Can you get laid, /v/?
https://www.langangen.com/ariane10/dateariane/
please have dolphins
>>341618821
yesdid it with a guide tho
>>341618940
>it's never dolphins
>Kiss her
>kiss while dancing
>"lets go to the bedroom"
> nope, the end
What a whore
>>341618821
>Go out to dinner
>Eat dinner
>Game over, faggot
What the fuck is this bullshit?
I'm too drunk to go on tonight. THE END
This shit is literally impossible.
>hug
>poem > Xanadu
>music > Rock
>out for dinner
Never seen this before.
>>341620968
yeah, its almost like the real thing, actually better because you can just close it when she nags about everything.
>>341618821
Got the endings before. Does this person make any more of these "games?"
>>341618821
I've completed all of these games.
alright, which one of you autists made this
>>341621267
Yeah, there's another one set in an MMO or something.
Has it been updated?
>>341621267
There's a TON of them. I'm talking 25+
>>341621453
Oh yeah. That was pretty shit
Played it when it had the older art, got the ending where the lesbian gets struck by lightning
>>341621267
"theres something in the air", has some more girls but has less choices and freedom, its pretty bad
>>341621145
give waitress 20
compliment > too good for this resturant
eat
Talk
art deco > van gogh > bouguereau
downtown > lingerie
GUYS WHAT SHOULD I DO
>>341618821
I FINALLY FOUND A USE FOR THAT FUCKING ART HISTORY CLASS I TOOK.
>>341621871
Braless
VDateGames is betterLisette is my waifu
>swimming after dinner
>>341621267
go to website playforceone they have a lot games like this
>>341618821
>Read a poem
>Turn on some music
>Drink a little wine
>I need to go use the restroom (gonna prime my dick up)
>"You just got here." "You need to leave."
Man fuck this bitch
>>341622283
Are you some retard that believes in that cramping myth?
>>341618821
>>341622283
What's wrong with swimming after dinner?
Fuck what underwear is she comfortable with buying?
>over 18
>Congratulations! I'm impressed! Let's spend the evening together!
>take 2 bites of my steak
>she says I'm pigging out and not even talking to her
>date over
>>341618821
Fucking hell! This game is rigged!
>>341622502
Tongue pussy?
>>341622616
Depends on what she says she wants. You gotta listen to her.
This is way to close to how real dates go for me
>>341622714
>do all activities in the house, go out, succeed in shopping and trivia, go to the amusement park and then the bitch gets her stomache upset and ends the date
ffs my dude probably paid for all of it.
>be nice
>0/10 date, creepy fucker kill yourself
>Be a dick
>11/10 date, Become Chad and have threesome with friend
>order pizza
>kiss her
>"ew your breath stinks, must have been that garlic bread we ordered"
>didn't order garlic bread
nice lack of information...
RL girls aren't nearly this finnicky
Drank, ate, we went into the pool naked and had a shower together and I can't stay the night wtf?! My blue balls
help
>>341618821
if you go to the bar you get cucked
shit, I thought it was a trap
>>341623284
Ramfuck
>>341623284
Not Rembrandt, maybe Raph?
>>341623376
I got it. It was Rembrandt
>>341623157
madman
a
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m
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>need to use bathroom
>get kicked out
fucking roasties
/v/ there's a little bit of hair on your sleeve. You get a 1/10 from me GAME OVER
>>341623284
BOB ROSS
>>341618821
It's like you guys can't even channel the logic of the autist that made this. I want normies off my board.
HOW IS THIS NOT RIGGED THERE IS NO WAY
Oh fuck, this again
Story time since you all subscribed to my blog
You guys remember that flash game where you tried to fuck Zone Tan and it was retardedly difficult?
I showed that to my girlfriend and she fucked her on the third try
Then, a while ago when this game was making the rounds again, I showed it to her, and she fucked Ariane like 3 times after a couple of failed runs
Why does my girlfriend cuck me out of virtual pussy
So easy, just like real life. Just don't be a sperg.
>>341623652
enlighten us with your wisdom.
>Don't eat anything the date ends
>Eat something the date ends
WHAT DO?
6/10, got a goodnight kiss
winner for first date I guess
This guy comes to the dance floor and steals your date.
What do?
did I win?
HELP, I GOT INTO BED WITH HER FRIEND BUT WE DON'T GET TO FUG. WHAT DID I DO WRONG
>>341623717
No one knows pussy more than someone who has a pussy. You need to get in touch with your feminine side, or, you know, touch your girlfriend and ask her shit.
Step up senpai.
>>341623997
>implying these games are actual simulations of how women work
>>341623853
Get out of the club
>>341623953
>roastie
>Ariane is the creator
>The creator made a sex dating sim where strangers try to fuck her
>>341623717
>>341623997
pussy knows what pussy needs.
ASK HER.
Anyone know how to do a threesome with her friend?
>>341624104
/r9k/ go away
...help
>>341618821
fug :DDDDDD
>>341623871
>we should do undefined next
god damn slut, you think that can distract me
>>341624204
You can't.
For anyone who doesn't know you can cheat using the konami code.
>>341623871
SHE WANTS TO HARVEST YOUR ORGANS
SHE'S AN EVIL ALIEN
RUN
>>341618821
got a 4/10
failed to acquire pussy
>>341624424
LET IT RAIN
>>341624467
Ok it detected the code, the fuck can it do?
>>341624246
B one
OH COME ON
>>341624930
>get this
>sorry, go sleep on the couch
is this bitch serious
Is it such a hassle in real life as well?
>trying to abuse the old bug by going back to the previous page when she passes out or the date ends
>game starts to bug out
>i'm in the hottub with her and then suddenly we're in the kitchen, fully clothed, eating dessert, and when I click away we're back in the kitchen getting ready to cook the steaks and then I get a game over in the middle of dinner and I click some more and suddenly she's on the toilet and I just walked in on her taking a shit
I played this at work all day once last year. I was surprised no one noticed my 8 hour long boner.
>>341625036
No, this bitch doesn't act logically at all
>>341618821
the fuck is this shit, getting laid in real life is easier
>>341625153
Yeah, no one noticed it.
>>341625036
Maybe if you're dating a literal autist
>>341624867
It's set all the flags or something.
Basically she's good to go right from the start.
How do I do the threeway?
>>341625036
I can't really imagine a date being this awkward, but I've never been on one.
>>341625395
not possible. Best you can do is get them home and naked
>>341624106
>.jpg
>not posting the .gif
>>341625036
No, being a pushy asshole works IRL
>nobody ITT has gotten her to the strip joint
>let alone public masturbation
You really are /v/irgins.
https://www.langangen.com/ariane10/dateariane/d.htm?41406ef
>The date may have ended badly, but she still likes me.
wat
>>341625734
>I've successfully been with a girl created by an autistic male
>>341618821
I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THIS GAME LAST NIGHT
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
>>341625845
Actually the creator of the game is the girl it's modeled on
>>341625934
Well I think the autistic part still stands.
>>341625934
>created by a woman
>game makes no sense
well that explains it
>>341625934
>Actually the creator of the game is a guy pretending to be the girl it's modeled on
Ftfy
>>341625845
>not taking pride in 2d success
get out
>>341625153
Where do you work now anon?
Can I give her money?
>get her in the hot tub
>kiss me and let's see what happens
>kiss her
>fuck off creep lol
I hate women
>>341625153
PROMOTIONS
>>341626121
>2d success
Not when it's scoring with an autist
>>341626246
Well now you know what happens
>start date
>hug her
>she's fine with this
>kiss her
>she's fine with this
What the fuck should I just do this regularly?
>>341626636
No, the game is tricking you into doing this IRL
Got a six hehe
/tv/ here.
HUGE SUCCESS
PROTIP: The order to getting past Dinner is
Talk to her -> Eat steak -> Compliment her -> Drink wine
If you do things in the wrong order she'll PMS on you for no reason and you'll fail instantly.
>>341627101
i always compliment first
>>341626179
I work in an office mostly by myself with a computer that faces a wall. It's a pest control office and this job is fucking easy.
>>341626992
mission accomplished.
>>341626992
C
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K
E
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>>341627101
>f you do things in the wrong order she'll PMS
no she won't. she'll PMS if you give her the wrong compliment, like saying she learned how to cook in a fast food joint
Goddammit I've fucked her before, I can't remember the fucking order
>>341626992How to get this ending?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>341618821
WTF
This bitch let me suck her tits and then she dump me for a second date
I WANTED THE VAGYNA !
>let's make out and see where this goes
>touch boobs
>WHOA DUDE THATS NOT COOL YOURE MOVING WAY TOO FAST FOR ME
>>341621871
I thought this was some vaporwave cover art for a second.
>>341627315
try zishttp://atagong.com/dateariane/archives/introduction.html
>>341627346
>drink wine twice in kitchen
>have steak at home
>go for drive
>outskirts
>strip joint
>hey wanna win 500$?
>Win = get laid
>Lose = get cucked
bonne chance.
>>341627615
this has actually literally happened to me
live and learn I guess
HOW THE FUCK DO I GET LAID SOMEONE GUIDE ME
>>341628437
>she tells me to follow her in
>follow her in
>GAME OVER
Shit is impossible.
>>341628551
>sperg can't even get laid in a game
like poetry
>>341625417
>go on beach date
>get her naked and make out with her under the stars
>go back home, select option to wash off beach sand
>"okay great, you can follow me in if you want"
>HEY don't come in unless I invite you perv! Date is over, 4/10
lolwut
>>341625036
more so.
Run hands through hair
Put on light jazz
Dip
Go to backyard
Eat steak
Look at the telescope
Drink, compliment, eat, drink, talk
Drive
Fill gas
Go to outskirts
Figure out the rest for best end (hint: don't directly coax her into anything)
>>341628551
aight, this is what I did
>hug her
>poetry, top right
>dance country
>go to kitchen
>wine
>steaks
>wait for steaks
>wine
>compliment, top right
>eat
>wine
>compliment, top left
>eat
>talk to her
>go put on swimsuit
>wine
>hot tub
>truth or dare
>dare
>ever had sex in a hot tub?
>dare
>go skinny dipping
>touch boob
>romantic
>follow her into the shower
>dance romantic, kiss neck
>dance, kiss
>go to convenience store
>20 dollar bet
>buy condoms
>go home
>drink beer
>grab ass
>stay the night
>>341624106
>Being a white guy
No wonder it takes so long to give her the dick.
>can't even get laid in a fucking video game
Fuck my life, how much do helium tanks cost?
>>341622829
Well at least you go on dates.
>downloaded the full version
So this is how im gona pass my thursday evening.
A new low.
>dinner
>pay for dinner
>walk in the beach
>hold hands
>reach for her
>passionate kiss
--- she'll strip ---
>go home
>stay for the night
>get laid
Took me a couple of tries, but she's not that hard
>>341628551
I did
>>341627680 and >>341627101
Winning the dare was dance, skirt, chair, rub, shirt, pole dance
happy fapping you autiste'.
>>341627615
>lets make out
>straight for titty grabkiss her you dopey faggot, don't just start mashing her tits with your dick skinners jesus christ.
not sure if high school or autistic
Makes total sense...
>>341629416
>she gets naked on dates that are 2/10
>>341628437
it was a ruse and you fell for it anon good job
>>341629159
Dating sims are fun and addictive. Especially when their short and porn is the reward
>>341629516
SLOOT
>>341628925
is it thewoah dude check out those tittiesending?
>>341629568
they're*
I should really stop day drinking
>>341629558
>Ruse
More like entrapment.
>>341628551
With this you get to sex her 3 times
>hug
>Poetry bottom left
>dance jazz
>kiss
>Outside
>Telescope
>wine
>suggest eating in the backyard
>steak
>Compliment
>Eat
>Talk
>Wine
>Hot tub
>Truth or dare
>Dare
>ever had sex in a hot tub?
>Truth
>Remove bra
>Dare
>Touch breasts
>French kiss
Fuck it choose your own adventure after this
So i downloaded the full version, but how do i play it?
I did a full date with the main chick, but does the game just reset when the date ends?
Is there no way to keep dating?
>>341618940
>>341619170
>no dolphins
yare yare daze
>>341629589
You can fuck her in the car if you don't act like a total horndog.
>>341629848
I like the other ending better then kek
>>341628818
Dude this game is so hard and bullshit compared to real life i have never had this much fucking drama with my gf
>tfw got her to masturbate in public.
>>341618821
>Can you get laid, /v/?
Can she outrun a bullet?
Why is this black dude fucking her in front of me.
>>341623853
Kazuya Mishima has fallen on hard times.
>>341630054
I got laid 2 times with little to no effort
>compliment her looks
>next two options are "kiss her" and "read her a poem"
m'lady
>Gets changed into her swimsuit
>"Let's go to the hot tub!"
>"Ugh I can't believe you're trying to get me into the hot tub so early"
What
>>341630058
I can't for the life of me get her to do this in the new version, please share your wisdom
Hold on why are we playing these choose your own adventure flash porn games from 2003?
>>341630757
Because PS4 got no games
>>341630757
Why shouldn't we?
pls don't tell me it's this hard in real life
>>341631150
It isn't
>>341631150
if she likes you it isn't.
this is like trying to convince kate upton to have sex with 1/10 neckbeard.
>>341629765
Something went wrong and I refuse to take the blame for it.
>>341631150
No because in real life you're not limited to reading her dumbass poems and her taking almost everything as a sexual advance.
>>341631434
How did that even happened anon
>>341631434
The only way a chick is getting into a hot tub fully clothed is if she's brain dead or you threw her in there.
>>341631434
Why does this picture not surprise me in the least.
>reading poems to impress the grill
Americans do that ?
did they ever update this game to have more with her blonde friend?
>>341623853
I'd tell him not to start any shit as I'm a dex build and he doesn't know what he's in for.
>>341624246
>Bouguereau or Adolphe
>>341631764
Only works if the girl knows the poem, if they don't know it they'll become insecure or think you're pretentious.
>only options for the second choice are read a faggy poem or sperg out and kiss her
into the fucking trash this goes
>>341623853
Ditch Ariane for the security guy instead.
>1 hour playing this game
>I cant get her naked
>There's a sequel with three girls.
>It loads your save data from the first one.
Wow this is more thought out than the Mass Effect series.
>This girl doesn't know that it was the two great lights
>>341631897
There goes the neighborhood...
>>341628938
>do this
>oh, sorry, you can't stay the night
bitch let me feel her up twice and was naked for like 30 minutes straight in my presence
how autistic can you even get
>>341621998
I had that same feeling 10 years ago when I first played this.
>>341631434
>WOOOOOOOOOW
>things went perfectly
>she suggests we make out after I run my fingers through her hair
>kiss her
>she turns ice cold
just like in real life, why am I so unlovable? ;_;
>>341631897
What the shit?
Which game is this one I don't remember this scene at all
What the fuck i was just talking to her
>>341632776
What were you talking about?
>>341633003
Her red house
What ethnicity is she? Looks kinda Slavic but I can't tell.
Walk in the park, dinner at home, drive, gas station, lookout point, photoshoot.
She is possing in her panties and whatever option I choose she gets tired and wants to go home!
What do.
Also, already finished the game with dinner and a walk on the beach. Want moar though.
>flashed me while we play basketball
>ask her if she wants to skinny dip while we're in the pool
>kicks me out
>>341633367
Whores amirite?
7/10
Ive had a few girlfriends id most likely fuck after the 4th date
this chicks a real fucked up whore god damn wtf man this bitch is bonkers
>>341633694
Consider the sort of person who would have taken the time to make this game and I think you'll understand.
Is there some problem with using Chrome with this? Clicking on the first link does nothing, though I can see the dialogue the player character is going to say.
>>341623795
You gotta avoid going out to dinner. It's a trap. No matter what she gets pissed.
>>341629765
Revamped guide to sex her 2.0
>Hug
>Poem bottom right
>Jazz
>Kiss
>Backyard
>Telescope
>Don't fuck it up
>Dinner outside
>Wait in the hallway
>Compliment
>Eat
>Talk
>Wine
>Hot tub
>Truth or dare
>Dare
>Ever had sex in a tub?
>Truth, a few
>Top off
>Dare
>Touch breasts
>Kiss
>Kiss
Fucking choose your own foreplay and end with pussy
>Spend the night
>Follow
>Let her climb first or whatever
Follow this shit and you get sex 3 times, hopefully
I'm not even going to bother, I'm a 26 year old virgin and I don't need to fail a dozen times at this shit to tell me that.
>>341634194
What the fuck that's not even my screenshot, fucking Hiro
>never into VN or hentai, can't even get hard on cartoons
>play this game last year
>huge boner all along
What the fuck.Might be the lousy 3D renders, I was a teenager when Tomb Raider started getting big, you get the point.
Some options just make the game crash, what is this shit?
>>341634578
if the game starts loading slowly its because its a ~10 year old game coded in flash, just calm down on clicking options for like 10-20 seconds and it'll get back to normal
>>341623548
>dance
>walk in the park
>dinner
>need to use the bathroom
>"wow really you only just arrived get out of my house"
That's kinda cruel
>>341634386
That you're 40 and on a childrens hobby forum?
WHere are your wife and kids?
>>341634194
Internet cuts off during truth or dare
>Arianna pls respond
>>341623717
What was the name of that zone tan game
>>341618821
I can get laid 3 times in a night. I can get her masturbating in front of a crowd at a strip club. I have played the shit out of this game as well as its sequel.
Just downlaod the game, unzip, and find the "images" file.
>>341634691
Any time I got to dinner, I can't escape.
After I eat dinner, I can only drink, talk, or compliment.
I've exhausted every dialogue and still can't exit dinner.
>>341634691
>its a ~10 year old game coded in flash
Dude there's no Flash involved in this game. It's all HTML and Javascript.
You crackers should try Brad's summer
>>341628938
It is bugged isn't it? I can't see anything in the store
Game only works in Chrome and half the options just give a blank screen
>>341634830
>WHere are your wife and kids?
You should know the answer already.
Go to sleep Samuel, I wanna fuck your mom already and she won't comply until you're in bed.
>>341631434
BUGGED HOT TUB MECHANICS
>>341618821
I can't even introduce myself. This game is so realistic
I can't even introduce myself, it doesn't work for me
Chrome t b h
>>341635665
Use internet explorer instead, chrome doesn't work
>>341635284
Is it /ss/?
>>341634964
I just had this, where I locked and was able to eat dinner like 3 times and she kicked me out
Nothing loads anymore.
>>341635724
its shit on that too to me
>>341635905
just b urself
You autists took the server down. It is overloaded.
>all these newfags
http://atagong.com/dateariane/default.html
>>341618821
You would have better chance irl than with this pretentious whore.
I got her some alcohol, topless, made out with her in the hot tub and she wont put out.
>>341636116
Just like old times.
>>341636116
>Not downloading the superior offline version
>>341618821
At this point I have a harder time avoiding the easy bangs than anything.
Why the fuck are you playing this if there are ~100 newer dating sims some in animu style too on newgrounds and similar shit sites?
>>341618821
This is what I hope VR will become
>>341636602
It's not even about the porn anymore, it's trying to succeed without a guide
>>341636602
Because this is the Dark Souls of dating sims.
>>341636710
Kind of hard when anything remotely related to sex is bugged.
Why these games are so fun
I literally couldn't stop masturbating for 2 days when I discovered Princess Trainer.
Where's the sequel, someone mentioned a sequel
>asks for another drink
>passes out
what the fuck?
this fucking piece of shit worked in neither canary, firefox nor microsoft edge for me
>The End
I don't think so
>>341637251
download it
>>341637218
It's just like real life.
>>341637251
The server probably died
>>341637218
Sounds accurate to me.
Woah, what is going on over here
>>341637480
Where's the rape end?
>>341637747
DLC
how do I actually download this
I'm being a tard I know