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Kowashitai Edition
http://e3.nintendo.com/
I want to marry Sam!
How come the white haired girl covered her chest?
Seeing an awful lot of skin in this game.
The inconsistent censorship infuriates me but I find this stream interesting because they are trying their best to push a game no one wants.
>you get banned for an hour in the twitch stream for saying censored
This game looks trash. Hope it flops.
Good lord, this game is so cheesy.
>Make a fanservice game
>Censor the fanservice
EVERY
TIME
>>341496243
Didn't one of those censorship faggots go to E3 and start harassing devs?
They really don't like that, faggot.
>Localization of SMT 4 Final and Persona 5 got delayed for this
>>341496453
>actually legit good jpop
lol did she just make fun of a whole genre of music?
>all these people getting banned for saying censored
>americans will unironically buy this garbage
Jesus fucking christ. What the fuck am I even looking at
>i love the outfits
because they're censored?
>>341496413
I love it. I can't wait to have it my hands.
>>341496607
>Get censored discussing censoredhip
>tfw I'm going to pirate EVERY GAME ON THIS STREAM
FUCK YEEEEAH!!!!
When are they going to show Color Splash?
That's the real shitstorm. Nobody cares about Gimped Idol RPG.
Kiria is hot
>>341495556
what animu is this
>say "Censored"
Get banned
Who demo here
>>341496864
tokyo mirage censorship
Can't wait to play this uncensored. Thank you loadline gods
>>341496713
I can't wait to have my hands onmy dick when their rule 34 appears
>"please just give it to me"
>hint of sideboob
>performas have massive cleavage
>battle uniforms do too
and yet
>wedding outfit censored
>vagina bones removed
what the actual hell is going on?
>>341496826
Most of them aren't even worth pirating
>>341496864
Bait and Switch Megami Emblem
>>341496297
You don't have to bother hoping. This shit didn't do all that well in Japan.
>>341497023
This games been out in Japan for a while dude, any porn it was gonna get will already be out thereThere is none
>>341496928
You've been able to play the game for months.
>>341496587I dunno, I like it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_qIMueF8LA
hot
>>341496959
I can. Star Fox Zero's loading times sucked from an SD and made the game stutter.
Not to mention that buying an over 16gb sd card is more expensive than buying the game and selling it
>>341496453
>Image made up of individual LEDs instead of a display behind a mesh
0.7/10
Since it's a idol thread, is this game any good? Does it deliver what #FE trying to do?
How much have they tried to say "there's something for EVERYONE in this game!"? She said it twice in a couple minutes just tuning in randomly.
>>341497342
WHERE ARE HER VAGINA BONES
IT'S UNNATURAL
I'm only watching this stream for 2 reasons.
1. Nintendo's Mega Milk and foot goddess Audrey is there.
2. The awkwardness of having to shill for a game no one likes, whom have effectively slashed their sales from weebs due to unnecessary censorship in a game about fan service.
Who here /comfy/ with me
>>341497342
Kiria a best.
>>341497450
Nope, plays like Neptunia 1, not good.
>>341497342
TRIGGERED
>>341495901
Are they just fuckin' around now? The selective censorship is bizarre.
>>341497495
I'm just waiting for paper trainwreck
>>341497368
You could fix the loading time/stuttering problem by altering the streaming directory and repacking it into the .pak files
And you should already have an SD card for one reason or another
I mean, I fully agree that loadiine is a piece of shit generally speaking, but your reasons are stupid. Hopefully IOSU will be out by the time Zelda comes out
>>341497196
Fuck my life then, what a wasted potential
>>341497342
>this is a japanese dark mage
>>341497450
>Does it deliver what #FE trying to do?
They're not trying to do the same thing.
But if you're a fan of the RPG aspects of Compile Heart RPGs it can be an interesting RPG. But I wouldn't recommend it otherwise.
>>341497450
It's okay, but don't expect anything groundbreaking, especially from CH.
>>341497561
>Nep 1
>Not Trinity Universe
Get out.
>>341497568
I wonder if the changes were more of a stylistic choice than anything else.
>>341497368
My 64gb cost me $10 my dude, and I use it for other games. The stuttering thing was only for one game.
>>341497773
fuck off its a gay cowboy todd
>>341497773
Fuck you Todd, make some decent textures for once.
>>341496297
What's so trash about it?
>>341497773
Who is that handsome devil?
>>341497561
>>341497830
>>341497865
It's for 5 US Dollars on PSN right now, might as well get it
>>341497368
>buying an over 16gb sd card is more expensive than buying the game and selling it
You can get a 64gb for 10-20 dollars
>>341497568
The censorship doesn't make any sense in this game.
>>341497685
I do have SD cards, just not an SD card over 16gb. Also, I played the altered version of SF0 that had the loading "fixed". It was at least playable, but having more loading times in a Jrpg is baaaaad.
Also I ain't pirating Zelda. No reason to do so
>>341496297
Fuck off fur shitter
>>341497568
Is it possible that they didn't have enough time to censor everything?
How long is the game, supposedly? It doesn't seem like 40-50 hours like other JRPGs.
<message deleted>
>>341498124
Must be nice being american
>>341498380
You could order one from Amazon for 10-20 dollars.
>>341497652
same, I wonder if they'll get bill to do it again like with sticker star
Does FE Stand for Fire Emblem ?
Or is it a different game we're talking about
>>341498165
the real question is, why even touch it anyways?just translate it and you're done
Post more Tsubasa faggots.
>>341498356
30 for a playthrough, around 60 for 100%.
>>341498356
30ish for story I think, maybe around 50 for 100%. I know a few JP streamers beat it in a day or two after launch, there was a lot of hubbub with people complaining about it being short. In fact, super saiyan marth was uploaded the day the game came out iirc.
>>341498489
That's as expensive as selling the game afterwards IF I dislike it.
>awkward forced kiss scene
>shown on demo stream
>skipped everything possible
Jesus, what else happens in this game that would justify using that sequence in the demo.
>>341498809
You're conveniently leaving out buying it first.
>>341498634
I don't get why change this into a wedding onesie
>>341497450
Its like five bucks on the PSN right now so if you are interested, go for it.
Finally, it's over.
>sticker star 2
oh boy
>>341499059
It's time to see the spin
Time for Sticker Star 2.
>>341497428
how would you see?
About time that shit ended. Now for heartbreak.
>Paper Mario: We Have Completely Forgotten Why People Enjoyed This Series
Live murder of Paper Mario coming up in 10 minutes.
who here /wish they were dead/
Oh boy, time for more disappointment.
>>341499059
It's only going to get worse from here
What if they listened to the feedback and Color Splash will have partners, a large variety of npcs and a great battle system?Who am I kidding.
what do you thin we'll see for Paper mario?
It's probably going to be Sticker star 2.0 but at least we'll get a good soundtrack out of it and I guess the visuals are pretty nice
>>341499368
I just don't understand the toad fetish.
Why are they everywhere?
<message deleted>
>jumping from idolshit into Sticker Star 2
WHY
>>341499225
When your job is being a walking meme, you don't need to see.
>>341499471
If they listened to feedback there wouldn't even be a sticker star 2
>>341495556
That's quite the run on sentence.
Looking forward to #FE though, day one probably
Here we go...
>>341499546
It's nothing more than huge, offensive lazyness.
>>341499475
"It can only get better, not worse from here on out"
shut up miyamoto. Go into retirement already.
>>341499653
It's because of you we can't have nice things.
Time for the game of the show to be revealed.
Can't wait!
>>341499471
The battle system will probably be improved, since it was all but literally broken in the original Sticker Star. I don't expect anything else to be changed.
A-at least we'll get another sweet jazzy soundtrack, right guys?
it's time for sadness
>>341499546
Miyamoto wants Mario to remain an incorruptible posterboy for Nintendo so all the OC characters are out
I thought I could deal with all the Jpop idol shit and just get the sweet gameplay from #FE but I'm now a lot less sure.
>>341497450
The game isn't bad, but it's nothing inspired either. At least all of the maps are unique... and HUGE.
all this filler content padding the gaping hole between now and NX sure looks amazing
>>341496243
I kept spamming it in the fucking slowmode. But I never got banned.
HERE WE GO
>>341497495post her feet
>no bill trinen
it begins
prepare for suicide
>>341497769
There is some stuff in Panheal, not very good I must say.
>>341499865
the trailer had a gypsy jazz sort of feel
>unsettled
They know what's coming.
>>341500138
DROPPED
R
O
P
P
E
D
who is narrating this?
Wait a minute that stamp!
NO PARAKARRY
THE PLOT INVOLVES TOADS
MARIO'S HOUSE IS DIFFERENT
The cutscene looks too good for this game
Tell me that's not the game narrating and it's just one of the guys at treehouse.
I'd fold a Toad if you know what I mean
That voice over isn't in the game is it?
That's terrible.
>>341500332
If this is actually going into the game, that's....wow.
I thought it was someone on the E3 floor narrating this.
>>341500381
The latter you baka.
>MUH TOADS
Kill this series already
>>341496243
I was banned for a hour for saying "sexism"
The narration seems VERY unneeded.
HOLY FUCK THESE GRAPHICS ARE GORGEOUSGameplay will probably still be shit though
That narration might even be worse than the game itself.
is the black guy playing narrating at the same time?
what the fuck lol
>>341500405
No, it's just the black guy trying way too hard to be funny.
>the graphics
Who's reay for Yo-kai watch 2?
>THIS VOICE OVER
>THOSE TOADS
AAAAAAAH KILL ME KILL NINTENDO KILL EVERYTHING
>>341500349
>saw this coming a mile away
>still gave me a chuckle
What's with the fuckin Thomas the Tank Engine style narrator??
>>341500332
>>341500381
>>341500405
I hope to fucking god this is just the guy on stage. This would be a complete deal breaker.
Oh great, 3d shit.
>drinking toad with a straw
That's brutal
SUCC
That's kind of fucked up
YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
That shy guy undressing Toad was pretty hot.
>>341500476
Given the quality of the game, you can't blame me for thinking that.
Tabata is qt tho
>>341500332
>>341500381
>>341500405
>>341500584
It's the guy on stage.
So is Dragon Quest 8 3DS gonna be shown at all
>Shy guy just sucking the toad dry
Jesus
Welp, I wanna stab someone.
F
>text message tone
SILENCE YOUR PHONES!
>>341500732
God, I hope so.
WE GOT A MURDERGUY IN HERE
ABSOLUTELY SAVAGE
>Course
Dropped
F
>World map
Game confirmed shit
Everyone knew it was gonna be awful but there was still that last shred of hope
>>341500737
You missed it by like 30 mins or more.
STICKER STAR 2
T
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K
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R
S
T
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2
BM/AF
he SUCC
#FE looks fun as fuck, haven't been following it much but now I'm torn between getting this or Star Ocean
How long until they let Milk-chan run around with Link again?
>The dialogue in this game is so good
Meanwhile this retard bucket dumps the most hamfisted tutorial ive ever seen.
Please tell me this is some kind of sick fucking joke
Oh boy is it bingo time?
SELECT YOUR CARDS LADS
IT'S SHIT
IT'S LITERALLY STICKER STAR'S COMBAT EXCEPT SLOWER.
IKUNO
HIS KIDS BROUGHT US THIS
>All gameplay is sticker/consumables
Why did I have any hope
>STICKERS/CARDS ARE STILL THERE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FUCKING KILL ME
>Literally designed by a child
>SHITTY PAINTING MINIGAMES ARE MANDATORY BEFORE EVERY ATTACK
PLEASE SWEET MERCIFUL DEATH RELEASE ME FROM THIS TORMENT.
BRING BACK MEGA MILK
>the graphics looks good
So fucking disappointing. This game is guaranteed to be shit.
>no experience
FUCK
So cards instead of stickers. Fuck this shit.
>No partners
>only an annoying fairy
>Worthless combat
>Bullshit disposable attack mechanic.
Yep, Sticker Star 2.0, Paper Mario is fucking dead
>Everything having the colour and life drained out of it is a metaphor for the series
Anything else after Mario? When does the Pokken DLC get announced?
>>341501187
>>341501134
I never played sticker star but can you only attack if you have stickers
>>341501293
Yeah, such a damn waste.
>>341501057
This is not a bingo I want to play. I don't want to watch the stream yet I look at this thread.
>>341501006
>tfw never ever
>tfw this game could have been perfect if it had been more like the first two entries
>paper
>paper
>paper
>paper
>everything is made of paper
>paper
>paper
I hate Sticker Star apologists so much.
>>341501365
Yes
Also you can't select who to attack, you go after the first in line and every hammer attack causes splash damage
THERES THE FAN
>>341501365
Yep! You can ONLY attack with 1-use consumable stickers that you have a small inventory for!
Combat is LITERALLY pointless and 100% skippable unless it's a boss, and they give you a "use this to win" item for every boss!
>>341501294
The handle of the hammer filled up after a battle. Not sure if that's exp or a different paint meter.
Remember how one of the new Zelda's selling points was NOT having an obnoxious helper character?
>>341501365
yes. Run out of stickers and you have to run away from battle
>The battle system is an RNG dice roll with a painting mini game for everything
F to pay respects to Paper Mario now lads.
>>341500935
Post more of cute girl please
>>341501495
the only fan this game will ever have
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF LIMITING BASIC ATTACKS
>>341496508
They deserve it.
>>341501578
It's a good thing the partners in 1&2 weren't helpers but partners and the majority weren't obnoxious.
Please tell me none of you fuckers are buying this. This is a violent, remorseless raping of what was once a respectable series. Please for the love of god do not give this shitbucket dev team a cent for this abortion. With any luck, they'll be fired for attempting to sell this.
they really didn't learn a fucking thing from sticker star?
>Literally no reason to get into battles
>again
Someone just end this shit already
>>341501714
Adds a puzzle element :^)
>all this time wasting on enemies
jesus christ
it's a nightmare to watch
>>341501538
I think that may upgrade how much paint you can hold.
Pure speculation.
>>341501797
I ignored Stick Star and will be ignoring this.
>>341501293
>imagine this look with TTYD gameplay
fuck man. what has this series become? I can't believe I hoped it would go back to that style after SPM
>>341501816
remember tabata said this is the new direction for the series
I'd almost be fine if they took all enemies and combat out from paper mario and kind of left it as a puzzle/exploration series. But these turn based battles are nothing but a waste of time now, and the personality/humor is just a shell of its former self
>>341501797
Yeah, but Tabata is really cute.
>>341501441
>trying to hide your grief
You don't need to lie to us, anon.
>>341501451
well it is PAPER Mario. It's kind of its thing
>>341501816
No, because Sticker Star sold well in Japan.
TANAAAAAAAAAAAAABEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>its Sticker Star : Better Graphics
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Jap devs celebrated Shitter Star's completion
We should've used more than two nukes
>>341501964
Wouldn't it just be great if you could look at your successful and liked games instead of being pigheaded and sticking to shit people don't like? If only there was literally anyone in all of Nintendo who could think this way.
>>341501797
This, please!
I'm surprised all the sticker star 2 comments aren't getting <message deleted>
>>341501843
That's not even the BEST part.
Battles take longer now thanks to the dumb "paint your s̶t̶i̶c̶k̶e̶r̶s̶ cards" mechanic.
Where's the trailer upload so I can dislike it?
At least we know they weren't lying with the interview.Why couldn't they have been lying?;-;
>All this anger and outrage because you never learned how to play the first game
I'm impressed already. The combat seems a little improved, the visuals are stunning, and it's kind of nice to be going back to having unique settings.
Wait, what was that horizontal gold paint bar at the end of the battle? Can that be an experience alternative?
>>341501972
tabata needs to get beaten to death.
You guys wanted partners right? Well there you go! You can summon them as cards.
They forced a reason to fight enemies now
Paper Mario is SAVED boys
>>341502364
>it's all toads
[Nervous Laughter]
the fighting method kinda reminds me of megaman Battle network
>>341502310
>beach, and hillside toad houses are unique settings
TTYD fucking went to the moon, what is wrong with you?
>The first thing you'll notice is that it's ALL TOADS
>>341502310
You have shit taste but nice bait you got me.
>one toad has different colored spots
shiggy is gonna be pissed
>>341501491
>Also you can't select who to attack, you go after the first in line
would've been kind of cool if they took advantage of that by having moves to change enemy positioning and enemies also able to do the same for your party members.or are there no more party members as well?
>>341496928
Is this available in NA now? How do you get it?
>>341502310
I can't imagine how hard you've been squirming since your Bowser post got ignored.
>"We thought what should we do next on the new hardware after Sticker Star"
FUCKIN WHO LIKES THE OLD PAPER MARIO GAMES AM I RIGHT
WHAT SHOULD WE DO NEXT, WHAT DO FANS WANT THE MOST? PARTNERS? ORIGINAL ENEMIES? BATTLES WORTH FIGHTING?
NAH NONE OF THAT
>It's all toads
They're mocking us
>No partners but you can have enemies as summons that fight with you
I guess that's sort of interesting, though getting different partners would just be better.
Wouldn't mind a shy guy partner.
>>341502310
Nigga this had better be bait.
>>341502347
Isn't it amazing how little they understood the criticism?
>>341501964
>Mfw I replayed TTYD over and over after clearing it because it was so darn fun to get through
>Mfw the thought of doing so in SPM was daunting
>>341502310
>visuals are stunning
the characters are so dark and dim and the environments have a really shitty ambient occlusion look that doesn't fit the light hearted aesthetic. I appreciate making things look like paper and some visual elements but ultimate its a weird step back compared to Wooly World. WHY THE FUCK IS MARIO SO DARK, HES IN THE DIRECT SUNLIGHT AND HES PAPER.
>someone worked hard to make these gorgeous graphics for this game
I feel so bad for them.
>>341501525
>Combat is LITERALLY pointless and 100% skippable
so you don't level up at all? do you just rely on stickers to get stronger?
>huey will hold your hand throughout this zero challenge game
>>341496568
atlus is translating those games while nintendo is translating #fe, you are fucking retarded
>>341502517
You can summon generic enemies as a one time use to sort of act like partners
>>341502517
No party members, just your nagging fairy, Kersti
Kersti gets upset if you don't do bosses the easy way
Level select instead of an overworld
Toads make up 99% of the NPCs
Your rivals were Kamek and Bowser Jr.
Bowser had zero dialogue
>>341502115
because it was on the 3DS
The amount of games sold relative to the system was the lowest in the series
>>341502703
If you do fights you use up your stickers.
>>341495556
how the fuck can a gamecube game have more NPC variety and a connected world than a wii u game? i understand if they did that because of 3ds limitations last time, but this THIS is just lazy
>>341501964
What if SS had SPM's gameplay?
>>341502807
Of course, but as long as the money keeps coming in, they won't have a reason to change. The Wii U's far less popular than the 3DS, so this probably won't sell very well.
I thought Zelda was coming at 3:15 pt
>>341502703
No. You use stickers to attack to get money to get more stickers that don't have a use.
>>341502703
Yeah. The idea was that combat would give you money, and you use that money to buy stronger stickers thorughout the game, but like others said, combat just uses up your stickers and you find plenty of stickers randomly in the environment. Then bosses are too hard unless you find a special sticker, which then makes bosses too easy
>>341502817
>>341502703
yes it's pointless to get into any fights because you can't level up at all, all you can do is find a finite amount of hp+5 items
plus you can't just "pass" you either have to waste a sticker despite knowing full well you can't hurt any enemies that turn or just throw the fight and run away
either waste your resources or don't bother playing the game at all
>>341502953
The gameplay was the worst thing about SPM though, it was the fantastic writing that saved that game.
SS has no writing whatsoever, so...
>Luigi is back
>He is literally an object
>>341503176
How will you refill your paint on the fly?
>>341502667
>WHY THE FUCK IS MARIO SO DARK, HES IN THE DIRECT SUNLIGHT AND HES PAPER.
wow I didn't notice this until you pointed it out. now it's really jarring
>this game is so dynamic
Yet another fucking "hammer everything to find x amount of toads" section.
>>341503067
no, youre going to watch this relentless beating of a once good series and like it first
>>341503215
>Tfw didn't mind SPM's gameplay
>LUIGI
falling asleep from this
The fucks this island full of generic toads, boring dialogue and gameplay?
GET IT
THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME
HA
HA
>>341502307
>If you say it's fun then I want to make another one
Soo.. Did it sell well?
>>341502096
It used to just be a visual style that allowed for funny little visual jokes. Only with Sticker Star and this shit have they gone full LOL EVERYTHING'S MADE OF PAPER GUYS LOOK and turned it into the main theme.
There was the origami stuff in TTYD but it was just a side mechanic and used for one express purpose. It had no bearing on the story. Now the story is just EVERYTHING IS PAPER SO YOU NEED STICKERS/PAINT TO DO THINGS LOL.
>>341498634
>why even touch it anyways?
You clearly don't understand how this company works
>Shufflegate: Exposed
>>341503481
It's Paper Mario.
Expect a full game of it.
>Mark the toad with paint
>despite the fact that he already looks different from the others
>>341502462
And you had to go through fucking General White to make it happen, and then never do anything interesting when you do get there.
Fuck that chapter. >>341502593
That was before they started streaming the game. >>341502667
Even the most deluded of fanboys admit that the visuals are gorgeous.
>>341503603
That did give me a slight chuckle
>>341503603
Yeah, like Watergate.
What were you thinking of, anon?
>>341502790
>>341502774
this is Mystic Quest tier dumb downs. fuck man
>>341503535
Almost 2 million sales worldwide.
>>341503535
sadly is the best selling game in the series, but like some anon pointed out, is just because the 3ds is incredibly more popular than the gamecube was in it´s day
Alright guy, you can change one thing about Color Splash but you can't get rid of the card mechanic. Only try to make it better, how do you do it?
Well, I'm out. I can't take any more of this.
even the treehouse guys look bored
>>341503887
Add actual characters that aren't Toads.
How did things end up like this?
>>341503754
Cute japanese girls
>>341503860
Didn't Super Paper Mario sell more?
>>341503927
That guy on the right is just completely dead inside. He doesn't want this. His kids are going to play this game someday and ask him "why?"
He will never be able to answer.
>>341503887
Big anime tiddies.
Me on the right
>>341503887
how about a paper mario 64/TTYD tier story?
LOOK AT THE GAMEPAD
>>341502703
Despite what people may tell you, this actually works pretty well. You get access to stronger stickers as you play through the game.
Oh, and combat is NOT pointless. It's how you make money to buy better Stickers in the first place.
>>341496297
I want to see more of those floppy ears desu.
>>341502316
I think it's too upgrade the total paint you can hold.
After they moved to the second part of the demo, he could hold more.
>>341504161
I want to fuck her thighs
>Koopalings instead of original bosses
All right
Very hard puzzle.
>>341504259
I want to fuck his thighs
>Battles are worthless
>No original enemies or partners
>All generic same toads
>Same world map
>Same level end
>Slightly changed sticker system
They learned nothing AT ALL. Its the same shit
>>341501057
>ACTUAL PAPER KOOPALINGS
Jesus christ
>Kooplings
As bosses
I guess its something, but Nintendo is really using them a lot recently
>Koopalings
it's dead
>Koopalings
So Bowser's probably the villain AGAIN.
>>341502953
Honesty I probably wouldn't bother playing it. to me the gameplay was mediocre and the writing carried the game for me
>MORTON MORE TONS
This fucking writing team should be hanged in front of their loved ones.
>>341504316
I want to fuck your thighs
>>341504259
the chubby lady from the DQ showing had cuter thighs
>>341501057
I called it, what the fuck.
>>341501057
man, this bingo will be completed in no time
>>341504316
same
>>341504130
>>341504161
Nice hivemind, boys.
>>341504319
the tabata way is : NO you are the ones who are wrong and don´t understand
>>341504202
>It's how you make money to buy better Stickers in the first place.
Which are only used for combat. You don't need stronger stickers if you just don't fight anything.
>>341495721
Localization
The color draining thing instead of an HP bar is kind of cool honestly.
>>341504576
This gameplay really does look boring. Jesus man you like this?
At least the bosses aren't "use X sticker to win" anymore
Super Mario RPG died for Paper Mario's future sins
>>341499581
ironically available in meme form
>>341504770
HEY GUESS WHAT
>>341504724
I'll agree with that
>>341504770
pffft
>>341504724
That's the one good thing.
>>341504674
She looks like a soccer mom
>>341504770
you spoke too soon
>>341504770
What was that, anon?
>>341501964
>Erasing with pencils
Niggers
>>341504770
LMAO
>>341504770
>(you)
>more click to win boss stickers
>>341504770
Welp, never mind.
FUCK
>>341504770
TOP KEK
>>341504770
ABOUT THAT
>>341504646
You also need coins for Thing stickers, which are incredibly useful and are necessary to progress.
Stop being a fag, anon.
say what you will about the game but those fire effects on the hammer and the embers filling up the room was pretty cool
>The thing about this game is that you cant mindlessly charge into battle you gotta think first
You mean a badge system? You mean action commands and partners?
>>341504770
Do count your chickens before they hatch
Where is Zelda?!?!?
>>341504728
The fuck? No. Fuck no. Both of those anons just referenced the same sad treehouse guy. Nobody could like this garbage, I'm offended that you even suggested that.
>Using a fire exstinguisher to put out a fire constitutes a puzzle now
>>341504770
I am so sorry.
>>341495721
because THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
also
>Items that prettymuch let you one shot bosses
HATE!
>>341504770
Oh anon, I blame you for this.
It looks great too bad it's a young kid franchise now. Nothing to enjoy for us there.
>>341504770
at first I laughed and then I was saddened
>We put a lot of effort into the background music
>>341504674
> Not Sam
>>341504770
It never was.
>Muh first boss.
Really? Was Lord Crump super difficult? Come on.
>>341496568
>localization of Etrian Odyssey V got delayed for P5
The world isn't fair, deal with it.
>>341504770
M E M E
M A G I C
>>341505014
pretty much everybody agrees that it looks great, but just that, and maybe the music
I was thinking about giving this game a chance, that it might not be as boring as Sticker Star
This stream just convinced me otherwise. I feel sorry for the people who worked on that game
>>341505016
>top replies not AUDREY or MM GIRL
I'm disappointed in you fucks
I want to bar Nintendo employees from saying the word "nostalgic" for at least 10 years. It's not nostalgia anymore, you have regurgitated the past too much and now it's just the perpetual present.
HOLY SHIT ONE ORIGINAL GREEN TOAD WITH SCARF...and hes gone...
>Toad literally introduces himself as Toad #1
>>341505271
>it looks great
Yeah I sure love my characters having 3 fucking outlines.
Cause I could never figure out why they were all flat and 2D like that. But now thanks to the power of giant white outlines I understand that they're made of fucking paper haha everyTHINGS FUCKING PAPER PAPER PAPER LOL PAPER STICKERS PAINT PAPER FOLDING PAPER FUCKS SAKE ITS FUCKING PAPER HOLY SHIT PAPER PAPER
>All the characters look the same, but they have a different way of speaking
SO WHY NOT CHANGE THEIR DESIGNS TO MAKE THEM UNIQUE
>>341498634
>just translate it and you're done
Because you dolt, that's not how "LOCALIZING" works according to the people in charge of localizing.
>>341505508
1meta3me
>>341505558
Are you okay anon?
>>341505271
sorry anon. TTYD style Paper Mario is not coming back. time to let go
>>341505014
from what I hear the boss theme seemed pretty catchy but Paper Mario music usually is
woah a new dragon character. that's something.
>>341505712
I really feel like that's from another game. Not sure what though
>>341505712
The dragon's from Captain Toad, actually.
NO CREATIVITY ALLOWED
This beautiful fucking art and presentation
WASTED ON THIS
that FUCKING fan again
>>341505828
It hurts.
>>341505813
>>341505815
well fuck me sideways. why can there be no creativity in Paper Mario anymore
RUNNING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND
>And this is probably music you've heard before!
No shit, there is literally nothing in this game we haven't seen or heard before.
OK that SMB2 track was tasty. Credit where its due. Shame the game's such shit.
>>341505558
Jesus Christ, anon. go have a drink or something
>>341505815
>complain it's only NSMB
>it's not
>backpedal
Everytime
>>341505967
Thank Shiggy moomoo.
This whole style would have been great and memorable as like ONE WORLD of a bigger Mario game.
Wow, this game has an awful lot of variety. I'm sold on it.
>Super Mario Bros. 2 music
>Shy Guys are the main mooks
What does it mean?
>>341506023
>tasty
how fat are you to hear music and think about food?
WHEN IS ZELDA
>find the one specific single-use item you need and then use it
>this is considered a puzzle
I FUCKING LOVE TOADS
But seriously, the visual style is great, but combat gameplay looks lame. And all the fucking Toads.
Well guys, how did you like our new paper mario game?
>>341506141
Emphasis on awful
God the graphics in this game are absolutely gorgeous.
WHY IS THE REST OF THE GAME SO SHIT THEN FUCK.
>>341506141I hope you enjoy anon
>>341495556
>paper mario is still only allowed to have characters from the main nsmb series
>any mario related game is only allowed to have characters from the main nsmb series
>>341506176
yesterday
>>341506096
That's one of the things that really bother me about Sticker Star detractors. They act like the game lacks personality completely, when that isn't true at all.
That montage at the end really highlighted this, I think. The game just looked plain fun to play. The overworld mechanics are the best they've ever been.I'm really amped to try it for myself.
>>341506096
No one in that reply chain said it was all NSMBs
They just said it was creative and then that it wasnt
>>341506176
now
This shit looks pretty bland, a shame since I was hoping to have another Wii U game tie me over til Zelda. Tokyo Mirage looks great though.
>>341505558
Are you feeling blue, Anon? Are your armsfeeling blue?
>Tfw you tend to like everything and even you dislike this game
I mean for fucks sake I even enjoyed Other M.
Are you ready?!
>>341506397
when was that said? that didn't stop TTYD
>>341498634
Because then they would have to rate it T or M and that means little billy and suzy can't play it because everyone who owns a nintendo system is an infant
>>341506349
Dawww Puppers
>>341506343
we aren't allowed to have nice things
those booth babes dressed like Link give me the strangest boner
>>341506128
>tfw no general-art-themed Mario where some worlds are yarn (with Yoshi), some are paper, some are anime, some are literal children's drawings from a contest, etc
>>341506553
bathing suits have never warranted an M rating
YAYA
WOOHOO
>>341506492
I pre ordered sticker star when that came out,
I'll never trust a paper Mario game again
>>341506407
Take a good look around yourself. Really take the time to look. Scan your surroundings.
Now, find the largest, sharpest object you can find and fuck your own urethra with it.
Sincerely, someone with a deep respect for the effort and love that Nintendo put into the first two Paper Mario games.
>>341506150
>Morton saying boss told him to get star
>Even if he's a moron he'd have called Bowser by name
>The final boss isWart
>Everything is generic because it's a fabricated dream
>>341506513
bayonetta needs to be added to that montage since the game has its own version of witch time
I want to have hope for this game... But it suffers the retarded trend from Sticker Star where battles are pointless. Cool, you can get "minions" to summon, but if they run away from bosses, what's the point?
Did they explain what the bar in the handle next to the paint was after defeating an enemy? The optimist in me hopes it's a way to increase your paint count or SOME form of EXP, but I know it's probably pointless.
>>341506672
like aPAPER MARIO meets MARIO game?
>>341506492
other M at least had decent gameplay
>it's actually just Sticker Star again
Did they learn nothing from the backlash? What the fuck. They didn't remove the trailers from their website and channel because they were changing it, they just didn't want to hear the criticism.
What the fuck is wrong with the devs of this game?
>>341506672
>make a Paper Mario themed around alternate dimensions or worlds
>use this idea
damn that's pretty good fampai
>>341506283
Looks like cards are reusable post battle. This might be a more Battle network style combat.
>>341505014
No he means using the fire extinguisher (Which you might have fucking missed, in which case hope you can tank near instakills) to put out the FIRE
Such thoughtful combat, only true intellectuals will appreciate this game
I bet you guys don't hate this as much as people hate infinite warfare, or federation force.
You'll probably all buy it, if only to see them make a TTYD HD rerelease
>>341506672
>some are anime
delete this
>>341506349
>Counter-Strike for kids
>>341506861
>Cool, you can get "minions" to summon, but if they run away from bosses, what's the point?
Well, nearly everything is pointless in boss fights since thing stickers are back.
>>341506861
I feel like there must be a way to take this existing system and make it match the complexity the old paper games had. But it just seems so bare and simple goddamn.
>>341507039
Why the fuck would I buy this.
The only reason I bought sticker star was because I hadn't heard how awful it was and thought "Hey every paper mario game has been great! This should be good, right?"
>>341507027
No its not
Not at all, the only difference from Sticker Star is that you can re-use the cards and that they're even more of a fucking pain in the ass to scroll through and use
>>341506989
>what is Super Paper Mario?
>>341507032
That is weird though, if you didn't have the fire extinguisher, I imagine that boss would be fucking impossible. Was sticker star like that, where bosses were impossible if you didn't use the weakness sticker, or did they just help a lot?
MEGAMILK TIME
>My favorite enemy is Shy Guy and they cant even be bothered to have different Shy Guys for each area
How the fuck is this the same company that made Paper Mario 64? Which had a chapter full of unique shy guy designs?
>>341506553
I'm sure little kids will be all over idol game where character goes "Oh god, the idol I'm fan of has been in this room? Let me just be here for a moment, I need to breathe this air!"
What the fuck Treehouse, who do you think is audience for this.
>>341506672
That sounds like a pretty great Idea.
Work your way into nintendo and try to toss that idea out on the table.As well as going back to the old PM gameplay style.
>More Chiko playing Zelda
Thank god, this is the pick-me-up I need after this
>>341507261
>Was sticker star like that, where bosses were impossible if you didn't use the weakness sticker, or did they just help a lot?
mostly
If you managed to beat them without the special sticker than the crown shit on you for not using the easy way out
>>341507261
They just helped, with the exception of a mandatory sticker for the final boss.
>>341495556
FINALLY GOOD STUFF AGAIN
who whored a lot?
>>341507127
This is like the only JRPG in existence that would benefit from having a normal random encounter system where you can't just avoid enemies on the world map. At that point the whole sticker/card management would be an actual challenge.
>>341504642
Who?
>>341507039
I will never buy this, I have so little interest after seeing them play it, that it's a zero effort decision for me.
>She just shoots a bird and it explodes
fucking brutal
>>341507261
They weren't impossible, but balls to the wall hard.
>H-H-HEY GUYS, THIS GAME DOES HAVE T-T-TOWNS THOUGH, STOP HATING!
LOL what a shitty fucking town, empty game confirmed
And Link is naked. Liking this already
LINK IS NOT FOR SEXUAL STOP IT
>>341507261
They were just really fucking tanky
I dont think they pulled out such high damage
>guy without shirt OK
>girl without shirt SEXIST
>>341507260
Oh yeah that did happen
>>341507039
I'm not touching this abortion
Do not warn your people,
They are not people.
What did chico mean
>zelda demo starts
>girls playing
>open inventory
>remove link's clothes
So it's that kinda game then is it
>>341507563
oh get over it you baby
>The Youtube like and dislike bar is neck and neck
Let's do it, bros. Let's BTFO the haters once and for all.
>>341507587
chico does not forgive
>>341507039
I don't hate Fed Force. That in some way looks fun and interesting to me.
Color Splash looks pretty but boring as fuck.
>>341507587
that she loves me and is my waifu
>>341507620
Keep in mind that this is the same team that censored #FE
You wouldn't fuck a Link, would you?
>>341507686
>I don't hate Fed Force. That in some way looks fun and interesting to me.
end your wretched life
>>341507620
>Nintendo covering up ugly women
>Giving us the superior male form
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>341507587BUILD A WALL
>Do you have a torch?
>NAH I'M JUST GONNA BOMB IT
I love her so much
>>341507653
6k vs 372
Hello where can I find the Picross 3D 2 NA localization news thank you friends
>>341507039
>You'll probably all buy it
>>341507587
Shes the reason monsters were forced into the underground
>>341507776
Of course I would.
Even the Treehouse girls want to, that's why they leave him shirtless all the time.
This game fucking loves the idea of you making your own solution, and I love it in return.
What would happen if a couple of male players wouldn't stop creaming themselves and kept stripping down a female character down to her bra?
>random mushrooms get cooked when exposed to fire.
Pretty good.
>>341507027
>Looks like cards are reusable post battle.
>>341507251
>the only difference from Sticker Star is that you can re-use the cards
What the fuck, is this confirmed?
>>341507639
console me with a handjob and I will.
>>341507450
Paper Mario using cards sounds awesomeon paperif you brought back badges and had you do certain card effects like be able to play this card if this happens or discard 3 cards to do this unique effect etc. it'd be awesome. It would open up the depth a little and yeah any more incentive to fight battles.
>>341508028
the whole world would blow up dude!!!
>he's probably regretting not wearing a shirt
>but none of us are
Are these really the same people who censor everything? What the fuck is this bullshit?
OH FUCK A HOUSE
AN ACTUAL FUCKING HOUSE.
The game looks nice, but its anyone else concerned that it's been so many hours and we've only seen wilderness so far?
loving how weapon catch fire without any active "press X to lit" menus
>>341508028
Men are stronger and can take being sexualized.
I scrolled through this thread for cute pics of the Nintendo girls, and there aren't enough. Disappointed.
>>341507251
I meant more of having limited deck space but can reuse stuff afterwards. I didn't mean to imply its as well implemented
>>341507039
Nah I won't. It will sell like hot shit since it is on the WiiU as well. The only people that will buy this are kids whos first paper mario was sticker star
>>341508028
You mean like if someone played Dead or Alive?
>>341508180
Aonuma already admitted that they purposefully removed towns and dugeons from the demo in order to avoid spoiling the good parts of the game and its plot.
>>341508140
the numales are censoring by respect for the girls they don't give a shit themselves.
>>341495556
>tfw they took my suggestion of showing the zweihander
>>341508180
That's because they're expressly avoiding showing any towns or civilization, since it's plot spoilers.
>>341508180
they're doing that for spoiler reasons
Blade Mode?
>Boobs is a dexfag
>>341504319
Oy if it sells 1 million+ copies why change it?
I love Color Splash's design... but I hope it tanks so they can REALLY learn the lesson.
The only reason seeing ANY town could spoil things is if we're making the civilizations ourselves, like it's Actraiser or Terranigma.
>>341507039
>You'll probably buy it
Please don't compare everyone with those nintendrones who literally eat all the shit nintendoes
>>341508357
Yeah pretty much. One get criticized for players being chauvenists, will that happen to zelda/treehouse?
>>341508140
It's SJW logic. Females can't do anything wrong and men are to be exploited.
I wish I was joking but a large amount of them do this.
>Treehouse censors the fuck out of the #FE girls
>The first thing that the treehouse womoen do when they take control of Link is remove his clothes.
So much for equality these feminazis keep whining about, fucking sluts.
>>341508447
Fuck blades, you can rip off the arms of your enemies and beat them with it.
I'm doing a naked severed arm run for my second playthrough.
>>341508140
Men have male privilege, so they can't be victims of sexism.
>>341508373
I wonder what's to spoiler to hide villagers. Maybe it's a "cursed world" senario where they are monsters, or statues or ghosts or something.
likes are outweighing dislikes fix pls
>>341508606
go and protest about it I'll join you
I feel like at this point they're gushing over shirtless link just to piss you guys offit's pretty funny watching people complain
>They're not people
Chiko as ruthless as ever
>>341508731
Not like nintendo gives a fuck.
Gaming "media" will probably make up some bullshit about how it's muh soggy knees again like with the ghostbusters trailer
>>341508363
I'm worried by what that means. Like if they made small, sparse towns tie into that plot.
>>341508623
I'm doing a "fuck permanent equipment" run on my first playthrough. Everything I use will be stolen on-site.
>>341508229
Sexism at its finest
>Audrey needs a bag on her face
>Chiko is fucking awful at the game and incredibly boring
Literally the 2 worst members of treehouse
>>341507776
I'm more feminine than him and my dick is probably smaller, he should fuck me
>>341508680
Let me guess... because """"systems"""" and """"institutionalized""""".
>>341508052
Did you watch the stream anon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNKgwyy2WTI
Rewind like 15-30 minutes and despair
those goblins look like Stitch
>chiko keeps hammering on the fact that bokoblins are not people
This girl doesn't pull any punches.
>>341507729
The Treehouse are fucking terrible. But to be fair, I don't think these people in particular have had anything to do with #FE's localization. They've been working on the 3DS games we saw from earlier today.
>>341508772
It's not fair. Link is mine!
>falling torch creates an explosion
LEL
>>341508864
Don't you FUCKING bully Chiko. She's great.
>spears are actually fast and effective
SPEARLADS WW@
>>341509076
The explosion looked cool as fuck too.
NEW THREAD WHEN
Also, for everyone complaining about reverse sexism, this is the same treehouse where there is not only not a single flat-chested girl, but where every girl seems to be cast based on their tits
If this game has one super weapon (unbreakable, stronger, flashy) of each type of weapon in the game, I'll cum buckets.
>>341509092
What she says is funny but she's awful at the game
>destroy goblin house
>now you can open the chest
>leave
They only want to hurt and kill everyone
bump limit reached
>>341509289
>>341509289
>>341509289
Someone please drown the girl on the right if she laughs one more god damn time.
>>341508731
It doesnt matter
Intelligent systems dont care. Sticker Star did worse than SPM and had an abysmal attatchment ratio compared to TTYD, while selling slightly less than it. On top of the fan backlash of course
Yet they chose to rehash StickerShit. Its a waste of energy to dislike
NEW THREAD FUCKING WHERE
>>341509313
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOO BULLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>341509076
We've seen that hideout before, what happens is the torch falls on a pile of explosive barrels.
>>341508961
They better not fuck up Fleshy Souls and Boney Spirits!
if they remove Insomni's clevage I'll riot
>>341509345
Reminder that Bokoblins are not people and should be purged.
>>341508731
>likes jumped up to 1000
Are people liking it just to piss us off?
>>341509279
Oh god that would be hype. Like Master sword, Hero's bow, Giants Knife, Some magic spear. I'd be hype
>>341509279
It's a Zelda game. There's gonna be a master sword with infinite durability.and a sword that does even more damage but wears quickly
>>341509279
I expect a zelda game to have some stuff like that for the endgame. maybe at the end of a chain quest.
>>341509398
>Sticker Star did worse than SPM
considering SPM was on the Wii that's not very hard to understand
>>341509568
Hence why I brought up TTYD's attachment ratio and sales
>>341498634
they literally just recolored her skin, what the fuck is going on at nintendo
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