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How did Valve get away with this?


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How did Valve get away with this?
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It was 2007 and it's big enough now that if swj try to complain or start a campaign against it nothing will happen.
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Valve has balls, unlike Blizzard.
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How did Valve get away with this?
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>>341787074
>strong thick russian womyn asserting dominance

I'm sure tumblr loved it
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>>341786370
Times were different back when TF2 released
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SJWs find retro pin-ups empowering for some reason.
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Who would win?
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>>341787945
blu, no contest
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>>341787074
Is the new issue out yet?
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>>341788192
Yeno
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>>341787945
red
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>>341787074
>Usually I hate le wacky randumb characters
>I fucking adore Soldier

Why?
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>>341788432

hes insane but skillful
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>>341788432
because he's not random, he's just an insane war "veteran" and all of his insanity revolves around that
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>>341787945
DEXfags pick Blu
STRfags pick Red
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>>341787945
GRAY
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>>341788432
He's the best TF2 character if we're being honest.
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>>341788432
Because he's not really a "le randummmmmm XD" character. He's just has a few screws loose. Outside of that he's a pretty funny character.
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>>341787074
>still no fucking update

BIMONTHLY
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>>341787945
my penis
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>>341788996
apparently this upcoming update is supposed to be real big
like, "gamechanging" big
i'm sure we'll get a comic for the summer udpate
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>>341787945
June
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>>341789119
>apparently this upcoming update is supposed to be real big
I thought all we knew about it is that a Valve employee called it "neato"
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>>341788432
Because he's not random.
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>>341788432
Because while he does do ridiculous, stupid stuff, he's not random. All of his dumb bullshit has set up and actual writing behind it.
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>>341788849
>not the medic

dummkopf
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>>341787074
This female character design is exactly 99 times better than Zarya while displaying the same qualities
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>>341789220
that b4nny faggot or whatever is apparently pretty happy with it and he always whines about shit in tf2 so i mean
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>olivia sfm is actually a thing

Bless you, lolicons
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>>341790070
Excuse me
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How did Valve get away with this?
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>>341790338
kek
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>>341790338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUFACvZl1cM
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>>341788432

He's a more insane caricature of Patton you fucking tit, not random
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>>341789881
If b4nny is happy with it then I'm assuming they're gonna remove Pyro from the game
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>>341790476
What the hell did she even call him? Frog-nigger? Surrendering Monkey-cunt? Cheesy faggots? I'm struggling to come up with enough dialogue that all of it would be censored.
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>>341791538
I'm sure the Russian language has more than enough swears and slurs to cover that
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>last update in february
>no new comic

tf2 is dead and valve killed it
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>>341791870
It was a good run.
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>>341792132
it could have been the most fantastic run in history

i don't know why valve hates their own games so much
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>>341790476
Damn, Zhanna is hot in these panels. Get your your shit together, Blizzard.
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>>341792248
The way they work in the studio is the particular reason. You get some real magic happening when everyone decides to work on one thing. But you also see a game wither and die real fast when pretty much everyone in the studio is like, "nah fuck that I'd rather work on something else". TF2 became that. I figure DotA 2 is like that as well in a lot of regards, or will end up like that at some point.
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Considering the sprays people used to have in counter strike I don't know why you're being such a bitch.
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>>341792638
It's just the 40 year old lesbian haircut that Zarya has.
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>>341792908
its the haircut + color
it would be so easy to fix
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>>341793296
>Recolour skins don't change the hair colour
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We need a TF3. TF2 is way too overstuffed. TF3 would be a nice, clean slate to compete with Overwatch.
But that would require Valve to get off their asses and actually make a new game.
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>>341794353
would you prefere
>tf3 with a new cast
>tf3 with the old cast

old cast all the way
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>>341790338
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>>341788432
PTSD is not random, you insensitive fuck.
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>>341790476
Zhanna is the best.
Hopefully they don't try to awkwardly shove her into the game like they did with Pauling.
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>>341794353
Old cast but slightly more aged-up all the way.
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>>341794597
Old Cast, definitely. Though there might be complications with the cast.
Then again, Nolan North did a great job as Engie in Expiration Date.
Also, it wouldn't hurt to add in a new class or two. Make an actual melee class instead of Demoknight being a tumor stuck onto Demo.
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>>341788432
Because he takes the most skill to use.
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>>341794619
>PTSD
To what? He's a paranoid civilian. Any traumatic events are of his own design.
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>>341786620
>valve features large women: kudos to them, they have balls
>blizzard features large women: FUCKIN SJW PANDERING OMG SHE'S SO OBESE FUCK
I hate the average /v/ poster. Literally care more about stirring shit than videogames
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>>341789026
This
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>>341795880
I remember his bio said that he went on an insane killing spree on his own in Germany after getting denied by the Army.
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>>341789026
This man knows what's up
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>>341796121
Difference is overwatch has a literal man with women eyes , a muscular women will not have the same body type as zary not even if she was born with broad shoulders

TF's is ironically more realistic despite the cartoon design
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>>341794619
This

Especially internet PTSD
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>>341795880
He killed nazis in Poland untill 1949 until he was informed that the war ended in 1945. He also went to every army camp in America and was forced to leave because of his crazy behaviour.
That's not what I'd call a "paranoid civilian"
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I JUST WANT MORE COMICS
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>>341790338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09F2xUo8VSU
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Scotland is not a real country; you are an Englishman with a dress.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4cfo0f88Ug
>Valve will never do anything this hype with TF2 again
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>>341797774

I guess that means he can have rigorous gay anal sex with total abandon.
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>>341798026
it instantly bothered me that the players all wear red in-game
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>>341797774
This american boot just kicked your ass back to Russia
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>>341797774
At least I'm not POOR AND IRISH
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>>341798149
One of the many things you can blame on Valve's down syndrome-tier playtesters. They were trying to shoot each other because of the different colors.
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>>341798421
This was never confirmed
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>>341797221
The Scout VA sounds cool as fuck
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>>341787945
>tits and blonde vs brunette and ass

everyone wins
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>>341797774
The soldier is the best character in the game.

Prove me wrong
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>>341797221
>Ok, that's disgusting. Second of all, we don't talk about French people. That's just as disgusting.
I died.
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>>341793296
For fucks sake MAKE THE FUCKING HAIR AND EYEBROWS MATCH GODDAMMIT.
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>>341797221
This scout VA is great. Other guy not so much.
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>>341797774
The bantz between classes in tf2 is unreal. How come overwatch is so shit by comparison?

It seems like in tf2 the classes all know each other and what makes the others tick due to being constantly in battle and it shows in their snide remarks. Where as in Overwatch its like the characters just met yesterday and don't know what to talk about so they just make smalltalk.
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>>341790338
deepest lore
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>>341799537
Hair color and facial hair color aren't always the same color.

My hair is brown, but my eyebrows and beard are a reddish color. Moreover, many blonde people have brown eyebrows.
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>>341799585
The TF2 characters practically live together because they're with each other so much. It's implied that they stay together when they have any sort of mission, so they're all pretty much roommates that hate each other.
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>>341799585
Valve had good writers before they all left.
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>>341799585
Isn't there 20 or more characters in Overwatch? I don't play it, so I'm not sure.
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>>341799585
erik wolfpaw is a god, that's why

loved him ever since old man murray
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>>341798894

I prefer the medic but whatever.
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>>341800126
There are 21, which should mean so many opportunities for voice clips and shit but nope. here's a "Hey, how are ya?" followed by silence and HIGH NOONS throughout the match.
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>>341800360

Wouldn't having that many characters lead to a balancing clusterfuck?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93E7ft0LfmE
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>>341799537
That always looks terrible.
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>>341800523
I think they all only have one weapon.
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>>341790476
Is there any purer form of love
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>>341800706
Well thats boring
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>>341799537
>blond eyebrows

>>341800523
Nah. Balance is comparatively easy, it's making characters varied, interesting, and powerful-feeling to use without destroying the game that gets clusterfucky.
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>>341799585
Blizzard employs the worst writer in the industry.
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>>341795270
Could we make Zhanna into a melee class?
Is it even okay to have 2 Russians in the game
It has 3 americans so i don't see why not
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>>341800592
It's a shame he's doing the e-beggar thing, but his scout voice is just too entertaining to really care.
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>>341799585
Blizzard's writers are incompetent, but even if they weren't, there's no way a Blizzard game would have any good banter because it would make their playerbase butthurt (they already get mad about "gg ez")
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>>341797774

I will send my condolences to your kangaroo wife.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzPmNhsJpbg

So satisfying when you dominate someone.
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>>341786370
tf2 came out before SJWs have taken over social media
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>>341786370
That's actually a transgender man.
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>>341800360
>They do talk to each other and have backgrounds
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>>341786620
If Valve had balls they would release actual games. But alas they do not.
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>>341795608
You thought no one would notice your shitpost, but I did.
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>>341802550
Wew boy, the free to play heroes are here.
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>>341790338
I'm drunk.
I don't get it.
Can someone explain it for me?
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>>341790338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DW7D6r1S6W8
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>>341803012
I think it's implying Spy is Scout's father
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>>341803012
His father is implied to be Spy, a character who can turn invisible.
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>>341803012
It means ur a faget.
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>>341803012
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>>341786370
She's curvy enough.
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>>341788432
Valve characters a well written
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>>341790909
Nice. Fucking chuckled
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Wasn't it released before feminazis set their sights on video games? As far as i can remember they didn;t start bitching about vidya until like 2010 or thereabouts.
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>>341801512
I'd like to see the civilian brought back. It's so obscure but I find it neat and there's so little evidence that it ever existed.
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>>341802752
I main soldier. I'm pretty good with him. That proves he does not take the most skill to use.
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>>341786370
so have they provided any backstory to pyro yet, or literally anything, i havent kept up with the comics since i stopped playing tf2 like 3 years ago

ANY fucking hints? secrets in comics found about him/her?

hes/shes probably the most unexploited goldmine tf2 has ever had


its my favorite merc

>>341803627
>scouts mom

M U H
D
I
C
K
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>>341788432
Because he isn't random

A line like "I've been teleporting bread for three days" out of context sounds random but well, Engineer technically told him to and that's what makes it funny
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>>341804665
Spy takes the most skill.
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>>341804703
Nope
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>>341800523
No. Overwatch's system is that every hero has shit matchups except against their counter where you basically cannot lose. In TF2 each class has an enemy they're weak against and one they're strong against and then every other matchup is 50/50 in an ideal scenario.
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>>341795608
Wrong
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>>341805212
I'd say either Spy or Demo. They both take a fair amount of strategy.

I can dabble with Spy but I've never had an easy time with Demo.
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>>341803627
so red spy is the father of both blu and red scout?
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>>341805329

>you basically cannot lose

That sounds like crap. I mean at least in TF2 there's a chance of dealing with the enemy you're weakest against. Unless you're a medic and then you better hope you're not alone.
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>>341805461
>le M1+M2 negro
nice one
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>>341790338
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>>341805583
Go use your strategy and see how far you get, fag.
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>>341805548
It is dumb, it's one of the main complaints about overwatch the strategy is incredibly shallow and comes down to who counter picks faster.

Also the rule still applies for medic, while you lose every fight when you don't have uber you win every fight when you do so it still works out.
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>New comic never ever

Why even live?
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>>341806167
pyro is best girl
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>>341806167
>Quickly, men! we need to eat this honey before the bears get here!
>You're just covering yourself in it
>Quickly, men! eat this honey off me before the bears get here
That's some quality humor right here
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>>341805914
>>341805461
Give some tips on using the black demolitions man.
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>>341800592
SFM version when
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Do SJW's hate that Geralt has sex in The Witcher games? With open boobs being displayed of them in each game.

I have to imagine they don't unless they're just really so prudish about sex that realistic depictions of strong women being swooned by Geralt abhors them.
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>>341805583
>t. pubstar
Demo at a high level is the most unforgiving class to play. So much of the game revolves around him and having a bad demo will doom your team 9 times out of 10. He is hard to learn having no direct means of damage, has to have better accuracy than soldiers and scouts having to snipe with pills and stickies, has the most difficult jumps, has the longest reloads, and cannot afford to die ever. If you need proof of this go watch the recent ronin vs froyo game where muma won the game for his team by just dying less and denying RONIN from taking ground for free.
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>scout mains
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>>341806667
Let me answer your question with a question; do SJWs play The Witcher games?
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>>341806667

>sex happens

Yeah probably drives them nuts but fuck them anyways.
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>>341796220
That gif wouldn't happen in Overwatch. The characters in Overwatch move so slowly that if Spy were in it he would've effortlessly backstabbed a few of them as they were scurrying around unaware of his presence. The Spy there just fucked up before he missed the backstab and then desperately tried to make up for it.

It's shameful to say, but I've been in that Spy's position before where I had missed a backstab like that. What you're supposed to do when that happens is get the fuck out of there and try again.

There is a HUGE difference of speed in TF2 compared to Overwatch. Everybody in Overwatch really does run at the same speed as the Heavy.
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>>341806949
I hope this next update fixes some of the bugs on pyro. I miss shitting on scout mains with the flare gun.
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>>341807149
>do SJWs play The Witcher games?

I'm sure they've never played Witcher 1 and 2. Maybe 3 since it's mainstream.
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>>341806761
EMMWUN
EMMTOO
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>>341807264
Yep
Even Tracer only moves marginally faster than the average character
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>>341789026
same
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>>341805543
D E E P E S T L O R E
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>>341807356
If you're shitting on scouts as a Pyro then they are probably aren't scout mains
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>>341807409
>D. Va (Mech): 5.5
>D. Va (Pilot): 5.5
oh wow
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>>341807409
>A floating robot moves at the same speed as a giant fucking pig
They could have atleast put a bit more effort
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>>341807576
You'd be surprised, pyros kill scouts regularly all the way up to plat. For a decent pyro all it takes is one fire particle or airblast to decide the fight. This actually probably has to do with the fact pyros flame range fluctuates constantly due to a bug and there's no way to tell where the hitboxes actually are.
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>Playing multiplayer
>Having a blast stomping the enemy
>See heavy mowing down a scout
>Market garden him
>Feelsgood.jpg
>"OMG WHY DID YOU KILL ME I WAS FIRENDLY!!"
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>>341796462
Zarya is a huge racist though

she is remove omnic personified
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>>341807409
>Scout moves 0.7m faster than lucio even with speed boost
Oh wow
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>>341793296
Why is the Particle Cannon so XBOX HUEG?
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>>341789026
can't argue with that
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>>341808169
Kill friendlies at all costs
unless the whole server just stops playing and takes a break, then back to the fight
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>>341789795

agreed and Zarya is my favorite character to use. If she looked like Zhanna it'd be so much better. I basically just got her russian soldier skin immediately and that helped I guess.
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>>341788432
he's a grumpy dad

Junkrat is the only "so wacky" character
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>>341808376
We posting freezecams now?
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>>341808546
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>TF2 kiddies deploying a pitiable echo chamber in the midst of Overwatch dominance

So fucking sad.
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>>341808745
>TF2 kiddies
Wouldn't overwatch classify as kiddy since TF2 has existed since '07?
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of course if nobody is playing the game its easy to get away with it.
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>>341808669
>replying to bait
nice job anon
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>>341808745
>overshill defense force shows up in a tf2 thread
pottery
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>>341808669
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>>341808954
whoops, meant for
>>341808883
could also be meant for
>>341808997
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>>341786370
how do you fags get away with the meager amount of porn of olivia?

shitty source filmmaker porn doesnt count btw
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>>341808376
>Welcome to Team Fortress 2.jpg
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>>341809082
I know it is bait, I just like testing their logic because it is actually pretty fun to do it, they repeat retarded shit and eventually leave the thread.
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>>341809141
Theres porn of olivia?

What the fuck?
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>>341797221
>I've still never played a round of MvM because all my friends who played TF2 could form a full party and I never wanted to join in with randos
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>>341808954
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>>341809141
its a goddamn travesty, she's such a qt too
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>>341808093
>ugc
>hl
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>>341809265
not nearly enough im afraid

>>341809369
heres the deal anon, i'll bite the bullet and make one myself, but only if you make one too
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>>341809397
>implying etf2l is any better
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>>341794353
>TF3 feat. Ms. Pauling and Zhanna
Day zero buy.
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>>341809324
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>>341809781
>That name

Perfect
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>>341809781
>playing on Skial or any other ad-ridden and playercount-faking shit servers
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>Gabe right now as you purchased virutal keys and hats
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>>341809781
>skial
>hightower

wew
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>>341806167
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>>341790338
Where can I read all of this?
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>>341808883
Maybe but Blizzdrones have been around for slightly over a decade so they get seniority.
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>>341810053
http://www.teamfortress.com/comics.php
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>>341810053
tf2.com

Do you dress yourself?
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>>341810053
start here
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why are the TF2 comics better than the game right now, /v/?
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>>341786370
THICK
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>>341803627
>francis the talking france shirt
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>>341810158
wew
start at the catch-up comic
http://www.teamfortress.com/catchup/
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>>341798026
that heavy shout kinda gives me chills
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>>341810030
I love the dysfunction of TF2's cast

One of the things it has over Overwatch

>>341810198
Because Valve doesn't care anymore

Matchmaking was announced before Overwatch was announced and it still isn't out yet
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>>341807614
Makes sense. The big, clunky mech might be slower but it covers more ground.

Dva by herself is quick and agile, but doesn't cover much ground with her tiny feet.
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>>341810198
because the game depend on 23 other people not being braindead
the comics are perfected over years
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>>341810279
>matchmaking mode

>no custom/nonofficial maps
>no class restrictions
>no weapon restrictions
>9v9 or 10v10 only
dead on arrival tobequitehonestfam
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>>341786370
A tasteful pinup in a calendar isn't the same as implied masturbation material of main characters in an outbouse
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>>341810030
>naked soldier with a funny ass line
>scout standing in a hot dog suit

i miss tf2
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>>341788432
the pyro is the randumb character
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Name a better tf2 short than this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36lSzUMBJnc

you can't
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>>341810451
>>9v9 or 10v10 only
Now I realize you have no idea what you're talking about anyway. They're supporting 6v6 more than 9v9.
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>>341810550
when meet the pyro finally comes out, they're gonna show his/her face
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>>341789881
B4nny is fucking cancer and really shouldn't be listened to. Strange how Valve actually listened to the shit he talked about considering how fucking awful pyro is in competitive play.
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>>341810550
meet the spy
but its only sightly better
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>>341810613
excuse me
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>>341794597

TF3 with a new cast. I adore the old cast, but it's been 10 years now.
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>>341810613

uh, anon.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUhOnX8qt3I

Also, thankls captcha
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>>341810624
B4nny said he had nothing to do with that
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>>341810613
>Anon is trapped in 2011
poor soul
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>>341794353
I don't think we're getting a "Team Fortress 3" anytime soon, I think we're more likely to get a port of TF2 on the Source 2 engine. It'll be like Counter Strike Source is to Counter Strike 1.6, a step-up in graphics, but the game is going to be different as I'm sure every single little tiny nuance of Team Fortress 2 isn't going to be translated correctly into "Team Fortress 2 Source2/Vulkan Edition." It's probably going to create a divide of purists who are like "TF2 is superior. TF2 Source2 is different, so it's awful!"
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>>341810732
Wrong image :z
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What the fuck do you mean how did they get away with it

It's just a fucking pin up calendar
in an M rated game
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>>341808227
But anon, robots aren't people and need to be reminded why they were created in the first place! To serve their superior masters: humans.
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>>341810708
no excuse ME
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>>341810054
Fair enough.
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>>341810669
>So what are you, the president of his fan club???
>No... that would be YOUR MOTHER!
>[throws pornography on table]
sickest burn of all time
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anyways back on topic i would have sex with olivia
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>>341810993
I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION
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>>341810048

We need an overwatch picture of 3 widowmakers doing the same fucking thing. It can't be that fucking hard.
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>>341801512
I WAS about to bring up that Russia has multiple regions like America... Then I remembered Zhanna is Heavy's sister so she'd be from the same region. Wow, there's a failure of memory for you.

But, it might well be cool.

But if Pauling and Zhanna get added, I'd like the Guard Dog to also be added. I mean, come on, that one's practically already made.
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>>341810891
It's a sexist image in an all-male game, you cis-gendered misogynistic shitlord.
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>>341810669
The greatest use of a 'your mom' joke ever conceived.

TF2's writers were brilliant...
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>>341811225
Overwatch doesn't have freezecams, just killcams
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>>341811275
The worst thing about this, is that there is a actual class and audience.
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Who was behind that window?
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>>341811439
Pyramid head
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>>341811275
>Science is a social construct developed through colonization, to erase indigenous cultures
what the fuck is this shit?
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>>341810534
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>>341811439
Merasmus!
Or maybe its just a tree
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>>341811439
Some form of triangular wizard creature. Or possibly just a building.
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>>341811439
deepest lore
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>>341811554
>See Naked Tales of Valor #1-#37, Scout's worst double dates #14
this is the funniest joke in all of the comics, prove me wrong
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>>341811705
Its good but its no "Neck Fix"
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>>341810757
How many years have people been talking about Source 2 now?
When are we actually getting it?
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>>341810245
>Third brother killed the other 2
Wait what, when the fuck did that happen?
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>>341811816
Dota 2 is on Source 2 right now

The tools haven't been released yet though
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>>341811816
we've already gotten it, I guess
dota 2 runs on it
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Remember that one time when they delivered the End of the Line update years late, and it was total garbage?
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>>341811785
HUTTAH!
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>>341811630
>that tiny razor
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>1968

That seems way too late for the game's style. I always imagined it took place in 1958 - 1962 era.

Late 60's looked a lot more like the mid 70s in terms of art styles in things.
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>>341811872
http://www.teamfortress.com/bloodbrothers/
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>>341811997
nah, the sniper's shades give it away: 1968
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It's like you cant live without those SJWs. Be happy they arent bitching about your shit game.

Pointless thread filled with cuck faggots.
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>>341811873
>>341811884
That's the weakest first use of a new engine I've ever heard.
If it weren't for you guys, I'd have thought it was cast into the pits of Valve Time.
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>TF2 had Meet the Team and comics which build off of the characters and improves the product
>OW has the cinematic trailers which are tonally inconsistent and nonsensical lore
This is why I feel TF2 is a better experience, everything is really consistent. Nothing is taken seriously and it fits the game.
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>>341788432
Because he is a true american hero.
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Welp, I feel inspired to play some TF2, then. See you boys on Turbine.
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>>341812030
Well shit, why the hell are red and blu fighting still then?
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>>341812367
I hated the OW short I watched ("Alive" IIRC). Nevermind the lore, the action was bad.
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None of the characters in overwatch have the charisma of tf2 characters
prove me wrong you can't, they are overdesigned shit
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>Oh, don't be such a baby! Ribs grow back!

>no they don't...
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>>341812578
The general idea is that the comics have moved past anything in the games, so normal TF2 gameplay is set in the mid-sixties and early seventies, the latter being when MvM takes place.
Mostly it's just something you shouldn't take too seriously.
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Here's a reaction pic, just for you guys

:)
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wow how risky and dangerous a pin up calender ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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AND FROM THAT DAY ON FOWARD ANY TIME A BUNCH OF ANIMALS ARE TOGETHER IN ONE PLACE IT IS CALLED A TZU
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>>341812742
>And when ze patient woke up, his skeleton was missing, and ze doctor was never heard from again!
>Anyway, zat's how I lost my medical license.
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>>341812605
>play widow on kingsrow
>"That day I felt Alive"
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>>341813057
>[worried laughter]
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>>341813020
Unless its a farm!
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>>341812828
Makes sense.
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>>341813057
The best doctor.
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>>341813524
The fuck is going on with his chin in that last panel
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>His identity and motives remained unknown. Now a ruthless and remorseless killer, he was responsible for terrorist attacks throughout the world. He fought in many armed conflicts over the decades, showing no loyalty to any cause or organization.
>"DIE! DIE! DIE!"

>He is a puzzle, wrapped in an enigma, shrouded in riddles, lovingly sprinkled with intrigue, express mailed to Mystery, Alaska, and LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU! but it is too late. You're dead. For he is the Spy - globetrotting rogue, lady killer (metaphorically) and mankiller (for real).
>"This will be the last time you see me."


I never realized how much bad writing can hurt a videogame, even when the story is so removed from the gameplay.
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>>341813756
>lady killer (metaphorically) and mankiller (for real).
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>>341813756
>>His identity and motives remained unknown. Now a ruthless and remorseless killer, he was responsible for terrorist attacks throughout the world. He fought in many armed conflicts over the decades, showing no loyalty to any cause or organization.
>>"DIE! DIE! DIE!"
lol, Reaper the Edgehog.
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>>341813756
this is the reason why I think overwatch will die soon

tf2 characters are just too fucking well built, overwatch characters are overdesigned randumb shit
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>>341813756
A lot of it is how at odds with itself Overwatch's tone is. It's much too serious while at the same time being nearly Disney levels of squeaky clean, the only major outliers are Reaper being so goddamn edgy and screaming DIE and the amount of asses in skin-tight clothes.
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>>341814157
All charactters in overwatch look like they came from another game, this makes the universe seems fake
the tf2 is just too well built
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medic is best husbando
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>>341788658
Str/red here, this is accurate
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>>341814157
I dunno Widowmaker's backstory is also really damn edgy (and lol at her decollete that goes all the way to her hips), although it's not obvious in-game.
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>>341813756
>lady killer (metaphorically) and mankiller (for real)
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>>341798026
Valve you used to be so fucking good.

Valve pls.
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>>341797148
He killed random Germans until 1949 because he was informed that the war ended four years prior. He was deemed too mentally unstable to join the military.
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>>341804703
>the Pyro is very close friends with the Engineer, to the point where the former was the CEO of Frontier Engineering without the latter's help
>the Pyro deludes itself so fucking much that it believes it's in a magical children's world called Pyroland

that's pretty much it
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>>341800592
Hey that's not Jerma
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>>341807409
>Lúcio
>BR
>7,1
>7-1
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>>341814387
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>>341814134
It will die after TF 2 is dead.
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>>341790338
Wait is this canon?
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I'M A BLACK SCOTTISH CYCLOPS
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>>341814646
holy shit
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>>341814826
The comics are pretty much the only canon TF2 has.
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>>341814646
Deepest Lore.
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>>341797221
Scout talking about his dad was literally the best part. lol! xD
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>>341799581
Pretty sure the other guy is just a youtuber, not a voice actor
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In 2 and a half months, it will have been exactly a year since the last TF2 comic.
Not counting the Halloween one.
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>>341814646
FUCK
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>>341815338
>its been 2 years since expiration date
>TODAY
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>God's Secret Base, Heaven
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>>341797221
The Scout VA was great but the other guy was trying way too hard to be funny.
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>>341815443
Holy fuck, you're right.
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>>341800592
>in a videogame
>kinda scraping at the little fame he has
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>>341815443
What? Bullshi-
OH FUCK
OH GOD
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>>341815443
2 years.... wow
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>>341814646
I'm retarded what?
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>these next two comics will be out quicker ;)
>August 31, 2015
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>>341809524
What was the name of that rule34 site that allowed webms? You know the one I mean. With the logging in.
I keep forgetting.
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>>341797221
Was this conversation scripted or did the Scout VO really do all of that impromptu?

Either way, I really enjoyed it.
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>>341815443
stop
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>>341815890
2014 German invasion on Brasil.
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>>341815947
rule34 xxx or rule34hentai?
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>>341815443
HOW
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>>341806167
fucking quality humor right there
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>>341806412
I think the bear is already there.
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>>341815443
This is fucking with me pretty bad.
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>>341786370
It's classy. Not slutty, like that old Tracer pose. Big difference.
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>>341815443
>2 years ago was just yesterday
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>>341815443
enuff
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Comic update when?
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>>341796121
>Shes not large tho
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>>341807409

Everyone gets to the point at the same time, but because of size it feels like some characters move slower.

Given the circumstances of the game, they'd have to change a lot if they rebalanced the speeds. It works in TF2 since you generally have bigger team sizes and you can have engineers with teleporters to get Heavies and shit to the front lines, in Overwatch you have smaller teams which become even smaller if you sacrifice one to have a teleporter, and said teleporter can only be built after a period of time and lasts only for 6 people going through it before it dies.
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>the comic will never be finished
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>>341804703
I think Pyro's whole appeal is that it's a total mystery. So I doubt we'll every really have any real info.
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>>341815443
>2 years
I hurt myself, today.
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when will we ever get a story mode in tf2? seems perfect with all the comics and such
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>>341815443
JUST
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>>341796127
>Ignite Shireen

holy mother of god

this is the funniest shit
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Whatever happened with this?
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>>341815443
>mfw i still remember all the fiascos in servers talking about expiration date
>engineer teleporting bread factories
>the rumors
>a mutant bread boss fight
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>>341818437
Are you still on chapter 4, anon? Chapter 5 has been out for a while.
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>>341818530
You're right.
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>>341806167
that's something very funny and clever
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>>341808546
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>>341809141
TOP

FUCKIN

CUTE
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>>341819268

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uqSaoVG7B4
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>>341787945
Red doesn't have feet. She would be easy to just push over, so blu wins this one.
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>>341797221
>mussekek aka disney stooge starts talking
>close video
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If any of you folks are interested, There's a rumoured new tf2 update coming out soon.


Also a summer sale. hopefully we'll have a new mvm tour or something worth more than a "lol have contracts"
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>>341815665
That's muselk. He's essentially tf2 pewdiepie.

The videos with the scout VA are literally the only content of any quality in his entire channel.
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>>341810757
>I think we're more likely to get a port of TF2 on the Source 2 engine
Valve has said they have absolutely zero plans for this to happen, yet the leaked VR Source 2 material has had filenames with "team fortress" in them, so either they're lying or Team Fortress 3 is in dev stages
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>>341798421
Apparently they did it to keep from confusing players and something about sentries going wonky.

Though, they could have just recolored them purple.
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>>341801709
Given valve's work ethic and release schedule, I'm pretty sure he's doing so he won't starve.
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>>341797221
He's like a less retarded Beavis
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>>341797221
>musclek
Yuck, favorite tf2 youtubers?
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>>341821220
Uh, voice actors don't work for a particular game company
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>>341821436
Terrible, terrible reading comprehension
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>>341821343
I'm not really fan of the new trend of ebin memetubers but Star_ has always been great, until he burnt out of TF2 aka heard of Overwatch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-YFfdlsz-o
A lot of his videos are pretty nice and comfy to listen to
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>>341814846
THEY GOT MORE _____
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>>341787074
Zatanna and soldier are the best pair.
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>>341815443
>We won't have those good moments back
why live anymore?
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>No one posting best joke yet.
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>>341822129
FECKIN' MONSTERS IN THE GREAT LOCHETT NESS THAN THEY GOT THE LIKES 'O ME
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>>341821436
I don't think he's been in anything recently aside from new scout lines.

I think Soldier's VA was in the new starfox, since they got the original cast back for it.

The engineer's VA has disappeared or something, last time they had to use Nolan North.
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>>341822209
>Zatanna
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>>341822596
It's late here.
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>>341822476
I think Grant Goodeve, aka Engineer, retired.
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>>341790338
>you should listen more and talk less

IT'S LIKE POETRY

IT RHYMES

https://youtu.be/sEH9I_oJfqY?t=58
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>TF Comics # 1 came out august 2013
>it STILL isn't finished

They better have a fuckhuge reveal next issue to make up for this bullshit
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Why have valve just given up on the halloween updates? They used to be some of the most fun in the game. The last couple of year's halloween updates have been pitiful. come to think of it, the christmas updates have been getting progressively lackluster, too.
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>>341822392
kek
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>>341798026
This is so much better than the LE WACKY XDD treatment they've been giving TF2 lately.

I like it when it takes itself just a little seriously, the Cold War setting is so cool but all this "poopy joe saxton hale xdd" shit ruins it
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>>341814157
Thats why for the lores sake I think blizzard would be better off just retconning nearly everything they have already released about overwatch lore and restarting it as a more casual 'people fighting each other for no reason" story ala tf2.

but they wont because they just wanted to make pixar shorts about generic bullshit. I cant even imagine who they are trying to appeal to with those shorts but damn. They arent funny, they arent particularity interesting and god knows they dont make me give a shit about the heros.
it sucks that I enjoy the gameplay so much. if only tf2 didnt go free2play.
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>>341822841
They're leaving the bigger updates to the community now. Did you forget about Invasion and End of the Line?

That being said, I miss when the halloween updates were very experimental. Shit like the bosses and the bumper cars were super fucking fun, shame that we didn't get any more bosses after Merasmus.
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>>341823291
Bumper cars were the dumbest shit.
I fucking loved them.
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>>341823443
>nobody made any worthwhile race maps, just a few half-baked ones that didn't play nice with the intentionally awkward physics

Suffering.
>>
>>341806667
Some hate it. There was a sizeable community on Tumblr for a time called "all PIV (penile in vaginal) sex is rape" until its community couldn't even stand each other and split.
Other SJWs just hate video game sex because by their twisted logic the video game characters can't consent and are "sex objects" that propagate "rape culture" (ie they unironically think that sexy vidya turns men into rapists or causes them to dislike women). Finally, other SJWs don't care.
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>>341805548
Have you seen the good Medics?

That fuckers can basically shoot you with the syringe gun and all 40 syringes gets to you
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>>341824000
Don't good medics use the crossbow?
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>>341823732
>this entire post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KufiqCh3Qd4
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>>341824123
Only the REALY good ones
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>>341815443
>Valve will never give TF2 any optimization updates
>Linux port still awful after 4 years
>Windows version in a downward spiral of getting slower and choppier
>still contains microtransactions
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
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>>341822129
>>341822394
SO!
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>>341824378
The really good medics have already killed you with a Bonesaw or Hypocratic Oath
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>>341824632
T' ALL YOU FINE DANDIES
SO PROUD
SO COCKSURE
PRANCIN' ABOAT WITH YER HEADS FULLA EYEBALLS
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>>341824698
>really good medics
>bonesaw
?
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>>341788432
Without trying to sound like a fag, Soldier follows his bliss.

He does what he wants.

If he wants to eat loads of chicken, he'll do so.
Kill people? Done.
Fuck someone? Okay.
Make friends with the enemy? Worth it.
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>>341801274
torb and mercy have two, but one is for utility and the other for damage so it's irrelevant anyways
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>>341824785
COME AND GET ME I SAY
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>>341824853
>Zhanna
>enemy
she's an American you scum-sucking maggot
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>>341809781
>geronimo
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>>341804703
One time a photo of the skull of the Pyro was leaked.

Someone noted the bone structure of the Pyro's skull was similar to that of a male's skull.

So the male/female mystery at least has been solved.
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>>341825453
he's talking about the war update comic
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-635sRZwIPo
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So what custom hud do you cunts use?
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>>341825359
I'LL BE WAITIN' ON YA, WITH A WHIFF O' THE OL BRIMSTONE
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>>341826031
default minimal
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>>341826031
RaysHUD
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>>341826031
Recently switched from RaysHUD to ToonHUD, I like it so far.
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>>341825846
Source on that?

Are you talking about the zombie outfit?
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>>341826031
broeselhud_blue
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>>341827691
not him but this was pyro's alpha head model
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>>341826031
Lucky Star
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>>341827934
pyro looks like a legit retard
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One interesting Engineer tactic I figured out recently for ctf_turbine is to build a sentry just inside the front door, close enough that I can hide behind the sentry but still be close enough to the door to open it.
That way, I can have the sentry covering an area that would usually be too open to be safe for a sentry, but by moving back and forth I can close and open the door in front of the sentry.

Only weakness is that spies kept on coming for me and my team would do nothing about it despite the fact that they would always come through intel room disguised as a sniper or a pyro.

Are there other maps that have doors that would allow me to use a similar tactic?
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>>341828468
well he is kind of a retard so its fitting
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>>341828468
or a psychopath, yeah, i think that's what they were going for

every continent but Asia was represented, so they needed a mongoloid
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>>341805461
nah
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>>341828490
ctf_well has doors which funnel enemies into them. in fact, ctf maps are engineer paradises in general

don't get used to playing it if you want to partake in competitive matchmaking, though, because all the MM maps are either 5CP or Attack/Defend, no ctf
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>>341828720
>every continent but Asia was represented
what
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>>341828720
in his audio files he sound pole
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>>341829051
america, australia, eurasia, europe, africa
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>>341828720
>every continent but Asia was represented
Asia includes Russia, man. Africa, Antartica and South America are unrepresented.

World Leaders might be a better choice of words.
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>>341829637
There's nobody from Africa, South America, and Russia is in Asia, so Heavy represents it.
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>>341829637
>eurasia, europe
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>>341827934
That's not his alpha head model. That's a fan model based on concept art.
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>>341807409
>7.1
BLIZZARD CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
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>>341829637
>africa
The Demoman is Scottish, dude.
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>>341829751
isn't heavy from siberia, which is located in asia?
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>>341829994
Point stands.
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>demoman was originally white
>blackwashed
How did valve get away with this?
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>>341829964
>stereotype BR
>shitskin
>BRs in image
>slightly tanned Caucasians

I don't get /pol/ memes
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>>341815443
STOP
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>>341830192
Do you think favela monkeys can afford World Cup semifinals tickets?
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>>341830308
S A V E D
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>>341830308
The expressions on her face are hilarious.
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>>341830192
The upper class and middle class in Brazil is mostly white. The upper class and middle class are the only classes that can afford to go to the World Cup. Therefore, Brazilians at the world cup are mostly white.
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>>341830308
Is this HL3?
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>>341829965
How dare you deny a king of his kingdom
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>>341830192
https://www.google.com.au/search?q=average+brazilian+person&client=firefox-b&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjXgb3L8LDNAhXLJJQKHYSuBCwQ_AUICCgB&biw=1519&bih=734&dpr=0.9#tbm=isch&q=brazilian+man
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>>341830308
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>>341827934
Are we taking fan models to be canon now?
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>>341795270
New class could be commander or some shit. Saber melee weapon with the range and damage of the demo axe, secondary weapon are buff banners like soldiers, has a pistol with the engineer's ammo so he's not completely useless outside of melee range. 175 health, medic speed.
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>>341828720
Nobody is from South America or Africa. And I think a penguin or an elephant seal would be out of place as a playable class representing Antarctica.
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>>341831058
Did you guys know Scout is actually a girl?
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>>341831225
W does she have casts over her arms?
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>>341831058
That (Pyro)'s not a fanmade model, though, it's a Valve model.
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>>341831289
I'm gonna need a source for that, or else I can say this is Pyro's beta model
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Why does this exist?

Who at Valve looked at Soldier and said "hmm, he's not powerful enough, we need to give him a free spammable speed boost and the longest ranged melee weapon in the game for an irrelevant downside"?

Nerf this stupid shit already.
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>>341799537

This meme started with Emilia Clark
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>haven't played TF2 since MvM
>reinstalled yesterday
>too scared to boot it up
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>>341831416
Oh, it is a fanmade model, my bad.

This is the concept art it was inspired by.

https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/File:Tf2sketches2.png
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>>341799537
i have blonde hair and black eye brows
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>>341831678
Do it faggot.
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>>341831707
If we're taking concept art to be canon now, we should start treating Demoman as if he's white now
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>>341807409

Yeah but Tracer can blink
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>>341831826
>implying Demo's not white
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>>341831895
Scout's still faster in a 100 metre dash even when she has her blink, especially with the Baby Face's Blaster
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>>341786370
How does it feel knowing Overwatch had implied masturbation joke but it was removed because Blizzard was afraid of SJW tears.
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>>341831826
He is white. Just covered in gunpowder.
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>>341832053
forgot sauce

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7MOjqaDAYo
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>>341832164
>red / blue
Why?
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>tfw it took me years of mainig scout to realize that I can't aim for shit

Also where were you when artstyle dies
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>>341832087
A picture of Symmetra as she appears in game is implied masturbation?
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>>341832357
I assume it means blu = attack and red = defense
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>>341832357
attacking/defending
it's a huge difference
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>>341832417
I was pawning off my unusuals because fuck tf2
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>>341832462
She "appears" like a whore in the game.
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>>341832357
Attack and defense.
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>>341832463
>>341832473
>>341832646
Ah, I had a feeling that's what it was.
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>>341831826
He should be white
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>>341832164
Is this bait?
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Truly the best character.

>They've got more fecking sea monsters in the great Lochett Ness than they've got the likes of me

You can also tell blowing shit up and getting drunk is his escapism from cruel reality of being a black Scotsman with one eye.
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>>341832462
Yes. They placed magazine centerfolds featuring the Overwatch girls in the outhouses, which implies that someone was in there jacking off to them in the stall. They removed them in an update before the game released though.

It's because of things like this that I know Blizzard will never give us our swimsuit skins this summer even though they would make so much money with them.
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>>341831720
What the fuck is all this
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>>341832638
It's literally just her concept art slapped in a magazine. That doesn't imply shit unless it was sitting next to a box of tissues and some lotion or something.
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>>341832720
>lose your eye to an eldritch book while doing your summer job as a child
>be a black scotsman
life just didn't line up for him
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>>341816991

This is the first time I realised this was a gif and not just a reaction image
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>>341832873
Then why'd they take them out of the game?
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>>341832856
Annoying bullshit.
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>>341822209
>Zatanna

Shouldn't you be back at /co/ you little lost pup?
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No one cared at the time.
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>>341832856
>play multiplayer
what
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>>341832856
Valve trying to make TF2 appeal to the esport crowd way too fucking late
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>>341788432
There's a difference between a character doing random shit for the sake of being a quirky character and doing random shit to serve the narrative my man.
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>>341798026
>MvM will never get anymore update
Fucking hell Valve...
I still have 10 tickets in my inventory but no one to play with.
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>>341833183
Could they appeal to my computer by making their game not run like shit? Jesus Christ, its awful.
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>>341789795
This is most true.
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>>341787945
WHERE MY BLU BOYS AT?
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>>341833403
>playing on potato pc
>play tf2 at 20 fps
>play overwatch at 45 fps
how does blizzard do it
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>>341798026
>2012
>MvM has been out for 5 years
>Only got 1 update
;_;
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>>341787945
Maybe I'm stupid but...
>1968
>G36
??????
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>>341833757
>1968
>Teleporters and Mediguns
???
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>>341833645
>5 years

You mean 4 years?
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>>341833582
I'd rather understand how Valve managed to fuck TF2. Seriously, I'm playing on a PC stronger than the one I used years back and it runs worse on this one then when I played back then.
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>>341833757
You talking about the Classic?

It's super sekrit spy technology, that's the only possible explanation. Or just consider it noncanon
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>>341831713
Sorry for your loss
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>>341833757

They were all made with australium
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>>341833869
Correct. They are both fictional and look like they fit the time period. So you're right, it is weird.
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>>341831826
He's gotta be black. I can't imagine it any other way.
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>>341833996
The gun is part of the game. It can't be non canon anymore than the widowmaker, short circuit machina or others.
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>>341798026
TF2 has so much potential still as a series, and they are still doing nothing with it from what we know

Like goddamn, expiration date was amazing, and they were going to do a bunch of those for adult swim until they said no

And where the fuck is our new comic update?
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>>341832691
You know it's true.
Attack engineers who can keep a dispenser and a non-mini sentry far enough forward to be useful are a rarity, while snipers and spies have to be very skilled to be as useful as a soldier that just clicks on the ground near the enemy.
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>>341832856
Seriously. This game has become so bloated. Try joining a match of payload and the loading nearly crashes the game.
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>>341833956
And to not make my computer become an oven, I have to run the game on such low settings that the syringe gun is hexagonal.
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>>341833956
FUCKING THIS. My PC right now is miles better than my old one and tf2 ran like butter. But now there's 10gigs of hats to load every time you join a game.
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>>341787945
BLU

JESUS CHRIST

BLU

MY DIIIIK
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>>341834058
They look like and were made later than 1968. some of them look like and were made in 2020.
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>>341805543
No just blue scout. Real red scout is dead, killed by the robots. All the surviving mercs besides blue engineer who also survived changed their colours to red in order to distinguish themselves from the colour of the grey robots which was too similar to blue.
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>>341833645
Bigrock was the first mvm update, two cities was the second.

>mfw valve will never make an offense mvm
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>>341834645
When does any of this happen? I don't remember red dying and blu switching to red in the comics
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How should Valve make TF2 Great Againâ„¢?
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>>341787945
Red is the patrician choice
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>>341834408
Wait so the games been running horrible for everyone lately? I thought it was just my toaster.
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>>341834863
Runs beautifully for me, I played earlier today.
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>>341834863
Yup.
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>>341834798
They could port it to Source 2 and give it an overhaul or just make TF3
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>>341787074

>you will never have a russian chick randomly go up to you and ask to fuck for no reason
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>>341834798
To be realistic, it's impossible to please everyone.
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>>341834863
Yeah, it's annoying. Even more so because playing Overwatch just makes me want to play TF2 and I can't even do that comfortably.

I wonder if Team Fortress Classic is alive.
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>tfw a 2007 game has better texture quality than a 2016 one
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>>341834863
Runs fine for me.
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>>341787945
R E D
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>>341834863
not for me, and I haven't upgraded my pc since 2012.
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>>341834798
Make a downdate to vanilla.
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>>341834754
Just after Grey Mann kills the two brothers his robots also kill a bunch of the mercs, enough of them survive however to make a full team though. If I recall, the characters who have actual canon relationships such as blue soldier-red demoman and blue scout-red spy are the ones that survive.
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Post your work
I know for a fact some of you guys post on /v/ too
I'm watching you Maj. Oh and Dooms
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>you will never watch the meet the videos for the first time again
I can still quote most of them all the way through.
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>>341835093
I remember that one time the item servers fucked up and TF2 turned vanilla again. People (myself included) actually booted the game up again just to play vanilla one more time. Valve should have took notice.
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>>341834964
Someone released a TFC game in 2007 I think. The reason nobody knows about it is that the real team fortress released then and it killed all hype for it. It's being updated I think
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>>341834234
>adult swim and valve were working on a series and expiration date was gonna be the third episode
>valve pulled out once they saw the schedule

Lazy fucks
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>>341835149
Pic related woops
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>>341834798
An option to play vanilla. Some skins to make the promo guns fit with the original theme. To segue into a whine, for a long time, most weapons can be instantly identified at a glance. Until they implemented weapon skins. In one particular example, unless you're really close and really looking, there's a soldier rocket launcher skin that looks very similar to the rocket jumper. Too similar.
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>>341835149
I have a ton of shitty cringey TF2 Gmod videos from when I was 14/15.
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>>341835369
Most weapons could*
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>>341835241
IIRC there is a mod that will hide hats and other unnecessary bullshit. No clue if it makes the game run any better though or if it is still being updated. I last heard about it like 2-3 years ago.
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>>341835293
It's because Valve's SFM team consists of just a few guys (well most of the time I mean. Anybody can hop over and do SFM work, but there's only a few animators that do it)

Bay Raits is/was one of them, though I think he left the company.

>>341835437
Post them if you're brave enough. I used to make some of my own but deleted them out of embarrassment a few years ago.
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>>341835342
>2016
>still can't get the hang of source filmmaker

Just want to make SFM videos
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>>341834798
Do more stuff outside of TF2

No one here can deny that everything Valve has done with TF2 outside of the game itself has been a goldmine of amazingness.

Finish the comics, and continue creating shorts like Expiration Date
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>>341835542
Imagine the things they could do if they hired people like Winglet and HarryUK
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>>341835494
Not him, but,
>Try no hats mod
>It removes all hats. Including hats from characters that should have them in their base skin.
Eh scout had no hat; it had the "haircut hat" that removes the base default head appearance. I think there were others too.

Is the mod a joke...?
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>>341834659
>>mfw valve will never make an offense mvm
>Gargoyles and gravel
>Offensive MVM in Medieval Mode, robots reskinned into skeletons, demons, ogres and Irish people, your team has to carry the bomb into the enemy base to win
>every class can use Halloween spells from their spell books to make things more interesting
>Engineer gets a medieval-mode friendly construction PDA and Pyro gets a medieval Molotov secondary
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>>341835662
>Bi-Monthly Comics
Biggest lie of the franchise. I just want more comics damn it.
>>
>>341835662
I deny it. I don't like any of the "world building" garbage because for me there isn't and never was a "world.". It's a sequel to a Quake mod. You want world building in a Quake mod? I honestly don't get it. This story bullshit annoys me. I don't play the comics. You want to make fun movies? Fine. Don't fist them into the game. I am looking your way, Ashley Burch.
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>>341835745
It removes the default hat if the player was wearing a different hat.
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>>341835134
I can't find that stuff anywhere. In the comics after Grey kills Redmond and Blutarch he builds the robots, uses them to steal Mann Co and hires the TFC Mercs but the TF2 mercs have barely any interaction with the robots.
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>>341836024
>You want world building in a Quake mod?
If the world building is done as great as they did it in TF2 then yeah I'll take some world building
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>>341835707
>Winglet

I think he already works somewhere though

>Harry101UK

I thought he did work at Valve already. I mean I'd be surprised if he didn't.

McVee and Zachariah Scott used to work for Bioware you know. They did Cinematics on Mass Effect 1 2 and 3.

But getting Invited to work at Valve is super rare unless they wanna buy your mod and work with you to make it a AAA title.

Every position at Valve requires upwards of YEARS of Industry experience. They have 0 worthwhile entry level positions there (but they do let Local college students Intern, but only Local)
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>>341835745
I really dont know any specifics on it. I just heard some stuff about it a while back and thought I'd share.
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>>341835983
Quake had a future vs fantasy mod back in the day. It wouldn't take much to be interesting. Too bad the modding community to make gameplay mods is nearly dead except the euros who have made some clever stuff. I.e. killing fortress 2, and some mvm custom story maps that have shitty stories but the idea is novel
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>>341834941
>They could port it to Source 2
nah, TF2's Source physics don't translate well to Source 2, it would be extremely difficult

CS:GO is much less physics based than TF2 so relatively simple to port in comparison and even then they had (and still have) a fuckload of bugs from the transfer

not to mention that moving to Source 2 would make TF2 even more ridiculously resource intensive

>>341834964
>I wonder if Team Fortress Classic is alive.
It has about 50 players worldwide at any given time, mostly all American.
>>341835270
You're thinking of Fortress Forever. It's still being updated and it still has a community, it's a decent game though I've heard the community can be slightly cunty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0-6wdDyGLI
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>>341836153
I hated the comics and tf2 world building. I liked it when the meet the shorts were all you got or needed as they were "non canon" comedy.
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>>341836028
Why can't it just set it to the default hat instead of setting it to the "Ricky's hair fixative" or whatever like it does with every other hat. Why change it from one hat to what is essentially another. I'm mad, yes.
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>>341836245
That sounds cool, thanks, I'll look it up.
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>>341836117
>Long fucking back story explaining the origins of the teams
>Fan comic character is part of the game
>They made a voice that just tells you the fucking score and who won an actual character
No, the announcer was not a character at launch. It got turned into one from fanart.

Thank God shotgun shells are cheap, easy way out of this nightmare.
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>>341836837
Cyborgs, wizards, thief/rogue. Necromancers. Honestly you balance it by giving fantasy spells, and future"future" only weapons. Demo Knight.
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>>341835542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8h5vt11k-g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UExma0gjup8

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