ALRIGHT MAGGOTS, YOU HAVE 60 SECONDS TO TELL ME THE LAST GAME YOU HAVE FULLY COMPLETED, FROM START TO FINISH. AND YOU ARE TO DO IT IN CAPS LOCK AND REFER TO ME AS "SIR". YOU GOT THAT MAGGOTS?!
SIR, TOMB RAIDER LEGEND, SIR
>>341984931
SIR SHADOWRUN HONG KONG SIR
SIR, PAPER MARIO FOR THE N64, SIR
SIR, I DON'T PLAY VIDEO GAMES, SIR
SIR, GRIM DAWN SIR
cough
SIR, VIDEO GAMES ARE FOR FAGGOTS, SIR
SIR, BLOODBORNE, SIR
SIR I NEVER FULLY COMPLETED ANY GAMES SIR
SIR, DRAGON QUEST VI, SIR
I just want to go home
SIR, CHRONO TRIGGER, SIR
SIR, ARMA 3 SINGLEPLAYER, SIR
SIR, I 100%'D BATMAN ARKHAM ASYLUM, INCLUDING ALL THE STEAM ACHIEVEMENTS, SIR!
>>341984931
sneeze
Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?
>>341985103
YOU TELLING ME YOU DON'T PLAYGAMES MAGGOT, THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE
Im a retard :D
>>341984931
Yes
SIR THE WORLD ENDS WITH YOU SIR
>>341984931
no. fuck you dicklord.
SIR, THE BOUNCER, SIR!
A LOT OF PEOPLE COMPLAIN ABOUT THE LENGTH BUT NOBODY MENTIONS HOW COOL THE MULTIPLAYER IS, SIR!
DARK SOULS 3, SIR
SIR, UNCHARTED 4, SIR!!!
SIR MY BACKLOG IS TOO BIG I CAN'T FINISH ANY OF THE GAMES I HAVE BECAUSE I HAVE TOO MANY SIR
>>341984931
SIR, ORI AND THE BLIND FOREST, SIR
SIR, THE WITCHER 3, SIR
>>341984931
I COMPLETED SPEC OPS: THE LINE, SIR.
AND I CHOSE THE TRUE SOLDIER'S ENDING, SIR.
GOD BLESS THESE UNITED STATES.
SIR, CALL OF JUAREZ GUNSLINGER, SIR.
SIR, UPLINK, SIR!
>>341985427
Which ending is that? The one where you drive home in the humvee or welcome to dubai? Or the one that ends at the top of dubai tower?
>>341985260
WHO SAID THAT
WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT
SIR, DRAGON'S DOGMA THE DARK ARISEN, SIR! I TOOK THE FRIDAY RELEASE DATE OFF FROM WORK WHEN IT WAS RELEASED ON STEAM, I 100%'D THE ACHIEVEMENTS, EVERY WEAPON AND PIECE OF ARMOR, SIR!
>>341984931
This, sir >>341985423
>>341985523
WHICH ONE OF YOU TWINKLE TOE MOTHER FUCKERS JUST SIGNED HIS OWN DEATH WARRANT?!?
>>341985520I was joking about being a true soldier. I was so confused and conflicted that I chose to kill the American soldiers of the convoy that came to rescue me. I felt horrible.
SIR, PORTAL 2, SIR
>>341984931
SIR, DANGANRONPA, SIR
>>341984931
SIR, STAR WARS: REPUBLIC COMMANDO SIR!
AFTET HEARING ABOUT IT FOR YEARS, I DECIDED TO TRY IT. IT WAS ENJOYABLE, SIR!
SIR, I COMPLETED MY SECOND PLAYTHROUGH OF NEW DOOM, SIR
SIR, XCOM UFO DEFENSE, SIR
>>341984931
SIR, POKEMON LEAF GREEN, SIR
SIR, FALLOUT 2, SIR
>>341985652
That ending is called welcome to dubai, because you welcome that squad to the clusterfuck.
You can follow the orders of the squad leader who finds you, then you get to go home and get help.
>>341984931
SIR DARK SOULS 3 SIR
>>341984931
SIR, DARK SOULS 2, SIR
>>341984931
SIR, FINAL FANTASY IV, SIR
>>341985635
Who’s the slimy little communist shit twinkle toed cock-sucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?
SIR DOOM AT NIGHTMARE DIFFICULTY, SIR!
SIR, SENRAN KENGURA: ESTIVUS FESTIVAL SIR!
SIR, ACE COMBAT X, SIR
>>341984931
SIR, FIRE EMBLEM CONQUEST, SIR!
>>341984931
SIR, DARK SOULS, SIR
SIR, UNCHARTED 3, SIR
>>341984931
>Anonymous
SIR SHOVEL KNIGHT SIR!
SIR, HALO 3 SIR!
>>341984931
SIR, RAN ROUTE IN SENGOKU RANCE WITH A SCORE OF 71, SIR!
>>341984931
SIR, MASS EFFECT 1, SIR. IT WAS THAT TIME OF THE YEAR, SIR.
SIR, APOLLO JUSTICE, SIR!
>>341984931
SIR, FIRE EMBLEM FATES, SIR
>>341984931
SIR, BLOODBORNE, SIR
SIR YES SIR
THE LAST GAME I COMPLETED FROM START TO FINISH WAS SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI IV LAST WEEK. I ACHIEVED THE LAW ENDING. I WAS GENERALLY SATISFIED WITH HOW IT ENDED. I WAS THINKING ABOUT TRYING FOR THE NEUTRAL ENDING BUT THAT SEEMS LIKE A HASSLE.
SIR, BUNNY BLACK 2, SIR
SIR OKAMI SIR
SIR MAX PAYNE DREI SIR!
>>341986242
I DIDN'T ASK FOR DETAILS, MAGGOT! NOW GET ON THE GROUND AND GIVE ME 1000 PUSH-UPS!
I played and enjoyed Mass Effect 3
SIR, POKEMON MYSTERY DUNGEON, SIR
>>341986330
Sorry sir but I can only do 5 max..
>>341984931
SIR, RHYTHM HEAVEN MEGAMIX SIR!
UNLESS YOU MEAN 100% THEN I ACTUALLY HAVE NO CLUE SIR!
SIR DYING LIGHT, IT SUCKED SIR
>>341986330
YOU FALSEFLAGGING COMMIE BASTARD! I'M THE OP HERE, YOU DROP AND GIVE ME 10000 PUSH UPS!
SIR, ALAN WAKE, SIR
Fuck you faggot ass bitch. I do what I want
SIR, SPLATOON, SIR
>>341984931
YOU'RE A BIG GUY
>>341984931
SIR, DOTA 2, SIR
>>341984931
SIR, KIRBY PLANET ROBOBOT, SIR!
>>341984931
SIR, EARTH DEFENSE FORCE 4.1, SIR
EDF EDF EDF
>>341984931
SIR TRAILS IN THE SKY 2 SIR
>>341984931
SIR, BLOODBORNE, SIR
SIR, DESERT BUS, SIR!
SIR, TO THE MOON, SIR!
>>341984931
SIR, UNDERTALE, SIR.
SIR, YOUR SISTER LAST NIGHT, SIR.
SHE ONLY LASTED 3 ROUNDS, SIR.
>>341984931
SIR, DARK SOULS 3, SIR!
NIER, ALL ENDINGS SIR
A NUZLOCKE OF POKEMON FIRE RED SIR!
SIR, I NEVER FULLY CUMPLETED ANY GAME, SIR
>>341987915
You can completemy game.
XENOGEARS SIR!
I WANT MY 100 HOURS BACK SIR!
>>341984931
SIR ALIEN VS PREDATOR (1999) SIR
SIR, FIRE EMBLEM FATES BIRTHRIGHT, SIR
>>341986529
YOU MOTHERFUCKER JOKES ON YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!! I'M THE TRUE REAL OP, YOU AND YOUUUU GIVE ME 10001PUSH UPS! NOW!!
SIR FINAL FANTASY 12 FOR THE 3RD TIME SIR
uuuUUUHH.... gta v, sir
I haven't completed a video game in 3 years
LIFE IS STRANGE, SIR!
Sir..?
SIR, KIRBY SUPER STAR ULTRA, SIR
SIR, WARIO LAND 4, SIR
>>341984931
FINAL FANTASY 4 ON THE DS, SIR!
>>341984931
SIR, DRAGON BALL XENOVERSE, SIR
GRAVITY RUSH REMASTERED, SIR
>>341984931
SIR, DARK SOULS, SIR
I'M A BIT LATE, SIR, BUT I COMPLETED MY FIRST GAME OF CIV V YESTERDAY, SIR
Is that You, John Wayne?
>>341984931
SIR THE CORRECT TERM TO CALL YOU IS GUNNY, SIR
SIR SPEC OPS: THE LINE SIR
SIR, MOUNT AND BLADE, SIR!
SIR, RESIDENT EVIL 4, SIR
SIR, LEGEND OF ZELDA TWILIGHT PRINCESS, SIR
SIR, DRAGON'S DOGMA, SIR
SIR, FALLOUT 4, SIR! AD VICTORIAM!
>>341984931
SOURCENEXT RE2, SIR
SIR, DARK SOULS 3, SIR
CURRENTLY RUNNING EVERY KIND OF CHARACTER THROUGH IT AGAIN, INCLUDING SL1 AND FAT PUGILIST, SIR
SIR I DONT PLAY VIDEO GAMES SIR
SIR, WITCHER 3, SIR
>>341984931
WORLD OF WARCRAFT? SIR?
SIR, WITCHER 3, SIR
SIR, WARHAMMER 40K: SPACE MARINE, SIR
>>341984931
SIR, PIC RELATED, SIR
Shut up idiot I whatever I want oh and snake eater
SIR, PARASITE EVE, SIR
SIR, THE PRIVATE WISHES TO INFORM YOU HE'S ALSO COMPLETED THE CHRYSLER BUILDING, SIR
SIR, RYSE SON OF ROME, SIR!
>>341984931
SIR, BY "START TO FINISH", DO YOU MEAN JUST DOING WHAT'S NECESSARY TO BEAT THE GAME, OR DO YOU MEAN 100% COMPLETION, SIR?
SIR, DEVIL MAY CRY 3, SIR
SIR, DARK SOULS, SIR
ALSO I STARTED SALT AND SANCTUARY BUT I BURNED OUT AFTER THE PIRATE BOSS BUT I PROMISE I'LL GO BACK NEXT WEEK AND POLISH THAT OFF AS WELL, THEN CONTINUE ONTO MY BACKLOG, SIR
>>341984931
SIR, WOLFENSTEIN THE NEW ORDER ON PC. SIR.
SIR, THE MISADVENTURES OF TRON BONNE, SIR
Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?
ARKHAM ASYLUM, SIR!
SIR, I NEVER CAN PUSH MYSELF TO ACTUALLY COMPLETE ANY GAME, SIR!
>>341997343
WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION?!
SIR, INFAMOUS 2 SIR!
SIR, I DON'T LIKE THE CHANGES THEY MADE TO THE DESIGNS OF THE CARACTHERS, SIR!
SIR, HOTLINE MIAMI 2, SIR!
SIR DARK SOULS 3 SIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK YOU SIR!!!!!!!!!
SIR, CALL OF JUAREZ GUNSLINGER, SIR
A new playthrough of MGR:R. Took me 4 hours and it was really fun.
I tried Jetstream Sam DLC straight after and it's a load of ass. Sam is a major fucking poosy whose style sucks dog dick
>>341984931
SIR, RISEN, SIR
SIR, DIGIMON CYBER SLEUTH, SIR
>>341984931
CRRRRRRRRYYYSIISSSS SIRRRRRR
>>341984931
SIR, MONSTER HUNTER 3U, SIR
I FINISHED ALL THE QUESTS JUST ON FRIDAY, SIR, BUT IF BY 'COMPLETED' YOU MEANT JUST BEAT G-RANK THEN I SUPPOSE THAT DOESN'T COUNT SINCE I DID THAT A WHILE AGO
IN THAT CASE, DEVIL MAY CRY, SIR
SIR, METAL GEAR SOLID, SIR
SIR, HALF-LIFE 2 EPISODE 2, SIR!
>>341984931
SIR, THE LAST GAME I FULLY COMPLETED WAS BLOODBORNE, SIR!
SIR, GTA SA, SIR
>>341999386
SNAKE, I TOLD YOU I'M NOT A COLONEL
HALO 5 SIR
>>341984931
SIR, FAR CRY PRIMAL, SIR.
SIR, INFAMOUS 2, SIR
THAT IS TO SAY, 100%
IT WAS A GAME OF DUNGEON CRAWL STONE SOUP, SIR.
I ACTUALLY MANAGED TO WIN, SIR!
SIR, THE ORIGINAL TOMB RAIDER ON PS1 TO COMMEMORATE 20 YEARS OF AWESOME, SIR!
>>341984931
SIR THE NEW DOOM GAME SIR
VISUALS WERE EXCELLENT SIR
GAMEPLAY WAS FUN AND VERY SKILL ORIENTED SIR
NOT A SINGLE HITSCAN WEAPON IN THE SINGLEPLAYER SIR
WEAPONS WERE VARIED AND FUN SIR
TRIED THE MULTIPLAYER SIR, IT WAS AWFUL SIR
>>341984931
SIR, TALE OF WUXIA WITH YAKSHA ENDING, SIR
>>341984931
AYE SIR, ASSASSINS CREED 4 SIR
SIRsuck my cockSIR
>>341986607
How does one complete Splatoon?
>>341984931
dark souls with cheats
>>341984931
SIR, DARK SOULS 3, SIR
SIR, I ALSO TRIED COMPLETING THE RESIDENT EVIL 7 DEMO, BUT I'M NOT SURE IF I TRULY FINISHED IT, SIR
I DID FOLLOW ANDRE THOUGH, SIR
>>341985417
BULLSHEIT. YOU wILL FINISH THOSE GAMES AND REPORT BACK TO ME. THAT. IS. AN. ORDER.
Dark Souls 3. its pretty easy to remember because its the only game i beat this year.
>>342002651
WHAT'S THAT? I THOUGHT I HEARD THE VOICE OF A LITTLE BITCH, BUT IT MUST'VE BEEN MY IMAGINATION
SIR, JOURNEY!
>>341984931
SIR, SHADOW WARRIOR, SIR
Get a fucking load of this.
All I see is a bunch of FUCKIN' fruits.
SIR, BASTION, SIR!
>>341984931
SIR I'M NOT A MAGGOT SIR
SIR, DRAGON QUEST IV, SIR
SIR, CASTLEVANIA ARIA OF SORROW, SIR
>>342003745
BASTION?
ONLY STEERS AND QUEERS PLAY NANCY GAMES LIKE BASTION
DO YOU SUCK DICK?
>>342003745
> Last game fully completed
> Overwatch
I never thought Overwatch players could be this much retard.
SIR FALLOUT NEW VEGAS WITH MODS SIR
>>342004867
>>341984931
BALDUR'S GATE ENHANCED EDITION SIR
>>342004867
OH LOOKS WE'VE GOT A COMEDIEN.
YOU'RE THE TYPE OF PERSON WHO'D FUCK SOMEBODY IN THE ASS AND NOT HAVE THE GOD DAMN COURTSEY TO GIVE HIM A REACH AROUND
I'LL BE WATCHING YOU
SIR DARK SOULS 3 SIR
SIR DIVINE CYBERMANCY SIR!
ALL 3 PS1 CRASH GAMES, SIR
>>341984931
SIR, GAME OF THRONES BY ATLUS, SIR
SIR WHAT WERE YOU ABOUT TO CALL ME AN ASSHOLE
SIR, DARK SOULS 3, SIR
>>342004867
>being this far up your own ass
>>341984931
SIR, TWILIGHT PRINCESS HD, SIR
>>341984931
CYBER SLEUTH, SIR
SIR, UNCHARTED 4,SIR
>>341984931
SIR, RESIDENT EVIL VII DEMO SIR!
REALLY REMINDED ME OF P.T. AND I'M GLAD TO SEE RE IS GOING BACK TO IT'S SURVIVAL HORROR ROOTS SIR!
ALSO MAKES ME SAD THAT WE'LL NEVER SEE SILENT HILLS SIR!
>>341984931
SIR, KINGDOM HEARTS 1.5 FINAL MIX, SIR
DRAGON'S DOGMA SIR
>>341984931
SIR, IT WAS DOOM SIR
>>341984931
SIR, DARK SOULS 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO, ALL IN ONE SITTING WITH NO DEATHS, SIR!
>>341985268
SIR, I WAS LED TO BELIEVE NO ONE IN /V/ PLAYED VIDEOGAMES SIR
SIR, OVERWATCH SIR!
FINALLY GOT GOOD WITH GENJI AND SLICIN' NIGGAS UP SIR!
HE TAKES SOME TIME TO GET GOOD WITH BUT WHEN YOU DO GENJI SERIOUSLY FUCKS SHIT UP SIR!
ALSO TRACER HAS AN AMAZING ASS SIR!
Sly Cooper 1, SIR!
DS3 SIRjelly donut
SIR, PLEASE DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING, SIR!
SIR, CASTLEVANIA ARIA OF SORROW SIR!
>>341984931
SIR NEW VEGAS, SIR!
SIR, DARK SOULS 3 SIR.
>>342004867
>>342005230
WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE? A FUCKING COMEDIAN! PRIVATE JOKER! YOU'RE THE KINDA GUY THAT WOULD GET FUCKED IN THE ASS BY A BLUE PERSON AND NOT EVEN HAVE THE BALLS TO ASK FOR A GOD DAMN REACH AROUND. I'LL BE WATCHING YOU!
SIR, BRAVELY SECOND, SIR!
SIR, SHANTAE RISKY'S REVENGE SIR!
SIR, IT WASN'T THAT GOOD, I HOPE THE OTHER SHANTAE GAMES ARE BETTER SIR!
>>341985272
YOU'RE SO RETARDED YOU CAN BE A MODERN ART MASTERPIECE!
>>341984931
Do.. Dota 2 ss..irr
/wimpers.
Civilization V on Immortal. In March. It sure sucks having a life~
>>341984931
SIR, EYE DIVINE CYBERMANCY SIR
SIR, DARK SOULS THREE SIR
>>341984931
KIRBY PLANET ROBOBOT SIR
>>341984931
SIR, GRAND THEFT AUTO SAN ANDREAS SIR
SIR DEUS EX HUMAN REVOLUTIONS SIR ALL THE ENDINGS
SIR FIRE EMBLEM FATES SIR
>>341984931
SIR KIRBY PLANET ROBOBOT SIR
>>341984931
SIR, I COMPLETED MARIO SUNSHINE SIR!
SIR, METAL GEAR RISING: REVENGEANCE, SIR
>>342008063
I CAN INDEED TELL YOU THAT SHANTAE AND THE PIRATE'S CURSE IS FANTASTIC
SIR POKEMON ALPHA SAPPHIRE SIR
I LIKED HURTING OTHER PEOPLE AND THEN I GOT A GRIP AND THEN EVERYBODY GOT NUKED. SOME OTHER STUFF HAPPENED IN BETWEEN.
THE END.
>>341984931
SIR, LORDS OF THE FALLEN, SIR
IT WAS PASSABLY MEDIOCRE, SIR
>>341984931
SIR, DARK SOULS 3 SIR
>>341984931
SIR I CAN'T REMEMBER CUZ NO GOOD GAEMZ SIR
DEUS EX HUMAN REVOLUTION SIR! IT'S QUITE FUN BLASTING THROUGH IT ON NG+ AFTER I HAD ALREADY GOTTEN EVERY ACHIEVEMENT.
SIR, DISHONORED, SIR
>>341984931
CHRONO TRIGGER SIR!
SIR, TONY HAWK'S PRO SKATER 4 SIR!
>>342004849
SIR, I THOUGHT IT WAS EASY EVEN WITH ALL SHRINES ACTIVATED, SIR. I JUST HAD TO FINISH A SHORT BACKLOG, SIR!
>>341984931
SIR, GRAND THEFT AUTO 5, SIR
SIR, POKEMON MYSTERY DUNGEON GATES TO INFINITY, SIR!
[Tad long of a tile..]
>>342004867
The fuck are you talking about?
SHADOW OF THE COLOSSUS, SIR!
>sir
But he's not an Officer, he's an NCO, therefore he should be referred to by his rank, not as Sir.
SIR, CRASH BANDICOOT 2 FOR THE ORIGINAL PLAYSTATION, SIR!
SIR, I'D LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT I ACQUIRED EVERY CRYSTAL AND GEM WITHOUT USING ANY FORM OF GLITCH OR CHEAT OR SHORTCUT, SIR!
SIR, SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI, SIR!
>>341984931
>>341984931
SIR, HALF-LIFE 2 EPISODE 2, SIR!
The witcher 3
>>341984931
SIR, XCOM2 SIR
>>341984931
SIR, FIRE EMBLEM FATES: BIRTHRIGHT, SIR!
I MASTURBATED TO CLIMAX WATCHING UNFORGIVABLE JAPANESE DRAWINGS SIR! PLEASE FORGIVE ME SIR, BUT I HAVEN'T PLAYED LET ALONE FINISHED A VIDEO GAME IN SEVERAL YEARS SIR!
>>341984931
SIR WITCHER 3 PLUS BOTH EXPANSIONS SIR
TITAN SOULS, MANY TIMES, SIR
i finished serious sam HD first encounter half an hour ago
>>341984931
SIR, BLOODBORNE AND ITS DLC, SIR
SIR, HOTLINE MIAMI, SIR
SIR THE BINDING OF ISAAC: AFTERBIRTH, SIR
Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?
SIR YOUR MUMS PUSSY GAME SIR
>>341984931
SIR, LEGO BATMAN 2: DC SUPERHEROES, SIR!
>>341984931
SIR, ACE ATTORNEY TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS, SIR
I WISH I COULD STRANGLE DAHLIA TO DAHLIA TO DEAD, SIR
GOD, SHE'S SUCH A BITCH, SIR
>>341984931
>sir
You fucked it up.
SIR, THE WITCHER: ENHANCED EDITION, SIR
SIR, SINGULARITY, SIR
>>341984931
SIR, BLOODBORNE, SIR
Rhythm Heaven sir.
