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So who won E3?
>>341748402
That chicks tits.
>>341748402
fanboyd eill dsu ninyr
everyone did
My dick won E3
>>341748402
I unironically think Ubisoft did
>South Park
>Open World SSX
>dancing to Queen
>Aisha became self aware
>V_~
Best game: zelda
Best presentation: sony
Best betrayal: Microsoft (retards who bought an xbone wasted their money, the rest of us get rewarded with games going on PC)
Most boring: PC, like always. Fuck your talk show shit
Most cringe: ubisoft
Most improved: EA (it wasn't a colossal fuck up)
>>341748402
Does she wear the armshoes because she's cutting herself?
>>341749030
/thread
>>341748402
mfw she played yesterday again
>>341749270
no
Sony had the best press conference.
Game, I'd have to say Zelda.
>>341749541
i want to rape her.
>>341748402
What was the name of the woman that sat to the right of her?...or to her left. She was much prettier.
>>341749858
*I want her to rape me
FTFY
>>341748467
/thread
As a PS4 and WiiU owner, I won E3.
Death Stranding single handedly won E3.
>>341749541
Nintendo confirmed for having best female employees.
>>341749030
>best lresentation: Sony
Anon please, the whole Sony presentation was just The Last of Us reskinned with different models with Kojima's movie. Xbox at least presented some good variety in their games, and new models of their console.
Still, Nintendo won E3.
>>341749541
There was a stream yesterday? What did I miss
>>341749858
Folllow your dreams anon
No one, I don't get any game that got my attention. Games are dead guys. Move on.
>>341749541
Are there more pics or webms of that outfit?
>>341748480
Fugabl es donde murara.
Hahahah.
>>341750224
>"Shit guys, I really think we fucked up those past few localizations. How can we subtly apologize without causing another tumblr controversy?"
>"I've got it! Audrey, before we go out and show off Zelda, put on this shirt."
>"Bill, that's a size too sm-"
>"And put on these lace sleeves too!"
>>341750224
Do those gay ribbons mean they are lesbians?
>>341748906
They get free points just for not having another Ass Cred game.
But I still disagree.
>>341750559
Yes
>>341750265
Wrong: the post
>>341750559
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_Orlando_nightclub_shooting
>>341748402
I did by not watching any of it
>>341750194
Guess it's going to win E3 2017, 2018, and 2019 as well because it sure isn't releasing in any of those years.
>>341748402
Sony you nintendo man child
>>341750559
Let me tell you a joke.
A muslim walks into a gay bar, he says "shots for everybody". ALLAHU AKBAR. Everyone dies. The end.
>>341750559
No, it means they show solidarity with the victims of the latest radical Islamist that has nothing to do with Islam.
Definitely not people who like video games.
Are we sending Audrey's tits a card this year?
Tits guys.
>>341749541
more of her from yesterday pls
>>341748402
As far as overall presentation, Sony blew everyone else away.
As far as actual games people give a shit about, Nintendo beat them all with one fucking game.
>>341750475
check her twitter thats where i got that picture from
@girlwhoissuper
>>341750819
They are insulting Islam?
>>341748402
PC players won by fucking Xbox in the ass
>>341750475
>tfw she will never hock a nasty green glugger into my mouth
>>341750819
>That has nothing to do with Islam
:^) like all the last 90000000 terrorist attacks... Those peaceful muslims sure aren't all crazy as fuck.
Is this Audrey Drake that used to work at IGN? I'm sure her tits weren't that big. I swear she's got a boob job or something.
>>341750475
>nintendo actually banned the words "mega milk" from the twitch stream
>>341749541
I have to say. All 3 are cute as fuck.
Video of that?
>>341751013
He was being ironic
>>341748906
Ubisoft wasn't awful, but the open world SSX lost its punch for me when I realized I could take a fucking pot lid and land surf anywhere in Zelda
>>341749857
>lazy eye
lol gross
>>341750984
>waifufags
>they never learn
>>341750194
Absolutely not. No gameplay = no winning anything unless you're a faggot
>>341748402
PC won with the most games. 80% of xbox and sony games are on pc, every single bethesda, microsoft and ubisoft game is on pc.
>>341751017
Yes, Anon. She got a titjob.
>>341751145
>When she see's your penis
>>341751315
Doesn't look like her.
>>341751145
I-Is that panties I see?
>>341749541
When the fuck did this happen?
>>341751113
This really. There is so much cool shit you can do in the new Zelda game and I'm not even a zelda or nintendo fan.
That was easily the best game shown at e3 and if the NX has a few more games alongside zelda at launch, I'm getting one
>>341751315
she went through pregnancy, anon
>>341749541
WHERE DA VIDEO AT
>>341751421
Of course, why should she not wear some?
>Thanks for the date tonight anon! I had fun!
>>341751145
>long black hair that nearly touches her ass
>>341751242
You mean xbox one because the xbox service is how you will buy and download the games for your win 10 pc
>>341750224
>BREAST-FEED ME
A man after my own heart
>>341750378
Color Trash being awful, more Zelda, that's pretty much it.
>>341748402
What's her name, in all honesty?
>>341751571
Young Gretchen
>>341751691
Audrey Drake
>>341749541
>that outfit
>>341749541
THE ASHEN HAIRED GIRL IS CUTE
CUUUTE
Someone has the video?
>>341749541
UGH
MY DICK
>>341750647
Not really, i have a ps4 but sony's presentation was filled with games that are not coming out until late 2017 at the earliest
>>341750194
no gameplay
don't see why people care so much
more of those tits god dayum
>>341748402
>>341749541
>>341750224
>>341750475
>>341751315
>>341751571
That face kills it for me.
>>341751606
>buy
>>341752004
A-are those her p-pantsu?
Sony, other than this part it was a really solid conference.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pg7zcd7Akuw
They seem to understand more in general that people just want to see games, not people on stage talking a lot.
>>341751989
please respond
>>341749541
I honestly expected, if they sent her out at all, she would be wearing something more modest.
Seems she decided to play into it.
Good.
Why are titties so great guys? Why do I want to jump head first into a large pair and never find my way out? Will I ever attain a such a set? I can only hope :' )
>>341749541
please tell me there are some close-ups of her in this outfit
>>341752357
ok
no one cares, fuck off and make a sjw thread or something
>>341750940
>how to spot the kuffar.
>>341752357
Shut up fag
>>341752357
>I was never a man
>>341752357
>humans aren't sexual creatures inherently
Mohammed, please take your loli and go.
>>341752357
>>341752357
>implying she isn't flattered by all of this and takes it as a compliment
also, news flash: humans actually are just pieces of meat
>>341748906
Kill yourself. Ubisoft is terrible.
>>341752357
She's not even that attractive.
And not only that; She's married.
>>341751571
that ain't her. is that her? that ain't her.
>>341752560
>I was never an autistic manchild virgin.
ftfy
>>341752357
DUDE LETS CUT OUR BALLS OFF AND GOUGE OUT OUR EYES AND NOT FIND PEOPLE HOT AS FUCK
Fuck off fat cunt.
>>341748402
Reminder that your treehouse waifus are hypocrites
if she didn't want people to lust over her luscious milkbags she shouldn't have stuffed them into a bra two sizes too small.
>>341752357
>journalist
at least know what she is, a model that plays games. she's PR, not a journalist
>>341752647
That is her.
>>341751571
this is not
>>341751315
I can't give it to Nintendo for one game, since I didn't care for most of the other stuff they showed this week. Sony wins for me because they showed trailer after trailer of games that interested me for the most part. Whether they'll turn out good is another thing entirely, but overall I thought their conference was the best. The PC one was also better than last year, I actually sort of enjoyed their format and felt like the games they showed were interesting. Didn't catch it all though. EA was boring as hell, Microsoft was too but at least there was a game or two that seemed interesting. For an Xbox showcase it was super weak, almost everything is coming to PC anyway so it deflated their own console to me. Ubisoft was spectacularly awful and cringe-worthy the whole way through.
My favorite game of E3 was by far Zelda for sure though. I never expected to be hyped for another Zelda game again but everything they showed looked really great. I never expected TECHNOLOGY in a Zelda game, nor the sheer scale of it. What they said about being able to skip all the story, extensive sequence breaking, the adventure and exploration aspect, all those wonderful little details that made the world seem authentic, all of that was super impressive. Nintendo showing 5 hours of gameplay day 1 was exactly what they needed to do, if it were just the trailer I'd have been interested but not hyped.
Overall this E3 was super mixed. For the most part it was boring but I think there are a whole lot of really good looking games coming out this next year.
>>341752809
Who isn't in 2016
>>341752809
Everytime this is posted someone proves you retarded. Not the same treehouse you moron. You're getting a localization team confused with nintendo's PR people.
>>341752357
don't worry, i got you covered famalam.
you can't piece of meat the Theresa.
she's too pure.
anita would be satisfied with this female representation.
>>341752357
Guaranteed replies, the post.
>>341752435
No rational explaination, rationally viewed two bags on the chest are zero attractive, what's hot about two bags of milk?
But through evolution directly in the center of your brain stem, right between breathing and shitting, is planted the command to find these signs of fertility arousing to make sure you wanna procreate the human race.
STONKING GREAT TITS!
>>341752792
She's a fucking 6/10 and the only thing remotely attractive about her is her tits.
This just proves to me /v/ has garbage tastes in 3DPD
>>341752961
A cute!
>>341752961
Attainable plain Jane. Not interested
>>341752929
>WAAAHHHH WHY ARE PEOPLE SHITTING UP MY NOT-VIDYA THREADS
Fuck off already.
>>341752357
Back to tumblr with you.
>>341752435
Boobs are universal, even straight girls love them. They're aesthetic as fuck, serve a really neat purpose in biology and child raising, they're jiggly and fun, and they're perfect for hugs or cuddling.
>>341749541
WHERE IS THE VIDEO
>>341752961
I'm a Samfag but this girl is just too cute
>>341753135
>It's everyone else with the bad taste, not me!
>>341753145
Your loss m8
>>341753135
at least shes better than joosten was
Sony.
Do we know her reaction?
Gotta be hilarious.
>>341752635
Married women give great head.
>>341753528
Jesus Christ let's not get ahead of ourselves
>>341753416
Having huge tits does not making you instantly attractive.
Especially when you have a fugly-looking face.
>>341753528
Not really, they're both average.
>>341752435
Female breasts are symbolic of life. They feed and nurture. Every human on the planet, females included, are drawn to breasts because of their function and that's why everyone has an obsession with them.
What the hell is wrong with you people?
All of these girls are beautiful. I'm not a fan of shaped eyebrows though. Give it to me raw, unless you're armenian. Then fix that shit. Am I alone in this?
>>341753278
nigga i dont know, there is nothing from yesterday
FIND A NEW NINTENDO GIRL AUDREY IS STAINED
you don't want to see the rest of this
>>341753745
Nothing. You are what's wrong.
>>341752809
those people dont do the localizations
>>341753785
Show me the rest of this
>>341749541
Post pic of her feet
>>341753785
hot
>>341753785
DELETE THIS !
>>341753785
BURN IT DOWN
>>341753785
Based Xavier
>>341748402
Chiko won e3
>>341753785
TIME TO GET BLEACH'D
>>341750194
movie trailers can't win games conferences anon
>>341753785
>imagined Audrey to be a domme
>see anons talk about raping her
>see Audrey hugging a black person
>>341753950
Oh, that is him.
>>341753745
It's /v/ being a group of horny teenagers again and overreacting when they see any girl with a decent pair of tits, nothing to see here.
>>341752929
>>341753857
Kindra, the blonde girl, said she worked on localizing Ever Oasis when she showed off the title.
I think some of them are PR guys but not all of them
>>341751145
>ywn never smell her dirty panties after a long day of sitting and playing BoW
>>341749030
Pretty much on point.
>>341753647
Even with a shirt on Link is revealing skin.
He's begging to getting dicked.
>>341753745
autistic + manchild + virgin = these threads
>>341749030
Yeah I'd agree with this
>>341749030
>Best betrayal: Microsoft
Microsoft had the most consumer friendly conference in E3 though, letter people play with their friends whether they own the PC version or the Xbone version, and without paying an additional fee. How is that a betrayal?
>>341749030
legit post right here. +1 karma
>>341754038
Dominant women are a meme they aren't real.
>>341748402
bases on some stats EA seems to have the most hyped games.
>>341748906
Why didn't you mention For Honor? That was the best thing Ubi showed.
Sony by a landslide.
yet another thread lusting over the nintendo treehouse girls
i dont complain desu
>>341748402
South Park
>>341754050
>you will never sit behind her as she traverses hyrule, hands cupping her breasts and your erecrion pressed up against her back
>>341748402
video games is going to suck cause the ugly guys losers that get rejected by the popular people cock block the popular people and thats why there only stupid games that is out like the division and quantum break and and the ugly guys losers try to hurt the popular people if in the socitey
>>341754263
Are you sure?
>>341754321
>Sony by a landslide.
Tell that to the hype.
>>341751013
I believe that they are not representative of the majority of other muslims, but god damn it billy bob even I could tell he was being sarcastic.
>>341753785
BLACKED OOLOLOLOLOLOLPLLOL
>>341754321
I agree that the waifu faggotry is cancerous but Sony only showed of one good game.
This e3 was terrible for everyone and it really shows just how much the industry is dying.
>>341749030
>Most Cringe
>Not Bethesda and the attention whore in the audience that yelled everytime
>>341752435
You have a fetish so common it's basically considered part of being straight.
>>341754534
>star wars battlefront
???
>>341754534
>shitposters shitpost
not even the same guy but nice argument
>>341754412
This.
>>341754615
Bethesda isn't worth mentioning, all their games are just clones of something Blizzard's been doing or the same shit as last year.
>>341754534
>look at the tits on this one
Nier 2
>>341748402
I am so glad I'm not the only one who was enthralled by this boner condoner.
I want porn drawn of her so badly.
>>341749030
>Most boring
>Pc
>They showed bannerlord
>>341754626
SJW's are trying to change that
>>341749541
>They censor our games but still tease us with these loving qts
FUCK YOU NINTENDOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>341752427
If you were a super hot girl with a nice rack you're telling me you wouldn't play into it?
>>341754709
This is /v/.
shitposting is how we express our love.
>>341754534
"Most talked" about because it was going on for 2-3 fucking days of empty world and junk loot.
>>341748906
Aisha has been self aware for years ya fucking noob.
>>341750224
That girl on the right IS cute, fuck
>>341754917
No good to pay for them and not show them off.
>>341748402
mydick
Best conference: Sony
Best game: Zelda
Best trailer: Dead Rising 4
>>341754836
A personal favourite. I considered taking the "boobs?" threads out of the collage when I was taking out the couple of pokemon and colour splash ones. Couldn't bring myself to do it.
>>341753785
FUCKING DELETE IT
>>341754836
>frontal angle
>black clothing
Really faggot?
Look at them.
>>341749541
Sony would've won if they showed the actual good games on their conference but they catered purely to the dudebro audience so their conference was dogshit. Gravity Rush 2, NieR 2 and Persona 5 look great. I had 0 expectations for LoZ so seeing how good it looked was a pleasant surprise. Ninty's new IP looked great too and I'm looking forward to that. The Ubisoft open world snowboarding game has potential and might be the Skate 4 I was looking for. Microsoft's pirate game was pretty neat and their new Play Anywhere scheme is cool.
>people still unironically talk about companies """"""""winning"""""""" E3
>>341749270
why are Marios arms blue?
>>341754412
Wait, is PC principal confirmed to appear in Fractured Butthole?
>>341754129
Said the anime poster browsing this thread
>>341751989
no
you acted like a faggot now you're reaping what you sow
>>341755394
No titties no interest
I don't think anyone won, if I had to choose maybe sony. Their show was awesome. Orchestra was cool.
I am the most excited for zelda, but there are other titles that I am also very excited for like nier, last guardian, etc.
>>341752872
That is her, you retard. She used to work for IGN.
>>341755008
>most talked about because reasons
>most talked about
and your point was?
>>341755450
Looks like shit hit too close to home.
>>341755394
>sword design on outfit naturally draws your attention to the hem of the shirt
HNNNNNNNNNNNNGGG
>>341749030
>Best game: zelda
Lol no it was open world shit
>>341755394
Booth babes and miniskirts
Call anita guys!
>>341751989
be careful, family member.
>she
>>341755513
>being a tit man
you have no style, you have no grace
>>341749857
>itty reference card, the per
>>341753882
best I can do.
>>341752961
>we won't see her more until next year
I have a strange feeling in my insides.Please make it stop.
>>341755394
>girl on the right
FUCKING
HELL
>>341755290
Mario's arms are not blue!
>>341755975
imagine one of them wont be there next year
>>341755784
this nigger has some funny taste
>>341755321
The very last trailer shown of it shows Cartman letting PC Principal out of a STOR-IT locker.
>>341748402
PS4.
Zelda was probably the best title but in terms of consoles with a future PS4 seemed to be only one which was getting a steady flow of games on the horizon while Xbone and Wii U seemed like they were going to be abandoned.
I don't own any of the next gen consoles yet and Sony was the only one to give me any real reason to get one.
Don't check Audrey's twitter and her new video or your dicks will explode.
>>341753785
DELETE THIS SHIT
Imagine just how good Zelda could have been if Nintendo consoles weren't outdated trash.
>>341754534
Did you literally just take a picture every single time you saw a zelda thread posted? Half of those don't even break 50 replies and some even have ZERO replies. Is this what people spend their time doing these days instead of playing videogames?
>>341749541
these mammaries are out of control
>>341755975
>>341756151
Don't worry, you can always stalk them on social media and make creepy comments like all the other thirsty virgins.
>>341756223
just finished this season. brety good. hope season 2 cast aint shit
>>341751485
She didn't. An anon just posted that it was possible she could've been pregnant since she's married, and other anons, yourself included apparently, just decided it was a fact. There's zero evidence of her having been pregnant.
>>341753785
HO MY GOD IM SO INSECURE NOOOOO
>>341756372
Oh anon, but she doesn't deserve creepy comments.
She deserveshand holding and smile protecting.
>>341754263
women in general are memes
>>341757074
Audrey isn't innocent.
>>341756312
I took 4 sweeps of the catalog. I didn't do any on the first day, because that would be cheap, on the yesterday I took a sweep, played some vidya for like 3-5 hours, then took another. Did the same thing today.
I'm interested in answering one simple question:
>is the hype real?
so far my research is pointing towards the affirmative, but I've still got alot of work to do over the next year before and then after release.
>Coal burner
Into the goddamn trash she goes.
What a damn shame.
>>341757074
be nice to audrey
>>341757340
Calm down nerd that's just Xavier Woods.
>>341757340
>He doesn't know about the NEW DAY
AAAY DON'T YOU DARE TO BE SOUR
ALL YOU NEED IS A DOSE OF P O S I V I TY
>>341754481
Yes. Go to the /d/ femdom threads and ask them. Pretty much every girl who's into it is just doing it for attention and grows out of it once a dominant Chad takes an interest in her.
>>341757340
She's married to this guy.
>>341757205
It's a Zelda game, there is no question about hype. This board was all aboard that train for both Twilight Princess and Skyward Sword and look what happened there, expectations were shattered. Stop hyping shit up and just play some damn games until the thing is released.
>>341757453
>>341757590
>Tolerating women that have come into contact with niggers
>>341757651
Looks like a cuck to me.
>>341756223
what show
>>341757171
>>341757428
Who's talking about that horseface?
I meant best girl, aka Teresa.
Nobody won E3.
Everybody lost something that day.
Dignity, respect, people giving a fuck.
But at the bottom of everything, the person that lost the most - the customer.
He lost because he spend hours watching streams of games he will never play, games that will be fucking awful or games that will never be released or will atleast be totally butchered.
>>341757904
fargo
>>341749030
>Best game: zelda
Why Americans love this shitty series so much? It looks loke game from 2005. No innovation or new type of gameplay.
>>341748402
Not Nintendo. And those tits aren't REALLY that great.
SONY won imo.
>>341757886
Your mom came into contact with niggers and yet I still love her <3
Marry Teresa, fuck audrey, kill the blonde
>>341756856
Shhh just let me have my fantasies of her being pregnant and having big milky tits.
Breastmilk
>>341757886
I'll never understand why you cucks get so buttblasted over some random faggot hugging a chick because he's a nigger
I think you need to get outside sometime anon
>>341754321
>reddit editing
>>341758367
It's Theresa and she is mine!
who /sam/ here?
>>341753785
DUDE
DELETE
THIS
OR
YOU
WILL
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>341754321
Man I can't wait for Spider-Man and Nioh. I hope Nier turns out good too.
>>341748402
>not maining best girl
>>341750173
This desu senpai
>>341750845
>MUH RAPPFU
i wonder if the other guys @ nintendo/treehouse knew that her "services" were available for a (fair?) price and thus would it be weird if you slipped her a few bucks for a lil "hey now" ??
or would it only be weird if you got it >for free and therefore it's like "wrong" in some sense even tho call it a hunch that jake was trained to give alley-cat a standing ovation when she'd come home and proudly proclaim that she finally got a decent dicking for the first time in a long time (wouldn't wanna be unsupportive or anything, you know? you gotta be that role model as the life coach you are)
>TLDR = LOLRAPP(TM)
>>341758845
They dont want their chick to smell bad
>>341759449
Tldr what? I have no idea what that autistic greentext is supposed to mean.
>>341759669
do the world a favor and go take a shower kid.
>>341749541
>She finally showed her feet
SHE'S READING THE THREADS
>>341759786
>kid
Say that to my 1987 face again
>>341748402
It's funny how before E3, no one even considered the possibility of Nintendo winning.
If you brought up that Nintendo could win, you'd be laughed at...
Now apparently it won because of one game. You can't win e3 with one game...if anything Sony won for it's e3 presentation.
>>341748402
Nintendo, one game was still more than Sony's 10 scripted "gameplay" and full CG without a single hint of the actual "game"
>>341754321
>Death Standing
>Game
Ahahahahahahskjfhsdkjfhkjsdhfkjsdhfkj
Stay mad because everybody is talking about Nintendo and how they won this e3 with just one game, sonypony.:^)
There is like a few things I am looking forward to for Sony, and PC/Microsoft, but only Zelda and only for the Wii U for Nintendo. Nintendo won't sell me on a NX with one game.
>>341759928
Sonys conference was ass though.
MS was better.
>>341759928
>You can't win e3 with one game
Why? One good game is better than a full service of shit games
>>341752095
lol what nigger, the last guardian, aka the single most expected console game of the decade and the best argument for actually getting a ps4 because it's literally an exclusive got a release date for october
Is the Deah Standing guy inspirid by Daryl from The Walking Dead?
>>341759928
>You can't win e3 with one game
That's the thing. They did it. The absolute mad men!
>>341754298
>Fallout 4 so low
This pleases the anon
>>341755773
'She' looks like a SJW, actually.Which is not a surprise as we're talking about the Nintendo Treehouse.
>>341752004
nice ass.
>>341754321
Sony would've won if this was a movie festival, but it isn't so they sucked
>>341759928
>sonygger mad that next year he won't be chopping down trees and taming wild horses
>b-but muh shovelware! one game wont win you no E3!
and for the record i'm technically an anachronistic sega loser as opposed to any sort of nintoddler or nintendrone or whatever the preferred nomenclature is nowadays
>>341755203
BIG BOOBS
>>341755394
Oh wow! I thought booth babes were a thing of the past?
>>341760329
>implying I would be excited for killing ganon for the 30th time
>>341748402
zelda by default
>>341759201
Someone with good taste in this thread at least.
>>341752131
>>341751223
What if that was gameplay?
>>341748402
Who dat
Horizon > GTA: Zelda edition
>>341752095
>Lying on the internet in 2016 when you can easily get fact checked
wew
>>341753974
She is the real waifu
>>341761364
Actually even the Horizon devs like Zelda
> “I just played Zelda! The new Zelda game. You know, open world, and hunting. And I had a bizarre feel, this feels like Horizon. This is a epic, huge game. I can not wait to play Zelda again when it comes out.”
only good threads that /v/ has to offer
>>341761623
This is cute as fuck
I'd go gay for link.
>>341759358
>that delicious shitposting accent
hhnnnnggghh
>>341762018
who wouldn't?
>GOTY 2017
>>341760574
They are, that's clearly the b team
Nintendo won
>>341753974
She was surprisingly fun. It was cute when the other presenteres teased her for murdering and burning everything.
>>341749030
>Best betrayal
kek
>>341762018
>gay
he is made for dick
>>341754298
How did fucking battlefront get that high? Something is wrong with that anon.
>>341748402
mega milk won my dick
>>341754321
Compare Sony's presentation to /v/'s idiotic reaction to the Nintendo presentation.
Still no dice and you never learn. Or I if this was bait like I presume.
Fuck the fucking storefront captcha.
>>341750224
>>341750554
Don't understand this meme. Her breasts are average, completely covered, and she wears cutter-gloves that don't even match her outfit. Also she was the most annoying, 'gamer gurl' of the group and was hard to watch play.
Are the breasts it? A girl with tiny tits looks like that with a big rigid push-up bra.
>>341762630
Dunno man.
The original came from here: https://www.brandwatch.com/2016/06/react-e3-2016-social-data-live-blog/ but they seem to have updated since.
>>341749030
best for catching some Z's
>>341748402
Sony had the best presentation
Nintendo had the best game
Microsoft lied (highest quality pixels) and xbox one died(just buy a PC)
And ubisoft had the funniest conference to watch and a few actually good games.
Overall I'd say its
Sony=Nintendo>>>>Everything else
>>341749030
/thread
>>341764258
I can live with that
>>341754198
>he thinks they won't bring xbox live to windows 10
You are in for a real wake up call.
>>341756732
Season 2 is very good.
Day9 was looking pretty bad at the pc conference.
Ubisoft desu.
South Park, Watch Dogs 2, I'm even interested in that base jumping thing.
The only other thing I'm hyped for is Dishonored 2. Pretty shit E3 though.
>>341753882
>>341759863
This. Just wish there was a close up.
>>341753785
Confirmed best girl
>>341755394
fuck 2nd
marry 4th
kill 1stimpregnate3rd
>>341759863
Who's the character from the image, anon?
>>341754038
She dommes you but she sucks Tyrone's cock and lets you clean her after.
>>341765932
nvm, i remembered.
>>341758063
I not even a big zelda fan (like metroid a lot more) but breath of the wild is everything I've waited for in zelda
Unobtrusted exploration, no retarded hours long tutorial, no obnoxious partner
>>341766278
I like that idea.
>>341767203
It's a perfect match.
>>341760210
They're both played by Norman Reedus. He did mocap for DS
>>341749541
Why do I want to squeeze them so bad
>>341767203
Thats fucking amazing
>>341754534
Nintendo litterally showed 1(One) game for 3 days. A game that was already announced.
>>341748402
Where is the day 3 stream I need it for research purposes
no one actually unironically believes Nintendo won, right?
>>341768716
>day 3
Anon...
>>341768553
And WON. How based can the be?
>>341751614
dese niggas knows what's what
lactation based fetish
>>341752004
is that real grass?
>>341748402
Nintendo obviously won E3, but a large part of it didn't really have to do with Zelda, so much as HOW they showed Zelda.
Literally any other company:
>Here's 25 games, 15 of which you don't care about in the least
>Here's a highly scripted "demo" that looks cool but will resemble your personal playthrough exactly zero percent
>"I'm Andrew House. Marketing bullshit, content, experience, marketing bullshit, new experiences, marketing bullshit, dear god buy our shit"
Nintendo
>We know you don't care about anything else. Here's Zelda.
>In fact, here's a 40 minute demo of Zelda, completely free of preamble.
>And for those of you not at the show, here's a solid 12+ hours of Zelda content, demonstrated live. Scripts? What scripts? This is the REAL SHIT.
It was actually really refreshing.
>>341767203
wow
>>341750224
Honestly, the girl on the right was the cutest. The big tit girl is just a butterface.
>>341748906
>Aisha became self aware
are you fucking retarded?
he was self aware the second ubisoft e3
Sony won.
I love how no one says shit about the stupid fucking things on her arms, nice double standards.
>>341755773
That other girl has a nice smile
>>341768882
Autism lol
>>341768856
what is this pic from then
>>341749541
>>341769047
>those random stats
>>341751571
whether that's her or not, I'd bust a nut
mmm nintendo was the memest of all thanks to megamilk
sony was boring
microsoft pixels still get me everytime
ea is we care niggers and weed (pic related)
ubi was boring
hope you guys realize zelda was only talked about so much because no female and it was Nintendo's only game for 3 days
>>341750224
Girl on the right is way more pretty, anyone know her name?
>>341760174
Last Guardian looked like trash
>>341752182
/v/ loves horse faces
Case in point, Joosten
>>341753647
I don't mind the redone outfits, but why'd they remove her tiddies
>>341760714
b-but anon, if you don't then THE WHOLE ALTERNATE/TIMELINE OF EVERY ZELDA GAME COULD BE DESTROYED!!!!
brb, gotta go defeat dr. wily for the first time ever b4 i head out to pimpslap my friend for using chicago in NBA JAM.
Nintendo only went 2 days.
>>341768967
This all day
>>341769387
Theresa Apolinario.
>guy on NeoGaf literally got banned for saying "wow the tits on that girl" when Audrey first came on
my sides
>>341748402
I don't get it, how is her breasts better than this?
>>341757665
This board didn't exist til after the release of twilight princess. So it wasn't hype, people actually liked it. They loved midna
>>341768967
It's still just one game. The only reason it's getting hype is because the Zelda franchise is the go-to video game series for normies and "gamers".
One game cannot erase the other thousand problems Nintendo has right now.
>>341769763
Her breasts are real, anon.
Someone help me
>>341769874
>>341748402
the jews
>>341770021
Fucking Reggie with his shit about NX and not caring about specs.
>>341757665
but we saw five hours of gameplay this time, anon.
this is what I wanted TP to be.
>>341769763
3dpd just can't compete
>>341770097
Not really, they are both pixels for you.
>>341752182
>>341769486
t. a pair of 300lbs grown men with acne scars
>>341770082
> The only reason it's getting hype is because the Zelda franchise is the go-to video game series for normies and "gamers".
Yeah because the competition showed us all these niche hardcore games.
Get the fuck out.
Its like Sony is afraid of their japanese side now because they have to make more casual bucks with moviegames.
>>341770097
Your point is?
Would you roleplay Link in the bedroom for her?
She needs her hero Link to come and rescue her and get his reward
>>341770097
How ironic, considering they're implants
people hate on austin creed? there is no helping you.
>>341770082
Quality over quantity, anon.
Also this game solves, or at least shows improvement on literally every single problem with Nintendo these days. It's a step up from anything they've done in the last decade, and that, by itself, is worth applauding
>>341770406
i would
triforce my dick up her vagoogoo
>>341770097
>>341770337
Assuming none of us will ever meet Audrey much less get to touch or see her magnificient breasts, does it make a difference whether they are real or not, compared to 2D ones?
Both might as well be the same thing, flat pictures on a minitor we're looking at
>>341770430
Fake tits are still real tits. I can still hold them and love them.
>>341759928
>You can't win e3 with one game
I know you're new to this whole "video games" thing, but people watch E3 for news on video games and whomever brings the best video games are generally considered the winner. The fact that everyone but Nintendo forgot to show off anything that wasn't shit means that yes, one game can, in fact, win E3.
>>341749541
VoD where??
She is a man??
>>341770680
that's the amazing thing, anon.
there are better tits than her's out there. that you can touch. it's reaffirming.
>>341749541
what the fuck
did treehouse stream again yesterday even though they said they wouldn't?
>>341770751
>liking implants
Damn, Audrey shitters really are the most normalfag people on this board
>>341770886
It's not on their youtube channel like the other two days, so I think it was just them hanging out as a team and playing some zelda
>>341771007
I bet they make amazing pillows.
Wow, I completely ignored Nintendo's shit because I don't care about the stuff they were going to have, but I missed out on a perfectly good session of Twitch chat objectifying a woman??? Damnit.
I'm actually surprised I didn't see the usual Twitter SJW garbage fire of them complaining about the chat.
>>341769273
They literally blacked BF1.
>>341770751
>Fake tits are still real tits
>>341769273
i wanna smash emily
>>341749030
Best betrayal was MS. LEAVE CRASH ALONE!
I asked Theresa out on a date, she agreed!
>>341761623
Pretty sure Shuhei said that, not a Horizon dev
>>341770751
>fake tits are still real tits
>>341771007
she is seriously 'enhanced' these days
>>341771774
C U T E
U
T
E
>>341761623
"I can't believe it, but... this is it. I think Nintendo won, it's finally over. Nintendo won the war." - Kazuo Hirai, E3 2016
>>341770778
> everyone but Nintendo forgot to show off anything that wasn't shit
Nice shitpost anon.
>>341771774
Fuck off, she's mine.
Sony could have won if only they hadn't had so much VR and cinematic experience bullshit
Even God of War is a TLOU clone now
>>341749541
>she played yesterday again
Nigga where? It's not listed anywhere on their Twitch or YouTube channels
watching ubisoft conference right now cause i couldn't live, who the fuck thought doing ali G impersonations was a good idea
>>341771860
>>341772065
http://wholesomegamer.com/2016/06/16/playstations-shuhei-yoshida-says-hes-excited-zelda-e3-stage/
Cutest in the game.
>>341755394
I want to be suffocated by those thighs.
>>341772726
Shuhei has always been cool
>>341772537
i know
but this picture is from yesterday
>>341770082
>The only reason it's getting hype is because the Zelda franchise is the go-to video game series for normies and "gamers".
Deflection 101: Call of Duty was shown at the Playstation conference and it single-handedly represents everything you just deflected about Zelda. Eat shit.
>>341749270
If she took them off, would it hurt?
>>341751145
>ywn be the Hylian Heat
>women will never pray to an idol in your image
why even live
>>341749541
WOOOOOOOOOOOWWW, THEY STREAMT AGAIN??
WOOOOOOW, AUDREY LOOKS AMAZING!!
SHE'S EVEN SHOWING FEEEET!! NOOOIICE!!!! AND HER FEET EVEN LOOK NICE!! NOIIIICE!!!
But yeah, I'd make sweet love to the other two as well! ^____°
>the night after
>>341772889
I'm confused. Where did this picture come from if not from Treehouse? Or are you saying "yesterday" as in either you live in some weird timezone where it's already tomorrow or you maybe slept in for days and don't realize that both this date and that image are Friday.
>>341753785
why would this upset me? it just shows that she's compassionate with dumb animals. that's a plus in my book
>>341773291
>different nose
eh?
Looking through her Twitter pics, and she has a tweet about family is love not blood, and that she went to the "wild" for her family (because cats instead of children). Well that's that
>>341773380
>amazonian
>in both sizes
>nobody posting the minecraft chick
shit thread
>>341756495
d'awww
>>341772746
i want to pinch her cheeks
>>341773291
BWAHAhAHAHAAHAHHA!!!
She was a dumb spick in whiteface all along, faggots!!!
>>341749030
>Best Betrayal: Microsoft
>Not Crash's Skylanders bait and switch
Sonyfags really are the fucking worst.
>>341773832
I want to kiss her cheeks while cumming inside of her
>Give Kindra more time
>Add in Chiko and Teresa
Alison getting caught was the best thing to happen to Treehouse Live
>>341753785
Kekked. No woman can resist the BBC. Least I now know I stand a chance.
>>341748402
I'd like to check her time of day. ;)
>>341755948
thx anon
>>341750224
hawkssun08 is a FREAK!
This person on blue is really a man?
>>341774113
MOAR
>>341771774
she have twitter?
>>341748402
considering Sony will sell 15-20 million consoles in the next year and Nintendo will sell 1 or 2?
Sony
>>341774113
HIPS FOR DAYS
>>341748906
They are worst than Blizzard,EA AND Bethesda combined... fuck Uplay
>>341773946
What's your fucking problem?
>>341774236
She doesn't say much
https://twitter.com/Miskomoon
Don't forget about Sam
I feel so weird that microsoft isn't more talked about. Announcing all their games are coming to PC as well is huge. Weird business decision to de-emphasize their own console, but it's nothing but good news for consumers.
I like the looks of Forza Horizon 3, Sea of Thieves, Recore, and HAAH WAAW 2. Those games managed to impress without me giving off any kinda sarcastic groan, minus the way they showed off Sea of Thieves. That and the fact that they have an actually sound plan for VR by upgrading their system first. I don't trust Sony VR to deliver what VR needs. Only mini games and even then, probably some major performance issues. All they announced were tiny VR tack ons that clearly had to cut back aspects of the games they're supposed to be playing.
Sony had 3 announcements I cared about, and one of them (Zero Dawn) I have my serious doubts about.
Nintendo while they had probably the best single game there, was still basically a no show.
>>341749541
Maybe I'm just a desperate loser but what the fuck, all the treehouse girls are approachably cute.
>>341774457
Killer body
>>341774457
i dont know why
last year sam looked better
this time she looked a little tired/beatup
maybe she was menstruating, or pregnant
>>341773332
this picture was taken yesterday, thats all i can tell you
check audrey drake's twitter
>>341769273
When Terry Crews showed up, that was the peek of my excitement during the whole conference.
>>341762582
where's the rest of this?
>>341774571
That face though... what an incredibly unflattering angle for that pic
>>341771007
YOU WANT IT UP YOUR BUTT?
>>341773973
I like the girl on the right. She looks so average, like she'd really be down to Earth. I guess I just always assume average looking girls will be nicer. Plus she has a nice round face. The girl on the left looks okay but her hair looks dyed and she has a more slender, longer face.
>>341774632
>>341774670
but muh dick
>>341774475
Because all of those games have been previously announced and look shit.
Microsoft might as well just leave the industry now, no one is interested in buying new consoles from them with no games.
>>341774729
DONT LOOK
None, but the new Zelda was the best game.
I want to marry Sam!
>>341770021
The face of evil.
>>341774457
She should rename herself "Shine"
>>341774824
Better tuck that buttcrack back into your shirt before you get sent through NoA's purification center
>>341750559
They were celebrating the first anual LGBT BBQ
>>341749030
soudane
Ubisoft: Best Presentation
Sony: Best Games (that those retards chose not to show at their conference, like Nioh and Nier and Gravity Rush 2)
Nintendo: Best Waifu
>>341749541
>all sitting with their legs crossed
>>341775231
I want to tame those Breasts of the Wild
>>341775231
>three weeb games
Of course they didn't show those. They've inherited the frontrunner spot from the 360. They have to cater to the Madden/CoD gamerbros as best they can now to keep that spot.
>>341775231
>whore
>best waifu
>>341748402
Sony of course, no competition.
Horizon Zero Dawn:
Third person open world action game with a deep combat system that isn't just "run around and shoot/hack" like zelda and the witcher.
Interesting aesthetic prehistoric meets futuristic.
Mission designers from TW3 and New Vegas.
Looks absolutely amazing, and has a lot of promise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvI5AHu5Xao [Embed]
Nier Automata: The continuation of an amazing series filled with fun dialogue, characters and story. Literally the most interesting and creative gameplay from this 2016 line up, actually well design and fun boss design.
That Bullet hell,That OST, that gameplay, that aesthetic. confirmed 60fps and it looks amazing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARHVKZ5K1b0 [Embed]
Persona 5: There isn't a soul on this board that doesn't know persona, always fun, great characters, so much fucking style, classic unique take of turn based combat, c'mon. you know what it is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqcl-GRkVVU [Embed]
Gravity Rush 2: Really fun and creative gameplay mechanics, fun characters, yeah it's pretty easy but their aren't too many games out there with such a unique concept that aren't indie games that look this good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAXNQveHsG0 [Embed]
SpidermanPS4: Looks like tons of fun, finally a spiderman game that wasn't made for a move, the web swinging is said to have actual weight to it, looks promising.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3R2uvJqWeVg [Embed]
The Last Guardian: It's been a long time coming, obvious graphic downgrade, but where here for the puzzles and cute monster friend. Guaranteed to make even the heartless scum on this board shed a tear. Back at it again with unique gameplay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXLZvsSmBIs [Embed]
>>341775360
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>>341775642
>mfw you can literally go back and watch Nintendo's E3 stream on Twitch, complete with a live backlog of the messages which were posted in chat at the time.
>>341775517
This gif defies goes beyond faggotry and you should be ashamed for posting it.
>>341775624
You're such a fuck up.
>>341775624
Is that some Sonygger copypasta
>>341775418
She needs fatter thighs.
>>341775418
>skinny legs and fake tits
>>341770082
>thousand problems
List them please.
Oh you don't want to? Then fuck off. Stop ruining our fun.
>>341775624
Yes, Anon. I too am looking forward to all the great PlayStation 4™ games, including Gravity Rush 2™ and Last Guardian™!
Who won?
>>341775624
Almost all of Sony's shit looks meh and is coming out next year.
>>341775793
Stay mad anon.
no wonder you fags keep complaining about censorship; youre all tit men. superior ass man coming through i hope you all get tankled.
>Who won E3?
Taleworlds Entertainment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iObwq1WaxQ8
>>341775927
Hiroshimooooooot!
>>341775927
MOOT
>>341776123
All of sonys shit is objectively better than all of xbox shit(especially since you don;t even need an xbox to play them)
And nintendo has 1 game.
>>341748402
WayForward
The new Shantae is the most impressive looking game besides Zelda. The difference is Shantae is coming out in September and Zelda probably won't be out until Holiday 2016.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MowDZo7D4Lw
>>341776082
Come on man. Gravity Rush 2 does look good. Just cuz that other guy was a shill doesn't mean you have to be a shitposter.
>>341776225
RELEASE DATE WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
>>341748402
obviously no Mementendo
>>341749541
L to R
preg
fuck
friend
>>341749030
Best everything: Kojima
/thread
>>341750224
Why people calls us worst again?
>>341774475
>b-b-but, wut abut micosoft :(, why n 1 care?
Cause their line up is shit.
Microsoft
Recore: Looks like an interesting platformer, until you find out the megaman esque gameplay is ruined by tedious color matching.(as explained by developer)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSTqKP5_yLc [Embed]
We Happy Few: Looks like a nice bio shock successor, until you find out it's not as story focused and is a randomly generated survival game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLEOl0gCWOw [Embed]
Gears of War 4: Gears of war 3, with shiner colors and an extra douces of cringy one liners.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk5oGeaeePY [Embed]
Scalebound: A shitty button masher by kamiya, the game looks terribly boring with the braindead combat, through in a bunch of cringe worthy one liners and a hipster fag mc who makes the watch dog 2 protagonist look sane.
OPPAI
>>341775785
>he's right
Holy shit, so much <message deleted> when Audrey appears.
>>341750845
>helped out with that card
>my pic wasn't even included in the end
Fuck you
still hurts
B L A C K E D
>>341750845
Nah, the reason we did that was because it was the first time they did that for us.
>>341776636
But I only mentioned one of those 4 games, and the only complaint you have about it is vague color theory.
