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>tell me your best moments playing D.VA >tell me your secret
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>tell me your best moments playing D.VA
>tell me your secret techniques
>tell me why you love to play her
Btw D.VA thread
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inb4 gremlin
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one time i got a kill with the ult
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I like playing her late at night while blasting shitty kpop through my headphones. Whenever my mech gets destroyed, I remove my pants. If I die, I alt tab and jack off to sfm porn of D.va for a couple of seconds.

Otherwise I never play her, she's functionally worse than all other tanks in the game.
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FREE FRIES FREE FRIES!
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what is up my niggers
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>>341791002
NO!!!
DELETE THIS!!!!!!!!
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D. Va is cute!
C U T E!!!
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The secret is to play her long range and fire at people across the map
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my folder of lewd dva images is lacking.....
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>>341790380

This thread is a trick. OP just wants to know your D.va strats so he can counter them with somebody else!
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>>341794635
Her damage is pretty bad at long range, m8.
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>>341794635
>D.Va
>Long range

Even Mercy could outdamage D.Va at long range.
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>>341790380
>attacking on Kings
>my team can't get in point due to Torbs and Syms and an annoying Winston
>aim up over wall and launch my mech
>kill Torb, Sym, all turrets and the Winston
>team still doesn't push in with me
>die trying to hold overtime
>lose game but still get PotG
I don't even main D.Va but shit launching her suit is so fun
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Watching Mccree squirm after you block his flashbang is pretty good
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My secret is I'm a tumblrite landwhale producing meme images for upvotes there.
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>Widow harassing team across the map on Dorado
>Shield up and fly into her goddamn face
>Kpop her right in the cunt
>Ult charged
>Point it at the payload and eject
>Get two kills
>Pick off a low health roadhog just before re-suiting
>POTG

The enemy team was really, really bad.
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>Open Beta
>Tons of hot fanart, zero interest in playing her
>Release
>Tons of gremlin fanart, decide to give her a go because I can spam ";)" and be an annoying MLG piece of shit
Havin' the time of my life boys. This gook piece of shit never dies for real and has a shit ton of mobility.
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>>341795056
Based.
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>>341790380
Wait a second...isn't that just ED-209 from Robocop?
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I took on full health tracer, genji, and hanzo outside my mech in overtime.
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How do I git gud with D.VA? I got the B.VA legendary skin on my second loot box and I feel bad never really using her. When I do use her I'm either decently good and get a lot of kills or I fail hard.

I also never seen to hit enough people with my ult. Usually it's just one guy coming around the corner at the wrong time.
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>>341795420
That'd make a good skin.
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>Play D.va
>Feel like I'm playing like shit
>Look at medals
>All golds

Every time. Makes no sense.
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>>341795420
no it's Jumping Flash!, you noob.
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Post D.Va love
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>>341795732
That means your team was shit.
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>>341795614
rather that throwing it forwards so they see it coming, try to lob your ult in an arc or use it when you are high in the air. That way people won't know exactly where it's coming from until they have much less time to react and find cover.
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>>341790380
I want to fuck D. Va.
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>>341795420
>>341795850

Those two had a baby together.
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>>341795614
Her ult is mostly useless in higher MMR as people know how to avoid it but you can still get them sometimes if you use it at the right time.

Shes good at shutting down annoying stuff like bastion and turrets with her defense matrix. She can also block ults like pharah and roadhog's with it. Though she's a tank, shes good at flanking and can really catch Widowmaker off guard if she's giving the team trouble. D VA can also catch those running away with her boosters as well as boosting them off of points. Btw if you press q as they break your mech you can initiate your ult if you have it charged.
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>>341790380
>forced to play this little shit because teamates are too stupid to benefit from my Zarya
fuck i wish i had friends who played Overwatch
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>you will never see D.Va's feet
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>>341796115
How small is D.Va?

I'm trying to imagine her taking a huge black cock.
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>>341796537

I wish I had overwatch to play with my friends.
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>>341797068

>1.04
>No D.VA buff
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>>341797068
cuck
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>>341796537
>>341797089
i wish i had friends to play overwatch
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NERF THIS

https://my.mixtape.moe/beicvx.mp4
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Whenever I play D.VA I always end up missing the Lost Planet games.
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D.Va is best at KOTH, especialy on maps where the point is really close to cliffs since you can ram people off.
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>>341797068
Try imagining her riding Widowmaker's cock. Or just look up blackjr d.va x widowmaker sfm futa porn.
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>Attack on Anubis
>5 D.Vas, 1 Lucio
>Everyone blast out the left door
>Fly over the arch
>1 person shields at a time while the others walk and gun
>Anyone loses mech, hide behind the other 4 and pop pop until you get it again
>First point goes down fast, blast to the second before they can effectively co-ordinate or set up
>NERF THIS every minute

I've won 8/10 games doing this
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>>341797068
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>>341790380
>>tell me your secret techniques
Like almost everyone else in the game, her ult + Zarya's ult is god tier.
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I just flank snipers, supports and turrets from behind enemy lines. Ult is great to combo with other ults, taking out turrets, taking out teleport kill rooms, and clearing the enemy off of an objective. Went 14-0 the other day on Gibraltar and pushed in payload in like under 3 minutes.
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>>341796537
>cropped porn
You are the cancer killing /v/
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>>341798143
>coordinating a team against a bunch of randoms
No shit you're going to win a lot.
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>>341796537
i wish i had friends
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>>341790380
>tell me why you love to play her
No reason.
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Playing her with a competent team is real fun. If your team sucks balls, she's basically useless. Won't survive a second 1v6, unlike other characters from tanks to attackers.
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>>341799036
Fucking degenerate gif, it's like looking in to the abyss.
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>>341799036
the Korean hypnotized me faster than the English ahahaha
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>>341790380

>Chased after a Widowmaker through half the map, felt like the terminator, her death took time, but it came.

>gorillawarfare, harassment

>I like stuff that flies, especially if its fast.
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>>341799285
>it's like looking in to the abyss.
how so
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>>341790380
Id play her more often if it was the mech alone

Right now she reminds me a little too much of asuka, and I got her legendary skin as a drop, junker I think

She's fun but kinda clunky to play
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>>341797787
>>341798957
ps4?
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>>341795420
That thing gave me nightmares as a kid watching RoboCop
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>>341799036
i need sources for every picture in this gif
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>>341797551
She doesn't need one, shes insanely good already
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>>341800458
rule34.xxx
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>>341798763
Jesus christ anon...
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>>341797551
>>341800785

Whenever I see people talking about buff D.va, it makes me want to make some muscular D.va art.
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>>341800287
Mercy is S T R A I G H T
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>>341801006
Wait till you see that girl's face!
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>>341799036
>people actually, unironically, find this arousing
wew
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So DVA's Mech is actually controlled by an AI who was secretly put in by DVA's millionaire korean daddy so his baby girl can do the cool things kids do these days like overwatch or something.

DVA thinks she owns but really doesn't.

LORE
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>>341801115
>Mercy is S T R A I G H T
for like straight gay af more like haha
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how do I get people to die from the d.va mech explosion?
It used to work in the first few weeks but nobody falls for it anymore

everyone just hides behind something and i contribute maybe a couple seconds of the enemy clearing off the payload/control point
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>>341790380
My best moment is people thinking I'm useless by picking D.VA and ending the match with 4 gold medals every time.
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>>341801265
No anon, I don't mean that at all. You're really confused
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>>341801006

Spavaj.
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>>341801381
im sorry anon.
it might as well be official.
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>>341790380
how do i play this gook bitch
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The absolute worse shit is when you're on overtime and the transport is at the finish line
As def or atk and you're trying to stay on it and out of nowhere an enemy dva ults that bitch in the middle
If you have no way of blocking it, pulling/pushing it out or becoming invincible inside it gg
Worst fucking way to go down but it work
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>>341794375
>>341795305
>>341798143
You know, I see d.Va art like this around all the time. Is there anything Fujoshi-like art for her?
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>>341801115
There's no proof of that.
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I was playing DVDA earlier and owned some noobs
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>>341801462
>>341802216
/u/

OUT
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>>341795305
Same shit happened with me. I wonder how many Dva bros got into her from the gremlin art
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>>341801704
You eat bullets with your matrix and bump into shit while charging.once you're in someone's face as a result, shoot them. She's not good against crowds when you're more on your own, but you can harass and lead people away to chase you. When you pop out of your mech, hold down that tire button and spray around head height and turn corners often. Knowing maps will help prolong your life.
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>>341791002
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>>341790380
I've found that the boost can let you knock people

I've gotten quad kills on the king of the hill maps by boosting at the right angle
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>>341803292
MOMS
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I love D. Va, but mostly because of Jet Boosters. The rest of her kit kinda blows. Buffs can't come soon enough.

>>341795732

Roadhog on the enemy team guarantees gold damage.
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What's the deal with her? Does she like junk food or something?
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>>341797024
Its suffering
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>>341800990
>In an aroundabout
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Gook here. I haven't played this game. How do nips feel about her?
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>>341804119
people outside NA don't get triggered as easily.
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>>341798242
>They see your dick.jpg
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>>341804376
Wait, so Americans and Europeans hate her while nips are somewhat okay with her? What's going on?
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>>341804760
Western culture is about who is the most offended and oppressed
The trigger wars
keep up phampai
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>>341804964
>>341804376
i think he was just asking general opinions, not whether or not people are triggered
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>>341803969
why does she have mei's ass?
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>>341804119

>nips

>caring about dogs
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>>341805085
why are people triggered by her?
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>>341805898
i don't think they are, but the first of those two replies implied they were i guess
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>>341801381
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>>341805883
Are you asking why they don't care about you? Why do you care if they care about you?
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>launch my ult over a wall where the enemy team is
>get 5 kills

This is my best moment in OW so far.
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>>341806796

And it'll never happen again once the people you're playing against stop breathing through their mouths
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>>341806907
mouthves*
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>>341806907
I got really lucky, yes, BUT it was a pretty sneaky ult.

we still lost
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Same reason I almost exclusively play tanks: I like bullying people and D.va is great at that

>but Winston is better!

Probably. I always do lousy with him though so I go with the old adage that an underpowered character you're good at is better than a stronger character you stink at.
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>>341800785
lol
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>>341801153
Got a link my man.
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>>341801462
Pretty much this.
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>>341808489
CAN'T FIGHT NATURE, JACK
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>>341799036
Thanks for catering to my fetish man
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>>341806796
I've never gotten more than a triple kill with Dvas ult. It's so fucking frustrating how easy it is to have people dodge it.
I'll never get the achievement for a quad kill with it
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>>341808953
Actually vomit inducing

Pharah and Mercy is canon, you should stop it with your crackships
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>>341807287

Most concerned as Mei?
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>>341809326
>it's YET ANOTHER drawing where Pharah is given a huge manjaw, and generally looks like an ugly Korra
-1000/10, apply yourself
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>>341799036
I need every pic from this .gif seperate asap
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>>341809531
She's jutting her jaw out
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>>341809990
it's not that D.Va is bad, it's that everything she does can be done by someone else, better
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>>341809990
but that enemy team WAS bad. Torb didn't even move.
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>>341810076
is Mercy dominant or submissive?
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>>341810094
Yeah, can't wait for her to get buffed, I actually really like playing her as a chaser

>>341810190
you mean he was playing Torb
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>>341790380
Got 60 eliminations [spoilers]on PS4[/spoilers] during my latest game with her. Felt good.
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>>341810304
Powerbottom
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>>341810304
Dom in /u/, submissive for straightshit
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>>341794635
It's crazy the amount of D.VAs who do that
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>>341810468
>submissive for straight
but that's wrong
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>>341809106
if you think dva's ult is for killing then you don't really understand how to play her
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>>341809990
>bragging about beating afkers and people locked in animations
It was either die to ult or don't contest point. I don't see why you would post this of all potg webm's.
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>>341810421
wtf is a powerbottom
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>>341810795
>bait detection skill has increased to 2!
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>Finally get enough currency to buy Valkyrie skin and a highlight intro for Mercy
>Get 3 Potgs tonight as Mercy and multiple rezzes that save the game, including a quintuple rez

Was pretty good night
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>>341790380
>>341795420
Metal...Gear?!
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>>341810660
What, is it supposed to make people scatter? Because every other offensive ult does the same, with the added bonus of being able to kill people who have been playing for longer than an hour.
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>>341808489

This is easily the worst OW shipping. Mercy + S76 is the best.
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>>341810942
>mercy flying away from tank as his health goes down
>mcree not flashbanging and keeps firing after deflection
Any hero could look good against a team like that
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>tfw landed a lucky quad in the beta
>can't fucking manage to even kill 3 people at once after release
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Reinhardt character short when, blizzard??
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>>341810852
Like what Zarya has, she gets it from squats and oats
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I only play D.Va and Mei, and that is because they are cute. I'm not very good though, especially with D.Va
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>>341810942
Biggest thing is people don't take into consideration just how slippery he is with DJ and wall climb.
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>>341811304
>mercy flies away as the literal bane of her existence rolls up
>mcrightclick used the flash and it even hit, the continuous firing is obviously a fan
come on dude
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>>341790380

>playing Overwatch

Faggot
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>>341811284
But you listed literally the single worst one in existence, all crackships are better than that one.
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>>341797889
She needs the merch from that
Chainsword for melee attack, and missile spam for long range. Forget that bomb bullshit.
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>>341811458
look at this kid
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>>341811631
>kid
pot, meet kettle
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>play d.va
>can't tank and die in 2 shots
>dont do any damage because i have to be right next to enmies with a head as big as my character model
>exit suit
>sniped instantly


d.va is a shit meme character and you should all feel bad
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is it bad if i use her alt as soon as my mech dies? the whole launchin it into a crowd where they so much time to get outta the way seems pointless
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>>341790380
>play mostly Zarya
>enemy team has a D.Va
>get up right in there face and pop shields
>their usually too dumb to stop shooting
>reach maximum charge and slice through them like butter
>get maximum charge by popping shield to block her ult
>proceed to blow her and her teammates away
thanks for the free wins D.vafags
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>>341812208
Fellow Zarya player here, there really are some classes you can rely on being fucking idiots who will always charge your gun for you. D.Vas, Reapers and Soldiers are the main culprits
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>>341798871
gg :^)
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>>341795614
Well first, you get the June Bug skin, you fucking degenerate.
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>>341794623
A+++++++
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Why is Widowmaker purple?
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>>341811793
Dont tank for your team with her thrusters to flank behind the enemy team and take out their supports and defense characters.

>Volskaya Industries attack
>Enemies focusing all of their attention on the first chokepoint before point a
>Switch to D.va
>Boost around the left edge of the map that one ever covers
>Begin to cap point a
>Kill a flanker and a bastion before the rest of the enemy team arrives
>My team rushes in behind them and takes care of the rest of them.
>Repeat for point b
>Win match without having to babysit anyone.
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>people think D.va is bad
lel
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>>341814291
She's French.
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>>341814452
>lvl 29
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>>341814540
I guess I'm a filthy casual.
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I really like being an edgy fuck with Reaper.
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;)
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When is the buff coming?
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>>341806796
https://youtu.be/dPTGD21453Q?t=4m6s
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I play her on KOTH mostly

Game in the picture lasted forever
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>>341814502

But why is she purple
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>>341815257
Because then people compare her to a blueberry and it's funny when people with a French accent try to say Blueberry.
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>>341814413
HEHE LOOK AT MY GREENTEXT AND SMUG IMAGE WHEN I DESTROYED THIS PUB TEEHEHEEEE
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>>341790380
She's just the best for really weird reasons
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>>341815569

That pic makes 0 sense. if anything Asuka should be what you expect and some shitty underpowered twitch memer is what you get.
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I like D.Va but unfortunately Winston is just straight up better at her job.

She desperately needs a mid/long range option in her mech because as many have said, it feels much easier to get damage with her pistol.

That pistol can shut down shitty widow makers with just random spraying
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>>341815569
>She's just the best for really weird reasons
>Nothing but shit in "What I got"
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>>341815815
she switches between cute but psycho nui and then bitch asuka.
What I expected was a version of Anemone, who is pretty viscous. Instead, I got a bratty, bitchy, too kawaii little girl
I could understand if you didn't get the references.
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>>341815957
exactly. Weird reasons.
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>>341790380
>Storming Hanamura's last point on attack
>On the way to the objective fucking Tracer and Roadhog kill everyone but two of them
>Red Zarya out of fucking nowhere ults us all on the point
>Thisisfine.jpg
>See Red Pharrah run up next to me
>OH FUCK
>JUSTICE-
>Turn on APM
>Eat pretty much her entire ult
>We survive, fuck up both Zarya and Pharrah, and finish capturing the point
>Didn't even get a commendation

Such is the life of D.VA
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>>341811284
>the cuck ship

Mercy and Pharah have more pre-game dialogue and better synergy than Mercy and 76
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>>341798871
it normally matches a group of friends vs another group of friends they probably weren't randoms just baddies.
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>>341815174
That's disgusting.
Everyone involved in that game should be embarassed.
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>>341815174
TEACH ME YOUR WAYS
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>>341790380
Favorite moment
>playing Mumbai or whatever the hell that African map is
>one guy goes D.Va
>suddenly whole team of D.Vas
>we group up and then scramble.
>half take down snipers, half tank against turrets and go for the point
>we group up and capture the point
>escort the cart to the near finish but we keep getting pushed back
>"my ultimate is nearly charged"
>we all get our ults ready
>NERF NERF NERF THIS NERF THIS NERF THIS NERF THIS NERF THIS
>every single blast kills atleast one person on their team
>we walk the objective in

Secret techniques
>use her to bully reinheart away from whoever he is tanking and get those fags killed

Why I love her
>her secondary form is a viable distraction if you play it well.
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>>341814812
You have to eat all the eggs
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>D.Va on my team
>Does legitimately nothing
>Doesn't push targets at all
>Doesn't switch
>Only benefit is gaining 50 Energy shielding her because of how big of a target she is

There really is no reason to play D.Va
Please stop
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How do we fix turret george?
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>>341815174
I get 4 golds as dva constantly, so I think everyone else is just shit at this game
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>Shoot people
>Block attacks from people
>Fly for a few seconds
>Self-destruct/Catapult self-destruct
>Shoot pistol when mech is kill

Yeah that's pretty much all she does. No secret techniques for her.
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>>341818401

>shoot people
>shoot rockets at people
>heal team
>turn on aimbot

She's deep compared to some
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>>341815148
Holy fuck this is embarrassingly bad.
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>>341815148
>people actually play fps's on consoles
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>>341818640

The fact Soldier actually has to have pretty good aim and predictory skills to direct hit with helix already makes him "deeper" than Dva.
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>>341817715
>Fly around
>Piss off Torb and Reaper
>Brainlessly launch ult at the point whenever it's up, never kill anyone with it
>End up with gold damage and elims somehow
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>>341817715
playing DVA is fine if you know what the hell you're doing. She's a tank form of Tracer, meant to annoy and harry,
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oBRaJWIVJI
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does anyone got that d.va on the mcdonalds wanting a mcflurry?
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>>341809052
What exactly is your fetish? Subliminal brainwashing?
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>>341809326
Why is this ship being pushed?
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>>341790380
D.Va is unequivocally the worst hero in the game and you are actively hurting your team if you waste your time with her and her Fisher Price No-Hurt Safety Mech
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>>341790380
D'va is too weak to be a viable pick. I'm waiting for the next patch to play her
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>>341790380

I like holding left click and doing no damage and occasionally suiciding.
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>>341791002
meh
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I actually got PotG with her ult, those dummies actually got themselves killed when there was plenty of room and time to run away

Also that satisfaction of isolating a sniper or healer and fucking them up

D.Va can be good but still needs a buff, honestly the most sensible thing is to slightly increase her damage output and make her not have an enormous headshot hitbox, then she will actually not be so underpowered
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I wish Symmetra looked nicer, she's really fun to play, she looks more manly than Zarya.
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>>341795732

That means your team is just fucking terrible, m8. I can get golds for eliminations as Reinhardt. It doesn't mean Reinhardt is good at getting kills; just means the rest of my team sucked.
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>>341826674
>don't even need to aim gun xD

so fucking fun
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>>341790380
where's her buff?
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>>341826807
Just kill her, she's 200HP and running is only going to make things worse for you.

>>341826674
I didn't know the beam strength maintained between targets
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>>341826807
>wanting to play a game where you have to aim

woah
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ok
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>>341795614
People learn really quick how to get away from you ult so it won't kill a lot unless they're dumb or you combine ults. That said, its great for making the enemy fuck off of the objective in a hurry.

Basically you wanna play babysitter with your team. Stand in front of your team and shield burst attacks like Pharah ult or Bastion's turret while they kill. But if your shield ain't up, you aren't that tanky so you need to duck behind walls.

If you see a widow or anyone else harassing your team from a distance or a nest, you can definitely boost up and flush them from their spot. Careful though, you won't outdps most people.

Also quick tip, if you melee while using jets it will cancel your jet and the attack will launch people.
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>>341795614

That's because D.Va's ult is trash and any decent player will know how to hide from it. You're not going to get very many kills with it.
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>>341826968
>I didn't know the beam strength maintained between targets

Yeah as long as you can keep it on and only switch targets once they're dead, the damage caps at its maximum, meaning if they let you live, you will eventually kill everything until you have to reload(which I think resets the dmg).
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>>341827131
This is the worst advice.
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>>341811130
its for zoning and area denial
you can stop most ults by killing the player. theres no real way to stop dva's ult unless a reinhardt goes iron giant on it.
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>>341827447

Shielding it as Reinhardt or Winston will stop it just fine.
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>>341827447
Reinhardt doesn't even need to do that, he can easily just shield it.
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D.va is pretty awful but she is somehow fun to play as at the same time.

I love melting Roadhogs.
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>>341799646
I like to imagine Junkrat is that crazy uncle who comes around to 76 and Mercy's house to babysit D.Va, but trains her to be like Dennis The Menace
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>>341827693
>Melting roadhog
>When he can double shotgun blast your ENORMOUS CRITBOX and hook your tight korean body for a kill
is everyone just really shit at Roadhog or something?
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>>341827447

You know that Reinhardt can just put his shield up and block her ult, right? His shield will fully eat it as long as he has at least 1000 damage left on it.
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>>341827962

>Slow
>Has to reload
>Huge and absorbs all the blasts

I have great success in killing Hogs as D.va. Most tanks actually die to D.va.
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I did a 6 team kill with her ultimate, in the anubis temple. Won the match right after it.
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>>341810795
he made a smart move to take advantage of mercy's ult
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>>341827962
Doesn't even need that, it'll just break if he doesnt have the health.
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I have a question. Is the forced 50/50 win rate true? I did good and got my win rate to about 70/30ish and then all the sudden today it's just been loss after loss after loss and not a single win. The people it grouped me with had to be mentally handicapped. I'm done with this game if it really does this bullshit. I mean seriously why bother getting good if it's just gonna spoon feed you free wins and punish your success
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>>341814452
>highest lvl enemy is 33

yeah and I'm a master of self defense because I can beat up a toddler..
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>>341828796
Where is this fucking cat from?
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>>341828908
Russia
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>D. Va can't beat Mei one-on-one
I know how Mei was designed to play but fuck me she makes me so salty. At least she can get away easily
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>>341795850
Holy shit, somebody else remembers that game.
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>>341828908
China
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>>341828908
>>341829308

Я вижy , cпacибo тoвapищy
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>>341828908
Krautchan's /int/
4chan tends to not even notice that a good chunk of their memes come from people who crosspost
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>>341828908
If you can answer my question I'll be glad to post more kot
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>find the other team's D.VA
>they're full health, I'm full health, we just lay into each other while walking closer
>we both pop out of our mechs at the same time, run around popping shots at each other

It's the dumbest thing and I love when it happens. We usually don't even kill each other, one or the other of us usually chickens out at low HP.
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>>341795305
>mercyfag in open beta
>play as dva post launch because I was trying everyone out
>watchpoint offense
>flying around in a fucking mech ganking lone wolves and retarded snipers
> launch a nuke on point b, get a triple kill and pop some braindead bastion in turret form with pistol
>win and get potg
I thought junkrat would be my favorite, but dva is just too fun. now buff her so i can actually use her in ranked
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>>341798242
1 Mei thigh = ~2 diva thighs
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>>341790380
>Africa payload offence
>Near the end
>pinchpoint under some bridge thing
>BOOSTERS
>NERF THIS
>team kill
>win
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>>341830157
>>341829693
>>341829693
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>>341790380
is d.va the only hero who can't rightly be called a shitter hero?
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>>341830701
>watchpoint
>Objective B

isn't that a payload map?
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>Best moment
Killed the entire enemy team with her ult, winning us the game

>Secret technique
git gud or just get right up in peoples faces and hunt down snipers and mercys

>Why I love playing her
Because she's cute and I like spamming "LOL" during the match and she's the most mobile tank.
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>>341792823
>kill 4 players with your ult
>it is impossible
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>>341811367
I want to be under Zarya's power bottom
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>>341830992
oh shit yeah I meant the final checkpoint
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D.Va's ult needs to not give everyone on the enemy team a giant warning sign telling them to get the fuck out. No other ult, no matter how fast they charge or how dangerous they are, does something like that. Between that, the long timer until the detonation actually goes off, the fact that any amount of cover negates all damage, AND how slow the ult charges in the first place, it is hands down the most useless ult in the game.
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>>341830886
No this question >>341828796 but here's another picture
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>>341795305
>>341794623
I love it when she's drawn in this style.
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>>341831359
sorry.

It's hard to test so there's yet to be haed data on it.

I suspect that there's just something wrong with the match making rather than a forced winrate
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>>341799036
fixed version
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What are your shitty donut steel ideas for new characters? Here are my shitty ones:

> Crossbow character; defense
> Long reload per bolt, locked in place when reloading; must aim with RMB before shooting
> each bolt does a fully charged prepatch Widowmaker shot worth of damage
> E: absorb non-melee damage in a small cone in front of you for 1.5 seconds, add damage to bolt when you press E again; 15 second cooldown after using the buffed bolt; bolt can go through up to three enemies, or hit one person behind a shield
> Shift: quick dodge in the direction you press, does not reload like McCree but goes faster and further; 10 second cooldown
> Q: Set down fixed ballista that shoots bolts that can pin enemies to ground/wall, each bolt does 1.2x damage; enemies freed after 4 seconds if they live

> Grenade launcher character; offense
> 120 damage direct impact, slightly larger splash than Pharah's, grenades explode on impact
> long-ass reload, have to reload one of six grenades at a time
> E: smoke grenade launch; 12 second cooldown
> Shift: stun grenade launch, blinds enemies in a small radius and slows them by 25% for 2 seconds; 15 second cooldown
> Q: 2.5 second charge-up to shoot airblast grenade that removes armor and shields and reduces movement by 50%; characters that normally spawn with armor/shield will regain after 10 seconds; dud if it hits a shield directly

> Armored shotgun character; tank
> 5 round pump-action shotgun with close range high-damage buckshot LMB and longer range but slower and less damage slug round RMB with similar speed and trajectory to Torb's LMB
> shotgun reloads one shell at a time
> E: equip high explosive shrapnel grenade similar to WW2 era rifle grenade; explodes at a fixed distance in the air; 10 second cooldown
> Shift: Quick rocket dash forward, reloads shotgun; cannot go direction other than forward
> Q: shotgun becomes fully automatic and both LMB and RMB do increased damage, can shoot without reloading; lasts same as Genji's
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>>341831549
Thanks anyway. I hope it's just a incredibly bad luck streak that'll go away soon
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This only works well if the team you are in can take advantage, but her rocket boost can cause a Rein to drop his sheild. This might be common knowledge, but I have literally never seen anyone either mention or use it.
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how the hell do i play d.va? as soon as i pick her i'm fucking targeted and shot down like crazy, and every time i see a d.va they're always fucking dominating

i want to learn the gremlin ways
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>>341831840
you have to run around tickling people until you find someone alone or your ult is charged

she's too easy to gang up on so use her charge attack to push people around and then get out of there like a tracer or solly
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