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How do you deal with insults online /v/?
>gg ez
You only get insulted if you're really bad or really good. I'm neither.
>>341373448
None of those are insults though, also just ignore them.
>>341373448
by not being a tremendous faggot.
Faggot.
I get my feelings hurt
>>341373581
That's a lie.
>>341373448
Report them.
>>341373448
I call my lawyer.
>>341373759
Or if you're using voice and have a weird voice, I guess. I just turn off all mics.
>>341373448
I don't play online
>>341373870
>ever wanting to speak to autistic teenagers on a video game, ever
why? why do people do this?
Why do you have to deal with them at all?
Just ignore them.
>>341373835
This. Don't forget to say something polite/ a bit faggy to incite them to fall deeper.
If you block them your'e a pussy
>>341373448
I cries.
>>341373448
I never look at messages or replies from people I don't know and generally keep the mic and chat channels off.
>>341373448
>"ok"
You realize if you ignore them they win right /v/?
>>341373448
Luckily for you, it's text communication, where nobody can see that you got your feelings hurt. You can totally bluff your way about of this. Just give them a winky face. A winky face shows that you're enjoying yourself, but it also suggest that there is something unsaid. It puts the ball back in their court, because they have to think what the wink meant. And since you gave them zero indication, they will imagine it to mean whatever makes sense to them. They will likely leave you alone after that, because they won't be sure how to respond. If they do respond anyway, then do not respond again. Responding a second time completely nullifies the first winky face. In order to save face, ignore any further contact. Just know that their second responds means you got them. They're thinking.
>>341374232
t. that guy you blocked
>>341373448
I cry until I fall sleep
>>341373448
Madcuzbad is what I send them
I once had a guy send me multiple screenshots of him doing well in doom multiplayer games because I sent him it.
I always try egging them on, arguing on the internet is fun.
If I'm bored or run out of material I'll start acting gay, a lot of people are homophobic so if you make actual advances they don't know how to take it.
A lot of people stop responding.
It's like Bugs from tails gets trolled.
>>341373448
We perfected the perfect comeback years ago. There is literally no rebuttal to it that discredits it.
>u mad
>>341374572
the last person to respond is always the loser you silly goose
>>341373448
Call them niggerfaggots.
>>341374691
Kek
>>341374796
I started reading this over again and I just finished this chapter last night.
>>341374691
Same
>>341374796
i bet you're good at """acting""" gay, faggot
I write insults back
>>341374796
>Tfw I acted gay once and the guy was actually gay
>I ended sucking his dick ironically to maintain the act
I bet the faggot thought I liked it lol
Words are just words. They can only hurt you if you let them.
I have achieved apex enlightenment. Not even physical pain can hurt me. It "hurts" but I don't mind it, so it doesn't hurt.
>>341374796
pretty much this. I've been doing this for years.
>>341374863
no it isn't
;)
Works everytime.
>>341375527
How did you reach that point anon, I'm sensitive as fuck.
>>341373448
Call them racist, bigot, mysogini and anti-gay.
>>341375449
Lmao that faggot is so gay. I bet he was homosexual and liked men too
>>341375449
>>341375793
Haha, ebic reply bro!
>>341373448
I usually respond with "I bet you kiss girls faggot."
Normally I just fuck around. I don't often take their insults seriously and just joke around with them while they insult me
>>341374863
I remember someone on /g/ wrote a bot that replies with the same message on loop, and some autist started a fight with it because he believed this.
>>341373448
come on bro, nobody likes a camper
>>341373448
No matter where the insults are coming from online I have to easy steps.
1. Ignore
2. Move on with my life
>>341373448
Call them a cuck.
>>341375967
Sauce? kek
>>341374006
I'm willing to bet you like those singleplayer "cinematic" games from Sony. Fucking filth.
>>341373448
settle down, okay?
usually a ;^) puts them in their place
>>341376178
no I'm just a huge weeb
>>341375728
Just stop caring. It's as easy as that.
I hunt them down
>>341375931
Thanks ;)
Wanna suck each other's dick?
>>341376578
MOAR
Anyone else love starting shit in random pub lobbies?
I'll usually take the guy in the middle of the leaderboards and just start insulting him.
Always starts with a "Jesus Christ ______ you're bad" and second I always make fun of his name. "wtf whiteflame more like whiteflamer lmao :)"
I kinda miss GFWL and all the sweet hatemail
>>341376864
That's mean as fuck.
>>341376780
ok kid
>>341376864
>Talk shit
>Get muted
>>341375527
Dude that's a symptom of autism, not responding to pain and shit
>>341376780
I don't have much
i usually just ignore it. why would i care about what some raging nerd on the internet thinks. engaging with them usually just eggs them on, and im already over it
>>341373448
I give them their (You) and then ignore them
>>341377039
I guess, but it;s a good way to meet friends believe it or not.
>Jesus Christ whiteflame you're bad
>what
>wtf whiteflame more like whiteflamer lmao :)
>wtf rubberband more like rubberinyourmom :)
>I just start laughing
at this point we just go back and forth and have fun with it, laughing the whole time. Even though it's text you can still sense the humor and the non-malice banter. We add eachother and then have a good time.
All my good friends have thick skin like that.
>>341377504
>>341377725
>>341376578
I cry
>>341373835
Fuck you nigger I have 2 strikes left before my account gets banned on PSN
Stop playing singles on Tekken tag 2 and I wont be so salty you get an unfair advantage over me
>>341373448
Stop being a butt hurt little dumb faggot baby. Hoohahahahahaha!
>>341378076
How do you see strikes?
I go to /v/ and shit post.
btw you're a faggot and I hate you.
I mentally and physiologically annihilate them with my superior wit and vocabulary.
>>341373448
Take it to the streets. One on one match, bare knuckles, be there or be square.
>>341373448
ive played a lot of multiplayer games on ps3 going to ps4 and I have never gotten an insult/salty message from people i play with.what am I doing wrong?
>>341378189
#savage
>>341373448
I try not to let it show, but it really puts me down inside.
>>341378189
>you should probably have done something by now
>besides eating
>>341378463
start getting drunk and shit talking people on mic.
>>341376667
L- let's be friends, okay?
>>341378463
Do whatever disrespectful thing you can to their corpse and make sure they see you do it.
Bonus points if their team watches you do it to them.
>>341373448
demand their address so you can go over to their house and fight them.
I send hearts
>>341373448
I say something cliche to defuse it and subtly insult them at the same time like X can't melt X.
>>341378189
>Your mom gave me sex
>as in intercourse
holy fuck I don't know why but my sides are in orbit
>>341373448
I literally never get insulted, tons of "gg" or "good rifle" in Halo MCC on the contrary
>>341373448
I take on the vow of silence.
hud_saytext_time 0;voice_enable 0
>>341373448
Don't respond and keep killing them
>allowing braindead contemporaries to distract your online gaming session with impulsive interjections they won't remember issuing an hour later
privacy settings exist for a reason you hasty idiots
>>341373835
You must be over 18 to post on this site.
>>341379373
>He doesn't participate in banter
I don't start but once it starts it's on
>>341378294
First time is a few days
Second is 1 week
3rd is 2 weeks
4th is a month
5th is a perma ban
Good news is only curse words and the word nigger triggers them. TTT2 blue ranks has a fuck load of niggers so its always shit.
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>>341373448
I remember whenever someone started raging in WoW I'd always get really flirty with them. Lots of kissy and licking emotes until they eventually got creeped out and just fucked off.
Those were the days
>>341373448
Stomp them even harder then report their most ass-ravaged message.
Reiterate the fact that they are in fact talking shit over some pixels on a screen
>>341373448
"cool story, bro" and other such comments
i literally do not care
if i do something you don't like play better than me and win or eat shit
>>341373448
I cry about it on the offical forums and the devs listen to me because i'm the one filling their wallets with microtransactions
>>341376864
Came here to say this. Feels good man
>>341373448
Stop camping like a fucking virgin.
>>341373448
I don't get enough of them.
I play games like a fucking cunt whenever possible but I never get fan mail.
How do you niggers do it?
>>341373448
Well most of the time I don't reply because I don't care. BUT I got Battlefront at launch and every time I got a message from someone mad that I was better than them, I just replied "Kylo Ren kills his father Han Solo.'' A lot of people asked me who Kylo Ren was because the movie was still like a month off, some people got angry and said that better not be true, most just didn't respond back.
I just reply "reported :^)" even if I dont report its usually just enough to make them do something actually worth reporting. Its hilarious to watch people with no emotional self control sperg out when you shrug off their insults
I don't play multiplayer except when my friends do, and they're all obsessed with dark shits 3 right now which I don't have so i don't gotta worry about that kinda junk. Also I'm not bad enough to get made fun of and not good enough to make others salty.
Depends on the game, really
Usually I just respond with lol
For WW2 games I just respond with USA #1 BACK TO BACK WORLD WAR CHAMPS
