Inappropriate things found in kid's games
have you seen the stuff that goes on in GTA?
>>341663873
>>341663632
Someone post the death compilation from that old kids' game about fighting shadows and darkness. That shit was gruesome.
>>341664498
Heart of Darkness nigga
>>341663873
>GTA
>Rated E for everyone
>>341664807
Always forget the name...
I never understood why they would give a flower big tits in a game for children.
>>341667347
>>341669353
Mario's choking animation was brutal. He starts convulsing or something.
>>341669353
>>341667347
>Woo, ho, ho
>>341663632
???
>>341667692
>CBFD
>game for children
Idiot.
>>341671221
kids can't see a character drowning?
>>341663873
The OP says kids games you faggot
>>341667692
Conker was not for kids
>>341664894
>>341671762
Don't you see? He's implying that only kids play GTA
>>341671805
>>341671676
i played it as a kid and it wasnt that bad imo
>>341671946
It's like South Park humor at the time, neither were that bad yeh
>>341671750
they can but for a mario game it's a bit out of the ordinary, wouldn't you agree?
>>341671750
There's a different animation when he chokes from the poison gas is the maze level.
>hurr gaffer rownd lahds, Ah maed a penish
Why are brits so obsessed with dicks?
Did anyone here actually play a children's game when they were a children?
>>341672570
British humor will always be more sophisticated than burger humor
>>341672570
Nostalgia for something they don't have anymore
>>341669353
>In the outside section of shifting sand land
>Fall into a quicksand pit
>mfw as a kid when immediately being engulfed by and suffocating in sand
A new fear was formed
>>341669353
>I know now why you cry, Luigi
>>341664498
>>341664807
I gotchu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYyZfME5XYY
>>341672706
I played DOS ABC's when I was like 3 years old. And later on lemmings.
>tfw I remember the beep noise the ABC game would play
>tfw I really liked it
>tfw my favorite letter was B for banana
>They'd have some banana slowly come out of the skin and smile while playing some chip tune
>>341671946
And that has nothing to do with the fact that it's not made for kids
>>341669353
Post the gas one.
>>341674912
I want to see this shit. Would you be able to find the specific game?
Also lemmings is full of nightmare fuel
>>341672706
I did for the most part. The highest rating game I owned until I was 17 was T. Games that were rated M just happened to never appeal to me.
Lemmings in general.
>>341674908
Fuck... If only it was a female protagonist
>>341672706
Fuck yeah I did
>>341674908
The nigger that made this also made Another World, gruesome 2D deaths are pretty much his specialty.
>>341663632
Holy shit, I used to think this was weird when I was younger but never actually caught on as to what it was.
>>341675023
haha
>>341671946
Anon, the game was very literally rated "M".
You may have played it AS a kid, but the game was NOT meant to be played by kids, and kids were not it's target audience.
>>341669353
I keep imagining him giving a thumbs up like the ending of Terminator 2.
>>341675079
I can't for some reason. You're not missing out on anything though, it was literally just chip tunes and simple line drawings of objects and a letters, no color.
>>341671762
he implied only kids play GTA you fucking redditor
>>341671762
>implying games are meant for anyone but children.
>>341672706
Reader Rabbit games when I was really young. Pic related was my first vidya waifuRouge was the next one
>>341664223
POSTERIOR CHAIN
>>341675974
I really love unintentionally creepy old computer shit though
>>341663632
The entirety of Heart of Darkness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYyZfME5XYY
>>341669353
I literally freak out when the same thing happens inMinecraftwhen sand falls on you
>>341667692
Doesn't have enough porn
>>341672706
Yep came from a household of 1940s-1970s christians
Called me part of a cult for liking heavy metal music when they were abusing me all my life
Put games like pokemon the sims and duck hunt because it had a gun in a fire and would burn it
It was disney and nintendo for me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4xQwNJfjks
>>341672706
I had a bunch of kid PC games growing up
>>341676410
>Make a succubus summoning contract
>Parents find it
>They now think I'm a satanist summoning demons now
>>341671572
its a penis shooting out drops of sperm
>>341676648
>pouring water instead of oil
>>341676768
Succubus aren't real, silly anon.
>>341672706
Only Pajama Sam when I was using a school computer.
this fucking monstrocity
>>341676975
The succubus I summoned would beg to differ senpai.
myamoto: i think we should put a realistic choking animation for the poison gas that mario can suffocate from. I rike that idea
>>341676859
>acid
>>341677106
You a lying ass nigga.
>>341672753
>Brits think dick jokes are sophisticated
>>341669353
someone post Link drowning/burning to death in lava in Twilight Princess
>>341677158
Looks like water to me.
>>341677126
It's just like real life where your pupils turn into X's when you die. that's how coroners know when to pronounce time of death.
>>341663632
>>341677158
>>341676859
>>341677312
It was slime in the game
Sir Shield in Hand was the knight needed to get around that obstacle
>>341677126
i THINK you think kids are stupid and they cannot figure stuff out
1:08
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qW5w5vLvjx4
>>341672706
yee
>>341672706
I remember playing a teletubbies computer game and some educational one where some anthropomorphic animals went to a camp and I think either Letters, words or there instruments were missing or stolen.
>>341675326
muh nigga, the time traveling one was the shit too
>>341672706
Yes, that one with the animal protagonist with glasses. I think the image of the dog forfree that is used for mocking mods is from the same franchise. I can't really remember the name.
>Oomenacka
>>341675347
Huh? I thought he never came back to gamedev after Another World and Flashback.
>>341672706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1_KazI3O1A
Classmates and I used to have races all the time
>>341672706
I had this Tonka game I used to play everyday. I can't remember what anything about it besides creating a road by using TNT and asphlat and a steamroller in some desert area, and building a city with some playground.
>>341676583
What the fuck is Midna doing during Link dead animation?
>>341677396
>>341677396
>>341678198
>>341672706
Fucking reading / math blaster, carmen san diego stuff, and other crap. First M rated game I played was God of War at 15.
>>341678120
Shaking her head
really shocked me this was in a kids game but i guess in england its a term of endearment
>>341667692
Those were tits?
>>341678403
She better be clean.
>>341672706
Yeah fampaiThe green goblin-thingy spooked the shit outta me
>>341672706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3mPZ0rv6Wk
>>341663632
ahh to be young and oblivious again
>>341677214
If it makes you feel better, pretty much nothing happened. People who claim you can have "sex" with them are just pulling shit out of their ass. You exchange energy but you can't shove your dick into them.
>>341676648
i still have the castle that this game was based on
no based Sir Shield in Hand though
>>341678817
cunt is a super gendered insult and this triggered me badly
>>341680030
Wait, exchanging energy? Are you a wizard now?
>>341680123
I see.
Thanks, cunt!
>>341678817
cunt is what you call your little baby girl out of love in australia. cunt is what you call someone over the internet and get arrested for and fined in england
>>341680176
He exchanges energy. Not mana.
Lying fucker probably has no mana anyways.
>>341678817
You lying nigger, made me look this shit up for nothing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gf_80FPInpw
>>341681209
>>341677817
FlashBack wasn't his, neither was the Sega CD sequel to Another World Heart of the Alien, which has ridiculously brutal death scenes.
But he did make Hearts of Darkness
>>341677126
I've never seen this. Mario 64 is the game that keeps on giving.
>>341680030
So what did you get in return /x/fag?
>>341677396
Came here to post this.This was arousing to me before I even understood why.
>>341677508
>toad's fucking face
>>341667692
>play this when i was young boy
>get to this scene
>completely didnt understand what was going on
>never understood why the flower wouldnt let me jump off her tits
Im sure its fine for kids.
Every single death in this E rated game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYyZfME5XYY
>>341683268
not sure what's scarier the death scenes of the cgi
>>341676051
hahaha ebin joke my redditfriend xD
+1
>>341683268
Bit late nigga
>>341674908
>>341675308
Please sir, may I have the source?
>>341682681
how bout now
>>341682935
she did let you bounce on her tits tho
>>341683764
He already called you the redditor, you can't call him a redditor back, you need to be more original. You have to respond with one of,
>newfag
>summer
>/b/
>/pol/
>autist
>tumblr
Or any number of other insults, hope you have a nice day. :)
>>341684202
almost
>>341672706
>>341676752
mah nigga
Pokemon communities must have like 5000000 porn of Blue, Kris, Dawn, everyone
And the game is for kids
>>341684241
Tell me I'm not the only one who loved Cluefinders.
Fuck yeah, cryptiles.
>>341686415
I did the one with the island with the rocks that ate coded messages or something
I remember having to do math to cross a lava pit and something about TUUUUUBES
>>341676183
Fuck, now I think I understand why I ended up being a furfag.