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Starting up really soon..
LOCK
Anyone?
Can Austin die yet
first for healthy brad
i wish dan wasn't on stream ever
can't wait to hear dan's impressions
>Austin
holy shit is E3 going to die in the upcoming years with all the publishers leaving?
>Drinking PBR when you aren't a poor college kid
Jesus Dan, what the fuck are you doing?
>E3 will die in your lifetime
Is Patrick showing up tonight, or will that be later?
*yawn* tbph
should have gotten drunk before the stream started.
can I get a media player link?
>>341368032
http://gamespothdflash-f.akamaihd.net/gbe32016staffday01_1_1400@46333
>>341367798
I have absolutely no idea what the fuck is going on here.
Why is everyone so bootyblasted about Austin? What did he do to trigger /v/?
>>341368032
Isn't it amazing how people start threads like this with no fucking links?
>>341368147
thanks bud
Thanks doctor
>>341368170
Patrick is saying that there are some people you shouldn't be allowed to make fun of, and as it just so happens that he is one of them.
>>341368324
What is this? People reacting to him reacting to something in the south park presentation? That gif in this thread looked like he he was trying not to laugh.
GB crew gets into a car accident. Who lives and who dies?
>>341368606
>That gif in this thread looked like he he was trying not to laugh.
that's his "i'm going to try my best to look offended" face.
>>341368606
They got hot and bothered about cartman's the coon alterego and scrambled to find other tangential reasons why they didnt like the segment. dan was keeping himself from laughing but alex and austin shut him down and then it was dead air for the next 5 mins
>>341368812
Austin, Dan and Alex
>>341366034
i basically only watch these guys during e3, who the fuck is the guy in the back row in the flannel? he is fucking insufferable. the sjw fat mexican guy is fine 99% of the time, idk why people complain about him
>>341368714
All die except Jeff, Brad, and Vinny.
Literally all of Giant Bomb is shit except them.
>dat posture
>>341369047
dumb inbred could learn a thing or two from the pure aryan specimen next to him
EasyAllies reaction to SouthPark was pretty great.
Bosman actually predicted the beginning of the presentation was just a ruse.
>>341369047
Jason's transformation into a crotchety old man has begun.
WE
>This Mafia 3 info
SAINTS ROW 2?
>>341369012
Alex. He's the worst of the bunch. Next is the guy all the way on the right.
Thankfully it's just Jeff and guests after this
>>341369212
I had never watched any of there stuff before E3 but I like them for their positivity.
>>341368229
>s-spoonfeed me!!
What, are you that fucking stupid that you can't go the Giant Bomb website. Even their stream is on Twitch and YouTube.
>>341369212
>>341369393
keep your shit out of here
>>341369561
>Stop talking about e-celebs in our e-celebs thread
No.
HEY GUYS IM BLACK REMEMBER?
Of course Austin is the one to mention the KKK in Mafia 3.
So why is Alex still on this stuff? Vinny and Brad clearly hate his fucking guts, Austin and Dan seem at best apathetic when he talks, and nobody really comments on anything when he speaks.
>>341369823
FOR REAL, DAWG?
>>341366034
>Giant Bomb
Coon and Friends is a much more fitting site name.
>>341369965
He's Jeff's oldest still living friend.
Alex has way too big of an ego for someone who's been carried hard for the majority of his life.
>>341369823
I literally didn't know he was black until I saw shitposters on /v/ looking for something to be offended about.
>>341369823
Austin is black the same way a weeb is Japanese.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWGQwRTaw_Q#t=40m22s
yikes
>>341369823
YO I CAN'T WAIT TO KILL SOME KKK MEMBERS
>>341370207
>still living
>>341370410
How long until the comments are removed?
Did they talk about Titanfall 2 yet?
>>341370571
>tfw the ricker passed last year
>his dad that year or before it too, I can't remember
>>341369413
No. that's not the point, sure I can go find it but if a person creates a thread then I feel they should have the shit in the thread. What if I created a thread called "New FFXV videos up" and then the OP just had "Yep, there's some new videos out for FFVX" and no links. It's called thread etiquette.
>>341370571
>ryan dies
>dad dies
>the ricker dies
>alex lives
being jeff is suffering
>>341370683
Yeah,Jeffwent there and loved it. Sounds like there's more features and shit with mechs and #yearofthegrapplinghook
>>341370683
That was the first thing they talked about. You might be able to rewind the stream.
>>341370683
Briefly, Jeff liked it, it seems cool.
>>341370649
Soon after they jack each other off to the bootlickers on their own website.
Then they'll tackle youtube.
>>341370868
>>alex lives
We're all suffering anon.
>>341368170
Its probably all the gay fish stuff at the conference right after a huge massacre of gay people.
>>341371173
too fucking bad, the show must go on.
>>341369035
>brad
>good
u wot m8
also you know GB would fill up with megapatricks if any of the staff leave ever?
>>341371173
Oh, yeah. I can see how that might tickle some feathers.
>>341369047
Fuck that clock
BETS TIME
Will the first guest(s) be cool, awful, boring, or just plain?
>>341368229
www.youtube.com
http://fukunathan.corgiorgy.com/
>>341371407
Why?
Jeff would probably be the only one to read it but it's all the way in the back on the left side of the room.
>>341371465
i wouldnt be surprised if they have the gone home dev again.
>>341369823
its literally the only thing that got him through school and got him his job
austin is a legit wigger, he was a fat 1/8th black nerd loser kid who only faced adversity when his mom didnt pick him up from school and he has to walk the 3 blocks home, he milks the race thing anyway he can, its just fucking annoying after a while.
he just wishes so hard he was a real oppressed black person so he could get more upboats and retweets for his sandy vagina bullshit
DISH
>>341371465
based our guy main man adam boyes will probably be there at some point
>they will never get phil spencer, adam boyes, and reggie in one single perfect segment
>>341371553
what's the point of e3 without some hot scoops
>>341371465
Cowboy is there so I'm guessing he might be on at some point. That Uncharted tech talk was amazing with him and I hate those games.
Not sure, this also might be the night they have their "special" guest since it's early in the week.
http://gamespothdflash-f.akamaihd.net/gbe32016staffday01_1_1400@46333?
Is it wrong that I kind of like Dan and Brad
>>341370207
>Alex has way too big of an ego for someone who's been carried hard for the majority of his life.
you mean like 80% of all people in western society?
>>341371742
The special guest was Peter Stormare and he had to cancel.
>>341369165
https://youtu.be/mWxppftPUZI
>>341370649
already happened in the original stream
>>341371674
>after a while.
It always was, as is with anyone else you meet in real life. Luckily where I grew up, people had thicker skin and they'd shoot jokes back and we all laugh about it. Fuck, I probably had a more diverse group of friends than he did then and than he does now considering it's all white beta male/girl/"t"
Stream dead for you guys?
>>341371532
Did you look at said clock?
>>341371759
no
when we shit on GB staff you have to understand
it's not that they're bad, they're just bad relative to some other members of the staff
with the exception of alex and TRIGGERED mode austin, everyone else is still better than people on other sites by miles
alex is probably one of the worst people to ever live though
>>341371674
I think the fact that he's part negro, but grew up as a normal middle class white person is the reason for all his "muh minorities" memery
It's like American white guilt but you are also a nigger
>>341372005
They had to bring it down to set up the next segment for some reason.
>>341371764
Go have your economic arguments with someone who gives a fuck, I'm all about the e-celebs.
>>341371759
Not at all. The ones to hate are GBE minus Vinny and Bakalar.
>>341372035
hehe now I did. A fine Think Geek product
>>341371759
bard is great when paired with someone
dan is the most creative person on the site and responsible for the vast majority of their new material
>>341366579
I don't get the Austin hate. He's completely inoffensive.
>>341372101
It was called Staff Impressions so I'm guessing it's so they can get more views and edit it a bit tighter by having two videos.
ITS A LOCKDOWN BABY
>>341372114
oh
so all of them?
New link:
http://gamespothdflash-f.akamaihd.net/gbe32016liveshowday01_1_1400@46333
BUCKLE UP
>>341372601
I actually like him, but i know this conversation will just derail into more coon trigger talk.
I would like it if it was just Jeff sometimes
8-4 hype
>8-4
lmao bye
>>341373041
time to go shopping
>>341372857
I think it's funny how much more offended and triggered people in here get over Austin than Austin ever does about video games. But I don't really hate anyone at GB.
Aren't these guys known for censored, unauthentic Japanese translations?
>>341373156
you are retarded
>>341373191
Yes.
>>341373191
There's no such thing as an authentic translation. "Censored" doesn't mean anything when the original work is intact, either.
>>341373191
That, and being enormous GB buttbuddies.
Wait, I missed that start, who are the two guys?
>>341373156
These threads are only fun when people are shitting on the GB crew.
oh great these fags. somebody wake me up when they interview people who aren't useless cunts.
Will Lang be here?
>>341373191
They're like Working Designs only slightly less inclined to put dumb references in their translations.
>>341373426
literally whos
>>341373593
They'll probably save him for day 3.
>>341373593
Will he be drunk?
>>341373794
Doubtful. He's learned his lesson.
>>341373741
I wonder if Johnny V will be there now that infinity is dead.
>>341373794
Lets hope.
>>341373794
He's legally not allowed to consume alcohol outside of his home anymore.
>>341373426
They localized two of Vee's favorite games.
>>341373794
He's going to punk J.V.
It'll turn out that J.V.s obsessive girlfriend will be a sting operation and she's really on Lang's payroll.
when is it starting?
>None of them liked the South Park stuff
>It was by far the best part of E3
What a shame. Alex is a bitch for saying the most recent season wasn't good.
>>341373426
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/8-4
>>341374304
Was it really?
>>341374009
>at industry events
ftfy
>>341374304
the most recent was their best in a while but calling it 'good' is a bit of a stretch.
the game looked okay at best. i'm old though, so...
>>341374582
>i'm old though
>>341374465
The most recent season of South Park was fantastic. PC Princpal is the best character they've introduced in years.
>>341374465
it was acceptable
it was also their best attempt at having a season long theme
>>341374658
Is that literally only because it sticks it to the SJWs
>>341373191
I mean, 8-4 did the translation for Revengeance.
So.
PROBLEMATIC
That racism
jeez these faggots
muted
This is why no one likes 8-4...
FUCKING KEKS
>>341375036
it is literal racism
Predictably the chat is all "Oh Japan..."
>>341374757
It sticks it to PC culture, gentrification, yaoi fujoshis, Yelpers, and politics.
It was great that every episode built off of the previous like the previous season and they were pretty ruthless in their skewering.
>>341375118
Fuck off Alex.
>>341374856
nanomachines son? guess they're alright
>>341375239
the chat is way better on twitch
Anyone have a link to the thing he was talking about?
also in chat
>...gross
goddamn these guys are fags. japan isn't changing anytime soon.
>>341369047
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>341375359
As in empty?
>>341375359
the chat is dead on twitch for me (no one's posting anything) ?
who is the most based giant bomb sidekick? it's brad, right?
japan is on the wrong side of history
>>341375683
Cause they have it on Sub Only, and cause they aren't partnered, nobody can chat other than mods.
>>341375196
>culture and race are the same thing
>>341373191
They do what's asked of them. And it's usually not just one team doing the translations.
>>341375797
Dan is the best
I like these guys.
>>341376356
Hello Austin!
>>341376356
They have a podcast called 8-4 that gets hosted by GB. They live in Japan so it's mainly about things around them that they like there or what's popular.
>>341375797
If you assume that Jeff and Vinny are too important to be called sidekicks, then Brad is probably the most Giant Bomb sidekick, in that I can't imagine him surviving anywhere else. He'd just be living on the streets with a "WILL BE SLEEPY FOR FOOD" sign.
any guesses on how soon the first tranny shows up?
>>341376758
>He'd just be living on the streets with a "WILL BE SLEEPY FOR FOOD" sign.
is greg kasavin on chemo?
>>341376565
Do you still love me?
didn't they get phil spencer one year
Lorne Lanning was cool
>>341375797
The answer is Drew.
why do you guys watch this if you hate it
LOCKDOWN NIKKAS
>Casually waiting for Drake to get on the couch on rip into Dan again.
Would make this E3 fucking based.
LOCK ME UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY
>>341377061
well what other emotions can you feel about video games?
>>341377089
I like Lockdown but I wish it wasn't playing constantly.
>>341377042
Yeah, didn't Jeff just straight up ask him "When are games not going to be so broken on release?" Or something along those lines.
>>341376717
That sounds neat! I haven't actually listened to it before
>>341377042
Yeah, last year, was pretty cool how Phil answered broken as fuck games and shit.
Alex said the guest list is insane, hopefully Phil comes back on.
>>341376976
Didn't even realize that was Kasavin. Looks like he's lost some weight.
>>341377061
I LOVE 2 HATE
>>341376758
>Vinny
>not a sidekick
i don't see him out here conducting interviews or steering the discussion in the group portions like jeff does
>>341371757
How do you play this?
I can't open it in MPC.
>>341377489
>MPC
>>341377489
Why aren't you just going to the website? Its not like this a paid stream
>>341377489
Network stream in VLC. Also the link is now >>341372726
Does Rorie have autism?
Best song aside from Lockdown
http://www.audionetwork.com/browse/m/track/make-me-happy_36181
>>341377301
I messed up the title, it's called 8-4 Play. Not sure about the schedule of when it's posted but I'll check the deck and give a listen if it's something I'm interested in like a game or person. They tend to have some slightly more diverse opinions from the times I've listened.
>>341377856
oh boy does he ever
>>341377469
Well, on screen, sure, but I think Vinny is what you might call a manager in a different kind of outfit. My understanding was he's basically "the boss" in the Eastern office, although I've never been totally sure what any of these people do all day (besides Drew and Jason).
>shitposting music
>>341377042
>>341377285
They had him twice at least. And Shu Yoshida 2 years ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pjh1Uo_xaSQ#t=3h22m
>dat kudo
Wish he still wore sunglasses everywhere
>>341377886
Nah man
http://www.audionetwork.com/browse/m/track/pimp-my-bass_41952
>>341377808
Ah cool, I was just using the wrong link. Thanks, friend.
>>341377948
vinny's like drew senior.
he has no editorial role i believe.
palmer coming to shill oculus once again
>>341377948
>(besides Drew and Jason).
Vinny has said he's on production calls with them at least once a week to nail down the list of games they think are worth shooting video for. There's a whole lot of shit they have to wade through. I'm sure he teleconferences with Brad and Jeff too and whatever other meetings they sit in on.
>>341378130
hey that's the cane man, i recall him giving phil spencer a smirk when Jeff asked that question. Shu Yoshida was pretty cool too.
Who the heck is that guy sitting on the couch making out with a laptop?
>>341377856
No, he's just an alcoholic.
You're all wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytkiOvL9DZ4
THIS IS THE BEST GIANT BOMB E3 THEME
Are Austin's shirts sewn from bed sheets?
Anyone got any idea who the bumper guest is that they were talking about on the beastcast?
>>341379043
anita sarkeesian
>>341378732
Yeah I meant to say that I heard from last year and only heard once. That one is pretty good waiting music.
>>341378436
I don't think either uses a cane unless you mean Jeff "Hit Detector" Green is somewhere
Is Jeff and Alex Satanists?
>>341379000
Please don't fat shame.
>>341379043
Peter Stormare, but he cancelled.
>>341378659
https://twitter.com/edgework_gb
>rorie alone on his laptop
>gets up to try to speak someone and they give a quick fuck off response
>looks around the room in panic
>exits by walking past the camera
How does this autist have an on camera job?
Where's Ryan?
>>341377489
Ctrl+O and paste it there.
>>341379358
cigarette break
>>341379358
He realized there was no topping that tiny sombrero under a regular sombrero gag so he graciously retired to da club to live out the rest of his days in style.
>>341379358
On a honeymoon with Patrick Klepek. They'll both get back when they're settled in the new office.
>>341374934
>>341375036
>>341375047
>>341375051
>>341375086
What the hell happened? I was in the middle of driving home.
>>341379358
Taking a long nap.
>>341379236
he looks less awkward than that woman in the back
kek jeff
>>341366034
TAKE A SHIT ON PALMER JEFF
DO IT
why is giant bomb so seemingly excited for e3 to die
Oh good, Palmer. I hope Jeff asks what the fuck is with the Rift shipments.
>>341379612
8-4 chiding Japan being gross creepos
Fuck this manchild. Fuck Oculus. Fuck Facebook.
>no dan
>>341379887
>Hey kid, when are you gonna put good games out on your store?
>>341369047
to be fair he's like 6ft 6 or something
When did Palmer Luckey get so fat?
>>341379921
Not really excited to see it die, to see how the ESA will do to get Publishers back, to make it more open to everyone I guess.
The bigger E3 the better.
>>341379921
Because it's a giant pain in the ass to cover. There's a reason they just stream themselves watching the conferences instead of going to them.
>>341379929
or why they're being huge faggots locking down games to their hardware
>>341379921
the faster e3 dies the faster video games die and the faster they can finally end it all
Did I miss anything interesting yet?
Were any of them offended by anything today?
>>341380086
when he became rich and realized he doesnt need to be attractive to get pussy
>>341380086
when he got that infinite facebook money
>>341379956
I don't remember chiding Japan. Just saying that that's how their culture is, for the part with Cid and the camera. Japan is Japan.
>>341380060I'm kinda tall and sit like that at a lot of computers that aren't my own.
>>341380086
Since after making the kickstarter and he went silent for a while. All that stress eating of promising something you can't do with your current resources.
>>341380086
when he got RICH, bitch
is he a billionaire?
Why doesn't Jeff fire Alex, Austin and Dan?
>>341379921
after this years snorefest i cant wait either
>>341380175
austin saw a white male holding hands with a white girl and broke down in the show floor
>>341380175
See >>341379956
8-4 dudes triggered by memories of pretty girls on Jap TV.
>>341380086
>choculus rift
>>341380296
Because they do good work and are nice people, if you aren't an autist.
>>341380296
hes friends with alex and dan. austin fills the patrick hole/diversity quota
>>341380175
They walked out of the treehouse thing and came back during Zelda which wasn't bad to watch since it was the world debut of it. The game seems like some crazy amalgamation of all the popular game mechanics of the past few years.
>tfw Alex almost got Peter Stormare to guest this year
>>341380552
Why? He's not a videogamesman
>>341380552
where is this coming from or just shitty "trolling"
>>341380429
What does alex do these days?
Is he just there to be an on air personality? you'd think there are billions of people who would be better for that role than that sack of depression
>>341379969
>a poorfag's inert rage at his billionaire better
>>341380682
neither is Dave Lang and hes always hereis lang here this year
>>341380689
He mentioned it during the drive livestream.
>>341380735
He used to write decent articles but then stopped for reasons.
>>341380682
He was in Until Dawn
>>341380689
listen to Jeff's E3 drive
>>341380735
He does the same mysterious "sit in meetings, idk" shit everyone else does. He also screens and selects emails for the podcast. Plus, he was in charge of doing the guest list this year.
>>341366034
huh palmer isnt actually up his own ass about VR.
He's completely right about the current state of vr and the people who are bitching about it
>>341380552PEE TER STOHREHMAREH
Do we know if Johnny V is going to be here in spite of Disney's harakiri?
>its a billionaire rambles over all the other guests episode
>my feet hurt
>it's past my bedtime
>this kid makes more at 22 than I'll ever make in my life
>>341380747
>billionaire better
If by "better" you mean winning the lotto. There were plenty of people working on VR before Palmer. He just decided to go public with it before them. He didn't even do the big grunt work of fixing the problems to actually make it usable. It was basically all people at Valve.
>>341380801
>>341380919
You're the first two people who have ever given source on this.
I'll get to it eventually.
>>341381014
Don't see why he wouldn't. I expect the same three to close it out.
man this guy in the sandals is an insufferable faggot
>>341381131
>It was basically all people at Valve
you have any facts to back that up at all
>>341381014
He certainly wouldn't be there for E3 but hopefully he came to see his industry buddies.
>>341381207
>Don't see why he wouldn't.
well, he has no reason to be there professionally unlike years past
>>341381239
Sure
http://www.roadtovr.com/alan-yates-rift-is-direct-copy-of-valves-vr-research/
All Oculus did was integrate some headphones and make it comfortable which was probably all done by the Carbon Group that they acquired.
>>341381131
>If by "better" you mean winning the lotto
By "better" I mean driving the company that ate everyone else's lunch--getting bought by one of the biggest companies in the world and making more cash as a 20-something than you will see in your whole life. That wasn't the lottery.
>>341379956
Okay, I found the part.
>They're a few years behind. I mean, they'll get there. Give them some time.
It's very strange how you have a bunch of people who profess to being big fans of Japanese games and anime and stuff, yet at the same time have this "holier than thou" disdain towards Japanese culture.
>>341370920
>mechs
will they do an SE stream?
I don't care about any of this. Is there a list of his guests and interviews tonight?
>>341381470
thanks bb
>>341381239
it's a known fact that valve was working with occulus before Facebook bought them up.
>>341381608
Not unless you watch the youtube archive and someone's commented one the guests and time stamps. When you watch it live it's a mystery bag.
>>341381239
It's a well known fact if you've been around long enough. Plenty of well known people there who left from multiple branches over the years when it became clear that they weren't going to be making any more single player games.
Palmer seems more reserved this year.
Maybe that shitty launch humbled him for a hot minute.
Is Greg Kasavin going to die soon?
>>341381608
No, they like to try and surprise people.
>>341381524
>-getting bought by one of the biggest companies in the world
That was exactly the lottery part bro. If cuckerberg wasn't so impressed with the Valve prototype headset then they wouldn't have bought Oculus and if Valve hadn't given so much R&D to them before it then other companies would have left their shitty Kickstarter headset in the dust before them.
lmaooo this civ dork admitted that their game is focused tested by the civ subreddit
>>341381864
he's definitely been groomed. he made an absolute ass of himself on twitter and reddit during that disastrous launch.
does it fucking matter when VR is basically the 3D TV of video games
>>341381840
>>341381683
I know they worked on it i just wasnt aware that the final product still used the majority of their tech. I probably should've realized that since facebook are massive jews and wouldnt pay and wait for an overhaul
>>341382087
how so?
>>341381864
He got pretty rekt. Enough that he doesn't post on leddit anymore. I bet he got yelled at.
>>341381870
He really has lost too much weight
He must be working too hard
>>341382219
things like >>341382356
there was a period of time there where he was deeply unpopular over at /r/oculus.
iirc he even made a second account to give people information about production that facebook/oculus weren't publicly offering.
Phil Spencer on tomorrow.
Kasavin and Palmer today, jesus I don't really like Alex, but he got some decent guests so far.
>>341381870
I hope he is ok. He seems like a really nice guy and he makes good videogames.
>>341382819
>Phil Spencer on tomorrow.
thats gonna be fun
I seriously can't comprehend people being so excited by that God of War demo.
>>341382819
>You want to come back for GB's E3 night show this year?
>Sure.
Wow great job Alex what a guy.
>>341379921
They don't want to work.
Why do you think they never put out any content?
Am I the only that despises Palmer Luckey's fat face?
>>341383061
Neither can I. God of War has always had shit combat and a shit story. Now they went from shitty baby's first CUHRAZY to the even more shitty Last of Us clone.
What if Greg Kasavin dies soon and leaves his widow alone to raise that kid?
>This gayboys projection
>>341383221
You;re probably in the majority
if greg wasn't making games he'd be great at giantbomb
>>341383221
its very punchable
>dat palmer luckey stare
>Civ VI guy just wants to go home
>>341366623
Austin's girth is really gross. His waist looks almost liquid in it's blobbiness.
That poor Firaxis guy. He must be thinking "fucking console gamers."
>that whole smashing conversation
These guests are boring. Where's Mega64?
Has there ever been a more boring e3?
>>341384057
starving on patreon
>>341384057
Haven't been on in several years. They were more Ryan's thing. Real shame.
>>341383221
He used to be so qt. >>341380086
>john carmack shills minecraft vr now
>>341384391
he should have joined sony's VR division. he's too autistic to admit that sony is the only one capable of making good VR in this industry.
>>341378132
>mfw spooked by one of the comments
>>341384391
Your gods are dead. Your heroes are rotting. Now pick up the torch and march for yourself.
>>341384540
thats a false skeleton
a real skeleton would know that ryan is keeping it real from the grave
>nintendo stream
>austin getting coffee for everybody
>austin: you guys want any cream?
>vinny: just black pls
>austin rolls his eyes
>>341384391
watching carmack talk about mobile VR outside of the technical challenges it poses has that particular brand of autistic-creepy that you can only get out of carmack. like listening to a robot trying to figure out why people like looking at photos.
>>341384853
Nah. You're injecting meaning where there was none.
That civ guy is absolutely disgusted with palmer.
palmer is coming across as a huge fucking prick right now
consumers aren't retards and sometimes you ARE wrong
PREDICT THE GUESTS
>>341385198
Nah. You're injecting meaning where there was none.
>>341385134
I was trying to make a joke (._. )
>>341385334
Bannerlord dev, some indie dev literally who, some youtube eceleb literally who
>>341385250
What do you mean, we at facebook are never wrong.
Look at a how many people use our service, we own the whole world, you are nothing
>>341385250
he was completely right though
consumers are entitled faggots who shouldnt tell people what to do when they dont know shit about it
I hope Patrick and the SJW crew are here tonight. I would love to hear whiny babies.
>>341385250
As someone who's been a part of a huge public launch, a lot of consumers are absolute retards, and it's best to tune them out and try to find the criticism that's actually constructive.
>>341385334
D Leezy pls
Fuck this gay ass music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytkiOvL9DZ4
Get hype.
JEFF GREEN IS BACKSTAGE!
>>341385532
you'll buy what i tell you to buy and like it.
>>341372857
>>341373156
Think I'm in a weird group were some of his opinions are completely legit regarding video games when they involve sci-fi or fantasy and turn to absolute garbage regarding most other topics. (Funny enough this mirrors behavior of most /v/irgins I've met.)
That said his silly banters with Vinny on beastcast can be really funny until Alex fucking decides to chime in and ruin it.
>>341385532
It's also wrong to make promises that you're sure you can't keep. >>341382356
I mean, I get they made contracts for Best Buy beforehand but you can't expect people not to get pissed when a situation changes and the people that are your first adopters get the blunt end of the stick while joe schmo can just pick one up randomly at Best Buy. I say this as someone that benefited by it and sold a shitload of Rifts on eBay.
anyone else get nervous when you're in a setting like this and have to talk to people in a room?
Is it just me or does Greg Kasavin look like a lawyer?
>normie music
>>341386248
If I know the people or at least some of them in the conversation, no. If it's strangers god yes.
>>341386353
>not recognizing the theme to the workplace
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psPpHXMDGjY
>>341386353
royalty free bud
>>341386153
He's great until he gets started on some *ism or other.
>>341386119
jokes on you
i dont buy shit ever
>>341386193
of course its a shitty thing but its obvious that they were upset about it as well. I'm talking about a more general range of shit though, the average consumer is fucking retarded and doesnt know jack shit about products they buy or why they do what they do. Remember when xbone was revealed and people were literally saying 7 million transistors means its the strongest console ever or how people think RAM is the most important part of a console and if you keep adding more it would have 0 problems
>>341369965
For real though I don't understand this either.
Without Alex Beastcast would become Vinny, Austin and Jeff do radio-style improv skits and would become the best podcast ever.
>>341386007
>this was 5 (five) years ago
I remember running home from school on finals week to catch the press conferences and then staying up late to watch the night streams. This music is burned into my mindand my heart.
>>341386103
>Tested's a Bunch of Dads podcast
>Jeff Green talks about finding his daughter's classmates hot
>"Wait, was she in high school?"
>"No, middle school."
>Will Smith tries hard not to freak out, but fails
>>341386007
They were playing that yesterday or the day before.
What are they saying, /v/?
>>341366034
Chat disabled in both Youtube and Twitch stream. Fucking triggered this early into E3.
>>341386596
>its obvious that they were upset about it as well
Where did you see it? All I got was a half assed PR email saying it ways delayed and some random posts on leddit. Palmer never apologized for it nor has he ever apologized for the things he has said that turned out not to be.
The average consumer doesn't need to know what caused the component shortage to know that Oculus made a choice to side with their contract with Best Buy and delayed those to pre-orderers rather than delaying the retail launch.
>>341387002
brad's just threatening to eat the rest of greg.
>>341386803
I need to look this up.
>>341384860
Next you'll say you didn't like his QuakeCon keynotes
the fuck is taking so long
>>341387074
why would a company ,that i assume is not getting great sales, be happy about a very low number of units shipping out and people getting mad at that.
they obviously want that to get it into as many hands as possible
>>341387142
who said anything about not enjoying it.
>>341387030
They're always disabled. GB wants all the chat on their website where it can be pruned by their dick-sucking community moderators.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQUYbm_7hsA
>b-but Palmer you said gamepads were shitty for VR, why did you go with a xbox controller
Fuck you, are you doubting our partnership with Microsoft. Don't you know Microsoft is a big company with lots of money. Stupid teenagers
>>341384530
Carmack's been fighting the Japs all his life. You expect him to stop now?
>>341387365
Of course they aren't happy that there's a shortage, that isn't what I'm talking about. A online sale vs a retail sale is a sale. They cared less they were shitting in the faces of the people that believed in them and ordered within the first hours of pre-orders going up rather than keeping whatever deal they had with Best Buy.
we back boyz
>navarro
booooooooooooooo
>>341366034
is that fucking splinter in the middle
jeff green alert
The Mafia guy in the middle looks like the default peasant in Witcher 3 with the bowl cut who's hiding from the griffin under the cart at the beginning
>>341371759
I maintain that Dan is alright
Brad can fuck off though, the guy is such a fucking populist with regards to his opinions, and if he does have an opinion that isn't backed up by people on twitter then he'll never maintain it if Jeff opposes it
>>341387715
Low test literally confirmed.
>>341387715
I'm going there tomorrow. Will report on the validity of this statement in tomorrow's thread.
>tfw we're living in the austin hired universe
>tfw we're not living in the universe where they hired jeff green
>>341387880
heh he actually does
>>341387486
But gamepad AREN'T shit for VR.
The thing is, HTC and Valve's ass backwards decision to not have an analog on their motion controller quite possibly put VR in the greatest danger it has ever been in. The teleporting mechanic of movement is fucking cancer and needs to end. Rift's controller can't release soon enough, though I'm afraid it may be too late with all the VR games coming out using that teleport shit.
>>341387760
What's he even there for?
>>341387884
Jeff can be contrarian to a fault at times, but it seems like he's always honest about it. He doesn't oppose stuff just for the fun of it.
He's seen enough shit and got enough clout to just never give a fuck anymore
>>341387976
Jeff has a pretty sweet consulting job now, i don't think he'd take a GB job if they'd offered it. If they'd gone after him right after EA, maybe.
>>341388127
They said he is literally there to fill a seat so Jeff Green wouldn't just be sitting alone there
>Then Alex started talking
> "DO THE KIDS EVEN KNOW THERE WAS A WORLD WAR 1"
> follows it up with a leonard part 6 reference
jeff green is the greatest
>>341388054
>I'm afraid it may be too late with all the VR games coming out using that teleport shit.
oculus advises against traditional locomotion in their own documentation.
https://developer.oculus.com/documentation/intro-vr/latest/concepts/bp_app_motion/
>>341388054
For me teleporting works fine. Better than moving around with a joystick, most people including me get motion sick that way. Until people come up with a way to walk around, like a treadmill or something like simulated walking by tracking your body and moving in place teleporting works fine
The vive controllers are fine and work for moving around by using the trackpad as well but teleporting is just a better system that's why people tend to include that
LORNE
why does Lorne Lanning own so much?
Lorne Lanning is as cool as a cucumber
>>341388426
I am happy for them moving on up in the world, but I really miss hearing Jeff Green and Shawn Elliott discuss video games on GFW Radio.
>>341366034
lorne is fucking great
>>341387715
I'm sure this person would prefer Sam Kalman's femininity.
Lorne is easily the best guest so far.
That story. Fucking Lorne bluffing like a champ.
Lorne is FUCKING BASED
>>341387102
https://youtu.be/MPsUBmgBXX4?t=1h9m5s
Have fun!
Why is Lorne Lanning so handsome?
>>341388504
But it doesn't work for games.
The teleporting isn't fast enough to simulate actual movement, and the teleporting takes you out of the immersion more than using an analog does.
The only way to get true immersion is that retarded track pad thing, but the amount of room it gets you is retardedly small.
whats up with this guy?
>>341388865
Genetics and not being fat like most attractive people.
>no james bond starring lorne lanning
Did Lorne just admit to fudging PS2 footage and leaking it to force his business partners to not cut their budget?
>>341388956
drug addict that just came in off the street
>>341388752
https://youtu.be/OI7SzaO2Mdo
yeah, i miss it too
>>341389018
amazing
>>341366034
do people actually like them? I mean, I like that they're honest and all, but it's like they don't even enjoy videogames at all
>>341389018
yeah
he's a fucking cool dude
>>341388956
Seat filler.
>>341389018
Allegedly, anon. ;^)
>>341389148
go away eza shill and get "hype" somewhere else
>>341388149
I'm fine with Jeff acting that way because that is at least entertaining, but what isn't entertaining is Brad immediately backing down and aligning himself with whatever he says like a kid who's desperately trying to seem cool by copying what the head of the group likes
It also doesn't help that in general I don't like much of Brad's opinions or tastes, but I can overlook that
If nothing else, I can respect that he's yet to go full-on sensitive and become the Austin/Alex of GB West
>>341389241
starting to hate them because of the amount of shilling going on
>>341389273
whats this guy working on
>>341389273
this guy really seems like he knows he doesnt belong here
>>341389018
The absolute madman.
>>341388890
i agree entirely. imo teleportation is an awful approach but unfortunately, until issues like >>341388552 are resolved it's the best 'hack' devs have that is totally safe to use.
i also think omni treadmills are fucking stupid. the most promising solution currently involves using traditional locomotion but zapping your inner ear with small electrical pulses to trick it into thinking you're moving. it works and i believe samsung are working on IEM prototypes already.
however, good luck to anyone trying to sell something literally sends electrical pulses to the inside of your head.
>>341388956
>this show sucks
>my feet hurt
>why are these people excited, don't they know not caring about stuff is cool
>>341389371
Him and middle guy are from Hangar 13, Mafia III devs.
>>341389371
mafia?
>>341388571
>>341388620
>>341388745
Lorne is a goddamn silver fox
>>341389018
Was this what he was talking about?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXjnDdQchfw
>>341389635
and green looks like what a real life character of what jack nicholson played in the departed
>>341389635
>tfw you knew he was on before the camera even showed the guests because of his laugh
god damn that voice
>>341388956
Crippling depression
I wonder if Alex ever tried commiting suicide
LORNE?
Haden wants to go home
>>341389848
grey hair beard man is smooth as fuck
>>341389743
Jeff Green is fucking Reed 'Mr Fantastic' Richards
would you marry jeff?
>>341389981
Lorne Lanning is a god among men.
>>341390127
Not even gay.
Yeah, probably.
>>341390045
Jeff Green is like Paulie Walnuts, if Paulie were Jewish and a nerd.
>>341388752
>>341389047
still the goat gaming podcast
>>341390156
he looks like what i imagine Zeus might look like or Poseidon
>>341390127
yes.
>>341368170
South Park isn't funny because they make fun of leftists instead of just conservative rednecks now. PC Principal is the embodiment of every apologist white guy rhetoric and lefties like Klepek hate it.
"Punching down" is a phrase that basically means you shouldn't tell jokes at the expense of minorities or the "marginalized" Apparently it's only acceptable to make fun of straight white able bodied men or else you're "punching down" because it's not ok to offend other groups.
MIROSLAV SATAN
Alex is confirmed for Satanist.
>ITT: reddit is bored of reddit and comes to /v/ to talk about their celeb bullshit
>>341390410
>might as well
Actually its "May as well"
>>341390410
yep
industry vets talking about industry secrets sure is shitposting
see you after the ban newfag
>>341390227
watch it anon
>>341390410
New to /v/, huh? Get out while you can.
these company history stories are great
>>341390308
Or in other words "I'm now upset because the target is placed on me and not someones else."
>>341390514
>industry secrets
yea sure...
>>341390447
Backrow seat guys tend to get shafted regardless/
>>341390564
it always is. best part of the year is listening to old game dudes talk about old game shit
>>341388956
Why did God have to take Ryan from us and not this faggot.
>>341390564
hearing middle-aged, wizened dudes talking about video games is always great
Warren Spector's talk was the only good part of the pc gaming conference
> remember when we thought we were journalists
>>341390729
put yourself in God's shoes for a second and I think you'll understand
>>341390680
It's one of those things that hope in 15-20 years we REALLY find out what went down with Kojima and Konami.
Lorne needs to trim his nails.
>>341390863
we will 100%
no doubt someone documented all the shit that went down and i cant wait to read all the batshit insane things that konami did after hearing about the job wheel
This is so much better than them talking over the briefings where they shit on everything
>>341390564
It's the main reason to watch GB's E3 shows.
Also any time fucking Ed Boon and Lang are on the same set.
>>341390863
I guess Google translate will be good enough for cross language interviews by then
>>341390982
>finding out what happened in japanese companies
>>341367798
God "punching down" is one of the dumbest fucking far left ideologies to gain traction in the mainstream that I have heard, right up there with microaggressions. If Bill Gates woke up and decided to become a comedian one day, he would be absolutely fucking screwed on the topic of poking fun at others, in the eyes of these retards. This notion that "You must be this discriminated to criticize" is a smart way to operate in society has got to fucking stop.
>>341390982
>act 3 fags will STILL be tinfoiling
>>341391086
it never will with languages like japanese
been learning it for 8+ months and god damn i can understand why google translate has major grammar issues with it.
>>341391208
wrong tree buddy, i enjoyed what i got in mgsv
>>341391152
Well yeah, if Bill Gates made a bunch of jokes at the expense of poor people because they're poor he'd be seen as a huge jerk.
So like, you know, just...you know, when did does this y'kno, end?
>>341391374
poor people are like 50%+ of the population
gays and gender fluid stupid shit is under 5%
That session last year with Lorne, Jeff, and Drake was awesome last year. Wish Jeff could be on the couch but understandable that Mafia dude would have to be there
>>341391470
When we get Dave Lang's phone number
>>341390308
reminder that the mcelroys are the only good thing at polygon
Why does Alex even have a job? He's not funny, he's not entertaining, he's just fucking annoying.
>>341391470
dave meltzer what are you doing on /v/
>>341391752
Jeff's childhood best friend. That is the only reason.
is there a highlight of last years old fogey get together and reminisce from giantbomb?
who is this guy?
>>341366034
i love serious business shit in this laid back tone with buds. makes it real interesting
>>341391106
Kojima will tell his side of the story eventually. The guy loves himself too much to not at least have one book written about his life.
>>341391752
His darker sense of humor is a good contrast to Vinny's.
Honestly, I really, really like Alex. He's the one of the essential ingredients that makes Giant Beast work well. You might not want him alone, but as a component of a bigger puzzle, contributing to whole, I think Alex is great.
everytime green shows up I get sad that the brodeo is gone, fuck.
>>341392010
Lorne Lanning, he made the Oddworld games.
I just woke up, this shit is still going? I couldn't watch it live this year, because I have to keep my sleep cycle on-point so I can watch Maynard tomorrow.
How has the live show been? I see that Lorne & Green are there, but I don't recognize the others, who are they?
>>341392010
Lorne Lanning, made the Oddworld games
Lorne is a god.
>>341392010
lorne fucking lanning you literal retard
>>341392010
Lorne "Corporate can suck my silver dick" Lanning
Dan Ryckert@DanRyckert
Feeling pretty good about all of this.
What is Lorne Lanning even up to nowdays?
>>341392204
he would buy that waluigi amiibo >_>
>>341391374
But punching down evidently extends to joke characters like PC Principal. It's off limits to make fun of social justice, which is a far cry from shitting on the impoverished.
>>341392204
nigga the boo amiibo glows in the dark
that shit is fucking cooli might buy a xbone s since its cheap and i really want to play the best game ever made againviva pinata
>>341392127
The fat sea lion looking dude used to work with Jeff and Alex WAY back in the day. There were really good old games writing stories to be had.
>>341391739
*mcelroy
>>341392204
the new xbone looks so fucking nice
i wish there was a reason to buy one, i just want to have it sitting here so i can look at it but for me there is literally no reason whatsoever to get this thing
maybe if i find myself in desperate need for a 4k blu ray player or some shit
>>341392204
$299 for a 4K blu-ray player is a fucking steal and you amerifats should consider yourself lucky. It's gonna be expensive as shit here.
Lorne is smart, but why does everyone suck his ass when he has only made shit games?
Do they still have more guests after this?
>>341392441
doubt it
>>341392127
The other two guys are Mafia III devs.
Show's been great, Lorne told this story
>>341389018
>>341392463
nah ur WRONG
SLAM
>>341392463
YOU JUST GOT FUCKED. JEFF ANNOUNCED MORE GUESTS
>>341392463
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE WRONG SHITHEAD
>>341392369
I love the McElroy brothers and this is really disappointing.
Did I miss any good guests so far?
>>341392237
*coughs*
>>341392223
new oddworld game coming out sometime next year.
>>341392010
all this shit he's saying about money and not disappointing the higher ups and making hard decisions is making me think about the huge promise of Destiny and the 10 million dollar number going around everywhere
>>341392419
>$299 for a 4K blu-ray player
Would be except who the fuck buys Blu-rays anymore?
>>341392441
2 more sessions I think, sadly I gotta sleep
>>341392369
reminder that you can seperate someones political beliefs and entertainment.
both monster factory and MBMBaM are great
>two (2) females in the room
show's over
>>341392419
The two Abe games and Stranger's Wrath were good, though.
>>341392597
the last set of guests was really nice
i want to marry lorne
>jeff tricked me into downloading tap tycoon
FUCK YOU JEFF MY PHONE IS BURING ON FIRE AND I'M PLAYING THIS AWFUL SHIT INSTEAD OF WITCHER
>>341392597
The civilization vi dev and the oddworld creator were both on, those were the only ones worth caring about imo.
>>341392597
just missed god, a mafia boss, a nose, and a sad man
great so far
LOCKDOWN
>>341392597
first three were palmer luckey, greg kasavian and some firaxis guy - it wasn't great. second group was >>341392140
which was actually pretty great.
>>341392204
My preorders from e3 so far. Will probably switch to regular version Zero Dawn.
My Xbox One got moved to my wife's study. Need a new streaming box/blu ray player for my man cave anyways. PS4 sucks at streaming because the fucking fan ramps up while even watching net flicks.
>>341392223
Making a new Oddworld game that is a re imagining of Abe's Exodus called Soulstorm
>>341392731
WHERE IS IT FAGGOTS
>>341392735
you forgot the first group of those hack jap translators that still get to pollute my website with their stupid podcast
>>341367798
Patrick got the "read" notice from Jeff with no reply.
Jeff is kind of sick of him you can tell, they joined a pity panel for him at PAX EAST and it was just awful.
>>341392675
Don't forget the greatest youtube series known to man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jct5FOG9AE
>>341392591
McElroys still make me laugh, but never read Justin's Twitter. He's a complete idiot. I had to unfollow him quickly years ago and try to wipe that part of my memory
>>341392343
I just want an xbone for one week so I can rent master chief collection, play through campaign split screen 1-3 in a day with my friend for old times sake and then sell it.
Is there a way to just rent an xbone for a week?
I legitimately like all of the giant bomb crew. I have enjoyed all of their streams so far.
Am I allowed to post in this thread?
>>341392978
ask at your local blockbuster :)
>>341383221
Definitely not. How did that fag become a billionaire at 23.. I'm 24 and I've done NOTHING with my life, no friends, no money, no education, no dreams, etc.. So I despise him.
>>341392419
Abe games were pretty great and groundbreaking for their time and Stranger's Wrath still holds up.
I always liked the concept of the Oddworld rather than the execution though. That world is just so bleak
>>341392369
>people are disagreeing with me
>that means I'm not expressing myself well!
No, you just might be saying something they think is retarded.
I am going to lose my mind if I see one more twitter intellectual rant where someone tries to use "nuance" in place of "you just don't like get it maaaaaaan"
>>341392978
Buy one and return it, pay whatever restocking fee if they have it
>>341393028
you have to be able to hate the black one when he get's all muh race n shit first or you aren't allowed
>>341393028
no because ditto is a shit tier pokemon
>>341392815
just a heads up anon, with no power brick i would bet on the S being a similar loudness as the ps4. i havent seen the thing but i would just assume
>>341392978
i mean realistically buy it from somewhere with a good return policy
DO NOT use those rent services for tvs and shit
>>341392815
>>341392204
>he bought the Xbone S
New thread:
>>341393104
>>341393104
>>341393104
>>341393108
twitter is such a great place for having long well thought out arguments too
like you fucking dip "i am expressing myself bad" then why the fuck are you using a service with a 140 character limit
>>341393028
>liking alex or austin
no
>>341393136
the thing that is the most frustrating about austin is whenever he talks about literally anything other than the far leftist shit he is a pretty cool dude.
>>341392685
which two was it? a few they've had on there before are pretty based. the titanfall community manager or PR chick or whatever was funny last year.
>>341393028
There exist no reality upon infinite realities that anyone anywhere legitimately like Alex Navarro.
>>341392978
Just buy an Xbone for cheap then flip it. That's what I did with the PS4 and rented Uncharted from Redbox. I even made money back from selling Bloodborne and Until Dawn
>>341393110
I've done this too, works great if you don't abuse it too often.
>>341393254
Far left? I thought he was a self proclaimed communist?
But yes, I agree with you. As long as he's not talking about his failed Phd attempt, race or politics, I fucks with him
>>341392926
I'm amazed it took him like 10 episodes to make a vore joke honestly
>>341392815
>Collectors Editions that are not actually limited
Please stop buying into this, anon. It's gonna be worthless in a year.
>>341391152
Preachers of "punching up/down" just seek to combine their preferred comedy with their unempathetic, self-righteous brand of activism, viciously attacking other groups and hypocritically applying negative stereotypes just so that they can feel superior while simultaneously crying foul if the same is done to them. Furthermore, "punching up" is also incredibly lazy considering its frequently done to socially-accepted easy targets such as rednecks, Christians, conservatives, and of course, white men.
>>341393028
While having issues with certain personas more than others (Alex you fucking sad stupid bitch). I would agree that viewed as a whole they do all balance each other out in a pretty nice symmetrical way.
>>341393471
>Far left? I thought he was a self proclaimed communist?
Uh dude. Do you not know what any of these words mean?
>>341393110
Cool. I did this when I first moved out but that was over a decade ago when 360 had first come out.
I had kinda figured stores would have wised up to this but I guess not. Especially if you pay in cash I assume?
>>341392369
>>341392591
They're also gun-grabbers, to boot.
>>341393949
Wut. How does non-profit gun control organization work when guns aren't illegal? I have so many questions.
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