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So, GOTY?
>no gameplay
>>341982872
But nigga, the title is an ass joke, what more do you need?
>game of the year is a tv show
i'm ok with that
>>341982872
are you retarded lad
>>341982980
Fucking this
>game with jokes in
>GOTY
Comedies never win awards, whether its film, tv or vidya. Sneaking coon into a game in 2016 is pretty GOAT though
I am hyped for:
Crab people.
PC Director.
Barbra streisand.
Moses.
Also Gore returns.
Happy animals of the forest.
>>341982872
Dude there is gameplay
>comes with SoT
When did Ubisoft get good?
>>341982658
>South Park: Booty Blasted
Why are they stealing our epic memes?
>>341983136
>60 bucks + Season pass
>uPlay
LoL no
>>341983136
Do you think you're actually getting that any time soon?
>>341982980
Not only is it an ass joke, it's a butthurt joke. That's basically all you need.
>>341983136
>>comes with SoT
But you don't get that until december
it's not even out and it has dated references
>>341983121
SoT won a Golden Dorito for best performance.
>>341983237
>pre-order for towelie
what does that even mean
How is it an ass joke? Someone spell it out
>>341983406
420 blaze it bro!But seriously, it's like the summons from the first game.
>>341982658
>kid goes to tell his mommy he wants this game
>is rather naive as all children are
>just flat out says "Mom, can you get me the fractured butthole PLEASE"
well done weed bros
>>341982872
Watch the interview they did before the trailer.
>>341983470
fractured butt-hole
>>341983130
A fight against mecha Barbra Streisand would be pretty kick ass.
>>341983474
even for a pre-order bonus that's retarded
hopefully the game is more difficult this time literally no reason for summons in the first game
>>341983598
It's Ubisoft, they've got to get those precious pre-orders, the bonuses are always shit, but it works on retards.
>>341982658
>Based on the worst SP story arc
Nope.
>>341983763
what arc, the coon and friends?
>>341983763
>worst SP story arc
kys
>>341983839
>>341983831
Coon and friends was shit. SHIT.
>>341983904
you're mum a shit
wait you get stick of truth if you pre order?
>>341983975
Yeah but for some fucking reason you don't get to play it until fractured butthole comes out.
>>341982658
all I want is a harder game. Hardcore was a joke
Stick of Truth was honestly enough, as far as South Park references go.
>>341983904
Coon and Friends was the arc that let Kenny finally be a real character for once, that alone is enough to make me happy. Besides that, it actually had good production value for a South Park episode.
>No Steam keys available for pre-order yet
Fuck Uplay
>>341984046
It's almost like they don't want you to cancel your pre-order or something
>>341983904
WE'RE SORRY
>>341984127
kenny was never supposed to be a real character though
>>341982658
The fact that they had to use a racist name like the "Coon" means that nobody with a sane mind would even play this trash of a game.
>>341984252
lel you baited me
>>341984235
I know, but the show was also never meant to last for more than a season.
>>341984252
kek, thanks for the laugh famalam
>>341984309
citation needed
>Same length as the first game, but actually difficult this time.
>About as long as an RPG should be this time, but still just as 'even hardcore is effortless' easy.
If you could only pick one, which would you pick?
>>341984398
Long obviously, difficulty would be a nice bonus but i played the first game just for the story
>>341984398
Latter, they will probably still have fuckers like Al Gore to fuck you up
>>341984368
Nigga, Comedy Central was nothing before South Park, they weren't in a position to hand out multi season contracts. They took a risk, it paid off, and South Park put the station on the map.
So what would the next game be about and the gameplay has to be different cause the turn based RPG shit gets repetitive and boring, surprised they kept that for a superhero game of all things
>>341984252
I know man. Me and the rest of my hood will boycott this racist shit.
It's 2016 black lives matter
>>341984398
Second because I can intentionally gimp myself
>>341984398
>less content
>more content
gee
>>341984586
>turn based RPG shit gets repetitive and boring
loser
>>341984573
Al gore was easy
Just stack bleed
>>341984398
How is this even a choice? The one with more content and being easy of course
they just need to balance the classes a little bit better, assassin was way better than rest
>>341984726
It's true though, I don't hate it but still
>>341984586
Well, you can move around a grid during battles now, not that I would mind the old system.
i don't like the changed combat system, hopefully there's gonna be an added twist to it, and not just a standard strategy rpg
>>341985120
as long as you can just wipe everything with summons or with your partners specials it doesn't make a difference if you can move around a grid or not
>>341982658
That's just like /v/ to call GOTY a game it didnt even start to play
>>341984398
Bottom choice, especially if the game's humorous enough.
I wish I could say I'm wayyy past having to prove myself with difficult games but Teleglitch humbles me every time.
>>341984936
You can only choose between 3 classes at the start and more sub-classes unlock later on. You can also switch between classes.
>>341984573
Why do people say Al Gore was hard? Just take out his henchmen and he becomes piss easy.
>>341985331
>if the game's humorous enough.
It's South Park. It's likely going to make your ass off especially if you're a fan of the series.
I'm not even kidding, there's nothing else i'm looking forward to more than this game.
>>341984046
Not true. I preordered it last night and immediately got to download SoT. Got to the Tower of Peace before I went to bed. I think whoever typed that preorder text was just an idiot or something.
>>341985425
They're not that easy to take all, all of them have lots of armor and you fight him so early you barely have any abilities or weaponry yet. Also it's not that it's an incredibly hard fight in itself, it's more to the fact that it's such a spike with the rest of the game being so easy.
>>341985454
The thing is, I'm one of those people who think the show lost its magic in the 2000's (without getting into arguments with others about that statement) but aged much better than, say, The Simpsons.
However SoT really had me rolling at times so I'm optimistic. I'm not sure if I dig the new movement system but it doesn't seem like a nuisance.
>>341985454
>going to make your ass off
Aw come on self! I meant make you laugh your ass off.
>>341985605
Did you pre-order on the Ubi store?
>>341985425
It depends a lot of which companions you have with you and what class you are tbqh
>>341985667
I used Steam
>>341985637
There's always shit to make fun of nowadays so that's why I think South Park is still on good standing even after airing for many years. At least personally.
>The Fractured Butt Hole
Holy kek.
>>341985750
I think you can download it right away if you pre-order on Steam, PS store and Xbox store. But I got a 20% discount code for the Ubi store and want the physical game, that sucks.
>there are people that didn't stick with butters at all times
>>341985791
There is indeed, but the episodes are too predictable. I long for things like Cartman smuggling half a truck worth of goods inside his ass, or the completely asinine explanation of what does the NAMBLA acronym stand for.
Do they realise the irony of making towelie a preorder incentive when his character is literally mocking banal and pointless mascots designed to sell merchandise?
>>341985740
It really doesn't. Just stack, bleed, burn and gross.
>>341983761
I'd say that a special summon and the first game for free isn't that bad. And since the first game takes awhile to get to you, towelie is there as a, "don't worry, you'll be partially compensated now!"
>>341986031
Cartman is a much, much better antagonist. Plus I was genuinely think he stole the stick. For that reason I'm wondering which side I'll pick (if there's a choice in game), since one team is obviously funnier but I don't know if that comedy is best spent on teammates or enemies.
>>341986031
I switched between Butters and Cartman tho
>>341986121
realize it? willing to bet good money they know EXACTLY what they're doing
that said south park doesn't have any mobile games and they did do an episode on how they're the work of the canadian devil
>>341982658
Will it use uplay? If i preorder through steam do i get stick of truth right away on steam?
>>341986121
>Do they realise the irony of making towelie a preorder incentive when his character is literally mocking banal and pointless mascots designed to sell merchandise?
South Park has been making fun of the systems while admitting they're very much a part of them since forever.
Stick of Truth was just pure fan service. I really hope this is longer, because I can't get enough of it.
All those easter eggs and attention to detail was insane.
>they could write an interesting and original story arc that comments and mocks the nature of narrative in videogames
>instead it will be LOL GUYS remember that reference? xDDD
What a shame, really.
>>341986181
the fun part about SoT is that, everyone knows Cartman is an asshole sociopath who deserves every single bad thing that happens to him
BUT within the narrative of the game the kids are playing in SoT, he never fucks you over and there's no real reason to betray him
>>341985637
>mongolians in city wok
>gay midget in a bikini
When I saw the mongolians I lost it. Also the boss fight against them was great.
>>341982658
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/06/15/south-park-video-games-trey-parker-matt-stone
They confirmed you can play as a girl. And that characters will treat you differently as a girl, cause they view games that treat men and women characters the same pure fantasy, and in this setting people actually care whether you're a boy or girl.
>>341986121
Kind of like Cartman's spiel about pre-orders in the Console Wars trilogy.
>>341986434
I bet you like Undertale.
>>341986621
>not playing as a girl so you get ripped on all the way through the game
>>341982658
GOTY for edgy teens maybe.
So i guess GOTY for /v/.
>>341986621
>Lets you play as a girl
Guess we won't be getting anally probed again.
Yet again, there was an episode where they showed a girl in kindergarten dry humping a chair at a Jonas brothers concert or something.
>>341986993
I do. Does it matter?
I just think Trey and Matt can do way better than a compilation episode.
>>341986093
>but the episodes are too predictable.
I will give you that. Some of the episodes can be a bit predictable but they're still funny as fuck nonetheless.
>>341986621
That has the potential to be interesting as fuck
>>341983237
You get it on steam now.
>>341987336
I expect it to be small stuff like how in the first a companion mentioned places he bullied Butters when you walked by and Butters mentions being bullied when walking by the same place.
>>341987149
Video games aren't exactly made for old people. What game do you look most forward to?
>>341986434
Did you even play the first game? It never relied on reference as a humor, it always set up proper jokes.
>>341987439
Yeah but small nods and comments are fine for me nonetheless
SoT was a glorious surprise and this looks to be even better.
Could be goty but I don't care for your shit kids.
OH MY GAWD GUYS I GET IT NOW!
IT'S CALLED THE "FRACTURED BUT WHOLE"
BUT
BUT
IF YOU SAY IT FAST ENOUGH IT SAYS "FRACTURED BUTTWHOLE"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GAME OF THE YEAR, GOTY!I hope none of you are actually like this
>>341987773
kill yourself
>>341987149
Eat a bag of dicks son, you don't fool anyone you little shit.
Goty? Nah that's overwatch. But I am hyped for butthurt game
>>341987773
Only you, it seems.
>>341987773
Go get checked for autism.
>>341987773
tongue but hole
did stick of truth have any dlc? why is there a season pass for this?
>>341987773
Nobody but you reads more into that you stupid son of a whore. It's a Southpark title not more not less.
>>341987773
Sounds like your butthole is fractured.
>>341987939
It had pre-orders shit that you could later buy as DLC if you didn't pre-order SoT.
And because jews.
>>341987939
Jewbi$oft.
>>341987773
>if you say it fast enough
It sounds exactly like Butthole no matter how fast you pronounce. Being a dimwitted old man must suck, eh?
>>341987939
I hope they release extra missions and shit
>PC principal is going to be a boss
>>341987874
Now THATS what i call edgy!
You just proved my point, idiot.
>>341987836
>>341987890
>>341987927
>>341987929
>>341988032
>>341988087
>>341988117
You guys are too predictable. Thanks for the easy (You)'s though.
>>341988224
>you try to attack him
>he uses deny reality
>0 dmg
>>341988357
>uses safe space
>recovers all his health
>gains an unlimited barrier
>season pass
Is it going to be additional story content? I won't buy this if they lock shit that isn't cosmetic behind dlc.
>>341988334
Hurt feelings detected.
>>341988334
No problem friend! Always glad to give upvotes to gentlesir to make his life better! Enjoy them ;D
>>341988334
>I was only PRETENDING to be retarded
>>341988334
I get why you don't like it, I think Family Guy is more your kind of speed anon.
>>341988796
Family Guy is trash though. So is South Park as a whole.
If the Book of Mormon is ever performed in your city, go and see it. It's probably the funniest thing Matt and Trey have ever done.
>>341988890
what's that
>>341988872
Not all people are intellectual enough to understand it, don't be sad that you fall into this category friend.
>>341988890
You just reminded me that they have won a Tony, Grammy, Emmy, VGA award and nominated for an Oscar.
Jesus, how they managed to accomplish so much with dick and shit jokes is crazy.
Are we gonna be able to be girls this time?
>>341989106
>fart, butt and dicks jokes
>Intellectual
Got a sensible chuckle out of me even if I knew you were shitposting. Pretty good.
>>341989282
read the thread
>>341989376
Proved my point. Why do you even post in a thread about something you don't like and which is above your level of intelligence?
>>341989702
good lord that nose
looks like fucking pinocchio
>>341987176
There was an episode graphically depicting Wendy having breast implantation surgery, man.
>>341987263
>he thinks being reminded every 5 minutes he's playing videogames makes for a good story
invest in a noose
>>341989668
Holy shit game of the fucking year I can't wait man
>>341987176
Why would we be anally probed again when we still have the old probe in our ass?
>>341987176
>There's people who fap to SP's artstyle
>>341983136
>>341983237
>>341983272
Xbox one you get it now.
>>341983572
it's the same year Kevin fucking Spacey act for Advanced warfare.
>>341986621
>The Fractured But Whole will come out right after the end of South Park eason 20. Not many creators work on a project for over two decades. But you both still seem really motivated by your work on South Park.
>PARKER: it’s such an open-world. It’s still such a sandbox. What we did last season was just so different. It felt so fresh and new. It’s one of the best times I ever had doing the show.
This just made me happy, I had some fears that they were getting tired of doing South Park.
>developed by Ubisoft
Reminder that if you didn't side with Cartman the entire time you are a massive faggot
So what're the odds Cartman will summon Cthulhu again?
>>341990296
He even made that joke in his acceptance speech.
>>341990401
*not summon, sorry, control.
>>341987336
>that episode
fuckin' lost it when stan started caveman yelling
DID I JUST HEAR SOMEONE USE A MICROAGRESSIONEUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGU
>>341989982
SHit. We even saw Wendy nipples too.
>>341990378
>cartman
>not based kenny
>>341990305
From what I've read, they kind of are tired of South Park. They are only contracted to do up to season 20, and I don't think they have renewed for more.
With SP and the Book of Mormon, they have more money than they know what to do with.
>>341990547
Kenny's a slut.
I'm pretty sure overwatch, battlefield 1 or some other stupid shit with almost no content will win most of the GOTY awards. Maybe even uncharted, but usually nobody fucking cares about exclusives.
>>341990608
>Between the new storytelling style and the video games, is this the start of a new phase? A few years ago, with “You’re Getting Old,” people thought that was the end of South Park.
>PARKER: We kind of did too, for a little bit.
>STONE: I think we’ll probably do semi-serialization for the rest of it. Cat’s out of the bag. We can’t go back. If it’s the right thing for the end of the story, we let some things hang.
>PARKER: We also know that this [he points at the video game] might be the future of South Park. This might be where things are going.
I'm fine with it if they keep making quality games
>>341990608
Thats wrong actually.
>Stone and Parker are signed on through season 23, which would air in 2019.
>>341990659
Dishonored 2 will probably have good chances.
>>341982980
> tfw The ending of Civil War left the Avengers Fractured But Whole.
>>341982658
Pretty much.
>The Fractured But Whole
holy shit i just got it
>>341990659
>presenter: "And the two-thousand and sixteen game of the year goes to..."
>presenter: "oh my.. I'm so nervous.."
>presenter: "Tom Clancy's: The Division"
>*loud as fuck applause*
>commentator: "This is Ubisoft's first Game of the Year award"
>>341982658
>tfw going through stores in SOT and hearing songs from the show
>>341990709
Do they own South Park, or does Comedy Central?
I would love to have more of these types of South Park games, even after the show ends.
>>341990721
Really? That's good to hear.
>>341990935
It's good and bad. More South Park is nice, but when the creators don't want to do it, it causes problems.
>Still no preorder on Australian PSN, probably because Stick of Truth was censored and they are too retarded to transfer the right version to PS4.
>>341988334
someone's butthole is already fractured
>>341990907
I doubt it, most people have forgotten that even exists. By the year's end I doubt anyone could even figure out it's name without googling "terrible ubisoft open world game" and scrolling through the 20,000 page list.
>>341982658
>>341990535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9-1sMwi4Xc
YES
>>341983904
The only part of Coon and friends I really liked was the clockwork orange scene.
>>341991020
http://screencrush.com/south-park-season-18-2016-canceled/
The URL is a little misleading, but they briefly talked about how passionate they are toward the series.
>>341984806
Is that what ur mum does when she's out of tampons?
>>341990709
The best thing about the games (or at least in the case of the stick of truth) is that the jokes were all intentionally timeless. There was nothing topical, and it will all still be relevant in 10 years time, unlike the TV show.
Show the TV show to your kids in 20 years and nearly all of the jokes will fall flat, hell you probably won't remember why most of them are funny either.
>>341991127
>God damnit
That impotent rage makes me laugh.
>>341991127
>They don't appreciate the best character
>>341991257
>Parker: Yeah, we’ve thought that for 18 years. We’re like, ‘Okay, well, they’re going to cancel us, for sure!’ We’ve been waiting to get canceled for 18 f***ing years.
>Stone: We won’t stop until we get canceled. We’re renewing. They have to f***ing cancel us, goddammit!
Love those guys.
>>341984252
How did you type that with a dick in each hand?
Is Stick of Truth out on PS4? pls reply
>>341991127
>Based Dan Ryckert laughing at PC Principal's reveal, Alex Navarro gets triggered by it.
>>341991321
>Show the TV show to your kids in 20 years and nearly all of the jokes will fall flat
nah, the absurdity of the plot and the fart jokes will get to anyone that isnt an uptight bitch or a retard.
>>341991421
Dan did though, even said it was a good season before getting shat on by Alex.
>>341991127
What a bunch of vaginas. I will never understand why this board worships them.
>>341991127
>Was that Brian Bosworth?
Fuck I love Jeff
>>341991640
Haven't you heard? /v/ worships Easy Allies now.
friendly reminder
>>341986161
Honestly the best part about the first game for free would just be for console owners, since you get it on PS4/Xbone.
Doesn't really mean shit for PC owners, though.
>>341991734
>tfw pirated the first and will pirate the second
>>341991771
If you're really gonna buy Ubisoft games, may as well do it on console though. Uplay is cancer.
>>341991734
I think I'll just pirate it and then mail a check to Matt Stone and Trey Parker.
>>341991458
Alex Navarro is LOSER, I've been telling people this for years.
How was The Stick of Truth?
It reminded me a lot of TTYD, but didn't buy it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZwfNnoAnBo
0:22
>>341991895
>mail a check explaining that ubisoft a shit
they might actually get a kick out of that and send you a letter back
>>341991716Leave them alone and let them do their thing
>>341991929
great if youre a fan of the show. it's basically an interactive episode
it's easy as fuck though and combat is repetitive
>>341991929
quite good, though it's missing a chunk of content they teased in the trailers
but it wouldn't be an obsidian game if it didn't
>>341991929
It's the closest thing to a good Paper Mario game since the Thousand Year Door.
>>341992047
I never said, or even implied that Easy Allies were bad. I want them to succeed.
>>341984046
If you preorder the game Physically, then you have to wait until December 6th for the physical release of the last game that coincides with the actual release of this one, but preordering it digitally gives you the digital version instantly. I think.
>>341991852
Completely agree, but for people outside of the US the console versions were censored worse than the PC versions. But they can just preorder the US version this time around to get over that since the consoles aren't region locked. The PC versions only had the nazi zombie babies slightly censored, whereas the abortion scenes were completely removed in the european and australian versions.
>>341987263
Their trailer did nothing but shit on capeshit
>>341991716
Please don't meme the ever loving fuck out of them. I will start to dislike them because of the spam and faggotry that /v/ fandoms devolve into.
>>341991127
>Giant Bomb
What went wrong?
>>341992315
They want to crush some pussy.
>>341992142
The censored versions weren't even that bad here. Just 1 or 2 scenes I watched on youtube while this came up
>>341991127
>Video title make it sound like all of Giantbomb got offended
>Only ones getting butthurt was Austin and Alex
>Dan laughed
>>341991734
So it's confirmed that butthole will require UPlay on Steam?
>>341992663
yes
doesn't bother me but the reason i probably won't buy this is because there is a season pass and it will surely lock story content behind it
>>341992760
Is later extra missions a bad thing now? People begged for that in the first game
>>341992315
Alex Navarro
>>341982872
They did show gameplay and it looks a lot better
>>341992957
>Austin gone
>Hope they get somebody decent in his place
>UPFs are still going to be shit anyway
>>341992872
ubisoft has every incentive to cut content from the base game and release it as dlc. if you announced dlc post-launch that would be a completely different thing than trying to sell you season pass 5 months before the game is even out
>>341993058
Matt and Trey have a lot to say when making the game, I don't think they would be fine with that.
>>341983237
I just preordered FBW and beat SoT this week.
>>341993206
a lot to say as far as the actual content goes sure, but how you know they have any say in how the game is sold
>>341988357
>You can only beat him if you have Jimmy or Timmy in the party
>>341993461
>Token in party
>instant win
>>341991812
denuvo ;^)
>E3 demo only shows 3 classes
>There's a ton grayed out
>>341983576
Fractured...but whole.
>Uplay
>60+ dollars with season pass
Looks amazing and I loved the first one, but I'm not paying that much for a fucking South Park game.
>>341983130
>Happy animals of the forest.
It's the Woodland Critters you fag
Do you even Blood Orgy?
>>341982658
It will require Uplay to run it on PC so it goes from GOTY material to -2/10 turd...
>>341994415
I'm hoping for telepath powers.
>>341982658
>Uplay
>60$ Game
>40$ Season pass
As much as I want to play it, I'm not spending that much to be forced to use Shitplay, after The Division I will never trust Ubisoft again with ANY game.
>>341994415
The Jew class better return
>>341994696
I will bet that english is not that poster's first language
>>341994647
wasn't stick also 60 bucks
>>341995616
Yeah but it didn't require uplay OR have a fucking 40 dollar season pass that's going to be needed.
>>341995580
I bet youre retarded and that this guy is 100% right... where is my money ?
>>341995817
season pass is only 20 euros on steam for me. not that i'm gonna buy it anyway
>>341995817
>season pass that's going to be needed.
Source?
With both the fantasy and super hero game out of the way, what could they do for a third game?
Oh shit their ninja game is an option.
>>341996005
It's Ubisoft, name ONE game of theirs that isn't gated heavily behind a season pass?
>>341996117
far cry?
>>341996114
I refer to the episode where they buy ninja weapons and are ninjas in their fantasy. It's the only other thing i can think of that they could do for the next game.
>>341996114
LET'S FIGHTING LOVE
>Uplay
>$89.99
>$89.99
>$89.99
90 DOLLARS FOR A SOUTH PARK GAME THAT REQUIRES UPLAY, HAHAHAHAHAHA
haha I wonder what it smells like haha just wondering
>>341996114
>>341996241
Super best friends
>>341996296
sucks to be poor huh?
>>341996296
>Season pass for single player games
Why do people let companies get away with this? that's fucked up.
>>341996296
how is the season pass in any way required
>>341996296
To be fair who the fuck needs a season pass with this?
Like there was jack shit dlc last game
>>341996470
In what way had it been more acceptable if it was a multiplayer game?
>>341982872
let me guess, zelda was the only good game at e3, right?
>>341996494
it'll have story content in it for sure
as far as i remember stick of truth didnt have season pass just sold the pre order bonuses as dlc later
Whats the toweliee shit you get for pre ordering?
Just another in game character?
>>341996494
Because Obsidian barely finished the game itself, fuckers don't have the time or manpower to make more.
Ubisoft on the other hand has more studios than god to throw at any game.
>>341996470
If you're going to have season pass singleplayer is where you do it. Not in fucking multiplayer it just divides the player base
>>341996638
Ingame summon like you had jesus and whatnot in stick of truth
>>341983121
http://www.forbes.com/sites/erikkain/2014/12/06/all-the-winners-of-the-2014-game-awards/#7a9803d732d1
>Best Performance
>Trey Parker as Various Voices, South Park: The Stick of Truth (Obsidian Entertainment/Ubisoft)
>>341996494
>>341996484
You guys obviously didn't watch E3 when they talked about this game
>New classes (DLC)
>New quests (DLC)
>New armor (DLC)
>New weapons (DLC)
>New items (DLC)
All these things will be future DLC, so if you want to pay 60 dollars for half of a game be my guest, they already said that you won't be able to buy any of these separate so the season pass WILL BE REQUIRED.
Is Obsidian not making this a good or a bad thing?
>>341983237
that's when the game comes out you dumb fuck
Stick of Truth was my GotY and I happily bought it with no regrets.
But they really are going out of their way to make enjoying games as hard as possible.
>>anticipated sequel
>UPlay
>Denuvo
>Season Pass
>>341992142
>in the european and australian versions
The game was completely uncensored inSweden.
There was no "one" European version.
Will they make an appearance?
>>341997002
It was censored only in germany as far as europe goes i think, but germany censors everything anyway
>>341996117
The Assassin's Creed games?
>>341990608
they renew those contracts every few years. they always say that shit and end up renewing. on top of that they give themselves the task of writing these games now which probably have as much if not more dialogue than a standard season, and the jokes in stick of truth actually managed to be somewhat funny. pretty sure trey lIves and breaths south park
>>341996789
Fuck that.
>>341996296
$90 for two games and a season pass? Sounds good to me
>>341996559
>B-B-B-B-B-BUUUUT NINTENDOOOO!!!!
It looks amazing, really impressed.
>>341990709
>We also know that this [he points at the video game] might be the future of South Park. This might be where things are going.
please let this be true. stick of truth was the first good south park episode in fucking years
>>341991020
>man worth hundreds of millions of dollars signs to do show for more seasons
why else would he be doing it unless he wanted to?
>>341996789
>You guys obviously didn't watch E3
Because why the fuck would I
Link to a video where they say all this
>>341986621
>We’ve had this issue. In other video games, you can choose to be black, you can choose to be a girl. In our game, we’re finally gonna do that. You can be a girl. Very revolutionary. Very 2016 of us.
kek
>>341997204
That feel when i literally just fucking bought stick of truth 2 days before they announce you can get it free when ordering FBH
>>341986121
it's almost like they're being ironi- oh...
>>341996789
New quests and classes locked behind dlc is retarded. The rest is cosmetic shit that you must be a retard if you buy those.
>>341986621
>They confirmed you can play as a girl.
I won't really shit on it on principle and certainly not before having seen the actual game.
But how would that even work? The game in the Stick of Truth was quite literally a boys club, and the girls had their own girls club.
Supposedly Fractured but Whole is a continuation of Stick of Truth and the player character is still supposedly the protagonist of Stick of Truth.
So how could that character possibly be a girl?
How could the events of Stick of Truth possibly transpire with a girl protagonist? The entire game would have been radically different.
>>341982658
South Park hasn't been good in years so I wouldn't expect this game to be good either
Stick of truth was okay but not that great
>>341997771
Im hoping that despite them saying you get treated differently its the exact same but theres a scene where you get kidnapped and lose your costume and its literally just the guys looking at her and saying holy fuck what
>>341986121
I thought that is the joke.
>>341996789
I like how you could hear groans in the crowd when they started talking about the season pass, best part of E3
But yeah locking entire classes behind a season pass, fucking cunts.
>>341997771
Pretty sure you can see a girl superhero in the trailer (looks like wendy)
>>341997771
>>341997995
>you play as a girl in the Fractured but Whole, and if you it turns out your character was a reverse-trap throughout all of Stick of Truth where you lied about your gender
>>341998152
>You are just a boy wearing a wig like butters
>>341996789
Don't forget that the DLC classes are "Special" classes they called them, meaning OP as fuck.
>>341991127
Looks like he was going to have a stroke over that
Is the preorder bonus of stick of truth for any platform or just pc?
>>341982658
too bad the superhero episodes are fucking awful
>>341984252
>Coon
I've always thought Coon was a male versiopn of kike.
You know, the C is a double dildo, the two O's are assholes and the N is a trampoline for extra bounce.
>>341991734
>Supports linking to Steam
WTF is this? Why not just Have a Steam version for those that wish to buy it there without uplay crap, why they even want to link with steam this way?
>>341991127
>>341999140
>WHICH WAS NOT GOOOD!!
>Dan: I thought this season was goo..
>NOOOOOO
>>341991127
The irony of being triggered by that character is just too much. Those two guys can't be serious.
>>341998884
So there is literally no reason to get the season pass then? That sounds like a good thing
>>341999381
Because they want to make people notice Uplay
>>341999381
It's called getting people to your platform. The exact same thing both valve and ea keep doing.
>>341983237
I pre-ordered Fractured But Whole on PS4 and was able to download and play Stick of Truth right away.
>>341986434
I don't know what you're talking about, I had a friend who never saw South Park play it and he was dying of laughter the whole way through
>>341982658
"G"OTY but depending on what kind of jokes they make
I already saw PC principal, so I hope they don't make another 10 hour game that panders to 8gag
So this game uses denuvo?
>>341996296
I'll only say this. It had better be at least twice as long as Stick was. If not then I won't be happy since they're charging this much for it.
>>342000257
are you implying pc principal panders to 9gag whatever that means? what the fuck?
>>342000282
you dont have to buy season pass you know
>>341997771
One of the most important character developments in the series was Mr. Garrison becomming transsexual and then going back, think for a minute.
>>341999369
u wot m8
>>341997019
Thats out, they thusfar are recycling old multi episode series props.
>>341999769
Download it to what
>>341999296
They were alright. What happened I think is they did it too early, now they have much more ammo to mock capeshit with since thats the only movies being made that are profitable.
>>342000465
Meaning Coon is another word for a homosexual male, like gay and homo.
Not faggot though, it doesn't mean gay anymore.
>>342000394
>are you implying pc principal panders to 9gag whatever that means? what the fuck?
I'm saying that PC principal is a decent character, but not a character that can carry a season and replace classic characters like Principal Victoria (even though she wasn't there a whole lot)
And by 8gag, I mean 4*2 chan since you can't actually say it. The GamerGate HQ, that's who I'm saying it panders to since he makes fun of liberals, while at the same time the series has made quite a lot "conservatives r dum" comments, that have never stopped, so it just strokes their "Mmmmmm, I'm such a smart moderate, unlike those dumb conservatives and liberals"also that last comment made me want to see the cable guys in the game
>>342000758
but kike means jew
>>341984398
Long, if there's as little padding as the first game, and a hefty amount of that time is in optional content.
>>342000963
Oh sorry I meant dike
I dunno, kike sounds too feminine to me.
>>342000905
People actually cared about principal Victoria? I can't really say I remember her doing anything noteworthy. I'd say that he's a good character and would still be good even if they changed his gimmick in the future from SJW to something else.
>>342000905
those "moderates" are classic liberals or libertarians who don't appreciate the mainstream authoritarian left and right in america. also it's fucking sad that americans have such a simplistic view on politics
>>342000545
The PS4.
Yeah, it's like a new version of Stick of Truth made for it.
Has the proper button prompts. Says not to turn off the PlayStation 4 when it's saving.
Why does South Park attract the most pseudo intellectuals out of anything out there?
>>342000758
>>341999369
Nigga, coon means nigga.
>>341994647
It's probably around 28 euros/dollaroos on keysites.
>>342001490
It is but you probably wont get stick of truth with it from there
>>342001247
>those "moderates" are classic liberals or libertarians who don't appreciate the mainstream authoritarian left and right in america
Hipsters of political views, I bet they can't stomach anyone saying kike or nigger because they're just as sensible as the people they make fun of. In fact just ask about their political views to see how stupid they are since most of the South Park audience do support Bernie (at least Trey and (((Mat))) seem to do)
>also it's fucking sad that americans have such a simplistic view on politics
Exactly, because Bernie and Obongo aren't loud and obnoxious and say free shit for everyone, people flock over to them
>>342001262
Okay great will preorder soon, the only thing holding me back was not knowing whether I'd be able to play stick of truth now or on the 6th of December
>>342001471
>Nigga, coon means nigga.
Official?
>>342001615
what the fuck are you talking about, do you have any idea what classic liberal or libertarian means? those are the people who will defend your right to offend someone because speech is not a crime
newsflash, the mainstream "liberals" in america are about as far from liberalism as you can get, no person who follows the principles of liberalism would limit your speech or discriminate based on sex or skin colour
>>342001848
>what the fuck are you talking about, do you have any idea what classic liberal or libertarian means? those are the people who will defend your right to offend someone because speech is not a crime
But that's not the South Park audience
>>342001807
Coon means nigger yes
>>341982658
the game is not out yet
its likely that it will be good
stop declaring games goty before release or even better go fucking kill yourself you shill kike shitposter
>>342001956
seems like that's exactly the south park audience seeing how they make fun of everyon
>>342001807
Coon is an old slang word for black people used in a way similar to the word Nigger. It was mainly used around the 1950s as it was seen as more polite than using Nigger, but less polite than using 'Colored'.
In other words, it's an old racial slur against black people that was used in America.
Quick Facts: In Australia there is a brand of cheese also named Coon, this is not named after the racial slur but rather after the town which shares the same name.
>>342002092
>make fun of everyon
Being against Hillary (and the "regressive" left) and Trump (and the right in general) doesn't make you a lolbertarian
>>341983237
I was going to pirate it anyway.
I live in Europe and if it's anything like the last game, they'll censor parts they don't have to because of those pussy Germans.
>>342002252
libertarians are right-wing, they will surely criticize the authoritarian nature of conservatism but they agree on economics
anyway being against both authoritarian left and right you are guaranteed to be a socially liberal person. be it libertarian, classical liberal, ancap or anything else
>>342002729
>I was going to pirate it anyway.
Bad news
>>342002729
>I live in Europe
which country? as far as i know austrian and german were the only versions censored.
>>342000905
>classic characters like Principal Victoria
She was a total non character
The only meaningful character South Park has ever lost was Chef
>>341991973
Man, the music got so fucking annoying.
>>342003108
>implying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K84kOWCAUec
>>342003059
Pretty sure all of Europe was censored, I know the UK was.
>>342003296
Nordic countries werent
>>342003296
Console versions got censored everywhere in EU
PC was austria and germany only.
>>341991734
>uplay
This is how you lose sales, Ubisoft.
>>342003481
What makes consoles special
>>341983237
>Pre-order Digitial: Download for Stick of Truth comes right away
>Pre-order Physical: Download for Stick of Truth comes in the game box as a code on December 6
>>342003792
Ask Ubisoft - Not me.
>>342000905
>he actually unironically thinks Principal Victoria is a classic character
wew lad
>>341982658
Hopefully.
>>342000905
>Principal Victoria
>classic
Literally nobody gave a shit that she was gone most of the season.
>>342006421
This
How censored is australia's version going to be?
>>342007362
feminists will get it banned from australia
>>341991127
Compare that to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5XVKSvEi04
16:20
>>342007742
>Minecraft man in bottom left corner
>Female
>Laughing at parts that aren't funny
>Hipster nu male glasses
>Hipster bears
>Matching t-shirts
>Saying 'wow' even after no gameplay
This is the most cancerous thing that I've ever seen
>>342007742
I can't stand these cunts.
