How did Valve get away with this?
It was 2007 and it's big enough now that if swj try to complain or start a campaign against it nothing will happen.
Valve has balls, unlike Blizzard.
How did Valve get away with this?
>>341787074
>strong thick russian womyn asserting dominance
I'm sure tumblr loved it
>>341786370
Times were different back when TF2 released
SJWs find retro pin-ups empowering for some reason.
Who would win?
>>341787945
blu, no contest
>>341787074
Is the new issue out yet?
>>341788192
Yeno
>>341787945
red
>>341787074
>Usually I hate le wacky randumb characters
>I fucking adore Soldier
Why?
>>341788432
hes insane but skillful
>>341788432
because he's not random, he's just an insane war "veteran" and all of his insanity revolves around that
>>341787945
DEXfags pick Blu
STRfags pick Red
>>341787945
GRAY
>>341788432
He's the best TF2 character if we're being honest.
>>341788432
Because he's not really a "le randummmmmm XD" character. He's just has a few screws loose. Outside of that he's a pretty funny character.
>>341787074
>still no fucking update
BIMONTHLY
>>341787945
my penis
>>341788996
apparently this upcoming update is supposed to be real big
like, "gamechanging" big
i'm sure we'll get a comic for the summer udpate
>>341787945
June
>>341789119
>apparently this upcoming update is supposed to be real big
I thought all we knew about it is that a Valve employee called it "neato"
>>341788432
Because he's not random.
>>341788432
Because while he does do ridiculous, stupid stuff, he's not random. All of his dumb bullshit has set up and actual writing behind it.
>>341788849
>not the medic
dummkopf
>>341787074
This female character design is exactly 99 times better than Zarya while displaying the same qualities
>>341789220
that b4nny faggot or whatever is apparently pretty happy with it and he always whines about shit in tf2 so i mean
>olivia sfm is actually a thing
Bless you, lolicons
>>341790070
Excuse me
How did Valve get away with this?
>>341790338
kek
>>341790338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUFACvZl1cM
>>341788432
He's a more insane caricature of Patton you fucking tit, not random
>>341789881
If b4nny is happy with it then I'm assuming they're gonna remove Pyro from the game
>>341790476
What the hell did she even call him? Frog-nigger? Surrendering Monkey-cunt? Cheesy faggots? I'm struggling to come up with enough dialogue that all of it would be censored.
>>341791538
I'm sure the Russian language has more than enough swears and slurs to cover that
>last update in february
>no new comic
tf2 is dead and valve killed it
>>341791870
It was a good run.
>>341792132
it could have been the most fantastic run in history
i don't know why valve hates their own games so much
>>341790476
Damn, Zhanna is hot in these panels. Get your your shit together, Blizzard.
>>341792248
The way they work in the studio is the particular reason. You get some real magic happening when everyone decides to work on one thing. But you also see a game wither and die real fast when pretty much everyone in the studio is like, "nah fuck that I'd rather work on something else". TF2 became that. I figure DotA 2 is like that as well in a lot of regards, or will end up like that at some point.
Considering the sprays people used to have in counter strike I don't know why you're being such a bitch.
>>341792638
It's just the 40 year old lesbian haircut that Zarya has.
>>341792908
its the haircut + color
it would be so easy to fix
>>341793296
>Recolour skins don't change the hair colour
We need a TF3. TF2 is way too overstuffed. TF3 would be a nice, clean slate to compete with Overwatch.
But that would require Valve to get off their asses and actually make a new game.
>>341794353
would you prefere
>tf3 with a new cast
>tf3 with the old castold cast all the way
>>341790338
>>341788432
PTSD is not random, you insensitive fuck.
>>341790476
Zhanna is the best.
Hopefully they don't try to awkwardly shove her into the game like they did with Pauling.
>>341794353
Old cast but slightly more aged-up all the way.
>>341794597
Old Cast, definitely. Though there might be complications with the cast.
Then again, Nolan North did a great job as Engie in Expiration Date.
Also, it wouldn't hurt to add in a new class or two. Make an actual melee class instead of Demoknight being a tumor stuck onto Demo.
>>341788432
Because he takes the most skill to use.
>>341794619
>PTSD
To what? He's a paranoid civilian. Any traumatic events are of his own design.
>>341786620
>valve features large women: kudos to them, they have balls
>blizzard features large women: FUCKIN SJW PANDERING OMG SHE'S SO OBESE FUCK
I hate the average /v/ poster. Literally care more about stirring shit than videogames
>>341789026
This
>>341795880
I remember his bio said that he went on an insane killing spree on his own in Germany after getting denied by the Army.
>>341789026
This man knows what's up
>>341796121
Difference is overwatch has a literal man with women eyes , a muscular women will not have the same body type as zary not even if she was born with broad shoulders
TF's is ironically more realistic despite the cartoon design
>>341794619
This
Especially internet PTSD
>>341795880
He killed nazis in Poland untill 1949 until he was informed that the war ended in 1945. He also went to every army camp in America and was forced to leave because of his crazy behaviour.
That's not what I'd call a "paranoid civilian"
I JUST WANT MORE COMICS
>>341790338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09F2xUo8VSU
Scotland is not a real country; you are an Englishman with a dress.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4cfo0f88Ug
>Valve will never do anything this hype with TF2 again
>>341797774
I guess that means he can have rigorous gay anal sex with total abandon.
>>341798026
it instantly bothered me that the players all wear red in-game
>>341797774
This american boot just kicked your ass back to Russia
>>341797774
At least I'm not POOR AND IRISH
>>341798149
One of the many things you can blame on Valve's down syndrome-tier playtesters. They were trying to shoot each other because of the different colors.
>>341798421
This was never confirmed
>>341797221
The Scout VA sounds cool as fuck
>>341787945
>tits and blonde vs brunette and ass
everyone wins
>>341797774
The soldier is the best character in the game.
Prove me wrong
>>341797221
>Ok, that's disgusting. Second of all, we don't talk about French people. That's just as disgusting.
I died.
>>341793296
For fucks sake MAKE THE FUCKING HAIR AND EYEBROWS MATCH GODDAMMIT.
>>341797221
This scout VA is great. Other guy not so much.
>>341797774
The bantz between classes in tf2 is unreal. How come overwatch is so shit by comparison?
It seems like in tf2 the classes all know each other and what makes the others tick due to being constantly in battle and it shows in their snide remarks. Where as in Overwatch its like the characters just met yesterday and don't know what to talk about so they just make smalltalk.
>>341790338
deepest lore
>>341799537
Hair color and facial hair color aren't always the same color.
My hair is brown, but my eyebrows and beard are a reddish color. Moreover, many blonde people have brown eyebrows.
>>341799585
The TF2 characters practically live together because they're with each other so much. It's implied that they stay together when they have any sort of mission, so they're all pretty much roommates that hate each other.
>>341799585
Valve had good writers before they all left.
>>341799585
Isn't there 20 or more characters in Overwatch? I don't play it, so I'm not sure.
>>341799585
erik wolfpaw is a god, that's why
loved him ever since old man murray
>>341798894
I prefer the medic but whatever.
>>341800126
There are 21, which should mean so many opportunities for voice clips and shit but nope. here's a "Hey, how are ya?" followed by silence and HIGH NOONS throughout the match.
>>341800360
Wouldn't having that many characters lead to a balancing clusterfuck?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93E7ft0LfmE
>>341799537
That always looks terrible.
>>341800523
I think they all only have one weapon.
>>341790476
Is there any purer form of love
>>341800706
Well thats boring
>>341799537
>blond eyebrows
>>341800523
Nah. Balance is comparatively easy, it's making characters varied, interesting, and powerful-feeling to use without destroying the game that gets clusterfucky.
>>341799585
Blizzard employs the worst writer in the industry.
>>341795270
Could we make Zhanna into a melee class?
Is it even okay to have 2 Russians in the game
It has 3 americans so i don't see why not
>>341800592
It's a shame he's doing the e-beggar thing, but his scout voice is just too entertaining to really care.
>>341799585
Blizzard's writers are incompetent, but even if they weren't, there's no way a Blizzard game would have any good banter because it would make their playerbase butthurt (they already get mad about "gg ez")
>>341797774
I will send my condolences to your kangaroo wife.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzPmNhsJpbg
So satisfying when you dominate someone.
>>341786370
tf2 came out before SJWs have taken over social media
>>341786370
That's actually a transgender man.
>>341800360
>They do talk to each other and have backgrounds
>>341786620
If Valve had balls they would release actual games. But alas they do not.
>>341795608
You thought no one would notice your shitpost, but I did.
>>341802550
Wew boy, the free to play heroes are here.
>>341790338
I'm drunk.
I don't get it.
Can someone explain it for me?
>>341790338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DW7D6r1S6W8
>>341803012
I think it's implying Spy is Scout's father
>>341803012
His father is implied to be Spy, a character who can turn invisible.
>>341803012
It meansur a faget.
>>341786370
She's curvy enough.
>>341788432
Valve characters a well written
>>341790909
Nice. Fucking chuckled
Wasn't it released before feminazis set their sights on video games? As far as i can remember they didn;t start bitching about vidya until like 2010 or thereabouts.
>>341801512
I'd like to see the civilian brought back. It's so obscure but I find it neat and there's so little evidence that it ever existed.
>>341802752
I main soldier. I'm pretty good with him. That proves he does not take the most skill to use.
>>341786370
so have they provided any backstory to pyro yet, or literally anything, i havent kept up with the comics since i stopped playing tf2 like 3 years ago
ANY fucking hints? secrets in comics found about him/her?
hes/shes probably the most unexploited goldmine tf2 has ever had
its myfavorite merc
>>341803627
>scouts mom
M U H
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I
C
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>>341788432
Because he isn't random
A line like "I've been teleporting bread for three days" out of context sounds random but well, Engineer technically told him to and that's what makes it funny
>>341804665Spy takes the most skill.
>>341804703
Nope
>>341800523
No. Overwatch's system is that every hero has shit matchups except against their counter where you basically cannot lose. In TF2 each class has an enemy they're weak against and one they're strong against and then every other matchup is 50/50 in an ideal scenario.
>>341795608
Wrong
>>341805212
I'd say either Spy or Demo. They both take a fair amount of strategy.
I can dabble with Spy but I've never had an easy time with Demo.
>>341803627
so red spy is the father of both blu and red scout?
>>341805329
>you basically cannot lose
That sounds like crap. I mean at least in TF2 there's a chance of dealing with the enemy you're weakest against. Unless you're a medic and then you better hope you're not alone.
>>341805461
>le M1+M2 negro
nice one
>>341790338
>>341805583
Go use your strategy and see how far you get, fag.
>>341805548
It is dumb, it's one of the main complaints about overwatch the strategy is incredibly shallow and comes down to who counter picks faster.
Also the rule still applies for medic, while you lose every fight when you don't have uber you win every fight when you do so it still works out.
>New comic never ever
Why even live?
>>341806167
pyro is best girl
>>341806167
>Quickly, men! we need to eat this honey before the bears get here!
>You're just covering yourself in it
>Quickly, men! eat this honey off me before the bears get here
That's some quality humor right here
>>341805914
>>341805461
Give some tips on using the black demolitions man.
>>341800592
SFM version when
Do SJW's hate that Geralt has sex in The Witcher games? With open boobs being displayed of them in each game.
I have to imagine they don't unless they're just really so prudish about sex that realistic depictions of strong women being swooned by Geralt abhors them.
>>341805583
>t. pubstar
Demo at a high level is the most unforgiving class to play. So much of the game revolves around him and having a bad demo will doom your team 9 times out of 10. He is hard to learn having no direct means of damage, has to have better accuracy than soldiers and scouts having to snipe with pills and stickies, has the most difficult jumps, has the longest reloads, and cannot afford to die ever. If you need proof of this go watch the recent ronin vs froyo game where muma won the game for his team by just dying less and denying RONIN from taking ground for free.
>scout mains
>>341806667
Let me answer your question with a question; do SJWs play The Witcher games?
>>341806667
>sex happens
Yeah probably drives them nuts but fuck them anyways.
>>341796220
That gif wouldn't happen in Overwatch. The characters in Overwatch move so slowly that if Spy were in it he would've effortlessly backstabbed a few of them as they were scurrying around unaware of his presence. The Spy there just fucked up before he missed the backstab and then desperately tried to make up for it.
It's shameful to say, but I've been in that Spy's position before where I had missed a backstab like that. What you're supposed to do when that happens is get the fuck out of there and try again.
There is a HUGE difference of speed in TF2 compared to Overwatch. Everybody in Overwatch really does run at the same speed as the Heavy.
>>341806949
I hope this next update fixes some of the bugs on pyro. I miss shitting on scout mains with the flare gun.
>>341807149
>do SJWs play The Witcher games?
I'm sure they've never played Witcher 1 and 2. Maybe 3 since it's mainstream.
>>341806761
EMMWUN
EMMTOO
>>341807264
Yep
Even Tracer only moves marginally faster than the average character
>>341789026
same
>>341805543
D E E P E S T L O R E
>>341807356
If you're shitting on scouts as a Pyro then they are probably aren't scout mains
>>341807409
>D. Va (Mech): 5.5
>D. Va (Pilot): 5.5
oh wow
>>341807409
>A floating robot moves at the same speed as a giant fucking pig
They could have atleast put a bit more effort
>>341807576
You'd be surprised, pyros kill scouts regularly all the way up to plat. For a decent pyro all it takes is one fire particle or airblast to decide the fight. This actually probably has to do with the fact pyros flame range fluctuates constantly due to a bug and there's no way to tell where the hitboxes actually are.
>Playing multiplayer
>Having a blast stomping the enemy
>See heavy mowing down a scout
>Market garden him
>Feelsgood.jpg
>"OMG WHY DID YOU KILL ME I WAS FIRENDLY!!"
>>341796462
Zarya is a huge racist though
she is remove omnic personified
>>341807409
>Scout moves 0.7m faster than lucio even with speed boost
Oh wow
>>341793296
Why is the Particle Cannon so XBOX HUEG?
>>341789026
can't argue with that
>>341808169
Kill friendlies at all costsunless the whole server just stops playing and takes a break, then back to the fight
>>341789795
agreed and Zarya is my favorite character to use. If she looked like Zhanna it'd be so much better. I basically just got her russian soldier skin immediately and that helped I guess.
>>341788432
he's a grumpy dad
Junkrat is the only "so wacky" character
>>341808376
We posting freezecams now?
>>341808546
>TF2 kiddies deploying a pitiable echo chamber in the midst of Overwatch dominance
So fucking sad.
>>341808745
>TF2 kiddies
Wouldn't overwatch classify as kiddy since TF2 has existed since '07?
of course if nobody is playing the game its easy to get away with it.
>>341808669
>replying to bait
nice job anon
>>341808745
>overshill defense force shows up in a tf2 thread
pottery
>>341808669
>>341808954
whoops, meant for
>>341808883
could also be meant for
>>341808997
>>341786370
how do you fags get away with the meager amount of porn of olivia?
shitty source filmmaker porn doesnt count btw
>>341808376
>Welcome to Team Fortress 2.jpg
>>341809082
I know it is bait, I just like testing their logic because it is actually pretty fun to do it, they repeat retarded shit and eventually leave the thread.
>>341809141
Theres porn of olivia?
What the fuck?
>>341797221
>I've still never played a round of MvM because all my friends who played TF2 could form a full party and I never wanted to join in with randos
>>341808954
>>341809141
its a goddamn travesty, she's such a qt too
>>341808093
>ugc
>hl
>>341809265
not nearly enough im afraid
>>341809369
heres the deal anon, i'll bite the bullet and make one myself, but only if you make one too
>>341809397
>implying etf2l is any better
>>341794353
>TF3 feat. Ms. Pauling and Zhanna
Day zero buy.
>>341809324
>>341809781
>That name
Perfect
>>341809781
>playing on Skial or any other ad-ridden and playercount-faking shit servers
>Gabe right now as you purchased virutal keys and hats
>>341809781
>skial
>hightower
wew
>>341790338
Where can I read all of this?
>>341808883
Maybe but Blizzdrones have been around for slightly over a decade so they get seniority.
>>341810053
http://www.teamfortress.com/comics.php
>>341810053
tf2.com
Do you dress yourself?
>>341810053
start here
why are the TF2 comics better than the game right now, /v/?
![[THICK].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iJRUtIC.jpg "[THICK].jpg")
>>341786370
THICK
>>341803627
>francis the talking france shirt
>>341810158
wew
start at the catch-up comic
http://www.teamfortress.com/catchup/
>>341798026
that heavy shout kinda gives me chills
>>341810030
I love the dysfunction of TF2's cast
One of the things it has over Overwatch
>>341810198
Because Valve doesn't care anymore
Matchmaking was announced before Overwatch was announced and it still isn't out yet
>>341807614
Makes sense. The big, clunky mech might be slower but it covers more ground.
Dva by herself is quick and agile, but doesn't cover much ground with her tiny feet.
>>341810198
because the game depend on 23 other people not being braindead
the comics are perfected over years
>>341810279
>matchmaking mode
>no custom/nonofficial maps
>no class restrictions
>no weapon restrictions
>9v9 or 10v10 only
dead on arrival tobequitehonestfam
>>341786370
A tasteful pinup in a calendar isn't the same as implied masturbation material of main characters in an outbouse
>>341810030
>naked soldier with a funny ass line
>scout standing in a hot dog suit
i miss tf2
>>341788432
the pyro is the randumb character
Name a better tf2 short than this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36lSzUMBJncyou can't
>>341810451
>>9v9 or 10v10 only
Now I realize you have no idea what you're talking about anyway. They're supporting 6v6 more than 9v9.
>>341810550
when meet the pyro finally comes out, they're gonna show his/her face
>>341789881
B4nny is fucking cancer and really shouldn't be listened to. Strange how Valve actually listened to the shit he talked about considering how fucking awful pyro is in competitive play.
>>341810550
meet the spy
but its only sightly better
>>341810613
excuse me
>>341794597
TF3 with a new cast. I adore the old cast, but it's been 10 years now.
>>341810613
uh, anon.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUhOnX8qt3I
Also, thankls captcha
>>341810624
B4nny said he had nothing to do with that
>>341810613
>Anon is trapped in 2011
poor soul
>>341794353
I don't think we're getting a "Team Fortress 3" anytime soon, I think we're more likely to get a port of TF2 on the Source 2 engine. It'll be like Counter Strike Source is to Counter Strike 1.6, a step-up in graphics, but the game is going to be different as I'm sure every single little tiny nuance of Team Fortress 2 isn't going to be translated correctly into "Team Fortress 2 Source2/Vulkan Edition." It's probably going to create a divide of purists who are like "TF2 is superior. TF2 Source2 is different, so it's awful!"
>>341810732
Wrong image :z
What the fuck do you mean how did they get away with it
It's just a fucking pin up calendar
in an M rated game
>>341808227
But anon, robots aren't people and need to be reminded why they were created in the first place! To serve their superior masters: humans.
>>341810708
no excuse ME
>>341810054
Fair enough.
>>341810669
>So what are you, the president of his fan club???
>No... that would be YOUR MOTHER!
>[throws pornography on table]
sickest burn of all time
anyways back on topic i would have sex with olivia
>>341810993
I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION
>>341810048
We need an overwatch picture of 3 widowmakers doing the same fucking thing. It can't be that fucking hard.
>>341801512
I WAS about to bring up that Russia has multiple regions like America... Then I remembered Zhanna is Heavy's sister so she'd be from the same region. Wow, there's a failure of memory for you.
But, it might well be cool.
But if Pauling and Zhanna get added, I'd like the Guard Dog to also be added. I mean, come on, that one's practically already made.
>>341810891
It's a sexist image in an all-male game, you cis-gendered misogynistic shitlord.
>>341810669
The greatest use of a 'your mom' joke ever conceived.
TF2's writers were brilliant...
>>341811225
Overwatch doesn't have freezecams, just killcams
>>341811275
The worst thing about this, is that there is a actual class and audience.
Who was behind that window?
>>341811439
Pyramid head
>>341811275
>Science is a social construct developed through colonization, to erase indigenous cultures
what the fuck is this shit?
>>341811439
Merasmus!
Or maybe its just a tree
>>341811439
Some form of triangular wizard creature. Or possibly just a building.
>>341811439
deepest lore
>>341811554
>See Naked Tales of Valor #1-#37, Scout's worst double dates #14
this is the funniest joke in all of the comics, prove me wrong
>>341811705
Its good but its no "Neck Fix"
>>341810757
How many years have people been talking about Source 2 now?
When are we actually getting it?
>>341810245
>Third brother killed the other 2
Wait what, when the fuck did that happen?
>>341811816
Dota 2 is on Source 2 right now
The tools haven't been released yet though
>>341811816
we've already gotten it, I guess
dota 2 runs on it
Remember that one time when they delivered the End of the Line update years late, and it was total garbage?
>>341811785
HUTTAH!
>>341811630
>that tiny razor
>1968
That seems way too late for the game's style. I always imagined it took place in 1958 - 1962 era.
Late 60's looked a lot more like the mid 70s in terms of art styles in things.
>>341811872
http://www.teamfortress.com/bloodbrothers/
>>341811997
nah, the sniper's shades give it away: 1968
It's like you cant live without those SJWs. Be happy they arent bitching about your shit game.
Pointless thread filled with cuck faggots.
>>341811873
>>341811884
That's the weakest first use of a new engine I've ever heard.
If it weren't for you guys, I'd have thought it was cast into the pits of Valve Time.
>TF2 had Meet the Team and comics which build off of the characters and improves the product
>OW has the cinematic trailers which are tonally inconsistent and nonsensical lore
This is why I feel TF2 is a better experience, everything is really consistent. Nothing is taken seriously and it fits the game.
>>341788432
Because he is a true american hero.
