course some of these are hardly an easter egg, but interesting nonetheless.
What else, guys?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ_GCPaKywg
Why do incels like to call normies beta cucks? Aren't they more sexually desirable than incels by definition?
>You will never be raised by Kratos and become an Alpha sex machine.
>>342008672
>t. Someone who doesn't know how genetics work
>>342014793
>any reference to french canadian stuff
>LOLOLOL I'M SWEARING I'M SWEARING IT'S OUR THING LOLOOL XDDD
>>342019548
>What is Dautnamunni?
Munni in old norse means opening or mouth so im guessing it's a type of cave?
>Runes on the boys hand & house entrance?
His shooting arm has various runes meaning luck/strength/good aim etc. The house's says something about travellers.
>Glowing antlers?
It's probably the great stag of Valhalla or one of the 4 deer of the world tree that represent seasons.
>What does that troll say?
something something valhalla
Also the boy is wearing Kratos's old clothes as a belt if that's an easter egg.
>>342012416
He didn't have a problem murdering that other family.
>>342017121
I knew some guy named Chad who never played video games unless it was God of War.
