would you play a game based on this?
>play a)
>taser tayson
>stick shuriken in his eyes
>??????
>would play
>>341898576
>Get close enough to taser tyson
>Instantly stabbed 3 times before you can even react or raise your taser
>Die like a bitch
>>341897301
The only two weapons that would feasibly be useful would be the katana and the gun, and the gun doesn't really have enough ammo to be good. The bear.
I take my chances blowing up the lion.
>>341897301
Your best bet is Tyson.
Throw four shuriken in his eyes while running up to taser him when he can't see, even if it's just because he's covering his eyes to block all the shurikens so he can't see and block your taser, then while he's paralyzed you can slit his throat with the last shuriken(and no, you wont be shocked by holding it while doing this)
The bear would likely trample you, katana and all, even if you poked his brain with it through an eye socket while it happened. 1,000 lb of bear at 40+mph is going to hurt even if it collapses dead on impact. In reality, you'd probably stab the charging bear in the wrong place and end up only tickling it while you piss yourself and then it knocks your head clean off in one claw swipe.
The lion would probably scare you so much that you blew yourself up with the mine, let alone killing the lion. Even if you did, it's quite likely that an above-ground mine explosion is going to kill you with shrapnel or the shockwave, much stronger than a grenade, which is also more powerful than you might think.
And three wolves are unlikely to go down from one pistol with only five shots. That's just probabilities and math. Not impossible but extremely unlikely considering that it's "old" and unreliable.
>>341897301
Depends on the setting, if it's an open area then definitely Tyson.
I can outrun Tyson, Tyson doesn't have infinite stamina and getting hit by razor-sharp Shurikens would probably hurt like shit, even if I can't throw them properly.
Shitty American beer no match for grorious nippon steelu.
>>341900702
.44 ball is nothing to fucking sneeze at, that shit will fuck you up.
Wolves are the easiest (weakest, above average strength man could break they're bones and the gun is just to cheap)
Lion is the hardest(500 pound big cats are both clever and strong, a land mine would destroy it but you would need a good set up)
Bear is the strongest but far from the deadliest( a sword is real help in this situation)
I'm not fighting Mike Tyson with some of the worst weapons in history
>>341903035
>above average strength man could break they're bones
This delusion.
Wolves are huge. You could break their bones if they where tied up and asleep, a hungry wolf that's going for you throat, however, is a completely different story. The velocity alone will knock you to the ground unless you're a 6'6 250lb 10%bf bodybuilder. Even if you are in perfect physical condition - 1 bite near an artery and you're guaranteed to bleed out within minutes.
Unless you're a sharpshooter, you'll get surrounded and eaten alive.
>>341897301
wolf is the most viable one
>>341904095
how do you know the wolves know where I am? the silenced adjective on the pietta implies they dont know where I am, they will find me pretty damn quick but all you need is a few seconds
>>341902452
Worst part is it's "silenced" for no fucking reason.
Wolves is by far the easiest, you noguns faggots.
>>341897301
B) Weaboostick is best weapon and superior nippon steel would kill the bear for me automatically.
>>341904436
>"Hearing. Next to smell, the sense of hearing is the most acute of the wolf's senses. Wolves can hear as far as six miles away in the forest and ten miles in the open. Wolves can hear well up to a frequency of 25 khz."
Good luck on trying to hide from predators that exist solely due to their ability to track and hunt their prey.
>>341904552
Suppressors do not in fact detract from the damage of a firearm. In fact in some cases they can make them perform better. Although I can't say I've heard anything about suppressed black powder revolvers.
I don't know how the fuck I'm supposed to take out a lion with a mine
Killing 3 wolves who are running at you with an shitty ancient revolver that has 5 bullets would be very hard
Facing a bear with a katana would be possible if I manage to jam it in his mouth or eye, but if I miss or it breaks I'm fucked
Tazing Tyson then kicking him in the head until he dies would be my best option
>>341905149
Suppressors are also useless in silent, open areas like forests. The sound may be suppressed but it's still loud and distinct enough for even a human to notice.
>>341905149
>In fact in some cases they can make them perform better
Not to any degree worth noting.
lion is best option, at least if i screw up with the mine i'll die instantly
p.s. sage
>>341897301
I think if you can land one shuriken to Tyson face, you can stop him long enough to get him with the tazer
then try to kick the ever living shit outta him
>>341905380
It doesn't really matter if it's suppressed or not, it's still gonna hurt. Although I admit it is stupid, you might be able to do something with how fucking loud the gun is near the predators with sensitive ass ears. It is outdoors though so it wouldn't be nearly as devastating unless you found a cave or something.
>>341904552
>>341904436
I think it's silenced so you can't fire off a shot to scare them away with the sound
>>341904095
>Wolves are huge
Actually they're not. They are almost identical to German Shepherds in terms of size and weight. Which is still in the range of something a human could overpower.
>>341899297
Nigger a katana wouldn't even phase a bear, it's made to cut people not bears, do you have any idea how tough bears are?
>>341905852
the bear is neither angry or hungry in this instance so I doubt it would continue to peruse you after a quick 1 or 2 swipes
>>341905852
You lace that fucking katana up to the longest sturdiest tree limb you can find to make a washing pole and you pretend you're Anthony motherfucking Hopkins that's how you kill a bear with a goddamn katana son.
>>341905765
You're talking out of your ass.
Wolves:
Height: 80 – 85 cm (Adult, At Shoulder)
Mass: Male: 30 – 80 kg (Adult), Female: 23 – 55 kg (Adult)
Shepherds:
Height: Male: 60–65 cm, Female: 55–60 cm
Weight: Male: 30–40 kg, Female: 22–32 kg
>>341904436
because you're a stinky ningen
>>341897301
I'm going to take my chances with Tyson, even if a shuriken won't fuck him up at least it'll hurt enough to distract him.
Pick D
Shoot self
I'd pick A because out of all those options, anyones fucked anyway. At least with A I might be able to talk it out/offer up my boipussy for my life
>>341906087
Grey wolves are the largest wolves in the world. They peak at about 80cm and around 45kg (adult male). This is bigger than a German Shepherd but only barely heavier.
80kg for any wolf is unheard of except those freaks of nature that are 1 in a million. Even a direwolf, the heaviest species of wolf to ever live didn't reach 80kg very often.
You got to stop watching movies.
>>341897301
I'm pretty sure a shuriken to the dick would stop tyson long enough to run away. so that.
Also wolves have pretty good ears so the blast from the gun may scare them away.
>>341906038
damn boi u dumb
He'll get aggred and wipe you sorry ass. Do you really think, that any creature such size, mobility and toughness with fucking claws on both paws which are like mini katanas would be afraid of white boi with a gook toothpick?
>>341899297
The bear is fucking massive and can claw you in way less time than you can line up a decent cut with a chink sword.
>>341906453
Correct answer
>>341906879
In what world is a mass difference of 10+kg "nearly identical"?
A is the only real option. Are you people stupid?
>>341908636
You can outrun a Tyson, you can't even hope to outrun any of the other options.
>>341908148
Closer to 5kg actually. And German Shepherds have a similar weight on a smaller frame. Pound for pound they're stronger than a grey wolf.
>A and B
You're fucked
>B
Just throw it at the lion.
>D
Get on a tree and snipe them.
>>341906267
>It's an OP pics a picture more interesting than his post episode
>>341908850
At least you can hide from Tyson if you're lucky, a lion or a bear will fuck you up really fast.
>>341908835
I'm comparing the average Gray wolf and the average Shepherd. According to Wikipedia the difference is around 10kg.
Obviously I'd pick A because he's already fucking dead.
Is Tyson angry at ME? If not, I can just stand down and surrender or just get out of his way. If he is, then the Lion. If I can't use the mine to kill it then at least I could scare it away.
>>341909265
(you)
>>341900702
>Your best bet is Tyson
You're a fucking idiot if you think you're going to do anything with those shuriken, and even more so if you think Tyson isn't just going to power through a basic Taser and keep coming at you.
https://youtu.be/4X5xYn-Cms4?t=17
>>341909474
Thing is it doesn't say anywhere that you have to kill him. An animal will see or smell you anywhere, Tyson is an incredibly strong human.
>>341910228
You're not gunna outrun an angry tyson in the first place.
>>341910385
The plan was to hide somewhere, assuming it's indoors. You're fucked against everything but maybe the lion if it's outdoors.
>>341897301
d, obviously. Lions and bears are so much stronger and more dangerous than humans it isn't even funny and neither a katana or a mine would be worth shit in either situation. And for A, even if it was some weakass manlet, the fact that he has a knife means it's probably over for me an hour two after the fight no matter the outcome. Add the fact that Tyson is strong and fast as fuck, I don't think I stand a chance.
D is the only option where a normal human could put up a fight in a 1v1 scenario, and since they're not hungry and usually prefer not to tussle with humans you could scare them off/cripple them if you're lucky with your shots.
>>341910760
>human could put up a fight in a 1v1 scenario
>1v1 scenario
3 wolves, not 1.
>>341897301
Bear. Superior 10000000000000x folded nippon steel will cut the bear in half with no effort at all.
>>341910903
I know, but your gun could possibly even your chances if you can place your shots well. Ideally you'd scare them all away, but if it really came down to it wounding or scaring off two of them would dramatically increase your chances of surviving.
>>341911151
Following your logic you might as well throw well placed Shurikens in Tysons eyes and then just tase him to death.
Put your mother in a straight-jacket you punk ass white boy. Come here and tell me that, I'll fuck you in your ass you punk white boy. You faggot. You can't touch me, you're not man enough. I'll eat your asshole alive, you bitch. C'mon anybody in here can't fuck with this. This is the ultimate, man. Fuck you, you ho. Come and say it to my face.... I'll fuck you in the ass in front of everybody. You bitch.... come on, you bitch. You're scared coward, you're not man enough to fuck with me. You can't last two minutes in my world, bitch. Look at you scared now, you ho.... scared like a little white pussy. Scared of the real man. I'll fuck you 'til you love me, faggot!
>>341897301
Anyone who doesn't pick Tyson is a retard. Well, unless you're an out of shape fatty/skelly. Just run away nigga, there's no way he can keep up with you, he's just an out of shape middle aged man.
>>341911720
Tyson would catch you in a fucking second even however old he is right now. Have you seen that guys fucking footwork? Thats called agility
>>341897301
>Tyson with a knife vs Taser+Shuriken
Very possible if the taser shot lands and works. Reasonable expectation of victory or at least escape.
>Bear vs katana
No. The bear will kill you before it succumbs to blood loss.
>Hungry lion vs land mine
The odds of the lion putting a paw directly on the mine are very low. You could win, but it's pure luck and the odds are against you.
>3 wolves vs 5 bullets
Possible but risky. Odds are you'll win, but the odds are close and you'll probably get at least one wolf on you before you can kill all three.
I choose Tyson.
The bear, I heard that if you hit a shark on the groin, it will scare it away so bears shouldn't be different.
It's Tyson or the wolves, both depend on how well you can aim or climb/hide.
>>341912517
I feel like i could at least put up some fight against the wolves without a weapon though, the other 3 are literally impossible without the weapon
>>341913785
>he thinks he could beat three fucking wolves unarmed
>>341913901
>he thinks he could beat three fucking wolves unarmed
that's not what I said
>>341897301
pick wolves, throw watermelons
>>341914149
You stand literally zero chance against three wolves. If you're lucky and very strong you might injure one's leg a little bit, but while you're doing that the other two will bite your throat and disembowel you.
You can reason or hide from Tyson, plus if you fail you'll die a less gruesome death.
>fighting a dead guy with shurikens and a taser
This is either really easy or really hard.
>>341915646
nice b8 m8 i r8 it 8
>>341899005
Is it prime Tyson? Cause a taser ain't gonna stop him. And dude is stupid quick in his prime.
If it is prime Tyson, I'll take a bear. I hear you can play dead and survive.
>>341915261
>mike tyson
>drop/lose your weapon
>he's faster, stronger, and bigger than you, stabs you a hundred times in five seconds
>bear
>drop/lose your weapon
>faster, stronger, and bigger than you, mauls the living shit out of you
>lion
>drop/lose your weapon
>faster, stronger, and bigger than you, mauls the living shit out of you
>wolves
>drop/lose your weapon
>faster than you
>you stand a chance
>>341897301
I think Tyson's fists are more lethal then a knife man,
>>341911151
>Just do good and you'll win!
I hate when people say this.
>>341916079
because you aren't good at anything?
>>341911348
>>341916079
Except in this case it would be way way easier to hit at least 2/3 wolves with your bullets than doing anything to Tyson before you're stabbed in the gutted fifty times. The bear and lion options aren't even worth considering.
>>341916040
>scenario is you with a weapon vs an enemy
>BUT WUT IF U DIDDNT HAB DA WEPPINZ HURF A DURF
>>341916040
Wolves are also really good at killing animals six times your size, when working in packs
>>341916437
I'M GIVING A WORST CASE SCENARIO, BECAUSE IF YOU LAND A HIT WITH A MINE OR A GUN OR A TASER YOU WIN INSTANTLY AND NOTHING ELSE MATTERS
EAT
SHIT
YOU
FUCKING
STUPID
NIGGER
I would go for Tyson and just try to out run or exhaust him. Assuming the arena is just flat open space? I'm not a fat-ass so it might work.
>>341916552
If you drop your weapon you lose in literally all of the scenarios. All of them. So why bother discussing it?
>>341916040
>you stand a chance
Yeah, against one. Too bad wolves are pack hunters and will go for your throat while you're being distracted by one of them.
Your only chance of survival is to not lose your weapon.
>>341913785
>the other 3 are literally impossible without the weapon
>He doesn't know about the guy who killed a bear with his teeth
>>341897301
The wolves wouldn't be hard. They're half your size, so just kick them to death
>>341916040
You stand little chance against one wolf if it isn't malnourished, let alone three
>>341916651
You could manage to get Tyson to chill out or not see you, if the objective is to kill then you're fucked in every scenario though.
>>341916040
>wolves
>drop/lose your weapon
>faster than you
>you stand a chance
Literally no.
>>341916924
>try to kick wolf #1
>wolf #2 rips out your throat
>Wolf #3 eats your dick
Wolves literally murder things for a living. You're a fat shitposter from 4chan.
>>341897301
>Lion + Mine
>Hole up in a cave
>Figure out how to arm mine
>Set at mouth of cave
>Wait
>>341897301
The 3 wolves sound good, I can start punching them and shit if I get out of ammo.
The bear is probably the best option, just stick the sword in his face or something.
>>341916040
If you don't have your weapon you are straight up dead in every single scenario. Your only hope is that somehow the bear or wolves aren't interested in attacking you.
>>341917369
>lion fucks off
>ivemadeahugemistake.png
>wolves
>shoot revolver into the air
>they get scared and fuck off
Ezpz. They aren't gonna risk their lives for the sake of lunch.
If this was an arena fight though, this would be different.
>>341917369
>lion sets off mine
>explosion causes a cave-in
>ivemadeahugemistake.png
>>341917675
>>341917580
>>341897301
It says Tyson is angry but how angry? Like angry that his 6 piece mcnuggets only had 5 pieces angry or his wife just got raped and killed in front of him angry?
>>341918396
Angry enough to bite your fucking ear off live on tv infront of 100 million potential watchers.
The average person stands next to no chance in any of those scenarios even with weapons. You might injure the animal(s) but your survival is next to nothing outside of pure luck. The only people likely to stand a chance are people trained in some form of combat or survival or an above average specimen in strength or stamina. Saying otherwise is pure delusion.
>>341918518
The average person might have a chance against Tyson depending on the winning condition. If you have to kill you're fucked, if the goal is to stay alive then you can hide or try reasoning.
>>341897301
Two clones of yourself now accompany you, could you still make it?
>>341918846
To be fair I was ignoring tyson but you're right I suppose, depending on winning condition.
>>341908768
You do know how boxers trained right? They run. Miles. Every morning.
>>341909049
You can also potentially talk Tyson down, which you can't do with any of the animals. I raise pigeons so I might be able to talk pigeon shit to calm him down.
>>341897301
Tyson honestly, you have no chance against the rest
I at least have a chance of out running Tyson
>>341897301
I need to know to answer. Is it the prime Tyson in that picture? Or slightly chubby old Tyson now?
Cause Prime Tyson with beat everyone in this thread to a pulp. He won't even bother using a knife to do so. A shuriken or a taser ain't stopping him
>>341897301
I would pick the wolves since they usually don't attack people and firing one shot would send them all running.
>shoot a wolf once
>they all run away
>still have a gun with 4 shots left
it's like you people have never dealt with wild animals in your entire lives. What are you basing your knowledge on, videogames?
>>341917369
>Lion walks into cave
>doesn't step on mine
>you're trapped
This isn't a videogame. You can easily pass over a single mine without stepping on it by sheer chance. In fact it's more likely he won't step on it.
>people actually thinking tyson is the best choice
He trained his whole life to fight other human beings, and he is considered one of the best at his job. He's stronger than you, faster than you, and is smarter in combat than you are. At least with the bear/lion/wolves you have a chance at outsmarting them, or catching them in a blind spot.
>>341919557
Im pretty sure your chance of killing the wolves is higher
You'll probably end up with a lot of gaping bite wounds but still
Tyson in his prime could easily tank the shuriken and the taser and then kill you with one punch
>>341916329
If you don't put a wolf down with a shot you'll just make it more dangerous. The head is a small target and that gun is pretty inaccurate.
>>341920195
It doesn't matter how strong or well trained you are, a taser will take you down.
>>341915963
depends very much on the type of bear
>>341920421
>He thinks he's going to be able to stick his arm out faster than a professional boxer can punch.
I bet you can't even do 10 jumping jacks you out of shape fuck.
>>341897301
nothin pesonnel bear, but I'm gonna slice you in two
>>341899740
i wish he would be mine
>people thinking the wolves would be easy
You remember in Jurassic Park when Dr. Grant is explaining to the fat kid how when raptors hunt one acts as a decoy and the others go around to attack from where you can't see? Wolves do the same shit. You won't even see it coming and then your throat is tore out.
>>341917606
Why do you think the suppressor is there faggot?
>>341920675
If he's at least like 8 feet away you'll win that quickdraw contest east.
>>341920195
You get a chance to talk Tyson down though, the animals are focused on having you for lunch.
>>341919837
Where do you think you are?
>>341897301
>pick Tyson
>get famous as the guy Tyson angrily fucked up for no reason
Bear with a katana of course, minimal chance of dying, you just have to cut him and he'll go away.
The rest all have bad chances of surviving.
>people saying Tyson in his prime could tank the taser
You have never been hit by a taser. I don't care how strong you are you're going down. Maybe if you had some a huge amount of some drug in your system to stone you out of your mind but even then that's a very slim chance.
>>341897301
I'm military. I know how to use a landmine.
How would the lion react if you just throw the mine at it? Would it explode if the lion hits or bites it?
Bear is easiest by alot, lion and tyson are about the same level of fucked unless you get lucky, wolves are probably impossible because they are going to surround you unless your a god with a revolver.
I would like to add the option
15 feral cats
Bare hands
>anyone saying tyson
you're not alexander
>>341921251
Isn't that an anti-vehicle mine?
What good is that against a lion?
>>341921754
You got 5 shurikens, if even one of them hit it'll cripple him enough for you to use the taser.
>>341897301
Tyson is the only one you have a chance of outrunning because he's human and he's not trained in sprinting, plus a taser will bring him down if it will hit.
Everything else is guaranteed to outrun you, even if the animals are old and fat as fuck, and even if you do hurt them with the weapon you're more than likely just making them more dangerous. With the possible exception of the lion, but land mines require a certain PSI on the trigger mechanism, otherwise the dirt that covers it up would set it off, and unless you get lucky enough for the lion to step on it that thing is basically a dead weight to you. Throwing it and hoping the top hits the lion won't give the right PSI.
Tyson is the best option.
>>341921969
His defenses are impregnable
>>341922071
can you trigger and throw it like a grenade?
>>341922071
Boxer are not train to sprint but they are train in endurance. They run miles every morning as part of their training,
Also taser are know to not take down fairly burely people.
Just think you underestimating Tyson. Unless he's old, then yeah, you'll fine.
>>341922071
The more I think about it the more I see the bear being the best choice, if you can poke it's snout with the katana and it doesn't just rush you down it might stop attacking and wander off
>>341922292
You can arm it and throw it like a frisbee, some landmines saw use like that. But that's only effective on tanks because they have suck a large footprint.
>>341922481
That I didn't know, not a boxer so I don't know what training they go through. But I've seen a taser bring down some big burly mother fuckers, like myself for example, shit hurts.
If the Pietta is a double, I would go for it. I would rather take my chances with meleeing the last wolf with a piece of metal, then to be stupid enough to shuriken Tyson
Bear is only logical choice. At least you have a chance to scare him off if you poke him. All others are death
Humans even strong all have the same anatomical flaws that can be exploited.
You fuck up with the other 3 you're fucked.
Fighting another human is statistically the safest.
>>341908768
>Outrun a boxer
>>341906879
You're a fucking retard .
(Mammals of the Soviet Union, 1989, pg 174, 175), Wolves of over 100kg are recorded in Eastern Europe.
>>341916457
Wolves are good at killing pack animals that has fallen of packs.
Just because Wolverines latch on to a gigantic elk, and sit there and stab it out for days, doesn't mean the Wolverine is a strong killer animal.
>>341923681
>pick riki
>literally nobody buys detection
>buy a radiance and never leave stealth again
I love being sub 3k too senpai
>>341923849
I meant to post in another thread but I appreciate you not making fun of me senpai.
>>341920909
look at the picture again. Its a close range taser. Even then if you had a police taser gun there is a good chance he will shrug it off. Nigga is a fucking murder machine not some scrawny crackhead.
>>341901380
>I can outrun Tyson
Good luck, fellow /v/ posting 4chan dweller.
>>341924043
Projectile tasers have a 15 foot range, and even Tyson would go down to a taser. Unless they're literally overdosing on PCP a taser will take down ANYONE.
>>341921884
maybe you can arm it and throw at the lion? Can you actually do that?
>MFW people actually choose the lion
You put the mine between you and the Lion, maybe even in a choke point. Guess what? The Lion still has to step directly on the mine for it to go off. Look at all the goddamn places it can step other than the mine. It's 100% chance, the odds are against you, and you only get one roll of the dice.
>>341924250
But you won't get a projectile taser in this situation, so your point is moot.
>>341924601
>1 shot
>shot
it's a projectile taser senpai
>>341924537
Anon-kun...
I think you need to double those odds...
>>341924735
1 shot as in one chance to use it. Does that look like a projectile taser in the picture to you?
>>341897301
>throw shuriken on Tysons eye
>taser him while he is blinded and in pain
>bite his ear off
Even if it didn't work, you would at least have a chance of surviving him fucking you up. Those animals, on the other hand, would kill you almost instantly; unless maybe you managed to scare the wolves off with your gun.
>>341924875
Do you know how small a target the eyes are?
>>341924875
I think you forgot to teleport behind him
Very sloppy of you, anon
>>341924996
That would work better against the bear, since you would have the perfect tool for it.
>>341924823
>Does that look like a projectile taser in the picture to you?
kinda yeah
>>341924229
I still have a lot more chance of outrunning him than a wolf a bear or a lion.
Taser won't take down mike tyson and hes just going to laugh at your weak arms throwing stars at him.
That said tyson is the best choice because you could spread your ass to him and beg for love.
>>341924875
Have you ever thrown an actual shuriken? No? I have. It requires immense training just to use it properly, like with knives. And even then its not nearly as good as anime makes it out to be. Like everything japanese its overrated as fuck
>>341925691
>I have
TELEPORTS
>>341921236
I am distinctly reminded of that crazy old out of shape guy on cops or whatever who gets tazed, fucking unfazed by it and proceeds to point at some woman and say "I'LL GET U BITCH". He didn't even drop his cigarette.
>>341897301
Which death would be the most painless in this scenario if you fuck up?
>>341926596
The animals have the possibility of NOT immediately killing you. You could lie there and bleed out. They could also eat your guts out while you are still alive.
Mike tyson might fucking sodomize you though so there is that too.
Do you want a wolf biting your dick or mike tyson bbc??
>>341897301
Honestly B) and hope to God you can stab it in the heart first go. Otherwise you're fucked.
>>341926596
If you're lucky Tyson will knock you out, plus he won't eat you. Hell, you might even make it out alive. I'd rather be shanked to death than be the lunch of a hungry animal.
>>341926596
>bear
>eaten alive
>lion
>eaten alive
>wolves
>eaten alive
>tyson
>eaten alive
Tough to say
>>341916079
Well if there was an option where you could do fucking terribly and still most likely win then what's even the point in the test, retard?
>>341916964
speak for yourself suburbia boy
>>341915963
>>341920462
A black bear would run if you put up enough of a fight, but would eat you if you played dead.
Grizzlies are aggressive and will typically ignore you if you play dead.
>>341897301
d)
wolves are scared of loud sound if I can remove the silencer.
>>341905765
You've clearly never been to Alaska.
>>341911720
Are you confusing tyson for ronnie coleman or what
Boxing is like 90% endurance
Are you all fucking retarded?
The obvious best choice is D, the wolves. You shoot and kill one wolf and the rest are going to run away. They're not looking to die for a meal. Fuck, you could just injure them all with a bullet and then they'll run away.
>tyson
tasor yourself, maybe you'll faint or something
>bear
commit sudoku
>lion
blow yourself up
>wolfs
shoot yourself
