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Square Onyx edition
This thread is for a slower-paced discussion, try to refrain from spamming memes in caps lock.
>Streams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_p6V5VCkm4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNKgwyy2WTI
>Obligatory comfy vidya music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtf7pocKg-E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GavnF2SuOc
>Polls:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10476109
http://www.strawpoll.me/10486326
Audrey WHEN!?
theres this term called tsundere
>women are stronger anywhere in the world
Thats not sexist at all.
TSUNDERE CONFIRMED
>tsunderecute
>wann play DQ7
>No way in hell they would announce release date to be RIGHT NOW
End me.
>>341490898
FUCKIGN WEEABOO DEVS
TSUN TSUN LIKE MY ANIME
I want to suckle on Audrey's swollen milk containers.
If you get what I mean
WHO IS READY FOR THIS GAME TO RELEASE NEXT WEEK?
BAKA NOT THAT I LIKE YOU OR ANYTHING
~~UGUU~~
>we invented tsundere
![[DeadFish] Arakawa Under the Bridge - 04 [BD][720p][AAC].mp4_snapshot_16.45_[2014.01.25_13.25.09].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DBPSnNr.jpg "[DeadFish] Arakawa Under the Bridge - 04 [BD][720p][AAC].mp4 snapshot 16.45 [2014.01.25 13.25.09]")
Kuudere > Tsundere > Yandere
>>341490898
So what is it?
ENIX INVENTED TSUNDERE
CONFIRMED
>>341491254
I don't get it anon
What did you mean by this?
>>341490898
so any deleted/censored clothes or not?
>>341491250
They could say "right now on the eshop" and "in two weeks" for retail though.
>Explains that they "created" the term "tsundere" live on an e3 stream.
playing box boy lads
it's fun
ONYX WAS THE FIRST TSUNDERE!
>>341491250
>The release date will probably be in fall or winter 2016
>>341491254
FUUUUUCK anon I would literally spend the rest of my life underneath that shirt attached to those mammarys
>>341491338
*onyx invented tsundere
ftfy famalam
AUDREY TSUNDERE WHEN
yfw nintendo invented tsundere
How do you know they DIDN'T really invent tsundere tho? Youre just bullying them.
Where is that 80 image collection at?
TSUNDERE
S
U
N
D
E
R
E
>>341491409
You don't seem to comprehend how influential Dragon Quest is on Japanese society.
>>341491567
>Onyx
>>341491292
This is an objective fact
>>341491568
They don't. I just think it's funny that they brought it up.
>square onix
>tsundere
>i-it's not like I want to rock tomb you or anything
TASTY SLIME OH SHIT
>>341491254
>>341491589
>>341491663
post all your webms of mega milk
>>341490667
>not watching the Treehouse stream all day long at work while you get paid
>457 different monsters in this version of DQVII
wew
>tsundere onyx: the game
>>341491354
It means I want to help that bovine beauty get some pain relief, her udders are filled to the brim with lon lon milk and someone has to do something about it
If you get what I mean
>>341491254
She knows she is a sex symbol at this point. She has too. Audrey was also flirting quite a bit during whatever that stick figure puzzle indie game was and it was getting the guy playing really aroused.
We are in the palm of her hand and cannot escape ;_;
>SHE WANTS TO TASTE YOUR SLIME
I'd let her taste my White slime
>>341491328
We appear to be in a white hole.
>WHAT DOES THE SLIME TASTES LIKE?
SHE THIRSTY
>put the essence of slime on your skin to get perfect skin
>but don't get too sticky
MEME RICH ENVIRONMENT
>>341491637
True. Dragon Quest references are in almost every anime. Sucks that it was never as popular in the west.
>Square Onix
>What does a Slime taste like?
What drugs is Kindra on?
>>341491589
joosten and audrey both have an overbite but they still can get it
>>341491637
you don't seem to comprehend how influential Rumiko Takahashi is on Japanese society
>kid slime vs daddy slime
holy shit
>>341491849
>HAL Labs
>Indie
Please don't hack me for this, 4chan, but y'all need to stop making these sexual comments.
From, NeoGAF.
>yfw what does a slime taste like
>>341491709
">it's not like I want to use rock slide on you, baka"
>>341491972
She is the best. They better keeper for all segments.
>Kindra wants to taste slime
So what are all the nintendo e3 memes so far?
slimes are for cute
they are not for eat
>>341491819
SOURCE ME FAMALAM
>mr. whorey
>>341492061
why do you keep posting this?
How can one woman be so based?
Who /Gamekings/ here?
>>341492103
boobs
>>341492085
>what does your slime taste like Mr. Hori
>>341491958
With FF getting more releases and having a more unique story and gameflow each game, it made it the top dog in the west. DQ doesn't change so drastically from it's basic formula and didn't start getting regular releases until FF was popular, so it was doomed to fail.
>100ft Robot Golf on some Sony Livecast stream.
>Cuts to something else before they even finish one hole in multiplayer.
Is the rest of it somewhere else?
>>341492005
Lum wasn't tsundere you cunt. Unless you are talking about Ataru.
>>341492176
any video with remy la croix
>very lengthy
UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE FUCKING CENTURY
>>341492176
>it's very lengthy
what did she mean by this?
>>341492103
audrey has great stonking tits
that's it mostly
would you a slime
>>341491819
What do you do? I'm looking for a job like this.
>>341492103
Square Onix and Mega Milk
>>341492103
Bill setting everything on fire in Zelda
Chiko's shit at games
Audrey's tits
Kindra's on drugs
Square Onyx
>>341492023
>committing patricide live on stream
Brutal
>>341492212
>those legs
>that pantyhose
>those shoes
>those sweaterpuppies
>>341491909
A white hole?
>>341492207
>Gamekings
I used to watch those guys but their reviews are awfully shallow nowadays. The younger crew trying to be funny is getting on my nerves too.
>>341492103
Kindra just dropped two fresh ones.
Why are DQ games so fucking long
>457 different monsters
>54 jobs
Friendly reminder that you will not beat this game before XI releases.
>Iwata walks into the conference room
>Presents new game to Shiggy
>Shiggy stands up, clapping
>"very well done, Iwata-kun! I rike it very much!"
>"B-Baka Shiggy-sensei, I-It's not like i WANTED to make z-zelda again..."
>>341490898
>This thread is for a slower-paced discussion, try to refrain from spamming memes in caps lock.
>>341491195
>Audrey WHEN!?
Derailed already. Nintendogaf everyone
>>341491897
>>341491936
>>341491972
another thing i am wondering what do you think the slime taste like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to taste them
>e3 is almost over
>>341492103
Chiko being a maniacal pyromaniac
>>341492207
>>341492207
Has her gf been identified yet?
Still no new zelda footage.
I guess it's fair enough, they have to show their other shit but damn, I want to see more.
>Initial release date: August 26, 2000 Playstation
uhhh
>>341491663
I want her to break me
>we didnt have any plans to release DQVII in the states because it'd be too much work
just give me a date and i will buy 100 copies
>white piggu almost didn't get this
this game looks kinda boring desu
Someone with photoshop skills should put this on Audrey's blue shirt
>we didn't have any plans to release DQVII 3DS in the states
OH REALLY?
I THOUGHT YOU JUST FELT LIKE WAITING 3 YEARS FOR FUN.
>>341492418
>>Iwata walks into the conference room
>>341492414
You can rush it in ~120 hours I guess.
Does she know she's throwing euphemisms left and right?
>It's a vast game
Sure. That's why you didn't release it.
>>341492401
They aren't. Maybe just slightly longer/shorter t han your typical JRPG.
VII is an unique beast.
>>341492418
>Iwata walks into the conference room
>>341492401
The grind. You can speedrun it in about 15 hours though.
>>341492440
jelly and screams
Nintendo is based af right now.
Too bad I dont have a WeebDS
>>341492418
>Iwata walks into the conference room
didn't know nintendo was in the marionette business
THEY LOCALIZED BECAUSE OF THE FRENCH
THE FRENCH DID SOMETHING RIGHT FOR ONCE
>ugh, so much text to translate
>fuck it, I don't wanna release it
lazy shits
>>341492230
Tbh FF is only popular due to VII, which was the first FF for many and one of the first 3D JRPGs. DQ VII took longer to release and it wasn't as revolutionary.
After that, Square released 3 more FF mainline games (VIII, IX, X) in the time it took for Enix to release one (VIII). So I guess it just never stood a chance. DQ got the most popularity in Japan from the earlier games after all.
>>341492457
>literally 5+ hours of zelda gameplay footage yesterday
thats more than every other game at E3 combined senpai
>>341492336
Graphic designer at a small company, my boss doesn't give two shits what I do so long as my work gets done.
FRANCE SAVED DRAGON QUEST
>too much work to localize
Are you wanting Dragon Quest?
>>341492441
We still have one more day anon!!
>>341492212
>She will never grab your Waluweewee
Quick! Claim you're waifu!
OH BOY GUYS. ONLY 2 GAMES LEFT AFTER THIS
>Tokyo Mirage Sensations #FE
>COLOR SPLASH
#DIDITFORTHEFANS
#DIDITFORTHEFANS
#DIDITFORTHEFANS
>>341492059
Yeah sorry I just couldn't remember the game name or publisher at all, it just looked kinda indie.
>>341492061
I have made some of them but must concede its probably gone too far.
If Treehouse women read this thread please accept our sincerest apologies, these comments are made in genuine appreciation for how lovely you are, nothing to objectify you but we are all enchanted by you and that expresses itself in some weird ways.
Thank you for all that you do and who you are, without you nobody would buy these games as much as they do because of your blinding talents and charming hosting.
VIVA LA FRANCE
>too much work to localize
i wonder how often this is the actual excuse to not release shit over here.
CONFIRMED THE PETITIONS WORKED ALSO GOOD JOB FRENCHIES
>FRANCE
YUP. IT WASN'T AMERICA, FOLKS.
IT WAS FUCKING FRANCE.
GOD DAMN IT JAPAN WHY DO YOU LOVE PARIS JESUS CHRIST
>>341492418
>>Iwata walks into the conference room
BASED FRANCE SAVING VIDEO GAMES
there you have it, thank the frogs
>>341492694
Zelda will also appear again.
>WE ACTUALLY LISTENED TO THE WESTERN FANS
FINALLY, YOU UNDERSTAND
>>341492691
AUDREY IS MY WAIFU
>>341492390
David, Jelle, and Emiel are atrocious. Karim, who's brand new and I think only appears on the website for now, is a bit better, but he's on the opposite side of the spectrum where he doesn't make jokes or respond to humor at all.
Shelly is so strange at times that I can stand her.Dre will NEVER come back
>The French are the reason DQVII came over
>Squeenix didn't even notice the US fans crying over it
>only localized because of the fans
>it will sell like shit
My sides
Petitions confirmed for working.
>>341492629
BASED BAGUETTES
>>341492418
>Iwata walks into the conference room
Spoopy
>>341492441
STOP>tfw E3 is the only time you feel truly alive
>>341492691
CLAIMED FUCKERS
WE DID IT REDDIT!
I guess the French aren't all bad.
THANK YOU FRENCHBROSSSSSSSSSS
Fucking frenchies, you can be based sometimes
fan no chikara
PETITIONS WORK
>PETITIONS WORK
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>PETITIONS WORK
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>PETITIONS WORK
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>PETITIONS WORK
>>341492784
Wasn't the petition american made? I remember the guy pushing it here too.
>>341492774
I meant before Zelda takes over for the rest of the day
Fug, I'm going to play DQ9 tonight.
>>341492732
It's understandable with DQ7
>>341492380
Its the time reversal version of a black hole. But instead of an Apparent Horizon, it has a past marginally trapped surface.
This means that everything comes out instead of in. Kind of like us looking at Audrey.
>>341492418
>Iwata rises from the grave to present a game to Shiggy
what did france do?
>>341492691
Sweaterpuppy Audrey is mine!
>>341492747
QUICK SOMEONE MAKE FRENCHFAGS COMPLAIN ABOUT CENSORSHIP
>>341492797
It'll sell decently. It's a handheld JRPG by Square Enix.
>>341492803
too late faggot
>tfw everybody is going to pirate it and DQ will never be localized ever again
>The French saved DQ
Thank you je suis montés.
May your mounts be eternal and you bugs juiced.
>>341492418
>Iwata walks into the conference room
>>341492779
NOPE, SHE'S MINE
>>341492826
NO PIC, NO CLAIM. THEMS THE RULES NIGGA
>>341492826
it doesn nothing im pirating her
>>341492418
>>Iwata walks into the conference room
Can you imagine this not releasing in the west?
What a shitty time to live in.
>>341492649
Yeah, you're right. I just was hoping for more.
>>341492925
You never specified which Audrey fagit
>>341492784
Thank god japan sucks france's balls for some reason.
>>341492418
>Iwata walks into the conference room
BEEG
FAT
BOSSU
MERCI FRANCE
Game looks great. Not a fan of DQ art style though.
>>341492631
DQVII's script is the size of an entire bookshelf, it really is a lot of work.
>>341492784
Well French fans did things that actually mattered like real physical letters, most of the English vidya community just shitpost on social media.
The petition was the English community though and that did help.
>>341492891
surrender
>>341492803
top kek
>>341492732
to be fair dragon quest vii is ridiculously fucking long
>>341492927
please no
>the enemy are defeated
>are
>>341492784
AMERICA WEAK
FRANCE STRONK
Nuke USA!
Eat a baguette!
EY BOSS!
>>341492747
>>341492418
>>Iwata walks into the conference room
O-oh
It's a shame that Wii U is plain dead for the rest of the year and 3DS is getting all the cool games
Here hoping that Color Splash is decent
>>341492927
I hope pirate/poorfags consider actually buying the game to support future localizations.
>use the slime for a facial
LEWD
>Dragon Quest Heroes
>Dragon Quest VII
>Dragon Quest VIII
>Dragon Quest Builders
Now they just need to confirm localization of Heroes 2 and XI.
>>341492562
Nigga I don't think you appreciate just how VAST a game this really is.
>>341492992
Just the thought makes me upset
I want to play it so bad.
>>341492891
2-0 against Albania
>>341492948
Une bonne omelette du fromage à toi aussi
based french
>>341492906
too late >>341492826
>BIG SIZED BOSS
This keeps getting lewder.
would you fuck a slime?
SHHH! KING SLIME IS SLEEPING!
>>341492103
audrey
>>341492418
>Iwata walks into the conference room
>>341492418
>Iwata walks into the conference room
Anon?
will this game run well on my old 3ds?
>>341492889
>Posting when you don't know the joke
Bad newfag.
>>341493176
Only if it was a girl
>>341493030
>Not a fan of DQ art style though.
You didn't like dragon ball?
>boss
>status effect work on it
>>341492781
ik wil gewoon een show met boris, steven, Jurjen de nintendoman en die dikke goeiegerd met de baard als ze fucking eerlijk zouden zijn over hun ervaring.
>>341492774
>>341492873
there's more Zelda? don't lie to me please
>>341493092
>Heroes 2
It will happen
>and XI
Never ever
>>341492418
I'm sorry anon, but:
>Iwata walks into the conference room
>>341492691
Claimed
>>341493257
Yes
>>341492418
>Iwata didn't get to see the entire world be wowed by Breath of the Wild.
I JUST ARRIVED ITS DQ VII IS ON WHATS GOING ON
>>341490898
I'm sorry sir my intelligence circuits have melted.
Hey guys I just asked Theresa out on a date and filmed her reaction with my phone
We're gonna go to a nice restaurant after Treehouse is finished today, she said she's excited :)
>>341492948
We accept your Pardon...
>>341492927
Their fault for waiting so long to localize.
>>341492891
Send tens of thousands of handwritten letters to pretty much everyone involved with DQ asking for localization of VII 3DS.
>>341492418
>Iwata walks into the conference room
Holy shit you actually get the demo Monster hunter demo from humble bundle
I can't believe he has the audacity to fat shame that slime.
Wait till Kota-, I mena Polygon hears about this
REMINDER https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_syndrome
>It is particularly noted among Japanese travellers.
This is how obsessed the Japs are with France. I thought nothing could surpass their boner for Germans, but France is a worthy rival
>>341493257
It was made for old 3DS, so sure.
>>341493260
>Implying I didn't do it on purpose
>>341493264
N-no senpai.
>>341493046
I fucking hate this maymay.
The boobs are so big they barely fit the screen!
>>341493273
It should be coming in 1 hour.
>>341493084
>o-oh I guess it's ok, I'll get to play Yooka Laylee this year
>delayed to 2017
>>341493290
No reason to not get XI since it's a normal game this time and a big time release.
>>341493334
>restaurant
Enjoy your no second date.
>>341492878
>>341493065
Then outsource some of the work load. i could understand if this was some company with like 2 translators but square has way more resources than that.
>For you
>>341493290
>Nintendo offer to localize it for them so it can be a launch title
FOR YOU
>>341493084
Nintendo has to make at least two more bad Paper Mario games until they realize that people don't want it. Sorry, anon.
>>341493273
Yes, in about 1 hour
https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/743149034261602304
>NO RELEASE DATE
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
>up next: censored mi censored censor the censoring
>>341493374
there will be free codes release in emails today
WHEN IS THE RELEASE DATE
why is the chat spamming Mother 3
>>341493151
That's literally my screenshot though, anon. She's mine~
>they weren't gonna localize it
>Fans made them consider it
But why rename Gabo Ruff
THEY CONFIRMED RHYTHM HEAVEN EARLIER TODAY
W H E N
>No release date
FUCK YOU BANE
>for you
baneposting saved DQVII
also WHERE'S THE FUCKING RELEASE DATE
TOKYO MIRAGE SESSIONS
COMING UP!
>>341492418
>>341493334
CUTE
>Tokyo Mira-
And i'm out.
What ? What's happening with the french ?
>TMS#FE up next
Buckle in for censorship memes
BANE?
4 U
>>341493536
Because Twitch chat is cancer.
Where is the release date?
>guy really wants to beat the boss
why does this make me happy?
DANGIT RICK
let the guy finish his game bitch
COCK BLOCKED
>idol weeb shit
>>341493543
how big is your audrey folder?
>>341493176
Of course
>I'M NOT LEAVING
>LET ME KILL THIS BOSS, YOU FUCKING BITCH
The DQ addiction begins.
>>341493092
>what is joker 3
>no date
huh what why
>#FE
The shitposting will be insane.
>>341493269
>dikke goeiegerd met de baard
Melle? Hij is er nog maar zelden bij. Jammer, aangezien hij veruit het meest eloquente lid was.
Als Skate ook nog zou hosten zou dat een topprogramma zijn.
NO DATE
>>341493580
Please. I've been waiting for this.
It's going to be hilarious watching them market an unmarketable game.
WAS AUDREY ON TODAY
>>341493587
The french is the reason why the game is coming out in the west.
>the guy really enjoying DQ for real
DQ is love and life
NO FUCKING RELEASE DATE
>not announcing a release date
>long face
>shit hair
>shit voice
get her out
Glad they gave us a release date.
KOWASHITAI
KOWACENSORED
IS
COMING
UP
>>341493547
They confirmed it like 3 months ago
No release date other than summer 2016
>>341493446
Still waiting for that don't touch this edit.
>>341493536
Because Reggie is a retard and the game still isn't out yet. They'd rather spend money making expensive stop motion skits making fun at the people who want it.
>>341493438
struck a nerve, frenchie?
>>341493565
FINALLY!
Audrey next?
>>341493543
Y-you bastard..baka..
Should of let him kill it
tbqh familia cukled him out of a win
>>341493590
We gotta get through the ride to see more of that Zelda
ONE HOUR UNTIL ZELDA
3 GAMES LEFT MOTHERFUCKERS
>#CENSORED
>MEGAMIX
>COLOR SPLASH
>>341493697
read the thread
>>341492237
Holy shit this, I've been waiting ONE FUCKIN YEAR to see that /m/ golfing gameplay and they cuck us like that
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE RELEASE DATE
>>341493536
For the same reason they spam Melee HD
>rich will never beat the slime
>we still don't have a release date
mad
>Iwata walks into the conference room
>says "I'm back bitches"
>everyone in shock
>announce meme run 2
Incoming trainwreck. It was going so well until now.
Let the shitposting commence
>live baneposting
>no release date
>#"""""FE"""""" next
fuck me
>Didn't give a date
>Switching to Tokyo Mirage Sessions
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKKKKKKKKKKK
EVERYONE READING THIS @ E3
WHEN THE #FE SEGMENT BEGINS BASH THE FUCK OUT OF IT.
>>341492927
>everybody
Still posting this?
Piracy is non-existent on the 3DS.
Look at the numbers the piracy poster child, Fates, pulled.
It's a non-issue for the 3DS.
this girl is lost
How was EverOasis?
Uh oh, are you all ready?
Let the[CENSORED]begin
>he didn't stop playing
Nice
BUT WHERE'S MY DATE
When do I get games for my fucking Wii U? I haven't played it in almost a year.
>>341493743
They confirmed it for the stream
So what makes VII so great?
>>341493667
I guess it could happen, probably depends on what numbers they're looking for with VII and VIII in the west.
Remember people
This is the comfy thread
>No date
They fucking know but they want to watch the fucking fire
WHY ARE YOU ALL DITCHING ME!?
DON'T YOU LOVE ME!?
LOVE ME!
>You will never massage a qt nintendo booth grill after a long day of work
Why live?
>>341490898
Y'know something, I'm starting to get the strange feeling that Nintendo didn't actually skip E3 this year.
>No release date
>>341493876
I can be your date, anon.
>>341493842
No.
Did I miss the DQVII release date or did they not fucking announce it?
>>341493684
Oh shit, Skate is ook gekapt?
Was een toffe dude maar niet perse mijn lievelings reviewer.
Ik bedoelde dennis, maar melle was inderdaad ook goed.
>>341492103
I was hoping the Bethesda ones would make it in.
>Best Emoji 2015
>*coughs* unscripted *coughs*
The presentation wasn't terrible enough to go noticed though.
Also Sega today was hilarious.
But none seemed to have trumped mega milk.
>>341493885
>tfw playing MH3U for the first time
>didn't let him finish killing the boss
>didn't give a release date
>NEXT UP TOKYO MIRAGE
JUST
anyone kinda hyped for paper mario?
>NO RELEASE DATE
mother FUCKER
>Actual Wakasima FE gameplay coming next!
WII U GAMES THAT ISN'T ZELDA. THIS IS NOT A DRILL, I REPEAT? THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
>>341493264
>liking anime
Anon...
I absolutely hate how #FE is censored.
I am completely bewildered by how inconsistent the edits are.
I absolutely love how the game still has the original Japanese voices.
I love just about everything I've seen in regards to the game itself and how it plays.
I've got it pre-ordered and I am excited for it, but it pains me that the localizers are a bunch of fuckwits that keeps messing everything up.
But it really is great that I'll be able to play the game without my ears bleeding, and instead actually be able to enjoy the voices. Can't wait to play it desu.
Who /not buying #FE because of censorship/?
Just me?
>>341493921
bump
FIYA EMBUREM
>>341493887
Oh my bad, sweet, continue on
>>341493843
>piracy is non-existant on the 3ds
How does it feel being the wrongest man on 4chan
honestly i'm more mad about hashtag fire emblem being idolshit that barely resembles FE than I am about said idolshit being censored.
like seriously what the fuck that's just persona
>want to get Dragon Quest VII
>still need to finish Fire Emblem Fates
FUCK. What should I do?
What do you think audrey would think if she saw our threads?
>>341493891
Looks like it has nice animations, fluid combat, decently paced, cute monsters, any one can play it from the looks of it, and they usually provide a decent challenge. They are comfy games. This one looks really comfy, but I don't own a 3ds.
>>341493891
great story with various lesser stories that tie in nicely
rewards exploration
charming monster designs and dialogue
MORE HYPE PLEASE
What if we suddenly started seeing people running on this silent livestream
>>341493891
Lots of different worlds
Lots of story lines
Biggest vocations list
Great atmosphere of adventure
>>341493929
It's going to be a launch title of NX, so they can't say the release date until they can reveal that.
September 16th, you all.
http://e3.nintendo.com/games/
>>341494023
who /loadiine/ here?
>>341493815
On their website.
>>341494023
I actually hate the the dialogue in battle is still in Jap w/o subs
I want to know what my waifu and husbandos are saying as they cast spells and bant with the enemies
>>341494009
With Wiiu hacked I bet someoen will uncensor it.
>>341493980
They didn't fucking announce it.
Post your best #FE face.
Updated the cover artwork. Did the anon who originally made this ever post a version without the shadow behind the text?
>>341493957
O-okay. Thank you.
DQ7 RELEASE DATE IS 9/16
FUCK
VIVA MEXICO
>>341491819
Mah nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTl8gDQiKiE
KOWASHITA
>>341493990
>tfw got bored of monster hunter before g rank
sucks
I might go try Zombi-U out again, that was pretty niche.
>Square spending 3 days on FFXV showing nothing new that Mircosoft and Sony didn't already show
>No FF7 news at all
>No KH 3 news till winter, meaning not even at TGS this year
>KH 2.8 only gets 30 minutes
>No Chrono Cross HD remaster or steam release
fuck this gay earth
>>341494023
Me
Granted, I was already on the fence, but it just pushed me over
>>341493983
Oh nee, Skate zit er gelukkig nog.
Dennis is wel gekapt. Wat heeft die een groei doorgemaakt door de jaren heen, zeg.
>>341492418
>Iwata walks into the conference room
>Audrey explains she was a part of the localization of FE#
>thread goes apeshit
POST YFW
>>341494009
So, are they gonna have the original creators there to comment on the game like with all other titles up to now?
Would be fun for them to see the censorship for the first time
>>341494042
Finish Fates, it's not a long game.
https://twitter.com/NinEverything/status/743191132935454720
https://twitter.com/NinEverything/status/743191132935454720
https://twitter.com/NinEverything/status/743191132935454720
>>341494042
Start playing now? its not that long, finished conquest in 4 days
>weeb shit next and mario after
looks like nintendos conference is done early today oh well
>#FE
Oh no.
Why Treehouse. Why must you censor games for demographics who won't be interested or already know what they're in for?
I'm still exited for #FE. I will miss the tits though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeInFdxmq3g release date september 16th
I'm glad we have two threads tbqh
THE GUY WAS SO ABSORBED PLAYING THE GAME HE FORGOT TO SAY THE DATE
DQ IS THAT AMAZING
>>341494037
Only a handful of miserable brazilians on gbatemp and an angry vitagenner spamming on /v/.
Numbers talked.
The actual 3DS userbase doesn't care about piracy.
>>341494023
Nope right here. Mild excitement just reduced to pure dread. They shouldn't treat us exactly how 4kids would especially for a game not even marketed towards children.
>>341494145
you're a godsend
Who the fuck cares about this game? This shit bombed in Japan.
>>341494304
>SEPTEMBER
WELL GUYS ITS BEEN FUN, FUCK THIS GAY EARTH
>>341493891
It's a classic and nice turn-based RPG (it's DQ, so that's obvious) with classes for you to pick and master. The plot is episodic, it's long, but there is a small connection between all episodes.
It does take some time to reach the Temple to get classes, and boy you will have to earn them because that part is kind of nasty.
>>341494282
Are you that upset that she got that much attention?
>>341494251
>Wat heeft die een groei doorgemaakt door de jaren heen, zeg.
in de breedte?
>>341494023
Here. I'll get the unfucked version for free. Thanks, NoA!
>>341493891
Good and balanced gameplay. Not too hard but not braindead (DQ is pretty good at getting it just right). Plenty os customization with classes.
>>341494282 (You)
>>341493868
He's right though, I'm tired of playing as Bulma and Trunks in every game.
>>341493849
Looks like it has real potential. Very cute too.
>>341494331
Insecure women ruin everything
>>341494009
That is literally the worst part of the censorship. Its inconsistent as fuck.
>Weeb game pandering to idolshit nerds
>Censor all the breast
>Mainline zelda title centered as the number 1 wii u game
>Lets have 12 year old link run around in his underwear the whole game.
This E3 reminds me of 2014 E3 when people counted Nintendo out and then they came in and roflstomped newbies with Bastion with their Treehouse memes and colorful hot chicks and dudes charm offensive.
It feels really similar like the same scenario again, like I am on some comfiness overload with all my friends on /v/ we are just awash in the Nintendogasm Afterglow.
Only difference is sexual tension everywhere but besides that its a bit less comfy but still PDC.
>>341494401
Thanks bro
Guys, it's reasonable for them to not be 100% finished with the translation considering how fucking long DQVII is, plus all the extra shit they put in the 3DS version.
BRACE FOR THE SHITPOSTING BOYS
>>341494170
>I actually hate the the dialogue in battle is still in Jap w/o subs
I don't particularly mind. Text running across the screen during a battle would be annoying.
Then again, I understand Japanese, so it works for me the way it is.
Audrey showing too much skin for this game
Who comfy /Mexican/ here?
>AUDREY IS BACK
MUH DICKKKKKKKKK
also checkem
>need to wait until SEPTEMBER
WHY
JUST FUCKING KILL ME
then again i waited this long so i might as well keep going
>>341494549
They're hiding Kindra'sno-tits
>kindra had to put a sweater on
>>341493951
I was watching Easy Allies and they agreed that focusing on Zelda really worked.
The show floor has so many zelda booths but they still have to turn away an insane number of people. If it was a normal game at a booth, pratically no one would have been able to play it.
I think Zelda popularity forced their hand
>>341494023
I'm not buying it because i'm not interested in vita tier of weaboo garbage.
Couldn't give 2 shits about censored stuff but it's kinda funny because that's literally the only point of this weaboo games, fapping.
Who honestly plays shit like Atelier, Etrian Odyssey or Neptunia for the gameplay? they are garbage "games" made to make pedophiles horny.
So it's like filming a porn and censoring it.
>Dat running animation
Holy shit, my sides!
INCOMING SHITPOSTS
Kendra now censored her own tits.
Here we go /v/. This is going to be a painful segment.
>Kindra put a sweater on
>#FE is a hardcore RPG
10 seconds in and it looks fucking terrible already.
SHARP EFI
>>341494023
Buy it to support the Japanese voices. It does more to help localizations than boycotting it.
If the game does really well they'll be more value Japanese voices higher and won't consider dubs quite as important.
If the game does poorly they'll just blame the game itself and not the censorship.
So one case actually has a positive effect. While the other sadly doesn't really do much.
LOOKS LIKE THEY CENSORED THE GRAPHICS
>LOOKS LIKE THEY CENSORED THE GRAPHICS
LOOKS LIKE THEY CENSORED THE GRAPHICS
>LOOKS LIKE THEY CENSORED THE GRAPHICS
LOOKS LIKE THEY CENSORED THE GRAPHICS
>LOOKS LIKE THEY CENSORED THE GRAPHICS
LOOKS LIKE THEY CENSORED THE GRAPHICS
>LOOKS LIKE THEY CENSORED THE GRAPHICS
KINDRA COVERED UP
HERE WE FUCKING GO
REV UP THOSE CENSORED POSTS
>hardcore
Wait so we really don't get a release date for DQ7?
How can they do this?
CENSORED
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>>341493701
Which game ?
>Hee Ho Mart
heh
I had sex with Audrey once, AMA
>tms
bah humbug
>>341492631
to be fair it does cost money
a hardcore jrpg by fatlus
>moar mega milk
>>341494682
>>341494673
>>341494701
>>341494695
She's against it, censoring herself is an act of defiance towards Nintendo
>>341494682
kingdra > audrey
>>341494401
Can you grab onto giant enemies in the new zelda?
MY WAIFU
>>341494682
Kindra making a bold statement on #FE censorship
DQVII September 16 2016
>fire emblem "inspired"
>hardcore
>combination of fire emblem and SMT
yes, the adventures of generic schoolman against the idol demons exactly fits that description
>>341494682
>>341494701
Censored those titties
FRENCH PEOPLE ASK FOR DQM I, II y JOKER 3 LOCALIZAION PLEASE
>actually running into the most censored dungeon for the demo
Who planned this?
>>341494745
>September 16
Fuck this, I wanted it this week
>>341494426
no m8. I just want to see the shitstorm
>>341494042
BUY DRAGON QUEST OR WE'LL NEVER SEE ANOTHER ONE IN AMERICA AGAIN.
>>341494745
September 16th. At the end of the trailer they uploaded as soon as the segment ended. Odd choice of theirs.
Fuck I feel bad for that guy's horrid acne I'd kill myself if I were an adult and looked like that.
>>341494745
>inb4 they only localized it for the french and it doesn't get an NA release
>idolasphere
My weeb sensors are off the charts
>>341494628
>nobody plays EO for the gameplay
Neck yourself, bait-kun
Why the fuck are all those people silhouettes?
>>341494801
How big was her dick?
>>341494801
How does it feel to be a big fat liar?
literally "we want the persona audience" the game
IT IS NOT SMT AND DEFINITELY NOT FE
Spam censored in the chat.
Let them know how disgusted you are.
>>341494682
>>341494701
It's a in joke. Can't show cleavage on this segment.
This game actually looks pretty good for a Wii U game.
>Nintendo going so far as to censor their employees
>>341492418
>Iwata walks into the conference room
>>341494823
I think they climbed a rock golem boss
guys I think that runing animation its broken
POST MEGAMILK
>>341494745
They didnt say it but some journos have been saying september on the twitterland
>>341494823
Yeah they showed a clip of link climbing a large enemy
>>341494896
Shen megeme tensee
>colorful people
TRIGGERED
I'm considering selling pretty much almost all of my WiiU library
I mean, Ninty games rarely drop in price, right... I'm sure I could get good money out of it.
And I don't really see myself replaying most of the games as much as I enjoyed them. For example, I play no more Smash, I play no more DKCTF, Mario Kart 8, Bayo 2 and such
I bet this could already fund my NX
>audrey likes tharja
hmmmm
>FE goes on
>has to censor the people talking about it
P O T T E R Y
>>341494838
Who's this cunt?
>Audrey likes Tharja
And fucking dropped
>mfw I pre-ordered this game and look forward to playing it
>>341494863
>yhola anon, lindo slip freudiano
WHAT DID THEY DO TO CHROM
WAIFU
that walking animation is awful goddamn
LITERALLY NO STOP ANIMATION
>>341494868
>September
I'm killing myself, fuck this
>>341494701
I think she is really proud of that sweater actually, she took a photo of it on Twitter so I think she wanted to show it off since this might be her last game.
Okay, I see the SMT, but where is the Fire Emblem?
>bord and cord
I like that.
OH MY GOOOOOD, AUDREY IS SHOWING HER ARMS DURING THE #FE STREAM HOLY SHIIIT THIS IS RIDICULOUSLY MISOGYNISTIC, CENSOR HER
>JAPANESE VOICES
Better than P5 already
>>341495004she secretly IS tharja
I SEE BOOBS, DELETE THIS
I don't really understand is this a game about those anime people from Smash Bros but set in future Japan?
>>341494914
About a quarter of an inch
>>341494918
Feels ok
...Fuck it, I like how it looks. Sorry /v/, I'll probably pick it up.
>>341494023
I wasn't going to buy it originally unless the concept caught my interest or my buddy who likes FE wanted to play it. but then all this shit happened and I refuse to get near it.
>FIRE EMBLEM CHARACTERS
>.....
>Easter Egg named characters
>>341494023
I'm going to buy it anyways, maybe used because tight on cash, but I'm going to send a polite but strongly worded letter complaining about the censors.
>>341495106
>No subtitles in battle
Those Tharja tits are so big
It's problematic
Someone post some cool Tharja cosplay.
>>341494972
oy fucking vay game of the year all years
is it 2017 release anon?
>boobs and cleavage on Tharja are okay
>not okay on main character kowashitai girl
why
WHY SO INCONSISTENT
THE THONG ISN'T CENSORED BOYS
>Sept. 16
>same month as FFXV
>>341494470
Nah I always use the laptop and it doesn't change shit really. You just gotta take breaks. Go outside walk the dog.
ZIONGA
>>341495097
Just paint her skin the color of her top, that'll work
>>341490898
What the fuck is wrong with his face? Trying too hard to be like those PS1 polygons or something. Looks cringy.
KOWASHITAI
>We will skip the dialogue so you don't see how it was fucked up
>>341495040
whew source/more?
CENSOR THIS
>>341495120
>both blacked
feels good v
Holy fuck, they're so awkward talking about this fucking game.
>>341495120
>tfw kindra cums inside audrey every single night
>>341495029
>tfw wish I could pre-order the game but don't have the money saved for it
I really have to get a job
>LEARNING HOW TO BE CUTE
OW GOD THE CRINGE IS STARTING
GET READY BOYS
NEXT: LITERALLY A PANTY QUEST
L... Lewd..
>Seducing pose
>I WILL MASTER THE ART OF CUTENESS
kek
>>341495159
Yep, March
>>341494868
>>341495062
It's only 14 weeks lads, finish whatever you have on your backlogs and prepare to isolate yourself for the 6 months after release.
>>341495089
just some character references
why are some part censored but that big cleavage is intact?
What game is this? I kind of want it, but if any one sees me play it I dont know what to say.
WHAT IS THIS WEEB SHIT
my dick has been charmed
>Seducing pose
>cord complains that bord is slowing him down
>bord is actually super slow in SD
that's kinda clever
also where's barst
>What are you playing, son?
>>341495263
The game itself is awkward.
I can't stand American accents
>>341495003
good plan honestly. I'm saving my Bayo bundle and Xenoblade X though, they will only appreciate in price
This game looks like the PS4 Digimon Game in gameplay
like literally 100%
What the fuck is with the inconsistency of the censorship?
>>341495141
Me too. I'll just pretend it has nothing to do with FE or SMT.
>>341495279
NEXT: [THIS CONTENT HAS BEEN REMOVED TO APPEAL TO WESTERN AUDIENCES]
>Seducing pose
L-L-LEWD!
how is this a fucking battle? its more terrible dialogue than anything else.
ADD SUBTITLES SO I CAN READ WHAT SHES SAYING TO SEDUCE SEXY CORD AND BORD
holy shit these fucks are trying REAL HARD to pitch this.
hahaha
>they're skipping the "Seducing pose" dialog
kek
>>341495308
It's toned down from the moon version.
>>341495195
3DS players aren't going to be buying XV.
Plus DQ7 is actually a good game.
>>341495350
hhhmmmhh
Wait, wasn't this game already out?
So what's the whole censorship uproar about? I don't know shit about this game.
>>341495040
Tharja best waifu
>>341494161
>September
FUCK
>>341495237
I love her ramrod... 0_0
How censored is this game on a scale of breaks Twitter SJW minds/10
>>341494304
>>341494161
>SEPTEMBER
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Kill him with cute
Okay, this might be cool.
>>341495416
Treehouse gets paid more if they edit more.
It has nothing to do with reason.
>>341495482
It is in Japan
>>341495453
Gee anon, it's almost as if that's part of their job or something.
#censorship
>>341495040
>>341495350
>no book
it's shit
>We've actually triggered
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING, THEY'RE ALREADY RETREATING TO THEIR SAFESPACE
"i love how they all have those little lines they say"
With no combat subs
>>341495482
It released in Japan last year.
Why did she put on another shirt?
New thread when?
where's Demifiend
Positively surprised that Japanese voices are in.
Which is good since I actually was interested in this game. Sure, it's so far from my initial hopes and dreams with SMTxFE's first announcements... But it looks fun in an FFX-2 kinda way.
The censored parts are stupid and will remain stupid though.
>>341495040
Yum
>>341495502
>>341495515
Why is this bad?
>>341495497
basically, some outfits have been changed, one quest has been altered slightly, and one boss had her tits covered
>fire emblem inspired hardcore rpg
>characters are discussing how to be cute
jesus christ
>>341494539
IT'S BEEN THREE FUCKING YEARS
New Thread:
>>341495602
>>341495602
>>341495602
>>341495602
>dat enemy attack
Fuck it Im buying this
>Tsubasa's idle animation
>Going to a dungeon to teach aloof idol to be cute by seducing a pair of brothers that are too slow to live
Fucking 10/10
did the enemy really just call Tsubasa "you with the big puppies"?
>>341495598
I get why she got those fake tits. Jesus christ...
>>341495482
Not the special american clothes version
>>341495502
>>341495515
well now you have a solid 2 months for monster hunter
This is literally just moe Persona
It's like I'm watching Symphogear season 1.
>>341495650
cute
>>341495598
Armpits when?
>>341495539
Didn't it bomb, too?
Why the hell do they think we would want it? Just trying to recover some loss, I guess.
>>341494161
>days after SMTIVA and two weeks before YKW2
FUCK
>>341495308
The real answer is because some parts of the game are video files and they couldn't be bothered to censor any of the video files since it'd be too much effort. That's how lazy they are.
The guy interviewing KOF producer got REALLY excited for Terry Bogard there
>>341495648
That's still another 4 fucking months.
>skipping the seduction animation
Lmao
>>341495332
TSUBASA IS CUTE!
CUTE!!
>>341495003
Sell them and play them via loadiine instead
>>341495015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRyG5_HSSy4
>So we're gonna try to seduce him
>We're just gonna skip the animation..
Why even show the game off when you're embarrassed to do so?
>>341495416
I was going to ask that.
How come this outfit is allowed but the more discreet white dress was censored?
>>341495757
Persona is moe
>>341495648
Well first of all they're already 3 years late, second, september isn't 'Summer 2016'
>>341495651
Translation began this time last year, one year is pretty good for a JRPG of this size.
>>341495815
Wait fuck. 3 months.
That's not.. as bad.I guess.
>censored breasts
>but not "seduction" mechanic
>>341495757
The first season of Symphogear was the best though.
>>341495650
>>341495283
This kind of retarded stuff is funny/smart in japan, but it really doesn't translate well anywhere else, where being sexy is the equivalent to japan's "cute"
>>341495779
Game sales weren't all that great but the merchandise sale more then made up for it.
>>341495171
Actually. Tsubasa's battle outfit is uncensored. The most common Tsubasa that she'll wear the most. While also being her most revealingnon-Bikinioutfit.
Meanwhile her idol outfit that she only wears for a little bit is censored. Despite showing far less from the beginning.
I have no clue. I don't get it.
>>341494023
here
>Shows characters thongs straps
>>341495814
what about the dude that's translating? he has some serious acne problem
>>341495282
Aren't you feeling seduced anon?
Stare into Tsubasa's eyes and submit!
>>341495889
>fat
>glasses
>cuck hair
>white
Not even going to bother. I already know this man.
>>341495474
>you can only own one system
Fuck off, retard
>>341495195
SE really don't want DQ to gain more popularity, do they?
>>341495779
It eventually met expectations even though it had a week first week and a ton of profits came from auxiliary merchandise.
>>341495937
Yeah, I guess you're right. I'm just an impatient asshole.
Also when I heard spots were popping up at target I started to assume it would be June/July, so that was slightly disappointing.At least we're fucking getting the translation. The SE fuckers literally said they weren't even considering it at first.
>>341495649
That's it? What's the big deal about that?Besides, didn't that include underage cleavage?
>mfw
>>341496456
Don't get me wrong, G and GX were alright, but the original was the most fun.
I love how good these girls are at pretending they enjoy that weeb shit. So cute!
Someone post pics of Audrey's legs in dem tights
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEADDDDD
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