Get famalam'd edition
Has anyone tried following Andre?
put finger in andre
JUST FAMILY MY SHIT UP, SENPAI
WELCOME
Get the finger and throw it through the invisible wall behind andrew
>>341945113
just accept it, theres nothing more in the demo
These threads are going too fast.
Pete was too good for this world
>>341945172
Most obvious invisible wall ever is put up in the kitchen and all you can do is watch him wander away.
>>341945410
Tell me about Family Man, why does he wear the glasses?
>>341945365
Except memes.
We have to find all the memes.
>>341945393
JURASSIC PARK
Someone post that webm of the guy hitting the wood with the axe and finding another room, I'm curious about where it is
Fuck I didn't see this thread. Anyways, anyone else tried to avoid getting family'd?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6MmbHG8Ta4
>>341945494
Anon is right, we must find them. Even if we become memes ourselves....
>>341945113
dead game
dead franchise
I WAS RAISED IN A DEEP DARK HOLE
I'm going to commit the next three hours to trying new things in this demo.
Any suggestions?
With enough upvotes I'll follow Andre.
>>341945616
I backed all the way into the yard, twice. But then I got lost and has to turn around. Family'd
>>341945473
Meant obnoxious, not obvious.
i got to the resurrected andre fight, how the FUCK do you not get kicked every four seconds
AceBoogz gave up!
One down!
Cherioh still streaming 12 hours a day everyday, but i don't think he will handle it for too long.
>>341945835
Follow him
>>341945797
Got any proof to snack that up?
ATTN anyone that has DIRECTOR'S CUT ( not GREATEST HITS version )
please try putting in the disc at the VHS screen with the spinning spool
>>341945845
Hasn't he tried literally everything anybody could ever think of?
>>341945845
New family members. We must find new family members.
>>341946023
How will we find and welcome them?
>>341945952
No. My GoPro won't record VHS, sorry
>>341945679
If it's a dead franchise why are they making a sequel and a remake of 2?
Why are we still here? Just to look for secrets that aren't there? Every night I can see the axe...
Andre...
the dummy finger...
they won't stop taunting me. You need closure too don't you? I'm going to make capcom give us the answers!
>>341945616
I wanted to see if family man would just instantly hit you if you turned around
Other than that I didn't manage to escape him
Any streamer set their subscriber alert message to "welcome to the family son"?
>>341946110
sucker punch them in the face after saying "welcome to the family, son of a bitch"
>>341945974
That can't be a coincidence can it?
Maybe it's trying to say that it's how they originally wanted Resident Evil to be?
>>341945113
How many people that have played Resident Evil know it's called Biohazard?
Alternatively, I can attest that most Japanese people don't know Biohazard is called Resident Evil in the west.
I got both endings like everyone, when I went down from the attic I clung to walls and went slowly and didn't get welcomed for a while
you know a game is shit when people start glitching it before completing it
>>341945585
curious
>>341946429
To be fair, this isn't the most polished game ever
>>341946339
>How many people that have played Resident Evil know it's called Biohazard?
Literally everyone
>>341946429
>a tech demo is a game
>>341946339
Well I didn't know The evil Within was Psycho break in Japan
>>341945616
I did this but I grabbed the cutters and watched the tape to get the axe and have been able to walk freely.
>>341946429
everyones making assumptions dude BUT hear me out, there are 3 different telephone responses after picking up the phone, why? if it was a glitch then there would be only 1 response and you'd be getting sucker punched after hanging up the phone
So will resident evil 7 actually be 2spooky ghosts and shit?
All these things that move around seemingly instantaneously and without being touched by anyone.
Maybe family guy is actually the world's greatest Ninja, able to do this all without being seen.
>>341946624
>So will resident evil 7 actually be 2spooky ghosts and shit?
Chances are it's a virus causing people to see shit
>>341946624
The gooks pretty much said that the teaser has almost nothing to do with the actual game.
What if Famalam guy edited the ghost girl in VHS to ruse someone
The secret to getting the final ending is interacting with certain objects and items in the right order. The numbers and phone messages hint at this. KEEP TRYING!
>>341946965
I believe you about as far as I can throw Joey Fatone.
>>341946904
"it was just a prank, bro"
>>341945845
It's spelled Cheeroh, and no, I won't be giving up :^)
>>341946624
>Maybe family guy is actually the world's greatest Ninja, able to do this all without being seen.
Well, he does occupy physical space. When the player grabs the key, family man walks past the door and then you hear the chairs in the kitchen being knocked down.
>>341946845
Good because it has almost nothing to do with Resident Evil.
>>341947181
It was just a prank, son*
Why don't you join The Family and drink blood instead? YOU ARE BUYING SKYRIM REMASTERED RIGHT?
>>341947550
Oh boo hoo. I loved RE1. I loved RE4. And I loved First Hour.
If 7 is like 5 or 6, my wife's son is gonna have a bad birthday.
>>341946965
Got any proof to snack that up?
GO TELL AUNT RHODY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4vxDJKjoBI
If he wants more sons to be in his family, he should go through the traditional adoption channels.
>>341948271
He doesn't want a broken son, he wants a son he can heartily welcome.
Is the puddle guy from the trailer Leon?
I want it to be Leon. :(
>>341949491
It's a raincoat buddy.
Or it's hooded, either way Leon has never worn a hooded jacket, so to assume it's him is reaching.
>>341946845
>Capcom clearly just made a P.T.-esq demo to trick the P.T. crowd to pre-ordering RE7
Clever girl
Someone has more abandoned south places videos to get in the mood?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LN955iyRcms
>>341949569
The sides of the hood looked like Leon's bangs to me. Disappointing.
>>341949838
>>341949569
It's the Raincoat Killer, York he's struck again!
>>341950269
It seems to be wearing some sort of mask. Probably an enemy in the game.
>>341950269
I think a lot of people see it that way too.
But pause the vid or something, definately a part of the jacket.
I'm more interested in wheelchair man being Spencer, even though they half assedly "Confirmed" there will be no returning characters I feel the way they worded it means that they'll be available to be referenced, and Spencer wasn't a big time character in RE, just references and a throwaway death.
>>341950556
>>341950556
It's the Raincoat Killer, York stop trying to obfuscate things by making us look for flowers George.
family man follow andre invisible wall finger andre proof welccome to the family fiinger andre proof follow the invisible wall for the finger to andre the proof family man follow andre invisible wall finger andre proof welccome to the family fiinger andre proof follow the invisible wall for the finger to andre the proof family man follow andre invisible wall finger andre proof welccome to the family fiinger andre proof follow the invisible wall for the finger to andre the proof family man follow andre invisible wall finger andre proof welccome to the family fiinger andre proof follow the invisible wall for the finger to andre the proof family man follow andre invisible wall finger andre proof welccome to the family fiinger andre proof follow the invisible wall for the finger to andre the proof
>>341950952
Dammit it's that Old man Spencer again!
>>341951210
>>341950952
How would you like your sinner's sandwich Mr. Stewart.
You people are all retards this is Deadly Premonition 2.
>>341950556
>>341950813
A gas mask? Could it be?
>>341951210
o shit i never noticed the fangs
>>341951351
She's missing her head in this image, or am I seeing it wrong?
>>341951689
his teeth got ripped out
PC DEMO WHEN
>>341951840
would u fug ghost
>>341952223
who u asking nigga
i's be ball deep in dat ethereal pussy
>>341951865
His face was shoved in a pipe, which caused his eyes to pop out.
>>341952223
RE has cute girls. Ghost girl happens to be cute girl. Yes.
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE CONFIRM
THAT IF YOU STOP THE TAPE BEFORE ANDRE DIES
WILL HE STILL BE ALIVE?
CAN SOMEONE WITH A PLAYSTATION 4 PLEASE TEST AND CONFIRM THIS
>>341951840
>>341952050
I have feeling people will be disappointed with the game's story.
Everything points towards a ghost story.
Including the
>she's back
Said in the trailer.
Is this demo actually spoopy, like jump-spoops?i hate jumpscares
>>341952525
How would one find out if he is still alive? Hes just sitting at the certain place when you stopped the tape?
Use the axe on the invincible wall to save princess Andre.
>>341952735
There aren't really any jump scares.
Except getting famalam'd the first time. Mostly its a psychological horror.
>>341951689
I never noticed either.
Must be a glitch.
>>341952735
You can hold my hand anon. No jump scares if you're with me.
>>341952735
There's a "boo", so yes, but otherwise no
thanks guys for watching reaply5 it was fun to talk with you guys. Sorry I had to end the stream 2 hours in. Girl was waking up and I would be going back and forth on the phone and I don't want that on a stream. Maybe later tonight I will continue or tomorrow.
I think the demo really is gimped. This will be a part of the game. In the trailer you can see in the present there is a ladder going down. I don't think there is anything else to find but I will keep searching.
>>341952735
Game start
Turn right
Hit lever
Go into room
Grab Fuse
Insert Fuse
Go upstairs
Answer Phone
Game Ends
IGT:: 23 seconds
No sense playing it desu, it offers nothing. Only reason theres so much discussion is people are retards and adamant that hitting everything in the house with the axe 1,000,000 times will reward them with some hidden s00per secret item
>>341952603
okay, THEORY TIME NIGGERS
Let us theorize who is "she". Are you fail air with RE lore?
It can be:
1. Existing monster
2. Existing character that seeming went ded/missing
In first case we already have assumption it is Lisa Trevor. She was pretty much immortal cocktail of all possible viruses mixed together and COULD survive the blast.
Who else could it be. Any ideas? let's consider every RE game.
>>341952874
You need to focus on the finger next time. Try burning it with light or something.
>>341952735
Hardly spoopy.
Its all pretty run of the mill, manequins move on their own, eerie sounds, pig guts, person standing in corner (or so it seemed).
>>341951689
It's edited.
>>341952953
Ada and Jill are infected. So is Sherry. Maybe it's Jill, Ada and Sherry.
>>341952953
LISA IS DEAD
WHY WOULD SHE COME BACK 20+ YEARS IN THE FUTURE FROM THE MANSION REINCARNATED AS A YOUNG GIRL
>>341952804
okay...
Should I even stream? I'm so fucking bored of it now.
>>341952953
Why do faggots want her to be Lisa Trevor so badly? Why can't we just have new fucking monsters?
https://twitter.com/hima_shakai_jin/status/744167566944309248
>>341953283
What a cutie
>>341952995
I will try more of it. But I'm really out of ideas of what to do with it.
>>341953352
Kek, it's confirmed that he grabbed andre under the staircase
>>341952735
A bit, some dolls falling from the ceiling, manequins moving on their own when you are not looking and falling near you.
My first playthrough scared the shit out of me.
>>341945604
Deepest Lore.
>>341953352
>"We caim tou tha Senpai Iley Suan"
What did he mean by this?
>>341952953
The "she" they're referring to is of course the little girl in the boxart, the picture with the scribbled out girl face, the girl in the mirror.
The game takes place in a plantation farm house in Louisiana, there is no way Lisa could've left Spencer state, escaped the nuke and moved to Louisiana.
>>341953347
REfags have autism. They have aversion to change. They want Lisa, Leon and Spencer back.
>>341953352
>tfw you get welcomed into family anyway
>>341954386
what are the odds of a hurricane happening in the game?
but who was family man?
>>341954680
>>341953352
*teleports behind you*
Welcome to the family son
>>341945974
More focus on this instead of you eceleb streamer shitters.
>literally reliving the psx days of secret CD code
>>341953119
Well, it's not really edited.
In the trailer, he has those serrated shark teeth.
In the actual demo it's normal lips.
See for youself.
Serrated teeth:
https://youtu.be/V_Hbr9ITvc0?t=2m1s
Normal:
https://youtu.be/w3DNILFQop0?t=13m46s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIcwcpvWGkA
I feel like all the fags who got "familied" just don't respect family values
game has unique built-in mechanism that can detect it
>>341955231
That doesn't look right. It looks like a bad photoshop smudge job.
Did you guys notice that when you get familied at the door, family man makes "hehehe" before grabbing the player? He doesn't hehe in the attic.
I tried pushing the mannequin down the hole that led to the basement and you'll never guess what happened...
Collision physics on it stopped when I got it into the doorway of the living room and I was no longer able to push it around. Tried it again just to double check. Even the convoluted shit can't be tried because of how badly it's thrown together.
>>341955618
I unironically wouldn't mind if this was a Texas Chainsaw Massacre game with how much he values family.
>>341952042
NEVER, FUCK YOU.
why can't capcom come out and say if everything has been found?
This will turn into a disaster for them if they don't
>>341955646
you can just open trailer posted there (high res from steam) and go frame-by-frame as I did, it's not ps.
>>341955989
Any movable prop disappear if you try to push them into the VCR room.
Each prop is tied to the room they're set in. If you leave the room, they disappear, that happens even if they're right in front of you.
>>341956135
what stream are you watching currently?
>>341956109
quite the opposite. if they come out and say everything has been done, the hype is dead. i'm still gonna buy the game regardless
>>341956232
steam trailer, not stream.
>>341956452
I mean, what stream are you currently watching if you are watching one?
>>341956135
I believe it's the actual trailer,but I'm basically saying that they fucked up his mouth for the trailer.
>>341956320
If it comes out that there was nothing else, people will get really angry and the game will already have a negative vibe to it.
I think capcom us people have no idea that there isn't anything else as the japs forgot to tell them
>>341956109
More family man memes
>>341956780
It's Andre's time to shine.
so what are the chances that this is literally the "beginning hour" or a prologue to the main game? Like the character you're playing is watching the video of the murders before he/she preps to go to the house and investigate the surrounding area? It would explain why you can never "win" and why you are given simple introductory puzzles/weapons to learn the mechanics.
>>341956837
I don't get it.
>>341957008
zero because theyve stated this has no ties to the actual game
Are the Outbreak games and RE0 any good?
>>341956767
why will people get angry? i wouldn't be angry at all. the reports of more endings were second hand, not from the developers. they never officially stated how many or what type of endings there are, the community themselves did that. it would be pretty stupid to get angry for your own made up ending to not get fulfilled.
>>341957123
They also lied to Max and said that the finger is used for something and the axe has no use. Then a day later they retracted the statement.
The game also has RE reference including an Umbrella Helicopter. And Ada Wongs voice actor on the phone.
>>341957359
well of course it has ties to the universe shithead.
official interviews stated that this demo has no ties to the story not some random PR kid
>let's go back to our roots
>doesn't go back to their roots
? ? ?
>>341952953
My guesses
1. New character, either the protagonist or an antagonist.
2. The character who will be the catalyst for a new outbreak or spoopy happenings
>>341957008
>>341957123
There are 4 side-story and an extra story episode in the Deluxe edition. This demo is probably one of those. These side stories will probably explain small details of the main plot or maybe they will simply be unrelated situations that put the player in the shoes of victims of the experiments(like in the demo).
People are reluctant to accept this demo might be related to RE, because of the ghost. But i think it's time we accept the ghost. It worth noting that RE1 was inspired by Sweet Home, a game by Capcom that had ghosts.
>>341957480
RE was originally meant to be an FPS during development.
Anon BTFO
>>341957549
no one is saying it isnt tied to RE it just has nothing to do with the main story line jfc lmao
>>341945473
I guess this makes sense? Cause the camera man never caught where he went it wouldn't make sense for the player to go there.
>>341957586
show me ghosts in re1 development
>>341957342
because it's a bullshit demo with left over items. I didn't spend hours a day doing crazy stuff like in PT just for them to come out and say
> lol those items are useless!
I'll just say right now I won't even buy it .
>>341957430
If they lied before, why would you trust them again? The trailer for RE7 is this fucking demo. What you see in the demo is in this house. It's part of the game.
>>341957643
Honestly I think a better solution for the devs to have done is just have Andre wander around the kitchen close to the door and have the game wait for you to look at other stuff around the house while he then goes and disappears
>>341957681
do we need to remind you about 3.5?
>>341957791
>re3.5
>roots
I don't think you understand what roots means
>>341957681
Could very clearly be a hallucination.
Besides she could just have a virus like wesker that allows her to move faster than sight.
>>341957359
>And Ada Wongs voice actor on the phone.
Proof.
>>341954386
I haven't heard a single theory about the little girl in RE:Revalations2 could it be her or related to her in a way?
>>341957858
or an infection could be causing her to appear to the infectee
>>341957704
see
>>341957549
who knows what is ahead. maybe you can load your save data and use your items in the next demo / segment. maybe you find them on the dead body of this player character.
As someone that doesn't have a PS4 and has loosely followed these threads, what is the family man shit and what happens in the demo?
>>341956780
Nice. I like it.
So did someone at capcom actually imply that there was more than one ending? Also I thought I heard something about a capcom employee saying that the axe had a use on the second floor. Is that true?
>>341957742
>If they lied before
???
>>341958018
Oh son you need to become apart of the family!
>>341957586
they said main game isnt fps
>>341957873
Actually during the first day the game was announced, dozens were saying it was Natalia.
But the director of RE7 only directed the first Revelations, he doesn't give a shit about the other games and said there won't be any returning characters, it's a new story and the main character is the player himself.
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/resident-evil-7-producer-explains-what-the-full-ga/1100-6440991/
The creative team of Resident Evil can never have creative freedom or be innovative with the title because of the so called "fans" always having a never ending bitch fit over "muh roots" .
Capcom can never win.
>>341958161
Why would it be Natalia? Did she die or something?
>>341952603
Eh, original RE4 was set to have spooky chain ghosts and shit, I think this could work. Family man uses viral spores to mindfuck people into thinking theyre seeing ghosts in order to make them "believers". Umbrella is interested in the hallucination effect, allows family man to continue, "loses" samples often in an effort to keep the experiment going. In the end family man cult ends up spawning some super tyrant thing that wrecks everything and forces umbrellas hand.
Or they just say "fuck the virus, lets do spooky ghosts and crazy druggy mountain mans"
>>341958298
make a new ip rather than changing an existing one and alienating existing fans
see: god of war
see: dmc
see: re4
Did kojima beat the demo?
Btw I'm going post an autistic list that I have noticed and tell me if you noticed something so we beat the demo
-after you watch the VHS you can see on the kitchen's floor pieces of crates like you brake with the axe in front of the fridge
-when you open the attic's stairs the lighting of the room changes ,after its changes you can walk down slowing you can see that the lighting it's the same as the attic ,maybe you find a hidden path with lighting effect? I don't know
-the picture with women and kids and horse at the left side of the piano sounds different when you hit with the axe maybe something it's hidden there?
-what's wrong with Clancy's shadow what's with his ears? Hes not holding the camera with his hands Go Pro?
where my boy Andre lewds at?
>>341958040
Was suppose to go to
>>341956837
And I am also a moron please welcome me
>>341958130
>The final game is also entirely in first-person perspective. This is driven by the concept of Resident Evil 7, which is a return to horror.
Faggot
>>341958342
>>341958429
>A short time after that, a helicopter piloted by Gabriel Chavez, flew near them with hope of using it to take them all off the island. However, the Overseer caused the helicopter to crash remotely. While Moira and Natalia were distracted, Neil Fisher, who was working with the Overseer, captured Natalia and took her to the Overseer's central facility.
>Later after talking for a short while with the Overseer, revealed to have been Alex Wesker, Natalia was made to sleep in a stasis pod, where Alex transferred a digitized copy of her consciousness into Natalia's brain and sent her to sleep beneath the facility for 6 months while the consciousness transfer finalized.
>Six Months LaterEdit
>Natalia awoke 6 months later from her stasis pod. She can't remember anything about what had happened to her on the island, and begins to wonder why she was there. Natalia encounters another Natalia, who claims to have a letter from Lottie. They then travel across the island compound looking for Lottie, with Dark Natalia making snide comments along the way. Natalia finally discovers Lottie, only to realize that it was all a trap devised by Alex Wesker's half of consciousness inside her. Dark Natalia and Lottie disappear, leaving Natalia finding herself standing in front of the port, where she meets Barry for the first time.
What a fucking clusterfuck, really? RE sure wentto shit after RE4, glad I skipped all the crap.
>>341958432
>re4
>alienating fans
That was them caving to what the "fans" wanted.
It's time to let go. There are no more endings. We have to move on before it's too late.
>>341958596
>caring about the story in RE
lmao what a fag
>>341958710
>giving in
anon...
>>341958682
re4 was called changing an existing game to appeal to a broader audience
Has anyone tried triggering all 7 ghost sightings in one vhs run?
Why are people still playing the demo? Can someone explain?
>>341958950
its random
>>341958992
autists who enjoy axe swinging physics enough to hit every inch of the demo twice over
>>341958992
because people want the demo to be more than it actually is.
so
>unlock the door
>open it
>family'ed
have anyone tried unlock the door but not open it. then use axe to hunt old man down in the house? im too lazy to try
>>341958710
You expect me to just let go and accept that I've wasted days on just rumours?
I..I can't.
>>341945410
Is that an older Joel from TLoU?
>>341959135
>has anyone tried this super obvious idea for a 5 minute game that has 1,000~ people playingi it thats been out for 6 days?
>>341958596
Yeah, Revelations 2 story is a clusterfuck.
And they actually had a good location, an island in the eastern coast of Russia. A location that has only been used by another game: Singularity but still managed to make it shit.
The thing is, Alex Wesker successfully transferred her mind to Natalia regardless if you got good or bad ending. But luckily, knowing Capcom, they usually drop these plotlines, so this whole mind transfer stuff probably won't return.
>>341945732
Man that song fucking sucks
>>341959135
In this vein of thought has anyone tried to follow andre?
>>341959550
i think it's never been done before
If the light starts flickering, you messed up. Find the pattern of interactions that will keep it on. It's like PT and the baby laughter signaling you were solving the final puzzle. Instead the broken light signifies you broke your run.
>>341959795
C'mon man, that's too genius for Capcom. The light is just RE engine glitching.
where are the zombies?
>>341959863
An engine won't glitch for a light source to start flickering, that's retarded. It's a scripted event that is triggered.
>>341959795
what light
>>341960054
>>341959863
You're right about it being too genius but yeah, it's clearly meant to flicker.
any advance fellas? apart from being a ruse?
>>341960053
up you're ass.
>>341959342
Completely drop Steve/Leo DiCaprio, only mentioned once and Claire has barely gotten any love apart from Rev2.
I've only played Rev1 and loved it but still haven't gotten past that last boss fight.
>>341960054
>An engine won't glitch for a light source to start flickering
Kek, then you haven't played Hitman. In the Paris level, candles used to go crazy and start flickering.
>>341960303
this.and that capcom said the axe isn't important, the finger is.
>>341960360
д y х
г o p ы
>>341960416
the italofag still pushing the meme
nice
>>341957704
Why did the flashlight change color sometimes?
>>341959795
The light flickering is just a part of a scripted event after picking up the VHS like the noise from upstairs or the t.v. making white noise.
>>341960521
that's a cheap DOM edit of the website
he even record a webm of the whole setup
>>341960440
Stalin?
>>341960416
That's literally the pinned tweet with its text edited.
>>341960416
What the hell are we supposed to do with a swiss knife? We can't even get through the doors with a damn axe.
This is obviously a load of bull.
Can I axe you guys a question?
>>341960654
are you retarded?
>>341957238
Outbreak File 2 is one of my favorite PS2 games
>>341960801
are you the proof fag feeling lonely?
>>341960773
Someone should edit the tweet and make it say, "Too many questions, game cancelled"
>>341960828
They should just remake it with better net play and file 1&2 combined. I want to play as some sexy Kevin again
>>341945113
not resident evil, never will be now fuck off marketer.
has somebody interacted with the "numbers" in the order 1379
>>341961096
I would buy 3.
>>341954868
Psh. Nothing familiar, son.
>>341950952
>yfw we finally get Spencer Tyrant
>>341961276
See what you faggots did
italofag pushing too hard now
he got busted by capcom
capcom mad
>>341947623
todposting
>>341953352
>Finally home of Famipan uncle have also been moving at high speed remains back
>>341961470
literally zero photoshop
You know that icon that shows up in the pause menu while playing the tape? I might be hallucinating already but it kinda rotates faster when you spin the right analog.
LMAO
>>341961470
The idea of some Capcom community manager brazenly posting that without fear for his job is hilarious
andre faces wall and sees something player cannot see
player should face same wall with playstation vr not hooked up, then plug in playstation vr.
i don't have ps4 and haven't played it but that's the solution. dunno why nobody else figured it out.
we twitter memes now, what's next, Andre lewds?
>>341961897
>Player should face the same wall
>>341950493
>>341950851
Clear as a crisp spring morning.
>>341958837
Wrong. By the time RE0 came out many longtime fans were getting tired of the RE formula and wanted something different. RE4 was the result.
>>341958992
Because nobody knows what the dummy finger is for.
>>341962268
it is used to show nintendo the door out of vidya
>>341961493
Anything Dragonball Super is disgusting.
>No stakes at all
>>341962150
FK in the coffee!
>>341962268
there is no use. capcom simply gave us the finger.
what's all this talk about a raincoat killer
I've missed 6 to 8 hours of memes
fuck
I want moira to ride me anally
is cheeroh still alive? yesterday he was about the break
>>341957549
can you pre-order to get the theme and then cancel?
The demo was phenomenal. How are these threads such absolute dogshit? How are there so many meme spouting fuckwits right now? It's like 2008 again.
>>341962947
>How are these threads such absolute dogshit? How are there so many meme spouting fuckwits right now?
you are on 4chan retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Per8-vAZAw0
>>341952369
Woah, what. Where the fuck is this?
Where is the original source of the footage?
>>341962947
These threads and the demo have been really fun. Shut up and leave if you don't like it.
>>341952603
That's clearly Rebecca.
Anyone else noticed in VHS land that only the axe drawer and the chained cupboard are interactive? We find the lockpick for the drawer but there's nothing we can use (yet) on the chained cupboard. The fusebox, the TV, the stairs button and the piano do absolutely nothing in VHS land, but the chained cupboard might.This is significant I think.
I'm starting to think this won't be solved until the full game gets released and you need to do something in conjunction with the demo and the full game to progress in the demo.
just a reminder that no Ada no buy
>>341963464
>and you need to do something in conjunction with the demo and the full game to progress in the demo.
That'd be new.
I wasn't supposed to use the debug ps4 for anything other than our games but I poked around. seems like there is something else to find.
>>341963832
sent ;)
>>341963683
>the female models in RE6
>>341963832
show the goods
is it true that Andre is Famalam son? AND your brother?
>>341963464
There's just nowhere else to go or nothing else to do, I agree it looks like since they changed almost every other interactable item they could've changed the chain too, but I mean if there's anything else it need to be some kind of convoluted "do 17 things in this exact order because fuck you", if it could be solved with logic it would've been solved already.
>>341963376
No recurring characters in RE7.
>>341963683
>Caring this much for an ancillary character
>>341963683
NO MERCHANT NO BUY
I TOLD YOU ALREADY FUCK
>>341963464
Put the bolt cutter in the empty drawer. Use it in the VHS world to cut the chains.
Am i the only one who enjoyed english dub in the game?
Not a native fag but it was pgood tbqh senpai
>>341962830
He is going tomorrow for another round. 80 fucking hours on a 20 min demo.
>family man
>andre the compadre
>pete the sweet
>ghost girl
these characters have more characterization than 80% of the AAA games released these days
the power of memes
>>341945113
i have not given a shit about resident evil 7 till today. i thought the seventh game was going to be like 6 and shit, anyway i dont care about resident evil but liked PT, and my friend showed me it today. I'm amazed, but this isn't going to be how it is, isn't it
>>341964826
What about Clancy the dependable camera man and Lucas the bad seed?
how do you become an Andrefag?
is there any tutorials available?
so the twentieth is when they will reveal the answer right?
>>341965025
who the fuck is lucas
>>341965404
Could be today, it IS Father's Day after all.
>>341965448
protag
>>341965448
A bad seed, apparently.
>>341965448
The Bakers' son.
So I got the fuse and the back door key on a play through. The upstairs door opened up that's usually boarded up. The doors open but there's still some boards in front of it. Will the axe break them down? Not playing atm and just wondering
fuck fuck shit rotten fucken fucking fuck un fucking believable fuck fuck fuck andre where the fuck did you fucking go fuck fuck
Is Outlast worth playing since you guys keep comparing Resident Evil 7 to that game?
>>341966392
Damn okay. Maybe I should have started with the pendant
>>341966561
just watch pewds play it
Official RE7 theme was released.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3En4wVhk6U
>>341947835
>he didn't like 6
>>341966898
Who?
>>341963683
God. When will this childish 'no X no buy' meme disappear
When I get back from work something better be found
>>341967302
NO TUFU NO BUY
the axe is just there to introduce the game's melee combat and the finger's uselessness to inform that that there will be misleading fake clues in the puzzles throughout the game
>>341964045
Wanna know who isn't recurring?
>>341964081
>TFW we are getting Resident evil 3.5 where virus makes people hallucinate shit
What a time to be alive
>>341967302
let me answer you with a retarded food analogy.
If you are lactose intolerant, you wouldn't buy milk that isn't lactose free.
>>341963683
Stfu Leon , you already have Hunnigan and Ashley why do you still care about this chink bitch who keeps on cucking you?
>>341966930
I love Fleetwood Mac and never heard that before.
Ever hear Stevie "GOAT" Nicks song from Heavy Metal soundtrack-Blue Lamp?
>>341968145
That soundtrack is perfect
>still no drugs that make you feel the last thing they did to you over and over again
When the fuck will the OTHER organization Ada is working for come out of the shadows?
12 hours of gameplay..no use for finger. Mom say turn off your sony. Annoying so kissed her. Itchy...tasty.
>>341968983
Eat doggy food
>>341962597
Nobody remembers you Walter, go crawl back into your room mommy.
>>341968983
New meme 2016
>>341968496
I think by this point she might be working for aliens.
this thread is dead
FUCK
>>341968349
Funny enough Blue Lamp isn't listed on the soundtrack actually. Try and buy soundtrack or look it up on anything it but YouTube it doesn't show up.
>Harry Canyon-Kiss my ass!
>Prostitute-I'll do it for twenty bucks!
I guess because dialogue plays during that song it isn't listed it's retarded I love that soundtrack, it and Reach Out by Cheap Trick are my favorites.
>>341970231
Got high and watched this once it melted my mind
>>341970485
>want to play ORC
>GFWL
>>341965448
The muffin man. Don't you know the muffin man?
>>341970101
Capcom really have to throw us bone at this point, everyone's giving up.
>>341970401
It's fun without drugs too but the choppy animation has aged but worth watching off the influence.
Taarna, B17 Zombie Bomber, and Cabbie are GOAT.
>>341970767
The story with the abducted girl is pretty fucked up when you think about it.
>>341970767
Def. Only watched it high the one time because it was way too much for me. Love it though. Need to buy it.
"she was going for broke"
Journey playing in the bg
>>341970767
Zombie bomber actually gave me chills when he's in that swamp
>>341970754
this so much
capcom fucked it up
>>341971052
Yeah that ending is pretty bleak. Taarna going into the volcano and orb girl becomes the next incarnation of tarakian gives me chills.
>>341970961
Druggie aliens and that robot.
>Are you jewish ?
>How would I know I'm a robot.
I can't recall exactly so I'm paraphrasing, it's 5am and I'm tired.
>>341945787
try chopping the dummy finger with the axe
>>341972214
>come with us!
>but i have a life and family on earth
>forget them
And then she spends the rest of her life on another planet fucking a robot.
>>341970658
Just get Umbrella Corps when it comes out in 2 days instead
>>341972448
Maybe when it goes on sale.
>>341972337
Yep, I wish we could get something like Heavy Metal but anime and rap soundtrack or whatever.
Rza made a Kill Bill rap for Oren Ishii.
>>341972448
Unlike ORC, UC is being developed by a Japanese studio, so it might be good.
>>341972674
I would've liked to see something like that with Nujabes as the composer.
>>341972691
Doubt it, was Re5 multiplayer any good? I never played it only base Mercs..
>>341972919
RIP
Space Dandy is kinda close imo.
an screenshot from one of the bosses from the full game just leaked
>>341972674
Sounds like garbage
>>341973010
Versus was fun at first, then it became annoying because people would only make rooms with their friends so they could stomp on newbies.
Co-op is still fun.
>>341952369
Theres another video of someone with the same door "glitch"
What I find weird is that in both videos the phone doesnt call and no one is on the line. After that in both videos the doors seem to be missing
>>341973283
I wouldn't be surprised if Capcom cut some stuff from the demo and the dummy finger is a result of that.
>>341973151
Where do you live? You will join The Family
>>341950052
Yes! Look up Dan Bell. He has a video in an abandoned children's mental institute (one during the day and one at night) and they're pure RE7 inspiration
>>341973075
The opening cutscene also got leaked, pic related.
>>341966930
Damn thats some nice shit
>>341973454
I saw those recently. The one at night you can totally hear a lot of creepy shit at certain points.
I love his abandoned mall videos. They give off such a comfy feeling.
>>341973551
Yeah Fleetwood and Stevie Nicks are pretty good.
>>341966930
That joke would've worked if game didn't already have a theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjZUbCpIi_U
Its pretty good
>>341973582
Dead malls was how I heard about him. All of his dead mall videos are comfy as shit. I had been dying to go to a mall since discovering him and I did today finally and was disappointed to find the mall completely bustling. Socal enjoys it's malls far too much
>>341973464
>opening the pot in the kitchen
>>341973863
>>341966930
nigga pls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4vxDJKjoBI
Putting Ghosts in RE is just as awful as Zombies with guns.
>>341974254
If you haven't already seen his Penn Hills video, you should give it a watch. It's pretty cool.
>>341974329
RE has had zombies with guns for a while now however.
>>341974329
Re4 happened, technically not Rambo zambos but they're functionally the same thing.
Zombie- mind slaves/thralls for witch doctors.
If you could have any person (alive or dead) be the person who does the "RESIDENT EVIL" voice clip every time you press start in a future RE game (REVII or otherwise), who would you choose?
>>341948064
this guy
>>341974303
Already posted step your game up Aunt Rhody. This a wholesome family environment for my all my sons!
>>341975321
anyone but the guy who did the gamecube games/ports
>>341975321
I liked the Re5 guy. I wouldn't mind if it was a Foghorn Leghornesque voice.
>I says, I says Resident Evil son!
>>341975878
Isn't it the same guy for REmake, RE0, RE4, and RE5?
>>341975874
You truly are the SON of Big Boss!
>Such a lust for fammmmiiily!
So with the huge horror focus of RE7, does that mean there won't be a Mercenaries mode?
>>341976103
I'm not sure honestly. I'd laugh my ass of if they went a completely different direction with that.
How would Scooby Doo characters fair in Resident Evil universe?
>Scrappy and Velma as only survivors
>Oops I dropped my glasses and zombie trips over her
>>341946171
underrated post
Wasn't too impressed. Didn't feel anything like Resident Evil at any point, but rather more like Silent hill.
Not sure if they are rebooting the franchise or going for a completely different game. They added an image with the chopper with the umbrella logo.
>>341976687
>reboot
>confirmed sequel
>They added an image with the chopper with the umbrella logo.
We haven't even scratched the mystery of what's going on yet.
>>341976687
>basically the entire currently-revealed premise of the game is RE1 in first person
>Silent Hill
>>341976449
That's what Umbrella Corps is for now.
can we finally call it by it's name?
A
MASSIVE
RUSE
U
S
E
>>341974329
>RE 3.5 had "ghosts" but it had already been established they were hallucinations caused by the virus
>"WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE THERE GHOSTS HERE"
Why are people so retarded?
>"'she's back' obviously means muh Ada"
>implying
>>341978283
>Implying people didn't think ghost in 3.5 wasn't a dumb idea too.
>>341978510
They're obviously referring to Rebecca.
>>341978640
But she's already back in the new CG movie.
>>341978604
It was better than some of the shit they did afterward instead.
Regardless, people right noware too fucking stupid to even consider the hallucination thing and think RE7 is "muh paranormal activity" shit.
>>341978702
Seriously? They had to bring back Claire through a movie, never have most of the cast in one game.
Closest was 6 and it's pretty bad, those emails/character correspondence have good writing though.
>>341975321
REEEEEEEESIDENT EEEEEVILLLLL SEVEN|
>>341979734
Motherfucker. I haven't even watched a lot of his movies but that voice is ingrained in my head.
guys, guys
WHAT IF
>>341980318
ohhhhh
>Hold L2 to aim axe upwards
>press the fire button to shoot the ceiling
AHA! You're meant to shoot the phone while in the 2nd floor by standing where the headphones are and then follow Andre!
>>341978510
Alexia clone or no buy first day.
/cheeroh17 streaming again
12hrs marathon
>>341981491
Stop shilling here
>>341945113
>Upside down tears
Very nice, i didn't expect that
soooooooooooooo, the demo is a buggy mess with no ending
BRAVO
>>341979151
Troy baker
Do youbelieve in ghosts, anon?
>>341982859
Yes
anteatah you little shit
Is anything knwo about the main game by now?
Is it a prequel, a sequel, a reboot?
is this a demo an example of vidya kino
Who has a copy of the transcript that German streamer upped, with a call to Capcom? it's been deleted
>>341983434
Occurs a few years after RE6. Stays in just one area (kind of like RE1, I suppose).
Producer apparently said no returning cast, but there will be references and callbacks of course.
>>341983434
Sequel. This has been said like a million fucking times.
>>341983489
Its nothing of interest.
Just said theres something but they dont know what because japan doesnt tell them
end of story
>>341983716
>Just said theres something
in what context?
>>341983557
always assume someone's here for the first time.have you tried following Andre?
>>341983738
Some use for the finger.
>>341983880
hm ok. thanks
>>341983849
Can't. He turns invisible and walks into a wall.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSagK41RfEM
GO TELL AUNT RHODY
>>341983925_____________________________________________________________proof?
>this demo won't be in the main game
so RE8:HillBillies then?
>>341984797
Not Hillbilies, Bakers.
>>341984881
Not Bakers, The Bakers.
>>341985049
The Troy Bakers?
Weren't they suposed to add stuff to this game for fathers day
You guys are nd asshole
capcom needs to do a sewer gators spinoff or whatever the name of andre and pete's show is called
tfw I fell for the Patch on Saturday guys!!! meme
>>341985274
they should make a full episode of it as a trailer of sorts. it would end with "next week on Sewer Gators: Dulvey Haunted House"
>>341982859
Never experienced it.
"why would you break the boxes if you are going to throw it out of the plane"
The cheeroh guy has lost his mind.
>>341958298
Just keep making games that play like REmake, that's literally all we want. The loud majority that is the action game side of the fanbase can fuck off.
Hey guys how about followin An...
Nah nevermind
this thread was the bomb two days ago
capcom is shit,fuck
>>341985145
It's barely 6, give it some time
>>341945113
just try the demo for the first time
>VHS has ghost on it
fucking dropped
This shit is a reboot at this point
Someone know how to get the picture on the coffee table ?
>>341986854
Anon, we've been over this many times...
requesting that picture which compares how the ghost girl and murderer who kills Pete and Clancy look.
Andre's the key to all this, if we get Andre working. 'Cause he's a funnier character than we've ever had in the series.
Someone can post the picture of the "shadow figures" in the attic ?
>>341984026
I WAS BORN IN A DEEP DARK HOLE
>>341987145
for the ghost girl google
"re 7 ghost girl close up"
>>341987583
Here you go f@m
i played this everyday and look everywhere, theres no place to use the dummy finger, i dont think theres more to this demo, IM OUT
>>341988259
yes, but have you tried following Andre?I'm so, so sorry
Someone noticed this ?
>>341988585
yes, it moves, we know
>>341988585
>the cable doesn't conect
HOW DEEP THE RABIT HOLE WILL GO?
>>341988585
That can't be intentional, it's too retarded to be there on purpose.
>>341988951
>>341988826
>>341988804
"Memories hold the truth, don't let appearances mislead you"
Also why the chain is still there, why there is no "Simplygon" sticker on the micro-wave ?
>>341989125
The Simplygon sticker isn't there because it's simply gone.
So the VHS world is the future,right?It can't be possibly the past.
>>341988585
>>341988951
>tfw the demo gets patched like we predicted
>all it does is move the fusebox to connect with the cable, we still don't know what the finger does
>>341989125
Maybe you have to do screenshots with the ps4 to all these changes, to kind off have a real evidence thats it not real/is real
>>341988569
all those twitter is bullshit and follow andre meme is a joke, ill just wait for another info or trailer, goodluck on this madness tour guys, godspeed
>>341989292
Proof?
How the hell is this game more HYPED than PT?
My memory must be bad, but I don't remember a constantly full thread about PT when it came out for a week after....
There is no use with the ps4 controller if the game is coming on PC and X1, so no mic (like P.T), no touchscreen (PSVita and PS4)
>>341989557
Memes.
>>341989557
Because PT was solved quickly so no one really talked about PT as much as they talked about Silent Hills
>>341989557
Because P.T was absolute shit for me. A boring corridor walking simulator by none other than one of the memest persons ever created.
While this currently is also a corridor walker, it shows a lot more potential in the RE series, which it really needs.
>>341989292
I really, really would want something more to be in the demo.
However....
On Capcom stance to all this demo mess: if there really was something they'd give spoopy hints and tried to hype more people to give it a shot. If there's nothing to the demo however they'd stay silent and let people do free marketing for them. They wouldn't want to discourage people from playing it, by telling the truth.
>B-but the shadow map!
>b-but unused items!
>b-but the inconsistencies!
Yeah, it's a badly made demo with bugs and glitches. Disappearing mannequins, glitchy wall textures, RNG ghost.
It doesn't mean the demo is 2 deep 4 me. It might as well mean it's unfinished and/or rushed.
>>341989557
Because Fucking Finger. Do you know what an unclosed gestalt is?
>>341952223
hell yea
https://youtu.be/OjR-_lePuqA?t=8
>>341989847
Oh, you forgot something, the demo was out 1 year ago m8
the game is in development since 2014
>>341989926
It's like that Spider-Man scene. Romantic af.
>>341989557
PT was solved too quickly by dumb luck. This has more hype because of the weird shit in the demo. It also shows a new direction for Resident Evil to take, which sparks hype.
>>341989926
I just noticed she smiles, at 0:10 stop.
This makes her less scary. Now I hope they make her a friendly ghost, that like guides you along the area and tries to protect you.
>>341989557
You could actually get a satisfying ending without knowing what the flashlight colors did in PT, with RE7 all we have is TWO FUCKING DEATH SCENES.
>>341989997
one year ago it might've been made by Kojima as part of Silent Hills. Then it switched the studio and it all got Capcom 'qualitied'
>>341988585
>>341988804
>>341989125
>>341988951
It's a mistake, in the DESOLATION trailer in VHS mode it is on correct place
>>341990157
That looks more like she's being fucking hung upside down than a natural smile.
>>341963683
>Ada is in the game
>She's basically the black guy from The Shining and dies as soon as she shows up
OR
>Every previous character is killed off in a news paper article
>>341990273
No, the scene shows Family man, so "present-day" but there is also picture on the table
>thread has been up for 10 hours
Finally giving up?
>>341945113
>give it an axe
>a hard way to get the axe
>it does nothing
can CAPCOM be that stupid?
>>341945732
BANE?
>>341990502
NEVER
Can anyone give me a tl;dl about the demo so far. Only joined the bandwagon a few hours ago.
>>341990502
I gave up on day 3. 3 days is long enough for thousands of autists to find any answer. There's nothing left until Capcom either patches it, releases another part, or outright says the finger is a red herring.
>>341990724
capcom keep hinting there is a way out of the house. biggest clue so far is seemingly useless dummy finger
people have been trying everything and have pulled the damn thing practically apart but still havent solved it
>>341990472
No, it's VHS mode with filter over it
>>341990794
I think it's like P.T extremly precise input to unlock the end
>>341990502
Not until we get someone to follow Andre.
>>341990724
1.Leave the house through front door, get family'd
2. Sneak into attic and pick up phone, get family'd
3. Spend 12 hours hitting wood with axe and trying to stick finger into VCR
those are your only 3 options
>start demo
>WELCOME TO THE FAMILY
>2nd try
>want to go upstairs after finding the key
>stars won't come down
Doshiou? All there is left is getting invited to the family again. What am I supposed to do with the finger I found?
>>341988014
Paz is the only fappable mgs character.
>>341990906
Doubt it. That was obtuse and still someone managed to luck upon it. Pretty sure PT was better put together than this demo in a lot of aspects. The one thing to find in this was the lockpick, which led to the axe and the Umbrella photo. That's the real secret, that this is connected to the overall RE plot and that Umbrella is coming back.
Capcom just wanted to show players that this is the new spooky direction they're going with. They didn't hide a ton of shit like PT did with epic meme Kojima-san.
>>341990960
Go where the key is before you watch the tape. Watching the tape makes the key disappear if you didn't pick it up and spawns a fuse for the fuse box.
>>341990960
Go to the secret passage and take a fuse. You know what to do next.
>What am I supposed to do with the finger I found?
AAAAAH
>>341990960
Sorry, I mean the tape makes the fuse disappear and spawn the key. I haven't slept in three days.
>Friend played 5 hours yesterday on my ps4
>"HEY BRO IM COMING OVER I THINK I KNOW WHAT TO DO NOW"
Make it stop.
>>341991295
So, I have to get killed now because I already watched the tape?
>>341988585
Did someone think there might be "7 differences" between the VHS and real world?
RE 7 and shit
Microwave, backdoor, headphones, fuse... there might be more out there.
Yeah that probably doesn't explain anything. Just wondering, what if you examined the finger in front of these '7' places...
>>341991513
Open the fireplace as soon as you spawn and grab the fuse.
>>341991513
Yes, the fuse is most likely intended to be found in the second playthrough. Unless you're like an autist like me and checked every part of the map before playing the tape.
>>341991349
>complaining about having friends.
>>341972691
It looks like you go through a lot of familiar locations, so it might be interesting for that.
Remember kids, d oARD and prep or you will kiss the pipe
>>341963683
ada is phone you moron
What's the deal with the portrait of the lady with a bag on her head?
>>341992559
She was ugly
>>341990906
The lockpick doesn't lead to the umbrella photo, the fuse allows you use the stairs and reach the photo/phone. The lockpick only leads to the axe, which is just as useless as the finger, if there really isn't more to find.
>open door
>get killed
>answer phone
>get killed
So, should I just take a look at the photo and then watch the tape?
>resident evil 7
>you can only spot the ghost girl in 1 of 7 places
HOLY SHIT
Has anyone tried to place the phuse in another spot?
I'm not seeing any spooky ghosts.
SEND HELP.