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Look at this hunter
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>>341663775
>Puffy Vulva!
Every time
>>341663430
What are her stats?
MARIA IS SMELLY
You're making /v/ shit. Stop it.
Time to wake up..
>>341663430
soPUFFY
>>341663430
Maria is mediocre
Slut
Her sister is better
>>341663775
>I heard she watches Kill La Kill...
There is legitimately nothing wrong with watching and enjoying Kill La Kill.
>>341664316
Maria
is
!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>341664456
lol
>le bully Maria meme
where did this dumb shit come from, again?
I heard she likes Kill La Kill
Lady Maria of the astral clock tower is objectively the best video game character ever created and you can't say or think otherwise because if you did you'd be wrong.
>>341664818
Hello Maria
>>341664910
I am NOT Lady maria of the astral clock tower
I am a mere hunter. Reminder to bullies:
A W A Y
W
A
Y
>>341663430
Is that girl from bloodborne? I haven't seen her yet
>>341664630
Her getting staggered by everything and falling over on her big butt from tentacles
>>341664818
>she fucked German
Wouldnt touch that shit with a 10 feet pole
>>341664818
She definitely has one of the coolest names for a boss I've ever seen
>>341664456
>he watches Kill La Kill
look at this lady
she's so tiny
how is she gonna fight off bullies if she's so tiny??
>>341664394
This, she's loyal to his husband/king by refusing your proposal, I couldn't said that about Pizza Girl!
>>341665064
are you sure, anon?
>>341665021
Are you serious?
>>341664178
puffy?
>>341665173
>we will NEVER EVER have Annalise be an optional boss
JUST
FUCK
MY
SHIT
UP
MIYAZAKI
>>341665064
That's not even how you spell his name dumbass. You're the last person Maria would would want to fuck
>>341665017
she's in the dlc area
Why dont they call a Female Hunter a Huntress?
>>341665259
Yes
>>341665259
yes
her big cushy diaperbutt
>>341665173
Say that... one more time....
Real talk
Do you think they fucked?
>>341665464
Do you think that water drips down, even deep below, at the bottom of the Sea?
>>341665387
stop
>>341665372
That's hilarious >>341665387
What the fuck are you saying
>>341665215
This dude's art is so fucking bad.
>>341665387
Disrespecting Lady Maria of the astral clocktower I see......
>>341665342
Sorry, Imgermanso tend to call him that way
>>341665215
Holy shit
>>341665354
"Hunter" is technically gender neutral. You're thinking of Huntsman vs Huntress
>>341665626
I'm not.
I'm praising her diaperbutt, it's very soft.
>>341665690
Seriously, wtf are you saying?
>>341665354
Female actors don't like to be called actresses apparently. Maybe it's like that
>>341665763
A corpse has no bowel control, she needs padding to avoid ruining the furniture.
>>341665690
BEGONE.
NOW.
DON'T TOUCH LADY MARIA OF THE ASTRAL CLOCKTOWER YOU FILTHY DEGENERATE
>>341665831
Sounds disgusting, you degenerate
>>341664394
>>341665173
Is she really her sister? I've heard this before
>>341665914
>mom in the mirror
>>341665831
a corpse doesnt need to eat either
the only thing she's leaking is cum
>>341665831
I thought the joke is because of how her butt looks, like if she's wearing diapers
>>341665941
no, just a distant relative
>>341665941
Maria is a "distant relative" to the Queen, so no
>>341665997
Fuckin' kek
>>341666114
>>341666104
Well if it isn't another pack of bullies... Looks like the hunt is on tonight........ Good thing I brought my bloodfire sharpdark katana......
>>341666104
She's still gonna need diapers then
>>341666104
Sounds hot
>>341666240
I'm only going to say this once.
Don't you dare step near Lady Maria of the astral clocktower.
>>341666114
there's also that. Fromsoft don't like modeling buttcracks apparently
>>341666104
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Byrgenwerth college, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the fishing hamlet, and I have over 300 confirmed insight. I am trained in vampire magic and I’m the top Sudoku player in the entire Vileblood family. You are nothing to me but just another beast. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this nightmare, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me while I'm sleeping? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the healing church and your blood echoes are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, by Kos. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just by teleporting behind you. Not only am I extensively trained in impersonal combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Gehrman's hunters and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the waking world, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have gained some fucking insight. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you beastly idiot. I will shit blood all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, hunter.
>>341666226
Bring it on!!
>>341665215
Except that's not what he wears at all. The first hunter outfit IS his hunters outfit from when he started hunting in the first place. For some reason they gave him Hunter A outfit and his old man hat.
any writefags wanna try writing a nice Maria diaper fapfic?
what's the lore behind that badass hunter girl that kicks your ass in Byrgenwerth?
>>341666351
>From soft doesn't like modeling buttcrack
Tell that to Dark Souls 3
>>341666351
i dont know man
>>341666407
>impersonal combat
pshh!
>>341666682
Try rear but hole!!!
>>341666495
Disrespecting Lady Maria of the astral clocktower........ Daring to step near her and wanting to breathe the SAME air as her with your filthy degenerate mouth....
*activates bloodfire darksharp katana chikage rakuyo rasengan*
*slashes your stupid ass in seconds*
Well...... A tad disappointing... A bullie's meat is still so soft.....
dumb animeNEETs
>>341666903
>>341666656
>>341666682
DS3babbies pls go
>>341666843
Oh noo!!! You killed me!!!!! ):
>>341663430
Wake up you dumb bitch
>>341666990
You got that completely backwards you idiot
>>341667021
>Ornifex
>3
D'YA EVER JUST FUCK YOUR OWN SHIT UP
>>341666843
Still typing.
WAKE UP LADY MARIA, YOU WET THE BED AGAIN!
IT'S ALREADY THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK!
>>341667103
You dare disrespect Lady Maria of the astral clocktower and you pay the price... That's the way it is, kid....
*disappears into the night*
>>341666990
/r/ing the one with the tiddies out.
There's a bra so it's a-okay.
>>341667294
Jk I'm alive faggot :)
>>341667303
Is that Kenichi Smith?
>>341663430
She looks so happy
>>341667294
>skeletor painting
shhh /jp/dog is sleep
>>341667407
If you're making a joke I don't get the reference.
It's Igarashi
>>341667601
Who
>>341667445
As my lady should be...... Safe from all bullying...
>>341667709
Loser
>>341667303
http://imgur.com/a/GKn86
>>341667157
Doll is built for being bullied
*staggers you*
>>341667902
No, she's built for being pampered.
>>341667805
Did I upset you? Good thing I don't give a shit!
what the fuck is happening in this thread?
>>341668114
intense memery!
>>341665128
watched*
>>341668114
Maybe if you weren't so ignorant you would know...... The hunt is on tonight. We hunt mariabullies...........
>>341668476
Fight me!!
Has anyone even beat Maria barehanded?
>>341668620
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykxrRAfcNfs
>>341668114
>>341668239
intense gyates
>>341668595
You're not even worth fighting scrub... Go join the mob at Yharnam before I slice your throat......
>>341667902
>Doll expects the worst, but knows it's her duty to keep the hunter appeased
You bowed and treated her with respect, right? You don't want to disappoint her.
>>341669049
Neat
Bloodtinge or arcane?
Maria hates wheels!
>>341668902
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykxrRAfcNfs
how come she's such a pushover?
She's getting punched to death by a waifish girl.
>>341669465
Good thing I used tentacles
>>341669461
arc, BLT is boring as fuck
>>341665332
>fighting an optional boss who is literally immortal
Alfred straight up just rolled into the throne room and beat her to death with a wheel
She's not exactly physically powerful
But she can't ever be killed, even Logarius knew fighting her was pointless because some dickhead would just take her flesh and revive her
>>341669049
Loser
>>341669664
>some dickhead would just take her flesh and revive her
1. mulch Annalise with the WHEEL
2. collect mulch'd bits
3. put said bits in a blender
4. pulse blender on high to eliminate chunks
5. run continuously on high for 2-3 minutes, to make smooth
6. pour Annalise smoothie into several mason jars
7. bury these jars in a 50 ft hole
8. fill hole
TRY STIRRING UP TROUBLE IN THIS SORRY STATE
>>341668280
>he watched Kill La Kill
>>341669461
>A bunch of dexfag edgy blood katana garbage or kick ass cosmic powers from the most mysterious parts of another starlit dimension
I dunno, man. This doesn't seem like too hard of a choice.
>>341669656
You take that back about bacon lettuce and tomatoes RIGHT NOW
dol is smol
post smol dol
>>341669461
50/15 for OHB and BR
>>341670190
blts are only tolerable in the presence of mayo and avocado
Why is Maria's fight so romantic? She grabs your hand and lets it go slowly, wants to duel you honorably one on one, and embraces you after stabbing you. Summoning others just ruins the intimate mood.
>walk up to Maria
>"ohhhh a cute girl, I like this one"
>fuckin grabs me
>stands up
>she's practically a fucking foot taller than my character
>knocks my head off with blood attacks that reach across the arenaMy dick has NEVER been more diamonds
>>341670036
You didn't? Nerd.
>>341670634
Ever had one of those buffalo chicken BLTs? Those are amazing
>>341670640
You're turning me on
>>341671127
>buffalo chicken sandwiches
>ever
ew
>>341670719
why is /v/ so secretly submissive?
>>341671567
It doesn't seem like much of a secret if he's actively telling us about it.
>>341671567
>secretly
Memes aside, I just like tall girls with some feist in emwho are actually far more shy and awkward but try not to show itI'm also in love with a lesbian
>>341671962
PIZZA GIRL!
Any of you try out the Bloodborne card game/board game? Whatever the fuck it is.
Might buy it if it's fun
>>341671962
>I am also in love with a lesbian
Oh man do I know how that fucking feels
>>341670719
Though her fight was easy esp. if you abuse parries, doesn't change the fact that fight was damn memorable esp. when her attacks added blood fire to all of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPsXA8YsRnY
>that one move where she goes to the air to close the distance/divebombs you
so good esp. in the 3rd phase
>>341673714
>the shy, cute, just-slightly-taller-than-you, vidya-loving lesbian you're friends with will never love you back
>>341665173
Why the fuck doesn't her mask drop when she dies, goddamn it. Fuck.
>>341671962
>>341673714
>>341674140
No one cares
>>341674010
I breezed through pretty much the whole game and thought Maria was pretty tough because she took me like, 5-7 tries
Then I got to Orphan, and stayed at Orphan for the next two hours
YEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW
>>341665215
>literally Loki's face shopped onto a character with a filter on top
Nice art
>>341673714
>>341671962
I know your pain.
She considered me as her best friend during high school, and even college. Then shit started going downhill because she learned about hormones, surgeries, she legally changed her name and gender.To this day, it fucking hurts and I wish I could let it go.
>>341674647
LOL cucked by a tranny
Go cry to /r9k/ you homo
>>341671451
C'mon man the crisp wet taste of the lettuce and the strong taste of tomatoes balance out the buffalo's spiciness, you gotta try it out
45 fucking posters
Nothing but retarded posts and a fuckton of samefagging
Mods please take this to >>>/trash/ where it belongs
>this entire thread
Just go to /vg/
