Did they fuck?
>Did they fuck?
What did he mean by this?
>>341822347
Layton is such a quirky, shy guy.
Sex would be really puzzling to him.
>>341822347
I know i did
>>341822608
But he's a brit. Brit has sex daily.
>>341822774
But that's not his sister.
That's a big no no lad.
>>341822774
>Brit has sex daily.
The Brit said on 4chan.
>>341822608
>Sex would be really puzzling to him.
Literally.
There will be no new Layton game right?
I heard that the guy who created puzzles for the game died.
I'm sad.
>>341823224
But I am a Brit and I have sex hourly.
>>341823105
They said after the Aryan Legacy there would be no more layton.
Although, wasn't a spin off in the works that stars a thirty something characters?
>>341822347
Nah didn't have sex until nine months before his sons birth.
>>341823612
here it is: http://layton.wikia.com/wiki/Layton_7
They said it would be released in 2015 but I don't think it ever did.
>>341823565
ew, english sex
>pasty limey bodies
>awful facial structure do to bad teeth
>flabby from poor British diet and drinking since 18
>full of white guilt
>tv license
no thanks
>>341824070
>flabby from poor American diet
FTFY
>>341823565
why are brits so horny?
That ending though.
>>341824190
>About british guy
>Someone an american is involved
Oi maybe you should think that "frough". Tea sipping retard.
I going through Diabolical box again, and you know what, it kinda makes more senseif we assue that the illusions only cover the buildings and the poeple are the real remnants of the town.
>All of them mention the place is a ghost town compared to its old glory
>City folks see ghost here and there as if their eyes are tricking them
>Beluga founded a museum
>Butler has will of his own, plus Old Man couldn't have lived to long without one
All things considered it isn't a worse tweeest thanfucking Pacific Rim fight
>>341822774
I'd imagine Brits are the biggest cucks in the EU right next to Sweeds and Frenches
>>341822347
well this piece of shit had to come from SOMEWHERE
>>341824472
The butler was in the end credits but he was grayed out. I'm not sure what that was supposed to mean since the vampire guy was interacting with him
>>341824898
An orphanage?
>>341824898
How in the unholy fuck did motherfucking Professor Layton spawn this cheeky arrogant cunt?
>Level-5 drops Layton as a franchise
>Level-5 instantly turns to shit as a developer
Don't lie, you felt it too.
>>341825094
Layton was pretty cheeky himself. He just hid it because he is a gentleman.
>>341825498
DUDE YOKAIS LMAO
>>341825094
>cunt
Just because he made a holodeck that can recreate crime scenes and YOU didn't doesn't make him a cunt.
>>341824898
>There will never be a sequel using the gameplay from the last part of the final case
Fuck, it was getting really good when they finally dropped the hand-holding
>>341822347
Layton only likes little boys
>>341825892
>"YOU DON'T GET WHAT I'M SAYING? I'M GONNA CUT YOUR BLOODY TONGUE YOU PLEB AHAHAHAHAHA"
Sure anon.
>>341824070
>english sex
>tv license
Do the gov inspectors like to watch?
>>341826325
>>341826325
Little black dots should not be able to contain that much emotion.
>>341826325
;_;
>Luke is the worst character by far
>Level-5 ends the franchise right when he finally fucks off
HACKS
>>341826098
Having psychotic moments doesn't make you a cunt, idiot.
>>341825498
Except they haven't, they just decided that apparently a card game or whatever the "7th" game is now is the next step.
Beside, Ni No Kuni was pretty fun.
>>341826325
>His dad left him and his brother to solve puzzles
>best friend dies on an expedition
>Girlfriend dies in an explosion
>your assistant is actually your step sister and leaves because she's shit
>brother almost kills you several times because he wants to protect you
>forced to take care of a teenage girl (a cute one but still forced) because she's been living with robots
>some faggot has dedicated his life to destroying you because your girlfriend was killed
>Forced to watch her accept her fate because of time travel shenanigans
>Your only friend is a child who had to leave
Being Layton is truly suffering. Did he ever get a happy ending?
>>341823612
That's "Azran Legacy".
>>341826028
Long as it had more Lucy, I'd be happy. And actually had consequence for failing the deductions. The main Layton series did at least punish you in some way if you messed up a puzzle, yet Mystery Room had no failstate from what I saw.
>>341826957
>>best friend dies on an expedition
this part is partially true, just partially
>>341826957
He became a professor and got laid
>>341826762
Not like the "everyone's stupid save for me" attitude helped
>>341826957
We can only assume he took some time off to really focus on being a proper father to Flora, and probably in turn found the time to find new love with the lady that would give him his two sons.
>>341827134
oh yes, I completely forgot to add
>best friend tries to kill you because he thinks everyone forgot about him and thought his brother fucked his girlfriend
>>341826957
He gets joy from shitting on Phoenix every chance he gets in the crossover.
>>341827165
If you're smart enough to make freaking holograms, you can be a bit smug about it.
>>341826957
>Succesful archeology and university teacher career
>Literally earned his place in the history books througH Azran discoveries and saving fucking London
>At least two kids counting Flora and Alfendi, became a family man
He did fine anon
>>341826325
Being Professor Layton truly is suffering.
>>341822347
She looks like Nicole Kidman in that movie, Eyes Wide Shut
>>341826957
Yes
>>341826325
>>341826325
I remember so little of the end of this game, so I don't know if I'm wrong but did she go back in time exactly before London was nuked by the shitty time machine, or was London nuked sometime before or after the time machine was finished? Then how the hell did the scientist guy check Claire's body as it was returning but later we see that there was a big explosion that blew legalLuke's parents up?
>>341826325
You know what this reminds me of?
>>341828239
The time machine works for a split second, in that split second Claire spends time in the future. Then she flashes back and KABOOM
I think that's how it went.
>>341828580
Wait, if she came back in time for the Time Machine to explode then how did the scientist doctor guy have time to check on her and survive? did he just leave her unconcious body there to get blowed up?
>>341828580
Pretty much. She got blasted to just shortly before the events of Unwound Future, but knew she was due to return to the point she died very soon.
It's kind of the same deal with Tasslehoff from Dragonlance. He's crushed underfoot in the Dragons of Summer Flame book, but reappears to be a prominent character in the War of Souls trilogy. As it turns out, he time traveled just as he was crushed (which was when he stopped the evil god rampaging across the world) so he could witness the wedding of two characters in the future, then he'd go back.
It's basically "Fate" bullshit. You're meant to die, but time travel can grant you a period of respite before going back to DIE.
>>341828806
It's likely that in the game she went to the future and came back was extremely brief, even if she was in the future/present for what was quite a while. Time travel is like that, where you can dick around for years in a different era, but it's only been a few seconds/minutes in the time you left.
Hell, one of the characters from Gargoyles gets warped around time for the equivalent of FORTY years before he returns, and in that time, only a few minutes passed in the present day.
>>341826325
>>341829219
Yes, but before she went back to the past the doctor guy tells layton that she checked on Claire a long time ago and she was glowing and what-not meaning that the Time Machine worked, problem is that what happened after he checked on her? The old time machine I don't think we even see blows up and takes a great deal of London along, did he leave her there?
>>341827305
>two sons
>>341829821
You mean Dimitri?
That's from when he first found her in the future.
>>341827305
what ifFlora is the mother
>>341829892
OH so that's what happened
>tfw Unwound Future is 6 years old now
>>341829839
The spinoff series is called Layton Brothers, and Alphendi mentions having a brother. While some will say it could be his split personality, there's nothing to say he couldn't have a legit brother.
>>341826325
why did you do this anon
>>341829839
>PROFESFA!
>>341822347
most likely not
>>341829839
>tfw we never know what happened after SAVE IT SAVE THAT PICTURE, SAVE THAT FUCKING PICTURE
>>341829839
WHY DON'T YOU JUST FUCKING FUCKING SHUT UP
NO ONE'S ASKING FOR YOUR OPINIONS, NO ONE'S ASKING FOR YOUR STUPID FUCKING OPINIONS YOU STUPID WHORE, YOU HOLY PISS OF POOP, YOU CRAPPISS, FUNKYMONKEY, YOU STUPID LITTLE BOY, YOU GIRLY-MAN, BOY-WOMAN, STUPID WARP WOMAN,WHORE
>>341831648
>I WILL THROW YOU IN A CAR AND LEAVE YOU AT WALMART!
I don't know why such a harmless sounding threat is so hilarious.
>>341832078
>I WILL KICK YOU SO HARD YOUR NIPPLES WILL EJACULATE, AND MY FOOT WILL BREAK UP IN YOUR PELVIS AND YOU'LL MENSTRUATETOENAILSAND SHOEPOLISH
That thing had the best threats ever
>>341832464
I WILL THROW YOU INTO A CHEMICAL SO FAST NO-NOT EVEN NARUTO WILL BELIEVE IT
AND YOU WILL HAVE TO MASTURBATE -FURIOUSLY- TO DOUSE OUT THE FLAMES!
>>341832779
SHUT BEFORE I OPEN UP YOUR MOUTH AND RAPE YOUR BRAINS
DO YOU WANT THAT? YOU WANT YOUR BRAINS RAPED? I'LL RAPE THEM ALL ACROSS THIS FLOOR IF I HAVE TO, I'LL RAPE AND IMMA BE LIKE ''WHOA THIS IS SO SQUISHY, WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I BEEN DOING ON WEEKENDS WHEN I COULD'VE BEEN RAPING BRAINS?'' DON'T MAKE ME DO IT
>>341833128
>that escapist fantasy of Flora's during this rant
>you will never have lovely assistants like Emmy or Lucy
Whats the best Layton game for 3DS?
>>341833425
truly the best, shame we never got to see what happened after he met Don Paolo
COME HERE, SIGN THIS PAPER
I DIDN'T ROB THIS PLACE
SIGN THIS PAPER, PEDOPHILE PAPER, WHY I EVEN SAID THIS? I DON'T RAPE KIDS BUT THEY SOUND SO SIMILAR
>>341833908
Wonder what happened to the guy.
>>341833892
I keep seeing something of an even split with Miracle Mask and Azran Legacy. On one hand, people say the puzzles in both are pretty great, but most consider the former to have the better story than the latter.
Meanwhile, the PL vs AA crossover is pretty fun, but the puzzles and court cases are pretty easy compared to the likes of their standard affairs. For every decently challenging puzzle, you have at least three almost insultingly easy ones, while the court events have a bunch of cool mechanics that only really get used once in the trial that they're introduced in.
>>341826325
I've never played any of the Layton games. The hell, do they actually have a story like this?
>>341827305
>Implying that lady isn't Flora herself
>>341834449
They all have some emotional moments, yes. However, there's a pretty solid layer of bullshit you have to get through, which can make or break it depending on your tolerance for such things.
See this guy? He's really 70-something and only looks that way because he and the few people left in his town have been huffing hallucinogenic gas vapors that make you see shit that isn't there (and can make you go into a deathlike state if you think you're going to die of supernatural causes).
He's waiting for the love of his life to return to after she abandoned him 50 years ago. Turns out, she was preggers, had a healthy baby girl, though the daughter eventually died after having a kid of her own, and that granddaughter looks like her grandmother who just died shortly before the events of the game.
So yea, shit is wacky, but kind in that enjoyable way.
>>341834916
>sexing your daugtheru
For shame, faggot.
>>341835014
>that sword duel
Shit was crazy
>>341834449
It may surprise you, but the story of Layton is one of its main attraction points.
The first three games are golden.
Anyone know if there has been news on the animated sequel and the live action Movies?
Also, what did you guys think of Eternal Diva
>>341835327
Indeed. Shame the games won't ever get ports to something where the cutscenes can get some HD upscaling, the animation was always fucking amazing.
Of course, it really sucks they never did another movie, even after the director said he wanted to make a movie every year or at least every other.
>>341835463
Eternal diva was fun. But it was decent at best. Nothing mind blowing.
>>341835463
Of the myriad of video game movies out there, I'd have to say Eternal Diva is probably one of the better ones. Not only is it faithful to the source material (literally being required watching if you want to get the full story of the prequel trilogy), but also translating the games into film without feeling awkward.
As for the future of the films, far as I know, it's all dead in the water.
>>341835463
It was alright, I don't remember much about it though.
tear jerker at the end was forced tho
>>341835667
Wouldn't say forced, just drawn out.
>Sorry, but it's time I move onto the next life for real this time.
>[Some exposition]
>Yes, I agree. Now, time to leave. Goodbye everyone.
>[Some more heartfelt crap]
>Come on, let me die already, Christ!
>>341835414
>It may surprise you
It does, I always though they were just simple puzzle games. I knew they had Ghibli involved, but I didn't realize what impact this had on their story. Ni-no-kuni was disappointing, I thought it would do all this kind of stuff, but better.
>>341836082
Ghibli had squat to do with Layton. The animation teams for Layton were Production I.G (Ghost in the Shell), and I think a few others.
Also, Ni No Kuni isn't too bad, just got overhyped because people were focusing so much on the emotional story that they didn't let the combat take notice until it was too late.
Here's hoping the sequel at least improves on the combat.
>>341824672
Everyone is a cuck to you people except the deep south and authoritarian hell hole countries
>>341837351
No, just pussy europeans
>>341838763
kek
>>341838763
heh
>>341840519
>>341840679
>>341841071
>le making innocent thing edgy meme
back the literal fuck off.
>>341829839
BAAAAAAAASEBALL PROFESSA
>>341841132
That's not edgy, retard.
>back the literal fuck off
Nicely memed, nicely memed...
>>341842051
Oh hey that's where that reaction image came from
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZLEWE2-Y9Q
>>341837351
Euroqueer spotted
You guys are so gay, you even call your food spotted dick.
>>341842051
it's the one in the middle since it has the biggest area and therefore touches the most blue which makes it the most blue of the three
>>341835603
>but also translating the games into film without feeling awkward.
There was a part in which they were making puzzles, even with the puzle number displayed and the background music.
That was VERY awkward.
none of you people exist, we all live on a 2d surface projected onto 3d space
