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Salutations my "Jive Brothers". It is I, To-... I mean DeTodd. So you think Mr. Howard is racist? Ha! I say, Ha! No. He's a "Real Original Gangster", if you catch my drift. I would say that he's the only game developer supporting the black community. So if anything, we should buy his game to show OUR support to him! Now my fellow "Niggas", go out and be sure to acquire Skyrim: Remastered through LEGAL means. I know we sometimes are a sticky-fingered bunch, eh? With that said, farewell! I'm off to play basketball or whatever our kind does.
>>341680894
Fuck off Todd.
>>341680894
DELETE THIS
>>341680894
That's a pretty shitty Redguard costume, Todd.
>>341680894
You sure do speak fluently for someone with a -10 intelligence modifier.
>>341680894
I wonder if this is just the newest generation in viral marketing?
Making your spokesperson into a literal meme.
I watched Black Dynamite the other day too.
It was okay.
JUST. FUCKING. BUY. IT.
>jive brothers
>>341682785
>>341680894
[Use photo] Wait a minute...
>>341683179
(X) HATE PHOTOS
>>341683179
Wait a minute, that Todd...
>>341682785
Nah, "brutha." I am just looking out for the reputation of my man, "Original T."
>>341683405
Well they appeared around the time you showed up, Todd :^)
>>341682785
It onlyjustworks for Todd because he has the most exploitable face.
>>341682938
Oh shit, me too. I enjoyed it.
>>341683939
What was his name again?
>>341680894
Good looks D, Imma ask my boy Deshawn to just pirate it for me. I gotta save money for when the new Foams drop or when the next NBA 2K comes out
>>341684427
Todd" the god"Howard
I like Todd
>>341680894
>I'm off to play basketball or whatever our kind does.
kek
>>341684613
Todd "12 inch rodd" Howard
>>341684214
CANT YOU FUCKING LISTEN. I SAID BUY NOT PIRATE!
>>341687624
>buy and rate
>puy rate
>pi-rat
>steal
I getcha, Todd, say no more.
>>341680894
I dunno, DeTodd, I think I'd rather just play some more New Vegas
>>341680894
is todd /v/'s bane?
>>341689895
He's a short guy
>>341682547
>int modifier affecting speech checks
>-10 modifier even being possible at all
>>341689895
He's not even nearly as funny.
>>341690336
what is the funniest /v/ meme around?
>>341684079
Todd " No I didn't piss my trousers" Howard
>>341690448
Half a press
>>341690591
What's that?
Requesting the picture of Todd holding a grenade
>>341690789
>>341690898
>>341691023
gracias familia
>>341683179
>believe his lies
kek
Why is Toddposting so entertaining?
>>341690321
Redguards get -10 to intelligence, you retard.
>>341690321
>I expected a shitposter to know what they were talking about
>>341691397
Because it seems like something he would doHe could be in this thread right now
Do you guys ever wonder if Todd knows about our Toddposting or if Todd himself is a Toddposter
Yarrr me mateys, is it to much to ask not to pirate me booty? We worked yaarrful hard on remastering our cult classic flag ship game for you!
>>341690991
Hahahaha, that is so funny.
>>341683557
underrated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7nQ4_1VW9s
>>341691794
Me reason d'etre is to find me booty, me m80.
Please post mad Tod
>>341692236
Which one?
>>341691759
He probably cries himself to sleep knowing the next day he'll have to cut more content from his games and tell more lies to people who say they love him.
Toddposting is just a grim reminder.
>>341692236
This one?
>>341692296
>>341692404
Like the actual upset Tod.
Not screaming, just frown serious Tod
I love Tod
>>341692236
I'M NOT MAD
>>341692236
Or this one?
Can you post some pics from the Fallout 4 launch party, Todd?
>>341692428
This one?
WHY WON'T YOU BUY MY FUCKING GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>341692597
Ahhh yes
Delicious Tod
>>341692583
Where is the image of Todd standing with two other persons and his pants have been soiled.
>>341691759
Todd himself may have started this thread. We may never know.
>>341680894
> yfw
> it's actually Tod who wrote all this goy shills
I kek all the times.
>>341692583
>>341693013
>>341692236
PostSexy HentaiTodd
You know the one.
>>341693159
>>341692236
Is it bad that I love Todd threads?
>>341693383
This is an optical illustion, it is photoshopped, Kojima is standing on a stool with platform shoes and Todd is crouching and meters away from the camera.
>>341692610
B-but T-Todd my country is in a huge political and economical crisis right now, a d-dollar now costs three times what it used to, i can b-barely feed my family, people are dying on the streets, my leg was broken by a corrupt cop because i didn't have any money to bribe him.
>>341693438
I don't even like Fallout or Elder Scrolls and I love Todd threads.
>>341693383
Who photoshoped my developerfu in there.
>>341693751
Sell your body.
>>341693751
If you're alive right now, that means you have money to feed yourself, if you have money to FEED YOURSELF, YOU HAVE MONEY TO PURCHASE FALLOUT 4 AND THE SEASON PASS
>>341694021
>>341694027
He's gone off the deep end
we have to stop him
Why do people think I'm angry? I'm a lovable guy. In fact, if you buy my game I'll give you a smooch. ~<3
>>341692324
>He probably cries himself to sleep knowing the next day he'll have to cut more content from his games and tell more lies to people who say they love him.
I actually believe that. It's as if every time he releases a game, he dies a little inside. Like he's self-aware.
Some anons came to the conclusion when they went through his Steam account last year
>>341694417
I hear you todd.
>>341694364
>>341694417
Oh shit, I'm Todd.
>>341694417
Fuck off Todd.
>>341694656
Suck my dick and buy my game.
>>341694417
He has a steam account?
>>341694364
>>341694531
No, there is no 'Too dd' here.
I do not speak English.
>>341694021
That face is truly hypnotizing...
>>341692236
>>341694795
Yeah. The moment some anons sent messages, the account turned private.
of all the forced memes, Toddposting is the only one i legitimately like
a furious Todd screaming never fails to make me laugh
>>341690448
NEVER EVER - the only gta 5 meme
>>341694998
What was so significant about it?
Regardless the public information about Todd is enough to know he's a really affable guy.
>>341694998
Does anyone have screencaps or the account link?
>>341690321
>He didn't play the original fallouts were low intelligence players actually had altered speech options
>>341691693
No, I reckon that fine man has more important things to do.
You on the other hand, have you saddled up to Fallout 4 yet?
It has one darn-toot-in of a deal on the season-pass!
>>341695076
DELETE THIS
>>341695171
You'd have to dig through the /v/ and /vg/ archives man, the only thing I managed to save was his steam avatar, which you can find on google. Man I'm getting antsy here, don't know if I should post his steam name
>>341695164
He probably wants to stay private.
TELL ME LIES TELL ME SWEET LITTLE LIES
(TELL ME LIES)
(TELL ME TELL ME LIES)
OH NO NO YOU CAN'T DISGUISE
(YOU CAN'T DISGUISE)
(OH YOU CAN'T DISGUISE)
>>341695702
If his profile is private then what does it matter? What are some /v/irgins gonna do, friend him?
JESUS FUCK WHY DO TODD EDITS MAKE ME LAUGH SO FUCKING HARD I FEEL SO AUTISTIC
>>341683405
Doesn't this not work anymore because the manufacturers realized that people were buying helium canisters to do this
>>341697112
IT ISN'T FUCKING FUNNY
STOP MAKING FUN OF PAPA TODD
>>341697392
I pirated Dishonored.
>>341696746
Pretty much yeah. I'll spare him the suffering.
>>341698406
Fag. He deserves it.
>>341698679
I wouldn't wish hell upon anyone, fag.
>>341698679
hell yeah bro fucking this once we find that fucker's Todd steam account we should do a hella epic raid on his ass!! fuck yeah 4Chan an0nym0us whos with me?!?!?
>>341697363
Yes, lots of manufacturers started to sell 80% helium tanks now but you can still find 100% tanks
>>341697112
are you literally me
I feel so fucking stupid laughing at these, they shouldn't be this funny.
>>341695076
Better Version.
>>341700768
Pocket Todd may be a stupid gimmick, but it's the best damn stupid gimmick I've ever seen.
>>341693821
Me neither but this stuff is hilarious
>>341700768
>>341695076
DELETE THESE NOW!
>>341694583
>Both Todd and Napolean are short
Wow, really makes ya think.
>>341694021
i don't know why this got me, but it got me hard
>>341695076
c'mon Todd is short but you dudes take it too far
Just sitting here, playing my Todd games.
Then it sounds to me this years gonna tumble
Indeed so instead we should just get the ~bundle~
Uh, sorry dude, did you just say "Bundle?"
Of course I did ~not~, wait.. yes I ~did~
I'm sounding shill against my will and cannot stop this singing!
And in my ears I swear I hear the sales it is bringing!
These silly games are very lame and devs are going to pay!
We have no choice so where's the voice that has us in its sway?
Who is doing this to us? and on this we must concur.
That honestly, respectable, trustworthy, independable
And totally defendable!
That lofty, handsome man is..
Your friend Todd Howard!
Put down your games my friends! Your Minecraft, Doom and ToR
Your resistance to my charm now ends, when I sell you Fallout 4!
Good games, or bad games, it doesn't really matter.
You're all just slaves, to my hypnotic blather.
As I convince you of your purchase, you know you'll have no choice.
But to buy all of it's add-ons, when you hear this booming voice!
Oh! I'm your friend Todd howard! And They all know my name!
(He's our friend Todd Howard! And we all bought his game!)
And so for me it's quite easy 'to somehow sell more than Destiny!
Yes I'm your friend Todd howard! And I'm here to sell Fallout 4!
Todd: +10 Charisma: You see, I too have plans for the industry.
And now that I've established who's in charge. Get to work!
Gamers used to pick on me because the times were dire
But something very strange occured and Skyrim sold like fire!
The sum of funds around me quickly fell into my lap
And it was then with wicked glee I milked out every sap!
I'm your friend Todd howard!
Oh! I'm your friend Todd howard! They all know my name!
(He's our friend Todd Howard! And we all bought his game!)
I'm your friend Todd howard, Pre-order it now!
(He's our friend Todd Howard, and we must milk this cash Cow!)
Extra voices as DLC, Brilliant!
>>341706746
/v/: This blatant shilling is over Todd!
4chan, I'm sorry, but my works not quite done yet!
You better stand in line you see, Because your bills belong to me
And now at last I have this day ...To tell the world its been delayed!
And now that the game's been delayed, your usefulness has passed,
A distraction is what I need, so pre-order that last-
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I'm your friend Todd Howard! I cannot help but grin.
(He's our friend Todd Howard! Next E3 he will win!)
I'm your friend Todd howard! I've sold my game now I must soar!
I'm your friend Todd howard! And I'm here to-
sell Fallout-
Fooooooooooooooooooooooooour!
>>341706746
fucking god tier post, i can hear the musical meisters song in my head
>this fucking cancerous thread is still here
>didn't get a janitor acceptance email
>>341706919
>doing it for free
kys my man
>>341706903sadly I could never get a singer for the /v/ musical to do it. it went black for two years
>>341700768
That is WAY too fucking hilarious. The smaller you people make him, I just fucking die. Like, I wonder if he sees these
>>341707417
I used to sing, but i probably wont do it
What do you do when you can't even conjure enough attention span for Fallout 4
>>341708661
you force yourself through it so the more tedious parts of life don't bother you.
>>341690591
Not even close.
>>341690448
gachi
Here is Todd during his youth.
[Intelligence] So you work for Bethesda and try to sell us Fallout 4?
>>341691794
Your eye patch is supposed to go the other way Todd...
>>341708661
fallout 4 is absurdly boring so there's nothing to you can really do
Look at D.Todd! You keep calling him a nigger, but anyone can tell he's clearly a civilized black man!
>>341710317
that's a rare todd
>>341710317
>Filename
>>341710527
>>341690321
>has never played a physical pen & paper RPG in his life
Well, I guess it does require friends after all...
>>341680894
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hANK0WgSa8
Thank You Todd
>>341692236
I'M NOT FUCKING MAD
>>341706919
Good.
I cannot wait to purchase the new Elder Scrolls® V Skyrim™ remaster on October the 28th!
I wont buy your game.
>>341711273
As am I, ol' boy. As am I!
>>341711005
>>341711114
>>341711220
Fuck is this?
>>341711273
Piratebay still gives it out for free.
>>341711406
DELETE THIS
>>341712012
Hello?
