Where were you when you found out you are too old for games?
What game that? Why hijab girl and wear harem shorts? Who dare insult the Islam?
>>341431884
Look like a nigger version of inFamous: Second Son.
Delsin was cool so maybe this'll be ok. Looks a bit too tryhard, Delsin wasn't tryhard at all.
>>341431884
cringe. i'm sure children will enjoy playing it.
>we want the liberal hipster crowd
The game plot is literally beating a republican politican called "David Thrust" candidating for the mayor in San Fran using the slogan "Let's make the bay area stronger". And the only way to beat him is via tweets and twitter followers.
>>341431884
who are the audience for this game?
>>341432343
Ever thought about reading the file name instead of drooling on your keyboard?
>>341431884
Is this even considered cool anymore? Its like a bunch of guys in their 40's decided this.
But fuck it, i'm 30 and how the heck should I know what is cool? I wear a suit every day to work and barely mingle with teens. Regardless, I have a hard time believing this is what they see as cool and edgy.
>>341433195
Pretty sure the audience is me 12 years ago.
What's with these big ass corporations making the "fuck the system and capitalists" thingy?
OOGA BOOGA HACKIN THE INTERNET
>>341433195
/b/
>>341433283
they unlocked hide in plain sight decades ago
>>341433283
Appealing to the kids who post "fuck capitalism" to social media from their iphones.
The game looks fun.
But did they really have to make all the male characters beta nu-males and all the female characters "LE STRONK PROGRESSIVE WOMYN!"?
Some of the mnost unlikeable video game characters I've seen.
It'd be more interesting to play as a corporate hacker taking down troublesome, misguided youths trying to fight "the man"
>>341433195
9gag
>>341431884
>Jew star front center
>Hijab
>>341432907
Thats not true...right?
>>341431884
So... This... Is the power of.... Feminism
>>341431884
>Some people will buy and enjoy this librul trash
>>341432907
>And the only way to beat him is via tweets and twitter followers.
It sorta worked on Cities Skyline
>>341431884
>hijab
What is it with this obsession of shoving muslims into everything? Is this the new frontier, the new cause du jour?
Have the character designers of those abominations never been outside in the real world? It's like they took some quirky fashion trend and took that as what the young'uns nowadays wear.
Nobody, not even my most fucking hipster friends dress like any of that.
>>341433617
thinks might change if Trump becomes the new President.
President tend to have a huge Impacts on Society
Have you ever seen a person dress like that?
The whole "a big company tries to design a cool and modern character" thing is always hilarious
>>341431884
Got too old for bad games awhile ago. Good games are ageless.
>>341434786
The middle guy and the right one seems to be sensibly dressed. What are you talking about?
>>341433383
Don't you project onto us you fuck.
first off all shorts on a muslim women absolutely fucking haram.
>>341435136
>actually going to /b/
kek
>>341434114
Doesn't wearing short shorts defeat the purpose of wearing a hijab? It basically means she doesn't actually believe the religious purpose of it but I bet she could still wear it in a no hat zone because muh religious persecution.
>>341435236
>actually coming to /v/
kek
>>341431884
she is not muslim right?
if she is, then what's the point?
you can see legs, hair. wtf?
>>341435130
Shut up /fa/ggot, you know you look like a complete tool.
>>341435365
Yes, right now, in this very thread
>>341434535
no it doesn't
>>341433872
>mfw this is how my workplace looks like
>with the obligatory 2 blue haired chicks
I wonder if they ever had a 'stand-off' of somekind where one asserted her attention-seeking dominance over the other, since they apparently chose the exact same "personality" shtick
>>341435474
I just say that they're perfectly realistic dresses and wore by a group called fuccbois
This is what a REAL hacker looks like
>>341435130
The girl looks like a teenaged Muslim raided Hot Topic and the black guy has patches related to "hacking" on his jeans
Don't get me started on the Son Of Bane guy
And yeah, bro on the right is the only believable one
>>341435361
Of course it doesn't make practical sense, but the hijab is a signifier that she's an empowered woman AND muslim!
Has anyone in the thread actually watched the gameplay demo? The only way this won't be a fun Bargain Bin/Pirated excursion is if they KEK me again by the game being nothing like this when it's out. The Dedsec 16bit sights and sounds really work well to clash with the modern open world, give it kind of a cool vibe. I'd take something like this over what they've done to assasin's creed by now anyday.
Why don't we discuss if the game will actually be fun? What is it about new generations/things changing that makes you all so ass blasted?
>>341435489
My point -->
Your head ----
Yes I've made a mistake coming to this shithole.
>>341435635
even the guy on the right is out of style at least with those baggy pants. what is this the 2000s? not to mention the shoes, looks like the dc skater shoes I wore in 5th grade.
i was sat at home drinking brain fluid wen fred ring
'you are too old for vidya'
'no'
and you..?????//
>>341435746
What's the difference
>WAHHHH ONE GAME ISN'T ABOUT SOLDIERS BEING SOLDIERS AND SAVING THE WORLD!!
Look, you can play Ghost Recon where you have to save Bolivia from a mexican cartel if you want to play your Trump fantasies
>>341435713
>why don't we discuss if the game will actually be fun?
>Ubisoft
We already know the answer
>>341435746
Then fuck right off.
>>341435496
That is exactly what happens. The two girls at my job did this. The dominant one came in dressed from heaad to toe entirely in gold and dyeing her hair bright yellow for just one day.
After that the other girl dressed more conservatively but kept the colored hair.
Coincedentaly she was really the only one with a gripe about golden girl's dressing habits
>>341435130
What is wrong with having just a plain t-shirt, blue jeans and rubber shoes? You would not catch.... anyone wearing that attention grabbing sore-eye inducing clothes like what these 'designers' think is cool.
>A bunch of frogs
>being in-touch and relevant with America
Even the brits have no idea how to do America.
Watch Dogs is in no way accurate with anything.
>>341435713
This guy isn't too old for games it seems.
>>341435851
You're right but at least he looks like a real person somehow
The others look like they were designed by the same guy who designed Donte
>This is the main antagonist of Watch Dogs 2
>>341435912
ill bait. does this game accurately represents what hacking is like to you?
>>341435912
If I want to play sissy ass faggots I play JRPG instead of this
>>341431884
> you are too old for games
I'm not and will never be.
It's just I (and hopefully most people ITT) never was dumb enough to be a target audience of shit game you've posted.
>>341435912
You don't need to be a politically minded asperger to think this game looks like it was designed for 14 year olds.
These people look like shadow the hedgehog lol
>>341433205
yeah, I still don't understand what hogs is OP reffering to I only see one sandnigger in the pic and they don't want anything to do with pigs.
>>341431884
>Horrific web of doom
XD
Hi, kathy.
>>341436087
im pretty sure what you just said is exactly what they did. they went to some liberal arts students designers and wanted a multicultural and futuristic "hacking team"
>>341436180
>that segment where they had "THE BEST WIPERS" and it showed them literally hammering and drilling the hard-drives
>>341433195
Antifa.
>>341435629
THEY'RE
>>341434497
once the sherbet hair'd tumblr people realize that no one looks like them anymore and get older, everyone won't care about what they have to say because they are old and not young.
Why don't they dress normally? Isn't the point to not stand out? If I saw some assholes dressed like this, it would bring my attention TO them, not away from them.
Only one I see walking through a crowd without tons of stares is Mr. Alienware-Laptop over on the right.
Why are Frenchies making an anti-Trump game? Why do they even give a shit about American politics?
>>341433195
the "let's play" audience
>>341436561
trump is literally hitler you. fucking. BIGOT
>>341431884
>shift the game's tone from being a Vigilante to being a Terrorist
>makes the main characters Muslim
>Ubisoft thinks they're getting political correctness points for this
>>341436561
>He's never been on /int/
Yurop is obsessed with American politics.
Trump triggers the shit out of liberal shit-holes like France.
>>341436634
Good, Hitler saved Germany and made it a world superpower in less than two decades. As long as Trump doesn't go genocidal that's the best possible comparison anyone could make.
>>341431884
where were you when you found out you were too old for movies?
>>341435713
one simple thing
i grew up seeing all the generations of gaming
i saw REAL PROGRESS, devs working miracles with tight as a nuns ass budgets, new ideas and even when not, just good games all around.
nowadays, most companies i loved are just insane, dead or can't recapture that lighting in a bottle.
that is why im "assblasted". i can't enjoy what is really shit when i got to experience gaming at its best and i thought gaming would get better as life went on...
>>341436539
You forget what a liberal shithole San Fransico is, people actually dress like that in that god forsaken city
>tfw the game looks fun but the SJW is fucking awful
Life is suffering
>>341436706
this is quebec though. it's french and canadian. a double whammy of liberal cancer faggotry
>>341436873
>le wrong generation
yeah Im sure the games of 2016 cant even compete with what they had in the 90s
>>341436779
Never
>>341436873
I think that might just be your view man, it's still lightning in a bottle if you let it be. Look at what they're coming up with these days. You grew up not understanding the ins and outs of the industry, as the industry found it's footing. You're feeling like the magic is gone because the magic in you is gone fag. The games are just as amazing, maybe moreso. But there is certainly an oversaturation, which can be concerning.
It's still a great medium, it was never some magical fantasy non-business world. And the indie scene is still what you want. Games can still be fun fags, you guys just became old and gay.
>>341433209
>wearing a suit to work
woe onto you both during the summer, the winter, and all the months inbetween
>>341431884
I'm a stay at home father. I have a ten year old and a four month old. I was the breadwinner most of the ten year olds life but my wife makes a shit ton of money now so I'm taking the opportunity to stay home with the baby. I figured it would be great - parent the children, work out, clean house, play video games
Except I don't seem to ever have the time to play video games. So I don't.
Where were you when you found out you are too old for /v/?
>>341437204
Shouldn't spend all that time being a cuck.
>>341437032
they can't
they are some nice ideas, but fuck you if you think something from this E3 is better than a game from the 90's.
JUST
BETTER
GAMES
NO
DLC
BULLSHIT
WILL
BE
CLASSICS
LONG
AFTER
THE
FACT
>>341435490
America became ten times more openly racist when Obama was elected.
So if you want ten times more social justice, go for Trump, I guess.
>>341432662
Delsin always looks like he has one too many layers of clothing.
>>341437226
browsing /v/.
>>341436898
I refuse to believe that. I lived in Miami and nobody dressed like that, and San Fran is just West Coast Miami, right?There's no way that's normal there...
>>341437226
been here since 2004
never
too
old
also, where else do we have to go anymore? they will ban you for cursing at 99% of shit sites and i did the forum thing for the last 2 decades
>>341437445
>he doesn't know how bad it is over there
Only Quebec can rival how awful San Fran is.
>>341437330
Yeah, but he looked/fa/as fuck.
>>341437204
what does your wife do that you can afford to stayathomedad?I presume you spend the whole day playing vidya with your tenyear old
>>341437330
seattle is cold, anon
>>341437538
I always thought they just exaggerated it for TV. I....I never knew....
>>341437723
Does it keep packing the petting zone with bedding to make a nest instead of any housing put into the cage?
>>341437051
Oh so we can post movies and games that aren't specifically designed for children? then OP doesn't have much of a point.
>>341433535
KEK FAPITALISM
>>341436779
which one of them is supposed to be Alice?
the bottom left one?
why is Alice not in the center of the poster anyway?
>>341437669
She fucks my son's father's BBC for rent
>>341437501
>never
>too
>old
Well, I guess there's a difference between growing older and growing up.
>>341438137
Fookin' filters, "CüCK FAPITALISM" is what I was saying.
>>341437204
Isn't that because you had a baby, they sound like hard work
>>341438392
>#gamergate
>>341433863
>a thousand years later your ancestors
>ancestors
>>341431884
Honestly I think this is looking great so far. Way more personality than the first game.
Video games like this are interactive action movies. It's not being "edgy" it's trying to be a fantasy set in modern times.
I'm nearly 30 and I would play this from what I'm seeing so far.
What the hell is it that you people actually want from games?
>>341437802
you haven't seen all those ridiculous faggit parades in the usa, with them twirling dildos around and flapping their cocks in people's faces? yeah, that's san fran. it's actually like that. on top of that there's trash everywhere and you can't go 50 feet without running into a homeless person. this is NOT an exaggeration. san fran spends more money convincing outsiders that it's not shit than they do on the actual city. everyone is a selfish asshole too. this is the liberal "paradise" that they want for the usa
>>341433867
It's real, amazing.
>>341431884
On /v/, when people were having nostalgia threads about Modern Warfare and Minecraft
When we were kids, they marketed towards us with hot chicks, buff dudes, and violence
Today's kids just want to be fashionable rebel "hackers" like anonymous.
Fucking kids
Get the fuck off my lawn
>>341434786
I live in Helsinki and all three of them look exactly like the avg hipsters going to bar at weekend. Except the mememask ofc-
>>341439363
Not to mention they have to be politically correct, their women must be well dressed and strong and there needs to be at least one gay character.
Cant wait to see how this generation will look like in 10 years.
>>341436180
I joked about something like this but I'm surprised they actually did it. I'd love to be a fly on the wall in some of their meetings.
>>341439709
I'm pretty sure if you get out of your apartment for once you'll probably actually see a couple black dudes, gay dues, and women. That's pretty much called being realistic.
>>341439294
Only 2 or 3 years until people start saying Skyrim is the best TES and how "comfy" it is because it was their first one, similar to retards loving Oblivion now
>>341431884
If the guy with the mask was japanese people would love his quirkiness
>>341431884
when the wii came out
>>341440025
Maybe he IS japanese
>>341439709
>Cant wait to see how this generation will look like in 10 years
probably a lot like a pile of ash
A while ago
I don't understand why people care so much about newly released AAAs or the latest open world collectathon
Oh well I'll just be over here playing old AA games on steam
>>341431884
I'm not too old for video games, there are video games too young for me though
>>341439131
Hey, I actually watched a couple of RPG shows with this tool as GM, was breddy gud.
He's still a massive faggot tho.
>>341431884
Watchdogs is literally made for 15 year old ANONYMOOSE haxxor kids and retarded dudebros
This is not for you
And I agree, game is beyond cringeworthy
>>341433872
>By luck of the draw, you are born female
>love video and computer games
>grow up loving all related things, interested in programming at an early age
>spend years of hard work learning the ins and outs of computer science and game design
>graduate with a degree
>get a job at a big, well known game development company
>work together with your team to create games like you've always wanted
>2016
>company has hired a bunch of skilless hipster girls with dyed hair and a feminist agenda for face
>you get mixed in with them because you're a girl
>get ridiculed by people for being a gamur gurl who only got hired to improve company image
man, I would be really upset
>>341440398
I would be too if anyone would have to suffer through that.
Nobody but men did it though.
>>341435361
but without it how would we know shes a muslim anon :^)
>>341440223
because they're still fun to me
>>341431884
>everybody thought watchdogs was shit
>investors look at the sales for watchdogs 1 (which were good due to preorders and bundling with consoles)
>watchdogs 2 gets greenlit
>>341440398
>woman
>passionate about anything but sex and ruining other women's reputation
lel
>>341439008
Jesus. That sounds awful.
>>341440398
Older sister had the same, teaches STEM, class was so dumb the pass mark for an A was 60% on tests.
*Loads up BLM.exe*
*hacks KFC*
.............I'm in
>>341435713
It's a Ubisoft open world game, I already know everything about its content.
>>341439760
is.. is this real..?
>>341433863
This stupid image is so inaccurate it makes my head hurt
Why would you be too old for games? Are you really that little retard who plays Western games because he thinks he's too mature for anime?
>>341439760
Why did the censor the comic? What did it originally say?
>>341433195
Neofag.
>>341437669
She's a consultant for pharmaceutical companies
>>341440987
Yep, real.
>>341438361
He's a lot of work yeah
Stay interested in video games watching the 10 year old play lately. I still have all my old video games and shit so he's been playing DKC2
>>341440683
People who are not muslim have been to to wear scarfs on their heads.
Is there any legit confirmation she's a muslim? I've know many women that would dress like this that aren't
>>341441352
So it was satirical...
>>341441352
Why did Jade stop marketing games to me with her qtpiness
>>341439131
>mother 2 in the back
>no matter how hard I try these are the kind of people that people think of when they think of earthbound/mother fans
Watchdogs 2 looks fucking hilarious. It's like Demographic Charts: The Video Game. You can tell no one actually tried to impart any sort of artistic vision or personal motif on this thing.
I can't think of a single game I've seen that's struck me as more soulless, disingenuous and sterile.
>hijab
>haram as fuck short shorts
Getting mixed messages here.
>>341434786
All the time, but I also live in the Pacific Northwest, land of the wild hipster.
>>341441540
Far Cry 4 comes close, but atleast those games worked fine in their own shitty little worlds
Watchdogs and the new one fail so spectacularly on their base concept so its hard to actually compare
>>341439131
>those sayaka and homura chibis in the background
>Hijab.
>Short Shorts.
>Vandalism.
>Hair showing.
>Shoulder showing.
Do people even read about what a Muslim is before they make one in a game or do they just assume it's a woman who wears "the head thingy."
This is making me angry. I'm not fasting for this shit.
>>341433195
12 to 20 years old with facebook and friends
>>341441839
>Far Cry 4 comes close
No, not really. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying it's some rich artistic experience or anything, but there's at least some flair and style strewn through it. Pagan Min was also cool.
I haven't actually watched any of these Watchdog 2 videos in full, because I really just don't give a shit about these sorts of games at all. I just thought it was funny that Watchdogs got a sequel.
>/pol/ triggered that a black guy will kill vidya trump
OI WEW
>>341431884
>Where were you when you found out you are too old for games?
Where were you when you found out that the people making games are too old?
Watch Dogs 2 looks so hilariously out of touch and "how do you do, fellow kids" that I kinda think it's brilliant. At least it doesn't look boring as fuck like the first one.
>>341439760
It didnt' say anything. They just couldn't bring themselves to write offensive things for fear of triggering their audience.
>>341431884
I would do unspeakable things to that absolutely haram Muslim girl.
>>341439363
Lol, you thinks kids want to be you?
>>341442201
it was style and flair threwn around in the manner of a person Googling things and then throwing what he finds up on the walls, and Pagan minwas a pathetic try-hard of a character
>>341441496
She was up on stage for the Star Wars stuff m8, still looks breddy gud.
>>341441957
>Hair showing.
So? Not every form of covering is a burka. Unless you're one of the crazily devout a headscarf showing your hair isn't a problem.
>>341441154
Nothing you dense autist
>>341442453
Hard to believe we would come to the point where we would feel good about this kind of shameless sex-sells marketing
>>341433872
>10 women to do the job of 1 man
Wew
>>341437032
>wrong generation
You're using this term incorrectly. This man grew up with good video games. How new are you that you don't recognize that Vidya is saturated with rushed shit now?
>>341443019
Good games never went anywhere, the size of their audience just stayed the same
You can't compare modern games getting bought by a hundred million casuals to games back in the day that catered to nerds
>>341442453
shit, seeing that comic again makes me feel old since i was here when it was new...
>>341439878
This whole post drops with hipster. Go fuck yourself you pretentious fag.
