>medieval fantasy shithole
>all women besides unimportant peasants have incredibly thick mascara and eyeshadow
Why? It doesn't look good.
>>341955223
this, it kept dragging me out of it
and
>ciri wears high heels despite the fact that she is literally and figuratively on the run
>every named female npc wears borderline lingerie
>literally impossible to tell the whores from the characters
>>341955223
Sex sells, anon. Brings all the horney trolls in.
because non peasants actually have the money to pay attention to their looks? kinda like in real life?
>>341955938
>>ciri wears high heels despite the fact that she is literally and figuratively on the run
Ciri doesn't "run" in that regard, though.
And her boots are perfect for riding.
>>341955223
>filename
read the books normie, reeeee.
Ciri having mascara is OOC, she was always too much a tomboy to bother with that shit
Meanwhile Sorceresses are vain, petty ugly girls who used their magic to do everything in their power to become 10/10 sex goddesses just to flaunt it over peasant slags.
>>341956268
>Ciri doesn't "run" in that regard, though
except she does
>And her boots are perfect for riding
which we see her do all of what, twice?
try swordfighting in stilletos you fucking idiot
it's fucking retarded character design
W3 was a good game, but it had disgusting amounts of fanservice in it. Honestly worse than Bioware.
Cyberpunk is probably going to be the same way. Horribly written romances with /r9k/tier dialogue where all the women want to fuck you solely because you're the MC that halts the story progression over and over again.
>>341956451
It's more bullshit that they didn't show Ciri's magical horse that she stole from a guy who died while sucking on her titties.
Her outfit makes way more sense with that in the picture.
>>341956447
>Ciri having mascara is OOC, she was always too much a tomboy to bother with that shit
Except when she goes full racoon to hunt down bandits.
>>341956268
>Ciri doesn't "run" in that regard, though.
Her run/walk animations looked awful thanks to those heels.
>>341955938
You gay or something?
Shit niggah i just like titties and ass and the devs probably do too
>>341955938
Do you not know what heels were originally made for? How old are you?
>>341955223
Fuck you. She is pretty, and that is all that matter.
>>341956872
>wanting to have a believable story based game that is consistent with it's setting means you're gay
go play princess trainer or some shit, profligate
>>341955223
>Medieval Fantasy shithole
>Fantasy
Well, there is your answer.
>>341957029
No, being a faggot means you're gay. Which you are, austistic motherfucker. You're the type of cunt who asks for consistency in a game and asks for stupid bullshit like half-swording which nobody likes. Fuck you. Went consistency? Go do re-enactments at renaissance fairs, FAGGOT.
>>341956929
riding boots with high heels =/= whore stilettos
>>341957197
>someone who faps to sfm calling others autistic
kek
>>341957029
Maybe you should take a walk and try to calm your autism
western designers a shit
>>341957279
I don't need to fap. You give me all the pussy I need, little boy.
>>341957197
>he can think about things other than sex
>must be some kinda faggot
go play princess trainer or some shit, profligate
Gothic setting needs goth bitches duh,
>>341957234
Exactly, which is why you're retarded. Cori isn't wearing stilettos, she has riding boots with a high heel.
How old are you anon, really. Do you actually know what a stiletto is?
>>341957029
well sorry man but it looks like the majority view tits > small story details
>>341956726
>ice skating combat
Now that's a new level of gay dancing like a fairy combat
>>341957234
except she didn't wear stilettos, she wore riding boots.
>>341956726
>ciri iceskates as she cuts down peoples necks
literally naruto tier shit
>>341957313
Why do japs hate Asian features/ love western fearures so much?
>>341957417
>those
>riding boots
wrong, sorry
>if you disagree with me you're underage
>>341957594
*features, damn I'm too drunk
>>341957657
Still a hell of a lot closer than fucking stilettos.
those you can actually fucking run in.
>>341955223
Looks pretty good to me.
>>341957657
Have you ever seen historical riding boots?
Their heels are a hell of a lot bigger than they are nowdays.
Ciri is a fuckload closer to that, than anything else.
>>341957761
It's because you have shit taste
>muh mascara tears
>>341956665
> it had disgusting amounts of fanservice in it. Honestly worse than Bioware.
You obviously haven't played ME3.
>>341958090
>implying making a women cry and shed tears of black isnt the hottest shit
>the female armorer is the real mastercraftsmen and the dwarf is a hack
>Cerys is the smart and intelligent daughter while the brother is an hothead retard
Wow, almost like playing a Bioware game
The dorfs were right
>>341958270
Hjalmar was true to his character, though.
Cerys was CDPR's OC DONUT STEEL
>>341957594
Because even Asians know they look ugly.
>>341958270
DELETE THIS
>>341957313
>that jap one next to Hilde
Shit man if you're gonna post a cherrypick image at least post a good one
All but like 4 of them are trash
Why is Gaunter O'Dimm a gwent card when basically nobody knows about him
>>341957313
anyone have that pic with all the VTMB girls
>>341958153
I haven't, because ME2 was already a clear sign the series was dead.
But in every Bioware game I've played, you have to actively seek out the shitty romance plot put in for lonely autists.
In W3 that shit is fucking shoved in your face every hour and you have to actively click the, "no, I don't want to fuck this sorceress slag because I'm not a virgin. This is a fucking video game. Let me play, please" dialogue option.
>suddenly witcher got attention
>All hate threads
>Never stop
Just admit it, you like it op
>>341958746
Why is everyone a gwent card? Why does geralt never tell people to look in their gwent decks when he's trying to describe ciri, or show her fucking gwent card himself?
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/1DNvDAe.png "latest[1].png")
>bring poor ghost lady's bones from fyke island to her lover
>get bestiary entry on Pestae
I've made a huge mistake
>>341959048
Nah
>>341959048
>Trusting her
>After all the hints the games throws at you
did you release the Tree spirit?
>>341959048
I bet you turned the demon tree into a horse too, faggot.
>>341959221
>>341959189
yo, i just got this game a few days ago. I killed the tree, but tell me I can get vindication and kill the fucking croons later, please.
>>341959189
but thre tree spirit was good
>>341959317you get 2/3 as ciri
>>341959189
I thought I could give her a taste of my sword if she tried anything funny
>>341959317
Not all of themunless you fucked up hard
>>341958270
Dude this game has you cutting women's heads off because half the time they are just as shitty as any man
>>341955223
Make-up was a thing in the past too Anon, take Japan for example with their ridiculous standards of "beauty" with the whole blackened teeth and whatnot. Considering sorceresses have a tendency to beautify themselves once they are capable of doing so it's little wonder that the art of make-up has advanced to some degree
I have no idea where Ciri got the mascara, but sorceresses carry that shit on them all the time, they're petty as fuck, but mostly they have good reason.
Before they dabbled in magic, Yen was a hunch back and Triss was a burn victim. So now they're super pretty and have a bunch of dudes trying to get in that.
Must piss them off knowing naturally cute girls like Shani exist.
>>341959386
>He doesn't know
>he didn't read the book
>>341959317
>>341959387and you can get the last one if you get the ending where ciri dies
>>341959386
Not good just better then the crones.
It was implied the tree spirit was the mother of the crones.
Why does every female in this series look sweaty as fuck?
>>341957313
nice try
>>341959606
>>341958912
>I roleplay as a homosexual Geralt in my role playing game because my nerves get frazzled by a skippable 5 second cutscene with a nude woman
>>341959386
>The tree spirit was good
You just killed a ton of people anon.
>>341959583
you know exactly why
>>341958912
>In W3 that shit is fucking shoved in your face every hour and you have to actively click the, "no, I don't want to fuck this sorceress slag because I'm not a virgin. This is a fucking video game. Let me play, please" dialogue option.
But that's wrong you complete retard. Outside of Triss and Yen nobody forces themselves on you. And Triss and Yen make sense because both of them have strong previous relationships with Geralt.
>>341959467
Ciri literally tells Geralt she went to a world where "people had metal in their heads and used weapons that fired beams of heat," basically a cyberpunk world and time.
She probably went to a world with a JCPenny and stole/bought some mascara.
>>341955223
Must be the "in" thing.
If I remember right, Keira Metz has an eyeshadow recipe somewhere in her house.
>>341958948
Of course he does. He browses the Witcher subrreddit.
>>341959770
VIRGIN BAN HIM NOW VIRGIN VIRGIN UNDERAGED
>>341959467
Triss didn't become a burnvictim until after she had been a mage for at least a decade.
>>341957313
why do Japanese characters all look white
I mean, I think asians are hideous, but do they really hate their own appearance that much?
>>341958912
>But in every Bioware game I've played, you have to actively seek out the shitty romance plot put in for lonely autists.
Uh no, Liara pretty much decides the two of you are dating no matter what. Anders wants your cock 10 mins after just meeting you. There was a huge shitstorm with DAO party members deciding you two were suddenly dating.
Nice try Bioshill.
>>341959738
>Getting the worshipers of eldritch horrors killed
oh no...what a shame....
>>341959606
>nice try
Are the ones on the left not western designs? You can't argue that they are not.
You also can't argue that a lot of western designs are ugly and that Japanese tend not to do ugly unless for a specific purpose.
>>341957029
>believable story
>in a game filled with monsters, magic and dwarves.
>>341959895
And she's also not a massive bitch in behaviour so that matches that, she's still a manipulative cunt and a whore but at least she doesn't hold a bitter grudge against the rest of the worldNo I didn't choose Triss
My head canon is that Ciri got her mascara from growing up around Yen or that the mascara look is just a side-effect of using her powers, aka, she has bags around her eyes that look like mascara.
Both sound stupid, but sometimes you have to make up shit in your head to make some things make sense in stories.
>>341959973
Japanese are actually pretty white in general. They are drawing Japanese though, unless the character is blonde and blue-eyed. The Japs say if you see whites then you're just being subconsciously racist.
I'm late to the party but I just finished the second game and I don't know how to interpret "in the name of those who have preserved blood from blood", any idea what it means?
Did you save the asshole from Satan?
>>341960051
lmao did this game came out this month?
I see shitty autism threads like this every fucking day
>>341960096
>growing up around Yen.
Ciri didn't meet Yen until she was in her teens.
Their time together was pretty fucking brief, too.She grew up in skellige flirting with Hjalmar
>>341959828
Wow that sounds dumb
>>341958912
Did we play the same fucking game?
Because I swear to god every mass effect I remember EVERY crewmember coming on to me, the entire-fucking-game. JUST by listening to their dialogue they started hitting on me.
The only time that happened in witcher was when you pursued it, not shoved in your face.
>>341960096
That "side effect" is completely retarded because her mascara runs when she cries
>>341960006
>Liara pretty much decides the two of you are dating
She says she has a crush on you and asks if you feel the same. You can just tell her 'no'.
"Accidentally" romancing someone in any of these games is a myth. Doesn't happen.
>>341959770
>Outside of Triss and Yen nobody forces themselves on you.
And Kiera, and Shani, and that Gwent bitch, and that fist fighter girl, and Syanna.
>>341959723
Nah, I just want to explore the world and do quests. Not whip my dick out and fap to horribly written dialogue and sex scenes that would make anyone without autism cringe.
>>341960203
Big sale recently on Steam, aside from that I don't know
>>341960124
Preserving Elder bloodlines with the blood of those willing to protect it spilling those who wish to abuse or destroy it.
Just my take.
>>341957029
>A story about an albino mutant who's 100 years old, his 10/10 dimension hopping princess/sorceress/Witcher daughter, and 10/10 hot sorceress gf
>Realistic
We're well past the point of realism lad.
>>341960220
i know but Geralt had that dream in 3 and it just kind of stuck with me.
>>341960229
yes, i already claimed it was retarded.
>>341960124
Probably something about the line of Elder blood.
>>341960170
Of course, though calling him an asshole when you mention Gaunter in the same sentence is a bit silly as he's undoubtedly a bigger asshole, killing for literally no reason and throwing curses around
>>341960203
>>341960263
New expansion pack came out a few weeks ago.
>>341957029
*tips fedora*
>>341955223
also fucking half the women have dyed hair.
muh edgy realism doesn't matter as much as fuckable women.
Also christ the children are almost as bad as a bethesda game
>>341960170
Of course, Geralt wouldn't let a human be destroyed by an unknown evil even if that asshole really deserves it.
>>341960257
Geralt is an established character with a personality and habits. Being a manslut is part of that. Sorry if it triggers your ass that he isn't an autistic self insert with no personality.
Maybe you should try a game like Skyrim, nobody ever does any thing and the only meaningful character interactions are the ones you delude yourself into thinking happened with headcanon.
>>341959606
>Tracer
>not Mercy or Widowmaker
0/10
>>341960043
The tree spirit creatures said eldritch horrors and was so evil that they decided they needed to lock her away for the good of Velen.
>>341960410
I'm pretty sure they had dye back then desu
>>341960174
How is anything of what I said opinion?
>>341957797
one would not get off and still wear them for a hike+ swordplay
And she is actually doing those two things more than riding a horse.
>>341955223
Bookfag here. I can at least explain Ciri and Triss. Early on when Ciri was still being trained as a witcher, and Triss stepped in to help Ciri with a few things.
Triss; "We will [go]. But let me finish applying my makeup."
"And who are you putting make-up on for, exactly?"
"Myself. A woman accentuates her beauty for her own self esteem."
"Hmmm... Do you know hwat? I feel pretty poorly too. Don't laugh Triss!"
They spend about a page then doing make-up. Triss instilled an amount of 'womanlyness' in Ciri. Not to mention, sorceresses in general abuse the fuck out of ludicrously expensive make-up and elixers so that they retain their youthful appearance. Sorceresses are usually very, very old.
>>341960257
>Keira
You have to propose sex first
>Shani
This one is true
>Syanna
You have to chose the Land of Fables, delve into her past, and then accept her offer
>Fist fighting lady
You have to seek her out and I've played this game twice and still haven't found the bitch
>Gwent lady
No idea what the fuck you're talking about here
You seem to think someone offering sex is the same as forcing it. It's not.
>>341960476
huh, interesting.
>>341960257
>fist fighter girl
Who?
>>341960451
and it was near ubiquitous?
Bsides which, they have mages with dyed hair. Mages who can look however they bloody want
>>341960568
and who says the mages aren't using magic to dye their hair then?
>>341960264
>>341960320
I see Alvin had Elder blood, is that what made him a source? You don't need to answer if I'm going to learn more about that stuff in the 3rd game
>>341960253
Even if you don't click the "Lets fuck" button, the characters will still hit on you the entire time regardless of whether its in their character to do so. ALL of them.
And several times in the more recent bioware games (DAO and forward) the characters get pissed off when you tell them no. Be nice to them and they suddenly ask you to fuck?
Don't even try to defend that they don't spoon feed you the romance because they try regardless of whether you want them to or not, unless you are basically a complete cunt to them the entire time. (which by the way isn't how reality works)
Face it they design the games around the romance, otherwise why would they be spoonfeeding it so hard?
>>341960482
>You have to seek her out and I've played this game twice and still haven't found the bitch
She's in skellige on some island with a fistfighting combat arena.
>>341960482
>No idea what the fuck you're talking about here
The Nilfgaardian spy-whore.
>>341960450
make it better
>>341960410
>also fucking half the women have dyed hair.
Proofs?
>>341960170
>Satan
initials are literally GOD
>>341960476
You can find a recipe for eye liner in Keira's cabin.
>>341960476
Do we know how old Triss is? I don't recall her age being mentionned anywhere in the games
>>341960282
Yennefer was a god damn hunchback. Its all thanks to magic that she looks like that.
>>341960124
The Wild Hunt are basically dark elves that raid different primitive worlds for slaves. They see them selves as superior and have a hard-on for racial purity. Its why Ciri's great X100 grandmother is not liked by the elves since they see her as a race traitor.
>>341960223
It gets better. In the books she the reason for the Catrionic plague. When she first got her planet hopping powers she accidentally ended up in an Italian port city during the Black Death and took an infected flea with her back.
>>341960450
That book was written by the worshipers of the Crones. The truth of what happened is lost to history.
>>341960472
And then theres the other point of why high heels were invented in the first place. Those type of boots aren't actually THAT hard to walk in (not when compared to the shit yen was wearing)
>>341960628
the fact it doesn't match their eyebrows and has roots showing.
And they have designs for home made cosmetics using charcoal.
>>341960434
>Sorry if it triggers your ass that he isn't an autistic self insert with no personality.
That's exactly what Geralt is, though.
>>341960660
>She's in skellige on some island with a fistfighting combat arena.
Nah, she sword fights. I set her on fire with my blade.
>>341960751
I don't think any of the sorceress' ages are directly given. That being said I'm only halfway through Baptism of Fire, so it may come up in Swallows/LotL.
>>341960770
if they have homemade cosmetics, they can make home-made hair dye. Honestly, it's fantasy. Not sure why this kind of stuff bothers people like you.
>>341960482
Unlike the latest bioware games where the entire crew/party are trying to have sex with you at some point regardless of your choices.
How are people defending this?
>>341960751
She's "young". Which means she's below 50 about 10 years before the game starts.
>>341960203
How new are you?
Thebull94 might as well be a staple of /v/ culture at this point.
>Autistic
>Claims to hate a game but obsesses over it to the point of posting both on /vg/ and reddit threads/subreddits
>All of his OPs start with the equivalent of "so now that the dust has settled"
Dude is the personification of new/v/
>>341960329
Dude was posting long before that. He legitimately is obsessed with try to get /v/ to hate it. Not sure if he's a paid EA shill, a Biodrone out for revenge, or just a shitposter, but he's been posting non-step every fucking day.
>>341960476
>Bookfag here
>>341957029
The responses to this post prove that /v/ is incapable of coherent, intelligent discussion.
>>341960761
I think her shoes are fine, but if your defence is they are for riding , she doesn't do that all that much
butthurt sjws complaining about a fantasy game were demons and magic are real /thread
>>341960847
Yen's age is given..somewhere. I don't exactly remember where it was given.
She's 100 in Witcher 3.
>>341960751
40-50ish going from the books if I recall correctly.
Also Yen is going on a century by the time of the games. Geralt is 80ish as well.
>all young females have perfect teeth
>male of all ages, and old women have fucked teeth
convenient
>>341960981
>main characters in a visual story are attractive
>this is somehow shocking
neogaf pls go
>>341960643
Yeah it is.
>>341960657
This is pretty much how it is from the books, and TW1 has so much more of it that you're either a blatant newfag or completely underage that you didn't already know what you were getting into before you started.
By the way, you can always take the choice Geralt would(like you should) and simply skip the sex scene.
Unless that is just simple things like provocative dialogue triggers your anxiety of never having had that sort of dialogue in real life.
>>341960857
That still makes it weird that mages who can control their appearance use cosmetics.
>>341960482
>You have to propose sex first
No. You have to take her on a date as part of a quest. A quest you have to do to save another Witcher. Then the "dude we should fug because ur the MC xD" kicks in.
>You have to chose the Land of Fables, delve into her past, and then accept her offer
You explore dialogue options that have nothing to do with a relationship, but instead exploring the plot, and then it ends with her grabbing your dick and a option that LITERALLY says "let her have her way with you". If that isn't forcing herself on you like you said it's not you need help, senpai.
>You have to seek her out and I've played this game twice and still haven't found the bitch
You beat her up in a duel and she wants to fuck you for it because you're the MC.
>No idea what the fuck you're talking about here
Win a Gwent tournament against some girl. She wants to fuck you for it because you're the MC.
>>341960096
>The Japs say if you see whites then you're just being subconsciously racist.
They have large eyes with coloured irises and a lot of them have coloured hair. Even the shape of the face doesn't look Asian. Asians have very flat faces, with wide noses and are oval or round shaped generally. All the Japanese characters have a very western shaped head, and more pointed European noses.
If you showed someone from Africa or India an anime character and a picture of a white person and a picture of an Asian person and asked which one they thought the character was based on. They would pick the white person.
>>341960657
>the character will still hit on you the entire time
Once or twice, until you tell them to fuck off.
And so what? There are other ways they'll behave toward your character, also without your consent. They'd be fucking boring if they were nothing more than silent, emotionless statues until doing only what's expressly commanded of them by the player.
>Face it they design the games around the romance
They don't design the games around one very small portion of character dialog, probably <5 minutes total, which has no bearing on the game's outcome no matter how you handle it, in a 10-30 hour game.
That's complete nonsense. Why would you believe something so retarded?
>>341960921
She spends nearly the entire game riding because she's on the move.
Have you ever considered that maybe there are things that are supposed to be going on in the time that you're looking for her that you don't see when the scene isn't about her?
>>341961069
He's talking about Bioware games retard.
>>341961102
well, they can change their flesh but they can't make it have the tones cosmetics give it, I guess.
>>341961127
>Even the shape of the face doesn't look Asian.
To them it does. Trust me. You are seeing what you want to see and they are seeing what they want to see.
>>341955223
OP's point is valid. But for fun and because it reminds me I'll bring up egypt. Where all the chicks wore more mascara, eyeliner, and eyeshadow than a modern day prostitute. All to keep bugs out of their eyes and flies from trying to suck eyeball fluid. That shit was even at one time subsidized by the government.
>>341956872
>>341957197
>>341957350
Can you please pick up a tripcode so I can filter you?
>>341961083
>not letting her explode in tw2
For some reason I got her character entry even though she died in the previous game.
>>341961113
>You explore dialogue options that have nothing to do with a relationship, but instead exploring the plot, and then it ends with her grabbing your dick and a option that LITERALLY says "let her have her way with you". If that isn't forcing herself on you like you said it's not you need help, senpai.
If you let her have her way then she's not forcing herself on you is she anon?
Jesus mate have you ever had sex in your life?
>>341961205
>well, they can change their flesh but they can't make it have the tones cosmetics give it, I guess.
that makes zero sense.
>>341961212
Why would black people even need massacara and eyeliner?
>>341961336
It really doesn't matter in the scheme of things when you have undead walking around.
>>341961342
read more
>>341961314
>If you let her have her way then she's not forcing herself on you is she anon?
>grabbing your dick out of nowhere because lol fanservice
>not forcing herself on you
>Jesus mate have you ever had sex in your life?
I have actually, thanks for the concern. That's probably why I laugh at how horrible this hamfisted """""romance""""" is.
>>341961342
>All to keep bugs out of their eyes and flies from trying to suck eyeball fluid.
>>341955223
But the women you're dealing with are whores, nobles or peasants
Makes sense they were make-up
does Dettlaff deserve to diehow about Syanna
>inb4 he didn du nuthin
>>341961391
you notice this stuff when fans sell you the game as having the most detail out of any rpg
>>341961113
>You beat her up in a duel and she wants to fuck you for it because you're the MC.
Wrong. She made a vow that she'd only marry a man who could beat her in a fight. That's why.
>Win a Gwent tournament against some girl. She wants to fuck you for it because you're the MC.
Completely wrong. Damn nigger you either didn't play or you are shitposting. She fucks you so she can get the money while Geralt is sleeping. She's a Nilfgaardian spy.
Fuck off you dumb shitposter.
>>341961205
>You are seeing what you want to see and they are seeing what they want to see.
dude, asians don't even have coloured eyes....
>>341961475
>I have actually
>>341961127
>60% of the world population has all the same facial features.
>>341961507
It really does though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5BsJ1TRMh8
>>341955223
Yes because drawing on your face requires incredible riches and modern technology.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kohl_(cosmetics)
>>341961517
The autistic shitposting about this game gets worse and worse every passing day.
I should just filter anything Witcher related
>>341961502
yes
killed multiple innocents
should have gone to regis for help instead of doing what the blackmailer wanted
>>341961507
I think they meant visual details. Anyway, makeup on the main characters is just hollywoodizing the story up. it isn't all that important, man.
>>341961557
>dude, asians don't even have coloured eyes
The colors are code for personality traits. Also it's wish-fulfillment since their population is so homogeneous.
>>341961475
>romance
The fact that you think it's a "romance" makes me doubt you've ever had sex. It's a quickie. Like you get in W1. And in W2. But you didn't even play those in guessing and W3 was baby's first Witcher game am I right?
Or do you not remember this bitch and what she spent all of 2 doing?
>>341961604
then why did it fuck up what I just said.
Why does the game have like 4 faces?
>>341961576
>he's already resorting to reaction images
Looks like I won the 4chan argument. If this was The Witcher, I'd be drowning in pussy and bad dialogue for it.
>>341955223
I'd point out the impossibly tight hippie pants that Gerard is wearing first before mascaras tbqh
>>341961668
Mind telling me how? I'm shit at filters and I'm fucking tired of bull making 5 threads where he switches between
>W3 is shit why does /v/ like it
And
>W3 is GOTY how can Bloodborne/MGSV/FO4 even compete
With a little
>Hey guys I totally just started playing W3 even though it's been out over a year, when does it get fun?
>>341961738
>Why does the game have like 4 faces?
Disingenuous and you know this. Your opinion has been dropped immediately since you can't even make a point without making pretty bold exaggerated lies.
>>341961737
>It's a quickie
I'd like too see your pick up game if you think any relationships in the Witcher are believable and not newgrounds hentai game tier.
>>341961934
the number of junk npc faces is not far from 4, might be 6 but I'd be shocked if it was higher.
But hey, you are such a fanboy you never noticed so having this shown to you is too much to deal with, fair enough.
>fantasy
many things derive from sapkowski's brain and hes not that into making everything realistic
he even wrote the protagonist to have swords on his back even though its physically impossible to draw the swords. Thats far more annoying than make-up.
>>341961923
Honestly its impressive that TW3 is such a good game it inspired some insipid fanboy of another series to spend all of his time trying to insult a video game like it were a full time job.
There has never been a game to assravage so many autistic children at once.
Most normal people would just forget about a game if they genuinely thought it was bad and let the threads slide due to lack of interest.
But he knows that lack of interest will hardly be the case for TW3 so he feels the need to "bully it". Pretty hilarious and pathetic.
>>341960887
Who is Thebull94?
>>341961973
>Heh, I know that the story focuses on an albino mutant with cat eyes roaming around with a lost princess who fucked a vampire while they wander through Edgville Fantasyland but that sex scene? Too far man. Nothing at all like the women I've picked up with my suck fedora and anime knowledge.
I can only imagine how triggered W1 would've made you.
Be glad W3 was baby's first Witcher game. Even 2 would've put you in a safe space for a month.
>>341955223
you could excuse the mascara if it was used to keep the sun out of her eyes, which is a thing that people do
>>341962326
some autist thats been shitposting in witcher threads for a year
>>341962351
>Even 2 would've put you in a safe space for a month.
>>341962351
Nice strawman, Anon? What'd you name him?
>>341962402
not only that, but isn't she basically royalty so why would it be that weird? Even tomboys do a few girly things.
>>341962351
Savage
>>341955223
>ITT people bitch and fight about realism. In a fucking video game.
Ayup.
>/v/ is so sexually stunted they literally cannot pay attention to any female that is not a complete slag
If you ever needed proof this board was fillled with 13 year olds with shit taste, here is this thread.
>>341962326
Here's his reddit account which he was dumb enough to copy paste from before it was found. He deleted it almost immediately and the person who found it was using a fucking iPhone so these are the only pics we have.
Note the tell-tale signs it's bull posting
>Comparison with Skyrim
>Insisting that he's fighting "shills" or fanboys even though if he wasn't making Witcher threads there wouldn't be any
>Starting waifu fights
>Defending FO4/Bethesda/Bioware
>>341961502
He didn't deserve to die originally, but then the night of the long fangs and then it was it for him.
I wish there was a way to do Syanna's fairytale adventure and kill detlaff.
>>341962797
dettlaff fight song is pretty good
https://youtu.be/W_Iaw2j3VM4
>>341962723
I thought the guy shitposting was the one who had 500 hours in Dragon Age II? I remember someone on /v/ was threatening to doxx him and call his parents or something
>>341961676
>>341962797
>they didn't get the best ending
lmao
>>341962871
It wouldn't surprise me. Wasn't that guy some gypsy shit? Would explain that hateboner for Polish people.
There's also this.
Help me roleplay geralt in this game, book fags
I get the impression he always fulfills contracts, generally isn't an asshole but stays out of moral entanglements, and doesn't actually fuck all.the bitches that throw themselves at his dick. Is this accurate?
>>341962710
>my little anon is so sexually stunted that women that would otherwise never even look at him in real life in a video game triggers his autism
>>341962925
if your best ending
is just doing the syanna end and letting detlaff win you're a fool.
I wish we could've killed that fucking elder vamp.
>>341963020
No idea but I think this is it I don't delete anything from history
>>341962723
>>341963020
This guy is amazing, his endless threads on the Red forums are pretty damning too. Like fuck, man, I hope he gets paid for this shit.
>>341963148
Demanding everything try and give you a boner is pretty pathetic, anon. Is your life really that empty?
>>341963278
What's his account name?
>>341963170
lmao
>>341960715
And I keep telling you butts, his name is a Dark Tower reference.
Not an anagram for god.
>>341963116
He fulfills contracts unless the guy who hired him is a bigger asshole.
He stands up for nonhumans. Sometimes.
He ALWAYS collects his fee no matter what.
He has a soft spot for children.
He's obsessed with Yen. He won't fuck anyone else if the two actually commit.
He hates Emhyr and politics in general.
He's sarcastic and mouthy except in the presence of higher ups, but only as long as they pay him and don't behave like sociopaths.
If the monsters aren't a threat or he's not paid to fight them he ignores them.
Muh Ciri takes precedence over everything I just said.
>>341963285
>Ask not the world for an erection. Let your erection ask for the world.
>>341963278
Oh god link the account. I am truly amazed at his autism.
>>341962871
What.
How do you get 500 hours in DA2 without idling it?
>>341963575
How does anyone manage to be obsessed and shitpost about a game for several years?
>>341963437
So what would he do in a situation like with the crones and the tree spirit? Knowing the Crones are the Crones. Kill the tree spirit because muh Ciri?
>>341963176
I remember this. It was funny seeing him try to deny it to save face like he tries to pretend he didn't make the exact same thread 10 times before. Not sure if he is Thebull94 though.
Christ this means his autism goes all the way back to W2 vs. DA2. Imagine MEA and Cyberpunk 2077 releasing in the same year.
>>341963713
He knows the Crones. There's too many unknowns with the Tree Spirit. Plus Geralt is an untrusting fuck by nature. Better the devil you know after all.
>>341963278
Don't just leave us hanging you faggot. Link it before he deletes it.
>>341963741
cp77 will have multiplayer and mea will have denuvo so maybe he wont afford both and cant shitpost as effectively.
>>341963825
Despite the tree spirits claim that the crones are going to eat the children and the "promise" that the tree spirit will save them?
>>341963825
And the wounded niilfgaard soldier in the prologue area? Tell them it's too dangerous to hide him, or to take him in? I don't think the game gives you an option to stay the fuck out of it
>>341959467
You can literally loot "ingredients for black mascara" from the blond sorceress. It is on the bench by her door.
>>341963912
>Implying he would give a fuck
Why do you think he's using the same bugged webms from release? He just reiterates other people's complaints and spams them. He'd just wait for /v/ be their usual bitchy selves and copy what other people do. Only he'll never fucking stop if this thread is any indication.
![black_death_ver2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZgJf7Bk.jpg "black_death_ver2[1].jpg")
What are some movies with a similar feel to The Witcher 3?
Pic related for example
>>341963330
>>341963535
>>341963893
http://forums.cdprojektred.com/members/3747484-Thebull94
He's been banned for a while now, took me a bit to find since I had to figure out my CDPR forum account to search
>>341963956
Only Sapowski can nail down Geralt's mindset like that. Best I can say is that both the Crones and the Tree look evil, have done evil shit, and are in Geralt's way. Geralt needs the Crones though. He doesn't need the tree. Ciri takes precedence over all else remember?
>>341963975
Too dangerous. Remember Geralt is a neutral piece of shit remember. Not hiding him is not the same as telling on him. You're telling them to walk away.
>>341963741
>mention this
>thread dies, autism stops
Really makes you think...Anyone remembers the name of his account on the Red forums? >>341963278
Mentioned here?
>>341964335
>He used the same fucking forum name
Holy shit this guy. It's like he WANTS people to find him.
>>341959973
DERETE THIS. DERETE IT RIGHT NOW.
>>341964421
This happens a lot. He spams threads for a couple days, someone has to remind the summerfags/newfags who this guy is, he goes quiet, comes back the next day. He never stops for long. Longest was when he left after spending all of 2015 claiming W3 wouldn't win any awards and then Dorito Pope gave it GOTY. We had two solid weeks of him fucking off. Then he came back comparing Steam active users and he's stuck with that ever since.
>>341964421
After that other fucking thread refused to die because the little shit kept bumping it I hope this one gets stickied. Maybe Thebull94 would finally fuck off.
>>341957234
>i never seen stilletos
>>341964335
>"s-sharpening" will fix it
Holy. Shit. It really is him. Oh my fucking God. His posts are the exact same.
>>341964335
Anyone who thinks all these Witcher threads haven't been one guy needs to take a look at this. It reads exactly like his 4chan posts. Goddamn I want to throttle the little shit. How the fuck is he that obsessed?
>>341965090
>How the fuck is he that obsessed?
autism
>>341964967
I didn't really buy into the whole
>Every single Witcher criticism comes from one guy
But all of this reads a little too familiar.
>>341965138
>Has a reddit account
>Had a CDPR account
>Posted in the general
>All for a game he hates
Don't know what else to call it honestly.
>>341964335
>PS4 user
>Triss poster
>His first posts are about the downgrade
Wew lad how deep does the rabbit hole go?
>>341964335
Not sure if it's the same person but I remember a long time ago there was a guy on the gamespot forums who was a Bioware and Bethesda fanboy and he would cyber stalk everyone who liked CDPR but didn't like nu Bioware or Bethesda.
He got banned multiple times but kept making new accounts
>Gets BTFO
>Immediately leaves to go make another thread
Like clockwork.
>>341955223
>waah the womenz look too pretty!! Waaah!
This is why nobody takes you seriously.
>>341965220
Well definitely more than one person has critiques and had concerns regarding the graphical fidelity of the game as compared to sword of destiny trailer(which the game is still graphically a masterpiece), however this degree of seething animosity is just not normal and the evidence is overwhelming this guy is attempting subterfuge to rally personal armies against a video game that can be observed by the amount of rehashed shitposts you see daily.
>>341955938
>>341955223
>>341956665
Keira doesn't wear makeup or lingerie though. Neither Triss or Yennefer wants to jump in bed at the first opportunity either, you have to go through very long questlines before you can even get a kiss from either of them and both of them are initially pissed off at Geralt.
>>341955223
It's an inexpensive alternative to actual make-up. They can do it themselves and the mix lasts for three days before it needs to get swapped out/changed. Some women use it, others use actual make-up and the rest don't bother using anything. .
>>341955223
>only in our modern era exists makeup
fucking uneducated retards
even egyptians had makeup you niggers
Mascara and eyeshadow make my dick diamonds though
I love the shit out of that type of makeup on a womna
>>341968547
I don't know if the underage on /v/ understand just how actually hot "slut"/"whore" makeup is
>>341966812
>Keira doesn't wear makeup or lingerie though
You can glimpse Keira's nipples if you look hard enough.
>Neither Triss or Yennefer wants to jump in bed at the first opportunity either
Because there's more important shit at hand than having the luxury of getting caught up in fucking. Although Yennefer and Triss will both indulge are a small length of time.
>very long questlines
Hardly. You do like three quests with Triss before she kisses you, and then like two more before she fucks you. Shortly afterward Yen fucks you during Crach's party.
>>341959606
>Arkham City's Catwoman
>short-haired Elizabeth
>Maya
Off to a poor start.
