>Dad walks in
>Implying the vast majority of /v/ wasn't raised by a single mother
Awkward for him since Yuna's sideboob is the universal cue to jerk off
>>341726520
>Son, the remastered version looks like shit. I remember playing the PS2 one and Yuna looked so much better.
>>341727470
>I hate you, dad.
>>341726520
> are ya winnin', son?
>>341726520
>why is it when I come in your game is always paused?
>>341726520
>This faggot laughs just like you. Why the fuck don't you have a job yet?
Remember Riku's skin colored wet-suit? My dad walked in on the moment she hugs Tidus and punches him in the stomach. He thought I was looking at porn on my ps2 and confiscated the disc.
>>341726520
For Fuck Sakes Son, I told you to cut the lawn, buy groceries, and help your mother clean and your playing some weird cartoon game thing.
How much money have you wasted on this crap?
>>341729792
Fuck you Brian, you're not my real dad.
You don't get to tell me what to do.
>>341726520
>Hey, son, I bought those cigarettes. Did I miss anything?
>>341729910
Have you at least finished your homework and applied for a decent college or am I going to have to break a bitch
>wife's son walks in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F4gG7rXw1s
>>341731074
Your a misogynistic monster
>Dad walks in
>>341730225
Shut up fatface or I'm telling mom you're sexually abusing me.
>Mom materializes in
>>341731404
The nice thing about VR is you can turn off the TV or monitor and they don't know what you are looking at. As long as you don't pull your dick out, you are safe
>>341731650
I want you to know son, that you let it escalate to this level.
>>341731706
>Hey son, why are you bending over like that?
>And why do you have an erection?
>>341732079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EglOsfErtaE
>>341732370
are those videos fake? they seem fake
>>341732079
>>341732370
Brian please, I knew you were a little special but not a full blown retard.
Those games are all over 5 years old.
>dad teleports behind you
>>341732547
>dad died years ago
>he is just a skeleton
>>341732445
I don't know if it's fake or not, here's a montage of some of the things that has happened to the guy. Apparently according to the guy he's dad is a psycho
https://youtu.be/uVMiG6CllbQ
>>341732497
You think I don't know that son, the damage escalates if you don't start to smarten up and help around the house
>>341733080
The only thing that's going to escalate is my dick up your ass.
>>341733217
oh please that little thing is useless to fuck anyone with, your girlfriend even asked me to fuck her after you were done with her multiple times and said it was the size of a babies
>>341733709
>girlfriend
That's pretty low, even for you brian.
And I know all about your bedroom activities and how mom's been visiting Tyrone lately as a substitute for your inadequacy.
>Dad walks in
>>341734103
>Tyrone
Tyrone is good people son, what your mother and me do with him is under mutual agreement. Your mother just happens to like a good double penetration scenario.
That doesn't change the fact that you don't help around the house or even have a job
>Dad walks out
>Dad walked in
>I didn't skip the opening because I thought it was badass
>Dad acted like it was cool and I believed him until the minute he left the room I realized he was fucking with me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3FQ7JL206g
>>341734653
Dealing with your faggotry is a full-time job, so I'm kinda busy.
>>341732964
Of course it's fake dipshit.
>>341726660
>implying anyone gives a single fuck about this irrelevant tripfag's opinion
>>341734780
He's just going to get cigarettes, don't worry.
>>341734880
I still think thats cool.
Heh, fuck my dad. That guy was a complete wuss. We used to make fun of him constantly. Me, my brother, and my mom. The guy was such a faggot. We would talk shit to him because he was such a wuss that he wouldn't even do anything about it. By the time I was like 13, I was telling that fucker what to do, and he didn't even say anything. I'm telling you, he was beta as fuck. I remember one night, he broke down and started saying he worked real hard to support the family and nobody respected him and he felt like he was being abused, and my mom looked across the dinner table and said "Stop being a faggot!" Me and my brother and my mom died laughing. But dad got up and went to the bathroom. And we heard him crying in there. I remember mom used to cheat on him, because he was a wuss and he wouldn't even do anything about it. She would have men over, women sometimes, and they would be nailing her right in the living room right where he could see, and he was such a wuss that he just sat there and let it happen.
>>341736280
if only i got a dollar for everytime you said the word "wuss"
>dad swooces right in
>It's a dad walks in on a reboot of one of his favorite childhood games episode and sits there for a couple minutes to watch
>>341737057
>be 12
>play doom / quake / ut99 almost everyday
>dad always told me to stop playing those games because they where too violent
>fast forward till I'm 15/16
>playing this part
>dad walks in
>"Anon, where did you left the- What the fuck are you doing?"
>"I don't even like this part! i need to do it to get stuff the get a most powerful weapon!"
>"Oh god you're such a faggot sometimes anon, go play your violent games or something"
GOD DAMNIT DAD
>dads walks in and says something in japanese
>I imply in japanese hes a faggot
>step-mother doesn't know what we're saying we both laugh
>he sits down and we play games casually
>she looks more venomous every day that passes in the coming week
>massive fit and rant about how she's not treated like she's japanese
"But you aren't."
>she goes back to teaching english in osaka
>>341737765
Ni-hao!
ni chung iang yang chang.
>Dad walks out
>>341737765
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>341732445
There is no way he would say aloud "NO HALO NO COD NO SAINTS ROW WHERE ARE MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYMESSSS"
He doesnt grab ANY of the games before his dad mows them over, and his dad is pretty calm during the whole thing.
>>341726660
Then people wouldn't be so gay here.
>>341726520
>Hm, it's interesting how these two people try to make the best out of their rather miserable situation by laughing in the face of the horrible world that they live in. It really is quite a powerful scene and the awkwardness and absurdity of their behaviour and the other characters' reactions to it is quite humourous. A great scene I have to say. Keep going, son.
>>341736280
Cuck fetish?
>dad walks in
>>341741674
>>341732589
>"I have a bone to pick with you"
