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I am a Hanzo main and I will pick him whenever I damn well feel
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I am a Hanzo main and I will pick him whenever I damn well feel like.

I did not pay $40 for some sperg to dictate which hero I get to play.

I bathe in the tears of autists like you and the thought of your red angry face crying as you have a meltdown in the chat over me having fun makes me rock hard.

Fuck you.
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>Getting this upset about being bad at a game

I really hoping this is bait
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Good on you
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>>341787785
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>I did not pay $40 for some sperg to dictate which hero I get to play.
No, you payed $40 to destine your team to doom, apparently.
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>HEY MOM, I POSTED IT AGAIN XXXXD
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Its ok, ranked will sort you into wood league along with people playing on mac's and 7 year olds.
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>only playing one character
>playing that character every game

You got a losing fetish m8?
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Nice copypasta faggot
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>>341787785
enjoy your terrible win rate.
who else /useful heroes/ here
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>>341787785
>I'm so bad at video games I pick the character with the absolute most broken hitboxes and takes 0 skill
Here's your (You)
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>>341788024
This

The game is literally designed around choosing a different character for different maps, even switching mid-match

Nobody understands this
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>>341787995
More like ranked can get you autistic fucking out of my fun casual mode
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>>341787785
>I did not pay $40
Oh I know. Had to buy loot crates until you got a wolf skin didn't you?
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>>341788376
He did not buy the game at all, you doofus.
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>>341788145
>Shielding a roadhog whose running away from battle
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Thanks for your contribution of destroying the community of a shit game op god tier gamer
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>>341788182
Hanzo is one of the worst characters in the game. If anything, it's a handicap.
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>>341787785
Post your Master Overwatch details? Wanna see how good you are.
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>>341787785
>It's another "Dude it's just a game haha who even cares haha XD I play the way I want! You can't tell me what to do! haha (Larry face)" episode.
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>>341788145
Enable show allied healthbars in Controls>Zarya>Hero
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>>341788145
I literally can not stop playing him, he's too much fun.

I can't stop winning, it almost feels unfair to have a support be this much fun.
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>>341788616
You sure? Way I figure it OP is a fag and who else are fags? Furries. People who main Hanzo, furfags. His story checks out.
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>>341787785
Good for you OP. And the best part is, nobody call tell how much you suck ass because there is no player scoreboard.
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>>341788629
He saved his life though.
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>>341788997
>I can't stop winning
Blizzard and five shitters will be having a word with you soon.
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>someone calls you a faggot for being bad at Hanzo especially when the team comp needs something else more

Such a free spirit, OP.
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>>341788997

So much this.

Lucio is the most fun character in the game by a wide margin.

Right click on Lijiang Tower or some maps like that is so good it's broken.
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>Fag 1 picks Hanzo the second character select starts
>Fag 2 picks D.va a few seconds later

At least I can fuck around with Zen since we arent going to win anyway
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>>341788629
i guess you missed the rip tire above them
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>>341787785
Junkrat main here but this guy is fun too

>Popping a D.Va trying to be a sneaky bitch and get over the crevase in Hanamura point B
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>>341788997
This. Playing Lucio is understanding the concept of fun.
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>>341787785
>bragging about picking a low skill-ceiling character
I don't give a heck who you play but that's worth a kek and a half.
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I play Reaper the most (when I think the team can afford it).
I dedicate most of my time to bullying Widowmakers and Hanzos.
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Hanzo arrows are like treetrunks. If you're even half decent you should go 25+ kills and 12k+ dmg every game.
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Lucio and Junkrat and possibly Roadhog are the most fun generating classes

Everyone else is just work. Between the three of those, Junkrat has the most ingame fun over the others.
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>>341787785

>14 and proud of it

whats new
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>>341788997

I would play a lot more Lucio if his gun didn't suck or I could aim with it
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I don't understand. Hanzo is actually very good. His scatter shot is pretty much an op shotgun and sonic arrows are useful for ultimates. The only downside are his hard to hit arrows. But even then, once you git gud, the only ones who can give you trouble are tracer and genji
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>>341788024
Maybe he'd rather master a single hero than suck with everyone.
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>>341787785
https://youtu.be/XjIR_3VdyBo
You are responsible for this!
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>>341787785
"fuck you"
Completely unnescessary, you are already picking the worst hero in the game with the lowest win percentage bar Mercy, if you ever won a match it was because you got carried. People are not really that angry about you personally, more like frustrated so many autists like you keep picking the worst character.
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>>341790968
If this was say Guilty Gear, that argument would hold some water but you can perform the function of most heroes with relatively little investment if Overwatch isn't your first FPS. Decently playing the right hero for the situation is worth a lot more than perfectly playing the wrong hero.
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>>341787785
>Social>avoid player

Enjot your long matchmaking.
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>>341787785
>I did not pay $40 for some sperg to dictate which hero I get to play.

Agreed.
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I wanted to try out Blueberry today, so played her in ~15 out of ~20 games today and killed more people with poison, normal LmB and smart grappling into rifle to the face than with her scope, I still got my golds though.

I suck at being a sniper
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>King's Row Defense
>Camp the house next to Attacker spawn as Junkrat
>Kill their Hanzo 3 times
>He uses his ult to kill me

Never had this much fun pissing people off. Shame I died though.
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>>341789341
>Playing lucio then blasting concept of love over the mic
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>>341787785
not your blog nobody cares
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>>341791831
>blueberry
KEK!
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>>341787785
>>341791815
Don't blame the sperg for doing what your brain is supposed to.
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Every few games I get one guy on the mic dictating the game like hes MLG.

Basically tells everyone that their choosing the wrong character.
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I just started playing yesterday so legit question: every time I've been killed by a Hanzo, killcam shows the player just spraying arrows in the general direction and they kinda home to heads, is this all due to lag and the infamous 20 ticks or is there something more to it like a slight autoaim of sorts, or is it just hitbox issues.
Or all of the above?
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>>341787785
only someone whos shit with hanzo would say this
why dont you stick with bastion if you cant lead a shot
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>>341792257
Hanzo doesn't have to aim for headshots really. You can die if he fires a fully charged scatter arrow at your foot.
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>>341792369
get a job and buy it yourself fag
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And I paid $40 to tell every instalocking Hanzo faggot that he's a worthless shitter. At least I deserve some fun while losing another match.
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>>341792257
Arrows absolutely track enemies slightly

>>341792369
Be a trap
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>>341792369
Give me €40
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>>341788997
I would play him if he wasn't a nigger
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>>341790738
>The only downside are his hard to hit arrows
>hard to hit
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>>341792257
His arrows are about 10x bigger than they look. Aim for the chest with Hanzo and you'll headshot half the cast, aim for the chest and jump for the rest.
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>>341792595
>€
Here's a tip: buy it from the American stores and it'll be 35€, game is not region locked.
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>join a gain
>instant lock 2 hanzos and 2 genjis
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>>341792884
Well you can leave in the hero picking stage without penalty.
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>>341787785
>i paid $40 to have a character play the game for me

ok
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If someone bothers you telling you to switch characters and they don't want to pick the support/tank/defense themselves just ignore them and report after the match is over for harassment.
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I pick Genji almost every game and feed on the tears of my allies and enemies.
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Ryuuga wagateki wo kurau!
Ryuuga wagateki wo kurau!
Ryuuga wagateki wo kurau!
Ryuuga wagateki wo kurau!
No one can hide from my sight
Ryuuga wagateki wo kurau!
Ryuuga wagateki wo kurau!

>We are reducing how often Windowmaker can use her Ultimate
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>>341792257
The hitbox on his arrows are about three times too large. That's why he tends to get killcams where the guy is obviously behind a wall or corner, yet it counts anyway.

Combined with probably the lowest skill ceiling of any ult in the game, Hanzo players are renowned for being baby faggots.
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I am a Lucio main and I will pick him whenever I damn well feel like.

I did not pay $40 for some sperg to dictate which hero I get to play.

I bathe in the tears of offensive ranged characters like you and the thought of your red angry face crying as you have a meltdown in the chat over me having fun makes me turn up the volume hard.

Fuck you.
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>>341793865

I tried Hanzo ONCE and I didnt like him but what stuck me was that I killed one hero and did a little bit of damage and I already had the ult. Its ridiculous.
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>>341794272
What the?
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>>341794113
The irony is that literally nobody gets assmad at a Lucio main because he's objectively the best support and is borderline essential on every map.
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>>341794470
they grappled a basketball and one of the widows stayed behind to shoot it, which launched it toward the point
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>>341787785
Hey if you can shoot and hit those arrows go right ahead, but if you miss 99% of your shots and dont even use the tracking arrow, you wasted your money
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>>341788198
One weird thing regarding that is the medal system at the end. While there is a general one, it seems to reward (via Exp) players more who stick to a single class.
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>>341794272
fucking gooks, man
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>>341794760
You can also put Junkrat traps on the basketballs/footballs and throw them around the map to have movable traps.
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>>341794272
SHIEEEEEEEEEET
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post characters that only benefit their team
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>>341793687
>I pick Genji almost every game and feed
Stopped reading there.
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>>341795147
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>>341793865
I feel Torb's also raises far too quickly. His is even more frustrating as its a free heal for both him and his turret.
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>>341795147

I dunno, a bad Roadhog is going to give ults to the enemy team like crazy.

You pretty much can't go wrong with Soldier 76.
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>Enemy genji spends the entire match picking off my zenyatta and doing nothing else
>Still loses because he and his team cant do shit to the rest of my team
Eat shit, weeb
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>>341787785
>Playing Widowmaker: I can't aim mode
Junkrat has to aim more carefully than hanzo
Hell, Reinhardt has to aim more carefully than hanzo
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>>341792617
Frog skin bro
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>>341795147
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>>341795596
This ribbit skin best skin in the game
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>>341793330
>i am a faggot

ok
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>>341795656
Fuck that sow. She's one of the most annoying characters in the game.
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>picking hanzo ever
>picking genji ever

its like you enjoy losing or something
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>>341788145
Not me, I only play what characters I like. Don't care if the team loses because of it.
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>that hanzo having his stupid duel with the enemy hanzo/widowmaker who keeps spamming I NEED HEALING while I'm busy on the objective healing my actual good teammates
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>>341788202
having fun loosing any game agaisnt anyone who isnt as retarded as you?
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>>341795816
genji is amazing in the hands of a non-retard
>double jumping above people and triple headshot them
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>>341794272
Wtf did the latch onto.
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>>341787785

How hard is it to learn one character from each category so you're not a complete useless cunt feeding the enemy ult and kills? There's at least one fun character in each category and it gives you a chance to be at least somewhat useful instead of instalocking Hanzo every time and getting picked off by even the most mediocre Widows.
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>>341796043
a basketball
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Anytime I get close to a hanzo to kill the fuck out of him they always bunny hop all over the place like their trying to use mad skillz to evade me. It's hilarious.
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>>341795413
A good roadhog can also kill almost every other hero that is using their ultimate
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>>341796158
and a bad roadhog can feed the shit out of the enemy team faster than any other character
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>>341787785
OP is entirely right. If you do not like the idea that you may lose games because your team has someone on the team playing for his own enjoyment and not yours, then you absolutely should NOT play these games, or you should hire 5 slaves to play the game the way you dictate.

Felt the same way back when I play lots of MMORPGs. Fuck the assholes telling me how I get to play, it's my money and I can play however the fuck I want.
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>>341787785

>>Huuuurrrr durrrr I paid $40 for a team-based game, but I have no interest in helping the team!
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>>341796275
How do you "feed" in a game that does not award skills and level ups in game like MOBAs?
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>>341796447
By letting them shoot you, healing, and letting them shoot you more, thus giving them faster ult charges
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>>341796447
You're pretty slow, aren't you?
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>>341787785
> I did not spend $40 on an objective based teamwork game for other players to get mad when I make a retarded character pick and contribute nothing to the match
I couldn't give less of a fuck which character you think suits your level of edginess, but when the team's getting whipped and all you do is stand around take pot shots and contribute nothing, we're going to get a little mad. And I sincerely doubt you're one of the good hanzo players
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>>341796447

They charge their ultimates faster. Think about firing at enemies without actually killing them, then letting them run off to have a Mercy heal them. You'd be feeding Mercy's ult like crazy.
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>>341796447
>how do you feed
point a teleporter at a cliff
your team mei using frost wall on her team starting area
walking roadhog straight into a turrent room i guess for no reason repeatedly
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>>341796447
You gain charge to your ultimate by damaging enemies.

Thus, Roadhog with his 500 health + 300 recovered with paint huffing and xbox huge hitbox grants anyone free charges to ultimate.
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>>341796605
>we're going to get a little mad.
And you will entirely be the ones in the wrong
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>>341787992
>payed
Every fucking time.

P A I D
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>>341788145
shame your Power Meter was already at 70, I would have loved to see it go from 0 to 100 in a split second.
It also would have gotten this theme song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRCteeZTrjE
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>>341795816
>People still think Genji is shit

Hows live in the low mmr shitter cesspool?
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People take a casual FPS way too seriously. This is why we need custom servers. In TF2, no one gave me shit for playing the way that makes me happy. Probably because I could stick to the type of servers they'd stay far away from.

Still not changing how I play. Don't like it? Quit, that is your only whiny ass option
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>>341796892
It dont matter. Blizzard already selled their shit product.
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>Decide I feel like playing Hanzo, or really any character
>I auto lock them so I don't have to switch to something to team needs
>Some guy after me picks the same character
>Then starts picking and unpicking them nonstop, trying to signal to me to change
I switch when the team needs it, but seriously, what the fuck is wrong with people seeing that a character is already picked, and then trying to force the first person to switch?
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>>341787785
The "play the way I say!" people are what give rise to shit in MOBAs where people get banned or put in low priority for not "playing the meta"
I'd rather people be able to play like idiots than get banned for not playing according to some pro-fags playbook
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>>341795279
Torb's goes up so goddamn fast because his turret pinging someone generates ~3-5% a hit
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>>341797007
>roll with 4 other players in group
>last player is always a random pubby
>he gets 5 reports if he acts like a jackass
nothing personnel kid
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>>341797181

Per shot, his turret only gives like 1% ult.

But, it's auto aim and reacts pretty quickly, and since Torb can also be shooting while it's going off, it leads to high damage. Even if Torb isn't shooting, it's consistent damage which leads to him getting his ult pretty easily.
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>>341796708
Excuse me for wanting to win the game and play properly. 1 or 2 shitters will significantly stack the odds against you and it's no fun getting nowhere no matter how hard you try. By my count it's more important for the TEAM to be happy than to allow one scrub to play animu in the corner
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>>341797320
>reports promptly ignored since no game worth a shit punishes players for not playing the way you say
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>>341787785
Typical little bitch.
Though the game should be played simply to have fun and not have a bitch fit about it, so have fun.
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>spectating hanzos, reapers and mcrees
>always hiding in the back while their team dies waiting to use their ult

OP plays like this and he's mad that nobody wants to play with him
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>>341788997
I like playing support, but Lucio is so fucking boring. There is no character in the game that is easier to play and do that well with. It's impossible to maintain a sub-80% on fire time with him. Just hang out near your team and do literally nothing and you'll still dominate. If you feel like it, you can wall run around, but that doesn't change your primary role from being to passively boost the team. In fact, it can actively hinder you by breaking line of sight. Zenyatta and Mercy are objectively inferior, but they're still more exciting because I actually have to manage my orbs/beam constantly. With Lucio, you just play peekaboo with your gun and bounce the occasional dumbass off an edge.
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>>341797056
t. ESL
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>>341797438
>Excuse me for wanting to win the game and play properly.
You're excused.

Again: Don't like it? Quit the game and find a game more suited to someone like you, like a fighting game, or playing dead by daylight as the killer, games where you don't need to rely on others.

OR find 5 friends and always play in a six stack.

But "MAKE PEOPLE OBEY ME AND PLAY AS I SAY" Is never fucking happening. The day I can get banned because some faggot on my team didn't like my attack Symmetra, is the day I quit for good.
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>join game
>offense
>team is getting rekt'd right out the door
>Hanzo, Windowmaker, Pharah, Zarya and Lucio

who do you pick. Either way you lose
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>>341797472
you can report him for whatever you want though as long as it's consistent and plausible
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>>341797007
1 shitter on a TF2 team has a much smaller impact than in Overwatch
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>>341797574
You've obviously never played a skilled lucio biding time for their team to respawn. Impossible to kill without a roadhog or pharah, and even then it's a pain
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>>341797549

I always flank like a motherfucker as McCree.

I won a game last night by flanking, the entire enemy team pushed up to our spawn but somehow didn't notice me so I just rode the payload to the end while they were busy.
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>>341797740
They'kll be ignored, sorry. Blizz isn't going to ban people because you flooded false reports because you can't control others.

Quit
The
Game
Baby
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>>341794010
Why are you shitting on his ult? There are like 5 ults that are far more brainless
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>>341797803
And? They're both casual games. Your fault for taking it seriously. I play the game entirely for fun and non-seriousness and no one will ever be able to stop me from doing that and switching to Genji when you tell me to switch to Mercy
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>>341797840
>Blizz
>doing something smart
Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
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>>341788951
The chevron above allies tell you if they're full (Green), hurt, (yellow), or critical (red.) Its a little more concise way of showing the same information.
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>>341788997
Lucius my go to support for almost every situation, but he's not my favorite "fun" character. If my team isn't in need of any particular hero type and the game mode allows it within reason, I like to play __Genji__. I just enjoy the mechanics so much.
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>>341787785
Such a weird feeling agreeing with something some PVPfag said.

But that is 100% correct. The man with the money makes the rules. If you did buy the game for someone who have no room to tell him what to do and expect them to abide. PVPfags are such fucking whiners these days, they think winning an Internet fight on a game's forums is more a victory than winning in said game's play. And they get piss-broiling mad if you dare to disagree with them in any way at all... like they are the undisputed leaders of a game like some Elitist Jerks wannabe (because we are talking about a ActiBlizzard game here).
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>>341796447
>tries to use semantics to defend shit play
>it actually applies to the game anyway
>"O-oh..."
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>>341797649
>Playing attack symmetra
Fucking quit already you waste of space. I won't tell you how to play but I'll damn sure tell you when you're dragging the whole team down with a retarded character pick. Holy shit, even torbjorn is more useful on attack and that's still not by much. Are you trying to lose?
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>>341797963
>banning customers for playing the game they want
>smart
More like a PR nightmare and possible incoming lawsuits
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>>341797679
Reinhardt. Zarya can shield you to boost her energy and you can cover your snipers to let them (hopefully) pick off enemies.
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>>341787992
>Payed
>destine
You have to go back
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>>341797980
>chevron
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>>341798089
>FUCKING QUIT
Seems like you should quit, anon, since you expected the ability to control teammates in a 6 man game.

Go play streetfighter, kiddo, you don't have to rely on anyone then
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>>341797320
>roll with a team of 4
>we all pick Torbjorn
>so do the two pubs
>we win without the enemy capping the first point
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>>341797862
More than Hanzo's? I once watched a Hanzo PotG in which he died, respawned and accidentally fired his ult into the ground. It flew through the wall and killed three people by accident.

There's almost nothing to consider with his ult. Only if there's someone generally in front of you, and whether you're close enough that they may be able to escape some of the damage. There are plenty of braindead ults, but his is probably involves the least amount of skill required in its execution.
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>WAAAAAAH my team doesn't listen to me
Go play a game where having shit teammates is actually truly terrible. Because this one really ain't it.

>play dead by daylight
>get a single retarded teammate
>welp, guess we're all dying and ranking down!
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>>341792617
>He literally has the best skin in the game
>It covers up all of God's mistakes
By far the best support, arguably the most useful champ mechanically.
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>>341797649
>attack symmetra
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>>341797980

Green only shows up if they're in your group, blue is for normal teammates.
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>>341797649
>The day I can get banned because some faggot on my team didn't like my attack Symmetra, is the day I quit for good.
Good, maybe it'll keep you out of the fucking game instead of letting you fuck everyone else's W/L in the ass.
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>>341798312
>I suck at something so no one can play it!
Your inability to git gud shouldn't restrict others.
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>>341798089
>Torbjorn on attack
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>>341798184
T-that's what it's called, anon.
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>>341798417
>Good
Nor good, because it's never ever happening, anon.

This isn't LOL, you have to go back.

>>341798423
I do this too, stay angry
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>>341798423
Torbjorn on attack CAN work, but only on Payload, if you put your turret on the payload. On Attack/Defend, he's pretty much useless.
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>>341794272
The chinks are not of this planet
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>>341798498
Griefing is reportable.
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>>341798305
>get a single retarded teammate
>welp, guess we're all dying and ranking down!
Can you explain?
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You are the cancer that kills everywhere.
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How could Blizzard make a builder that's good on attack? I pretty much only want to play Sym and Torb in this game, but both are awful on attack and mediocre on KOTH, I end up just playing Soldier 76 when neither are viable.
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>>341796329
Replace the word "play" with "lose" and you have a more accurate statement. Yeah, I get it, you don't care if you lose, you don't care if you get shit on, and you don't care if your entire team gets blown the fuck out, you're having ~f u n~. That's cool. Except it's not. YOU are the one asking for something from everyone else. You're saying "please put up with my stupid bullshit, enable me". No one is obligated to tolerate you. If you just want to fuck around, there are modes for that. If you want to actually play the game WITH other people, then don't be a douchebag and act like you're playing by yourself, it's a pretty simple concept. There are so many single-player games out there that you could occupy yourself for your entire natural lifespan without ever having to subject someone else to your mindlessly selfish behavior, so why don't you fuck off and go do that?
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>>341798913
A turret on wheels that follows you
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>>341798491
just heraldic my shit up
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>team game
>"fuck playing as a team!"

how do you design a team game where nobody gives a shit? just look at overwatch.
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>>341798312
Symmetra is good in any situation
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>always say 'we got this' in team chat at the start of a game
>always say 'well done' to my team if we win
>always say 'bad luck guys' if we lose

Being nice makes you feel better guys
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>>341798726
Putting deployables on the payload should be a bannable offense.
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>>341798089
>playing Symmetra at all
Her one gimmick are the turrets she takes three minutes to set up that one Junkrat can obliterate in a single shot. Her gun sucks, she's close to midrange at best despite relying heavily on setup, her "shield" for 25 damage is laughable. And to top it all off, she's an ugly, smug looking Indian bitch with a perfection complex. With horrible looking - and even hilariously racist - skins, I might add. She has no redeeming qualities.
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>>341798726
If you put your turret on the payload, have a Reinhardt to defend it, are versing bad players and generally have the rest of the team keep the turret alive. Yes it's feasible but you'll need the majority of the team looking out for it. Good luck doing that without friends tho
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>>341787785
>he plays with pubs

Kek. If you actually played with friends, they'd probably just stop playing with you for doing that.
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>>341797679
>Hey guys we could use another tank or assault character
>UM EXCUSE ME I HAVE ALL GOLD MEDALS

Every time no matter what

Nobody is impressed you attacked Reinhardts shield and got top damage
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>Payload
>Get a gold medal on objective time
>Objective Time: 00:02 seconds
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>>341799530
Did you win?
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>>341799530
Fucking this. Both on attack and defence.
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>>341799116
Only in 1 situation. On the opposite attacking team so she'll makes it easier for you to win and she's not even played to her strengths

>>341799182
>ugly Indian bitch
>her skins are racist
Google irony anon. But I agree, symmetra is no fun to play with or play against
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>>341799530

>Playing as a support pretty much only healing
>Match is going horribly
>Two enemies are attacking me with no one helping
>Take both of the enemies down
>Eliminations 2 (Gold Medal)
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>>341799334
>Nobody is impressed you attacked Reinhardts shield and got top damage
Does that really contribute towards your damage? I really doubt that.
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>>341799707
>I'm bad at the game

t. shitter
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>>341799817
Yes it does
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>>341799707

Playing against Symmetra is aggrivating because everyone is so stupid.

Literally every other match in the game
>Let's not bother going into this small room, let's just take another route to the objective

Symmetra match
>Oh no, Symmetra is in the small room! Let's keep trying to push into the room and die instead of throwing splash damage in there or just ignoring it!

Seriously, there is always another route that isn't covered by Symmetra you can take. When Symmetra is on the other team, just ignore whatever room she's in and push the objective. Only time you should fuck with her is if her teleporter is up or she's running at you with her beam.
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>>341799817

Attacking Mei ice walls counts for damage. ICE WALLS! You know, those things that go away after a few seconds and have so much HP that only Bastion can destroy them before they go away naturally so there's no reason to ever shoot them?

Damage dealt is such a silly stat.
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>>341793561
I hope your cancer kills you
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>>341799606
What do you think anon
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>>341787785
I hate it when i pick a support so I can atleast contribute to a team full of hanzos and widowmakers... and no tank. You edge lords should atleast cover me. People like you make me play roadhog. I laugh at your inability to get more kills than me.
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>>341794113
>>341788997
Where's the porn of him?
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>>341796675
>turrent
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>>341799857
>I can't aim so I use lazer turrets and a gun that tethers to my target

I hate to break it to you anon but I think you may suck
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>>341787785
> i take pleasure at the detriment of others
you're not obligated to be nice or useful, but you're a ass and you'll be treated like one.
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>>341798184

I got it even if he didn't, anon
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>>341800340
And you'll keep walking into my giant slow ass orbs of 120 damage or keep getting distracted by my turret while my m1+w kills you. Thanks for the teleporter charge
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>Pick Hanzo
>Contribute more to the team than the fag bitching at me for picking dragonman.
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>>341800326
He's getting the demoman treatment.
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>>341799707
While there may be some pretty Indian women, I feel very secure in saying Indian people are some of the ugliest people on the face of the planet. They're like ultra Mexicans without any of the endearing qualities or women that are hot until they turn into gorillas when they hit 25.
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>Call Overwatch a casual low skill-ceiling game
>Get called a "noob" and to "get good"
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>>341800326
Same place Reinhardt's is.
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>>341787785
>I did not pay $40 for some sperg to dictate which hero I get to play.
bait but this this like saying
>I paid $40 to lose all the time
so it's thank you I'll never have to play with you in ranked
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You do you, anon.

>I pick D.Va every single time, go fuck yourself
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>>341800597
http://www.nuttenspiel.com/ijobs.php?referer=62419&w=welt2
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>>341800572
>pick hanzo
>contribute
>implying this ever happened
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>>341800770
There's actually a pic of Rein fucking Mr Edge.
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>>341800770
I guess you aren't looking hard enough then.
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>That Hanzo that wastes his ultimate shooting it at a sentry
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>>341801172
>>341801191
I've seen Lucio too. But 95% of all porn will be of the most overtly sexual female characters.
There's not even much of Mei, other than a few fat fetish images.
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>>341800678
Not to mention the massive Jew noses on top of all that.
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>>341801401
>I've seen Lucio too.
Give link, don't be a cocktease.
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>>341801339
>That one Hanzo that got a quad kill randomly firing in a direction

That Hanzo was me, I apologized for it being so bullshit.
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>>341787785
Only niggers and faggots lose op. You happen to fill both categories.
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>i'll be tank guys
>*picks Dva*

>dont worry guys i'll snipe
>*picks Hanzo*

>i'll be support fella's
>*picks Symmetra*

>we need more defense on point
>*picks Widowmaker*
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>>341799146

>not saying 'haha gg ez' when you win

>not saying 'haha gg very lucky' when you lose

get your shit together
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>>341802067
And yet the game punishes you for leaving too many matches. Fucking shitters getting hurt when they're called out for ruining a team based game
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>>341802067
>Defense on Hanamura
>2 hanzos 2 widows
>we never lose the first point and win
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>>341802424
>now travelling to: Hanamura
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>>341803079
It's such a bad map. Like how is it possible?

I'd rather play 24/7 32 man instant respawn 2fort
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>>341802424
>>341803079
Every time that map gets to the second point, it just turns into Bastion, Sniper and Torb spam. Throw one healer in there and there's nothing you can do, barring their team just being brain dead.

Usually the moment you manage to cap out point 1 you need to race to 2, and hope they're stupid enough to have a couple people die along the way, as they race back. If they have time to set up, you won't win.
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I just think it's funny how people cry about their teammates and team compositions in possibly the most casual shooter ever created.
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>>341803460
It is technically possible to take the second point back, but you need all your ults at once and that will generally only get you 2/3s of the cap
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>>341803375
they actually commented in the recent video they're changing a few maps so both teams have more opportunities rather than "someone died and they rolled straight to point/get stuck at chokepoint the entire round"
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>tfw 90% kill participation as zenyatta
Jesus this motherfucker is so fun
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>join in to fill a rage quitter for a losing team 0-99% on Overtime
>no tank on team, all flankers and 1 healer
>teammate complains I play Zarya on KotH
Not sure why he singled me out there
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>>341804965
>zarya is bad on koth

i'd leave right on the spot. there's no helping some people.
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>>341804965
>teammate complains I play Zarya on KotH
He should just return the game if he's going to be that stupid.
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>>341787785
Fine by me. Can't wait for ranked. :)
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>Playing defense as Symmetra
>Most of the team is either builder or sniper
>Opposing team's Tracer starts griping in the chat that we are 'campers'
>Keep killing him with the same turret because he never changes his plan of attack

Why do people like that exist?
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>>341804507
>Playing Zenyatta
>Ally Torb gives me three armor packs

The enemy team is fucked beyond all belief. My heal might not be great but I will never die with that much armor.
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I'm ok with this so long as you contribute something to the game. My friend also plays Hanzo 80% of the time, but he's always defending the point like he should, flushing them out when they get inside with his Ult and generally having good battlefield awareness so he tells me when there's someone near that he can't hit.
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>>341798313
I am color blind so I can't really tell the difference between yellow and green well, but there is a different chevron for grouped people, and a different chevron when they're in combat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htZpzA3zyWM
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>>341803079
>Defend on Hanamura
>Enemy team pushes us hard as fuck
>By the time I respawn they finish capping the 2nd point

>Attack on Hanamura
>Everyone on my team goes in one at a time to 1v6
>In the event that we cap the first point, the 2nd point will be 8 minutes of pure agony
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>attack on Anubis
>defender has Bastion, Reinhardt, Mercy, Torb, Widowmaker,
What do? The lone flanker aiming for Mercy will get focused down by Torb and Bastion while Widowmaker picks off your teammate one by one
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>>341804965
>there are still people who think Zarya is bad
would have left
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>>341806307

Would you believe this is one of the few times the really bad characters like Hanzo are worthwhile? Hanzo's ultimate will force the Bastion/Reinhardt to move, and while they're moving the rest of your team can strike.
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>>341806307
Winston for Widow, Tracer for Mercy, D.Va for torb and a Genji for Bastion and then I dunno, a Reaper for the Reinhardt.

With coordination, they'll go down easily.
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>>341806307
just leave, same with hanamura
those two maps are ridiculously unbalanced toward defense
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>>341806307
Take a Reinhardt through the side passage with the entire team behind, use Pharah to take down turret/Bastion then make the enemy team disperse.

This is assuming you are playing with friends or at least have a team that is communicating and coordinating otherwise accept defeat.
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>>341806934
>>341806723
>>341806715
Heh thats if you're playing with friends. Much harder to get coordinated movement on solo queue or queue with 1 other friend.
>>341806759
I kinda miss the opennesss of TF2 maps compared to choke points and only a couple points of entry in Anubis and Hanamura.
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>>341798163
>Shielding a class that already has a shield
You aren't going to get SHIT for charge.
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>>341807979
Not that anon but I'm assuming he means popping the shield at the moment Reinhardts shield breaks
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