The Final E3 2016 Comfy Thread
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It's been a wild ride edition
These threads were for a slower-paced discussion, we tried to refrain from spamming memes in caps lock.
>Streams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_p6V5VCkm4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNKgwyy2WTI
>Obligatory comfy vidya music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtf7pocKg-E [
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GavnF2SuOc
>Polls:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10476109
http://www.strawpoll.me/10486326
It's over, go home
I would love to fuck Krysta
Marry Marry or Marry?
Monster hunter demo codes when?
I CLAIM KIT, POST CUTE KITS
FIRST FOR THERESA
They have the strangest chemistry..
It's been a fun Treehouse with you guys!
oh gosh
>I had to do some crazy....scheduling
I've decided im going to kill myself
9 months is too long to wait for Zelda
Who /afraidtoleavethesethreads/ here?
wow great art miyamoto
Yeah there's no way these two aren't hooking up behind the booth, married or not
>>341522324
Not yet
Will you get something signed by Miyamoto before he dies anon?
>>341522314
>you will never have your dick scheduled by her
So is e3 over?
>proJared
why would you end on this
>>341521907
CUTE@@@@!!!
So why did Miyamoto draw boobs and why did they show them on stream?
>>341522408
I see 2 spirit orbs there. Time to masturbate.
>projared
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
High art
>>341522408
>those titties at the end
>>341522480
ProJared is like one of the 5 good youtubers in existence
>>341522480
muh e-celebs
You can't tell me Kit hasn't fucked Krysta
I know she's married, but come on. He definitely tasted that asian pussy.
/teamChiko/ unite
>>341522607
chiko best girl
>>341522179
Fuck
Marry
Die together at old age
>>341522421
My copy of TTYD while staring him straight the eyes, sternly.
Thoughts:
>Box Box Boy
looks like fun
>Mario Party Star Rush
might try it, need to know more
>Monster Hunter Generations
Don't know, haven't played MH yet
>Yokai Watch 2
Not sure
>DQVII
Doubt it
>#FE
Might try it, who knows
>Color Splash
Looks okay, need to play the others
>Breath of the Wild
Looks good, but why more streams?
>Rhythm Heaven Megamix
>out now
YES.
>>341522324
No wait! There's still SGDQ coming soon.
We need every shitposter we can muster.
But if that's not your thing, then go ahead and kys faggot.
>>341522569
kek he just stands there staring after he kills you
Damiani playing Zelda in the background
>>341522607
I want to motorboat Audrey's huge fat tits
THICCC
>>341522765
GOD DAMN
On the real tip, E3 just showed how PC an PS4 were the only platforms worth owning
God of War looks like shit, I was a fan of the older games
I appreciate how they want to make it more cenematic and have more character but it looks terrible
Horizon looked great
The zombie game is just zombie/survival game #23445, looked lame
I didnt see the nintendo thing but I never cared about zelda and probably never will, looks okay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMs2tLKK088&index=2&list=WL
zelda gameplay without commentary
>>341522556
I don't follow reddit tier ecelebs
>>341522765
i wanna fuck dat ass
Does this mean those anons will start posting threads with the Gundam and Squidwards brother everyday for another year?
>>341522389
G I A N T
M E A T
this e3 fucking sucked ass
>>341521907
>we will never see giant audrey blue tities again
Krista is so small
>>341518864
>Pokemon GO
not interesting
>Ever Oasis
somewhat interesting
>BoxBoy! 2
not interesting
>Mario Party Star Rush
contributes to cancer
>Yokai Watch 2
not interesting
>Monster Hunter Generations
mildly interesting
>Dragon Quest VII
mildly interesting
>#FE
not interesting
>Color Splash
depressing
>Zelda
looks VERY interesting and I want to hug them for saying things like they want players to be allowed to fail
>Rhythm Heaven Megamix
not interesting, bothers me that you subhumans think the most lazy thing they can possibly make barring rereleases is not shovelware
>>341522765
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNF
Hey it's the guy from the youtube thumbnails
who the fuck is this nu-male and why shouldI care?
Projared is alright.
I still think Noriko is sexy.
>poll I made has over 1000 responses
It was a pretty fun E3 /v/, Teresa best girl
>Everything sucks.
based jared
>>341522556
why did you come here
ProJared is okay but I bet he thinks Monster Hunter Generations is great even though it's a step down from 4U
I love Jared, but boy he sure is ugly.
>>341522823
>direct feed and audio
How?
>>341522948
Bill is the sexiest in that pic.
GET THIS FUCK OUTTA HERE
>>341522948
Noriko would be a great consort
She can be a wife because shes gook
but she can be a sidebitch
>>341521907
i will never forget her. she is the best nintendo fangirl i've ever seen in my life. Am going to really miss E3.
> :'(
>>341522765
o-oh my
>>341523038
Aonuma is p. cute too.
It's been nice being around these threads, I hope to see you all for SGDQ (starts July 3rd) for more comfiness, there will also be a big marathon on /tv/ around October on the anniversary of Bob Ross's death, see you soon.
What does this e-celeb add. What does he know that everyone hasn't thought or said?
>all these plebeians who dont like projared
id hate to have taste that shitty
>>341522980
>lazy bait thread I made had over 600 responses
oh E3 /v/ is the best
>>341522910
>rhythm heaven
>shovelware
OPINION
DISCARDED
>>341521907
just because fuck you.
Did anyone else just not care for E3 this year?
I did watch all conferences but they all sucked. Although I did enjoy the new Zelda footage they showed. Thats about it.
>>341522765
BRUH SHE T H I C C AF
>still no DMC5
>>341522930
It's THE ProJared
>>341523069
Then don't reply to it, cancerous faggot?
why is krista so tiny
Who was in the wrong here though?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4wqpgGTCPA
>>341523080
fucking kill yourself
>>341523069
not a meme pedo
>>341522761
i want to suck her titties and sniff her butt then grab her tits with one hand and fuck her tight pert asshole as she sucks on my finger
>>341523148
i she an innie or outie?
>one last zelda
None of them have anything on minecraft girl
Keep losing Nintendo
>>341522948
She IS cute.
I like how she wore see through leggings today. Probably after reading and getting many lewd comments.
>>341521907
404
>>341523247
*muffled haha in the distance*
>>341523136
I'll be there anon. SGDQ will be a lot of comfy threads too.
And Bob Ross I'll see too. Was there last time as well.
Godspeed
>>341523191
The only taste you have is of ProJared's dick.
>>341522731
>There's still SGDQ coming soon.
>We need every shitposter we can muster.
I cant believe I'm waiting for this, but I am.
Trolling them is hard but what gets through is golden.
>>341523080
Me too bro thanks
>>341523417
*hawhaw
>>341523387
Jared? Yes.
What happened to him?
How did he suddenly become the based savior of video games?
FIRE ROD GAMEPLAY TIME
FIRE ROD, SOUND THE GONG
>>341522823
I'm seeing some unacceptable framerate slowdowns.
>>341523442
>Trolling them is hard
>post one anime image and everyone throws a fit
>>341523337
I must remain pure for Theresa
>>341522389
Even if they aren't they obviously are attracted to each other in some way.
>>341522556
I kindly disagree. Now please make your way to the nearest exit.
>GET OUT SHILL REEEEEEE
>>341522556
he's not good anymore
Jared talks so fast
>>341523080
Some people take the fun we have here way too seriously.
>>341523405
I bet her period is cottage cheese
>>341522814
>hovered over this as I said the same thing out loud
lewd minds think alike
>>341523554
wrong board, friend.
>>>/h/
Did Nintendo put the big titted bitch on there because they knew their primary customers were a bunch of horny 12 year olds?
If so, thats some smart marketing.
>>341523508
He was the only one at Nintendo who ACTUALLY listened.
>>341523148
>I actually live in the same planet as this goddess
I'm not worthy
>>341523191
Then stop watching projared
TIME FOR FIRE ROD GET HYPEThis will be the last gameplay we get ;_;
>>341523279
RETURN OF OTOME ANON WHEN?
Hylian heat and shirtless Link is the best thing that happened.
>>341523080
DELETE THIS NOW!!!! I AM YOUR FUTURE SELF!!!!
>>341522742
"Is he dead? I think he's dead"
>>341523704
how does that even fit
>Audrey will never call you the Hylian Heat while you cuddle on a cold winters night
jdimsa
>>341522765
doesn't count as thicc, that's a fucking mexican. those things bloat past the age of 30
Fuck me Zelda looks so good
That smooth ass offscreen gameplay
>Perfect Dodge
Cuhrayzee confirmed
>>341522765
Is that one of those rare ultra curvy indian girls?
Apologize.
ok projared knows what he's doing
Jared is styling on Zelda. Wrecking havoc with the enemies and sliding from place to place at high speeds on his shield.
>>341523605
Why do you choose to bring such disgusting imagery to this thread, fucking delete this right now
>>341523554
GOD DAMN NOW WE'RE GONNA GET FUCKED OVER THANKS A LOT YOU STUPID NIGGERFAGGOT
>>341523656
Where the hell did this dumb meme come from? Prudes who think only 12 year olds are allowed to be attracted to breasts. It's unbelievably retarded considering it's literally human instinct to be attracted to shapely women.
>>341523080
thanks anon made me laugh
>>341523768
It's a cartoon. That's how.
>weeb being this pissed people have a fetish they don't approve of
I'd give her my Hylian Meat
>>341523540
I didnt mean the twitch chat, I mean trolling live with the fake donation names and messages.
The one about Christopher Poole having cancer was great.
>>341522948
Is the the singer from queens of the stone age
>>341523968
>>341523837
>Rustle is almost blind now
>>341523903
ABANDON FUCKING THREAD
>>341523837
imagine being this mad
>There's some big UFO thing flying around
WHAT
>>341518864
>Pokemon GO
7/10 interested in but the price for the device to wear on your wirst seems to high. Curious how they're gonna tie it in with S&M.
>Ever Oasis
7/10, looks interesting but not that sold on getting it from what I saw.
>Yokai Watch 2
Interested but still need to play the first game
>Monster Hunter Gen
Not that interested in MH since I don't have friends that play it but might see if I can get some friends interested in the series and play together.
>Dragon Quest VII
8/10 interested and might pick it up. Still need to get around to finishing DQIX
>#FE
7/10, still mildly interested. couldn't care anyless about he censoring nonsense people are complaining about.
>Color Splash
Dead to me, but will probably watch a wallkthrough of it when it's released.
>Zelda
10/10 All of what they showed us looked interesting and I'm interested in seeing the towns and villages since they apparently have spoilers. Will probably try to a Wolf link Amiibo along with TP HD to have the optional Wolf Link as a companion.
>Rhythm Heaven Megamix
not that interested but I do enjoy some rhythm based games so if I have extra money and there's nothing else coming out that I want, maybe I'll get it. Used.
>Pokemon Sun and Moon
Liking them both so far and liking the Battle Royal multiplayer mode and hope to see it in the main story. This might also be the first time I wanna get both games instead of 1.
Was a pretty alright E3. There Focus on the new Zelda game was a good Idea.
>>341523928
Being attracted =/= being a shitposting retard
>>341523880
based aonuma
okay this Jared guy is okay with me
at least he's not screaming like a retard while playing
>>341523928
>it's literally human instinct to be attracted to shapely women.
kys whale lover
>>341523080
Look at this faggot
>>341522948
She's so gross looking I wouldn't even accept a blowjob from her, gtfo.
>>341522980
>that crazy eye
#WASTED
I hope to god we get a demo
This game looks fun as fun
>>341523437
Is that Alison "Nap time is rapp time" Rapp on the lower left by the poster?
>>341523136
>Bob Ross marathon
Oh fuck, almost forgot, that shit will be based
>not being apart of the prussian blue masterrace
>>341522910
>hating Rhythm Heaven
NIGGA, YOU'RE NOT INTERESTING
>>341524098
I hate the thick meme as much as you do I assure you but how exactly Audrey a "whale"?
>>341523992
would pump spoonfuls of semen between/10
>>341523080
>NINTENDO FANS
>>341523928
>triggered toddler
I cannot wait for the inevitable stalking of this girl and the fallout erupting from it which will ruin her life.
All because of horny children having access to the internet.
>>341524183
yes
>>341524098
ireland go home
>>341523992
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM SON. NINTENDO GOT ALL THE THICC TRANNY SJWS.
I'm sure glad we have a durability mechanic tied to this. I'd hate to think I could just surf around everywhere without feeling like I'm wasting stuff I'll need later.
>>341523080
Why is your art so much worse than your handwriting?
>Set out to pick up a specific item, gets horrendously sidetracked
I want to yell at him but I imagine I will also be very guilty of this once I get the game.
>>341523247
Shit, is there a place to find all the Treehouse fan art? There's been some good ones this year.
>>341523148
>pantyhose
>crossed legs
>leg switching
These are all of my fetishes, god damn.
>>341524189
>anything but van dyke brown
I'll beat the fucking devil right out of you
>>341523508
“We realized that having something on the GamePad and looking back and forth between the TV screen and the GamePad actually disrupts
the gameplay, and the concentration that the game player may be experiencing. You have your car’s GPS system on your dash. If you
had it down in your lap, you’re going to get into an accident!”
http://nintendoeverything.com/aonuma-on-zelda-breath-of-the-wild-miyamoto-taking-a-step-back-single-screen-experience/
>>341524387
Probably not. Check the archived threads I guess
>>341524136
which one
Any good Kit ass shots
>>341524279
>She's worked for IGN
>She's been online for literal years/decades
>"Waaaaaah her life will be ruined because of you perverts!!!"
Tumblr kill yourself
Just grab a gun and put a bullet in your head
>>341523880
How did they not realize the GamePad screen being a distraction during development?
I wish you could turn that shit off when using the TV. It's really annoying having a screen in your hands when you're trying to focus on the TV.
>>341523080
Why is she slowly digesting a racoon like a snake?
I think her hands can fit in her mouth, so that's a plus I guess.
>>341523080
>those tiny hands
Better than anything I could draw tho.
>>341523148
thanks mr skeltal
>>341524419
>being a mudmixer
Well aren't you a happy little accident
Is there anywhere you can buy that blue Zelda shirt all of the reps are wearing?
>>341524508
just candid
>>341522980
Anon, she'll be back for the NX event later this year.
>>341524065
>not that interested but I do enjoy some rhythm based games so if I have extra money and there's nothing else coming out that I want, maybe I'll get it. Used.
Jokes on you, eshop only
you will buy it and you will enjoy it, dammit.
>>341523508
He managed to understand
Iwata may finally go in peace
>>341524419
You all will fall, as so many others, before the majesty and power of cadmium yellow
>>341523903
Someone watches edups
>>341524572
nothing but platinum white for me, thanks.
>>341523112
>Dat creative bulge
>>341523508
he had the epiphany that getting lost in a video game is actually good and thus this game was born
>you now realise Nintendo employes can produce the best game in ALL franchises only with a change in mentality
>>341524610
I WANT CHIKO TO BEMY MOM
>>341524538
i like it for menus or light gameplay gimmicks. it's comfy.
>jared exploiting
MY SIDES
>>341523880
But I like the gamepad with Windwaker HD. I hope BotW's is similar to that.
Guys, is there a .cia for Rhythm Heaven Megamix yet?
MY KNEE
>>341524103
saving for future drawing ideas
damn she is a big lady
>>341524596
nope.
t. someone asked audrey.
>>341524665
>platinum
Did you guys see that? You can climb, run out of stamina, jump in mid air, eat, and continue to climb.
climbing simulator
>>341524860
FUCK YOU
Was it a good day today? Took a day for myself yesterday to watch all the Zelda stuff and it was great, had to work all day today so I missed everything except the news that Rhythm Heaven is out today.
Worth catching up on?
Ok the way the stamina works is pretty cool
MEMEX CONFIRMED
>>341524807
>>>/tumblr/
>>341522819
>I didnt see the nintendo thing, looks okay
This somes up all anti-Nintedo posts on this thread.
>>341524860
Search in Pavel.dr
Based Jared trying to get us some NX deets
>>341524860
where did you get this image
>>341523880
In the end Aonuma gets to stick it to Shiggy and his "innovations" after he mommy'd every zelda development he was in charge of.
>>341524860
Getting uploaded as we speak
Goddamn how passive agressive can it get
>>341523508
He became the person who remembered that allowing players to fail was actually a mandatory component of software that you can call a game.
F
>Jared trying to subtly squeeze out some NX info.
At the very least he tried.
DON'T GO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE
>ends with the fucking music
>>341522692
Bill? BILLLLLLLLLL!
>>341524596
There will probably be a bunch at Nintendo NY
GET BACK HERE YOU SAID YOU KNEW WHERE TO FIND A FIRE ROD
>>341521907
is that supposed to be Chaika?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
It's over
any anons at the event get a shot of thick tits?
>>341525106
He has it on his youtube channel.
Well, bye! See you next year!
>>341525089
>that butterface
When did /v/ get such low standards?
>>341521907
Why her nose is so small on this artwork? It was much bigger on photo.
>bait and switch the mic
based jared
POST DANCE TO CLOSE IT UP
I'm gonna fap to Audrey one last time to honor and tribute her
>>341523734
lol
>ProJared asks them about NX
>...its launching next year
>So its launching on both right?
>It's launching next year
>>341524436
So the gamepad is empty?
I do dislike when there is a focus on the gamepad. But I do actually like the gamepad.
I'd very much appreciate having the map or the inventory or something there.
>>341523880
I have nothing to apologize for because I always knew that games aren't the product of a single person and had no need for boogeymen
>>341524807
kys landwhale.
I feel objectified right now
Why are they allowing people to undress link
>>341525072
Just let go.Also SGDQ starts in 2 weeks, comfy threads will be back
>>341522819
>PS4 is worth it
>Except almost all the PS4 exclusives were shit
Okay, thanks for your opinion.
I hate this bittersweet feeling when Treehouse is over. What did I do with my life before this?
>>341523247
Someone needs to tweet this to Audrey so she can show Chiko.
>>341525230
this. I'd want it to be used exactly how it was in WW:HD.
>>341525203
>implying they were ever high
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G65pvuTFR_A
It's over
After all this, it will take me a year to reorganize my E3 and Treehouse folders anyway.
WHERE WAS BILL?
>>341525026
It was in an earlier thread, they also posted her full name but I forget her surname, all I remember is it started with an A and had a P in there somewhere
>>341525049
Sweet
>still nothing about DMC5
>>341524995
>this triggered as fuck poster
Watch some porn if you want to see attractive big breasted women instead of fantasizing about this discount Sarah Silverman with a manface.
Or do your parents block all known pornsites?
rip best stream
dance time.
>>341524807
God, I wish I could slap the shit out of you. women, specifically Tumblrites that act high and mighty with their piggish mocking tone should get slapped hard in the face.
don;t we have thursday still?
>>341525007
beware the file might be too big for your sd
>>341518864
>Pokemon GO
Not surprisingly it's disappointing compared to the reveal trailer. I'll give it a shot since it's free but there's no way in hell I'm paying $35 for the watch and I don't even know what it does.
>Ever Oasis
Looks fun, might be something I get when it's on sale like Fantasy Life.
>BoxBoy 2
Never played the first one but I'm interested in getting both at some point
>Mario Party Star Rush
Better than 9/10 at least because there's no more car bullshit. But there's no online so I'll pirate it if I feel like it. New amiibos are great.
>Yokai Watch 2
Care more about the anime than the game
>MHX
DEMO EMAIL WHEN
>DQVII
Never played a DQ before, but it looks good.
>#FE
Just kowashitai my shit up
>Color Splash
Artstyle great but the gameplay and story are just a slightly better Sticker Star, and that's not saying much.
>Zelda
Looks great. Bit curious about the open world being empty but since it's a demo I'm not too concerned about it.
>Rhythm Heaven
Glad it's finally out, even though it's digital only. Will pick up in the next few weeks.
So is it really over now? It's 3 in the morning and I have to go to work today.
>>341524860
How often does she masturbate?
>>341525230
Seems to be a cloned screen.
>tfw you get to play it while taking a dump
>>341525203
oppai, bruv
and I like her slightly goofy look, I think its pretty cute. Not Teresa-tier, but nice in its own way.
also fucking tits.
>>341524508
I feel bad for this poor little white man getting cuck'd live on stage.
Who else watching easy allies in 2 hours?
>>341525406
as far as I know tomorrow is just Square which they streamed today and yesterday too
>>341523325
i can't yet. am still collecting my audrey pics from around the web. if she had a patreon, i would donate to her as much as i can. Am starting feel this unconditional love towards her. i don't even know whats wrong with my life anymore.
>>341525276
But shit games done quick is only good for the cringe compilations afterwards.
>>341525106
https://youtu.be/52UaLUUnpe4?t=31m36s
here anon
POST YFW ITS ACTUALLY OVER
>>341525430
She looks like her hymen is fully intact.
now its overno more mega milk babe ;_;
>>341525401
you couldn't slap a twig outta your mom's vagina even if you tried.
>>341525203
She's as butterface as Joosten
>>341523080
This is the most autistic post I've ever seen on /v/. Go seek professional help. I'm serious about this.
>>341525430
>tfw you will never cuddle and mutually masturbate each other and fall asleep in each others arms after you both cum
Why even live?
>>341525358
she's adorable
>>341525514
For five werehogs, how many people will Huber have kissed on the lips today?
I'm gonna be the last poster in this thread
Just try and stop me
Yet another Mario game nobody asked for, now with extra laziness
>>341525551
>awsome fap
I must know what it contains!
>>341524538
You can turn it off
>>341525629
That made no sense whatsoever. as expected of women.
>>341525358
I think I"m just going to make a folder for Treehouse streams. After three years of them I'm getting tired of going back and trying to find them.
>>341525358
That look he gave that guy at the end. That nigga got fired.
>>341525385
Pot calling the kettle black
You're the one getting triggered tumblr
Off yourself
>>341525565
Whoa fuck you mate, don't link to polygon's yt page without adding trigger warnings.
well, it was a wonderful time with you good anons.
have a nice day and hopefully see you guys next time!
>>341525203
she isn't a 10/10, but she looks like she's down for dirty, like she would take a foot-long dick down her throat and not even choke on it. a real knob goblin. not everyone has to have goddess-like perfect faces. a less objectively beautiful woman is far more likely to be slutty. no one in this thread actually wants to marry this bitch.
>>341525370Apolinario
>>341525551
you should get a thing that lets you see thumbnails of webms. don't remember what it's called.
>>341525458
he's happily married to a Japanese waifu, anon, dont feel bad.
>>341525351
Poor Sony
>H-hey guys you ready to see our cinematic experiences?
>Sorry this is the Zelda line
>O-oh
Honestly feel bad for them
>>341525424
Same. I've barely slept at all this week. I've watched all of E3 live. While still living my day life.
It's been tough.
made a tribute to minecraft woman
>>341525358
hnnng
>>341523508
>Metroid U will take hints from Zelda BotW
>most freedom of any Metroid game to date
>you can explore enormous and beautiful openworld planets with varying biomes, infiltrate massive enemy spaceships, hunt various bounty, etc
>all at your own pace
This is why Metroid U taking so long, bros. One day...
>>341522742
It looks like enemies freeze when you die so they won't keep attacking your corpse and they don't go back to normal as if nothing happened. It's better that way.
>>341525282
savedi'm still sad we won't ever see erik on a stream again
I DONT WANT IT TO END
I WANT MORE ZELDA
I CANT WAIT 9 MONTHS
>>341523437
This is shooped, right?
I'd like to thank all the webm fairies that were doing god's work. And whoever had the idea to hire Audrey.
>>341525714
>You will never see both of them rub soap onto their soft bodies
Why even live?
>>341525714
thank you
>>341525903
Yeah, but he admitted he doesn't speak Japanese. She's getting fucked by yakuza on the side.
>>341525931
>not lets get out of here edition
one fucking job
>>341525925
Yeah. It was (mostly) worth it though.
>you will never cuddle with Audrey, kiss her on the cheek, and slowly fall asleep in each others' arms
Kill me
>>341525973
It's not healthy to be this delusional.
>>341526004
>you will never be the dick she had to suck to get a job at Nintendo
see ya later everyone
>>341526058
>She's getting fucked by yakuza on the side
Sounds a lot like that weeaboo chick.
>>341525504
really? i just got a sealed chibi robo the other day
game kicks ass
Where do you guys even discuss vidya now that /v/ is just neogaf consolewarring?
>>341524860
I need his name.
>mfw projarad is more hardcore than all of you
Call me when you little bitches play hardcore games like Haven & Hearth.
>>341525973
>after 10 years of development I hope that worth the wait.
audrey seems like a very nice lady, heartwarming and caring
>>341525430
Every two nights except on weekends.
>>341525551
Post that red sketch and add mine in there.
>>341526220
/vg/ and /vr/
Thanks for another great E3, /v/. Treehouse threads continue to be the best thing. I look forward to these threads all year long, and they never disappoint. You guys are great and I hope to shitpost with you all in a year after we've played Zelda.
>>341525804
Not really.
Its just a bunch of underage fags going ape shit over a chick with a butterface and a large rack, as expected from nintoddlers.
I mean they are the same idiots who would deepthroat Miyamoto's cock if they could so its not really surprising.
>>341525551
nigga, can you put in a drop box or something so i can get those?
Reminder that 3DPD waifufags are the cancer killing /v/.
Normalfags need to get gassed!
>>341522607
Perfect
Have you guys considered this about towns:
>Fire
Guys, it's okay.
SGDQ soon.
Speedrunners can be fuckable qts too.
>>341523508
He's keeping up with the times.
Aounuma
>What do kids like these days?
>Survival crafting and open worlds?
>Okay, let's make a game based around those things.
Miyamoto
>Fuck what the audience wants
>we're gonna make a game acceptable for 1980's standards
I love pikmin but damn get with the times shiggy.
>>341525551
>i don't even know whats wrong with my life anymore.
Windows 10 and VLC, just to start.
>>341525551
anon, please upload that somewhere, or at least post the red drawing
>>341526279
Love you too anon, see you next year!
>>341522765
j-just
>>341526220
This is the only place I discuss video games. I can't handle people being dense without giving me the opportunity to shoot an insult in their direction.
>>341526279
I'm saving this image but know that I'll see it in my E3 folder next year and not remember why it's supposed to be funny.
>>341526413
BUILD WALL
>>341526423
>dyed hair
And dropped.
>>341526423
heck yeah brother
>>341526491
>>>/a/
Fuck off back to your shithole pedo.
>>341526423
pic not related
>>341526514
>Links child bearing hips
My fucking dick.
>>341526220
I dont
Its 4chan or nothing, Ive become very good at ignoring bait
>>341526382
>not liking both
you are an evolutionary dead end.
>>341522679
You you got good taste anob
>>341526320
Yes really
Follow the damn reply chain before replying like a retard again
This whole chain was started because some tumblrwhale in here started bellyaching about "m-uh harrassment"
>virgins
>frogposters
>autism that rivals /joosten/
And Nintendrones still complain why these threads get deleted
>>341526423
She looks ill
>>341526423
>that face
>that complete lack of any other notable feature
pic unrelated right?
>>341526605
>E3's over
>time to go back to /a/
>and work on my backlog and Japanese reps
Fuck.
>>341526423
my kind of cutie
>>341526586
>taking a photo in the public restroom
Why are people so retarded?
Well everyone it was fun. Tell next time.
>>341523508
I still hate Aonuma for what he's done to the franchise over the past 15 years, but the fact that he's willing to TRY to listen to fans for this new game gives me a small amount of respect for him.
>>341526760
>autism that rivals /joosten/
Thats funny because both Audrey and Joosten have a disgusting horseface.
>>341526491
This VLC is shit meme died years ago, anon. Stop trying to fit into /a/ already.
>>341526514
i want to hold him by the waist and gently lower him onto my dickits not gayat this level its art
>mfw nintendo killed the Wii U
>>341526857
Hi, neckbeard. How's your basement going?
>>341523508
He understood Iwata.
>>341521907
Why do everyone on this event have this ribbon?
>>341526814
Yeah fuck off pedo.
>>341526898
Audrey's face is pretty gross but Joosten's face is pretty.
>>341525576
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT
we are NOT going full /lit/ ever again
>>341527006
People who hate holes got holes put into them.
>No breasty envy art yet
Y'all faggots
>>341526898
I don't get this meme
Audrey's face isn't cute but it's sexy as fuck...and those lips...holy shit those lips get me rock hard
Joosten's face is cute in a sort of psychologically damaged/autistic sort of way
>>341526964
>Nintendo is free from Iwata's soul chains
>>341526967
Hi brain dead normalfags how's the bull doing?
>>341527049
>Audrey's face is pretty gross but Joosten's face is pretty.
>>341527006
Because Muslims can't stop bombing stuff
>>341526750
>nintendrone lashing out because someone insulted his jew tits
Are you one of those Jewsten posters?
This amount of autism and whiteknighting for a bitch is eerily similar.
>>341526459
here you go. actually trying figure out how to share the entire folder.
>>341526736
That was really FUCKING unnecessary to say and it really hurt my feelings. I am growing and evolving everyday. Just because I don't share your tastes doesn't mean you're better than me, doesn't mean you should disrespect me
>Hiding all the town as possible
I see only one way they would go to such extend.It's one of the previous Zelda town, or isle town in WW.
>>341527140
>breasty envy
fuck
>>341527138
quit stealing Ultros' spotlight and go back to /co/, Carlos.
>>341527221
.rar and upload on mega
>>341527000
>Iwata never got to see the immense success of Breath of the Wild
>>341527235
i meant it incredibly literally, anon. you only want 2D. you will never fuck a 2D and reproduce. you will never pass your genes on.
you are, in the most literal sense, an evolutionary dead end. kill yourself ASAP.
>>341527221
zip it and upload to mega
>>341527173
>normal is now, unironically, an insult
Holy shit, kill your pathetic virgin ass.
Anime is superior.
Fuck off 3DPD faggots.
>>341527140
>no asset theft gifs either
/v/ was a mistake
>>341526967
>not just getting your BFF to take a photo of you
>E3 is done
Who else /returning to home board/ here? Gotta get back to /tg/. It was fun fags.
>>341527385
>>341527354
Get out normalfags
>>341527221
find out soon!
I must have these
/r/ing webm of guy blowing himself up here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY0i9OL96-E&feature=youtu.be&t=1m15s
>>341524964
Eh, I didn't like it as much as yesterday.
>>341527404
Who is this newfag?
>>341527326
>statistically speaking, dozens if not hundreds of fellow /v/irgins will die an untimely death before BotW is released
Rest in peace, anons.I hope I'm not one of them.
>>341527385
>facebook normie
Sometime I forget how horrible neo-/v/ is.
>>341527492
"normal" filtered when?
>>341527220
>twisting my words
the tumblrwhale didn't insult anything
she was bellyaching about "muh harrassment" bullshit and how we're "going to ruin her life" bla bla bla
Give me a fucking break
>>341527404
Go back to /a/ already you plebe
>>341527557
>namefag
Who the fuck are you?
>>341526514
Those thighs.
>>341527492
>le REEEEEEEEME xD
>>>/r9k/
No idea where this "/v/ is full of weeb virgins" meme came from, but you need to stfu.
>he's over 18 and still a virgin
Literally impossible, kys
>>341526514
What do they do with these things once E3's over?
>>341525867
I would marry her instantly, I'd fucking cut one of my ears as an offering to this perfect goddess just for a taste of her fluids.
>>341527564
You post this shit every year.
>>341526514
>those budding boy breasts
>>341527538
will have one ready next time, here's a similar blast for you in the mean time.
>>341527583
>normalfags want a hugbox
lmao
>>341527752
now this is thirst.
>>341527221
Blessings be upon you.
>>341524551
>tfw almost want Audrey vore
fuck
>>341527564
Nah, you won'tAlthough you could die in your sleep tonight and nobody here would know
>>341527752
>just for a taste of her breast-milk
ftfy
>>341527796
Proves just how lucky we are.
>>341527732
One of the treehouse girls is probably going to take it home and use it as a sex doll
>>341527354
Why would you procreate for the sake of doing it with something so imperfect as 3d?? Enjoy your tumblrina landwhale
>>341527752
Get the fuck out, Vincent.
>>341527557
He's right though.
>>341527385
Normal, generic, mundane, not special, uninteresting, boring, pointless. That's your whole life right there. You can still change though.
>>341527663
>chinese cartoon drawing will never bully and dominate you
Why live?
>>341527724
v is full of /v/irgin like /b/ is full of /b/astards.
thx for opinion anyway.
>>341527705
A /nintyg/ shitposter
>>341527845
you're literally anime shitposting to get people "mad" on an online imageboard. death is too good for you, honestly. i hope you become immortal and lose the ability to close your eyes so you can never hide from your own pathetic existence. live forever. faggot.
>>341521907
>people even made drawing of that woman
What the fuck is wrong with you fags?
Thats why you will never get a gf!
Dammit, I really wanna know if you can ride on things you've stasis-launched. It does kind of seem like it would present loading issues and maybe invalidate their other travel options, but fuck it would be cool.
>>341527825
thanks anon-kun
I want Audrey to read all the things we said about her.
I want to see her face when she reads some of the posts out loud
For example "I want to FUCK her tits", "damn that girl got some bazoombas" or "who is that bovine beauty?"
I want to know what she thinks when she reads about how much semen was spilled in her honor
>>341528176
>normalfag mad that im insulting his 3DPD skank whore
>>341527998
this is a mindset that will end the human race.
inb4 edgelord "b-but i want to end disgusting 3DPDs anyway" response.
>>341528176
But he's right.
>>341527326
You think there will be a shrine dedicated to Iwata in the game?
>>341528351
>this is a mindset that will end the human race.
And you think that's bad, right? Well, guess what, not everybody agrees on that either.
>>341528354
about not wanting to spread his genes, like nature demands? yeah, honestly, he probably shouldn't. his branch of the evolutionary tree needs to fall off and rot.
I think I will stay here and make /v/ my personal toilet.
t./a/
>>341527935
I'll reply to this post next year, you better be enjoying the fuck out of BotW.
>>341528276
I can't see why you wouldn't be able to go full Baron Munchaussen, as long as the object you're launching was climbable in the first place.
Of course, it might just hurt you and immediately knock you off, or send your lifeless body ragdolling away in a a random direction.
>>341528351
Or you could use them as a tool for having children :^)
Press F to pay respects to Chris Pranger, who sadly was not able to attend Nintendo's E3 on account of being banned and blacklisted due to breaking NDA.
>>341528552
>he posted EXACTLY what i inb4'd
>>341528281
>I want to know what she thinks when she reads about how much semen was spilled in her honor
iktfb
i wish our goddess would give us some recognition
>>341528281
>I want to know what she thinks when she reads about how much semen was spilled in her honor
It's easy.
She would think you are a bunch of cringy retards who really need to fuck a prostitute or something.
AAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Every FUCKING day with these STUPID fucking MEMES! I've had it up to HERE with stupid fucking memes! You guys make me want to KILL MYSELF! Is that what you fucking want? For me to fucking KILL MYSELF and write on my suicide note "Cause of suicide: Couldn't handle all of the stupid fucking memes, killed myself"? Because that's what it might as well fucking say!
You guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST of fucking discussion without "MEME THIS, MEME THAT, PROBABLY THERESA, HERE'S A PIC OF AUDREYS TITS, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EBIN AMIRITE?" Fucking STOP IT you pathetic fucking FAGGOTS, you are such fucking cancer that I cannot even fathom how you fucking scumbags live your dumb gay lives. Don't you have a job to get to, schoolwork to finish or a family to attend to? Do you literally do ANYTHING productive with your lives other than post stupid fucking memes on the music section of a god damn anime imageboard? You fucking people make me sick and you're damn lucky I don't have any of your fucking addresses you fucking pieces of shits. I'd spit in your faces.
>>341528403
This is somehow the first time I've seen this image and it's killing me.
>>341528719
What did he say on the Podcast?
>>341528720
But I didn't. I don't agree with that.
>>341528719
What did he say again that was such a big deal to Nintendo?
WHERE'S MY FUCKING INSTRUMENT, NINTENDO?
>>341528719
What did he do exactly Anon?
>>341528619
I'll be waiting, anon.
>>341528276
>It does kind of seem like it would present loading issues and maybe invalidate their other travel options, but fuck it would be cool.
It won't be a very good method of travel if you can't survive the trip. Would still be funny as fuck though
>>341528273
LEAVE THIS PLACE NORMAN.
>>341527705
Nigga, I asked first.
>>341527041
>>341527041
fuck off retard
>>341528791
Good, I want to hear that.
I want Audrey to look me in the face, call me pathetic and tell me that I need professional help and to go fuck a prostitute or something because I gross her out
>>341528894
>>341528351
>inb4 edgelord "b-but i want to end disgusting 3DPDs anyway" response.
>>341528552
>And you think that's bad, right? Well, guess what, not everybody agrees on that either
>"ending the human race isn't such a bad idea, kid. we're a lost cause............ time to put us out of our misery.......................... for good............"
>>341528801
i save that
>>341529057
Anon you need help.
>>341527221
please anon
i want to be Audrey's little baby tampon boy. i want to turn into a little crying baby and then suck on her breasts. her magic breast milk would turn me into a little baby tampon boy. she would stick her hoo-hoo and i would wait with anticipation spouting little baby goo-goo ga-gas waiting for her to bleed all over me. i want to feel her Audrey blood inside my little goo-goo ga-ga baby tampon body. i want to absorb her hoo-hoo juies inside my little baby tampon boy body and goo-goo ga-ga like a little rolly-polly baby boy. it would be orgasmic to know i am one with her hoo-hoo Audrey blood and i would giggle and goo-goo ga-ga and yelp with little baby boy excitement as i roll around in her Audrey hoo-hoo and revel in her red juices, slurping them into my soft little baby tampon boy goo-goo ga-ga body. then i want her to pull me out and squeeze and wring my little baby tampon boy body so that her Audrey hoo-hoo blood and juices spill all over her Audrey face. it would hurt and i would scream in pained goo-goo ga-gas as pain envelops my little baby tampon boy body until i reach full climax and turn back into grown human man.
Thread's almost hit bump limit, post your E3 Waifu
>>341529021
moot is gone and Hiro doesn't give a fuck about your autistic ass.
Since he is living in Japan he probably know how cancerous you goddamn pedo otaku are to society.
>>341523508
He listened to the fans. Combine that with getting the RPG loving Hidemaro Fujibayashi, who also directed Skyward Sword. (which is why that game had durability and crafting)
Aonuma has always been based. He's not stubborn like Miyamoto.
>>341529151
>Your dick will never be used as a tampon for these cute Nintendo girls
C'mon man.
>>341528857
>>341528926
>>341528934
http://www.polygon.com/2015/8/13/9149663/nintendo-translator-fired
You don't have to click this link, you can google "chris pranger" and choose another article from any other site you like to learn more.
>>341528719
Who?
>>341529315
this
>>341529107
He needs female attention, anon. Some say even his mom never talked to him.
>no more comf
>>341528801
She's a real ass, I saw her in a grocery store in San Francisco yesterday.
I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.
She said, "Oh, like you're doing now?" I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but she kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and waving here armsleeves in front of me
over and over again.
I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her giggle as I walked away.
When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Audrey trying to walk out with like fifteen Milky Ways between her chest without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "miss, you need to pay for those first."
At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually to prevent any "bokoblin infetterence,"and then turned around and winked at me.
I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>341529097
Which isn't what I said.
>>341528276
Probably not. What would most likely happen is the rock would just blast off without you right under your feet.
>>341529260
I wish Miyamoto left PM to someone else too.
>>341529356
Meh, he pretty much just said reasonable things.
But I guess Nintendo is very strict.
>>341529315
she makes my weiner happy
>>341524610
>>341523247
How is Chiko so cute?
I need to dump these before the thread dies.
1/5
>>341527530
am using mega file upload and i need you email in order to send it . tried sharing with dropbox but i need a email of the person i want to share it with. the file size it more than 100mb since there is a 1080p60fps video of her. please send me your email.
>>341529647
thank you
>>341529434
>Her bra is actually too small
Please do porn
>>341524103
>>341522765
I don't know... Look at her waist. Look fat to me.
So what was the new IP 3DS RPG?
>>341529526
I say this every year but if we posted more /v/ would be comfier.
I feel like outsiders are way more post-happy.
>>341529558
then please, explain what you meant by what you said, because it sounded pretty much like "ending the human race isn't a bad idea"
>>341529434
this one is my favorite
>>341526514
I've never wanted to fuck a nintendo character anymore harder than Link right now.
And that's saying something.
>>341529647
anyone know a good pornstar doppelganger for her?
>>341529315
dude. what is her name? i'm falling in love
It was good familiatachi.
>>341529714
>she literally has boob flesh spilling out on top
mmm
those milk bags
I love how this thread goes out in a flurry of shitposting and arguing
It's like the perfect symbolism of /v/, we've come full circle.
>>341529760
Secret of Chibi
>>341529790
>>341529842
Bridgette B orHaley Paige, imo
3/5
>>341529356
Ehh that's not that bad
Considering how much he loves Nintendo he should just just go back in on his hands and knees and beg for his job back
Also need webm of bokoblin eating its buttstuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY0i9OL96-E&feature=youtu.be&t=8m05s
>>341529563
That's what I thought, but someone should try hanging onto the side in the same direction the rock is moving
>>341525535
pretty sure gamespot, ign, and twitch are also doing stuff. Square will show nier at 10 tomorrow morning too.
I don't get it
She's not even that hot?
>>341528719
Why would I pay respects to him? Everything he said are shit that people should already know. He was just stupid enough to announce it to everyone. He was punished for being a cockmongling attention whore, good for Nintendo.
>>341522569
Jesus thats fucking brutal, that takes half of his life?
Reminder that after 3 years only Theresa has managed to topple the top tier waifu that is Sam
http://www.strawpoll.me/1893583/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/4670815/r
>>341529613
Having listened to the podcast, he was pretty much calling consumers idiots with the way he was speaking.
>>341526334
send me your email and i'll send it to you. the file will be called nintendo audrey.rar
>>341530031
What do you expect from nintendofags?
>>341530113
I bet Audrey is a footjob goddess
those pantyhose feet
>>341530113
5/5
Last one. Shitpost to your heart's content.
Remember anon, make /v/ comfier.
Outpost the console warriors.
>>341529647
She reminds me of Kim Kardashian before she went crazy with the butt implants...only she's not nigger
Fucking perfection
>>341524860
there's literally been a japanese one for months
>>341529978
thanks for the doubles
>>341529760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fsPHrBtzAw
It plays like Secret of Mana, and is directed by the guy who directed it.
>>341530172
Consumers are idiots, especially ones that can't understand why XXX or YYY aren't localized. He's just retarded for speaking on it for the hype.
>>341522948
No, come on, have some standard's /v/.
>tfw it's all over now
>>341530254
appreciated
>>341530242
>.ru
A NUUUUUUU
>>341529790
she's so powerful dammit
>>341522718
Try 4U anon.
It looks unapproachable, but once you get into monhun you'll fucking love it.
>>341530358
obligatory I wanna fuck that lizard post
>>341525370
big tits girl is Audrey Drake
I prefer girls with dicks desu
>>341529434
I can't understand this obsession, I really don't find her that attractive. Her tits are great but that's about it.
>>341530541
It's just a temp mail account you silly blyat
>>341529854
theresa.
>>341530153
Is this sam or theresa? She was the best grill.
holy shit nigga send that to the imails no i become paranoid
>>341527221
mega or dropbox
>>341530754
that is sam
theresa is
>>341530447
>>341529978
I'd hack off my legs to become that Waluigi amiibo,
>>341530447
what a qtpie
>>341524094
anon, I'd hate to tell you this, but...
he kinda does. and his videos have become hella stale as of late.
>>341525551
>Post the one you have highlighted and the one to the right of it. Dem asses look fine
>>341529916
>sam will never stand over you wearing nothing but her jacket and microphone and piss on you live at E3
I know at least one of you has this fetish.
>>341530358
And the title is a ripoff of "Beyond Oasis"
>Sam replied to my tweet
m-maybe I'll get to date her
>>341525772
SHE'S JUST TOO CUTE DAMNIT
great time together, time to struggle my daily life again. for one more year.
thxbye
>>341530954
What's her twittter?
>>341531041
@EditingEntropy
See you all next year, don't forget about Audrey :3
Made a little something.. not sure if I'll finish it.
You guys need to get laid, lol
>>341530945
that's one of my favorite games.
>>341531132
fapping to her as I type this
bye anons!
CHECK AUDREYS TWITTER HNGNGG ALSO SEND THE LINK TO THE EMAILS BEFORER THE THREAD DIES
>>341531184
You need to get off my board.
>>341527905
Please don't tease me with that sweet release
>>341531239
TOO LATE NIGGA, PAGE 10I love you, Audrey
LAST POST OF THREAD
AUDREY IS MY WAIFU
NEED TO SUCK THOSE TITS
>>341530186
send to mine as well [email protected]
nice
Well this ship is sinking.
See you faggots next year.
LAST POST
I
LOVE
YOU
AUDREY
FUCK THIS SHIT MAKE ANOTHER THREAD IM NOT READY FOR THE END
>>341531274
kindra is trap compatible
audrey is tit devil
theresa is queen material.
chiko is just great.
that was a great year
>>341531495
Nope. Teresa is better
I want to drink audrey's lon lon milk
2D win again :)
>>341531164
nude version or riot
Kill yourselves 3DPD lovers.
>>341531510
NO
THE CAPTAIN GOES DOWN WITH HIS SHIP.
>>341531590
confirmed over
![4pgpNcN[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rsiVrXL.jpg "4pgpNcN[1]")
