Please buy Skyrim Remastered, and don't forget about my bitch Jade new Star Wars game!
>>341430481
but todd, you're already giving it to me for free
>you will never play jade's game while todd watches
Woah, I didn't know Jade was over 6'2'' tall.
>>341430481
Jade looks much more attractive now that she has re-educated her facial muscles to avoid her old shit eating grin.
>>341430725
I bet Todd likes it when anyone plays Jade's game
>>341430481
>buy
Nigguh, this meme would only apply if it wasn't free to 90% of people.
BUY
>>341430481
She is balding?
kek
>>341430481
JADE RAYMOND IS 5'7"
>>341431681
Oh fuck off faggot. Size matters not and you are a bitch for spouting memes about it.
>>341431681
She's wearing heels
Todd is 6 feet tall
>>341430481
semon demon
Sperm bank
>>341430481
It's not fair, why the ps3 owners have to buy it again when PC got it for free?
>>341432137
Its only free if you own all the DLC so its not free
>>341431941
Then why is Kojima(5'8) taller than him?
You're not fooling anyone Todd
>>341432261
>Pc buys legendary edition
>Get remaster for free
>PS3 buys legendary edition
>Have to spend money again
Alright Todd... Just... You win.
As I am speaking right now I am currently purchasing Fallout 4, Doom, Quake and Skyrim HD alongside their respective season passes and DLC.
Have mercy on my wallet Todd! I am a broken man now...
>>341431941
You aren't fooling anyone Todd.
>>341430481
How is Jade Raymond, a woman standing taller than 6'7" Todd Howard?
>>341430481
he looks like a serial killer
BUY
>>341430481
That redhead is really sad she isn't the one in the photo with Todd.
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
>>341432641
Noticed how the number of Skyrim naysayers have gone down on /v/?
Well now you know why.
>>341432604
She is standing on a box
>>341432641
No he looks like someone who knows what the gamers of today want. Of course channers hate a successful man like my man Todd.
>>341430481
Isn't it already free tho?
>>341432137
Because of mods, there is no point in selling mods to pc users, it failed so badly, but console plebs will buy it.
>>341432875
I love Todd though
Every time I think I'm done with him he pulls me back in with his prodigious charisma ansmd boyish good looks
>>341431028
WHAT!? Whose decision was this!? WHOOOOOOOOOO!?
Hey Faggots,
My name is Todd, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass full wallets. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever preordered my games? I mean, I guess it’s fun saving money because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than missing out on my new DLC.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the Tall Guys Club, and starter on my basketball team. What games do you play, other than “not my games”? I also get straight preorders, and have a banging hot marketer (She just gave me publicity; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>>341430481>>341430481
Buy anything Bethsoft makes post tes 4... nope we market, update, patch and distribute 99% of what makes up your games so its time you pay us back.
>>341432850
This is the most offensive meme on this godforsaken website and you need to stop.
>>341433346
Pretty good!
Hey Todd how come Nintendo lets Link climb the mountain in the distance?
>>341433656
It's not a real climb, Skyrim is much more realistic in contrast to BoTW's silly impossible climbing.
>>341434280
But you said-
>>341433346
>have any of you ever preordered my games?
No, there will be steam sales after the dlc is released and borrow it from a friend to play it close to release
>>341434280
More realistic for fat people, the target audience, you mean
>>341430481
Thank you based Todd for giving me Skyrim remastered for free.
>See this picture
Man, and someone didn't believe me that Jade was part Asian the other day.
>6'2"
>>341430481
who is smaller, todd howard or david miscavige?
>>341435212
>SotC weakness marking on his arm
What, does he have boneitis on his left arm only?
>>341435584
They have similar facial structures, freaky.
wtf my fallout post got deleted
are mods seriously this fucking jewy holy shit
>>341435212
It's obviously photoshopped
![hyena.e[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DZfQE1K.jpg "hyena.e[1].jpg")
>>341430973
she was cuter before
she looked like that one hyena from the lion king but in an attractive manner
>>341432410
Anon Todd is clearly doing traditional russian dancing in this image while Kojima is standing on his tippy toes.
>>341436453
She's a MILF now.
>>341432410
Anon Kojima was sitting on Todds knees as he whisper to him the secrets of open world games, the type that made Todd's Fallout 4 such a critical and commercial success.The type that made you buy it and it's Season Pass.
