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Nobody would ever make a controller like that without something connecting the top part, it'd snap too easy
>>341578617
this
>>341578542
that doesn't look comfortable.
>>341578542
The fuck are they doing the pussy and anus aren't that far apart have they even seen porn?
>>341578716M-mine are.
>>341578617
Not really.
>>341578820
That's your nose, anon.
>>341578617
what the fuck are you talking about? how on earth would you snap that without purposefully twisting the sides in opposite directins?
>>341578926
pulling apart, though im not sure why you'd do that, it'd definately snap it unless it was very strudy
Actually this is the NX controller
It's a fucking horseshoe magnet.
Oh man it has less buttons than the snes controller
>>341578542
so what is this? Are we getting a horseshoe as a controller for nx?
>>341578542
That shit looks like a double dildo. Shovin it up your own ass and your friend's ass games
>Told us the game would play identically between both
>Think it's going to have a dumb gimmick like this for literally one insignificant item
>Don't think it'll have a screen so it can actually be a port with all the same gameplay
>>341578542You might want to change that bait, it's getting a bit stale.
why must nintendo focus so much on abnormal controllers
>>341580146
Your dum
>>341579740
chad daddy... is that you?
>Wii U controller shaped like an iPad
>NX controller shipped like a U
>>341578542
>a magnet looks like another magnet
Anon, I think it might just be a magnet
>>341578820
That's your mouth, anon. Just because a lot of shit comes out of it doesn't make it an ass
That controller looks like adoubleDildo
Stop spreading this misinformation.
The magnet is just a new item in the new Zelda game.
What do you even expect them to do with the U-controller? It just makes no sense
It's a magnet.
For the magnet power.
>>341582943
then how was that magnet picture out waaay before any kind of zelda news was even shown?
>>341578542VR fucking confirmed
>>341583816
>every patent is gonna become a product
Time for me to look up some patent pictures for you, so that you can get HYPED for all the new products by all the game companions.
![78f5c74959ce21e35a433112c278223e[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xHgUfkr.jpg "78f5c74959ce21e35a433112c278223e[1]")
>>341583816
The same way that this picture is out now.
How is that even an argument?
>>341583816
Where's my PS3 controller you can rip in half with built in Move support?
>>341583816
PS4K confirmed for making us stand and shout MCDONALDS! to continue playing games.
>>341579131
Dorf fortress confirmed on NX
>>341580891
IT'S BEEN FUCKING CONFIRMED RETARD
POTTY CONTROLLER
>>341584102
get hype!
>we're gonna have to deal with this shitty bait until the NX gets revealed
>>341584206
That anon being dum is confirmed?
>>341584339
>i-i-it's just bait
>no way nintendo would make a stupid gimmick controller!
>>341584378
NO, YOU"RE A FUCKING RETARD I HATE YOU
>>341584495
After seeing the new Zelda and Sticker Star: Coloring Cards, I seriously don't know what's going to happen
>>341578542
Can you turn it upside down and wear it as a hat?
>>341584495
>He believes every stupid "leak" that comes out without even questioning it being legitimate if the design is worth shitposting about
The moment I see some retarded controller with NX, is the moment I finally say goodbye to Nintendo permanently.
Had enough
THIS CONTROLLER WILL LOOK LIKE THIS MARK MY WORDS. SCREENCAP THIS FUCKING POST! YOU IDIOTS WILL EAT CROW WHEN THIS SHIT ENDS UP BEING TRUE
>>341585141
Screencapped so I can post this when it is revealed that it won't look like this to prove how stupid you are for believing Nintendo would go for this controller design.
>>341583068
But this is a fucking flight yoke
>>341578617
Of course, nobody would, nuh-uh, no siree..
>>341584540
You're a poopyhead.
Holy shit, Nintendo is 126 years old.
>>341578542
hello friend
>>341586607
pass the controller bro
