"Hello everyone!""I'm back!"
>>341774492
Humans didn't invent a stick Kojima you pretentious fuck
haroo eburiwan
ftfy
>>341774492
K I N O
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Where was Hideo
>>341774492
>a lone japanese man that didn't even need to show a video game got the loudest applause of the entire e3 event
HOWA YOU??
FINE SANK YOUU
Didn't Kojima say that if MGS5 turned out bad he'd retire?
Well it sucked donkey shit, go away gook
I've never played a single one of his games and that still made me smile
>>341776224
Because everybody there knows the Kojima fallout story and seeing him on the stage is a big deal
Though, the Crash almost-reveal had the entire crowd going nuts
>>341776503
It didn't though, how's the view from the bandwagon?
Kojimbles walking on to the stage was the most hype moment of E3
I honestly think that Death Stranding is my favorite game trailer of all time. Seeing Norman Reedus pop up is like the biggest "fuck you, we do it" to a major company that I've ever seen. Years from now people will think "Yeah that trailer's alright", because they weren't there when it happened.
>>341776376
i wish i were a bird
>>341776983
What are you talking about, dumbass?
>I'm back
did he even leave? I mean he put out a game last year so wtf is talking about
>>341776948
yeah you right, even better that he walked out to a mad max ost
PREES ENJROI
>outpaces the lights on the floor, ruining the whole effect
Fucking retard
>>341774492
He's so cute
>>341777139
>did he even leave?
He left Konami yes
>le artistic asian videogames guy
>I'm back even though I never left
>please enjoy no videogames
I cant wait to play the pregnant whale man game 9 years from now when sony fires him and releases his game still unfinished.
>>341777320
I was thinking the same thing. Like "wait, I think he was supposed to move with the lights, Kojima you baka"
>>341774492
THE JEWS FEAR THE SAMURAI
>>341774492
>>341777139
>>341777334
He was fired and his only franchise turned into a slot machine because he is a failure
>>341777334
yea but he's not 'back', he never left
he should've said 'I'm free'
>this is arr running in rear time!
So its okay for Kojima to straight-up lie now?
Trailer is clearly full CGI
>>341777467
>>341777320
Like always, Kojima was just ahead of his time.
>>341777627
Real time CGI ;^)
>its in real time
what did he mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sl0Sb46g-BE
how did they get the floor to light up under him like that
>>341776376
>>341777019
OH MY GAH
>>341777860
Sony magic.
>>341777860
Listen to music. Kojima is such fanboy. I seen him take selxies with director
>>341778002
It's far beyond the showmanship of the other conferences, how they presented it all alone makes a win in E3
They even chose great classical samples for introducing each person. nothing too cliche either
>>341776503
he said if he handled the "controversial themes" poorly then he's retire
and he was talking about Ground Zeroes
>>341775993
Kill yourself.
This man is 52, how does he do it?
>[UPROARIOUS APPLAUSE]
>shows trailer
>*c-clap c-clap*
>>341776503
>Didn't Kojima say that if MGS5 turned out bad he'd retire?
He said he's going to do the most taboo thing ever and if he fails he will quit gaming
He hasn't done it yet and it wasn't referring to MGS. He was referring to Project Ogre
Geoff said that he sat down with him and that there were 3 parts to MGSV
GZ
TPP
And the "now"
The taboo thing is lying to fans and causing a misinformation campaign. The S3 plan. And it fucking worked on most people. As of now, there's literally no official documentation that Kojima was fired and what Kojima tweeted was him saying he was terminated. Today, KONAMI still says he's on vacation. And on top of all this after the split; they added his name in the source code of the hiring section for the new MGS
Remember Kojima pulling that Moby dick stunt saying TPP isn't MGS and that it's not developed by Kojima and friends? He's doing that again this time, but everyone believes him
Expect a big ruse when the game comes out and you finish it
Pic related. One of the 5 bosses in the game.
>>341778416
https://youtu.be/Sl0Sb46g-BE?t=5m28s
Sure sounds like that
I mean it shows how respected and loved he is. Everyone else who came on had to go on a while about their games. Kojima? It was like a sentence and a trailer and everyone fell in love.
What's the sound playing through the trailer anyway? Sounds like a radio keying up.
>>341778551
I blame the sonybros
>>341778474
FUCK i don't know what to believe anymore
>>341778551
Wow, that looks retarded. A fucking orchestra, really? Oscar ceremony has less pomp and vanity, and for what? To present a bunch of prerendered trailers that your obedient lemming audience will clap and hoot for anyway?
>>341778726
They were pretty annoying, namely at the beginning of the show when the orchestra was starting.
>"WOOOOOOOOO"
Like these uncultured swines have never been to a proper show before otherwise they'd know that would be considered rude.
>>341774492
>Light effects create a path way for him as an introduction
>Kojimbo outpaces it
What did he mean by this?
>>341779126
I didn't know Giant Bomb "journalists" browsed /v/
>>341779126
>implying the orchestra wasn't the best part of the show
>>341779285
He's too retarded to look at his feet
>>341779136
I bet they were just there to do some journalism work and get laid
Not that I'm complaining, I mean what could be better than being at E3 and leaving with nothing but a bunch of information that will be useless in a couple months.
Forbidden love
>>341779285
>FASTER
>THAN
>LIGHT
>>341778796
Well, remember I'm with you anytime anon. Especially if you want to tweet to our company handle with some dank memes.
I did my part on the metal gear dedicated thread one board over as well as this thread. Whenever you guys need to summon me, just tweet the company handle. Although I might not be able to respond quickly, I may end up kicking it here with you guys
Until the next Kojima thread. Sayonara!
>>341779548
So who does doritos man work for these days? Is it youtube?
>>341778278
lmao stay mad cuck konami shill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MJSpgSnX24
>>341778474
THE RIDE NEVER END
>>341778474
is that a saw shaped gun?
>>341778474
p-please stop, i can't take it anymore
besides you don't understand jap corporate culture, he is on vacation but its a permanent one
how the fuck does Kojima do it?
>>341779285
ahead of his time
>>341778474
>they added his name in the source code of the hiring section for the new MGS
maybe because he worked on the fox engine which will be used for the new mgs ?
>He was referring to Project Ogre
project ogre was a codename for mgsv you dweeb, so it would not leak it was a new metal gear
also you do know many things get cut in development such as the guy in your pic ?
>>341779580
Only lives in darkness
>>341778474
>>341779721
I WANT TO BELIEVEI'm pretty sure I've seen that boss npicture before, wasn't it a scrapped boss for a previous MGS?
>yfw"Kept you waiting huh"
>>341778474
>horns on shoulders
>umbilical cord tail
>small horns on head
LITERALLY A DEMON
WHERE IS KAZ WHEN YOU NEED HIM
> "So far, we’ve only created the teaser"
Welp, the game isn't even started yet
Source
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/kojima-on-resident-evil-7-death-stranding-and-norm/1100-6440986/
>>341779721
CANT UNSEE
>>341778474
oh fuck
>>341780120
I can tell you the big game companies like capcom and konami have quickly become the most Americanized Japanese companies I've ever seen come out of Japan
>>341780436
ZOE I think; it also had that devil dude sculpture and Paz robot angel. Plus anyway, Kojima cycles through his cut content for each new game to be reused. Like that concept of BB's mentor being a German colonel during the nazi era and it got transferred to the boss. They still made the guy canon and had him die during an attack on dead cell before MGS2
I WANT GET OFF>>341778474
>>341780517
Imagine having to connect your umbilical rope to the demons lower back and staring at his ass
There's going to be a lot of ass staring in this game
>>341774492
Fuck that hack
Why didn't Gabe walk on stage
>>341775537
He never said they did, it's from a book he likes and it doesn't say the invented the stick, that part is created in the translation from japanese to english, it says it's the first tool they used. Now please leave this board and kill yourself to stop the weapons grade autism from spreading.
>>341781439
>Gabe
To announce he bought someone else's IP once again?
>>341781798
>He never said they did
Might want to stop deepthroating this retarded Japs dick so hard you might pass out, retarded dipshit.
>>341781986
He means that's the first tool we used
>>341781909
Yes
>>341778474
That's already been confirmed to be scrapped artwork from TPP. Stop being a fag and riling up all these other fags.
The ruse is over on an official level. The whole teaser trailer was a goodbye to MGS and a fuck you to konami.
>Guy newly awakened, stranded in the middle of nowhere.
>dead whales everywhere, clearly a TPP/moby dick motif
>lost his phantom baby before his eyes >surveying his options while ominous figures watch him
>all set to triumphant music.
Kojima has about as much subtlety as a fucking plane crash
>>341776301
Fuckin gold
>>341782157
>H-he didn't mean the word he used to make his statement
in·vent
inˈvent/Submit
verb
create or design (something that has not existed before); be the originator of.
"he invented an improved form of the steam engine"
You'd think a Jap who watches as many American movies as he does would know what INVENT means.
So either he's fucking retarded for not knowing such a simple word - or he's a fucking retard for thinking you can invent a stick.
Either way he's a stupid idiot who needs to stop being pretentious over his retarded video game stories.
>>341782289
It's actually scrapped artwork from ZOE
>>341777640
Underrated post.
>>341782289
>The ruse is over on an official level. The whole teaser trailer was a goodbye to MGS and a fuck you to konami.
Lmao, you wish
>>341781159
It's ZOE, I checked
>>341782446
someone sure is mad
>>341782749
NORMAN REEDUS IS
DINGO EGRET
>>341782640
ah, my mistake. thx anon.
>>341782749
It is, at best we'll get a spirtual successor, but you're ridiculous if you think he's not gonna move on. he's indirectly said in countless interviews that konami was basically forcing him to make MGS games for as long as he was gonna continue working there.
>>341782761
Well, all that needed to be said was that people didn't invent a stick and that Kojima is dumb for saying it.
But no, you had to come in all butthurt and angry that somebody didn't suck Kojima's dick as hard as you do praising him for being fucking dumb and making no sense as usual.
And before you start with your
>B-b-but y-you don't get it
Kojima is less coherent and intelligent than fucking Jaden Smith and thinks hes 20x as smart despite having never written anything worthwhile in his life.
And Jaden Smith has a pretty fucking massive ego over his twitter philosophy.
Do you rike it?
>>341783385
No I don't
>>341783519
Why not, what's wrong now
>>341783146
>Kojima is less coherent and intelligent than fucking Jaden Smith
Totally...
>>341783146
It's soley because he's a video game creator. Vidya seems to be where you go if you're not good enough to cut it as a movie producer or as a writer.
But to be fair, kojima is very talented at making video games, and his cinematography in TPP was amazing. He has a talent, he just oversteps his welcome and thinks he can write too.
Jaedan on the other hand is only famous because his dad is will smith, he can't act, he can't sing, rap. He's just a cunt.
>>341783146
holy shit you are so angry? were you a huge fan at one point then kojima ignored one of your tweets so you hate him now? I feel sorry for you man :(
>people STILL wait for chapter 3
Jesus you people are dilusional.
Do you have stockholm syndrome?
>>341779285
He can walk on air
>>341774492
Kojima drones still in suicide watch. Based Konami killing MGS and cucking kojimbo hard
