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Find a flaw.


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Find a flaw.
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You can't play as her in Breath of the Wild
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Never shows her feet
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>>341361817
no tits
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>>341361817
She's not on my dick
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>Brunette

>>341361991
I wish they would've shown us that Zelda
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>>341361817
No problem!

Her crown is fucking dull and shitty for some reason like it's made of plastic and casts no shadow on her face

Her hair is dull, bound in fucking tape and is significantly less blonde than the Zelda like 1 generation prior

Her eyes are freakishly oversized for her face and are not even shaped like eyes at all

Her chin is tiny and unsuited for leadership

She wears clearly fake dollar store plastic sapphires on her shitty dull bronze armor that nobody fucking cleans for her

Her ears are clumsily made even by low-poly elven standards and cannot convey any acoustic benefit unlike normal elves' ears

She's got a sad, resigned expression in a fighting game

Speaking of sad, resigned expressions, she led her people to ruin at the hands of weak dogshit shadow nerds and dropped her sword like a clumsy bitch, surrendering Hyrule to some new invader for the 100th fucking time - to save her people somehow, who were PROMPTLY RENDERED NOTHING BUT SPIRITS in the twilight

Never helped Link in any useful fashion, just cured his slave-owner Midna.

Breaks speedruns with an ultra-slow pure RNG fight that's also the easiest battle ever known to a Zelda game

Her best attack in Smash Bros, changing into another character, was removed and now she summons the most useless special move in the game as its replacement.
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Pick your Zelda
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>>341361817
That's not Skyward Sword Zelda
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>>341361817
She isn't this beautiful blue hunk of hotness.
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>>341361817
She will say real words in the new game
RUINED
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>>341361817
always shitty in smash
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she wrecks my mega main
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>>341361817
She's not the protagonist.
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>>341362115
He said FLAW
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>>341361817
who is she?
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>>341363702
Oracle game Zelda is best Zelda, followed by LTTP
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>>341362115
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>>341364282
>We could have this in Breath of the Wild with multiple armors and underwear but Aonuma is literally homosexual
Wasted opportunity
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>>341361817
She's not on top of my dick right now.
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Living
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>>341363702
Nt even remotely difficult
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She isn't stepping on my dick and calling me a worm right now.
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>>341363765
no borbs allowed
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>>341364282
>tfw I first posted that pic a year back and now it gets reposted in every zelda thread
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>>341363702
A Link between Worlds
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