>Play with people from /v/.
>They all go "HURR DURR LE EBIN MAY MAY :^DDDDD LE LEDDIT ARMY IS HERE 9GAG FTW".
>Play with people from /v/.
>They all come onto me when the see my profile pic.
>>341457690
It's ironicI had the brew she had the chronic
>encounter people from /v/ in a game
>they are the dumbest people in the game
>>341458327
Lakers beat the supersonic
>>341457690
>implying 4chan has somehow changed
E/b/AUMS SENT US AYYY LMAO
>>341457690
>join /v/ guild
>"Hey guys."
>UGH FUCK YOU NORMIE
>LOL I WISH I WAS A LITTLE GIRL
>ANYONE NEED A HEALSLUT?
>MMMMMMHHHMMMM UGGGHHH BRRRRAP. UNF THICKER
>I WANNA COMMIT A MEME!
>everyone is actually trash at the game as well
>/gquit
>join reddit guild
>"Hey guys."
>"Howdy."
If you meet people from /v/ inside a game, then they are not /v/.
They wouldn't be playing videogames otherwise.
>join a group on vg
>someone constantly posts how they want to meet up and fuck me
>always anonymous so I don't know who it is
>it gets so bad that someone makes a fleshhlight with my psn name on it.
Destiny. Not even once.
>enter a thread on /vg/ as I want to join THE GAY COMMUNITY
>literally everyone just posts their waifu characters and nothing else
>no discussion on the game
>just waifuposting
>>341457690
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZcgBzHJQpo
>>341458327
Being ironic is just as worse
>>341458427
THE Lakers you wigger fuck
>>341457690
>Play with /r6g/
>Its a genuine good time and we roll any other team
/v/ talks shit about /vg/ but in reality /v/ is much worse.
>play with /v/
>everyone's avatars are anime girls and memes
>everyone is a raging homosexual
>guy on your team named DAT BOI
>>341459000
What did you expect from /tesg/? Lore discussion? lol
any group related to 4chan outside of 4chans turns into:
A) a circle jerk that will fall down the line because autistic are fighting for popularity. B) dumbest people around who can't say/type three lines of a sentence without a meme.
C) saying and posting perverted homo stuff 100% of the time
D) all of the above combined.
To be fair Reddit has some fun moments and threads. https://www.reddit.com/r/sodoffgiskard
inb4
>linking to reddit
>gb2 leddit
>>341458534
>guilds
There's your problem. Stop playing shitty MMOs.
>play on Nostalrius
>whole world chat is getting spammed with cuck and trump memes
>>341457690
>Playing aos with /v/
>faggot start talking about epic maymays
>votekick him
>it passes
>see he sperg on the thread
>>341459901
>>>/reddit/
>>341457690
I made the mistake of joining the 4chan guild on WoW, oh my fucking god I wanted to kill myself within 3 seconds of being in that guild
>xDD
>MFW
>TFW
>Le dank memers xDD
>kek kek kek
>XDD MEMES MEMES
>euro/aussie server
banter and fun
>american and any /v/ server
meme spouting, screaming kids, autists, DUDE WEED LMAO, edgyness, btwImagirl, lusting fags, XD
/v/ has groups for games? Why would you create those on an anonymous image board?
>>341458327The Predator was his best album
>join bf3 /vg/ clan
>get my first experience playing with 4chan
>really as bad as these green text stories
You occasionally get the normal person who only slightly spouts memes. They are very few and far in between the massive attention seeking autists.
>>341459000
wtf common filth memes on v of all places?
>>341457690
"""""ironic""""" memes are the worst
if you do this shit you're no better than the other memers
>>341459778
It's too easy to hate the people that come here.
I don't and have never done that
I also don't play with anyone on Steam and my friends list is empty
So take that as an example
>>341457690
idk the ones i played with were alright
i enjoyed the occasional memes too
>>341458880
>it gets so bad that someone makes a fleshhlight with my psn name on it.
>join a /v/ steam group for a game
> no obnoxious shit, people are mostly alright
thanks orange juice.
>Play Monster Hunter with people from /vg/
>Hello
>Hi
>We kill the monster
>Bye
>Cya
>>341457690
Yeah, it's fucking terrible. Why can't people just be chill and quiet?
Good thing mute exists in most games.
Just play with
Honestly the better choice. I'd rather play with normies and awkward neckbeards than people who hide their inability to communicate like a normal human being behind an unfunny façade of irony.
>>341457690
>encounter /v/ posters in Overwatch
>they type like twitter niggers "ironically" with screen names like datboi and use unfiltered senpai because black people failing to speak English and being retarded is the funniest thing ever. The saddest part is that you know they're white people because they're playing on PC and probably have at least some degree of PC building knowledge or the income to buy a computer good enough to play this game.I'm black. Trust me guys, it was never funny or remotely interesting.
>>341457690
>play with people from /v/
>everything they type reads like a 4chan thread
>they greentext every 6th message
people need to get off this site once in a while
>Play with guy in a /v/ guild on Nost a while ago
>Seems okay, go around questing with him
>Tell him I'm almost done, just need X more Y
>Replies with "why do you think I give a fuck about what you need?"
I've never been in a situation quite like that so I just left the group and told him to fuck off
Y'all just weird people
>>341461636
>I'm black
No you're not.
>>341462024
You want a picture or something?
>>341461094
It was a shit hole until all the weirdos got banned.
>that one guy that always spergs out because memes
why join a 4chan guild? isn't that part of the fun?
>>341462128
Nah, we probably wouldn't be able to see you anyway
playing with /v/ or any 4chan group is basically the equivalent of a 4chan thread where every post is a vocaroo.
>>341462128
Only with sharpie in pooper. Otherwise no.
>>341458138
post your profile pic
>>341462232
no? that's a /b/ guild you're thinking of, not a /v/ guild
>>341458880
and i thought that having two faggots sending me their anal masturbation video while crossdressing was bad. adding people from this place works like this. 95% it'll be a shitty person. 3.5% might ending up stalking you. the other 1.5% that are good to play with will barely show up online
>>341460808
yes it is
>guy uses greentext in chat
>>341458534
>howdy
Go to Reddit and stay there
>>341462509
why would you want seriousy discussion with a bunch of manchilds from an anime image board?
Literally every /vg/ guild has a bunch of drama because of this.
>>341458534
>Howdy
Nice undertale reference
>>341458534
>"Howdy."
A non-confrontational, atypical, facetious greeting. Gee thanks you fucking asshole. Want me to lick your anus next? You clearly want me to think the sun shines out of it
>not playing a game
>not messaged anyone or anything
>get random message from some /v/ dude
>"why are you being so moody? :3"
>"*grabs your hand and squeezes*"
never added anyone from here again.
>add a guy from /v/
>Get an Overwatch beta key from him.
>End up buying the game because of that.
>We play together sometimes and chat while we do.
wew
>>341461843
>cant handle some banter
I think Reddit might be more to your liking, pussy.
>>341459110
yikes
>>341462876
That's not banter.
>>341457690
>play against /v/
>"I WANT TO FUCK X CHARACTER" in all chat
>>341462701
Remember /a3g/?
>>341459901
>Linking to reddit
>join a /v/ server
>everyone has anime avatars
>everyone has a squeaky voice
>everyone is shit at the game
>everyone just keeps spouting memes
>>341463060
What else would you expect from horny memesters?
>>341462947
Yes it is
He was obviously fucking with you but you can't take a joke.
>>341463184
no, he was obviously autistic
and so are you
>>341458138
>silly boys, you're not getting any of thisdick
>>341463310
no you
>>341459778
The Stellaris group isn't much like that at all.
>>341463376
no u
>>341463184
Acting like a piece of shit with no hint of sarcasm isn't banter.
Has anyone actually met someone from /v/ that was actually a decent person and not pretending that he was still on 4chan while in-game?
>>341458534
>>MMMMMMHHHMMMM UGGGHHH BRRRRAP. UNF THICKER
kek
>Join any guild, clan, gang, group or gathering that's based around the community of a pre-existing website
It's going to be shit because everyone isn't being their genuine selves; the memes, culture, and social norms of community group is being transplanted into another space and it won't work.
The best bet is to just join a guild in the game you're in, and hope for the best -- at least there the only community that exists from the ground up is the one of the game itself, and you will have a more fun congruent experience with better, more rounded people.
>>341462701
>why would you want seriousy discussion with a bunch of manchilds from an anime image board
because they're more likely to like the games that I like. Outside of 4chan guilds many people do not know games other than Skyrim, Madden, and League of Legends.
I'd like it if it wasn't tainted with 9gag-tier meme spamming.
Never add people from /v/.
I've only ever met one cool guy from here, and we met ingame and it only came up after we'd been playing together for a few weeks.
One time I entered a Skype call with people from a /v/ thread, what possessed me I'll never fucking know, and HOLY shit it was embarrassing. At least 6 out of the 10 people in there were underage mouthbreathers.
>>341463558
I met someone who was fine except for occasionally greentexting
>>341463558
Nah, all the people that I play with from /v/ either act toxic as fuck or just spout memes or spam lenny
remind me again why reddit is worse than this place
>>341463558
/v/? No
But the folks I met in the /vg/ Star Trek Online guild were super nice to me and a bunch of bros.
Minor memes but mostly they were Star Trek memes.
>Play Smash with /v/
>EVERYONE has at least one meme as a taunt
>>341463558
that's a hard question, because then how would you be able to tell?
>>341463527
no yu
>>341463535
>getting literally triggered by banter
>>>tumblr
>>341457690
>actually play with people from /v/, not /b/
>hey man how's it going
>generally have a good time
>play with "4chan" server
>MEME MEME LEL xD
>>341458534
wich game?
>>341463558
I dated a girl from 4chan.
All she did was spout 4chan 2012 memes and was the most cancerous person I knew.
She bought me videogames though so shit was cash.
>>341457690
>play with people from /vg/
>it's an even worse den of memesters with a strict hierarchy of tripfag cocksucking
>>341463845
>toxic
>play with /v/ guy
>lose at CS
>he types "JUST" in chat
>Okay it's just one meme
>he goes on a killstreak
>"dude killstreak lmao"
>dies
>"JUST FUCK MY STREAK UP"
>leave game
>>341464156
>mfw walking into the FFXIV /vg/ thread.
Literally no one talked about the game for 300 posts.
Total War /vg/ aint bad though.
It's funny that /v/ is so cancerous that it not only used "le" more than reddit ever did, /v/ also completely overused it to the point it became part of /v/ culture and part of the common lingo even years after this shit died on the originator rage comics subreddit./v/ literally stole a reddit meme and overexposed it till everyone became disgusted by it. /v/ did what they hate reddit for.
>>341463558
Yes, I met one of my best friends in a Steam friends thread and we play fighting games regularly. It's nice.
>join a /v/ rocket league server
>we have a fun time for 4 hours
>Play with people from /v/
>They are litteraly the worst players
>So bad it has to be jokes for the lols
>Remember I am from /v/ as well
>Sink into an existential depression
>>341459720
This. I fucking hate /tesg/ now.
Why is it people can make logical, thought out post on /a/ and /jp/, but /v/ posters are so shitty? It's clearly not the subject matter, so is it the age? I've noticed a lot of people that post on /v/ are around 16.
>>341464365
B-but we're doing it out of irony!!!
>>341464365
If you love Reddit so much, why are you here?
>add people from /v/
>most are terrible and annoying
>one is very nice
>6 years later and we're planning our wedding
>>341459778
I've only played a handful of times, but those that frequent the Risk of Rain thread are generally okay
>Play with /jp/
>Have fun
>>341463845
>toxic
look, I hate memespammers and rude people too, but don't get into the habit of calling douchebags that; just call them douchebags.
Jeffrey "Lyte" Lin, head of League of Legends' social systems team, popularized it as a vague term for "person in video games who hurts my feelings", and the last three games I've seen it catch on in (League, Archeage, and a KAG server) ended up with draconian moderation policies, banning anyone for any swear words at all like it was Club Penguin, or even for saying "gg" if it could be deemed sarcastic.
Don't let Lyte's vague corporate buzzword spread. Just call people cunts. That doesn't give developers carte blanche to make their games kid-friendly.
>Post a room in a MH thread
>People are actually not shit, hunts are fast and fun
Maybe you all are just playing games withshit fanbases
>>341464565
It's the age. /v/ is now the gateway board to 4chan and as such it's filled with schoolkids
>>341463964
That's the smash 4 community son, they're a buncha fan manchild memeing fedora tippers. Have you ever viewed a tournament for smash 4 that's at a local or regional? The kids that cross the camera are the epitome of /v/, like they haven't bathed or seen sunlight for months.
>mfw people translate 4chan memes into my language and it sounds retarded as fuck
you goddamn imbeciles need to stop this I fucking hate you so much. Also every person I've ever met related to 4chan outside of 4chan was just a memespouting retarded idiot, especially people from /v/. Don't know what the deal is with you guys really.
>>341464565
A lot of people like to shit on the weeb boards for being elitist fucks, but it actually helps keep real idiots away.
You can actually be sarcastic/ironic and have people actually go along with the joke there.
>>341464716
Chatting in MH is too tedious for anyone to spout memes in
>>341464596
I pick /v/ over reddit for the same reason everyone on here does.
The interface of reddit is utter shit and cancerous as fuck.
>>341457690
/v/'s obsession with ironic comedy has turned most of the frequent users into living embodiment of ironic humor. They pretend to be everything they hate the most, and in doing so become indistinguishable from the things they hate, because there is no off switch. There's no moment where the dude spouting ironic memes stops and says "Nah guys, I'm just messing, I hate memes, lets play".
I'll never understand why /v/ likes ironic humor so much
>>341463558
The ones who don't act like they're on 4chan ingame usually go unnoticed as people from /v/
The only ones who stand out are the faggots who greentext and spout shitty /v/ memes
>>341464873
español?
>>341464716
>MH
>chat
?????????
>>341463558
Well, kind of. I bought a game for some dude in a begging thread, because it was Christmas and I felt like being a good person. He was alright, we didn't talk much though, but he wasn't a complete meme-loving ironic shitposter.
>>341459110
Tobias?
True OP. Why cant we be as sophisticated as you are? Clearly your intelligence and maturity exceeds all of ours tenfold, a superior being like you grants us the privilege of posting in your presence
>>341465130
Reminds me of that South Park episode where Randy couldn't stop being sarcastic.
>>341465238
close.Italian
If there's one thing I learned to hate more than memespouting faggots areitalianmemespouting faggots. Seriously go fuck yourselves.
>>341462523
>the other 1.5% that are good to play with will barely show up online
sorry, i just like to play singleplayer games more often
>>341457690
I've had a mixed experience playing with people from 4chan.
But I met some really chill people though so it makes up for all of the idiots.
>dude with meme avatar who constantly spouts memes and lennies in chat
>guaranteed to get the angriest when he doesn't win
every fucking time
What's with /v/ that attracts sissy twinks? I see them more herethan/a/
>>341465130
There's an old saying on 4chan that if you keep being "ironically stupid" you'll attract the actual stupid and no one will be able to tell them apart.
See: Literally every console war on this shit hole.
Honestly I think it depends on the game.
If I try and play a popular multiplayer game, it will mostly attract meme spouters and retards.
If I play autism games like Terraria and Minecraft, it usually just attracts autists who love video games. They don't spout memes, they just talk about the game, a lot. They talk about that one game a lot, it's also kind of annoying, but much less so. They are at least decent at the game and can be fun to play with sometimes.
>>341465521
>constantly spouts memes and lennies in chat
Yes, for christs sake, why is lenny still posted so regularly in games? That shit is so old
I'm going to let you in on a horrific secret: posting anonymously erodes your speech filter. With the freedom to act like a gibbering autist on /v/, your brain starts to naturally act like a gibbering autist elsewhere.
The thing is - no one notices this happening to themselves. They only really start to notice it after they hang out with other people from /v/ outside of /v/. Then they finally ask that question and turn their eye inward to find out they're just as much of an autist.
You know it to be true.
>play with /v/
>they all pretend to be gay
>>341464565
That used to be the case a while ago, but /a/ is also shit now. I can make a long post explaining my opinion of a show, but I'll just get shitty non-responses like
>he doesn't think that M.D. Geist is literally worse than Hitler
or
>typing this much to defend a cashgrab anime
literal autism
So I'm convinced that the 12 year meme spouting that only know about anime because of Pewdiepie and Filthy Frank are invading there as well now, sadly.
>>341465858
Projecting a bit there
>>341465858
What if you don't act like a complete moron while posting anonymously?
>>341464603
Gay marriage?
>>341465858
I never use memes on /v/ aside from some spurdo imageswhich legitimately crack me the fuck upso when I notice someone outside of 4chan acting like a goddamn retard makes my blood boil. You're probably right though.
>>341465115
I am that person and im not sorry.
>>341464716
>Maybe you all are just playing games withshit fanbases
Very likely. People that play fighting games are awful human beings. I see more shitposts about the legitimacy of a player on here than I actually see people from here in game. I've had like 3 guys question whether or not I play KoF, but all instantly believe me when I say I play SF, because they thought I was trying to look cool on the internet or something, yet the same seems to apply to SF since those guys think they're better than people that play any other genre of game.
>mfw all my non 4chan (I assume) friends are starting to unironically sprinkle the word Cuck into like every other sentence.
>>341462608
I've been using twitter and people do that all the time
also in Tera i see that shit constantly
>>341466002
>pretend
>>341465858
Ehh, not really. I mean, anonymity is a powerful tool that 90% of people here use to be anonymously retarded (great use, by the way. I mean, you can say whatever you want without risk of scorn, and you choose to literally act as dumb as you can), but that doesn't mean everyone who does isn't self aware in normal conversations.
I say a lot of shit here I would never once utter in normal conversation, and I'm not weak minded enough to let /v/'s meta opinions erode my own. I just don't share my opinions very often if they contradict the meta here, why bother.
I visit /v/, but I sure as fuck don't identify with the culture here. The culture here is shit, and if you can't see that they you deserve this place.
>join /v/ guild on Nostalrius
>at first, pretty chill people playing the game. just trying to fuck with alliance and start shit
>join the teamspeak
>it's only the officers in the chat
>one guy named Aspergerlord
>tries to force himself as a meme constantly by making image macros of Gnomes shitting in diapers
>another guy named Asscobra
>total doucher, will never shut up about how liberals are destroying the earth
>sits at level 42 because he's too lazy to get to 60
>then there is Clamsauce
>self-proclaimed "chad"
>all the other officers suck his dick because they think he fucks bitches
>biggest faggot ever, would never talk about the game, would post the picture of the same girl he had sex with back in grade school in gchat constantly
Besides that, the guild had a pretty good community, until it disbanded when the officers left Nost to go to another private server.
>>341465668
Aside from this being the truth, console war threads have reached such a high concentration of cancer and falseflagging in the last few years it's hard to believe anyone takes those seriously.Oh wait, nevermind, now I'm sad
>>341466095
I was going to add that if you consciously try to write as if people you know were publicly reading your posts, you can prevent that autismization from happening.
I get that sometimes you just really want to post about dickgirls or whatever, but everything you do affects your personality whether you want it to or not. We are what we do.
>>341463558
A guy I'm friends with from /v/ is actually nice. He's even gay, but that's not his main personality trait
I know some guys who use >implying in actual conversations. I wish I were kidding. They actually start listing shit out loud
>implying I care
>implying you're not a faggot
etc.
shit is both embarassing and hilarious to say the least
>>341464139
same here
only she didn't buy me games and she did the memes in public so i was ashamed to be seen with her
>>341463558
Yea. We lived pretty close so decided to grab a meal together then went back to my dorm and played Sm4sh and a little MonHun.
We didn't even talk about 4chan, just about what games we were playing at the time and college life.
>dont play games with people from /v/
>fell slightly less sad
I've only ever added one guy from /v/ and I've been playing vidya with him for like six years now
>>341465858
The only adverse effect I've seen in myself after spending way too much time here is that I complain about everything when talking to people. Even if I don't strongly dislike the subject.
So fuck you niggers for that.
>>341465443
spotted the faggot
do everyone a favor and tell your mom to cut your internet forever
>>341466881
>We are what we do
I'm genuinely surprised to see something intelligent on /v/ around E3.
>>341465647
Well we told you that tranny SJWs were invading games
>>341465858
Only happens to people who are completely socially retarded. I have a friend who goes on /fa/ and we meme a bit, but can still hold another conversation.
I have another real life friend from Reddit, and he's a fucking retard. In literally zero exaggeration, a conversation with him will be like
>What do you think of this vidya
>MEMES! I don't like because the jews made it! MEMES!
>>341457690
>play on 4chan server
> 1 / 24 players
Oh...
>>341457690
Never had a problem with the guys from Risk of Rain or /mhg/
>yfw you don't care about the liberal boogieman
>yfw you don't care about SJWs or even SJWs in vidya
>yfw you really don't care much about the state of video games at all. You just play them to pass the time, because you find them enjoyable
>yfw you don't identify with /v/ at all, but come here anyway for some reason
>yfw you never have and never will take part in the culture of memes, falseflagging, raiding, and all the other shit 4chan is known for
>yfw you've never fit in here, but are still here for some reason
Played build and shoot. Never again. Trump memes every second and horrible connections.
>>341464565
Because /a/ and /jp/ want to separate themselves from the rest of the weeb trash that haunt the internet, but babbies complain about being treated unfairly.
>>341467185
>tell friend about having even the smallest amount of trouble in a game
>LOL GIT GUD LMAO
>>341463727
>I've only ever met one cool guy from here, and we met ingame and it only came up after we'd been playing together for a few weeks.
This.
My 2 best bros I both met in game. Wasn't until a week later we learned that we all went on /v/.
People who base their persona solely around imageboard culture are shit incarnate.
>play modded autismcraft with some nerds at /vg/ who made their own server
>didn't even go bad
>nobodyused memes in chat
holy shit man. for having such an autistic fanbase, minecraft isn't that bad at having non autistic meme spouters
>>341467526
>yfw
>yfw
>yfw
>never have and never will take part in the culture of memes
>>341466952
That's not to say that all /v/irgins are weird.
Some guys are pretty alright. A couple guys I still play vidya with used to be autistic as fuck, and they've chilled out immensely over the years.
>>341466952
Don't come here for at least a month, you'll feel a lot better.
>>341464565
/a/ and /jp/ are just as bad as /v/, if not worse. It's all opinionated dumbasses that don't actually want to have conversations, they're just waiting to tell you to kill yourself or tell you you have shit taste.
>join /v/
>complete silence, the whole game
>tfw you used to play on the Fighting Amphibians TF2 server
>>341467526
Damn, I feel that same way. I made a thread and listed a couple games and asked which one I should play on my day off cause I couldn't decide, they all looked good. Immediately got deleted and replaced with 20 Zelda graphics posts and other general e3 bullshit.
>>341465858
I'm not 12, so I don't have this problem. I may call people idiotic faggots for having dumb opinions here, but in real life, I'll only say they're being absurd. Most of the time, however, I'll just ignore the idiocy of people altogether. I have one friend with awful opinions that I'm on the verge of dropping since I have to ignore half of what he says, due to him not just disagreeing with me, but actively insulting me for not agreeing with him and going on long rants about how right he is and how Attack on Titan is better than Fist of the North Star or something. Oddly enough, he insults me for using 4chan when he has much worse and 4chan-like behavior.
>>341467414
Monster Hunter attracts the best kind of autists. I went to an anime expo and grouped up with a few lads to hunt G-Rank Monsters. Just a bunch of autists huddled in a corner, myself included, just shooting the shit and not giving a fuck
>>341467841
yfw isn't a meme, it's an abbreviation. Posting pictures of reaction faces on an image board is hardly the same either, but whatevs.
>>341467526
Why am I still here?
>>341466650
It's become a facebook meme, so it's "okay" to spout now
>play with people from /v/
>they are all actually pretty cool guys
Eastern European /v/ is best /v/
>>341467616
well do git gud, you retard.
>>341467896
There are plenty of problems with /a/ and /jp/ and those two aren't it.
>>341457690
iktfb, I just wanted to bond over a shared culture and they want to shitpost ironically when they're not even on 4chan.
Words to live by
>>341467896
Worse? You say that as if people on /v/ want to have conversations.
>>341467526
That's what you get for having a mind for yourself. Don't worry, once Trump gets elected /v/ will go full contrarian again and start to hate alt-rightys
>>341467896
/a/ can hold some decent conversations depending on the threads. Sure there are some retarded tripfags like hawk and noname who like fuck up Berserk threads but those are usually fine. Same for a lot of other ones surprisingly enough. Not saying it's not a shit board, just better than here. /v/ is astonishingly bad, the only threads I could tolerate were ZE threads before the vita vs 3ds bullshit and Dwarf Fortress ones.Also Ace Attorney ones I guess?
>>341468053
Post more otters faggot
>>341466650
I hate this the most.
People are slowly supplanting their own humor with memes and buzzwords they picked up online.
I noticed it first with rekt and lenny face, after you beat the opposing team in a game you didn't need to shit on them with fresh insults anymore because you could just say 'get rekt' and you win the argument with no thought required, same with 'git gud' and 'gg ez'.
>>341468482
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
>>341458138
I know that feel. When I used to trap I slept with a guy from V, he was a literally Virgin neet
>>341457690
>Play MMO with /v/
>Anon you're so cute!
>Can you take lewd pictures of your character and upload them to imgur for me?
>Pointless guild drama
>Memes everywhere, every day
>Maybe 3 people tops who arent complete faggots.
>>341467526
So you don't care about video games? You're like most of /v/ then. The idiots on here just want something to shitpost about anyway. If it weren't video games, it would be knitting. They're just people with confrontational views.
Personally, I hate when people that don't actually care about the thing bother going to a site related to itseriously I know some guys that registered for an anime site just to insult people. They hadn't even watched anime since the 1990s, so I don't see what they gained from doing it other than the chance to circlejerk and get nudes from our resident camewhore, but that's your choice, so whatever.
>>341468738
>Can you take lewd pictures of your character and upload them to imgur for me?
How is this bad?
>>341463558
One and only guy I ever added was an autistic teenager who did nothing but scream into his mic and spam two year old memes. It was obvious I was the closest thing he had to a friend.
I'm still convinced that the majority of posters on \v\ are under 18.
>>341467616
Used to be friends with a faggot like this.
>some simple bullshit happens once every few games.
>JUST MAD CUZ BAD, NOU, CUZ U SUK
>Would just go on and on for the rest of the match.
>5-16 type of guy and would alt-f4 when getting butthurt.
>>341466952
If you're consistently around miserable people, you're going to be miserable. That's why boards like /r9k/ are bad to stick on: it's a vertex of misery.
>>341458138
I know that feel. When I used to trap I slept with a guy from V, he was a literally Virgin neet
>Add someone from /v/ on steam
>seems cool
>as time goes on he gets clingy
>mad that I spend time playing games or chatting with other people
>Add someone from /v/ on steam
>seems cool
>tries to ERP with
Fuck y'all
>>341468907
>I'm still convinced that the majority of posters on \v\ are under 18.
I'm the same way.
>Join /v/ group
>Expect it to be full of underage b& and cancer because that's what the game is directed at
>It's not that bad
>make a post longer than a twitter post on /v/
HAHAHAHA TIPS FEDORA, NICE BAIT AUTISM MAN, CONTAIN YOUR LE WEEABOO RAEGE REEEEEE xdddd
>>341463558
I met a couple people like that in MMO's but they're usually few in number. Normally most people agree there's nothing wrong with a little banter but if you're just going to meme spam 24/7AND stir up drama, it's just grating and its smarter to just block/ignore/filter you.
>>341467967
>still have a lot of those guys on my friend list
>think about talking and seeing what they're up to
>but I've never actually talked to them aside from once or twice in game
>the one guy I did talk to years ago removed everyone from his friend list and set his profile private
>>341468664
If you slept with him, he can't literally be a virgin you fucktard
>>341468840
I like video games, and I play them frequently. I have a decent sized collection and all that. I just really can't be fucked to care about the behind the scenes of the video game industry.
I play them because I enjoy them. I'm not someone like Matthewmatosis or whatever, who analyzes every aspect of video games. There's nothing wrong with doing that, don't get me wrong, I just don't care that much. I mostly come here to talk about whatever I'm playing at the time. I'm not interested in talking about the politics of the game, or what went into making it, I just want to talk to people who are playing the game, and I want to talk to them about the game as it is.
If you like all that stuff, that's cool, I don't. My obsession is animals. I read a ton of shit about them, about the people who study them, about new discoveries, all that jazz. I post on /an/ too, but /an/ is slow as fuck.
>that one guy with the rough voice from an English speaking country
>everyone jumping on his dick at all times, complimenting his voice
>>341469637
are you female?
>>341469771
>from the UK
>trying to tell someone to pull the lever
>inadvertently cause a pronunciation shitstorm
>>341469926
No, but I don't see how that's relevant.
>>341467896
The only times I feel like I'm not talking to a brick wall on /v/ is in meta threads and slow threads in the middle of the night on a sunday or something.
If I had a dime for everytime some jackass I actually agreed with on here hostily snapped at me with a wall of text over semantics I'd make Trump look like a poorfag.
>>341468176
>eastern european
>best at anything
>>341469998
That sounds both mildly annoying and hilarious.
>>341457690
>interacting with someone from 4chan outside of 4chan
you asked for it
It's not like you can't tell by the threads alone which games are going to be fucking cancer with /v/ and which ones aren't. And actually it almost always just reflects the playerbase in general.
>Ask for help with a Rusty Kushala on /mhg/
>Tripfag and his buttbuddy help me out
>Heya
>hi
>Kill the thing a few times
>bye
>bb
>Join an Overwatch game with people from a thread.
>Fuck you, you piece of shit
>Report
>Report
>bad team
>shit team
>You guys suck
>Report
>lel D.Va
>lel
>LOL
>Everyone spamming the chat fucking sucks.
Who would have guessed?
>>341464139
>>341466929
>Tfw no shitposter gf
I don't see anything wrong with memeing as long as you aren't an autist and spouting them in public or in games where it doesn't make sense
>join an online game
>it sounds like /v/ or /pol/
>if it doesn't it sounds like tumblr or Facebook
Sometimes I wish adults played video games
>>341469025
>used to
thank the lord for that.
>>341469025
kill yourself
>>341468887
>>341468887
I'd sooner give out a preset of my own character than spend time posing around for some other idiot to jack off to.
I don't even jack off to my own vidya characters since it's all for autism/headcanon shit.
>>341470678
they're the ones that don't say anything
>>341463558
From /v/? No, but I used to play with people from Dirty Bomb general a year ago and it wasfun
>>341471080
This
So long as we're talking about cancer, can we address the lewd posters?
>In Terraria generals in /vg/ at the launch of 1.2
>Threads are all great with anon's sharing their creations, creating servers, sharing stories, etc
>Some dude starts posting lewds he drew of some of the characters
>People start asking for more
>People slowly stop posting the shit they're building, and just repost the lewds they've collected
>Other artists join in and start fighting among themselves about who makes the better Terraria lewds
>People stop sharing stories of their adventures, and start making post begging the artists to post more lewds.
>No servers any more, no constructions, no stories, just mediocre artists posting lewd drawings, while anon fight about which is the best Terraria girl, and which drawing is the best.
This obsession with lewd games and content is poisoning /v/ as a whole too.
>>341457690
>>Play with people from /v/.
Found your problem.
>>341471080
Or they are playing things like red orchestra or games like that.
Then again you're right, most stay silent unless they say one important thing.
>play with someone from /v/
>they give me a lethal dose of morphine
why is everyone on /v/ so gay
>>341471570
They do it for easy attention. It has always been like this.
>>341459668
It's to keep him from having salt.
>>341457690
>play mh4u with /v/
>everyone carts before I did and they were G3
>>341459110
>come to a board to bullshit
>surprised when the same people bullshit during a game
Yeah you faggots are bringing it on yourselves. I don't go to facebook for intellectual discourse. Nor should you come here for serious gamers.
There's nothing serious about this place you morons.
>>341457690
Is it really that hard to play with or even talk with someone from /v/ or with any other board for that matter without mentioning memes?
>Play with people from /v/.
>Shittalk all match
>Shittalk for the next matches
>Befriend the ones that didn't get butthurt>Shittalk each other on a daily basis
>>341472296
We come here and talk shit. What magical switch are you thinking of that would change that?
>>341471570
>going to /vg/
What the fuck did you expect
It was made as a containment board
>>341472952
The thing is, people say this, but /v/ is so much worse. The people at /vg/ are at least regulars, for the most part, and so long as it's not a super fast general like Dota, or Leage, or something like that, the people are usually more thoughtful with their posts.
Terraria was a good one, with good anons. So was SSX 2012 back when it was a thing. There have been more, but those were the ones I was a part of, and they were both good while they lasted.
>join /v/ group
>there's always one faggot crying about his depression in-game and goes on a tirade making it so its awkward as fuck afterwords for everyone else
>>341472952
>he doesn't realize /v/ is the containment board so /vg/ and /vr/ aren't shit
>>341465858
I've been lurking and posting for over ten years now and I still act like a normal human in the company of normal humans. Even when I play with /v/ or /vg/ (almost never because you guys are 99% shit at every game I've tried you) I don't say anything that I wouldn't normally say.
>>341457690
>join /v/
>complain about /v/
Maybe you should join reddit instead.
>>341461271
>play Monster Hunter with /c/
>Salut/Hi!
>Salut/Hi!
>Salut/Hi!
>Je suit monte!
>Je suit monte!
>Je suit monte!
>join a /v/ group
>spend all day trolling other players, and people in the /v/ group who don't
For some reason 4chan groups always attract delicate flowers who expect protection and seem to have no idea where we are, so they always yield something funny when provoked
>added a guy from /vg/
>borrows my pawn from dragon's dogma
>insists on giving me some items to thank me
>gives me some random shit
>among them the item I was farming for hours to get
>thank him
>never interact with anyone from 4chan outside of it ever again
life is good
Probably the only good /v/ experience I had was the early days of PokeMMO, before it went to shit.
>join a v group
>it's just r9shit with people who play video games
>>341463842
I dont see the problem with occasional greentexting outside of 4chan. Dont overdo it. But it is a decent way to quote and shit. I do it. Not to often in public chats or anything though.
>>341463558
Yeah I met him on a /v/ AoS thread. He's a total bro and has good taste in anime and video games.He hasn't been on for 126 days. ;-;
>>341469439
You are a virgin until you came inside a vagina
>play Sven Co-op with /v/
>having a blast
>fun times all around
>group dies within a week
i want to go back
>join 4chan group/guild
>get promoted to an officer/moderator simply by not spouting memes 24/7
>Join /a/ guild
>It's like /a/
I dont know what I expected.
>>341463558
Met someone from /mlp/ as a phantom on Dark Souls 3.
One of the best people I've ever met, didn't say a word to him but that entire experience and time together is unforgettable.
>>341475045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2x-p8U_wTk
>>341471570
Wow, it's almost like humanity as a whole is obsessed with sex, and sex is the most most important and driving force in the history of mammals!
>>341475148
>becoming an officer or moderator
You are courting drama
>>341459778
Yeah pretty much.
>>341469771
that's me
>Join the /vg/ WoW guild back during MoP
>It's all dicksucking for namefags
>Can't even fucking plan a raid properly
Fucking hell.
>>341472294
You can "bullshit" without acting like a massive fucktard.
>>341475454
Yeah, we should TOTALLY have it involved in LITERALLY EVERYTHING we do! Haha, it's not like people would ever go to a video game thread to talk about video games!
/vg/ groups are good when a game is new, so you can at least play with a few normal people. It's when the general stagnates that the memesters arrive. DLC also ruins generals in the same way too.
>go to a general a year later
>all the OG people are long gone, just LE MEME guys left
I cry
>>341475721
>check /wowg/
>it's a cesspool of avatarfags bidding for attention
>panda maymays
>mfw
>quote someone using the citation glyph
>someone calls it greentext
Every time.
An anon gave me an E.Y.E key But i can't remember if i thanked him because my English is shit
If you are reading this
Thanks anonMy legs are ok
>gun mettle rolls out
>add a few dudes from /tf2g/ to cheese contracts
>remove each other when were done
It's not really that hard.
>>341458534
I'd rather be in a guild with a bunch of retards then in a guild were some faggot says "Howdy"
>>341457690
u butthurt m8? lol mabe u cant handle the bantz, go back to website
>>341458534
>Howdy
>>341474914
So gays are virgins? What about anal fetishists?
>>341477589
why is she waterboarding her child?
and why is someone taking a picture of it?
>>341463558
this fgt is pretty alright
>>341474914
Is this what catholic roasties actually believe?
I don't understand it.
If people are cock-loving homosexuals, then why do they post pictures of animu girls and have animu girls as their avatars?
They should have men or boys as their avatar and post pics of men or boys.
>>341473620
So why is /vg/ still shit, then?
>>341478201
Because you are a shitposter.
>>341460264
I like memes, should I join this guild?
Oh wait it's WoW you get banned for racism, no thx!
>>341468354
/v/ already hates them idiot
>>341478147
They want to pretend they're girls, as they are convinced that they aren't actually gay.
>retards stationed on /v/
>claim to be smart, post about how they hate group x and are superior
>retards from /v/ stationed elsewhere
>post shitty memes and act more retarded than furries, bronies, weeaboos, and blacks combined.
Explain yourselves.
>>341462817
Man, you think that's bad?
I crossdressed for a bit because I totally have a femdom fetish and a lesbian fetish and I wanted the amazonian giantesses to snu snu the fuck out of me.
I figure "might as well post pics, never know if there's actually some top girl lurking the thread"
This was a mistake, because god fucking damn it my account was FLOODED with homos looking to ERP. And they didn't take no for an answer!
Fortunately I got them to fuck off by just saying I was an actual girl.
![02 - See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Smell No Evil.avi_snapshot_28.55_[2016.05.15_03.11.25].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/P0upVnj.jpg "02 - See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Smell No Evil.avi snapshot 28.55 [2016.05.15 03.11.25]")
>>341479109
>dress like a girl and want people to rape you
>surprised you attract faggots
I have some bad news for you, buddy. Regular men don't like that shit. You're as bad as them.
>>341457690
why would you play with /v/? 40% of the people here are erp cancer or wannabe traps and the other 60% are meme spouting trash.
>>341457690
>post in one of these gay ass friend threads on /v/
>specifically state that i don't want to chitchat, only play games
>two of you add me
>a furfag ERPer "looking for snuggies :3"
>and some guy who immediately wants to know my whole life story
For fuck's sake.
>play with people from /vg/
>they are better than me
>occasionally posts memes
>occasionally dicking around
>I fuck up
>whole team calls me out like I'm a trip fag
>only greentexts are when people use it to mimic one word of quotation
>one guy asked me if I wanted to 1v1 server for dueling practice
Was pretty fun honestly. The real faggots on vg ate the ones who don't play, which is like 85%
>>341479667
*are the ones who don't play, which are like 75%
>>341464714
It's part of the whole
"Person A says something that hurts Person B's feelings. This automatically means that person A has done something wrong" culture.
Person B might have caused the hurt feelz, by being too sensitive, or having his feelz miscalibrated.
Or, the hurt feelz might just be B realising he is wrong or unskilled, and thus being step #1 on the road to him becoming right or gitting gud.
Emotions are a great guideline but having an incorrect emotion is just as easy as having an incorrect opinion. People forget this, and assume that if their feelz are hurt, that their feelz -should- be hurt. I.e. that their feelz are justified and accurate.
This is not the case.
Catering to the "my feelz are never wrong, and this thing hurts my feelz!" crowd will result in draconian banhappy bullshit. Avoid it if you can.
tbqh i met some friends from /v/ and /b/ on irc and steam they were quite nice like they were whole different people
>join /v/ game
>it's just a handful of people and one guy stomping everybody
>people slowly dropping out of the game one by one
>>341468907
I'm 30 years old and I spam overused memes because I find it hilarious when /v/ autists get mad.
>>341468887
Kill yourself
>play with people from /v/
>non-stop regurgitation of memes
>greentext about it on /v/
>some retards take it personally and have to insist the entire board isn't like that or they're not like that
>>341457690
what video game is this thread about?
>>341479667
>the real faggots on vg ate the ones who don't play
Nigga that sounds like a cool guy
Does anyone here want to play some csgo or dota? I need to mentally kill myself.
>>341480418
>I need to mentally kill myself.
just think about how disappointed your parents are with you
>>341480381
Haha where did you get this picture of me?
>>341465858
Joke's on you, I've been a gibbering autist all my life!
The Ass and his Purchaser
A man who wanted to buy an Ass went to market, and, coming across a likely-looking beast, arranged with the owner that he should be allowed to take him home on trial to see what he was like.
When he reached home, he put him into his stable along with the other asses. The newcomer took a look round, and immediately went and chose a place next to the laziest and greediest beast in the stable. When the master saw this he put a halter on him at once, and led him off and handed him over to his owner again.
The latter was a good deal surprised to seem him back so soon, and said, "Why, do you mean to say you have tested him already?" "I don't want to put him through any more tests," replied the other. "I could see what sort of beast he is from the companion he chose for himself."
"A man is known by the company he keeps."
>>341480579
I've been thinking about that since I was 7, doesn't mean I'll change my opinion.
So who wants to play some brain numbing bad games like csno, don'ta, grindframe, gayday 2 etc?
>>341466881
>I was going to add that if you consciously try to write as if people you know were publicly reading your posts
GAS THE KIKES Facebook is a jewish tool for evil A woman's place is in the bedroom, womens' rights are a cancer on society YOLO #SWAG I fuck little girls have you seen my lolicon folder? Lol umad pcfats sonykeks btfo LOL poooooppppp! xxd *goes supar saiyant* am i a meme? desu desu do a spinning flip dsfargeg fsjal <multicolored images of frodo baggins from a clockwork orange> i found this on le 9gag.
>>341468840
KNIT 2 PERL 2 OR UR DOIN IT WRONG FAGGOT
I did a furry ERP on omegle with a guy from /v/ once. It was really weird. Anyone want to see it?
>>341469245
hello can i repost this to s4s ok?
>>>/s4s/4516197
>>>/s4s/4516197
ok u ar now a s4s
>>341481921
Yes.
>>341475454
What about war?
War's important too
>>341464873
> it sounds retarded as fuck
That is the whole point, it sounds so stupid that it is funny that people actually speak like that in English.
that's because all the people that actually play games fucked off to /vg/
arguable now that the people that actually play games from /vg/ all fucked off to a discord, I've seen that happen with multiple threads
>>341482098
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like furry, and 4chan.
Stranger: Hello
You: Salutations
You: asfo?
Stranger: 21 year old bi femboy fox
You: What a coincidence. I'm also a femboy fox
Stranger: awww you're a little cutie butt. :3
Stranger: *blushes*
You: hehehe. Thank you. So, are you a top or bottom?
Stranger: bottom. owo
You: Nice. I can work with that. So, what's your name? I'm Sam.
Stranger: I'm Alexa
You: Would you like to set up the scenario, or should I?
Stranger: You can propose one and we'll go from there? ^^
You: Sure. How about this: We're roommates with lots of sexual tension building between us.
Stranger: Mmkay.
Stranger: :3
Stranger: I like
You: Great. *We're both sitting on the couch and I'm in my underwear.*
You: So, Alexa. We've been living together for 6 months now and I've never seen you with anyone else. Do you ever desire .... companionship?
Stranger: *sits by you in my white Tee, black skirt, and hidden pink thong*
Stranger: *blushes at the question*
Stranger: Well, umm.. I haven't really been looking for anyone. I- 've been busy.
Stranger: *looks away to try and hide my blushing*
You: *inches closer to you and grabs your hand* I'll be honest. I've had a crush on you for a while, now. Since you're alone right now, I want you to be mine. Have you ever felt the same about me?
Stranger: *blushes deeper and turns to you super flushed* Sam-.. I.. *fidgets uneasily trying to form words*
You: *quickly leans in to kiss you* It's okay. I know what you're thinking. How about you and me have a little fun? *you notice a bulge coming from my panties*
Stranger: *shudders growing aware of my on cock tenting my skirt and stroking your cheek as I'd often thought of doing*
You: Ooh, that's a nice little thing there. Bend over. I want to do something nice for you. *pulls down panties*
>>341465130
>"Nah guys, I'm just messing, I hate memes, lets play".
My friends seriously think that I hate memes because I don't use them and I tell them to shut up when using cuck and the like.
Stranger: *blushes but obediently does as you say like a good girl bending over and leaning against the back of the couch* Like this, Sam?
You: Yes, exactly like that! Did I ever tell you that you have a really cute butt? *proceeds to rub the area under your tail hole*
Stranger: No, I didn't know you felt that way. It makes me happy to hear you say that though. *wiggles slightly at your ministrations, swaying my ass*
You: Good. I think a sexy ass like yours needs a good dicking, though. *pulls your panties down and pokes the tip of my penis into you* How does it feel?
Stranger: big.. *looks over my shoulder worriedly*
You: Don't worry, baby. I'll be gentle for you. *slowly slides a bit more in while rubbing the tip of your penis* Do you like to be touched there?
Stranger: *shudders and moans* No one's ever touched me like that.
You: *slides hand down your shaft gently while putting a bit of my penis closer to your prostate* I'm surprised. You seem like such a nice person. I'll be sure to treat you right, though.
Stranger: *shudders as you bump my prostate, pre instantly oozing from my cock* Do.. Do you do this to people often?
You: *twitches as your anus clenches down on me* N-no. I'm usually the one taking it from others, believe it or not. It feels nice to be the one on top sometimes. *rubs the precum from the tip of your dick around the head*
Stranger: Oooh-.. kay *moans as my ass spasms around your hard cock, leaning into it to brace myself more*
You: *begins to tug on your cock even faster, while pumping a little harder into your ass* Your ass feels great, but how is your mouth?
Stranger: mmf-.. Wh- What do you mean? *bucking back slightly trying to fuck your hand and instead ass fucking myself on your cock more*
You: I'm talking about blowjobs. While I love the feeling of going balls deep into a tight tail hole, a warm, wet mouth is amazing. *pulls dick out of you with an audible pop, then sits back down and places a hand on your head* Come on. I'll sure you'll love the taste of my cock. I need it lubed up a little more for the finale anyway.
Stranger: But, I'll taste my little tailhole too.. *blushes at the thought and stroking your cock*
Stranger: *moving a bit closer to it still unsure and worried about hurting you*
You: *I grunt as my cock begins visibly throbbing* It felt clean to me when I was in there and you seem like a hygienic person, so I'm sure you'll be fine. Besides. If you do this for me, I'll make you cum in whatever way you want to afterwards.
Stranger: *smiles and locks eyes at you holding your cock in my handas I lower my mouth over it slowly taking the head in my mouth licking and circling the head with my tongue* Mmmm. *blushing, happily surprised at my taste mixed with yours*
You: See? No harm done. That's a good girl. *fondly strokes your head and back while you continue to lick* Now, go a little deeper.
Stranger: *sucks harder, appreciatively at hearing girl, moans out a cock-muffled mhmm before doing my best to slide more of your cock in my warm mouth*
You: Mmmm, so warm. Can you take the knot? *sees how happy you are and starts rubbing your butt*
Stranger: *wiggles my little heart shaped rump for you and pushes down until the know is against my lips* mmm *opens my mouth more trying to open my throat enough for your cock to fit your knot in my mouth*
You: *begins smiling and gives your butt a light slap* I knew you'd be good at this. Once you get it wet enough, I'll be ready to pleasure your prostate some more and then you'll be in heaven
Stranger: mmf!- *nods trusting you, rubs your stomach and thighs as I force myself deeper to accept the knot, fully taking your cock in my mouth*
>>341458534
>>join reddit guild
>"He y'all."
>"Howdy y'all."
>"What's y'all doing today?"
>"Just a few quests. Anyone wanna do something y'all?"
>"Yeah, y'all should come to me so we can kill a boss."
><memes from 3 years ago>
>>341478628
>They want to pretend they're girls
Then why don't they talk about their breasts with their perky nipples, their engorged clitorises, and their moist vaginas quivering slightly?
If they want to pretend they're girls then they fail that since they talk about their dicks constantly.
>>341483091
They're dickgirls.
>>341483308
Oh, so men with tits. Got it.
>join a /co/ group
>there are actual girls
I guess that board becoming tumblr wasn't all bad
>>341483492
HALT.
Do not fuck tumblr girls.
They are entitled as fuck, and think that in a relationship it's the man's job to respect the woman ALL THE TIME, and that compromise means "give me what I want, you don't get anything"
They have no concept of a woman's role in a relationship, which is "do stuff the man likes and the man will do stuff you like in return".
>>341463558
I don't meme often, but I sometimes spurdopost in chat.
>join a /vg/ group
>decent people, memeing kept at an acceptable rate
>girl starts attention-whoring ondiscord
>makes an all girl channel
>the channel for posting nsfw artwork becomes a dumping ground for 3dpd bdsm shit and faggots erping
>talk of video games disappears completely as it becomes a tumblr circlejerk
>find out they were from/soc/
I thought those epic greentexts about grrl gamurs were just made up. God how I wish they were.
>>341464028
Like this. Its obvious you're trying to prove that "bantz" is innocuous, but you're just coming off like an asshole
>>341473338
Did I argue what was worse? That's subjective. /vg/ was objectively made to keep you general fsggots out.
Is there a /v/ ps4 community?
>>341458880bv?
*cough* *cough*
*puff* *puff*
golly gee
I haz farted :3
~~
>>341473338
>/vg/ posts are thoughtful
The delusion is astounding
>>341478147
Basically prison gays
>I-I'm nod gay, yer the one suckin' mah dick fagboy
>>341477906
>She
>>341483684
Hello mra
>>341457690
>play with people from /v/
Now why would you do that?
>>341484254
>discordI'm howling at the moon
At least you didn't give the girl moderator powers, right?
>>341457690
>average M&B chat
>>341475812
No one cares about your sensitive faggot distinctions. Bullshitting is bullshitting asshole.
>>341484615
I don't understand that either.
If you wanna fuck SOMETHING and don't care if it's a dude, then k. you wanna fuck a dude.
I understand entirely why it happens but why would people be in denial about it?
>play with people
>realize i hate people
>play with myself
>realize i hate myself
>>341459778
/v/'s Roblox group is literally the A description.
>>341473338
>thoughtful with their posts
Yeah no. The average /vg/ poster treats their generals like chat rooms. Sometimes you get decent stuff going on, but most of the time its people posting memes or avatar fagging.
>>341485014
>bullying kyoko
>>341484254
Alternatively
>Join group with a girl in it
>Everyone is paying extra attention to her
>Treat her like I would anyone else, banting on her
>She ends up adding me and talking to me more than anyone in the group
Everytime. It's amazing how many people can't just play video games with a girl without going full blown thirst
>>341484254
>all girl channel
first problem. Segregating yourself really means you want attention. Just look at blacks.
>>341484704
Hello! My sexual fetishes include impregnating women multiple times, jailbait, and abusive emotional domination!
I currently have 5 unoccupied rape dungeons:
Medieval rape dungeon
Nazi rape dungeon
Anime rape dungeon
Memes rape dungeon
and Classy rape dungeon (warning: fresh lacquer applied to the mahogany, might smell a little).
>>341484754
No, one of her beta orbiters did
>>341485014
Have you tried walking simulators anon?
You don't need to play anything and you can hate something that isn't human.
>>341485014
>want friends to play video games with
>lifelong guarded loner nature is too strong
>literally a cowboy
>>341485268
>>Treat her like I would anyone else, banting on her
>>She ends up adding me and talking to me more than anyone in the group
Confidence means you are alpha.
Thirst means you are beta.
You are displaying confidence and not thirst.
>>341467896
You have shit taste. Kill yourself.
>>341485297
The ultimate irony is that 60% of them were dudes with, and this will be a huge surprise, anime avatars.
>>341483151
Fag
>join /v/ linkshell on FFXI around '08
>full of cool bros with a chan-like sense of humor, but no obnoxious memes
>do parties and help each other out with quests all the time
>make a bunch of great friends over the next couple years
>slowly dies as a handful of tryhards turn it into a srs bsns endgame LS
it was good while it lasted
>>341485364
God damn it.
NEVER give a woman moderator powers!
She'll immediately start abusing her power in order to ban people who hurt her feelz, or people who don't suck up to her. "Rape jokes are not tolerated in this channel, maybe you shouldn't be such a creepy asshole"
>well maybe you shouldn't be such a salty cunt, your feelings aren't important.
"bye bye now. ;)"
><message deleted>
>>341468297
so what are /a/'s problems?
>>341486090
/a/ has a huge problem with being hipster and immediately hating anything that gets popular.
/jp/ runs out of topics to talk about and pretty much reprocesses the same topics over and over and over constantly.
Neither has enough giantess porn.
>>341459110
That was fucking funny, what's the problem?
>>341459000
/tesg/, right?
>>341486090
Newfags and casuals.
>>341486673
>what's the problem?
(you)
>>341485905
As for why you shouldn't respect ppls' feelz:
Sometimes, people get their feelz roused by unimportant stuff, or otherwise don't have their feelz synched with reality.
It's very easy to have your feelings be incorrect, just like you can have incorrect beleifs (wall of china visibility from space).
Men are sometimes able to shunt their feelz aside and use moderator powers based on other criteria, but Women for whatever reason cannot do this.
>But what if you fix the woman's feelz, so she's no longer reacting to unimportant stuff, and her feels are synched with reality?
Easy enough if she ~wants~ to do this, but if she's already convinced her feelings are just fine the way they are, then you got 0 chance.
You might as well hope that a Bethesda game has interesting gameplay and doesn't crash constantly.
>>341485905
I'm sure you had some great rape jokes
>>341486790
RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE
>>341467896
/a/ is bad but /v/ is one of the worst boards on 4chan by far.
I never really go to /jp/ so I wouldn't know.
>>341486090
>>341486319
so they're some pieces of what makes /v/ generally awful
>>341486790
Laugh at the autists.
Your quality of life will increase if you don't take it personally.
>>341486890
Q. What does a nigger do after sex?8 to 25 years
>>341458534
>>341462609
>>341462775
>>341477416
>>341477589
what the fuck /v/? you can't say howdy anymore? is this some sort of backlash from growing up in the south?
>>341465858
I think this is only partly accurate.
4chan worsens and exposes personality flaws/autism that was already present. You don't become gibbering memester shitstains if you were a stable, normal person prior to 4chan.
>>341487137
>from growing up in the south
Come on, dude. We both know people from the south don't even know how to use computers.
>>341485343
>Memes rape dungeon
scariest one out of the bunch desu
>>341487137
Greetings.
I am Umadxd.
Umadxd the human girl!
Golly, you look so confused! I guess someone will have to show you the ropes around here.
the average age here is 14 (even though you have to be 18 to post here ofc), you should expect as much trying to play with anyone on /v/
I remember participating in a SFT once only to find out half the people I added were underage boys looking to solicit sex acts. never again
>>341487742
>underage boys looking to solicit sex acts.
From other underage boys, right?
Remember when using cringe/triggered/toxic was unacceptable here?
>Play with poster from /v/
>Stuttertypes every time he talks to me and tells me to stop bullying him (I wasn't)
>>341487137
little white nerds who didn't grow up in the South use it in a humorous, ironic way that comes across as ingratiating
>>341487875
I remember when using "lel" was unacceptable here.
>met one of my best online bros on Steam through another friend 8 years ago
>he's a virgin autist
>I'm an extroverted asshole
>been playing games together ever since we met
>email and text eachother all the time
>browse the same boards, play the same games, watch the same anime
We also have a knack for finishing eachother's sentences. Opposites really do attract.
>>341487829
I dunno, I deleted them as soon as they started talking about ERP immediately after revealing their age
>>341488030
Good man.
But you should know that they might not have been underage boys.
They might have been 23-28 year old men, PRETENDING to be underage boys, in order to seduce other 23-28 year old men, who are themselves pretending to be underage boys.
>>341459110
>Countershit
Sasuga
I've only had a very limited success rate of enjoying hanging out with other faggots from 4chan, namely when forming a cross-board DnD group and helping to contribute launching Halo Online into popularity and success.
Any other time I've played with channers, let alone specifically from /v/? Nonstop fucking meme-spam and "ironic" shitposting as well as absolutely idiotic reasoning and headaches. Why do something logical when you can do something FOR TEH LULZ and set back hours and days worth of progress?
Don't even get me started on how much more cancerous /vg/ is, holy shit.
>>341467896
>/jp/
>anything close to the cesspool of shitposting, falseflagging, and memeing bullshit that /v/ suffers through
>play on /int/craft
>shitposting on a historical recreation minecraft server
What the fuck is wrong with people?
>run /v/ group on steam for 5 years
>people in chat box roughly @ all times
>only rules to chatbox are no spam / no roleplay / no cp links
>welcoming to new people
>5 years online and still haven't had to ban more than 10 people from our chat box because they were being asshats after several warnings
>game server we have has been running for 5 years from group donations alone.
>donation money does not even hit my bank account, it goes straight to the server funding via the hosting provider website
>donators do not receive any benefits or special priveledges and we even had to ban one of our donators because he started DOSing our server.
I mean, /v/ is full of memesters and faggots but if you know how to run a nice community, then it's fine.
>>341487945
>Stuttertypes
Immediate red flag.
It's not even cute, it looks fucking retarded.
>>341459110
>Play with someone from /v/
>Autism speaks guy, all he does is rage and shittalk, then gets rekt and try to pretends he's a cool guy
>Kinda like DSP- tier jokes followed by ">implying ur not underage"
>Cringe again and again until we finally kick him for being a faggot.
>Joins again, tries to ruin the game and ragequits when he doesn't succeed
>Joins again
>Spams "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" until we kick him again.
Some of you guys aren't alright and should never play online games.That said, the comfiest star wars movie duels I've played it was with you guys
>Fightan good players and doing batshit crazy bro-op strategies.
>Discussing lore when dead.
It was like shitposting here, but better.
>>341460529
Death Certificate was miles better nigger
>>341488206
I don't even want to get myself involved with people that mentally ill
I just want to play video games
>>341488379
/jp/ has shills and falseflaggers too.
and /jp/ itself is one big meme and shitpost. You guys are the closest board to [s4s] other than [s4s] itself.
>>341488019
That mostly died. kys is all the rage nowadays.
>>341486319
Eh... I get your point. Tried to ask a question about the translation of a JAV term on the jp general and no one even responded because they were too busy circlejerking about javfus
>>341487321
I'm from the South, I sometimes say howdy, and if I'm wearing a hat I often tip my hat to express gratitude, greetings, or to acknowledge someone.
I'm not ashamed of any of it, though my friends poke fun sometimes.
>>341488501
That's not a bad thing. [s4s] has God tier moderation and 0 shitposting.
>>341472294
I come here for discussion. Stop that projecting.
>>341488603
Oh you know I read a thing about cowboys and tipping your hat to other men is insulting.
>>341488535
>kys
Hello, underage.
>>341488019
I remember when lol was regularly used here.
Oh, and emoticons.
>watch the newfags scream their reees and autism at this picture.
>>341458534
Then go there
>>341487984
Is it fine for us little white nerds to use "y'all?" It's just so convenient, man
>>341474914
Well he came inside your vagina (male), so he's no longer a virgin.
>>341488691
That shithole starts all the cancerous memes.
>>341488783
I've never heard of such a thing. Back where I grew up everybody knew everybody more or less, and all the men would regularly nod or tip their hats in greeting each other. Guess we all missed the etiquette memo.
>>341459110
>/v/sgo
Leads to some funny shit occasionally
http://handbeezy.com/615
>>341488837
Why does that make me underage?
>>341488843
Pretending to be retarded attracts real retards etc. You know how it goes.
>>341488401
I wanted to make a base on the seabed in the atlantic but people told me that wouldn't be historically accurate.
So I made it with dark skinned people (including the default steve skin) and declared that WE WUZ ATLANTANS AN SHEEIT and to stop whitewashing history.
>>341488019
I remember when using "kek" was exclusively an ironic [s4s] thing
>>341458534
>implying leddit isn't just as bad
>>341489031
Well you know, it's just a thing I read online after all. It also went on about loyalty to your employer and taking your hat off indoors and being stoic and such. Interesting read.
>>341489118
We just wanted to shitpost about videogames.
WE DIDN'T KNOW.
>>341469637
You're pretty based. To be honest the only real reason to get on here is to have a few laughs.Do you have any more otter pictures?
>>341488448
W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-what do you m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-mean?!? S-STOP B-B-BULLYING MEEEEE :333
>>341488495
>I don't even want to get myself involved with people that mentally ill
You are on /v/
You are already involved
It is too late
>>341487742
>average age here is 14
There's literally no evidence supporting that. Just because you're an underage shitposter doesn't mean everyone else is
>>341488843
>snacks
What a massive fag
>>341457690
>play with people from /v/
>everyone is calm and reasonable
>funny and can poke fun at themselves, good sports
>before going to round two we make sure to get some essential stuff straight
>turns out we're okay, everyone is above 6'0
>there's some tension when we find out one guy is a black guy, but he browses /pol/ and is an engineer, so everything is okay
>>341488843
>get friends. thats if you have any
some things never change.
Played HL2 with /v/ once
It was okay
>>341488843
that's comfy as fuck, I miss all those >_> <_< ^_^ emotes
it's ironic that 4chan started pushing out all the types of netspeak the community deemed cancerous, but now it's one of the dominant creative forces of cancer.
>>341489151
kek predates s4s
>>341488843
Not every change was for the worse.
>>341489571
>things that never happened
>>341489116
Because it's a retarded youtube meme for people too lazy to even type out their lazy non-argument of kill yourself, since they don't know how to actually argue
>>341489151
>>341489749
Hell, kek existed in World of Warcraft, which is almost as old as 4chan.
>>341471570
Ah shit man. That reminds me of Persona, before Persona 4 got alot of recognition. Now its just degeneracy waifu fags.
>>341458614
I once played wc3 with people from /v/.
At first we basically just traded the thread on /v/ for a channel on battlenet.
After an hour or two we started playing though and it was fine.
>>341489825
WTF is wrong with this dude?
>>341489956
Uther party!
Footman Frenzy!
Line tower wars!
Sheep Tag!
was good times.
>>341489508
He was the only person saving 4chan.
When he left after moots autistic ideasguy shitfest, this site took a fucking nosedive so hard it collapsed in to an autismhole that grew exponentially in size and is slowly consuming the universe as we speak.
BRING.
BACK.
SNACKS.
Actually don't, he turned in to a shitty weed kiddie DJ.
Still better than what moot became.
What a worthless fuck.
>>341489875
Except I was just saying it's the new popular cancerous word. We're going to have to live with it and there's no stopping it.
>>341459778
When the latest 4craft server was up, the /v/ faction actually had some pretty good bantz in the discord. It was actually pretty fun and we told storeis and shit. Nothing sounded autistic about it.
>>341489749
>>341489935
Either way, it's being used as the new "lol" and it's somehow jarring to me, makes me feel old
>>341480407
>anime
You first
>try to play with reddit
>somebody says something stupid in clan chat, blatantly wrong
>tell him it's wrong
>"dude are you just starting or something"
>berrate him about it
>get kicked
I've never had an experience where I could criticize somebody from reddit without a 3rd party retard interfering
>>341490623
The new lol is LUL from twitch.tv
>>341490420
Tell people who use it to kill themselves.
>>341487984
More like you're a faggot who gets buttblasted for no reason
>>341490624
~_~
>>341490729
Fuck that, I was using LUL in 2004.
Laughing Unashamedly Loud.
>>341490623
respectable people still use lol. currently, kek is the underage version of lol.
>>341490873
Only jej is acceptable.
>>341490845
4chan's national hobby is getting buttblasted for no reason.
You're a lot like SJW in that regard.
>>341457690
>Healer thread on /v/
>Some guy is asking for people to add him so he can heal them
>Doesn't actually seem to be secretly looking to ERP and I could use a healer in a few games so I add him
>In game
>He doesn't use voice chat
>Only uses text chat very rarely, normally after I ask him something
>Doesn't even use the quick chat wheel
>Spends half the game playing a non healing class
>Doesn't even try to do any teamwork, even when I decide to try following him around and supporting him myself he doesn't even really react
I wish I'd gotten a "ERP u poundig my boipuzzi plz sempai!" type instead because at least then I could have maybe had some verbal communication and they'd have probably gotten off on me "verbally abusing" them so I could have just told them how to be useful while calling them a slut every now and then and they'd have been decent to play with.
The "No mic, no communication" type is so much worse just because you're not really even playing with them, you're just in the same server, which fucking defeats the point of playing with someone.
>>341489935
It was weird seeing kek resurge.
>>341491004
tut
bub
gig
awa
faf
>>341491004
>jej
Johj?
>>341490873
I unironically use ayy
I love memes. I love :^). I love ironic shitposting.
>>341491202
>>341491262
Also, wew is okay for the most part.
>>341491262
dÊ’odÊ’
>>341491202
people should respond to stupid posts with "tut-tut."
>>341463558
If by "from /v/" do you mean someone I met because of this site? No not really. I've encountered a few decent people who just didn't talk very much or only said a few things and were indistinguishable from an average person.
A good number of my friends IRL post here though and they'remostlynot insufferable memesters.
>>341491563
none nan
>>341491361
That's why you should stay on /a/
>>341458534
>join website related guild
>not just playing with your real life friends
>not developing friendships with peole through the game
>website guild is filled with autists
>wonders why
Its the same as platform warriors. They are all fucked in the head and cannot be integrated back into society. If you do anything because of brand loyalty then youre a fucking idiot and deserve to sit at the retard table with thte other retards
>>341491361
That's why you should go back to /s4s/.
>>341463558
>and not pretending that he was still on 4chan while in-game?
Yeah.
The majority even.
I have a group of "internet friends" I came into contact through /b/ like 7 years ago.
>>341491004
Naw son, it's all about fef.
>>341491740
/v/ is even more shitposty than /a/.
Also, I actually hate /a/ more.
/a/ is insufferable wannabe elitists.
/v/ is just retards being retards, and making fun of all the underage kiddies.
>>341464565
Containment threads. Like 90% of threads here are complete shit filled with underage and epic b8rs.
Find a good thread and then just talk about whatever you want as long as it's slightly related and you'll get decent discussion.
>>341491761
*sits at the retard table*
*feels lonely*
where are all the other retards :[
>>341488924
Nobody can stop me from saying yall. I live it the south, I say it every day, I hear everyone around me say it every day, and the English language fucking needs a second person plural.
>>341471570
This is why I never touch a game that has sex fanservice. It only brings out the worst in the fanbase. Whether it's Xenoblade, Bayonetta, Smash Brothers, Dragon's Crown, etc. I discard it all as garbage.
>Meet a person at uni who frequents /v/
>A well adjusted adult with healthy world view
>Get to know each other
>Do some projects together
>Talk shit about anime, video games and school work
Fun was had.
>>341493110
Your favorite games inevitably have lewd posters.
Might as well stop playing video games.
>>341493110
Can't believe you forgoed mentioning Senran Kagura
>>341493318
Post Spacechem porn pls.
Flywrench porn and TIS-100 porn also acceptable.
>>341493318
I don't mind lewd posters because I can ignore them, but if the game itself is encouraging it, then I can't ignore it. It's a toxic practice in the industry.
>>341463558
I've met some decent folk through /vg/. Met with one of them irl, decent fellow, been friends for years now with him and the other guys too. We've been drifting apart from the other guys slowly because of real life things though. Met a guy from /v/ who was your typical irreverent asshole but he changed his attitude after being reprimanded enough times. Thankfully he had some degree of self awareness. None of them really spout memes or greentext. But then again, I'm picky with people I keep, not one of those that will keep some cunt around because we happened to play a videogame together once or twice.
>>341493882
>toxic
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT
>>341493110
>>341493882
Tone it down a bit.
>>341493882
>toxic
nice SJWspeak. If you use toxic anywhere outside pokemon discussion, you are part of what ruined gaming.
>>341494168
Saying "gg ez" does a stacking 1/16th of Max Feelz damage to all players, per game.
>Join /v/ group to get the Steam badge last summer sale
>Bunch of admin cocksucking and memespouting
Thanks for the free badge faggots, hope you're all dead
>>341494168
>>341494057
>>341494012
I'm just saying: when I play a game, I don't want to watch stupid fanservicey bimbos skipping around. I'm there to PLAY the game.
if I was an "sjw" as you claim, I wouldn't care about the gameplay.
>>341493882
You are right, but 4chan is very allergic to the word."toxic".
>>341494452
>I'm just saying: when I play a game, I don't want to watch stupid fanservicey bimbos skipping around
So don't pick them.
Don't tell me you think D&D games are shit because the elf is there.
>>341494452
Settle down, okay.
>>341494452
The stupid fanservicey bimbos in those games listed have no effect on the gameplay, though.
>join /vg/ warframe guild
>only two fags are meme masters
>everyone helps everyone
>trinity gets nerfed, stop playing
>>341467871
I can approve this
>>341459778
Sums up right in one post.
Good job.
>>341494840
Warbros used to be good. Emphases on used to be. Same for Warframe.
>>341482413
>Furshite
Get out.
>>341482413
>>341482569
>>341482715
I played with /vg/ once. They were meme spamming and I said something about not really being a meme fan but they can go ahead if they want. They all immediately started typing totally normally, it was like a night and day transition. I wonder how many people do it just because they think it's expected.
>>341490624
Where the fuck do you think you are?
Played Team Fortress 2 with some /t/v/ meme masters, these fucks literally put all their effort into spouting memes. Fucking cancerous tbqh paham.
>>341482413
>>341482569
>>341482715
jesus christ
>>341482715
Post more so I can finish :^)
>>341495851
Not /a/ faggot
>>341495851
>MUH WEEB CULTURE
>YOU SEE 4CHAN WAS FOUNDED FOR SHIT-EATING DEGENERATES THEREFORE IT IS MY WEEB SAFESPACE WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE YOU'RE TRIGGERING ME
Kek yourself, weeb.
>>341498639
Jesus christ.
Go back to your normalfag board
>>>/pol/
>>341457690
>play terraria with /v/
>have a fun time, we're all co-operating well
>tripfag spic comes in and griefs the server
every fucking time. this is pretty much the only game were we don't talk and act like retards and some spic comes and ruins it
>>341498785
>NOOO MUH SAFE SPACE DEPORT NOW
Loving every laugh.
>>341498639
Kill yourself, cuck.
>>341498639
I hope you're just pretending.
>>341499148
/v/ terraria is pretty fun early game.and ipbanondeath hardmode start games
>>341462815
What exactly is a confrontational greeting? Why would you want one?
>>341498639
>WHY DOES THIS CHINESE RESTAURANT HAVE CHINESE FOOD, WHAT THE FUCK.
All the good /v/ posters are the ones who usually stick to lurking, which is why /v/ is the shithole it is today. People come on here to be apart of the in-jokes and funny memes instead of making posts worth actually reading. It's a vicious cycle that will continue until Hiroyuki sells the site to Yahoo! in 5+ years.
>>341495851
The video game board.
A board that isn't for anime.
>>341464512
How the fuck does a game with no characters produce "waifus"
>>341500862
Custom made character, follower mods, vanilla followers pimped out with hundreds of mods.
>Play with people from /v/
>They're all 16 years old
>>341500653
Why does Hiro insist on keeping us on this wild ride instead of shutting it down for good.
>>341500653
I lurked for about 6 or 7 years before ever posting. I kind of regret starting and might just stop.
>>341464741
>Is now
Has always been. There was no slow degradation or sudden cliff drop in quality. /v/ has always been what it is.
>playing game online
>kids on my team, and the other team using meme arrows and talking about 4chan and reddit in chat
>>341501346
To be perfectly honest it's probably easier to avoid the underage than ever before because of all the people who started here underage and never left who are now adults. You've just got to find the threads your average /v/ poster would never think of entering.
>>341500221
I understand perfectly well why weebshit is paraded around here.
But that doesn't mean I can't call it what it is: weebshit. The opinions of anime posters are automatically invalidated in my eyes. Filthy moeshit magical girl cancer.
>>341501109
>a 800x2810 image I won't read
Must've hit a nerve
>>341498695
Your point?
>>341501990
Does the lack of nigger twitter speak and multiple uses of the word "cuck" trigger you that much?
>>341470364
And I quote:
"0.914 is the world record for highest-ever recorded BAC that did not result in death. A 67 year-old Bulgarian man wandered into a hospital after being hit by a truck and they checked his BAC with multiple instruments, thinking that their equipment must be faulty. The previous record was 0.80 held by a Lithuanian."
