Your rolling around and this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass
What do?
>>341623014
rack him
>>341623014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WaHIPRsH2Q
Hit him with my German 8.8.
>>341623014
RAMIREZ DESTROY THAT TANK
I don't know what game we're talking about, but fuck you i'm using german engineering.
Point and click at it.
>>341623014
Hop into a plane.
>>341623014
I engage my hyper thursters to spin around in just under half a second and charge up my ion canon.
>>341623014
drop a bomb
>>341624578
None of those planes is carrying bombs.
WOLOLO
>>341623014
>What do?
Point out that it doesn't exist
nail him with a molotov cocktail
T-34 midwar production quality was so shit that more often than not there were gaps everywhere in the armor and compartments
>>341624123
You know those stats are fake right?
Germans called everything they hit a confirmed kill even if it wasn't.
But yeah, T-34 were death coffins.
>>341624765
drop a fuel tank
>>341625024
except the source they posted for those stats is from a book by a russian general and historian
>>341625475
At least he admits the T34 is trash, usually you got some slav saying how "is the best tank evah" and "should won the war xaxaxaxa"
>>341623014
Beat the slavshitters ass
>>341623014
Slap him right back. But on the mote of videogames swedish tanks will be comming to wot before the end of the year.
>>341624542
fuck war thunder i don't know how i'm supposed to play that fucking game all my shots ricochet or deals 0 dmg and when enemy fire at my they instagib me. I even bought plenty of "p2w" tanks like t-34-100 and they are even worse than normal ones what the fuck?
>>341626989
I hope my country tanks get in WoT some day, even if is in the german tech tree
>>341627170
You used APCR, didn't you?
>>341624765
You can always ram them.
>>341626512
It wasn't trash though. British, Italian, French and US tanks of the same type weren't better either.
>>341627215
If you live in Italy, Poland, Switzerland or Israel then you may be in luck... eventually. There might be stuff for a yugoslav tank branch too if somebody goes and digs up the details.
>>341626542
GERMAN STEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
>>341627341
i'm using APCBC 223mm pen and they does 0 dmg and while someone shot at me i'm instantly dead fuck that tank
>>341627594
coh1 quotes were great
coh2 ones still good too but it can't beat its predecassor...
>>341627624
Sounds like a learn to play issue desu. The T-34-100 is an absolute rape machine.
I don't have a gf so laugh and continue about my business
>>341623014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVnqgNt6G5M
Krupp Steel and Porsche engines, who can stop us?
Lose an army group.
>ruskie tanks
>>341628038
pssh
>>341628038
Now replace it with Sherman and a nigger.
>>341626542
Pride of the Fatherland.
>>341627763
cool story bro
Haul the ass outta there, obviously. Then park at YOUR base and steal YOUR gf
>>341628473
forgot pf
>>341627575
I am fromSpainso the best we are getting is premiums in some other tech tree, which i am fine with it because pass a certain point is all clones.
>>341627537
Debatable, the T34 had a lot of problems going for it who are ignored.
'Rack the fucker from a safe distance.
>>341627575
Man, even swedens tanks are cucked
>we don't want our tanks to look aggressive so we removed the turret and made it in the style of something from 70 years ago
>>341628891
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7wtNZWMeVg
Smoke that treeline!
![0_14da37_5904b8f3_XL[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Fdt8KfF.jpg "0_14da37_5904b8f3_XL[1].jpg")
>>341628961
I know you are probably shitposting but the real story is actually pretty interesting.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/4fj5ow/what_factors_led_to_the_design_and_deployment_of/
>>341628837
Hmm well i guess there is some hope of a Verdeja version being added as a premium.
>>341629250
Nice going Hollywood. Experienced tank destroyer crews unable to hit tanks advancing at them in a straight line? At least there's tanks I guess.
>>341629250
Goddamn that scene was dumb.
>>341628961
Don't be a retard
>>341626542
Fuck that giant waste of resources. With how much steel, fuel, and logistics it took for one King to make it to the frontline imagine how many pz. IV you could have?
>>341630180
Trains were a thing you know.
>>341628509
>panzerfaust
>doing anything againsts an IS-2
>>341629768
>Experienced tank destroyer crews
These were the last days of the war, pretty sure those Paks were being manned by kids and old men.
Hell a kid with a panzerfaust took out a Sherman tank.
>>341629786
>>341629768
Now this nigger, fucks their shit up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8vFGQ0uJQc
TIGER ON THE PROOOOOOWL
>>341630594
If it hits the engine cover then the tank is done for
>>341630754
Stug had a nice set of Barrel rings though. I'd say pretty experienced
>>341624542
You are hitting the wrong spots, learn the areas of which your shots can penetrate the armor for each tank you are up against.
It's a big learning game
>people moaning bout doing no damage
Then buy the fucking SU-100Y. Both shots, including the HE, one hit everything. Enjoy your 30 second reloads though (unless you're a whale like me, max out crews for 3 tank crews on each side and ace them, 23 sec pew pew)
>>341630594
A Panzerfaust actually had pretty good penetration and the tank in the OP is a T-34-100.
Completely disintegrate it with my hard to use nazibunker as I fire my railgun.
>>341630754
>>341629250
Why are the commanders of the shermans outside during combat?
>>341630180
When they first invaded Russia, the Germans didn't have anything that could penetrate their armor.
Oh man I bet the battle of Kursk was the more brutal thing ever.
>>341631331
>the Germans didn't have anything that could penetrate their armor.
They did, just not in tanks
>>341623014
Introduce him to the PAK40.
>>341630872
Stugs were SO cash.
>>341631219
Better view?
Hard to see the Germans hiding in the tree line.
>>341631494
>>341623914
>Thumbtack on a stick
>>341631494
Is just a miracleplot armoronly the tiger decided to shoot them.
>>341631459
I love that they used 88's to wrek their shit.
Pak 40s were cash too.
Just too many tanks to kill.
Superior numbers and based Russians soldiers.
>>341631747
The fact that they actually used the worlds last working Tiger in the movie made it so fucking cash.
The movie even had a Greyhound and you never see them in any other WW2 movies.
Also, those Willy Pete rounds were fucking brutal.
I like the movie a lot, it was so visceral and gave you a look at what tank combat was really like from the point of view of the tankers.
>>341625024
those are Soviet numbers, gathered for internal use. Every tank lost by company had to be properly signed off, then papers on combat and non-combat loses would be send higher, so people in command know what they actually have at their disposal.
>>341632124
Fucking Maxims, T-34s and Katyushas.
Russian doctrine said if it shoots, then we're using that shit as artillery.
>All these posts
Meanwhile in War Thunder
>T-34-100 is fast as fuck and one shots most shit it faces
>Su-122p and other TDs that literally one shot everything they hit
>IS-2 that RNG bounces every shell from every single fucking nation and then one shots them
>KV-2s that eat your first round and then obliterate you with a nuclear cannon
>Su-100Y which parks itself across the map and nukes anything that crosses its line of sight
>>341632405
There is a reason russian bias is something both WoT and WT fanbases cry aboutprobably will be in Armored Warfare if the game lives long enough
>>341625024
The British used Shermans and said they were death traps.
I think it's because they would stow extra rounds in the cabin so if a shot penetrated their armor, those shells would make that turret pop the fuck off.
Brits were really slobs with their equipment and talked mad shit to each other.
The American soldiers were like "Jesus, these guys are fuckfaces" when they heard the Brits.
>>341632996
>>341633292
Only if treads touch.
>>341630594
common Panzerfaust 60 could pen 200 mm of armor
Panzerfaust 150 ap. 300 mm. Panzerfaust had limited range though.
Some other hand-held antitank from era
M9 Bazooka - 100 mm
Panzerschreck - 150 mm
M20 Super Bazooka - 280 mm
RPG-2 - 180 mm
>>341632405
>Warthuder was made by Russians
I wonder why all these tanks are so good :^)
>>341632405
None of those vehicles are true bias machines and all of them are piss easy to kill aside maybe from T-34-100.
Su-122p, IS-2, KV-2 and Su-100Y are covered in large flat armor plates that do nothing in terms of protection. Not to mention almost every penetrating hit with the German 88 is a 1hit KO.
If you are looking for a real manifestation of bussian rias:
>any model of T-54
>T-44
>IS-3
>>341628261
to be fair, Americans would obliberate Tiger regiment from air, and only THEN moved in Shermans to mop-up survivors
>>341633676
You need to look at them within the context of the game
>Every single map is small as shit and spans just a few kilometers at the most
>All these tanks will one shot you at that distance
The amount of times I've played an American Heavy or a Kraut Heavy thinking I finally got into a good position only to be one shot across the map by a Su tank destroyer is infuriatingly large
>>341633676
problem is magical bounce factor that should be dropped once normalization was introduced.
>>341627170
>Being shit
>>341627624
Then you sir, are fucking stupid.
Learn weakspots and git gud
>>341634628
Is that the O-I?
>>341627170
>Being bad
>Not being good instead
lrn2play scrub
>>341629250
>MG starts firing before anti-tank
Okey claps.
>>341627170
>Bought the T-34-100
>Can't play well
What the fuck, anon. The T-34-100 kills angled Tiger-IIs. What is wrong with you?
>>341635205
Is the experimental
>>341623014
shoot him in his right gun cheek
tanks?Yes I know the one on the left isn't technically a tank
>>341632405
>T-34-100
Easily pennable by anything it's tier.
>SU-122P
How is this OP? It's literally one of the worst TDs in the game.
>IS2
Pennable by anything anywhere. The non 1944 is just full of weak spots from every angle.
The others are atleast debatable if you get downtiered. All in all, git the fuck good.
>>341623014
u wot m8
ez
>>341636309
>26 pershings
>None of them is Super
Is like they wanted to lose
>>341635995
>The T-34-100 kills angled Tiger-IIs
Yeah, only if the turret mantle - aka the only place you can frontally pen one - is facing at you. Nothing pens the upper slope on level ground, except HEATFS.
>>341636121
That 17pdr looks small is fuck.
>>341636309
>American school
>uses the Firefly
>>341636578
Japs don't know shit about tanks or weapons.
>Upotte insisted the RK95, a AK derivative is a 5.56
>GuP said that StuGs served in Winter War
Tbh I don't even want to watch the movie sober. My finnish autism would make me vibrate through walls.
>>341636227
>Easily pennable
It makes up for it by being fast and having a cannon that murders almost everything it encounters. It invalidates tanks like the Panthers that it penetrates everywhere on the front.
>one of the worst in the game
It has the same negatives as the Panzer IV which are then invalidated by the cannon which destroys everything in one shot, once again
>IS2
>Pennable by anything anywhere
This is a joke, right? An angled IS2 has the potential to be a bigger bounce machine than anything in this game, coupled with some favorable RNG. I once encountered two of them head on. Normal lower glacis weakspot wouldn't work. Shooting the side closest to me wouldn't work. Shooting the turret cheek wouldn't work.
>Git the fuck goodI have, with slav tanks. Literally winning almost every match. I wish you would adopt a trip so I can filter you for being a faggot
>>341636432
I just penned a Tiger II H's angled side halfway across Tunisia with it. With his angle his effective thickness should have been more than my pen. Nope. Right through the fucker.
>>341631219
Because you can barely see anything from the inside using periscopes.
>>341636905
>My finnish autism would make me vibrate through walls.
https://a.pomf.cat/hlnbdb.webm
>>341623014
For a moment thought that was KV-1S
>>341636905
>>Upotte insisted the RK95, a AK derivative is a 5.56
There was a 5.56 version offered for export.
Not sure if anyone bought it but it does exist.
>>341637016
>An angled IS2 has the potential to be a bigger bounce machine than anything in this game
I'll just responding now.
>>341637146
That was retarded
>>341631647
>Dissing a goedendag
ur a faget
>>341637146
I didn't want to be this mad in the evening but here I fucking go.
>>341637736
You're retarded
Slap *unzips dick* THIS!!!
>>341637146
Why so much love for Fins?
I hear is some weebs at the Fin embasy pushing for fins characters in anime, but thats just a rumor right?
>>341637146
I don't know what I just watched. The circling part hit too close, though.
I love how part of the turret just fucks off into orbit in this one.
>>341638121
Japs love their fish.
>>341638121
>but thats just a rumor right?
Yeah, sure.
>>341636309
this show is so fucking retarded. Nothing but a cash crab to Otakus obsessed with war history
Give me a proper WW2 series about tank warfare and I'll cum my pants
>>341638121
No clue, but Finns are love now.
>>341636121
hellcat?
This thread needs more Australian tanks
*crawls towards you*
>>341630180
fuck that just make more stugs
>>341638764
No.
>>341639086
NZ REPRESENT
>>341639214
this show is garbage but I love it.
>>341623014
KABOOM
>>341637146
It's retarded but it's so cool
>>341639312
It had so much fucking potential.
>>341639273
BASED SEMPLE
5 GUNS NIGGA, COUNT 'EM
>>341639479
>I am feeling healed already
Those were good times
>>341630939
>T-34-100
that tank is dogshit
>>341637403
It could be that, except stats don't add up. For example it lists velocity of 7.62 mm variant
Anyone else play the Combat Mission games? I played the Red Thunder demo and was instantly hooked, buying it today.
>>341623014
>teleport behind him with sekrit nazi technology
>use my Panzershcreck to blow up the Ivans
>"psssh, nothin personnel... bolshevik"
>tip Stalhelm
>offer sacrifice to mein Fuhrer
>>341623014
Looks like it's time to use "that".
>>341641257
>teleport behind him with sekrit nazi technology
You mean drive behind him on your Porsche bicycle.
>>341639643
>M3
people thing it's retarded tank, but it's best example of American pragmatism
>need medium tank ASAP
>medium tank needs 75 mm
>but tank undustry is almost non-existent, only light tanks can be made
>in fact no factory can cast turret large enough to house 75 mm
>start building factories
>in meantime make tanks that don't need large turret, by putting 75 mm in hull and slapping light tank turret on top of it
>cease production once M4 could be produced, switch all medium tank production to M4
>use remaining chassises to make self-propeled howitzers M7
>run out of M3 elements
>no problem, because M7 was designed so it can use M4 chassis as well
Call driver a cyka.
>>341642103
People like to shit on the Sherman too because of fucking Belton Cooper.
>hatches for 4/5 crewmembers
>plus 1 escape hatch below
>roomy enough to where a penetrating shot won't kill the entire crew
>internal and external upgrades are easy and won't destroy the tank in the process
>used up until the 70s
>less Shermans destroyed than there were even Panthers built
>>341642103
>>341642639
>project tanks production and logistics
>realise you can't produce enough tank engines
>"but we have very cappable aircraft factories, right?"
>design tank so it can use plane engine
test
>>341628038
Literally never happens. What would happen in Warthunder
>drunk as fuck Russian shoots at the back of your turret from 100 m away
>misses
>you start turning your Tigher turret towards him
>by the time you're half done with your rotation the T-34 pens your turret counterweight and ammoracks you
If by some miraculous chance you actually manage to fire back your shell is just going to disappear to autobounce magic.
>>341644845
Thats because those games are made by russians (or bielorussians in wot case) for russians.
In reality Russian guns were slow firing and had shit penetration for their caliber due to slow velocity shells
>>341633928
The maps are the worst part about WoT and WT.
>watch Girls und Panzer
>get excisted about playing again
>oh man I can't wait to platoon up with my mates and get into tactical battles with coordinated group flanking and proper retreats
>remember the maps are tiny boxes with railgun peekaboo matches
>>341644845
If you cant kill T-34s with a Tiger you should just quit.
There really is no hope for you.
>>341645634
Which is worse, getting killed from across the map, or getting killed by AA?
