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See this. What do?
>>341750496
Rape.
>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this." as I hand him a bowl of Spicy Sauteed Peppers.
Warm him up.With my dick.
Go home and rethink my life.
>get triggered and complain on reddit about how Nintendo forces you to play as some cishet male rapist
>hero of time
>carries 150lbs worth of equipment behind his back
>somehow can't handle fucking cold
Fuck off Nintendo
>>341751812
>A shield, an axe and a bow somehow weigh slightly less than 150 lbs
Why is his face so feminine?
Why is his waistline so feminine?
Why are his thighs that thick?
>>341752256
Hyrule has stronger gravity than Earth, duh.
>>341752353
Because its zelda your moron.
>>341752353
Gotta get around with not being able to include Linkle Dinkle
can't wait for the desert level and his sweating animation where he has to fan under his shirt to keep cool
>>341750496
Am I supposed to be looking at the milk jugs in the top right?
>>341750496
warm
>>341750496
Give him a hug
Running man dance
Woodcutting simulator
>not building a fire
This is trash.
please stop making these threads paleo
>>341750496
A BARREL ROLL.
>>341752353
OoT attracted the homos to the series so they have to keep pandering to them.
>>341752353
What if the gimmick in this game is that you're both link and zelda, and the "pulling/inserting the sword to change time periods" in this game swaps your genders?
>>341750496
He should make pee pee to warm himself haha
>>341750496
unzip dick
Why is link so ugly in this game. TP was his prime. SS had those fucking lips
>>341754182
>ugly
BotW Link is feminine and cute as fuck. SS Link looked fucking weird.
Demand a sex change.
>>341751679
sick reference bro
Why is everyone on /v/ so gay
Is this what happens if you go so long with any intimate female interaction?
>>341750496
>>341752986
>>341754497
DICC IN BUTT
>>341750496
>>341752986
What have they done
>>341750496
I really hope Zelda is a girl in this game, otherwise I might just be a homosexual.
>ctrl + f
>"eggs"
>0 hits
come on, /v/
>>341752729
Don't do this to me anon
>>341755627
You're trying to make a joke here but seriously, yes.
Without proper female contact over an extended period of time you're forced to find more and more depraved things to fap to to satisfy your urges and then before you know it you've arrived in gaytown.
Also being gay is a meme now so we kinda just have to deal with it.
>>341752729
i'm at work trying to control my boner and you post this
fuck me
>>341756247
It's all makes sense now
>>341751812
I can squat 4 plate but the cold still turns me into a bitch.
>>341754182
Skyward Sword objectively has the worst link design. You need to leave.
>>341755627
Why else do you think men raping men is such a problem in prisons?
>>341750496
Make the worthless slut strip
>>341756429
that would be the artwork for Zelda 2
>>341756429
I'm saying skyward sword was terrible. He had these weird fucking lips or something. TP link is best link
>>341755925
Something beautiful, thats what. Bullying Link is going to be my favorite part of this game desu
>>341756913
>TP link is best link
this is the best link
>>341754497
>>341756913
Yeah he did look pretty weird in a way but BotW Link looks wayy better if you ask me
>>341755089
>Not wanting twink Link
I pity you, anon.
>>341751789
>>341751634
>>341754130
>>341754497
>>341756503
>>341756917
>>341757154
Can't you people enjoy a game without wanting to screw everything you see? Y'all probably have tetris block dildoes or something. You all make me like the things I like less.
>>341756503
delete this. Link is pure
>>341757870
>You all make me like the things I like less.
horny?
>>341757870
I have yet to be sexually aroused by a blade of grass in a video game.
A flower, yes, but not a blade of grass.
>>341752353
Because he is an elf.
>>341758482
Hylians are NOT elves, Christina Aguilera.
I hate you fags for doing this to me
>>341752353
>>341755089
>>341755809
>>341755983
>>341756109
>>341756360
>>341756503
>>341758806
I love how everyone is so gay for Link, its beautiful.
>>341759139
>not being bi master race to start with
>>341758806
You did it to yourself
If you're mad about this you are one step closer to understanding what internalized homophobia is.
>>341758358
you're better than me, anon
>>341759139
>not already being gay
girls are gross
>>341754497
>tfw I had that animation saved and lost it
anyone happen to have it's source? I've long since forgotten the artist's name/website.
>>341756503
>mfw nippleless and dickless/pussyless body is one of those rare, niche things that get my dick hard
>>341760868
there is no animation for it
Why is he so perfect?
>>341761419
Don't you just want to slap your dick between his thighs and grind your way to orgasm on his featureless crotch?
>>341762612
Dude, stop, please. I made a mistake of fapping to old Barbie dolls and that hasn't left me, no matter how hard I try.
>>341762978
But look how smooth he is! And soft, and warm, like a person and not a piece of plastic
Just smother your cock with his thick thighs and puffy groin
Give him a jacket.
>>341756094
The second post.
>>341750496
I looked at this a few times and I didn't even acknowledge all the gear he has on all in real time. That's neat.
Did you know that if you try to kick open a chest when you don't have shoes equipped Link hurts his foot?
>>341764839
So I can just strip him naked from the start and abuse him all game?
>>341750496
Rub his feet, among other areas
>>341750496
Give him a bowl of eggs
>>341765217
source
>>341756503
Damn dude, that's thique.
Is it even possible for a normal male to achieve this kind of body structure?
>>341752353
>he
>>341765725
Klinefelter Syndrome
>>341765096
This is what I always do, minus the naked.
>>341756459
Prison rape is about power over others, humiliation, and inflicting pain. They don't do it because they're horny and there's no women.
>>341758358
>A flower, yes
Conker's bad fur day?
>>341756247
You know, I always wondered why there are so many homos in jail and this would explain it somewhat
>>341750496
Why does adult Link lose more and more muscle mass with each game, becoming progressively more twinky? We get it japan, you think masculinity is gross, but you hit a nice balance with TP. Stick with that.
>>341766458
He's basically a trap at this point
>>341766458
>adult Link
He ain't adult in thia game.
>>341766458
TP had weird ass proportions though. Where's that picture of him against the Da Vinci pose?
>>341750496
>dat boi
oh shit put a coat on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>341766610
he looked fine in sumo. Does he have short legs or something?
>>341766610
>Vitruvian Link
if someone has it, post the fucking thing.
>>341765604
Artist is norasuko, I'd recognize his faces anywhere
>Wolf Link is in the game too
Can't wait for all the bestiality selfcest
>>341767207
almost, it was the TP model against the da vinci drawing thing
>>341756247
I'm bisexual, always have been. I find this sad that you would think of it as depraved.
Stop
Making
Zelda
Games
>>341750496
>Stealing from Farcry
>>341766458
I miss his large nose more than the muscle.
>>341750496
furiously jerk off
>>341766458
The fuck are you squawking about, he's as muscular as he's always been. Are you whining that he's not some bara hunk?
>>341767868
>farcry invented thermodynamics
>>341768195
>If you don't want to play as this scrawny barely - pubescent boy, you must want to play as a huge bara beefcake
Wew lads
Why is there no middle ground here?
For Christ's sake, the first promotional shot for this game's Link had people thinking he might be a girl this time around, myself included, which is the problem I'm having.
>>341768686
>minecraft invented crafting
>>341768816
You certainly seem to be unable to tell a boy from a girl unless the muscles and body hair are popping out all over.
>>341756503
>completely smooth crotch
>thinking about Link getting horny and being unable to masturbate
>that frustration and desperation
>>341765725
Look up Assbro, that boy has hips for days.
>>341769797
Nah that shit's just fucking gay, and not in a good way
>>341769081
>halo invented FPS
>>341769381
You'd probably find him grinding on fence/bed posts when he thinks no one's looking
He'd probably become a voyeur out of a desire to live vicariously through other people's pleasure
>>341769381
he probably still has a colon. if you catch my meaning
Answer is obvious:
Rap
>>341770131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vumQ-D06ppg
>>341769870
Don't be such a coward.
>>341769871
No, that was James Bond, a Movie.
But Halo DID invent killing a franchise for Cinematic Games $$$.
>>341770342
Honestly I like traps as much as the next guy, but "assbro" is literally just a man.
>>341769936
>>341769941
Anons PLEASE
>>341770283
dude those graphics.. wow..
>>341768816
This is 4chan and some people are addicted to being contrary. To be queer and the thing you get off on is fighting on the internet, it's a huge waste of your brain's pleasure centers.
>>341769871
> Rogue invented roguelikes
>>341770524
We can play it on my Nintendo Entertainment System!
>>341770725
(Game not included)
Twenty years ago, this specific picture made me confused because I couldn't stop staring at the beginning of Link's ass. Present day, I see that I probably wasn't the only one.
>>341752353
Gay propaganda. The japs are trying to make us love feminine penises.
>>341771201
The fact that he was wearing a skirt and tights gave me a lot of weird feelings
I understand now that he wasn't really, but I stand by my young boners
>>341770510
>not wanting flatcrotch Link to rub himself and hump pillows with increasing desperation as you jerk off in front of him
>not making him finish you off by grinding against your cock until you blow your load all over him just to remind him of what he can never have
>>341750496
>I understand now that he wasn't really
What do you mean? He is wearing a skirt and tights.
>>341771436
I'm going to actually jerk off to this hypothetical scenario if you don't dial it back anon
>>341770436
He's a twink with an amazing ass and hips who prefers being a top. Perfection in my book.
>>341772105
That's just gay as fuck
>>341771597
Assuming that was directed at me, it's technically a tunic and "travelers pants"
>>341772284
>>341771597
It's a goddamned tunic, why do people keep calling it a fucking skirt?
>>341772013
>make him wear a strapon and give it a reach around while you're fucking him in the ass
>make him thank you for thinking of his needs as well
>if he ever gets uppity force him to sit on a sybian and stroke his fake cock until you've decided he's reached "orgasm"
>>341752986
NINTENDO, WHY ARE YOU PANDERING TO MY DICK?? STOP ITTT
>>341771436
I'd rather Link have a mangina, guys with pussies are incredibly hot.
>>341772808
Cuntboys are alright, I guess
They need to be full of dicks 24/7 though to make up for the lack of a penis
>>341750496
Give That Man A Coat, Heavy Armor and ACROSSBOW
>>341772554
You've done it now anon
I'm going to masturbate to your posts and the shame I feel afterwards will probably kill me
>>341772808
>guys with pussies
no, just no.
>>341773286
No worse than chicks with dicks.
>>341772375
Yes, it's a tunic.
But it's essentially a skirt.
>>341773138
Can't be any worse than how Link feels after he comes off his go-nowhere sexual high and reflects on his life as a plaything for people with proper, functional bodies and how he'll gladly keep doing it anyway because it's the closest thing to release he'll ever have
Living a life of metaphorical blueballs and a pathetic level of devotion to making other people cum because it's the only thing that can bring him satisfaction
>>341773732
No, a skirt is a type of leggings. A tunic is a shirt.
>>341772808
I'M OLD GREEEEEEGG
I'd prefer boys have dicks to be honest.
If you want a cunt and a flat chest go find a breast cancer survivor.
>>341773746
Good god, can I like hire you to write a short story about this or something?
>>341750496
I don't get this.
What is so arousing about seeing someone that's cold?
I can see the appeal of Succubus(male), its not for me, but I can see why fags would dig it.
But this is so out of left fucking field, are low temperatures a fetish that I missed or something?
>>341750496
Man, anytime I'm cold enough to be shivering, it usually makes me have explosive diarrhea. This .webm makes me feel like I'm going to shit myself.
>>341774425
It's just cute is all, Link is supposed to be a heroic type and now he's a scrawny twink standing pigeon toed acting all cutesyI actually do have a fetish for cold temperatures but I don't know how common that is
>>341750496
Man this link reminds me way too much of the friend I accidentally fucked a while ago. Same skinny body but paler, and he always made some faces like that.
>>341774762
>accidentally fucked
wat
>>341772808
Vaginas are gross, anon
>>341774762
so games of pretend are still happening eh
>>341750496
censor that shit
>>341774659
>Cold temp fetish
Care to elaborate? I've never heard of that in my life. What aspect of the cold turns you on?
>>341774854
It's hard to explain.
>>341775056
Not everyone is a loser virgin like you anon.
>>341775163
I wish I could tell you. I get cold, I get a boner
>>341775238
did she slip and fall on your dick or what
storytime?
>>341754497
sauce?
>>341774762
>>341775238
explain
>>341775331
Is there even porn for that? It seems very difficult to transcribe to any pornographic material.
>>341775778
Put a naked person in the snow, job done
>>341776010
Yes, flat chest is indeed fine
>>341776101
Soundshot!
>>341775501
I got a drunk with him , tripped on top of him, and ravaged his asshole on Christmas. He didn't want it, I had a girlfriend. It wasn't meant to happen.
>>341776010
because girls are icky and need to be covered up
>>341765725
SS+GOMAD
CMOOOON
>>341776010
If they censor link I'm going to be so fucking angry.
Not likely but you never know these days.
>>341757870
This thread is just a trick to show off that Nintendo presenter with the big tits for the 100th time today. Just look at the webm where it's cropped just to show her chest
>>341776319
damn anon thats messed up, did you guys even speak to each other after that?did you rike it
>>341767868
>>341767868
>calling it cold meter
>instead of warmth meter
Wouldn't a Cold Meter fill up the colder you get? A warmth meter would drain as you lose heat.
>>341776010
Treehouse is full of SJW faggots, we've been over this many times before. Any attractive woman is covered up, any suggestive dialogue is changed, and then they whine about other localizing companies not following their example.
>>341776705
Yeah. The next dorm room over heard all his moaning that's how I realized I fucked up. Not to mention waking up with him resting his head on my chest completely naked.when he woke up he gave me a kiss on the cheek and huddled up next to me , so I kinda liked it.
>>341777419
>you will never wake up with a cute boy on your chest
>>341777419
damn, im glad it worked out in the end with out shit hitting the fanwere you straight before or bicurious, are you bi now?
>>341776010
Male bodies are inherently more pure than females's
>>341777882He looked very androgynous so not sure if you can even call him a cute boy since he looks so much like a gir, but if you want something like that get fit, it helps me get girls left and right. And maybe even guys if you like that
>>341778128
Nah I'm straight it was just an accident.
>>341778420
>I'm straight
>>341778572
>what are accidents
>>341778420
good on ya, thanks for sharing
>>341778667
>I tripped while we were both naked and my dick fell into his asshole then I thrusted and came no homo tho
>>341778667
How drunk off your ass were you to trip and fall onto your male friend and "accidentally" start raping him?
>>341778667
>I kinda liked it
>Not gay tho
>>341750496
i wouldhughim and saythx4everythng
Gay niggers
I need to breed Link!
>>341779168
being gay is hard work fuko da
>>341779024
>>341778921
>>341778921
Why do you care so much if I'm straight? Does it anger you that I'm not one of you? I'm just not like that.
>>341778935
Pretty drunk
Who won E3, the definitive edition poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10511350/r
Vote now. VOTE NOW
Put the dick in the elf
>>341776641
I like her tits and qt link both.
>>341779524
>homo tries to deny he's homo
You're actually the gayest here. Most of us like to say link is cute but have never actually came in one of bro's butts before
>>341779914
This
Straight but also traps is pretty fun
>>341779640
fuck you what elf
>>341780001
I have a girlfriend though so you're wrong.
>>341750496
He looks like he's gonna piss himself.
Can someone edit it like that? For reasons.
>>341780018
Oh no I'm not like the in denial guy. I just like boys and girls with nice tits and/or ass as well.
>>341780089
>I have a beard so you're wrong
Come on faggot
>>341751812
only ocarina of time link is the hero of time.
Honestly liking traps is fine as long as you don't actually fuck them in real life
I wanna pee in his ass, I'm not gay though
pull his pants down and cum in his ass
>>341780353
Fucking real life traps isn't gay though.
>>341780089
Not an argument
>>341780443
It is a bit
>>341756503
Those hips are bullshit, Nintendo
>>341780661
>being a attracted to femininity is gay
Holy shit
>>341756503
Built for big green cock
>>341777419
>so I kinda liked it.
Nigga that's gay as fuck.
How come I never see these super cute, girly-by-happenstance guys in real life but I hear about people on 4chan always mentioning them?
>>341780808
Girls have vaginas.
>>341781303
why
>>341776010
Women are hypocritical pieces of shit
nintendo treehouse girl with the massive chest was the only reason why I kept coming back to the nintendo e3 stream. Sucked when they made her wear that black top though which hid everything :T
>>341781303
Speedo when?
>>341780443
But it is disgusting.
Cute boys are the best.
>>341781248
Different demographics, low standards, take your pick.
>>341781664
This.
I'm tired of seeing a cute boy doijin and then he puts on a fucking shimikaze outfit
>>341756503
>it's coming apart
This is the secret to BotW Link.
A detachable cock that remains totally functional, yet its absence gives him an incredibly feminine body.
>>341776641
what webm?
>>341781303
>those hips and thighs
god DAMN
I want to do unspeakable things to Link.
All of them, except the animal forms.
But especially this new twinky Link.
>>341750496
Poz his neghole
>>341771345
this site has been doing that for a fucking decade
>>341781880
That doesn't really explain why I never see it at all. Are they just not in the south?
>>341781248
>How come I never see these super cute, girly-by-happenstance guys in real life but I hear about people on 4chan always mentioning them?
because they dont exist and everyone on 4chan is lying to you, anime and video games are not real
the best any guy can do is be androgynous and just enhance that with cosmetics/clothes/basically do all the faking that real women have to do to look pretty, only they age even worse because they're not supposed to look that way to begin with
>>341782097
>>341782342
Those look kinda bad. Not that I can do much better.
>>341757870
>Can't you people enjoy a game without wanting to screw everything you see?
You forget where you are.
You forgot the motherfucker who wanks it to floor tiles. Fucking floor tiles.
>>341776010
>constant fanservice for males because hurr sex sells or whatever
>sjws only fighting against it now
>fanservice for chicks happens once every 300 decades or whatever and it's not even that good
>HELP I'M BEING OBJECTIFIED FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER and B-BUT WHAT ABOUT MY UNDERAGE WAIFUS
The adonis belt is one thing but Link being shirtless is in no way sexual and it's literally just casual nudity. If it was he'd have nipples and could be undressed to the point of showing even a little bit of asscrack or a full detailed ass but he even had decent underpants shown whether as in any game if you undress a female it can't be considered casual nudity/clothes changing because I bet you she'll be wearing microbikini or some other retarded shit under the equally revealing outfit she was already wearing.
Anyway cry more.
>>341783398
I dunno about you, but I've been to a lot of cons, and it seems like that's the best place to spot all the fuccbois, since they like to cosplay their effeminate characters.
I got a boner from a rule 63 version of Panty from PaSwG.
>>341756503
I can't believe someone took the time to edit this.
>>341783418
MSPaint isn't the best drawing tool.
>>341783614
The point is that those shouldn't have been censored at all. No one who isn't mentally challenged gets angry at seeing attractive fictional women showing off parts of the body we see every single day of our lives.
>>341783614
None of it should be changed you goddamn retard.
>>341783690
Then why do I never see pictures of it, huh?
>>341783614
Psst...
People don't actually care men are being used as eye candy for women, they're just pointing out double standards when it comes to outrage over """objectification""".
>>341757870
haha faggit
>>341783614
Kys fujocuck
>>341753687
>Implying Link wasn't always fuckable
>>341784848
CD-i Link isn't really fuckable
>>341784064
>for women
I have some very bad news for you.
>>341756429
>those big brown lips
>those bags under his eyes
>those drooping ears
>that pineapple skin like hair
Ah-fucking-men. I don't think people would be so hard for SS Link if it weren't for Ghirahim getting all rapey on him.
>>341785007
CD-i zelda is pretty cute tho.
>>341783614
The problem is women don't give a shit about fan service if it doesn't offend men because they think we get off on them being bothered by a hottie running around in a thong bikini.
We don't. We just like sexy women wearing sexy things.
That's why they love niggers so much, because niggers are odious creatures that offend God Himself.
As a straight male I find Link highly attractive
>>341785007
Maybe not in his native art style.
And if ugly art styles prevented people from finding things attractive, most of /co/ wouldn't have any of their waifus.
>>341758482
Hylians are more like Numenoreans with pointy ears though. They don't hide away like elves, they aren't immortal, they're just taller, superior humans who eventually get replaced by weaker humans that outbreed them, at least in TP and WW
>>341784026
Maybe because the gay porn scene is polluted with nasty "bears" and "hunks" and the like.
>>341785464
Too manly
Only the really feminine one is ok.
>>341785127
>women don't find men attractive, only guys like guys!
Is what you're going to say, right? Along with that comic of the girl telling a guy that women like boys who look like girls?
>>341785850
Yes, it's absolutely horrible; there needs to be more twinks and sissies. #makegayporngreatagain
>>341785850
>>341786175
there's plenty of twink material out there you rtards, it's like the third biggest gay category
>>341786349
filthy bara apologist LEAVE
>>341785749
>Wind Waker
>Hyrule sinks beneath the sea
>Akallabêth
>Numenor sinks beneath the sea
They ARE Numenoreans, anon!
>>341786349
All fujoshits must die
>>341750496
Why is he so girly?
>>341783614
>you have to see asscrack and the top of the dick to be aroused by the male body
Literally most of the faggots in this thread prove you wrong.
>>341783614
>pecs
>back
>Adonis belt
>love handles
>abs
All of those things are the non-lewd parts of the male body that I adore.
>>341786349
Fuck you. I've never seen porn with wide-hipped, pretty-faced boys getting rammed.
It's always some rail-thin, squirrel-faced retard.
>>341787116
my bf is fucking crazy about my apollo's belt and I have no idea whyjust like I'm in love with his ass dimples
>>341786674
Link has always been girly.
>>341785541
>excuse meeeme?
>>341785986
Not that guy but you're an idiot. You can look at this very thread and see that the only people clamoring for this kind of shit are gay dudes. You being one of them.
>>341787458
/v/ is almost exclusively male you dumb faggot. Of course most of the thread representatives would be dick craving gaymosexuals.
>>341787289
The porn industry is all about rusing you into thinking they've got quality content.
Half the time these "twinks" are just junior hunks, or "cubs"
And speaking of rusing, it's absolutely fucked and weird how many of those videos seem to be about rusing a "straight" guy gay into sex.
>>341787357
here is your reply.
>>341787302
I love both the little dimples on the small of the back and the big dimples created when the ass cheeks are flexed.
>>341787458
>>341787628
You might have a point if I was a guy.
>>341787704
>it's absolutely fucked and weird how many of those videos seem to be about rusing a "straight" guy gay into sex.
That's not weird at all. Speak to 10 gay people at a random gay bar and fucking/being fucked by a "straight" guy is going to be up there in their top fantasies for at least 7 of them.
>>341787704
>it's absolutely fucked and weird how many of those videos seem to be about rusing a "straight" guy gay into sex.
I hate it too but "turning" a straight guy is the most classic gay guy fantasy.
Also ironic since that apparently happened to someone in this thread.
>>341787875
Thanks, I came pretty hard.
>>341787986
>one woman with shit taste proves the taste for all women
Tumblr would like to have a word, why don't you go back there and talk it out with them.
>>341787986
I meant the dimples on his lower back. He's more fem than me so his butt is full and well rounded.
I can get those ass dimples when I flex my ass but I follow a different workout regiment than him.
>this thread
>>341788242
tfw my really lewd post didn't make it in there but the pic I posted did
>>341788098
>liking male bodies = shit taste
Why do guys want all women to be lesbians so badly?
>>341788468
>liking male bodies
>after you made a post saying that this fanservice "Doesn't count" because women aren't into that
>>341775238
He isn't implying you are lying, he's implying you fucked a guy.
>>341788242
POOR LITTLE HYLIAN BOY
>>341759139
Who wouldn't want a nibble of links tinky winky
>>341788684
>sucking dick
Gay
>>341788743
it's not gay if it's just a brojob.
>>341776319
That was rape, Doug. You raped Patti.
Honk honk!
Why does every thread about Link turn into a gay porn discussion?
>>341788892
It can't be helped
>>341788892
There was like 5 posts about gay porn.
>>341788591
I'm sorry, at what point did I say ANYTHING like that? I'm a woman who is very into looking at half-naked men.
>first animelink
>now gay NEETsexual link
CEASE AND DESIST
>>341789064
>>341783614
>it's totally not sexual for link to be shirtless
Have you SEEN him?
>>341788242
Link is so unbearably adorable this time around. I mean he always was but I can't decide between wanting to wrap him up and cuddle him and rub his cheeks or see him turn into a mindbroken slut and bully him. There's so many possibilities, BotW really is a breakthrough.
>>341789240
Link is for cuddling and light spanking
>>341757870
Are you gay? It's okay if you're gay.
>>341789240
>not wrapping up, cuddling, then turning him into a mindbroken slut
No bully.
>>341789129
>gay NEETsexual link
>You will never be able to convince Link to abandon his life of adventuring, and turn him into your house slave with just your dick
VR s-soon, right?
>>341789240
It's amazing. I hope this starts a trend.
>>341789223
A man simply being shirtless isn't sexual. Others can be aroused by it, though, just like they can be aroused by clothed people, cars, or pictures of cheese. A man's torso simply isn't universally seen as sexual, that's reserved for the ass and genitals.
I need to see porn of that Old Man raping the shit out of Link with his massive cock 2bh, size differences are top-tier.
>>341789412
>Treat him like shit
>Suddenly act very sweet and gentle
>Stockholm sets in
>>341789613
And armpits and pecs and back and apparently the nape of the neck. The male torso is violently sexual.
>>341788892
Because he's the perfect fuccboi that can bring out the gay in anyone who doesn't already know they're gay.
Not helping is the shotafag following.
>>341788242
>how big is his bulge
well....
>>341789701
NO FUCKING BULLY
>>341789240
No bully! Link is for gentle loving and cuddling
>Nintendo keeps pushing for cute twink Link
>we will never have hot dominant TP Link ever again
Feels terrible
>>341781892
At last someone who understand my pain.
>>341750496
This game looks like shit
>>341789714
Oh, definitely. I sexually worship well-built male bodies.
>>341789998
>TP link is shirtless for like 5 minutes
>Wild link can be naked all day long
>>341790263
Those 5 minutes of shirtless TP Link were what made me question if I was bi for the first time.
>>341789998
TP Link was VERY fuckable. I'd put him on my lap and ravage his ass.
>>341790218
A well built shirtless male is as passively sexual as a well built mildly-skimpy clothed woman.
>>341789998
>not appreciating the different flavors Link comes in
Shotas, twinks, baras, monster boys, all welcome.
>>341790187
Good job anon, you sure destroyed those nintencucks with your argument
>>341790379
Okay Midna
>>341790506
I want to fuck ALL those Links
>>341790379
>>341790506
You see the problem here is that I don't want to fuck Link, I want to get fucked by Link. Maybe it's because I prefer girls in the first place so if I'm going to be with a guy I'd rather do something I couldn't do if I was with a girl (only if she pegs you or something).
I'd still fuck him, no doubt, but eh.
>>341790616
Are you saying twinks can't be tops or?
>>341790218
This seems like a really slutty thing for a someone's gf to say.
>>341774513
>normies are beginning to learn about femboys
yes... good...
>>341790772
Yeah sure, but TP Link makes a better top IMO.
I love that aside from all the discussion that could be happening right now about the actual game, it's all about how fuckable Link is.Not that I mind.
Crossdressing mission when?
>>341790616
To be honest family half the reason I like fucking guys is because of the unique way a cutecute boy responds when you're slamming your cock into his prostate.
>>341790870
Pretty sure what makes a good top is how they fuck you... and how they make you feel when they're fucking you
But that's just me
>>341759270
source pls
>>341771345
Sounds retarded
>>341790898
Well there's been a billion threads discussing things from gameplay, to lore, and timeline shit. We can't really pick the gameplay apart much more. Besides, I bet there's two... three maybe, other Zelda threads right now.
>>341791057
I usually like to be dominant but TP Link is the only male that makes me want to just bend over.
>>341791049
I see that I need to educate myself further.
why is his body type so girly
>>341790506
>wind wanker design recycled a million times
fire aonuma
>>341791505
why are you questioning it
>>341791207
It's the three holy pillars of discussion. One thread for gameplay, one for lore/story, and one for Link's ol booty, that's the way it should be
>>341791606
>Thread of Power
>Thread of Wisdom
>Thread of Courage (to admit you're a faggot)
>>341752353
All jokes aside Link has always been feminine, he's the perfect vidya trap.
>>341770510
maybe you should play a genderless character on CoC then
I'd recommend the save editor if you're going down that path.
>>341791765
>trap
Don't ruin Link. Please. He's a perfectly normal MASCULINE cute boy.
I WANT TOPUNISHLINK
Link's body in this reminds me of Assbro, with his god-tier feminine hips and ass. If only Link had the ass, but he definitely has the hips.
>>341791523
And yet all the games that it was recycled for didn't bother to make it look as good as it did in it's debut game.
>tfw A Link Between Worlds hyped me up for the possibility of retiring the Toon Link design only to crush those hopes with Triforce Heroes. Aonuma apparantly said it's the same Link as ALBW.
>>341792025
>cbt
Stop. Stop right there, leave, and never come back.
>>341791606
Dat filename.
Link a pretty boy
>>341791765
>trap Link
Twinks are objectively superior
>>341792085
Don't bring assbro up. It still hurts that he stopped taking lewds.
>>341791923
This. Traps not only look like lolis with dicks, but they also dress the part.
Link hasn't dressed like a trap outside of Triforce Heroes and the old school pantsless trilogy, and he had a more masculine face to make up for it.
>>341792308
Fuck Assbro anyway. He had the most retarded rules and regulations on who would get to fuck him.
>>341792287
>no new link violating himself in the bushes
>>341792389
I know nothing about him. Did some anons get to fuck him?
>>341792269
Is that bulge a shop?
>>341792396
Probably because that was drawn before the first E3 trailer.
>>341792484
No. To fuck him you basically had to be a girl with a cock but not a shemale/trans/trap and all other kinds of fucking impossible standards.
>>341752353
requesting Link version of pic related
>>341792493
might be from lighting angle.
>>341792308
At least we have a lot of good videos and pictures of him.
>>341792484
He only fucked girls and other twinks, and he's a dominant top. Which only makes him even sexier, because he is a cutie with a twink body and a set of hips and ass any woman would kill for, plus a big thick cock and big balls.
>>341792269
>that face
Literally drew a girl and called it a boy
>>341792635
yeah assbro is the most disappointing person, he's "straight" in the most dumb way, I wish at least a femanon tried to peg him.
>>341792703
got any vids?
>>341792634
I know but edits are possible.
>>341792635
Yeah that's what I figured. The most fuckable ass and hips on any guy ever would pretty much have to be only barely gay.
Is it what you call irony?
>Zelda thread ruined by queers
Welp guess Orlando wasn't enough.
>tfw not a cute femboy
>tfw not a boy
>>341750496
does anyone think there's gonna be a survival mode in this? Given all the food items, there might be an optional difficulty setting to include hunger?
>>341791606
What's under the hood old man?
>>341792703
Nah it ruins it a lot actually. The fantasy is having that ass around your cock.
Thank god I found my own wide hipped, bubble butt bf.
>>341792635
You can't do much about preference, I guess. But it sucks that so many people only seem to be attracted to those with similar bodies to them.
>be cursed to be a bear, and like twink fuccboys
>only guys that are attracted to me are either underage fags that want to become bears, or other bearsat least I actually like my girls to be chubby
>>341792825
Google "assbro" or "assbrobro" and you'll find a lot of his webms.
Put the little shit in a deep freezer and give him something to cry about
>>341757870
You sound like an impotent little bitch.
>Letting other people "ruin" things for you.
Haha wow, how pathetic are you?
>>341792998
>tfw can resist dropping hints that I'm a girl
>tfw I'm either lying, just love the implied attention it gives me or both
>or pointing out what someone else is doing.
>>341793152
any with him fuccing rather than him getting fucced?
>>341792863
Can you tell me what else you're into?
>>341793329
There's only solo stuff.
>>341785749
>Superior
>Can get out bred
That's wrong anon.
>>341789998
>TP
>Dominant
He had a baby face, every Link had a baby face but OoT and that's just because he was low poly.
There has never been a manly Link.
>>341793490
A face doesn't determine someones ability to be a good dom.
You need to get out more, not get your ideas from doujins and porn.
>>341793617
You are a faggot
>>341793757
Yes?
>>341754497
>That animation where link gets turned into a girl and mindbroke by ganon while Zelda and Midna watch.
Oh Lordy
>>341793490
Manly link would look like corey taylor
>>341791523
>>341792169
Toon Link was probably chosen for the three Vaati games because, unlike his 2D predecessors, he will actually look like his sprite.
>>341793875
Corey Taylor is pretty fucking hot though. Except he's wide as fuck for some reason. If he was thinner he'd be 10/10
>>341793034
>793034â–¶
>File: 1466166021767.png (385 KB, 951x423)
MAH BOI
>>341794067
Because he is like 5'7
>>341750496
CUTE!
>>341794158even better
>>341757870
>Y'all probably have tetris block dildoes or something
you don't?
LINK IS MANLY STOP CALLING HIM FEMININE YOU GUYS ARE STUPID
>>341750496
>that part where they unequipped Link's tunic and gushed over his bodyDid this motivate anyone to start working out?
>>341793398
>solo only
into the trash it goes.
>>341794538
I already work out. My bf would get mad otherwise probably
>>341790506
>Same face
>There is no distinguishable traits aside from height between all the links.
Shit art/10 anon.
>>341794538
How'd you guess?
>>341794513
Pretty much just adult Hero of Time looks manly. TP link looks manly in art but not at all in game.
>>341793726
>>341794564
He's just some attention whore from a lesser chan, not a porn star.
>>341761419
I was wondering why there was a barbie doll anatomy thread on /d/.
Fallen timeline with vaati when?
>>341794538
It motivated me.But it's to attract cute boys
>>341794734
I won't deny the same face, but I take what I can, and I needed something with a group.
weeby Zelda fans don't really know how to do diverse faces, they just draw the same anime faces over and over, ignoring some of Link's more distinguishing figures like his thick eyebrows in all games, the long nose in OOT, the wrinkles under his eyes and dark lips in Skyward sword, or the smaller eyes and rounded noses in the classic games.
>>341794513
>hating on twinks
Look at this fag
>>341795215
They're pretty terrible people usually. It's best to find a cute boy who just "happens" to be twinkish.
>>341791207
that pic is adorable. the redead is happy that his mask could brink link laughter
Why do people want to hurt link? Don't you know that sticking your wiener in his but hurts? It doesn't feel good it is painful. You guys are just bullies.
>>341795796
This, twinks sometimes are annoying little flamers and can't stop talking about their boipucci. It kinda ruins it for me when they're so self-aware.
>>341794912
I want Ghirahim to come back, he was wasted in Skyward Sword.
>>341785749
>knife-ears
>superior to humans
>ever
>>341796249
Why has the word "Bullying" turned into a fetish lately?
>>341796479
oddly, considering he's demise's sword, and that was sucked into Fi as well, I think?
look at the area you fight demise at the end of SS, it looks kind of familiar, doesn't it?
inverted triforce on the blade, indicating it could be the triforce's shadow, that area you fight demise, being able to counter strikes of your sword.
is it at all possible Ghirahim became Dark Link in OoT?
>>341796935
Look up masochism. It's a pretty old term.
>>341796479
>Vaati gets to appear in like, three games
>Can't bring back any other villains ever
Fucking why, it's not like reincarnation is limited to just the triforce holders. Fucking Malon's been reincarnated, twice.
Give me a non spinoff Zelda where all the great evils of Hyrule are having a turf war, or teaming up or some shit.
>>341750496
>idle animations responding to environment types
wow, welcome to 2006 Nintendo.
>>341797607
it's a little ironic that Vaati's not in Hyrule Warriors then, huh?
>>341797607
Four Swords Adventures
>>341797306
I think you're looking for sadism, since the fetish seems to be the act of bullying someone cute.
And even then, nobody really used the word "Bullying" in the context of making their dicks hard until recently.
>>341781436
nah, I'm pretty sure that it's primarily self-loathing males
>>341797926
Yeah but masochism goes hand in hand with sadism.And also I couldn't remember the word.
The real word I should have said was humiliation. That's an old as hell fetish too.
Try to write as much erotic fanfiction as possible before the depression sets back in and I delete the entire thing because I hate myself.I'm getting better though. I once kept a completed story on my hard drive for three days before deleting it.
>>341798828
Fujo pls go and stay go
>>341752353
One of two reasons, depending on whether this is a real Link or not.
1. Hylia is a huge fujoshi and made sure Link would always be born to her tastes.
2. The Shiekah that made him are into that.
Either way, Link was LITERALLY designed to be feminine so his creators could get off.
>>341798986
I'm not fujoshi scum though.
I'm a dude who's pornographic preferences has been warped by 4chan trap-posting and those two years when I didn't have a computer due to poverty so I just jerked off to stories on asstr on my DSi.
>>341800026
You sound mentally ill and it scares me.
No offense in case you're a master hacker who will track me down and kill me.
>>341788242
>both men and women love Link
Is he the perfect Husbando?
>z0ne will never do another Legend of Zelda flash only this time with Link taking the knot in a hidden scene.
>>341750496
Cuddle for warmth while insisting that he's a girl
>>341799451
I thought he was designed to appeal to women tho. They did away with his button nose from the NES days when one of the character designer's wives said Link has a funny nose, and there should be more handsome Nintendo characters.
>>341793858
>that animation where Midna makes fun of Link's cock and then steals his cock's size and makes her own cock grow
>>341792172
they're just worthless sissyboy balls
they'll never be used
>>341750496
Slap his girlfriend's ass
>>341800904
i like you
>>341800904
>Not returning the favor
>Not sucking your fucboi off
>Not letting him top to show you love him
And after you can rut him into the sheets
But still.
>>341788242
that is a pretty big bulge
>>341801334Yeah this sounds a lot like my relationship desu.
>>341750496
Get him a fluffy warm coat and a nice cup of hot cocoa.
>>341750496
fuck it.
>>341776010
Girls are shitty and disgusting is why.
>>341785892
Masculine Link is best Link
>>341801652
Good for you anon, I likeHealthy/Thickgirls too much to settle down with a cute boy.
>>341791523
Toon style is alright in doses. Besides based Aonuma put waifufags and feminists in their place by constantly refusing female Link, which would be a travesty.
>>341802602
Yeah I'm pretty much living the dream. Funny story:I dumped my thick ex gf so that I could get with the cuteboy househusband I'm currently with.
>>341802438
10/10
>>341751812
>a man with an axe and shield strapped to his back bunch of food and lumber shoved up his ass
>impervious to cold in a paper thin cloth tunic
>>341785749
Numenoreans were descended from elves you cock biter
Elrond half Elven is Aragorn's great (great-great-great etcetera) uncle
>>341802972
Can I have her number?
I just don't see a future with a man. I have no problems with romance or attraction, but older men do not interest me sexually. I could never do that to someone.
>>341802438
Kek
>>341792025
I was expecting Link with a poorly Photoshopped eyepatch and head shrapnel
>>341803753
>Can I have her number?
I would but within a month she was with some gigantic loser who she only complains about. Pity since she was such a nice girl.
And that's not really a specific problem for me. Women and men both are pretty gross once they get into their late 30s but can keep it going til their late 40s if they stay in shape imo.And saggy tits horrify me more than anything that happens to older men.
Plus, you know, I'm in pretty hardcore love with him.
>>341803753
Oh that'll go over fucking well
>oh hey your ex gave me your number
>wanna hang out
Sleepy Link.
>>341804652
I really like older women. A lot.
>>341804818
It's called rebound man.
>>341750496
Can't wait to play through the whole game with my cock out.
>>341805961
You might not live in the same state, much less the same country.
>>341805961
Then you should just find a nice gf, man. Careful tho, some women age better than others.You have to see if their moms are still hot.
>>341804818
I'm pretty sure he's only half-asking, man. It's just a thing you say. "hey give ME her number haha"
