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cara is cute
Someone claimed these were the final guests. Is that true?
so did someone fart
ree I just made one
still waiting on mary
>>341559890
you sicken me
>>341559925
No. Mary Kish still.
>>341559890
she would be cuterif you could mute her
IT'S A LOCK DOWN BABY
>>341559472
Mary kish and danny the cuck are supposed to be on tonight
>>341559941
Sure sounded like it.
No reactions from anyone on camera though.
>tfw I still haven't watched the P4 endurance run
>>341559941
Nah, guy in the middle made the noise with his mouth.
>>341559784
SHUT IT DOWN BOYS
>>341560097
its pretty good.
none of their future content will ever match it
>>341560097
You're a lucky lucky man getting to experience it for the first time.
>between segments
THIS MIGHT NOT BE THE END
SAVE ME JEFF
Is that a tranny? Fucking huge ass forearms
>>341560097
Ive gotten through maybe 75% before I stopped watching
>>341560247
Surprisingly no
is there a reason why the girl wont eat the buritto?
>>341560213
Mary already confirmed she and Danny would be on, they'll probably be the last.
>>341560247
no, shes just fat and ugly
>>341560247
I think it's just a deaf woman
Beardman game is Here They Lie. The trailer was definitely atmospheric.
>>341560097
>>341560194
well i guess i know what i'm watching after this cast is over
>>341560331
what he said about movies made me interested in his video game
good on you, beard man
>>341560297
>>341560232
Creepy feederism freak
>>341560097
me neither, i bought P4G and i told myself i would play the game 1st... but it seems like ill never start it.
>original
That shit was so like Bioshock I thought it was a sequel
>>341560339
It is a super cozy LP, they can't hold together any content these days with out politics spilling out. The endurance run is what most old fans want but those days are never coming back.
This show is too fucking long. Nearly 7am, I need to sleep
could you imagine cliffyb on with these fags, wew lad
MARY
AND SHE'S SHOWING SOME LEG LADS
>Kish showing off her thighs
Someone better be taking screenshots.
And theres Patrick Klepek.
anyone webm her legs going up and down?
I'm really sick of this fucking song.
Where the fuck are you guys from? It's almost 1am here in the first world.
mary's outfit yes
POST THREE PEOPLE YOU WANT TO SEE JEFF TALK TO AS A GROUP
keep it vidya
i see a jewfro
>>341560629
NO
NONONONONONONO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I would have thought they were describing Guns of Icarus at the end if I didn't know about Sea of Thieves.
![7280eedf85ea5d674c22c5959d6e86cb[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/5FQp4yC.gif "7280eedf85ea5d674c22c5959d6e86cb[1]")
>>341560629
>>341560667
my nigga. central coast best coast
>>341560606
>>341560612
AW YEAH NIGGAZ WE OUTCHEAhoping for some mary toes myself desu
>>341560667
Got no work tomorrow or friday.
Suck it nerd.
>>341560712
Geoff Keighly
AngryJoe
One of the Treehouse people, Audrey I guess
>austin and patrick talking
Imagine that awful conversation
MARY IN A SHORT DRESS
S H O R T
D
R
E
S
S
>all these 35+ balding men obsessed with childrens games
gross.
The only GB streams that enjoyable are those 24 hours streams where there is homo eroticism in the air or when Mary and Drew are together
Someone tell that fag to move out of the way.
This is just like the Slurpee incident all over again.
>wearing a suit
what a fag lol
>have to put up with Patrick Klepek and Danny O'Dwyer to watch the part of the show with Mary
I don't know if I can do it lads.
And in comes the cuckold
>>341560962
Rorie's evil twin?
Mary "Delish" Kish
mary kish is at a wedding where she is a bridesmaid.
has anyone talk about the south park game and how triggering it is?
Alt+F1 is up lads
Is this ska?
*vapes*
>>341560767
>>341560629
>>341560714
We're not allowed to have nice things.
>>341561039
Everyone should change there profile pic to the coon and just see if mods flip shit about it.
>>341560962
Slurpee incident?
>drew being nice and talking to patrick because no one else wants to
he's a good man, really taking one for the team here
Is Cara an SJW type?
MARY HAVING FUN SPEAKING WITH DREW.
THEYRE FUCKING TONIGHT BOYS
>>341561241
Huge SJW
>>341561296
This will never happen.
>stream where i watch people socialize at a party
>>341561241
yeah.
PATRICK HAVING FUN SPEAKING WITH DREW
THEY'RE FUCKING TONIGHT LADS
Patrick is going to announce that he'll be back at Giantbomb since Kotaku is going under
>>341561226
Best pic i could find with my laziness.
>>341561570
kotaku's going to be fine.
>>341561570
don't even joke
>>341561570
I thought Kotaku got bought out
>tfw Jason gets to scruffle Mary's hair
>tfw you will never ever get to do that
Why am I actually living anons, my life is a fucking disgrace.
>>341561570
That will absolutely happen if Kotaku cleans house when they're bought.
I imagine he'll go to GBEast and drown out Vinny even more.
>guy talks to patrick for two seconds
>gestures suicide towards the camera
fucking lmfao
sjw circle in the back
Don't lie to me you piece of shit fortune cookie, the fuck do you know
Was that dan with the fortune cookie message?
>>341561640
>that picture of Ryan in the background
Jesus, that is bittersweet
>>341561570
Guess people will have to install the browser plugin again then
>>341561821
But Patrick is right in front of the camera
>>341560629
If it isn't "Mr. 4 digit youtube views" himself.
Patrick "a fist full of 12 dollars" Klepek
>>341561570
pls no
Why is that teenager holding a beer?
has anita ever showed up on giant bomb?
When are we getting the McElroy's on these live shows again?
look guys i know... i know you all fucking hate patrick with his SJW bullshit, his blacklist bullshit, and whatever other bullshit but I want him on the couch. He reminds me of when I first started watching gaming shows like feedback on g4. If you look past his political views, and cuckery he has some decent insight into games
>>341561335
>>341561430
Is Mary the only based non-SJW in the industry?
>>341561959
Don'tshootme McGuncontrol can fuck right off
>>341561949
Somebody should call that there's underage drinking going on in that room. Phone the opps.
>>341561957
no
>>341562008
woman*
>>341561681
Ya know, vinny is the life blood of GB, if he cut out and hit patreon to do solo streams he would have no problem making it. Everyone loves Vinny, on /v/ and GB , he is universally loved in a way that is almost impossible on the internet.
>>341562008
Here we goooooo.
has that engineer guy spoken to a single person since the stream started?
>>341561957
No, Danny O'dwyer made some threats on UPF one time. I doubt she would ever show up.
>cara has LITERALLY no ass
lmao
who is that qt
>>341560629
The time has finally come.I hope Austin comes with him to talk about how problematic South Park is
>>341562004
Fuck off Patrick.
oh lawd is that lucy
>>341562034
I need my Sherlock Holmes fix though
who
baby get down down
baby get down down
baby get down get down
Who is that short-haired girl in black, I think my heart is going to explode~
>>341561957
she won't go anywhere that might ask her a serious questionwell as serious as you can get when talking about video games
anyone else find it sad that giant bomb doesnt get ton of viewers? 2k seems very low. i thought giant bomb was a big site. hearthstone streamers get more viewers than them
>>341562424
my waifu
do not touch her she's claimed
>>341562424
Dan's girlfriend
>>341562491
I claimed her first in taking that screenshot.
>>341562371
Why? They'll just agree with each other.
how come dan isnt really fat? i could ha ve swore i saw him eat like 10 times tonight
>>341562487
>hearthstone streamers
You say that like Hearthstone streamers aren't absurdly popular to begin with.
>>341562565
you don't even know her name you dip
looks like i won't share my folder with you
>>341562519
>you will never knock her over
>>341562518
really?
>>341562610
exercise
>>341562276
Whoah what?
>>341562610
He runs.
>>341562628
Lies.
>>341562487
That probably doesnt take into account people watching on the site.
And no. This isnt engaging content at all
>Mary
>but Danny
>Griffin
>but Patrick
I'M SO CONFLICTED
>>341562487
2k on youtube
3k on gb
1k on twitch
>>341562610
Ryckert genetics
Apparently, He's like a reincarnation of his grandpa or whatever--personality and genetics wise.
>Mary in the back row
Ok see you guys tomorrow night. Fuck this.
FUCKING KLEPKLOP THAT LITTLE FAGGOT
PATRICK F U CK O F F
AND IF THIS FUCKING NIGGER MENTIONS ONE THING ABOUT "MUH GUNS" I WILL FUCKING OFF MYSELF
fuck off klepek
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>no mary legs
>klepek
fuck it
>Klepek
nope I'm done good night guys
I NEED TO SEE MARYS LEGS GODDAMMIT
>>341560097
it's good, but don't feel you have to watch every second of it, because there are entire days that are pretty much non-productive shuffling around menus. Sometimes it's nice to just have Vinny and Jeff chatting in the background, sometimes you just want to move on and that's fine.
KLEPEK FUCKING FUCK OFF ALREADY
FUCK
>NOT ONLY IS HE THERE
>HES HIDING MARYS LEGS
FUCKO FF PATRICK
>patrick cuckpleck
sorry guys, good night. later.
>Ziff Davis' Patrick Klepek
F U C K E D
U
C
K
E
D
L M A O
>>341562518
That's Bianca?
If so then man Dan is a lucky guy...
>Jeff bringing the bants
>everyone joking and laughing their asses off about gawker being so shit
hahahahahah
>>341562938
>>341562646
are you fucking dumb?
that's not dans gf
damn Mary that was very dark
I'm going to bed fuck this
jesus mary
Yeah we got the better McElroy but it's weird Griffin is there without Justin.
>>341562518
Nah, I've seen her IRL. She has a HUGE ASS.
Not an ounce of testosterone on that couch
>>341562938
No that's my wife.
>>341563048
fuck dan. he's seriously living the fucking dream. so sick of this shit.
WINDJAMMERS VR?
I WILL PAY 100 DOLLARS
numale humor is so dry
STOP I HAVE EPILEPSY
GODDAMN IT
>the mcelroys
>bonafide journalists
this is dan's gf
>Chris Plante
Dear god why would you ever book him for anything jesus fuck
He was actually relatively okay back when Polygon were still doing The Besties and then he moved over to The Verge and fell down eighty flights of stairs or something and decided he would never do anything worthwhile ever again.
why isn't she on the couch
>>341562992
>Don't know a qtp2t's name
>Somehow this makes one retarded
Come on I know she's attractive and all, but let's be chill and fawn over her and relax with the show instead of shit-flinging.
>>341563038
Reminder that Griffin's still a gun-grabber.
>>341563038
Justin isn't at E3 I thought?
So who the fuck is hiding behind that couch.
Like nobody is bringing it up, but I didn't just see things right?
PATRICK GETTING MEMED ON
>>341563254
Those taco bell trips must get expensive.
>>341563254
HIG TEST
I FUCKIGN HATE YOU DAN
>>341563257
The day he shat on the comet dude for wearing the shirt is the day I would never take him seriously again.
>>341563293
So there are no upskirts. 100% that is the reason.
>>341563257
Didn't the verge just publish an article blaming Orlando shooting on video games?
> ROAST HIM
off-camera drew is the best part of this e3
>>341563308
he's also fucking hilarious and does some of the best game journo content out there
you can separate these people from their politics you know
why are they bullying this patrick guy?
why are you fags watching this gay shit....
>4 months
>1k
lol get memed Patrick
>>341563330
I think those are Mary and Danny
>>341563406
The verge is another clickbait site so it wouldn't be suprising at all
>Drew yelling roast him
Can somebody tell me who the two nu males on the couch are? Obv I know klepek.
>>341563254
LOOK AT THOSE TITS
[X] ROAST HIM
>>341563406
Yeah far as I know he was the one that wrote it too, along with one of the other Verge drones who does the exact same shit.
>>341563254
She seems alright,that danswers where she talks about blacks in suburbs being disenfranchised though, what are you even saying.
>>341563470
No man, I swear to god somebody is behind Danny.
They only poked their head for a bit, swear I'm not crazy.
>what is it that you do?
hahahahha fucking brutal. get a real job. ">my company"
shit on patrick hour, pls
>>341563463
Patrick is a huge fag with shit opinions
>>341563470
there was someone else poking their head in between them
>Patrick getting memed on THIS hard
Patty you don't even break a thousand views in that time. But go on, tell it like it is.
>>341563463
because he's a faggot who works for gawker
You guys know they are just ribbing a friend, right? No one is making serious fun of him.
I can't get good images of mary with this shit set up.
Patrick isn't that bad when every person there is willing to shit on him.
>>341563693
Yeah. It's better than nothing though.
>>341562424
HNNNNNNNNN
>>341562919
>Ziff Davis' Patrick Klepek
I didn't get the joke. Ziff Davis has nothing to do with Gawker.
>>341563257
Will Jeff call him out?
CIDNEY OFFENDS ME REEEEEEEEEEE
AH ROOGA
fucking numales...
Good night fellas
Ugh, that demo, was like so problematic and creepy.
MUH SOGINY
>>341563808
ziff is in negotiations to buy out gawker
the fag in the middle really pisses me off
>>341563736
yeah wording this. i like that he's just willing to be honest about what's going on and isn't pussy-footing around it.
>>341563470
Nah son, $12.50. Literally.
This is terrible.
>>341563808
Ziff Davis is planning to buy Gawker properties.
>>341563946
Oh. Didn't know. Thanks anon.
>mary calling patrick a lady with his motions
hahaha
>its listen to patrick klepek talk about the evil bad sexist pigs segment
>YOU LOOKED AT A WOMAN?! HOW DARE YOU!
Fuck these two faggots. Berating men for looking at virtual tiddies, then berating a man for not looking at tiddies.
>patrick literally getting triggered by this guy perving on a 3d model
ahahah
i can't watch this shit
Ugh pretty ladies, GROSS.
Who likes cleavage? Not me, am I right fellas?
this is cringe
OMG SOMEONE WAS LOOKING AT A CHARACTER IN A GAME
WHAT A FUCKING PIG
>a woman will never willingly sniff you
>mary will never sniff you
>austin laughing obnoxiously
I don't even know what the fuck they're talking about anymore. What is happening. This hurts.
Subscribe TODAY to videogames.com
- t. Rorie
MARY
A
R
Y
>>341563818
>Violent video games don't cause shootings!
>Except now they do!
I know you guys have already decided how offended and triggered you are about Patrick, but their point is that people are practically jacking it in public because they saw some VR boobs, which is sad regardless of whether you think it's sexist.
GooberGaters incoming
This is hilarious, I can't believe you guys are this butthurt about it.
>>341564085
It is pretty funny desu lad
>theeey can't save youuu
>HR will never fail saving me from Mary Kish
>Don't know much about this Patrick guy
>willing to give him the benefit of the doubt
>starts talking about men looking at a virtual woman
oh okay
>>341564206
they need a safe space from patrick
>>341563983
Patrick also worked at 1UP shortly before they culled all their staff, and was just as annoying on that podcast.
>>341564206
agreed
>>341564316
I want mary up in my safe space
>>341564185
It's the point of the fucking demo. It's what will make VR succeed. What the fuck is wrong with some sexuality. Fuck you man.
>>341564185
no dummy people looked over at a digital hot chick, these SJW faggots are blowing it way out of proportion as if they arnt jacking off to cuck black dick porn every night
TELL THAT TO NIGHTWING'S SNAPPED NECK
>>341564129
>>341564104
>>341564103
>>341564095
>>341564085
>>341564071
>>341563941
>>341563928
Stay triggered, shitfags. Did it ever enter your mind that the people drinking and laughing about this are, in fact, drinking and laughing about this?
This isn't some fucking crusade, it's a bit.
Ryan Davis is dead.
mary is best
my life is so awesome and i have so many talents why am i depressed. i should be happy
>>341564573
Thank the lord.
>>341564185
>people are practically jacking it in public
I bet you think eye rape is a thing too
>>341564475
How do you know this?
Gay Frodo
>omg like omg i played like omg trials and like platformings?
I hate all of their voices.
Fuck this guys voice.
This guy's got a goofy ass voice.
>>341564526
you have no idea who these people are, danny o'faggot there equated tracer from overwatches pose in a picture to something inducing rape, these people are SJW retards ruining the gaming industry one shit filled blog post at a time
>>341564526
In case you're not kidding and don't know who this man is, he's 100% serious. This isn't even any Poe's law shit.
>>341564573
no he will return from his honeymoon any day now
what the fuck is going on
what the fuck
mary is adorable
This dumbfuck does NOT know what a gnat is. I want to know what went up his nose.
This is the lamest fucking story ever.
what
the
fuck
i want drew give me drew
>couch of beta cuck nu males
holy shit this is the worst
what the fuck man
also what is that weird scar on patricks neck
>THIS IS LITERALLY SAM RAIMI!
This is the worst story of all time
Why couldn't gamergate win?
who is this annoying faggot?
That story was pretty weak and that guys voice sure as shit did not help at all.
>>341564937
no I'm talking about this fucker eating bugs
>>341564526
>Did it ever enter your mind that the people drinking and laughing about this are, in fact, drinking and laughing about this?
The old, "i bet u guys never even drank" play.
>>341564945
Probably from when he almost killed himself falling off his bike. Broke his collarbone and was in a sling for a while.
"this is a challenging segment"
>people not knowing the glory of Griffin McElroy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jct5FOG9AE
how sweaty are mary's pits
Does anyone else hear the voices of these fuckers while trying to sleep after listening to them all day or am I going crazy?
>>341564904
would you rather have patrick talk
oh my god I cant believe he just said slave
I felt self conscious about my voice before this
>these people review games
This dude is 100% a frog.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5u4tQlVRKD8
jesus this is terrible. just a bunch of faggots complaining about how e3 triggered them.
OH MY GOD THIS LITTLE ANNOYING NASALLY MANLET FUCK I FUCKING HATE HIM
>>341565002
No, it's just that they're telling a story about something funny that happened at work. It's not a crusade. It's just a story about some dudes ogling VR boobs in public.
>the verge guy
>literally sounds ilke his balls were cut off
>entire couch full of SJWs
>ironic humor
Patrick is a walking checklist.
>people stayed to watch this for Mary
>>341565129
Yes absolutely. The FFXV demo thing was at least funny and Klepkloks voice isn't even a little bit as nasally as this guys.
This is awful.
Really really awful.
>>341565309
mary fags btfo
is this serious?
>>341565309
what the fuck else am I going to do?
>all these salty goobergaters
get over it lmao
>Video Games
itt: triggered people watching and complaining about triggered people
>>341564185
Did people literally masturbate at E3? Sorry I am just a casual killing time by reading about a show I couldn't watch.
Left guy on the couch sounds like a tranny.
oh god the land whale is back
yes yes i was hoping cara would come back :3
This segment is so good. You fags are just mad because Polygon/Kotaku motherfuckers are on it.
If you take this one segment as it's own, it's weird as hell and quite alright.
NOW CARA
HOW COULD THIS GET ANY FUCKING WORSE GODDAMMIT
>>341565439
don't mind me just giving the troll his designated (You)
>>341565439
and now cara is back to trigger them further, i hope she mentions whales again
Whoah what happened to that other guy?
>>341565412
>>341565309
Her legs are literally being covered up by Patrick to prevent the inherent sexism of her bare thighs from triggering the audience.
>>341565439
bait
patrick is shit on his own independent of anything else
I don't care that Cara is an SJW I want her to sit on my face with those pants.
>>341565579
bathroom
>>341565579
Dead
F
>>341565286
lol ok man, keep ignoring reality, go join the other SJW faggots on neogaf, you dont belong here
>no dentists are doctors
that woman is a cunt.
DENTISTS BTFO BY MARY
>>341565589
There's a couch you dumbass, what the fuck are you talking about.
Dentists BTFO
CAN'T MIFF THE GRIFF
>>341565513
No, but they were leaning over to stare down this VR woman's cleavage, apparently forgetting there was a line full of people waiting for them to finish the demo. Then the people in line would start the demo and do the same thing. It turns out the rest of the demo was so terrible this was the only noteworthy part of it.
>>341565615
Oh he's back.
>>341565247
That's the guy sitting on the couch? He's the potion guy?
>that fat cunt won't leave
I gotta turn this shit off
>>341565543
>I didn't get enough attention, so now I'm forcing myself on camera
Fucking women.... Seriously!
>patrick man spreading
HAVE RESPECT YOU FUCKER
>>341565712
lol stay salty teeth man
>>341565726
Triggered much?
When did grown men start talking like they were 16 year old girls?
Is he just doing that put on "im a homosexual so I need to talk like this" inflection?
>>341565761
The demo looked awful from what they showed at the conference.
What the fuck happened to Klepek's neck? Did someone knife him or something?
>>341565439
SJW cuck faggot spotted
>>341565286
Exposed for attempting to flex on a 20 year old anime image board. baka.
Maybe you're the one on a crusade friend, ever think of that, hmmm?
>these are the people turning games into walking simulators
>>341565701
do you feel i am invading your safe space, is my sjw privilege negating your specialness ):
out for the night, this is fucking horrible
better be something good tomorrow
>this entire KEKED couch
jeez
>>341565873
you can make it loop 100% properly I'm sure
>>341565439
>LE REDDIT SHITPOST XDD111
the dude sounds like his balls were cut off
its pathetic and sad and this entire segment is awkward and bad
>>341565761
lmao thats sad funny
I hate how any bad behavior is always supposed to propagate more bad behavior unless its "called out" rather than just being an anomaly of behavior because something was just invented.
>>341565972
Well meme'd sir.
>BIG and BLOCKY
>diving down 'mouth first'
>>341565838
notice how everyone on the couch grew up in the 80s or 90s, when stranger danger came about and children were no longer allowed outside (and thus had to use indoor voices). Likewise these are adults that grew up with consoles, comics, anime and wrestling
>eating amiibos
At least it can't get any worse than this.
>>341566128
>80s or 90s
>not outside
You're thinking of post-9/11 kids
>>341565838
nerds always sounded like this
don't forget: people who actually "care" about videogames are not alphas
>>341566185
Honestly I'd rather have anita on the couch than the fag on the left or cara.
What the fuck is this?
how is this shit so bad? can that gay guy stop talking now?
>>341566226
stranger danger started in the late 80s, and slowly became more prevalent through the 90s. 9/11 made it the standard for parenting
this is god fucking awful
I HAVE A QUESTION
>>341566325
>>stranger danger started in the late 80s
didn't affect my childhood lol
im so mad
based mary, i feel bad her and jeff have to deal with all these kuks
>Griffin without Justin
Shame, he's always funnier when he has someone to play off of
I'm suprised that Patrick isn't even close to being the most annoying person on the couch right now.
So is the giant bomb chat loving this?
Why do they even bother streaming this shit?
oh wow the mildly attractive woman made a sex joke!
didn't see THAT one cuming!
what a dumb bitch, how do people like her?
>>341565912
>walking simulators
>none of them feature management of systems like stride, lactic acid buildup, and joint mobility
please, "digital exhibits" is the proper term.
Man all those people whining about Patricks bit must feel like idiots.
If only you knew how bad it could get.
>>341566245
Probably b8 but Jeff is pretty alpha for a fat guy who reviews vidya for a living
this is by far the worst segment
THIS IS SO FUCKING AWKWARD
WHAT HAPPENED TO GIANT BOMB
>>341566397
Jeef likes these people though
>>341566414
Very fucking surprised
>>341566415
Duh
>Chris Plante, the guy who started "shirtgate" is talking about sexualizing amiibos
I stayed up expecting kish upskirts.
Instead i got the fuckboi trio and a fat whale.
>>341566245
True, the video game industry needs more alphas like me,Ty Root, ..... I can't name any more.
>this faggot is still talking about deep throating children's toys
It's been like 10 minutes.
>>341566380
then why are you on /v/ at 2:50 on a weekday morning?
is this supposed to be funny or something?
I LOVE MARY
oh shit guys don't
MARY SAVES THE DAY
>>341566467
fuck off neofag
>not a single black guy or girl, or a latino or any kind of minority working at any of these SJW cuck sites
>all of them are white upper middle class assholes
truly these people need to be purged
>>341566508
Fucking thank you for telling me who that little cunt is.
Well their chat is loving it. I think this segment is skewing toward a younger demographic than Im in.
>>341566542
it's 8:53pm here
>>341566471
Jeff got started with acting and music. He knows how to throw his voice.
LMAO GUIZ IM A WHORE PAY ATTENTION TO ME
*sigh*
why is this aloud?
>>341566467
this
Mary is a national treasure.
>>341566660
>acting and music
and that isn't even faggier?
>>341566676
but like dicks right? :3
when is it over?
>>341566629
>>341566676
>>341566617
You guys are total fags. If you can't appreciate cocksucking and deepthroating Nintendo toy humor, I don't respect you as human beings.
>>341566597
Are you seriously say Patrick's shit was worse than the nasally little faggot?
Alex comes in chat asking if they are liking show, even he knows it's shit.
>still going with this bit
>>341566676
triggered
reminder that video games media is super fucking serious until you get them all together on a couch together and they can't help but make retarded dick jokes endlessly
>>341566676
Allowed.
Literal fucking retard.
why?
>>341566676
found the girl that dresses like a skater.
videogames.com
fwone
jesus
>>341566656
>living in hawaii
are you that submarine guy who gave drew a tour at pearl harbor?
>jeff.zone redirects to his tumblr
It's kind of hilarious to me that Polygon started off with that super serious business documentary about how they were gods among men and making games journalism for adults, yet the best and most well-known things that they put out are Monster Factory and Griffin's Amiibo thing.
OH SHIT JEFF LET GIANT BOMB GET BOUGHT BY CBS TO GAIN CONTROL OF GAMESPOT AS REVENGE
just had to make a white man joke
>>341564005
fucking retard
>videogames.com no longer redirects to gamespot
lawsuit when
>>341567059
I don't pay attention to Gawker.
>>341566983
the links are crazy
this is fucking terrible
>>341567058
>self hating white nu male makes a white male joke
surprised?
>its SJWs complaining about white people
>>341567107
Why would CBS sue themselves
>>341564071
>You ogle at a cartoon wearing skimpy clothes in from of a crowd.
Weebs should kill themselves.
>>341567007
Giving Griffin free reign to do whatever the fuck he wants was the best decision Polygon ever made.
haha omg she's looking around!
So funny! best girl XD
>>341567107
jeff bought it back
Who's the girl that isn't Mary? She hasn't spoken once I think.
>>341566937
pls be true and pls tell us how you banged him in a nuclear sub
glad my premium sub expires soon
>>341567107
They paid 24 billion dollars for that link.
>>341567216
what are you doing
>>341567198
That literally the point of the demo though.
>>341567198
>get in line for a VR tech demo based around oogling cidney
>get disgusted when people do that
To be fair cocaine is a great drug
>>341567245
she hasn't got a mic
>this segment
>the 'coon' incident
>giantbomb in general now
>>341567202
He and Justin are the New Day to Polygon's WWE.
>hating on klepklop
danny was the only good part, the joke about the cocaine stuff was fucking hilarious, rest was shit.
LANG CONFIRMED
Basically, if you didn't like this segment, you're a total fag because this is top tier content.
this was shit. im gonna go kill myself. see you guys tomorrow.
>calling the other chick a landwhale when her shoulders are less broad than mary's
>waifufags
>>341567312
at least patrick is gone
that it?
wow a terrible finish
I don't know if they know each other but they should get some funhaus members on there
fucking shit
That was horrible.
so this......is the power......of /v/'s favorite ecelebs......
If you liked that segment you're a faggot or a waifuist
Pretty funny how that segment was actually decent but you have triggered assholes in here crying because their jokes are poking fun at them.
okay someone tell me what the fuck is <>
it doesn't symbolize goodbye or anything, why do they insist it does? it doesnt fucking look like anything
>>341567505
>people in this chat give them money every month
It was ok.
>>341567505
I know they look a little alike, but Jeff isn't DSP.
>>341567498
You know what the best part was? When she made that SEX JOKE!
haha it was hilarious. top tier humor.
So why was that guy putting Amiibos in his mouth? I don't understand.
>>341567528
>oh no someone was looking at her boobs, i rather look at the engine like a dumb fuck
that was the whole point of the vr demo
>>341567505
Watch Mario Party 5 and the first few Hitman quicklooks, aside from that it's ded
>in b4 contrarian faggot
>>341567532
Old school shit, hombre
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUPfDxC_byU
>>341567532
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cogBqfKUyqw
It's the Sims overhead diamond thing.
>>341567528
go on GB chat
type "triggered"
get banned
the don't take a joke on their own expense, why should anyone else?
>>341567498
>qt
>enjoys games
>hockey fan
perfect woman
>columbus blue jackets fan
almost a perfect woman
>>341567558
>Alex and Austin looking at each other
>no one else giving a shit
>>341567667
>Mario Party 5
Was that the latest one? It was very boring. Horrible map choice
>>341567628
because he's random and quirky
maryfags are the kind of people who desperately want to die but are too lazy to actually kill themselves
>>341567202
Pretty much, though I wish supporting their stuff didn't also inadvertently support all the bile Polygon itself spews out on a regular basis.
Their longform feature articles used to be mostly good and then they just kind of stopped putting any work into them until they were just basically glorified Game Informer covers.
>>341567532
I forget the exact story behind it but it's supposed to be the gem thing from the Sims
>>341567558
Story?
>>341567568
I've been a subscriber since 2008, and have given them around $400 of my money in subs and t-shirts
I just want the big live show back ;____;
>>341567628
>So why was that guy putting Amiibos in his mouth?
You are about to embark on a wonderful journey, my friend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYespfZgeWQ&list=PLaDrN74SfdT5huM_hsSXESlFzdzY2oXzY
>those people were 10x worse than austin and alex
ive seen everything
>>341567776
It's true desu.
>>341563456
glad you could find a way to tolerate them
>>341567650
Maybe if you could stand to comprehend what people are saying you'd realize that they were describing dudes getting way up in there on her titties. That's goofy as shit, especially in a public setting.
>>341567714
Sorry I didn't know I was a nazi mod. Fuck you.
>>341567776
But I don't want to die, I get to play videogames tomorrow
>>341567787
Austin got all rumplefuzzled over Cartman's superhero persona being called "The Coon".
>>341567528
100% Agree. That shit was so good.
/v/ talks big shit about being anti-SJW and anti-triggering, but a lot of them are absolute hypocites.
>>341567713
I don't know what i just watched.
>>341567528
Talking about deep throating toys is funny for a shot bit, not for 20 minutes.
>>341567713
>based Ryan yelling at a woman
based AF
>>341567765
No that was 6, 5 had a live audience
>>341567787
the second that coon was said they looked at eachother
>>341567864
who the fuck said you were a nazi mod? i'm just pointing out what you're defending, you stupid cunt
>>341567776
im not a maryfag but you just described me
>>341567918
God damn I hate SJW's. I don't get how so many people with the same opinions are all so fucking triggered easily.
>>341567806
haha lmao a magical journey yeah? Because he puts toys in his mouth? Wow. Hilarious. Top tier.
>>341567881
Yep.
>>341567897
I dunno. That drunk retard on the left had me cracking up everytime he started speaking about something retarded.
>>341567997
Eat shit and get triggered you fucking asshat.
>>341567864
you're talking to people who probably watch softcore porn on the bus.
>>341567864
>getting way up in there on her titties. That's goofy as shit, especially in a public setting.
That's whole point of the demo.
>>341567897
Yeah I wish that tool from The Verge hadn't bee there. A segment with Patrick, Griffin, Danny, and Mary would have actually been a lot of fun. Instead that one fucker has to come in and ask Griffin dumb fucking questions about Amiibo corner when Griffin was obviously not into it.
>>341567806
I feel violated
why everyone so mad
>>341568091
FUCK YOU
>>341568091
Someone ended up actually being more annoying than patrick
>>341567725
I'm from Columbus and when I found out she was a fan I was like what the fuck half the people here don't even like the blue jackets
>>341567918
Isn't 'coon a pretty common way for people to refer to racoons in parts of the US?
t. An Australian currently eating COON brand cheese
>>341568046
HAHA, evidently I triggered you pretty easy, you try to be the voice of reason and just break down after called on your shit.
>>341568091
ryan's dead and he would have laid the smackdown on those es jay double ewes.
>>341568230
>HAHA
What the hell is wrong with you?
>>341568216
yes
>>341568216
its common in the south and midwest but most people just say raccoon.
>>341567776
Accurate
>>341568216
Yes, this is why people are mad at him for getting offended.
>muh skin color
This is some kind of self hating fucked up psyche bullshit that I don't even want to consider.
>>341568216
"Coon" is both a way to refer as to a raccoon, and also a slur for black people, I assume because of their similarity to rodents/vermin in the eyes of a racist.
>>341568065
Yeah, but it's still goofy as shit to put your face in a CG girl's tits, especially in a public setting.
>>341568216
It's definitely a term but I don't think I've ever heard more than a handful of people use it in that context, could just be a regional thing.
For whatever reason it's a slur for black people, but that's also literally the point as far as I'm aware in regards to the South Park joke.
You know it's a bad segment when the best part of it is Vinny fucking around in the control room
>>341568396
pretty sure he wasn't offended. not that you autists would admit if he weren't, you'd just say, "of course he'd say that!!!" as if its some kind of global conspiracy when you're wrong.
>>341568490
Could be wrong but I'm pretty sure Drew and Jason are the only ones who have been handling the tech end of things this E3.
>>341568490
No no no. Vinny was fucking around BECAUSE the segment got so crazy/good.
>>341568507
Did you even watch the stream? He was visibly upset to the point he was interrupting Dan, the same person he's been joking and friendly with the whole event. How do you perceive his actions as anything other than frustrated?
>>341567876
I really don't think he did.
>>341568658
I thought that was Alex being mad because PC Principal showed up
>yfw the fags that report our threads every friday were right
giantbomb is dead
>>341568686
I just like the word "rumplefuzzled".
>>341568289
I'm going to post this again
>>341568885
being liberal=/= being a gender fluid shit who is offended by everything
>>341568885
Either way, Ryan could actually handle the banter.
>>341568289
Come on you fucking ponce, you're adopting the asinine pretense that Ryan is going to come back from the dead to defend whatever bizarre perception you have of these people. If you actually respect him, fucking show it.
Ryan didn't tolerate bullshit, that was it.
>>341569296
you're replying to a facetious comment, friend.
>>341569296
Yeah, Ryan would have made fun of them because Ryan was an asshole (i mean this in the best possible way), not because he was a brave gamergate warrior. Imagine what he would have said to the goobers themselves over the last couple years.
did we ever find out who that qt in the black dress was
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