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What does /v/ think of Omnics?
I'm from Buenos Aires, and I say kill 'em all!
>>341400201
THEY TOOK OUR JERBS
Only good Omnic is a dead one
>>341400201
Machines can be programmed to do anything and have no will of their own. No matter how sophisticated, complex, self adapting a computer is, it can be changed at the drop of a hat.
I'M GOING FOR THE DONUT STEVE
>>341400201
Canadians
how is babby omnic formed
>>341400343
>>341400362
>>341400419
I want Zarya posters to leave
That's a tough one.
>>341400680
When a mother Omnic and a father omnic love each other very much, they buy an assembly kit.
>>341400201
I thought from the Tracer/Widowmaker cinematic that they were called Olmechs, which to me was a cooler name.
>>341400680
You know that factory we blow up in Kings Row? They get built in those
The most PG and boring racial tension plot device ever crafted by a soulless corporation
I like robots but omnics done fucked up
>>341400201
Wasn't there an omnic/human couple in the Widowmaker short? How would that even work?
Robots.
They're called robots.
'Omnics' is a stupid name.
Robots.
REMOVE TOASTER KEBABS
>>341400936
Anon you know most people here on /v/ would fuck a robot.
Hell I'd fuck a robot.
I mean if you're a bottom you could just have the robot get a dick, it wouldn't be that hard.
>>341400201
if they can show the same characteristics of humans, they should be treated as such.
the reveal of omnics will always make me laugh
>Yes Bros! Soon VR will replace real women!
>The waifu age is upon us, no more 3DPD
>...wait. Does that woman have a robot husbando?
>CLANKED
>KILL ALL OMNICS
>>341400961
robots aren't sentient.
robot:omnic::chimpanzee:human
>>341400201
Genji may be my husbando, but Omnics belong in the trash
>>341400201
how can human males compete?
>>341400961
Robot means slave in Balcanoslav, it's really, really offensive.
>>341401219
>>CLANKED
>not SCRAPPED
>>341401379
If Omnics are logical beings, why are they going after women?
>>341401379
Only futas pose a threat to the robot menace.
>>341401339
Genji is a cyborg, not an omnic.
>>341400714
>not I'm not an Omnic
Trash
BLOOD
NOT
CIRCUITS
>>341401339
Genji is a Cyborg though so he's OK, even if he's only like 2% human flesh.
>>341401625
But he is friends with them, that's the point
>>341400201
Robots that think they have a soul while liberals suck their metal dicks.
Their AI fucked up once and started a war and instead of exterminating the faulty robots once and for all, the liberal cuck goverment of the futur gave them land and started to let them into their midst
>>341400704
ZARYA FOR PRESIDENT 2036
WE ARE GONNA BUILD A SHIELD AND MAKE THEM PAY FOR IT
>>341400343
dont worry anon i got the joke
>>341400201
She built them. Literally Hitler.
>>341401836
2074 is more likely
>>341401867
>Volskaya
>of Volskaya industries
>Somehow was the leader of the Omnia corporation
We get it Japan, you're jealous that they're building Megazords.
>>341400201
Robotic Sentience is a threat to human survival. Kill em all.
>>341401867
No. She built the giant robots that are Mechas to fight robots, She is not hitler, She is FDR
SCRAP THE OMNICS
RACE WAR NOW
>>341401379
there's nothing wrong with Omnics taking your wife. I'm a human male and i love watching omnics fuck my wife. This is for her enjoyment bee-boo-boo-bop, boo-boo-beep
>Overwatch
>lore
Pick 1.
Seriously, for a Blizzard game, this is really lacking in the immersion department. I remember every Blizz release since WC2 had an intro cinematic. All this has are a couple game modes and no ranking system. Only cinematic I've seen was the E3 trailer. Hey, how about putting that in your game first?
when will we get more playable omnics
>>341401281
omnics are as sentient as "trans" males are women
>>341401673
I wonder if he kept his penis or got a robot penis.
Only good Omnic is a dead Omnic
>>341402248
most likely no. remember raiden?
>>341401339
KING'S ROW
>>341402168
They have a bunch of animated shorts (6-8 mins) long on YouTube. Look them up. Really cool.
>>341400201
Today i found out im one of the top 800 bastions in the world.
Which are the eyes?
>>341402248
Doesn't have one.
>>341402310
Doesn't mean he can't have a robot penis. They gave him a sweet cyborg ass, so something is up.
>>341401848
The joke that he's supposed to be a Filipino?
>>341402451
this >top# shit is only in playtime
i'm in the top100 as zarya because she's really underpicked for some reason
>>341402558
the blue ones obviously you dolt.
the slits are his nostrils
>>341402168
>>341402439
Animated shorts and comics
>>341402558
Sad Krillin
>>341400836
>olmechs
>>341402626
No, top score/min ratio.
Im top 6k overall, but i play casually.
It was fun to find out. No bully.
doomfist fucking when
Has much been said on the roots of the omnic crisis? Were omnics oppressed/second class citizens/deprived of many basic rights beforehand? Besides being given Straya, what was the path to peace like with them? Are they capable of honest to goodness malice?
I hope one of the future characters added to the game is a legitimately bad omnic. Probably won't happen, but I think it'd be interesting to see more dimensions of a population that supposedly has a soul - having such a thing isn't all sunshine and daisies.
>>341402558
the dots
>>341402814
oh didn't know that was a thing
>build sentient machines
>"hurr durr, you're slaves! you will always be slaves! you have no right because you're not made of flesh and bone!"
>sentient, feeling machines go 'fuck that' and start a war for independance
Can we maybe have a plot dealing with AI that isn't so fucking stupid and predictable for once? Like, one that actually deals with the question of what constitutes intelligence, what rights an artificial life-form has or how they see and design themselves?
Nope, every fucking time people just build sentient robots and then treat them like shit, as if slavery never happened and the concept of sentience is too outlandish to contemplate.
>>341403076
Noice m8
>>341402696
And why isn't this included in the full-priced retail product I purchased? Seriously, I was expecting a single-player mode at least. Oh wait now I know, it has a cash shop built in.
>>341400201
I want to see Omnic rebels. In all the shorts and comics, it's clear that a lot of Omnics are treated like shit.
Hell, look at King's Row. The payload is an EMP bomb designed to kill Omnics and the streets are covered in anti-Omnic graffiti.
So I'd like to see more angry Omnics and riots. Make an Omnic freedom fighter/terrorist hero that hates humans and wants to kill them all so Omnics can live in peace.
>>341402763
>kids can't keep hold of a FUCKING idol
>>341403274
The shorts and comics are free. What are you complaining about?
>>341403353
That damn Olmech covered it in grease.
>>341401379
Are the slots the eyes or are the glowing dots the eyes?
Also, why can't they just rebuild Monyatta after he was shot?
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>>341403274
The shorts and comics are free, and it's only 40 bucks. I've spent that much on worse things
>>341403487
Can't rebuild a soul
>>341403276
that's too nuanced for this tired racism metaphor
>>341403496
Is Mondatta back from the dead?
Zenyatta looked cooler when I thought his eye holes were his nostrils
>>341400680
lewd
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>>341403274
Most blizzard products tend to have extra lore and shit outside of the game itself. In particular, Overwatch's shorts and comics were used as part of its marketing phase, meant to get players invested in characters pre-release.
As for your expectations, you have no one to blame but yourself for doing literally no research. Pic is how I honestly imagine you as I read your post.
>>341403274
It's a multiplayer game and has never been advertised as anything else.
All the comics and lore-material is freely available.
>Oh wait now I know, it has a cash shop built in.
Troll confirmed, opinion discarded.
>>341403487
Because Vishnu was put into a dormant state and they don't wanna wake up that megaman villain.
>>341402439
>>341402696
>Need to go look for 'lore' outside of the game so i know whats going on
Nah. Shit doesnt work that way. The game has zero story because shit isnt in the game. If you want it to have a story then it would be in the game. I shouldnt need to be watching videos or reading shit comics to get a story.
>>341402032
>>341402071
I see the OIDF has arrived.Go change your oil or smth.
>>341403074
Would you help him, /v/?
Thanks for finally giving me another word to filter
>>341403487
Because technological immortality and mind-uploading are concepts that don't fit into Blizzard's Fisher-Price sci-fi story.
Big-name games never deal with those themes properly, because writers know that trans-humanism and a technological singularity destroy any rule of narrative drama. The only game I've play where this was ever approached in a reasonable way was SOMA.
>>341402689
Why does robot need air?
>>341404102
spoted the prentitious indie faggot
>>341403938
It's not a story focused game.
I've played lots of games where I need to read up on the lore
>>341403963
Smith?
>>341403487
They could work like Blade Wolf in that their brains are modeled on a human one, just built out of artificial materials. They could fix his body, and repair the damaged portions of his brain, but there's no guarantee that he'd be the same person once they switch him back on.
>>341403559
Souls aren't real.
>>341404318
>I've played lots of games where I need to read up on the lore
I havent. If its not in the game via codex or glossary, i dont read it because it wouldve been put in. Outside shit is extra.
I mean, at this point its like saying youd only understand/like a movie if you read the books that explain shit. It dont work that way.
Of an omnic waifu was hitting on you at a bar, would you go for it, /v/?
>>341404680
You can infer most of the story from what the characters say to each other. The outside bits are just for the lazy who don't like piecing lore together.
REMOVE
>>341402826
Make him an Omnic Supremacist.
Then add some personality like he knows from calculating statistics and the current progress of Earth that Omnics will rule the world eventually in a couple of centuries which he can easily wait but he just wants to fight in an honest to God race war and to accelerate it because either way hehis cause will still win.
>>341404729
Jokes on them, my waifu's a robot.
>>341404309
Are you kidding right now? I picked SOMA as an example because it's one of the few titles that covers the topic. Most "artsy" indie shit is even more adverse to those topics because it ruins 'muh emotional narrative'.
>>341401379
I'm not watching this cinematic. Is there sincerely a conflict because of robot-on-human sex
>>341404680
On top of this, technical game information isn't even available. I had to sift through multiple wikis just to get damage values and technical info on character abilities.
Fuck, I bought an unfinished Blizzard title, never thought I'd see the day. And if you mention D3, at least the core game was there.
>>341404797
>Make him an Omnic Supremacist.
So a fucking god program given a humanoid body. Why not just say that.
>>341404729
Without any second thought.
>>341404729
Would sex with a female Omnic be like that Doppleganger video?
>>341404862
No just on the internet.
>>341400704
t. Omnic scum
>>341404898
No, like Black Supremacist/ White Supremacist?
He is advocating for Omnic supermacy.
>>341404870
You don't need any of those values to play the game. Complaining that a game doesn't provide its own meta-game information is absurd.
That's like whining that WoW doesn't provide you with the values for some classes' stat breakpoints ingame.
>>341400559
So then they're just like humans?
>>341400201
What are these big robots you see in the background on Voskaya? Are they attacking the city?
>>341405034
Yeah a fucking god program. The things that originally started the Crisis when they churned out kill bots. Omnics have no real basis for that outside of them wanting to intergrate into society since they've been around as a group for about two decades.
>>341400714
I need more chill zenyatta pics
THE ROBOTS ARE FUCKING OUR WOMEN
YOU HAVE RUINED EARTH
>building sentient AI
>ever
The Imperium of Man learned that the hard way.
>>341404943
Think of a mannequin responding to your humping with simulated moaning, and a fleshlight so heavenly, your dick would be numb by the time you wake up from your sex coma the next week after the marathon fuck-fest.
>>341402558
>>341402689
>>341402717
>>341403074
Okay but seriously it IS "the dots" except if you take off their face plates that's not a bunch of little bulbs it's one big iris shaped one.
Seriously how has nobody noticed this?
>>341405305
Let's fuck theirs.
>>341404862
it's mostly omnic rights and treating omnics like human beings
Russia is 100% anti-omnic since they're in another omnic crisis.
Nepal is pretty much an omnic country
Australia gave their country to the omnics like a bunch of pussies and the native australians got mad and nuked it.
Numbani has equal rights for humans and omnics
London is anti-omnic with the occasional slut getting clanked
>>341403487
>Also, why can't they just rebuild Monyatta after he was shot?
Completely successful data recovery even today is rare, and it's probably impossible on a scale of something like an omnic
You could also rebuild the monyatta but without the memories it's just a new omnic that looks like monyatta and could end up being a completely different person
>>341405470
pretty sure it depends on the omnic.
Some omnics have lights were eyes would be, others like zenyatta have slits where eyes would be placed
However I guess the lights in general are the true visual center and the slits are for humanization.
>>341400201
I think the story is fucking stupid. Sentient robots necessarily cost more than non-sentient robots, so it doesn't make any sense to have them do menial tasks.
If some super computer can just take them over, then disable their wireless modems or whatever the fuck that's facilitating that, or turn them all off while you fix it.
>they developed sentience all at once over night and no one knows why or how but some shenanigans is thought to be to blame
That's dumb, that's not how technology works, that's not how hardware works, nerds with too much free time (and a powerful desire to make the perfect sexbot) would discover any and all secret hardware or secret software or whatever (which they would exploit to jailbreak their omnic roomba).
>>341405470
Zenyatta opens his mouth.
Really wide.
It's just a giant fucking eye.
>ENTER THE IRIS
>>341401219
>CLANKED
Omnic Rights? Ptuh!
>>341404102
A simplier way would be to go "We tried to rebuild him but the data is gone, he'll never be the same again"And then Mondatta becomes a villain who wages war against humanity because the only thing he remembers about his previous life was death.
>>341405921
NO NO NO
N-O NO!
>>341404234
Could be for ventilation or something
>>341404102
>There'll never be a game that does sci-fi as good as Alpha Centauri ever again
Just staple me now.
>>341403078
>Can we maybe have a plot dealing with AI that isn't so fucking stupid and predictable for once?
Iain M. Banks, "The Culture" series.
>>341405602
based straya. taking shitposting to the next level
"toasters have feelings too" stories are stupid because humans constantly project their desire for freedom and self-preservation instincts on a creature that might and should be made without them
Roboniggers get off my board.
I liked them better when they were namedReploids
>>341405084
kek that image
>>341406202
Megaman hero when?
>>341406202
Evil Omnic based on Vile when?
>>341405820
Yet we give suspension of disbelief that a bunch of ayy lmaos are abducting people to dreamworlds with some convoluted purpose. Or how a white haired guy literally fought against dozens of mechs with a couple of rockets. Or how a dragon turtle keeps causing mayhem.
>>341406202
Actual melee character based on Zero when?
>>341406073
Yeah, but it's always literature. For all its flaws 'Remember Me' at least had a fairly reasonable post-cyberpunk feel to it.
Take Fallout 4, for instance. They could've done something with the synths defying their programming and attaining certain levels of sentience. But of course Bethesda screwed it up from start to finish again.
>>341406086
The problem is that they ended up turning Australia into a nuclear wasteland so it's uninhabitable.
Roadhog was part of that resistance
Junkrat I dunno because he's actually one of the youngest characters at 25
Only D.Va and Zenyatta are younger than him at 19 and 20.
>be me omnic
>can't get meat female
>specs are to old
>penetration speed to low
>listen to Metallica and Zenyatta to get out of the despair
>"Nothing else matters" comes on
Robo life is suffering.
>>341405162
They're those gundam suits the Russians used to turn the tables on the Omnics during the first crisis.
>>341406421
Roadhog was the leader of the resistance, not just part.
>>341406421
meh its already inhabitable now
>Omnic's are a construct of peace!
>H-h-he's not a TRUE Omnic
Every fucking time.
>>341406421
Only the outback is uninhabitable, the rest is fine.
>>341406421
Shit, I would have thought Zenyatta was some kind o stereotypicalf sage who's a lot older than that
>>341400714
Why does Toblerone hate omnics so much anyways? What did they ever do to him?
>>341406547
Why do we hate aussies so much?
>>341406710
the super humanoid omnics are the youngest of the omnium so all of the Monk Omnics are only 20.
>>341406329
>>341406330
>>341406382
Need to see this happen asap
>>341406627
ALLAH AKBEEP
>>341406809
read his comic.
Torbjorn builds tech but feels it should only do exactly what it's made to do, not to have feelings and free will.
>>341406503
Dumb bastion poster
>Be Torbjorn
>Want to build machines to make the world a better place
>People want you to build weapons instead
>People keep insisting on using sentient AI despite you telling everyone that's a bad idea
>Sentient AI takes over and tries to kill everything
>Controls machines used for peace and uses them for war
>You are forced to build weapons if you want to make the world a better place
Being a dwarf is suffering. No wonder he hates Omnics.
>>341406870
he's stuck at the moon bro;_;
>>341404836
>Are you kidding right now?
Carl The Cuck, is that you?
>>341406810
Nah we gud cunts, mate.
>>341406915
he's right you know. i built my omnic for fucking not for complaining she has a headache or its that time of the month
>>341406809
He doesn't like giving weapons intelligence that can grow. He's really more against AI and omnics are a by product of AI.
>>341406809
Tobjorn builds
How would you feel if your creations begin to destroy?
>>341406809
In his back story he designed a lot of the machines and bodies that the first super AI omics turned into weapons.
It is like hating the military for turning nuclear energy into atomic bombs that they dropped on you.
>>341400201
Zenyatta is alright but he's still a fag.
>>341402558
It doesn't matter. By the time Zenyatta sees anything he's already dead
>>341406915
So he's just being a little bitch?
>>341407084
His turrets wreck teams constantly
So is Genji a human or an omnic?
Isn't Hanzo his brother?
>>341406969
But exploding knees.
>>341407084
>Building sentry guns to murder people is okay
>But having your sentry guns murder people by themselves is not okay
?
>>341407206
he is mostly robot but enough flesh to still be a human.
>>341400961
Omnics are robots that want to fuq white girls and murder for it.
>>341407206
Cyborg
>>341407206
He is human, just mostly "rebuilt", Deus Ex-style. More machine than man and all that.
>>341407206
He's a cyborg. He got fucked up by his brother crazy bad and they replaced a lot of his shit with machinery but he still has a face.
>>341407159
>Artificial AI is bad you shouldn't use it
>Animatrix
>I FUCKING TOLD YOU YOU FUCKING STUPID FUCKS
Torbjorn was right
>>341401379
By killing them, obviously.
>>341406202
Colonel & Iris based Omnics when?
>>341407206
He was a human, Hanzo is his brother. He should be dead but Mercy gave him a bitchin robot exoskeleton (that I never see because I've got that Young Genji Skin) that takes up most of his body.
>>341407084
fucking libertarians
>>341407320
>>341407309
>>341407278
>>341407369
Oh ok.
So why did Hanzo fuck him up?
Who was in the wrong here as they say.
>>341407206
He's literally Raiden
>>341407482
They were both heirs to a ninja clan. Hanzo took shit seriously, Genji didn't. Family told Hanzo to fuck his brother up, he did and kind of regrets it. Genji has forgiven him but Hanzo hasn't forgiven himself.
>>341407482
Genji is just jealous that Hanzo can still fuck girls left and right while they left him dickless like Raiden
>>341407482
He called his taste in anime shit and also insulted his waifu
>>341407482
He was a digrace to the family which was a pseudo-Yakuza organization. All he did was be a playboy and indulge. Hanzo was ordered to kill him.
>>341407482
Hanzo was ordered to kill him because Genji just wanted to fuck around instead
He didn't want to but had to and regretted it ever since.
>Hanzo feels great regret over being forced to kill his brother
>Abandons his home, his country, and his name in order to travel the world on a spiritual quest to atone
>Finds out Genji is alive
>Immediately tries to kill him
>YOU ARE NOT MY BROTHER
Someone explain to me why Hanzo is such a faggot.
>>341407471
dude what
>>341407206
Genji became a cyborg after being put into a near death state by his brother Hanzo for not joining the family Yazuka. Cyborgs are outcast by both Omnic and human standards. Only Zenyatta saw past that and helped Genji accept his new body.
>>341403353
>Winston rush
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQvzoY9SaQY
>>341400857
Actually, in Kings Row the payload is an EMP that you use to kill a group of refugee omnics underground.
>>341407673
>Someone explain to me why Hanzo is such a faggot.
To reflect the people who main him.
>>341407673
>saw his own brother die by his hands
>think there's an assasin lurking while paying tribute to your brother
>assassin robot says it's your brother
>>341406389
Peaceful discussion of what is human and transhumanism typically does not invoke situations that would make a good shooter. Maybe a stealth/detective game or a telltale style interactive story.
I guess if you wanted it in a shooter you could be playing from the perspective of a robot sympathizer having to protect robots that are innocent while teaming up with a former kill bot to learn why he decided to take up abstract metal work and marathoning golden girls.
>>341405084
>Waiting for Mei's icicle to melt.
>When it finally does she jumps backwards and puts up a wall.
FUCKING MEI
>>341403559
tips antennae
REMOVE
>>341406034
to keep a cool head?
>>341407997
Is that some fuckin robo ky?
>>341407589
Mercy fixed him up. One can only imagine what monstrous robocock did that healslut install.
>>341406627
>they're only killing us because we're so priveleged!
>>341407996
>Don't hug him, being overjoyed that your brother is alive
>Try to kill him
>Again
>>341406503
just wait until Ben "Only thing worse than a spic is a omnic" Garrison will end your suffering
>>341400857
>So we're delivering a bomb to scrap some bots and I'm getting paid for it. My kind of job!
>>341407482
The Shimada is an ancient ninja clan that still practices the art, however they use it for crime. The Shimadas are yakuza ninjas.
The head of the clan, Hanzo's and Genji's father, raised both of them to be ninjas so they could carry out the family business after he passes away.
Hanzo is the elder brother and the heir to the clan. He took both the ninja studies and the family business seriously. Genji is the younger brother. He studied the ninja arts too, but was more happy with being a rich playboy and had no interest in the family business.
The head of the clan eventually passed away. The senior members of the clan began telling Hanzo that he needs to deal with his younger brother before he ruins everything.
Hanzo has a strong sense of duty and was convinced that he was doing the right thing. He confronted Genji and told him he needs to either accept his role in the family business or die.
Genji refused and they fought. Hanzo is a better swordsman than Genji and mortally wounded him. Believing he was dead, Hanzo became to feel doubt about whether he was doing the right thing. Filled with guilt, he vowed to never use a sword again and instead uses a bow. Hanzo eventually left the clan he tried to protect, his sense of duty shattered.
>>341408192
>think some robot is planning to assassinate you
>fight ensues
>claims it's your brother
>>341408109
>tfw you unironically want them to get together
>>341408334
You forgot that Genji took off his mask.
>>341408365
Plus used dragons which only his bloodline can use
>>341407997
Fuck, that picture just made me realize that I REALLY want a crazy egotistical yet strangely badass omnic character playable. Robo Ky is a fucking treasure.
>>341407447
What does hos "reload l" animation look like?
Normally his wrist feeds shurikens into his hand.
>>341408365
>You forgot that Genji took off his mask.
Why does he wear the mask?
>>341408330
Hanzo was a better swordsman than Genji? Now that's interesting. We already know that Genji is a monster with a sword, but Hanzo would probably be even crazier.
>>341408448
His shuriken arm is still a mechanical prosthetic in his young skin
>>341407673
It's a perfectly reasonable reaction actually. Everything he thought he knew was wrong and his world is turning upside down so he latches onto his old ways in confusion and desperation.
>>341407156
Stone fucking cold bro.
>>341408330
So the shrine he broke into was his technically his own fucking property holy shit
>>341408365
Maybe he thinks that what looks like Genji,may not BE Genji
>>341408652
I think it was his property, but now belongs to some clan elder
>>341408652
Yes, that much is explained. He breaks into his own, old home to pay homage to Genji.
>>341408109
So he has nothing there like intended. Good to know. I'm glad everyone is where Genji has nothing down there.
>>341400936
It works better for straight women/gay men, I imagine, since a metal penis can work but a metal vagina would need to be specifically fitted for human interaction.
>>341400343
Calm down Rico
>>341408653
Only his bloodline can control the dragons.so it could be his father
>>341408489
It is anon taking some liberty with the story. Ultimately hanzo wins the fight. But imo maybe genji just didn't want to kill his brother and lost because of this
>>341408797
>So he has nothing there like intended.
>I'm glad everyone is where Genji has nothing down there.
I...are you ok, Anon?
>>341408109
Maybe Mercy saved him from death, while Torb or Winston built the body
>>341400961
They were made by the Omnica corporation so it makes more sense than just a random word for robots.
>>341408897
Plot twist, there is a rotten banana dipped in peanut butter stuck in the armor where the penis should be.
>>341408854
This always confused me.
>world of science and technology
>two jap guys control magical ancestral dragons
>>341408897
Toblerone might've helped with the design and more robotic parts but Mercy was the best one to do the procedure and making sure his body didn't reject them. Unless somehow he's the nip Jensen.
Overwatch saved him from death, the organization, not anyone really specific.
>>341408652
"This was once my home"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJ09xdxzIJQ
3:10
>>341409019
In a world where a nigger can shield you by smacking his JBL Go into the ground, why do magical dragons confuse you?
Most of the Overwatch heroes hate Omnics, right? Why would they not?
>>341409019
Torbjorn is literally a magical dwarf that eats molten steel.
Magic and technology co-exist in the Overwatch universe.
>>341409168
Because Blizzard explicitly stated there was no magic in Overwatch.
>>341409168
Good point. Maybe cause the dragons belonging to an ancestral bloodline was the mist fantastical thing to me though.
>>341409241
Why would they hate them?
Without a villain, a hero is nothing. The Bat needs his Joker.
>>341409241
Most are largely neutral. They were a global police force, first and foremost.
>Omnics rebel against their creators for no reason
>Conquer most of the world and force humanity into guerilla warfare
>Almost successfully commit genocide of the entire human race
>When their control AIs get smashed by Overwatch the rest of the Omnics pretend they're innocent and peaceful now
>World government betrays all the victims of the crisis by handing the Omnics free land, money, and apologies
>Every omnic is a ticking timebomb that can get hacked and turned into a killing machine at the drop of a hat
Fuck the Omnics, scrap em all. They'd do it all over again if they had the chance.
Bastion is cute!
CUTE!
>>341409297
Super Hard-Light Sword/Arrow dragons, GO!
>>341409339
Because Omnics are clearly evil and they spent so much time fighting them.
>>341405321
prosthetic continents when
>>341400343
> vee is too young to know what starship troopers is
>>341409019
It's hardlight holograms, same as what Symmetra uses. The Japs just call it magic ancestral bullshit because they're Japs.
>>341409357
>They'd do it all over again if they had the chance.
Well yeah, whatever caused the megaman villains to go online is probably still around.
>>341409297
Did they really say that? That must make it kind of hard for them to justify the fucking magic dragons.
>>341409302
Well seeing as they don't destroy turrets or sentries... maybe they're a teleneuronal phenomenon caused by excess brainwaves and metaphysics.
>>341409357
SCRAP 'EM ZARYA!
>>341409463
i just remember the shower scene and alien drilling
>>341409497
Exactly. They're a liability and can't be trusted.
>>341409357
I'M GOING FOR THE ___
>>341409357
SCRAP 'EM ZARYA!
>>341409624
tovolsteen
>>341409534
>hanzo fires ult
>the density of the transmitted brainwaves causes your brain short circuit
>you just drop dead
>>341409624
DOG NASTY
>>341407238
Vile rescuing Megaman from the moon with his jetpack when?
>>341409624
tumblrsteen
>>341409710
Psionics is truly the worst.
>>341409624
TOBLERONE
>>341409357
SCRAP 'EM ZARYA!
This has to have been the funnest game I've ever played.
>>341409784
Indeed, Kerrigan is powerful
When Omniums sends their Omnics, they're not sending their best.
They're sending Omnics that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems to us. They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists.
>>341409953
Odd how those omniums are defunct and out of commission
>>341409953
anon stop referring blacks and gays
>>341409624
ovaltine
>>341409953
BUILD AN ICE WALL, MEIK THE WORLD GREAT AGAIN!!
>>341410046
>not MEIK THE WORLD WORTH FIGHTING FOR
So close
>make girl designed to pander to SJW
>literal incarnation of /pol/
Please tell me this was intentional
>>341408489
Apparently on Hamanura during the second point, where Hanzo's sword is kept, Hanzo will say he is no longer worthy to use the blade after killing his brother.
>ITT: Liberals
>>341409125
Videos like this still give me hope for blizzard
>>341400201
How can we ever compete?
>>341410179
I think Symmetra's funnier because Indian tech support
>>341410230
And that it was very sad
>>341408109
So is how much of Genji is "naked"?
His face is a mask obviously. But his hands have to be robotic because of the shuriken thing, so those would be naked. What about the rest of his body?
So is Zenyatas power actually zen magic or is it robotic bullshit?
I can't really think of anyone else with magical powers.
>>341410363
Actually his right hand and forearm just has to be. He could have a normal. The torso to some degree, and possibly his left arm. Either way he's basically what people were mistaking Pharah to be.
>>341410264
I really like how Shimada Castle is exactly like the Hanamura map. It even has the murloc ramen place where Hanzo appears, as if he just left the attacking team's spawn room.
>>341410375
Hanzo and Genji, but it's m ost likely a bit of both.
I want robofuckers to leave
So on the topic of Genji and Hanzo:
How the hell did Hanzo manage to fight against him in the cinematic? Did he use his bow as deflection, or his arrows as swords?
Its a confusing mess for me
>>341410375
The iris is actually a mind control mechanism do not trust this robot he will brainwash you and take you to a slaughtering Factory
>>341410538
How is Genji magic?
He just pulls out a sword.
And if Hanzos ult was magic why would he need to fire a fucking arrow.
>>341410375
If it was robotic bullshit, it raises the question of why other Omnics don't have anything remotely close to it. None of the random Omics in the comics/shorts have it. Bastion doesn't have it.
It might actually be zen magic. How else would he be able to do Transcendence?
...Shit, does that mean Buddhism is technically the correct religion in Overwatch? I mean, it has to be true if the robot monk is doing all this crazy shit right...?
https://instaud.io/qP8
>>341409241
The only outwardly outright anti-omnics are:
Torbjorn, Zarya, Roadhog and Junkrat
>>341409357
SCRAP EM ZARYA
>>341410590
Watch the damn cinematic. Genji pretty much never uses his shurikens in it and Hanzo's the aggressor.
>Zarya could have been the racist slavic /fit/ waifu we all would have loved
>To pander to SJWs, Blizzard gave her a burly, manly frame and a dykecut pink hair
>Doesn't even show her abs
Why.
>>341410726
What do Roadhog and Junkrat hate more, Omnics or Suits?
>>341410590
Hanzo fires arrows at him and when he runs out, Hanzo pushes V to melee.
>>341410642
Genji's sword is a magic dragon sword, as denoted by the magical dragon that comes out of it.
Maybe dragon magic needs a physical medium so it can manifest itself. Looking at the Dragons short, Hanzo uses an ordinary arrow that was already used to fire his dragon spell. It'd also explain why in game he fires an arrow and the dragons come out afterwards.
>>341410807
Mako probably hates Omnics more. Jamison is against dishonest people.
>>341408330
>Filled with guilt, he vowed to never use a sword again and instead uses a bow. Hanzo eventually left the clan he tried to protect, his sense of duty shattered.
Where the hell is this stated? Hanzo was proficient with multiple different arts but he went to reclaim his honor. They never say anything about him vowing never to again use a sword.
And he didn't come to Genji with an ultimatum. He tried to set him straight, got mad and nearly killed him in the heat of the moment.
>>341410807
They hate Omnics more, since they'd never accept a deal with an Omnic in the first place.
>>341410875
So either he part of OverWatch or what I'm a bit confused on that part
>>341410893
>They never say anything about him vowing never to again use a sword.
Go play as Hanzo on Hanamura. Might only be defending, but he has a voice line about it.
Zarya was right.
>>341410942
Jamison and Mako are free agents(Criminals). They aren't really working with or against anyone.
>>341408343
Once you hear Genji thank Mercy for a revive, how can you wish for anything else?
>>341411059
ROBOTIC
PREHENSILE
PENIS
>>341406382
I have serious doubts that you've played Overwatch.
>>341411059
Because I know what he really wants.
>>341410807
They begrudgingly worked with a suit.
They blew up all the omnics and turned Australia into a nuclear wasteland.
>>341411193
Yeah I totally remember the time that zero through a bunch of ninja stars and barely ever used his sword
>>341411059What does he say
>it's another Widowmaker complains when we lose on an attack map
>>341411248
Wrong again
>>341411274
Mako did that. Junkrat most likely wasn't born when Australia was Australia.
>>341411417
ryuu
>>341400343
The only good bug's a dead bug!
>>341411478
You're right. Then again, anyone's better than that monster dr.frankenstein.
>>341411274
>Rebel to take back your home from omnics
>End up blowing it up and irradiating it
Australian banter at its best.
>>341411483
Junkrat is in his 20s. He was definitely born. The land was gifted to the omnics post-war which was sometime around 10 years before the events of the game. Junkrat's also a Junker.
>>341411640
You take that back.
>>341410786
That nigger Hanzo even goes to shoot Genji after he finds out its him. So much for that regret Hanzo.
>>341411750
AUSTRALIANS ARE CUTE
CUTE
>>341411814
Literally a butcher doctor just look at what she did to Reaper
>>341411901
Also sexy
>Shoot the murloc in Hanamura
>It makes murloc dying sounds
Amazing.
>>341407673
>Be Hanzo
>Have to kill your brother due to a duty bestowed upon you from your clan
>do so, and feel a shit ton of regret
>abandon everything and try to find peace and humility for your actions
>Be Genji
>lol i got brought back against my will and cramed into a metal chassis
>look im a cool ass robot now beep boop rules of nature
>surprised when Hanzo isn't okay with this
>>341411901
Post more cute and sexy Mad Max rejects
>>341411814
>The land was gifted to the omnics post-war which was sometime around 10 years before the events of the game.
Try around 30 years ago. Jamison's twenty five. Mako only qualified for a junker after Mad Max happened meaning that the omnium was blown up. Junkrat, and this is the part that stands out, grew up in the husk of the destroyed Omnium. The same one that the ALF and Mako blew up. It was how he discovered his treasure and got a bunch of bounty hunters after him and what led him to hiring Mako as a bodyguard.
>>341412006
You can't prove she did that!Also she saved him, blame what happened on 76.
OMNICS ARE FOR
>>341412061
>>lol i got brought back against my will and cramed into a metal chassis
>against his will
That faggot had a chance to die, he didn't have to accept the deal with Overwatch. He's the only one to blame for getting crammed in there
>>341411059
>>341412169
Hanging
>>341410798
I can't wait until Blizzard starts releasing fanservice skins.
I mean, it's Blizzard, you know they will. Fucking Zarya must have fucking dick-hardening body under that armor.
>>341412127
The war didn't end 30 years ago. The war BEGAN 30 years ago and based on Bastion's information it ended 10 years before the beginning of the game. Australia only gave the Omnics land in the Outback after the war had ended in an effort to smooth hard feelings.
They also don't speciify that Junkrat "grew up" in the Omnium, just that he, like all other Junkers, had lived there and been left heavily irradiated by it.
>>341412136
>blame 76
Get the fuck outta here Reyes, it was your fucking fault that the hq blew up.
>>341412231
They probably found him dying and saved him and then he awoke as this monstrosity he probably would have taken his own life given the opportunity but he probably had to learn how to control his freakish robot body
Test
>>341412043
Where is their ground harness? even if they are on foreign land an Australian should never leave home without it
>>341412337
It was both of their faults. Only Mercy was innocent.
>>341412271
Why is "365 Things to Know" censored in the right half of that image?
>>341412337
Don't blame the reaper he didn't do anything it's not even confirmed that he betrayed OverWatch rather he is the one who has betrayed much like Illidan maybe went to stop that explosion
>>341412271
honestly zarya doesn't even need better hair
she could look like a qt if they changed her facial build and dopey expressions. Her jawline is wider than most of the dudes in the game, and her face is square, along with dull eyes.
some artists have made her look good, even with stupid hair
>>341412312
>The war didn't end 30 years ago. The war BEGAN 30 years ago
Yeah it did, it ended around thirty years before the game happened. How do you think the founders of overwatch became popular enough to establish it? It sure as shit wasn't because of the war dragging it. It was because they were the reason behind humans actually winning. The next twenty were dealing with the reprecussions of omnics as a group, overwatch being a global police force, blackwatch, and then the eventual collapse of overwatch because of blackwatch shenanigans and corporations. Symmetra's entire company came to power because of the crisis, a company she's been with since she was a child.
>>341400961
Please don't use slurs on this board.
>>341411274
reminder that Junkrat is 25 and Roadhog is 48
Roadhog is best dad
76 fags can suck a dick
>Genji is a kickass cyborg who was killed by Hanzo
>Mako and Junkrat are 2 mad max rejects who blow up the world
>Tracer is a time anomaly
>Winston is a fucking gorilla
>Get to Lucio
>Some dude who stole sonic technology and makes music
What a background, almost as boring as Meis
are we talking about shipping
>>341412127
spider bite hurt
>>341401379
I want to get CLANKED
>>341412459
Well Mercy, Toblerone, Ana, Reinhardt, Lena, Winston, everyone that wasn't apart of Blackwatch. Liao was probably to blame in come capacity since the fucker is a literal ghost.
The game will differentiate between different Soldiers by giving them different numbers if there are multiple AI controlled Soldiers.
>>341412560
Overwatch formed as the war was occurring and continued to exist after the war ended. The Omnics rebelled 30 years ago and the war wages for years.
>>341412231
Genji was suicidal at the change but zenyatta gave him inner peace
Robodick cures all I guess
>>341410363
What I don't understand about Hanzo's and Genji's showdown is that if Hanzo really did feel incredibly repulsed by the idea of killing his own brother, why did he go to town on him so hard that Genji had to become an even more robotic Darth Vader just to stay alive? And looking at Genji's face it's like Hanzo set fire to him or something, what the fuck?
>>341400201
I prefer my vacuum cleaners and toasters to not talk back to me.
>>341412613
B E S T
E
S
T
Would it be possible for Blizzard to make it so that when someone leaves his hero is replaced by a bot until someone else loads in?
>>341412764
>>341412613
>>341412239
>>341412136
I'm noticing a constant here
>>341412793
Gonna watch the video Hanzo even says that it was his verdict is well-meaning at the time he agreed with the clan that Genji had to be dealt with he agreed with the join us or die attitude
>>341412732
The founders as a group formed because of the war. It didn't form as an official entity until after the war when whatever passed as the UN promoted Captain America as the leader instead of the actual squad leader during the OC. It might've raged a bit before the thirties years but it ended either 30 or 29 years ago since the game's present. Bastion, the one you're basing this on, was reactivated ten years ago in relation to the game's present.
>>341412868
Point it out
>>341412613
Reminder that Ziegler didn't really like either Morrison or Reyes and blamed the both of them for Overwatch spiraling out of control. Also since Mercy was the one who encouraged the UN to disband Overwatch and still believes the organization should remain dead the ship would never work.
Morrison a shit! A shit!
Mercy a shit.
>>341412793
The world fucking hates robots because of the Omnic Crisis. For example, Zarya doesn't hide her disgust at Genji's cyborg body.
Who knows what happened to Genji. Maybe he got a dragon to the face and it ruined him.
>>341412868
That waifufags are terrible for loving a monster?
>>341412784
The cakeboi had his little crisis well after he was a cyborg. It was after he crippled the ninja yakuza.
>>341404620
Not for filthy omnics like you they aren't. Only fleshbags get a soul.
I thought we were discussing Australia.
>>341413078
Jesus fuck I actually laughed
>>341412965
Have a bigger version.
What would Australians born in Overwatch think if they saw the Mad Max movies?
>>341413162
Pathetic the joke wasn't even that funny
>>341412879
I now that, but there's a difference between 'killing your brother with a sword' and 'chopping him the fuck up so that he needs all his limbs and half his organs replaced with robotics to get him up and about again'. Generally speaking if you want to inflict those kinds of injuries on someone in a sword fight, they're gonna be well past the point of fighting back at all once the second limb is mangled but Hanzo apparently just kept on going.
>>341413157
Yes, what will Jamison do when Mako keels over from serious health issues and old age?
>>341413118
>>341413119
>not hunting down Mercy first
>>341412764
NOoooOOOoooo get your yuribait out of here
>>341400343
Would you like to know more?
>>341413256
Must be real footage.
>>341412868
Mercy is probably the most shipped character.
I am a-okay with that.
>>341413383
no that's a good yuri ship though
>>341413273
Hanzo thought he killed Genji and while he went a little overboard, Genji probably just wouldn't stay down
>>341400201
I side with Zarya and Widow and the gnome
>>341413273
Genji seems to be the idealistic type so even when beaten I can't see him staying down so Hanzo probably went full Dragon mode on him
>>341413284Heroes never die
>>341413118
>if Reaper sees Mercy using her ult he has a specific line
>"You can't be serious"
why is everything about reaper so funny
>>341413492
>good
Anon don't you know? They're either all good or all terrible. There is no middle ground.
Why is Cable dressed like Cyclops?DREAMS... DON'T DIE!
>>341413575
I don't think Widowmaker picks a particular side when it comes to Omnic rights.
She was just doing her job given to her by Talon
>>341400201
I think they're pretty swell!
>>341413273
He probably didn't completely lop off the limbs but the damage would have been severe enough to warrant amputation due to blood loss, infection or just damage to tissue/bone. You have to assume it took Overwatch a bit of time to pick him up.
>>341413575
>thinking a trained assassin would care about politics
Anon don't be dumb
>>341400961
Not all robots in the world of Overwatch are Omnics though
>>341413273
Anon do you have a brother? Do you know how viciously brothers fight each other? That's just over stupid shit imagine something as serious as a generations ole clam
When are they adding story mode?
>>341400961
Omnics are made by Omnium factories
Australia pussed with the one in their country and gave them a shitload of land to appease them, and the one in Russia re-activated so they're having another Omnic crisis.
>>341413943
>no pubes on Lena
This is an outrage
>>341414049
they said they're focusing on world building through videos and comics and etc instead of handing it to you with a story mode
>>341414049
When it comes out as it's own thing.
>>341414175
fuck off retard we get it you know their names we fucking get it
OH GOD HELP ME! HELP ME GOD! GOD HELP ME! OH GOD HELP ME! AHHHHHHHH!
>>341414251
But the comics and videos are a big disjointed mess that carries no overarching story at all.
>>341400201
Made by humans to serve humans, if they will not serve there is no use for their existence.
>>341413383
tracer looks ugly on the second pannel
>>341414175
what are the best pairings for rule 34
>Widowmaker x Tracer hatefuck
>Reaper x 76 gay hatefuck
>76 x Mercy heal slutting
>D.va x 76 single dad notincest
>Genji x Hanzo gay incest
>Tracer x Winston bestiality
>Roadhog x Junkrat age difference+size difference also gay
>Mei x Junkrat tsundere
>anybody x Reinhardt foxy grandpa's big dick
>>341414175
>>341414263
What the fuck is Pharah's actual name?
>>341413383
Why do people keep trying to ship the literally emotionless organic kill-bot? Bastion, an actual robot, is probably more 'human' than Widowmaker for crying out loud.
>americans have multiple heroes (understandable though because blizzard)
>nips get hanzo and genji
>fucking STRAYA GETS TWO HEROES
>my fucking country just gets FUCKING ZARYA
It's not fucking fair.
Why is reaper so comfy?
>>341414575
Tracer is always ugly, she looks like a 12 year old boy
>>341414594
Fareeha Amari
>>341414615
Because of her cute nose and her ass
>>341413619
Well last time when Mercy resurrect Reyes he become edgy Reaper. maybe he even want to die, lol
>>341414628
Because he's easy as shit to play as.
Literally just walk towards the enemy while shooting and wraith form walk out when you get too hurt.
Fuck him
>>341414594
Fareeha Amari. Her first name might be a variant on Farah though it's probably a stretch.
>>341414615
you say emotionless but Widowmaker literally says she never feels more alive when she kills someone.
>>341414624
Don't you have some Dota 2 games to ruin??
>>341414582
I'd have to give it to the Sky whores MercyxPharah
>>341414708
I want to fuck Fareeha Amari
>>341414582
Mei x D.va is apparently a thing
>>341406810
Because of the bantz.
>>341414851
It is, mostly jokes though.
>>341414785
And according to her bio that's also the only time she ever feels alive at all.
>>341414663
just like every other shorthaired bitch
>>341414851
Its a good pairing
>>341414624
A Mad Max-esque background can make for some really interesting character designs
Timon and Pumbaa a best
>tfw you will never remove omnic scum with your cute musclegf Zarya
>>341414990
...She looks like she's winning in that though.
Omnic rioter hero when?
If you look carefully on the Omnic side, you can see they have a human supporter too.It's a woman, because of course it is.
>>341413918
>dva shipping
>pedo
what
she's 19
>>341415012
But Russia is depicted in the lore as the only country that did not need overwatch intervention, you'd think they'd atleast have seasoned heroes being integrated into overwatch later??
>>341414829
cyкa блять
>>341415001
That was cute
>>341415001
Shit that's pretty amazing
>>341414463
wtf is that from
>>341415190
>blowing up Big Ben
Literally worse than the Irish. Scrap 'em all.
>>341415190
There's lots of human protesters in london who want to get clanked
hell one of them cucked Fix it Felix
>>341415087
It's an intense match since she doesn't have her scripts.
>>341414851
bes frens
>>341414624
my country has 0 heroes
so fuck you
>>341400201
OMNICS A SHIT
A SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>341415379
Your country's probably shit
>>341402558
>Right: Am I kawaii uguu
>>341415001
Pharah saved Mercys life twice in that.
>>341414624
You'll get your Genghis Khan hero soon
>>341414624
I thought mcree and 76 were the only yanks.
when are we going to get qt omnic girls
>>341415505
She will thank her later.
>>341415505
A fellow Pharah poster
Patrician taste friend
>>341415532
>Genghis khan
>Russian
>>341415589
I want to fuck Athena in her robopussi
>>341415692
You're right, he's Finnish
>>341407206
A Human heart is still beating inside his metallic body.
What does being healed feel like, /v/?
>>341415591
> chromatic aberration
I'll never understand this
>>341407720
Why did Hanzo leave the family Yakuza then? It's kinda stupid to "kill" your brother and then leave the family because you killed your brother.
>>341415774
Someone gently rubbing your cock with a baby's hand
>>341410375
nanomachines combined with hardlight tech
>>341415723
Bastion is part of Overwatch? I thought he was an Omnic soldier that ended up getting buried for years and forgot what he was fighting for, I assumed he'd be after Overwatch's prime.
>>341415774
Salty milk and coins
>>341415810
Self-imposed exile brought upon by something very sad.
>>341415774
like you are being peed on, just a stream of liquid warmth.
>>341414575
>B
>R
>I
>T
>B
>O
>N
>G E N E T I C S
>>341414575
>>341415692
>All Rus' principalities were forced to submit to Mongol rule and became part of the Golden Horde empire
You're carrying his blood right now """slav""".
>>341415892
The actual member ranking of overwatch is unclear because the 'current events' haven't actually happened yet.
Plus you have literal bad guys like Reaper and Widowmaker as heroes.
>>341415379
>>341415379
My country got nuked in this game and produced two mentally deranged psychopaths for the roster instead of normal people
Fuck you cunt
>>341415190
The original Overwatch poster had a guy that looked like a Riot police officer in the far back
I would play the shit out of that hero if they ever make him
Omnics didn't do anything wrong.
>>341400201
It doesn't matter.
Omnics did not destroy us from within.
We have a mission of vengeance and we must focus on it.
>>341416050
>cunt
xD us australians huh
handle le banter cunt cunt cunt cunt
D-do you know I'm Aussie yetShut the fuck up retard
>>341416050
Oh yeah? Well, my country...is in a level in this game. That's about it.
>>341416050
Drink a Fosters and calm down, mate.
>>341416050
I'm from New Zealand and our hero is one of your Australian heroes but in a different costume.
>>341415723
>relatable male characters never.
the is a seriously lack of generic white guys in this game.
>>341416050
Biggie and smalls are the best characters every what the fuck are you on about
>>341416217
>Australia
>New Zealand
Literally what is the difference
>>341416217
smellycuck
>>341415995
I'm not Russian...
>>341416217
Feels bad fellow Kiwibro, we'll get our hero one day.
>>341406067
Pretty much
>>341416050
They should have made road hog look like Dame enda instead of shit.
>>341414663
>>341414957
>Having shit taste
short haired women don't have to have long hair just to appear female, they're pretty enough on their own. Sucks for you that you can't into best hairstyles
>>341400201
Omnics get fucked
>no namibian hero
atleast numbani looks pretty cool,what africa could look like if you left botswana/namibia or kenya alone for the next 30-40 years
>>341416629
Why the fuck would you want black panther?
What would a black omnic be like?
>>341406086
>implying you wouldn't do the same if your piece of shit liberal government gave land to a bunch of walking toasters
>>341416116
mad as fuck seppo/pommy cunt detected
you're the retard here mate
>>341416613
They probably think that long haired guys are girls.
>>341416717
Broken?
>>341416662
>implying I want black panther
just give me a modernized himba warrior
>>341416629
Numbani is an Omnic city
>>341416762
yup, being that uncomfortable with your sexuality sucks.
>>341410893
He literally says i am not worthy of this blade on hanamura, he does not forgive himself for "killing" his brother using a sword so he vowed to neer use it again
>>341416217
I thought that was meant to be hawaiian...
>>341416826
I know, but would be cool to see a modernized city like that in windhoek
>>341416629
>what africa could look like if you left botswana/namibia or kenya alone for the next 30-40 years
I'm pretty sure the only interference they get these days is people actually wanting to help them
>>341416629
It'll never happen since it was made by Omnics. The robo revolution will start there. The animatrix tried to warn us!
>>341416916
Not really, you can give them shit but, you cant make their government less fucking corrupt.
>>341415379
At least you're not Canadian
>>341417060
Canada has Mei
>>341416613
Short hair is ok, Tracer's face just looks like a pre teen boy's
>>341416613
>>341416762
in character design it's not as bad, but irl it's just disgusting and the sign of true delusion
tracer's the best attacker btw
>>341417137
>Canada has a chinamen
You okay?
>>341400201
Machines should always serve humans. This planet isn't big enough to support a second sentient race.
>>341417164
I pity you.
>>341417137
She's a chink from China
>>341417278
which boyband is he from? -1 direction? *pushes glasses up by the bridge*
>>341406073
What makes their AI so radically different to most others in fiction?
>>341416050
>He wants another generic crocodile Dundee character or some one-off like TF2's sniper again
>>341416116
Oh fuck off and shut the fuck up you soft cunt, it's just bantz like the rest of this thread. Kill yourself if you can't handle it m8
>>341415310
Animatrix. Someone showed me this scene again a little while ago. I forgot how fucked up they made the whole setting of the war
>>341417278
A literal ladyboy
>>341417470
>>341417391
>trying so much
>>341407159
>"I think AI is bad, my tech works good"
>They make AI
>AI almost wipes out humanity
Hes not wrong
>>341416050
What do you expect from bogans?
>>341414463
Source?
>>341417451
>>341416116
He's not wrong. I fucking hate you australians so goddamn much. How does it feel knowing that your entire country's existence is just the result of us making a penal colony on some random fucking uninhabitable land?
>>341417245
>>341417309
It's a "Asians are taking over canada" joke
>>341417519
>he's into traps
It's ok anon, I'm not Omar "see a gay, let it spray" Mateen
best father son duo
>>341417838
More like distant uncle and annoying nephew.
>>341410942
They were never a part of overwatch during the Omnic crisis
>>341416050
I know just what you need anon
>>341417137
Why doesn't Mei look Asian? If she doesn't say anything, you'd think she's just some white girl.
>>341418126
Disney eyes
>>341418126
Because she's a Jomon/ethnically chinese.
>>341418126
Blizzard can't make the asian girls in the game look like actual asians because they look like shit and the waifu factor would be non existent
Pic very related
>>341418196
Is this why DVA doesn't look particularly Asian either?
>>341404009
absolutely. ever notice how the girl just completely ignored him after the guys ran off? what a little bitch.
>>341418126
>Why doesn't Mei look Asian?
>all asians are femlets, have microeyes and are built like a fridge
>>341418170
this,
>>341418404
Well that's specifically because she's korean, and it's mandatory that they get plastic surgery.
>You'll never have a girl look at you the same way pharah does to mercy
not even a shipperfag, just a cool rendering.
>>341416116
>A-AUSSIES S-SHUT UP!!
>STOP B-BULLYING ME!!!!
Lmao
You must be one fucking mad & sad cunt to get so triggered over muh banter. Nah, I'll keep on with it. You're the one who needs to shut the fuck up, though, you damn retard. Kill yourself mate, get fucked
>>341417764
Nah it feels good that we're ten times more relevant on the world stage than you now over in the UK Ahmed, get nuked
>>341418483
As a Korean, I feel like I should argue but I literally can't. Korea is responsible for almost a quarter of the world's plastic surgery.
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