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Ready for non zelda games?
man that clapping was awkward
Is there an other more popular thread I am missing?
>>341458317
Oh god, yes.
Presentations don't require clapping, although fucking Miyamoto was enjoying the fuck out of that.
>>341458140
That's it? How are they going to announce Mario Party Star Rush?
>>341458416
There is probably a thread about Audrey´s tits somewhere
>>341458416
>>341458650
>>341456216
>>341458643
additional times to be added to schedule
PERIPHERAL FOR PKMN GO????
>>341458679
Oh ok
>>341458140
Is that Jwitz or whatever his name is? Why is there an eceleb there?
>>341458679
That's the E3 general thread, but o well.
>>341458780
He tested Pokemon Go
This translator has been great.
>>341458140
>downgraded graphics
>framerate issues
>epic minecraft gameplay
Nintenkiddies btfo again?
>They got miyamoto to don the faggy logo
Fuck I thought all japs would be above that crap
>>341459083
Game is awesome
Holy shit. That looks awful. How long is this phone garbage going to be shown?
>I've caught a couple hundred
>>341459514
Wtf Pokemon GO is real
why is nintendo talking about a phone app on e3 what are they even thinking
>>341459897
It's real and it's not very good. I'm in the beta and it's mostly...well, it's an excuse to walk around the town, that's for sure.
>>341460432
filler
>They're straining to not show the Gran Turismo logo
Is it an industry standard or is only Nintendo so insistant about not showing the competition's products?
>>341460738
Now THAT'S what I called quality shitposting.
Good job on not being lazy about it like most people.
>>341460476
Maybe it will be fun to do your daily walk, catching Pokemon and shit like that
Actually I'm quite happy that Nintendo indirectly promote healthy lifestyle by videogames
>>341460725
This is a long filler
>>341460432
they ran out of zelda
>>341461183
there is a lot to fill
DQ when
>$35 for the badge
>will be connected to the main games
cancer overload
>>341461587
Soon™
next thing come on
The dude next to Bill looks like Eric Wareheim
Thanks Bill
Are those really the only four games for today? What about the new Mario Party or Paper Mario? I need to know how much they suck.
Aww.
Whats with Bill and yellow furry animals
What the fuck is the new IP going to be
>>341463769
My dick
>>341463769
Last time it was project S.T.E.A.M so don't get your hopes up.
>>341463769
>new
>>341463962
But Splatoon was also a recent new IP and it was fantastic.
>>341464289
And that was not on 3ds
>>341463769
Crish Bundy Cook
What have I missed? They were talking about Pokemon GO when I started watching. Was is just Zelda before that,or did they show Pokemon SM, or what?
>>341463769I hope
lol at the zelda pot actually cooking the fake food
>>341465132
Just pokemon go for an hour
>>341463769
Level 5 shit
>>341465195
>there will never be Baten Kaitos 3
C U T I E
C
U
T
I
E
>Womyn
who are these 2 semen demons? Girl on the right a qt.
>>341465602
>>341465613
FUCK OFF
3DS shit
good vibes
>handheld game
No thanks
So Animal Crossing in the desert with dungeons?
>chibi shit
That new ip looks shit.
>Legend of Animal Crossing; Arab edition.
LOTS OF MONSTERGIRL WAIFUS
Okay, so it's a Grezzo game. They're making new IPs now!
From what I'm seeing, it's a sort of Monster Hunter esque title.
It isn't very good looking
I'm down. Looks like something that would've been on GameCube. Neat.
I just want a new F-Zero man
This game looks cute
AND HOLY SHIT THOSE TITS AND THAT SHIRT
ANIMAL CROSSING
DESERT EDITION
Ever Oasis looks good. Where is the rule 34 of that mermaid qt?
>>341465962
Fast Racing Neo is supposed to be good.
>worked on classic Final Fantasy
I'm down
Are these guys a 2nd party or something?
They've never done anything away from nintendo
QTs are here finally!
That looked sweet. It looked just right up my alley.
They caught my attention as soon as they showed off the town building. And then they showed the combat and my excitement grew. And then they showed off the dungeons and I am all into it now.
I need this to be good.
Game looks pretty fucking great tbqh.
Looks quite nice
Of course /v/ hates it already
>THIS IS THE KILLER APP NINTEN YEAR OLDS WAITED FOR
>>341466041
Isuna? Been around for awhile since Secret of Mana, dude.
>>341466097
Aside from all the Mana games and the early FF games.
>>341466154
NINTENDO WINS E3
Game looks qt, but I don't play handhelds anymore since I don't travel much anymore.
>>341466154
when did Quiet suddenly become cute?
Looks comfy if it has online multiplayer co-op
anyone else giving this Ever Oasis game a chance since it was created by a legendary game designer?
>>341466097
I think they did OoT and MM 3D?
>>341465962
>new rpg ip
>some absolute imbecile is sad it wasnt f-zero
like, were you upset that the zelda presentation yesterday didnt turn out to be a god hand 2 even though we knew it was about zelda?
>>341466154
>>341466301
Stop this shit, go to another thread
>"chibi shit"
You can smell the asshurt of vita owners in here from a mile away.
Game looks cute as fuck.
>>341465881
chibi shit is my fetish so this is wonderful.
I dont know why, but it kinda looks like reccatear
>>341466154
THAT TOP ON THE LEFT
THAT QT CLAIRE REDFIELD ON THE RIGHT
THAT CHIBI IN THE BACKGROUND
Good vibes man. I think I'll probably pick that up. I like exploring and cute characters.
>>341465881
>bad mouths chibi
>posts chibi
?
>>341466154
I wanna suck on Kindra'sfeminine trap penis.
Cross between Recettear and Animal Crossing
mite b cool
>>341466326
yeah, they did
>>341466154
I'm going to die from cute
WHERE THE FUCK IS DRAGON QUEST REEEE
RIP AUDIO
Looks okay. Not really a fan of town building.
>Male or Female
Take note, Aonuma
>>341466097
They're a third party, formed by the creator of the Mana series after leaving Square Enix, but pretty much all they've done so far is code monkey work for Nintendo.
THEY'RE CALLED NOOTS
NOOT
NOOT
NOOT
A best
Who /offstage/ here?
>>341466464
Get out already you piece of shit
NOOTS
O
O
T
S
>>341466586
There's more than 2 genders though.
This looks cool as fug
>But I'll buy anything as long as it distracts me from my anxiety and depression
>>341466668
Seriously. That other girl that was on yesterday everyone has been posting about's face was awful
>>341466506
THIS HOLY FUCK
Secret of Mana?
I'll take it. Not as if Square will ever make another good game in the series.
Looks mediocre, desu. Not bad, but doesn't make me hype either. Feels like Animal Crossing in the desert. Not sure if I want.
I heard they were showing Paper Mario some time today. Anyone know if that's true and if so, when?
She's a model
http://www.kindranikole.com/
Its just fucking Fantasy Life isn't it?
>animal crossing RPG
I'm sold
recettear with more adventure and less greediness
RHYTHM HEAVEN WHEN?
This game looks neat.
>>341466506
>>341466798
literally all I am waiting for.
Kindra is best treehousefu
>>341466798
read the schedule anon
>adults will buy this babby's first game shit
>>341466830
More like animal crossing x Modern day Ys
....Granted, modern day ys is mediocre, but still.
>BUILD A JEW SHOP
so.. secret of mana meets city builder? okay.
>>341466325
>anyone else giving this Ever Oasis game a chance since it was created by a legendary game designer?
I'm giving it a chance because it looks cool.
>>341466935
A few months ago. The fan translation is still in progress
All these nonsense words remind me of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMJk4y9NGvE
>>341467004
T H I C C
>>341466506
All I want is a goddamn release date. Why is it so hard to give us that?
>>341466358
Never said that I expected the new RPG IP to be F-Zero. My post was just me expressing how all I want is a new F-Zero. You looked into a basic post too much.
Huge Final fantasy crystal chronicles vibes
>>341465602
retard
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r
d
This music is shit
I REALLY wanna see more of those lizard characters
what a colossal fuckup
not all of us are neets with infinite time to check if they're unveiling a new game or not
that's the point on a fucking conference
This actually looks neat.
>>341467181
I know anon, i've allready played it to completion. I just really want a release date so I can get a copy
I'm in love with Kindra!
>>341461171
>nintendo in charge of getting /v/irgins to get out of the house.
Maybe i'll actually have a reason to leave the house when im at home.
>>341465962
F-Zero failed in the arcades which was a big deal. And the developers of the best F-Zero game are now scattered since long.
>had a 3ds ready to go in the dungeon
>no switching over in the same build
This game has to be close to completion.
So the dungeons are a bit like Golden Sun, but action RPG? Nice.
It's posible to do a JRPG in 3DS without that cute and chibi kawaii style shit? Apart from SMT
is pokemon go good? i missed it
>snek waifus
/v/'s new favourite game
LIZARD WAIFU CONFIRMED
NOT A FUCKING DRILL
>>341467452
>lizard waifu
>Lizard lady waifu
>>341466880
How?
>Miura
Oh my
better have onlline play
NOOT
this is giving me serious crystal chronicles vibes
SNEK
HSSSSS
Bad pussy
>Giant hipped lizard waifu
>Active switching in battle
Cool
>post yfw its a new3ds exclusive
>post yfw you bought a new3ds
How fast will TheBoogie jump on this shit
>>341467101
>giving a fuck how people spend their money
Grow up.
>>341467452
>used to have a female burmese python
>was a loser in high school
>she was my only friend
>contemplated snake sex
>never went through with it
regret but she was my friend, and I could never rape a friend unless they could give contractual consent.
Why is that Japanese guy there? Like, I know he's the creator, and his status in the gaming industry, but they haven't spoke to him once during the gameplay
>mana game but in the desert
i am 100% okay with this
I like the idea of multiple characters being used to explore/fight
>>341467704
Chrystal Chronicles really was great. A shame you needed 4 GBAs and 4 GC/GBA cables to play it properly.
>>341467510
Like clockwork
>>341467574
>>341467575
>>341467578
>>341467649
>>341467718
Never change
>>341466154
The man on the left is a man right?
WHERE'S MY AUDREY
>>341467416
Loved her uncontrollable nervous laugh yesterday. Her anxiety is qt.
Lizard Waifu makes this dumb looking game very tantalizing.
I'm just sad that it's another scalie QT that vorefags are going to latch onto.
>>341467932
Kill yourself
Combat looks like Ys 7and Celceta except worse.
>>341467932
Shouldn't you be shilling Skyrim Remastered or the next batch of Fallout 4 DLC, Todd?
Is it multiplayer?
>>341467901
She's kinda got a manjaw, so it will confusing to some.
>>341467901
Stop bullying strong noses.
What is this game? I need to know!
>>341467992
>worse
I don't see any awful flash guard quick time event crap.
>>341468050
Just preorder it already you shit. I need money for my date with Audrey.
Nintendo's so good at that comfy element.
>>341467932
Shut up Todd.
>>341468137
Ever Oasis
>>341467797
Snake Cloaca's are full of bacteria anyways. You're better off just sticking to fantasy.
>>341468060
They showed a bit during the trailer. Maybe they will show some off on stage.
>>341466154
I wanna suck that yummy tgirl cock
>>341468226
LIAR
She messed up. TOP QT.
>Spikydildo
>>341467932
She'll show up when you can climb mountains
>spikydildo claw
>>341467105
This.
It's literally AC/Ys
Looks pretty fucking fun actually. I am genuinely surprised.
>Egyptian
WE
WUZ
KANGZ
N
SHIET
>>341468137
ever oasis
>spikydillo
QT manjaw treehouse girl shouldn't be allowed to name things
>>341468441
>>341468226
thankies
so who IS that qt to the right, she doesn't even talk
jolly game
Fuck the horny underages found the thread
>central antagonist named Chaos
Stop this.
>>341468470
Let her do it. The more awkward she gets the more I warm up to her.
>>341468542
tfw no qt mute gf
>not one mention of online multi
So I'm guessing this is single player
I can understand why others don't like these types of games but as someone who played a buncha these types of games throughout my entire life this shit is really comfy. I'm going todownload it on my hacked 3DSand buy it if it's good
not gonna lie, this game looks good
>fights with ebola
>Whore Rapp replaced with Pure Kindra
Nintendo can do no wrong
>>341468648
Its Nintendo I don't know what you expected
Baastu is a stupid fucking name
why 2 a's?
WE WILL OVERCOME
>>341468650
I was on board until "spikydillo", there should be someone in place to prevent bad names like this.
missed pokemon go, is it shit?
post stream
DQ7 release date yet?
>>341468870
34.99 pricetag
>>341468881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNKgwyy2WTI
I always hated the Mana series. Hated the gameplay, the music, the setting, all of it.
At its peak it was still widely inferior to contemporary RPGs.
>What I want in an RPG
IT HAS A CUTE LIZARD WAIFU
>>341468893
December 31st 2016 :^)
>>341468789
>Its Japan, I don't know what you expected
Ftfy
>>341468789
Honestly, even Iblis would have been a better name since it's desert based.
Or Pazuzu
She is really bad at acting excited to play video games
>>341468929
thats why I sold my wii u and bought a sky3ds (this one was a poor decision but w/e), nintendo is super jew with their pricing for content offered, jesus christ
b-b-but girl gamers are bad at video games
was there a reason why your party members didn't do shit? all they did was dodge attacks
>>341468870
very
>>341468893
I dont think there is DQ today
>>341466883
fantasy life is great
Fucking hell, this is legit cool. If the bosses actually ramp up in difficulty a fair bit, we could be looking at a mini neo-ys styled game right here.
>>341469000
YES
>>341468929
For the Go+
Get your facts straight
>Get angry
>attack
>Get BTFO
>B-B-b-b-UT I WAS BETRAYED
No
>>341468929
Isn't it a phone game?
>>341468742
Really support it if it's any good. This doesn't strike me as the type that will sell a fuckload. Gotta support new IPs.
>>341458140
This new game looks really fun. It reminds me to MMORPG, but more fun
>>341468613
anon we can like and talk about the game and the girls at the same time.
>>341469056
>sky3ds
kekI bought a gateway 1 month before rxtools came out
>>341468790
>American and can't read
You know English isn't the only language, right? aa = an 'a-a-' sound, sort of like 'aw' but it's just a way longer 'a'. It's self-explanatory, really. YOu just have to not be a retard.
does anyone know whats going on in day 3?
>Two days in
>Still no big reveals
Sony had Kojima, Micro-also-on-PC had a Space qt game by the Metroid Prime devs. What do we have from Nintendo. Is this meant to be their big new announcement?
>>341468991
>Hated the music
Come on, guy, at least make it believable
>>341468870
Yes
Optional accessory is $35 bucks but I think you need it to connect with mainline
>>341469061
probably don't have AI programmed yet
that, or its like Secret of Mana where you can have the AI just focus on dodging or go all out on attacking.
>>341469227
English is the only one that matters
>>341467817
>>341467817
>>341467817
>>341467817
>>341467817
Just to bring more attention to this.
They STILL haven't spoke to him about his own game...
>>341458140
Why doesn't daenerys let the cute girl talk ?
>>341469202
No, the 3D lovers take over the threads with their shitposts
Just make a treehouse sluts thread and stay there
>>341468790
Egyptian influenced
>>341469202
I like you.
>>341468781
But all Girls are whores anon
And i'm willing to be that all these women on this show are SJW lesbians
This just looks like a casual and boring Ys 7/Celcetta. The person playing being absolutely horrible isn't making it look any better either.
>>341468870
It's Pokemon Ingress. I don't know why people were expecting Nintendo to just release a free version of the games they use to sell handhelds.
>cute
>action rpg
>desert/egyptian mythology theme
>looks fun
>prime waifu material
I think this game will be pretty good
>>341469000
checked trips speak truth
>>341469056
Calm down there autismo hernandez
There is a Plus device for $35 that lets you monitor Pokemon Go without taking out your phone
The app itself is free
>>341468870
It's exactly what we knew it would be. Also the accessory is $35.
>>341469272
Nintendo wasn't expected to reveal anything at E3 this year, so this is just a bonus
>>341469272
Breath of the Wild gameplay.
Trust me, judging by /v/'s catalog, that was their smoking gun.
>>341469059
>b-b-but girl gamers are bad at video games
spoiler its a nintendo game, games designed to be easy
>>341469272
>Micro-also-on-PC had a Space qt game by the Metroid Prime devs
Oh shit, sauce?
>>341469367
I hate you
>>341468781
You know they keep switching places all day. Boobs will be paired up with someone eventually.
>>341468854
She is localizing it. Hell yeah! Look forward to more spikydillo awkward goodness.
>>341469272
The big announcement was Zelda's title and the gameplay footage.
>>341467817
>>341469325
I actually don't think he is there anymore. I think he was just there to pitch it and then left.
it looks like someone at level 5 was pissed that level5 were making fantasy life 2 a mobile game and said fuck it we are making our own top comfy game
>>341469424
Me too.
I expected literally nothing but I'll definitely keep my eye on this shit. Looks pretty damn fun.
>>341468854
technically this is a works in progress as far as the localization is going, so probably just a placeholder name just to show us at E3.
>>341469505
Three Metroid prime devs and Kenji Inafune are working on it, their last game was the 3DS/Vita Batman
yes, Nintendo, since the 3DS/Wii U I always expect your games to be longer too, you fucking jews
>>341466372
source
>>341469392
>not wanting to fuck an SJW until she starts screaming racial slurs she's been holding back
Casuals the lot of you.
>>341469605
>someone at level 5
*nintendo sorry
>>341469315
なに?!
>>341469517
I won't let it get to me, it's just a bad name and considering the shit Pokemon gets sometimes, I think it deserves a bit of flack.
>>341469625
If so, I'll complain about it's new name on release
>>341469304
>its like Secret of Mana where you can have the AI just focus on dodging or go all out on attacking.
That's probably it, I mean it is Mana's designer. So they probably have an action grid mechanic for the AI somewhere.
>>341469000
I don't buy games for waifus. But Lizard Waifus is pushing a lot of my buttons, especially if partnered with humans.
>egyptian theme
This is some appropriation I can get behind.
>>341469272
>Recore
>surprise
That's literally last year news, motherfucker.
And is the Kojima game even near completion? All they had to show was a gayass conceptual music video.
>>341469787
kill yourself is literally in the fucking title of the picture
Fucking underage invasion
>>341469505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6qhcxQbgwg
PC/IDORT WINS AGAIN
>>341469272
Oh geez anon i dont know
Maybe the massive fucking game every website is fucking talking about Called fucking Zelda? Which Nintendo told you they would fully reveal in advance?
>>341469772
Got a name that can be easily searched? Been avoiding Microsoft info since I don't care about the Xbone, but that sounds really neat.
>>341469272
>Sony had Kojima
I really liked Sony's conference. But we know literally nothing about Kojima's game. That trailer told us essentially nothing.
>>341469284
It's shit. The OP for Legend was good but that could've been any anime opening.
>>341469787
RJ082581
Is there a release date for this yet?
First thing on google.
2nd paragraph.
This is more important than game details/developer apparently.
What a world.
Post more big ass lizard waifu
>>341469890
> monstergirl waifus
> ARPG
> Town managment
How could I not? It's not RF5 but it's trying.
>>341469813
That is my ultimate power fantasy and is also the SJWs secret fantasy
>>341469272
>Micro-also-on-PC had a Space qt game by the Metroid Prime devs
That was last year, their big reveal this year was Dead Rising 4
also Sony's Kojima is just a cinematics CGI garbage nobody knows what it is, their big reveal was Dad of War 4
>>341469964
>ReCore
Ah kek, thought that it was a new announcement. Slightly disappointed. That's been revealed since last year's E3. Still looks neat though.
>>341469849
Pudding is shit.
Carrot as a permanent nakama when?
>>341469605
Grezzo has been really good as a Zelda porting studio. I'm glad they are getting a chance to do work on something new.
>>341470001
recore
>>341470138
dogg, it's Polygon
>>341470138
>dark skinned cute girl protag
My dickalso the game looks fun
>>341470138
>being this hungry for anger
>>341468991
I just hate Legend of Mana and Secret of Evermore. Secret of Mana and Seiken Densetsu 3 were godlike.
why is the chat talking about nisekoi
did that crap manga go mainstream or full meme?
What game is next?
>>341470347
More Zelda
>>341470138
Look man, I know Polygon is dumb, but describing the main character is like one of the first things you do when talking about any new game.
>>341470436
Thank you God
>>341470138
So we can play as a girl in this game but not Zelda?
>>341469964
Really? It's the first I've seen on it.My ex-wife didn't let me play games or watch E3
>>341470330
It had a Mario Maker costume so a lot of Nintendo fans are aware of it now.
Also the manga just ended I think.
>>341470138
Tethu is the male, they never said if the female character is a variation of Tethu or a entirely different character.
When can I play as girl link?
>All these underage who don't remember the Mana series
lel. What RPG franchises do kids today know of? Lufia? The Soul trilogy?
... Chrono Trigger? Dragon Quest?
>>341470138
>They didnt specifiy
>They cant find what gender it belongs to
>Automatically assume it's any gender
So wait I missed the pokemon go shit. Is there no battling? It's just going around your city snapping pictures of pokes to catch them?
>>341470597
>My ex-wife didn't let me play games or watch E3
>>341469969
Zelda Wii U has been their trump card for three years straight.
At the very least, I guess it looks better than Skyward Sword.
>>341470184she was confirmed the second she was introduced, anon. It was obvious purely by her placement in the panel that she was important/a new nakama
Pudding's cool, but if you're too pleb for her then you can have a patrician pro-wrestler instead.
>>341470138
It's Polygon, man. We know they're shit. Move on.
>>341470671
minecrap and MOBAs
>>341470671Skyrimmost likely..
>>341470715
They did specify, faggotron. They specifically said you could be male or female.
>>341470597
Did she JUST'd you?
>>341470715
Actually in the stream they said you could be male or female, but they chose the male for the event
As terrible as Polygon is, they're right
>>341470597
>ex-wife
did she get promoted to slavemaster?
What's this cutie's name?
>>341470565
Anouma doesnt want to magically turn an established character like Link into a girl
If he wants to make a female protag, he'll use Zelda
But it breaks the balance of the triforce since triforces can only go to 1 person, and she cant have courage and wisdom, wisdom is her trait
You shouldnt shove a female into an established franchise just because
This is a new IP, which is why they can
>>341470597
Just ask your wifes son he should know.
>>341470671
CT and DQ are the most likely older ones for them to be familiar with because of the DS ports and entries, of which the CT port and DQMJ1 and DQIX did very well.
Otherwise most SNES era RPGs are unknown, even many PS1 era ones most likely.
>>341470671
pokemon
So what'd I miss so far? Pokemon?
>>341470972
10/10 post in this sea of shit that is /v/
>>341470597
>tfw needing your wife's permission to do anything
>>341469449
this is a nintendork board and that was the only game to talk about
YES
BOXBOY 2
FINALLY
>>341470727
You can battle at gyms if the gym is occupied by an opposing faction. Gyms are high profile landmarks like in Ingress, which used famous buildings and statues and the like.
Also you don't snap pictures of pokemon, you throw pokeballs at them, like it's the safari zone.
>>341470972
Why not use Aryll?
SHE'S BACK
the nose knows!
>Ever Oasis
looks like the nintendo take on monster girl quest, I'm in
I WANT TO LICK AUDREY'S ARMPITS
SHE'S BACK BUT HER SHIRT ISN'T AS TIGHT
Why does everything on 3DS look like shit?
Should've just kept everything 2D.
>>341471134
New IP
looks like a cutesy ARPG in the desert with some town building mechanics. It has lizard waifus and cute birds
>>341471134
Pokemon GO and Ever Oasis, a new IP
It's an action adventure RPG for 3DS. It's pretty cute looking
AUDREY
double the boxes double the lazy design
Boxboy 2? Fuck yes I loved the first one.
HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS BOXES CONFIRMED
>>341471134
And the new 3DS RPG made by Grezzco
http://www.gonintendo.com/stories/259504-nintendo-grezzo-working-on-ever-oasis-for-3ds
Oh I played this one, is pretty good
>>341470671
lufia ii is good shit
dekar a best
>>341471134
>Pokemon Go
>new IP from Mana creator
And that's it.
>>341469272
Zelda had a bigger impact than any other game at E3.
>>341471092
Shit. A life without having played Terranigma is not a life at all.
>tfw they censored Audrey's tits
>>341471406
>>341471363
>>341471360
Oh boy that sounds good
she changed shirts, cmon now...
>Comfy N3DS puzzler
I can dig this.
>>341471345
You guys scared her. Shame on you, /v/.
>>341470938
Technically we're not actually divorced, but we've 'broken up'. She's living in our old apartment off of the money I'm earning, I'll staying at my brother's place. Does that count as JUSTed?
>>341471351
It's cheaper to make games with low geometry and low texture resolution, so it isn't just a matter of hardware constraints
>someone out there thinks a game about boxes is actually fun
>>341471550
>He didnt play the first one.
>>341471529
Well she is showcasing a box game and not Zelda.
>>341471635
>he didn't' play the first game
your loss
>>341471613
Yes you cuck.
>>341471134
Pokemon Go looks like shit
Ever Oasis looks like it could be real fun though.
>>341471664
Dammit, you got me.
Alright, what did I miss?
>>341471363
>pda
Glad to see they're still making 3ds games so I can download them free directly from nintendo servers.
>>341471635
>he hasn't played Box Boy
>>341471283
why not play something else
>>341471493
It's Zelda, everyone's going to talk about it, even people who just want to pipe in and talk about how shitty the graphics are for a 9th gen game
>>341471495
terranigma is great but that game's leveling system is absolutely terrible
>if you don't grind you do 1 damage to bosses
seriously what the fuck. that's the one issue i have but it totally kills the pace. The fact that combat never really gets more interesting(you don't learn new spear moves as the game goes along) means there are times you just spam the broken dash spear move for like an hour
>>341471671
true, but it should have been more revealing instead of less
>>341471529
People change clothes, anon. You expected the same sweaty shirt from yesterday treehouse? Well that would be great, but it's another day.
>>341470964
does it matter?
0% chance of that old asian woman showing back up after dropping an f-bomb yesterday
HHHHNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG
"cats, yeaaahh"
Thank you Nintendo
IS THIS WHY I BOUGHT A FUCKING 3DS?
>>341471873
when was this? link?
So how come they're alive?
>>341471798
Never said I wanted a female player character in Zelda
Just I'd rather see that than Zelda
>>341471873
Didn't the nigga say "Come here, bitch" or some shit yesterday too?
>>341471873
Wut? Old Lady Chiko said a bad word?
>>341471821
Yeah, easily the biggest flaw. Next to bloody mary being impossible if you don't know what to do. Grinding took forever and wasn't optional at all.Worth it for all the feels at least
DEAR GOD THIS IS SO BORING
HOW CAN THESE PEOPLE PRETEND TO ENJOY THIS GAME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQhJRRiZ03Q
The current game
will there be zelda today? 6 hours werent enough
>>341472014
i think it was during that big wheel shrine after she failed it a couple times and the guy on the panel was bantering with her, around an hour before the stream ended. i don't have a link or anything i just remember it happening
>>341472070
>>341471821
You guys suck I beat the game when I was 11 no problem
HOLYYYYYYYYYYYYY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT THERE A FUCKING WOMEN ON THE STREAM GUYS MY FUCKING DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK I HAVE TO FAP HARDCORE NOW OH GOD A GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH IM CUMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
QUICK I NEED HER TWIITER I NEED TO TELL HER I LOVE HER GUYS PLEASE HER TWITTER NOW UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
Will we get to see a finished box?
as long as the nose gos and the shekels flows that's all that matters
SHOW US DRAGON QUEST AND SMT IV APOCALYPSE REEEEEEEEEE
>ywn be teased by Sam and Audrey
Not gonna lie this game looks like crap, how does Nintendo keep having the money to keep making these crappy indie games. Looks like a fucking GB game
>>341472269
It's not hard, it just takes forever. I killed the same skellington 80 times just so I could hurt the boss in Spain at all.
>>341472302
I want to think they are being ironic
this game would be impressive on newgrounds, years ago
not saying its bad, I just dont have any respect for it, the puzzles are lazy, everything is lazy, jesus christ
>>341472332
What's the difference between SMT IV and Apocalypse?
>>341472070
also those weird ghost enemies that are only able to be hit for 1 second every minute
like holy shit its not even like it makes the game harder, it just drags shit out for way too long.
Still has some great moments though. I'd totally replay it if the gameplay issues didn't exist.
>>341472269
well yeah its not too hard to beat, it just takes longer than it should
holy fuck that was actually impressive
>>341472436
>takes forever
No it doesnt, maybe you need to grind for 30 minutes to gain 2 levels thats it
>>341472435
agreed
wheres the guns or zombies
lmao who the fuck wants to play this kiddie shit
Nice save!
>>341472484
Sort of a new ending with a new protag
>>341470865
>Zelda Wii U has been their trump card for three years straight
Zelda has barely factored into the last few E3s you liar.
>>341472524
I thought that was clever.
generic as fuck
If you... mmmm... mess up truly... badly *licks lips*
EARN THIS KITTY DANCE SLAVE
>>341472401
>they will never make femdom videos humiliating you for being a loser
why live
Ever Oasis looks okay, not my jam though. Where the fuck isFederation Force?
>>341472435
The first one was pretty fucking great. But puzzle games aren't for everybody and they definitely don't need to be visually bombastic either.
>>341472649
reported
>>341472649
lewd
>>341470865
we had a teaser for 2 years and that's it
>>341472649
Delete this!
>>341472484
Apocalypse is sort of like an FF X-2
It starts off towards the end of IV and goes in a different direction with different characters and outcomes
>>341472695
>Pokemon GO
>New RPG IP
>#FE
>Dragon Quest VII
>Monster Hunter Generations
>Color Splash
>Yokai Watch 2
>Rhythm Heaven Megamix
>New Mario Party for 3DS
>BoxBoy! 2
Is on the list for today
>>341472484
Apocalypse is a new game in the same world beginning right before the Neutral end in IV, when suddenly another faction comes out and throws a wrench into the coming final battle.
What games have been showed from now on ?
>>341472690
Fuck off, you pathetic small-dicked loser.
>>341472905
i thought we were getting Yooka Laylee too
>>341471613
Completely cucked
>>341472905
>No Wii U games
W E W L A D
>>341472675
This banter is incredibly sexy right? I am not being a thirsty fuckhead right? I literally cannot hear her say lad again or I will scream into my pillow.
>>341472649
DELET THIS
>>341472905
>Yo-Kai Watch 2
Aww man, maybe we'll finally see which version is which, since the titles aren't direct translations.
>>341472905
I don't want to be here for #FE. That one is just asking for trouble after all the 4kids shit they did.
https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/743149034261602304
More Zelda in 3 hours and 20 minutes
>>341472905
I asked because that monkey-earred fuck in the last direct said we'd be getting news closer to E3. FUCK Tanabe
>>341472584
nice strawman, but no, this is extremely lazy, get the fuck out of here, there's nothing wrong with putting effort into the game. It could look/sound better, there's absolutely no excuse why it's so lazy
A BOX
DAMN YOU NINTENDO
>>341473146
I was hoping for it too
>>341472932
you on kik bby?
>>341472905
RIP in pepperoni Wii U
these nips must be fucking disgusted having to wear those fag pins
>>341473169
It looks/sounds and plays fine
boxboy 1 was pretty good, you're just autistic
>>341472725
they don't need to be visually void of any effort either
>>341473124
Feelio when sony fans will finally have something to bitch about after they got laughed at for trying to talk shit about Zelda.
Eh, it had to happen though.
I've been pretty fucking damn happy with what Ninty has shown so far.
MARIO RETARDY COMIN UP NEXT
When's the last time a Mario Party wasn't stealth announced as if they don't care?
RIP
>>341473128
What time does Treehouse end? 4pm PST?
>>341473310
Hate speech will not be tolerated here, please leave or action will be taken by the proper authorities.
Mario Party Star Rush
I hope that this is good. Because if it is then that might mean that the NX will actually have an incredible Mario Party.
I want console Mario Party to be great again.
The Ever Oasis art. I'm too lazy to dump it
http://imgur.com/a/ngiNc#NG8K9fG
>>341473128
Oh shit. Here hoping for different areas or more puzzle solving and combat.
>>341473128
OH SHIIIIIIIIET
>Modern Mario Party
>already porn of ever oasis lizardwaifu
>>341473319
many games on newgrounds "look/sound and play fine" too
it's not autism, you'll just have anything they shit out, I won't
>>341473405
Well I'm not. But as a mature adult I will concede that it's simply better to show everything relating to the NX later, while letting 3DS game drop in as they come.
>>341473643
is that a pregger zoro
cute
Does anybody have the schedule for the rest of the day? I need to go out and but there's quite a bunch I'm interested in and I don't want to miss it if I can.
>>341473310
Most of them arent wearing it
GIVE ME A RELEASE DATE FOR DRAGON QUEST 7 NINTENDO
>>341473567
I can't believe Bill confiscated Audrey's torso after yesterday and now she's just a floating head and arms
>>341466325
I'm not really a big fan of the town that the game is set in, but the dungeons and bosses look kind of cool. I guess I can give it a chance, seeing as I want new IPs.
>Mario Party 8 came out nine years ago
The series has been shit for so long
>>341473742
good for you
you see most people play puzzle games for the puzzles not the art
maybe something like fez is to your taste you hipster faggot
>>341473169
>game about box puzzles where the whole idea is that it's absolutely minimal to make use of the possibilities available purely through simple boxes in a game
>a really clever puzzle game that oozes charm
>is bad because it isn't 4K HD FPS Farcry 26 on steam for 32c in the annual "I'll have to buy 100 games to make people think I play them" sale
Shouldn't you be at math camp or something, lil Jimmy?
>>341473976
I really liked mp8's modes. the mini games were pretty bad, though.
>>341473779
Here caboose is just naturally this big.
i just want a good mario party
is that too much to ask
>>341474094
THIS is what people need to be making porn of. I want to see her squishing her soft bulbous bod
>Chibi
>Child birthing hips
>the mind bending puzzle to find a way to fuck it
How long before The Boogie sees this?
>>341474094
T H I C C
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>>341473603
jokes on you I'm not in the eussr
>>341473742
>This game looks like shit
>Fuck you for liking it
The hell is your problem?
>>341466968
Same, not really excited for any of the other shit.
>>341474265
What's this?
>>341474094
They just have to put her on every promotional material and the game will get popular.
>>341473643
There was this too from Nintendo's e3 site.
>>341474094
>>341474265
Mana characters have always had a pretty... Interesting artstyle. Kind of surprised they're not more popular among those that consort with the beast.
WARIO AMIIBO
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
BOOOOOOO
toads only?
Kindra is cute! CUTE!
>>341474545
Ever oasis, new 3DS rpg
MORE GENERIC TOADS FUCK
>everyone is Toad
Sold
>Tile based free roam board
What's the fucking point?
>>341474707
>>341474714
>>341474627
Only in this mode
>>341474714
Woohoohooey!
>Everyone is toads
THEY'RE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE REEEEEEEEEEE
>No online
https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/743157011232210945
>>341474623
>Daisy
>Waluigi
>Rosalina
>no longer a car
>independent movement is back
I'm alright with this
>Streamlined Mario Party
I'm listening.
>No pauses
So when am I supposed to choke a bitch?
>>341474348
boxboy 2
but yeah, I only said it was lazy, it's the boxboy paladins who are telling me I'm wrong because it'sfun
>>341474714
HELLO
...Is Toad the only playable character?
>>341474905
The simultaneous movement is actually an interesting direction.
Is Nintendo releasing anything actually interesting or is it the same shit? News onSmash?
>>341474882
You can't start fights online when you inevitably get horribly mad at someone, it wouldn't work
>>341475051
This isn't the only mode of play.
>>341471493
>the most talked about games on social media
>Battlefield 1
>'woo'
>>341475051
This is a mode called Toad Scramble
>>341474882
While i understand that mario party with randoms would have a 0% chance of ending without some guy quitting I dunno why I can't even play with friends if I want to.
seriously what the fuuuuck
>>341475051
nigga it's a mode where everyone is Toad
>>341475118
Smash development is over until they port it to NX.
>>341475063
Yeah, looks really neat.
>>341475051
Of course not.
What are the games that have been shown so far ?
>>341475118
>News on a game that has been completed since February
Let go man and just watch the show
>Can't tell which Toad they are when they're in the center of they're own screen and have a YOU marker above them
These people are actually retarded.
>>341474882
>@NintendoAmerica You didn't even finish making the last one.
>>341475334
Yesterday
>Pokemon Sun and Moon
>Zelda
Today
>Pokemon Go
>Ever Oasis (I think thats the name?)
>BoxBox Boy
>Mario Party
So we're moving to >>341459615 or something?
>It's a "Mario party game without actual minigames" episode
>AGAIN
>>341475063
>>341475242
I'm not sold on this, Mario Golf World Tour had the same thing, but we always played taking turns, watching others fuck up was fun
MK8 DLC announcement when?
>>341474882
dropped
this is just inexcusable
>milk-chan seems like genuine fun to play with
Why does this make me feel sad?
>>341475335
I can't I'm in class.
>No more Smash support
Time to sell off my WiiU before the price drops.
>>341475483
sure whatever
>Toad scramble looks like fun
>No online multiplayer to play with friends long distance
damn
bump limit reached
>>341459615
>>341459615
>>341459615
>>341475457
What are Ever Oasis and BoxBox Boy ?
What the fuck is the point of this game if it has no online? Who asked for this?
>>341475483
I'm already lurking both threads.
>>341475657
A new Action RPG starring snakes and a puzzle game centered creating boxes.
GOTTA MASH THAT "A" BUTTON
>>341475563
If you only had a console for only one game then you really are the other sister who desperately needs to branch out
>>341474882
What makes you think there's no online?
>>341475657
Ever Oasis is a new action rpg/town building thing from the guy who worked on final fantasy 1-3 and secret of mana, developed by the people who did OoT3D and MM3D
BoxBox Boy is the sequel to Box Boy, a 2D puzzle-platformer thing by HAL
>>341475676
Is it really confirmed? Seem like a odd move.
>You will never steam Milk-chan's peach
Why live?
>Waluigi
Based Milk-chan
>>341475793
I bought the console under the pretense that Nintendo was going to support it.
>>341475752
Snakes ?
SNAKE !
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
>>341475826
Look at the box, do you see the Nintendo Network symbol?
>>341473725
link pls
>>341475950
And you cared so much about this support yet you failed to grasp the BIG announcement they made along with Bayonetta that she was the last character being made?
>>341476159
I guess Smash Wii U doesn't have online.
New Mario Party is 3DS? I've owned every single Nintendo platform except the 3DS and I don't plan to buy one now. Fuck.
>>341474714
Is Toad a shota?
>>341476494
Nice try.
>>341476401
I was more asking about patches to buff garbage characters. I know bayo was the last, thank God too or we might get more shit like her.
>>341476682
That was before they announced amiibo. I'm looking at my box right now, it just has the amiibo symbol. If a game has amiibo support that symbol overwrites any other.
![250px-Box_factory_1[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/6ltZ0mr.png "250px-Box factory 1[1]")
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Gkn4Ytp.jpg "latest[1]")
