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>>341335437
nintendo one tbqh
Post more of the middle I'm not sure
Who the fuck wouldn't pick Kojima?
>>341335437
MS one looks thicc, post more
>Nintendo
Were her tits those big last year? Dayum!
Kojima is more pure than the two sluts.
Kojima
Post the PC conference one
Mega Milk easily
>>341335437
Easiest choice of my life, Kojima.
>>341336136
CUTE
>>341336136
What is Max Payne doing back in the states?
Fuck MS
Marry Kojima
Kill Nintendo
I'll take the Bionic Arm QT thank you.
I want Kojima to suck my tiny penee
>>341336724
>>341336724
>>341335437
>Nintendo
Goth mom
>Microsoft
Whatthefuckamidoingamongthesenerds.jpg
>sony
Fantastic, look at his hair, I'm jealous of that hair.
>>341335437
2 slags or God's gift to man. Not much of a debate.
![05b - Can You Spare A Dime.avi_snapshot_03.13_[2014.12.01_00.32.31].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sPAcEEl.jpg "05b - Can You Spare A Dime.avi snapshot 03.13 [2014.12.01 00.32.31]")
>>341336724
>Is someone making some dude we-
>Oh
>>341335437
Kojima literally has 10/10 smile. Prove me wrong.
>>341336293
>cybernigger
>>341336724
>>341336724
>>341336724
>nintentoddlers
>>341335437
Let's see here we've got:
>Kim Kardashian 2.0
>qt jew with hips
>And the god Kojima.
>>341336724
>NINTENDO FANS
what's the name of milk buster?
>>341336724
How the fuck can Kojima still look so fucking handsome?
I know he's Asian and all but GODDAMN he looks in that beard.
>>341335437
I haven't fapped for a week because I want to have an epic fucking orgasm in a few days but holy fucking shit I've seriously wiped my underwear twice from all the precum cause of this chick.
>>341337606
The nintendo one might I add
>>341336724
bruh
>>341337382
>qt jew
don't you mean...jewtie?
>>341336724
That's a big load
>>341336724
>OMG I SAW A GIRL I CAN'T STOP CUMMING
Nintenvirgins
>>341337985
For you
>>341336724
>nintentoddlers
Pathetic
>>341335437
Obviously Kadokawa E3-chan, only a pleb would choose anything else
>>341335437
>52 years old
looks good
>>341336724
her
>>341338067
>he doesn't cum every time he sees a girl
low test
>>341335437
>Sony doesn't need to resort to Jew tactic shilling to promote their games
Fucken based. All you dumb niggers getting off to some whore pretending shes an ebin gamer girl are literally cancer.
>any of them
I'll take the Kadokawa girl, thank you very much.
>>341336724
The only correct E3FU
>Tits vs Ass vs Men
>>341335437
I want nintendo's breasts with microsoft thighs and sony's smile.
>>341336724
disgusting virgin semen
>>341338502
Hahhahah you pathetic fuck
>>341336724
>nintenyearolds so desperate that they lose their shit at first sight of a female
Nintendo is a succubus if you claim her you are a hedonist degenerate.
Microsoft is a qt that only dedicates time to minecraft because it's her job. She is cute and will treat you well. A better choice in the long run. THICCness is a bonus.
The clear winner
>>341335437
>No homo pin for Kojima
I wouldn't probably wear that gay shit either but RIP to those in Florida
>>341336724
>this post outing all the normalfags
/v/ is dead
>>341338502
>cumming just from seeing a girl with normal breasts
You couldn't please a woman if you tried.
>>341336724
>not shooting your ice cream at Kojima
ONE FUCKING JOB, FAGLORD
>>341339502
Can't be NEETFAGGOTS forever ya know... Gotta grow up sometime.
>>341335437
>ctrl+f
>no carmack
huh?
>>341336724
When is someone gonna spam tweet her this?
>>341340087
whats her twitter
Who is the Nintendo woman?
>>341340259
Sarah Silverman
>>341338505
found the virgin
>>341336724
kek, but also disgust.
>>341340185
GirlWhoIsSuper
>>341335437
I LOVE YOU PYJAMA BUT AUDREY HAS MY HEART
>>341336724
now we need one for kojima
>>341339502
>some nintenyearold balls just dropped and he blew his whole load to a 4/10 with implants cause it's his first time seeing a girl
You don't have to be a normalfag to see how pathetic that is
>>341335437
I am not gay but kojima is kojima
>>341339773
ya true enough i guess.
I do wish white kids would stop pretending theyre black though.
>>341335437
That MS whore was easily the worst actor I've seen at an E3 presentation.
>>341335437
HEAVY D
vs.
THE AWK SQUAWK
vs.
KEEP ON COMING
>>341336724
>>341335816
only furry and sjw will not pick Based Kojima
Nintendo got a real qt3.14, she's like perfect.
also that wasn't even the best girl of the Microsoft conference, the blonde milf was better.
>>341336136
Maisie on the left.
>>341338569
This nigger gets it.
>>341339001
not our fault your 3rd party western devs can't seem to find any
>>341340581
>married
>>341335437
What are those things on her arms? Is that lingerie, at a Nintendo conference?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Byy0En3tCQU
The second she opened her mouth the MS lady lost. She is awful.
the minecraft girl reminded me of kristen schaal in a oddly hot way, nintendo brought the titties, and sony gave us non-sex vr, sony lose
>>341336724
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>341335437
Can someone tell Kojima to never go clean-shaven again? He looks handsome af with that beard.kinda homo
>>341335437
Nintendo because the breasts are just fantastic. Thigh goddess is the runner up.
>>341342761
fuck off
>>341336724
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR HORNY ADOLESCENT MIND?
>>341335437
Kojima duh
>>341336136
looks like a tumblr meetup
>>341335437
Ashley level up man.
>>341335437
any pics of ms chick ass. Someone on a stream said look at that dumper, by the time i noticed she was replaced with some shit preview. Side shot please.
>>341335849
>Not posting based Elyse.
>>341336136
>>341335437
damn, she knows how to fill out those jeans
>>341335437
I ain't no homo but i'm gonna have to go with Kojima-sama
>>341343372
Do you think she'd fucked that dog?
>>341336136
>>341335437
are there pics of her from behind?
this is improtant
>>341338479
This.
>>341338873
Can't help it. I'm overflowing with cum.
>>341339712
>projecting this much
>Not posting the qt from pc gaming show and her awkward indie game.
*forgot pic
>>341344141
There's a Funhaus video where Benson tried to fuck her husband.So yes.
>>341338479
she looks so pure
>>341338479
Who dis qt
I'm an ass dude all the way so, microsoft. just look at those thighs mane. nintendo gril looks like some generic tinder bimbo
>>341336724
stay classy /v/
Aisha doesn't count? I can't stop masturbating to #girlwood.
Also overland game girl, >>341344493
>feminists push to get more women hired in vidya
>vidya gamers just see them and fap all over the place to them
lol
>>341336724
>>341335437
I'd let debased Kojima fuck me while Hideo sits in a corner and watch with his intense, asexual gaze.
>>341336724
You sick bastard
>>341336724
What a waste...
>>341335437
Kojima, duh
Anyone that picks anything else is a gay.
>>341336724
I'm was literally chewing meatball sub. Thanks
>>341335437
Kojima, specially if he whispers in my ear ZoE while gently fucking my boipucci.
Then we can take pictures of our breakfast and post on twitter.
No homo though.
>no Aisha
y'all cracka racist xenophoes should go die in east yurop or somewhere.
>>341336724
someone send her this to her for the kek of it
>>341336724
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>341341985
NIGGA DOES LEGS.
>>341344493
She looks like the girl who played video ga,Es who got ignored because the popular girl who took selfie's with her brother's controllers for MySpace was hotter than her.
>>341335437
Left looks like Sarah Silverman.
>>341336724
M8, I thought the reactions were already going overboard but this...
>>341335437
the nintendo one is a booby monster
![Dai-Guard.22.(Dual.Audio).H264.[AM].mkv_snapshot_05.34_[2016.03.30_15.37.58].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nii9S4H.jpg "Dai-Guard.22.(Dual.Audio).H264.[AM].mkv snapshot 05.34 [2016.03.30 15.37.58]")
>>341336724
>>341344875
I'm conflicted, I like both versions.
>>341345498
People like genuine. Sure you could fuck a model gamer girl porn star and make her your cum slave, but what else would you do with your time?
>>341335437
Let me tell you something, Kojima is 52 and he certainly doesn't look that old.
>>341335437
Can I pic Kojima with the mega milks?
>>341336724
That's a big load.
>>341335437
>pick between tits legs&ass or face
I dunno familia kojima is doing it for me
dat microsoft tho
>>341346089
PLAY TOM CLANCY'S DIVISION™ WITH HER, YOU FAGGOT.
>>341346043
>Dai-Guard
my nigga
>>341335437
Anyone who doesn't pick Kojima doesn't belong on this board. Kojima is best waifu.
>>341346331
for you
>>341336724
did you cumed on your screen?
>>341336724
i want to lick that milky goodness
>>341346454
why u mad bro
Best gurl.
So many of these vidya chicks are above average women.
How do i get one?
>>341336724
I would literally bathe in Kojima's semen and cherish the experience as my fondest memory.
>>341344227
Seconded
I went full creep and stalked her insta but there were no ass shots to be found
>>341336136
thick thighs, MS fo sure
>>341339502
yeah all these fags fapping to 3D, disgusting
>>341346580
FAGGOT
>>341346594
Underrated, she was pretty cool
have a fap, anons. almost 50 audreys in my audrey folder. i'll update/upload a new zip later~
https://openload.co/f/K1CYgR6dXxM/nintendo-audrey-new.7z
>>341343372
Best e3 girl.
>>341346504
Kojima would make a terrible wife, he'd take all your money and blow it on dinner parties with celebrities saying it's for work.
>>341345498
thanks for posting aisha, because she is best waifu
>>341335437
For the Nintendo one, I'd rather have that Japanese milf that kept trying to burn everything.
>>341346792
She's not even that thick...
>>341335437
NIN
TEN
DO
>>341346843
>The day nintendo fans the world over fapped in unison
>To a sultry jewess' fake tits wrapped in an ill-fitting bra and tight blue shirt.
>No Teresa
fuck outta here
http://www.strawpoll.me/10486326/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10486326/
>>341344296 ........
>>341347278
Where is Heather penn?(from Overland)?
>>341338759
>tfw no one likes toddy anymore
>>341347670
dumb manlet
>>341347473
fuck outta here
>>341347801
SJMHUT UPS
>>341335437
Audrey's tits + Microsoft girl's hips + Kojima's face = perfect waifu
>>341346873
>Goes to an E3 conference drunk while her hubby and friends got even drunker in front of a computer screen on a comfy couch.
>Didn't collapse or fuck up while her husband tried (and quickly succeeded) to have Youporn follow him on Twitter while drunk.
>Is doing work for the team, bring home the dough while her husband collapsed, puked and spazzed out drunk halfway in the stream.
A real trooper waifu, this Elyse.
>>341346843
can you make one for
>>341336136
>>341349352
Someone promised her McDonalds afterwards.
lmao at how the nintendo one is dressed, perfect reflection of nintendo. they dont know what they're doing like fucking children
bring the titty monster but censor all the games
>Nintendo
>>341349645
ENHANCE
>>341349645
looks like she's holding back a huge fart.
>>341349727
HOLY FUCK THAT SEXHAIR/FACE/EVERYTHING
MY DICK
>>341349645
Ok so she's a plasma screen TV then.
>>341343372
DELETE THIS
>>341349727
Based Anon, this is the ONLY correct answer.
>>341346536
She has wide shoulders but her hips are also really fucking wide, so much so that they are wider than her shoulders anyway.
I am seriously in love. I'll even play minecraft with her.
>>341349727
we had a thread about her,daddy issues incarnate
>>341335650
youtube.com/minecraftchick
I really liked when she had her pink wig
>>341350210
>daddy issues incarnate
SO SHE LIKE HORSES THEN
LINK TO THREADS PLEASE I AM UNABLE TO BROWSE THROUGH THE ARCHIVE MOMENTARILY
>>341335437
I want to protect his smile.
>>341349727
thats a man
>>341336136
Who is the semen demon on the left?
I dunno, I liked that Todd Howard guy.
>>341335437
No homo but Kojima
>>341335437
The chick that was doin the beat boxin in the orchestra for God of War was sexier than every bitch their tbqh.
>Kojima
Nah mane sonyfu here get
>>341335437
One on the right, I want him to cradle me in his arms and tickle me with his whiskers as we kiss >////<
>>341350864
Longneck McPancaketits
Kojimafu from the OP.
But based Anna all the way, every day, to the hilt.
>>341350850
Why do Jews look so weird?
>>341351275
Because they're jewish
>>341350864
I'd fuck the shit out of, Meridith!
>>341349942
kek
>>341335849
who is this semen demon?
>>341349703
There is no ass to enhance
>>341349727
WHO THIS
>>341344875
>I'm an ass dude
>Posts a flat butt
Are you retarded?
>>341345498
#girlwood
>no IS MENS
literally the best conference of E3
>>341352071
>>341344875
>I'm an ass dude all
post the side of her vagina
Kojima is cucking Sony with pc users
>>341351935
ENHANCE
N
H
A
N
C
ECNAHNE
>>341335437
Tits > KOJIMA > Dyke
Whats the deleted post? God damn it, i want to see it, fucking janitors
>>341349727
Oh jesus
>>341353194
I forgot the code for this one,was it mudr-303?
>>341349727
Those jeans ruin it real bad
what did that guy post that got so many replies
>>341335437
Sony doesn't need sex appeal to have the best E3fu
>>341353914
Probably that pedo that worked for Nintendo international that is/was a literal whore on the side.
>>341336580
Underrated post.
>>341353914
>>341353190
Learn about the extension and archives. Then you could see it for yourself.
>>341353401
>the japanese are so efficient and advanced that they've created a special coding system for easy perusal of their top-quality porn
They give us so much, and we give them nothing
>>341335437
Kojimbo
No homo
>>341335437
Where's the giantess nigger?
>>341354420
I know it's amazing
>>341354467
Should have spoilered if you didn't want to get banned, baka. Mods and janitors are going to be on your ass now.
>>341335437
I pick Conan O'Brien
>>341354616
it doesn't matter anymore,they do it for free
>>341335437
>"Hello everyone! ...i'm back!"
>>341349727
A NAME PLS
>>341355226
Alanah pearce iirc
>>341337598
Kojima is my waifu, would stay up late at night and talk about weird game ideas with.
>>341344425
Did she really wear that?
>>341354825
>>341342761
>>341346113
>>341337153
Kojima made Phantom Pain to deal with the crisis he felt after having intensive plastic surgery after a brainwashed Hideo scarred his face before having to mercy kill him.
That's why he now looks better.
That's why his game is incomplete, he lost his other half.That's why pic related is cradling a baby that disappeared. The baby is innocent Hideo. And the cuffs signify the lost link, the Phantom Pain he felt after losing his beloved Hideo.
Joosten tried to cheer him up, going to trips with him, but it doesn't work.
Kojima walked ahead of the lights because he now lives in darkness, never able have happiness reach him.
His life is a sad pottery.
>>341355987
It's shopped, anon. The text doesn't conture properly.
>>341335849
för helvete
>>341356128
I wouldn't be surprised if it was something like this.
>>341335437
Whose the guy on the right
he's kind of cute, huh?
>>341335849
Wait, what the fuck? Wasn't Gus fucking smashed with Funhaus during E3?
>>341349645
she looks like she would have a great b o o t y, it's just her shirt is too flowey and loose and obstructs her a s s
easy
>>341357193
Theres no saving that anon. Shes all hips
>>341357595
Yeah there is damn it
Squats will make her ass perfect
>the way how her ass sinks in when you look at her directly
kinda hot, the reverse is also hot, when you can see the ass on the side when they got a whole lot of meat behind there
>>341339914
Carmack was at E3? What did he present?
Is there anywhere I can find the names of Treehouse employees? I want to find out the name of that english speaking Japanese chick playing zelda on their live stream for reasons
>>341338479
>>341344360
>>341344676
>yellow teeth, dead fish eye
why tho
>>341349727
Why do people find Alanah attractive?
Shes pretty annoying, and not because shes Australian.
>>341349727
i want her to slap me on the face
>>341358168
10/10 face and hair
Yesterday's thick thread wus gud.
>>341358124
her tits are exploding out her bra in her blue shirt
>>341358168
>>341358775
link to it senpai
>>341337507
Audrey
>>341358919
https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/341064475/
>>341344227
>>341357193
>>341357742
you see it too, don't you, my brothers?
i thought i may have been the only one in this thread...
>>341359343
my eternal thanks lad, last fap before I catch my flight
>>341359360
We all see it brother, we all see it.
>>341349727
She's beautiful except for that stupid/ugly fuggin' hair. uggg...what a damn shame and a horrible fashion "trend"
>>341336580
max payne was never a paki
>>341359308
>tablet
Triggered
>>341357892
Her name is Chiko Bird (for real).
Good luck finding anything.
>>341359371
>fapping at an airport
Blowing your load before blowing up the plane?
Thighs made for breeding.
>>341360376
no, blowing my load home before I catch a flight, I still got 5 hours to go
>>341335437
>implying you wouldn't rub her with shekels
>>341336580
Kek'd hard m8
>>341349496
Sounds like you're describing yourself, actually
>>341335437
NINTENDO MEGA MILK
>>341338479
Best girl. What's her name? Where can I find more photos of her?
>>341335437
Hideo forever and ever
>>341362812
sauce.
>>341362989
>doesn't know he can google image search
>>341349727
Who kneeds them anyway
>>341363121
Google only give me deadpool and asuka pics.
>>341363121
Google image search is dog shit since they removed the safe=off thing
>Ctrl+F
>"Jade"
>"Her game" just in case
Are you guys gay or what?
>>341362989
Shadbase
>>341335437
Will take the left one, one in the middle looks like my ex, I need something different, seems like a cunt.
>>341338479
Looks like Dec as a woman.
>>341362757
What the hell
>>341362812
Please give source or more Audrey porn.
>>341362989
>>341364768
http://ss-thirtyfour.tumblr.com/
This guy did it in one of the threads.
>no Morgan Webb
step it up, faggots
>>341364819
>No uncensored version
JUST
>>341361232
She's made to get raped.
>>341335437
>>341335849
dem massive tits hnnng
>>341364976
She was pretty cute
>>341365409
What is about thick thighs that makes them so amazing?
>>341346843
she looks kinda like hannah minx in that shot
>>341366370
I want them around my neck
I want them on my face
I want them crushing/squeezing my thorax when she sits on my dick kissing me while pressing her boobs against my chest, crossing her arms across my shoulders and seeing the sadistic joy in it
I want them everywhere on my body
>>341346594
I thought Chyna died...
>>341335437
>tits
>hips
or
>Weeb Jobs
>>341366760
hips
ihsp
pihs
spih
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZ3vf60U2_0
>>341365354
Happy Birthday.http://oi63.tinypic.com/4r5f0i.jpg
>>341335849
I want her to sit on my face plzzzzzzzzzzzz
>tfw I missed the delete image
What was it, guise?
>>341367469
You really want to know?boards.fireden.net/v/thread/341335437/#q341336724
>>341362757
two nukes weren't enough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZ3vf60U2_0
Have fun
>>341367707Why..?
>>341367074
I need to waifu her so much. ;;
>>341366572
what happened to hanna?
Is she kill?
>>341338759
TERRAFLOP
O
D
D
>>341367916
Someone is doing God's work.
Any porn actress that look like Audrey Drake?
>>341367074
>>341367916
Can someone make this of >>341338479
>>341341036
>only furry and sjw will pick Based Kojima
ftfy
>>341358124
More like Minecraft Thick amirite?
audrey underrated factor: delicious fetishy lace gloves. perfect for titjob+blowjob+handjob combo
minecraft-chan underrated factor: dose eyes
muh fuckin dik
>>341336136
Who is Keegan Michael Key trying to fool with that beard?
Her in the shower after I've forcefully taken her from behind.
Minecraft lady has nice hips.
>>341335437
Sam ofc
>>341369314
You banged her through her jeans? Pretty hardcore.
>>341335437
duh kojima. like this was ever a fucking question
>>341367916
MEGA MILK IS REAL.
and you faggots wonder why everyone thinks the gaming community is a bunch of misogynistic shitheads
fucking pathetic
>>341335437
I would love to suffocate under mega milks tits there on the left, but Kojimas boy pussy is too hard to resist.
Mamma Mia! Audrey looks so cute with blonde hair.
Best grill coming through.
>>341368992
I want audrey to give me a reverse titfuck so I can feel her delicious tongue licking my balls as I cum all over her tits and gloves
>>341367469
>>341367707
>>341367970
That was a huge load of cum.
>>341370296
>finding cute girls attractive is bad
and you faggots wonder why everyone thinks the sjw community is a bunch of limpdick crybabies
fucking pathetic
>>341337015
>>341336880
>>341337149
What was it?
>no chiko
Fucking degenerates
>>341370937
>sees a girl on tv with above average breats
>uhhhhhh im gonna cum
>>341335437
Sony wins again.
>>341371238
hey, some of people here are pretty secluded and might suffer from social anxiety. why are you making fun of their mental issues? you should be more supportive
>>341371147
He cam on his screen with the nintendo girl there
Even thou E3 was shit at least I got to experience how pathetic Nintendo fans are firsthand
comedy fucking gold
>>341335437
NinTITTIES obviously!
>>341335437
isn't it obvious
>>341371391
anyone got a link to it?
>>341335437
Husbando: Kojima
Waifu: Aisha
>>341371851
3D MEGA MILK CHAN
>>341368459
Audrey Bitoni?
>>341371851
>You will never cum on those titties
>>341371851
FAKE
>>341353401
I cant find it anon
>>341368459
Bella Maree maybe
>>341372037
You're an idiot... Just scroll up
>we didn't get slutfu this e3
Goddamnit Nintendo
>>341349727
She used to be hotter
>>341368992
That short hair makes me diamonds, too.
How much of a pleb would you have to be to not to make her your waifu?
>>341373295
what, a literal escort?
>>341373362
nice nose
>>341335437
Mmm, Kojima-san
You look so fine.
>>341373475
>you will never hire Maria Mint and make her talk dirty to you about how much of a slut she is
>>341335437
An attention whore, a faggot and a retard
Id rather be a virgin neckbeard loser. Sage this shit. Have some dignity. Oh wait its /v/
>No one has posted aisha tyler yet
>>341373708
Oh you
You can try to pretend you're surprised to be here, but you'll always be home here.
Nintendo won
>>341373873
Where do you think you are
>>341373936
They literally did for me, and I don't just mean in the waifu department.
I have little or no interest in anything anyone showed for the entire event except Zelda, which I now will probably buy an NX for on day 1.
>>341373697
I dunno senpai, the site is still up
>>341374110
Really? I thought she took it down when people start spreading around the evidence it was her?
Well I guess now I just need to become rich.
>>341367916
I really came
>>341374294
>250 bucks is rich
There's only one answer
>>341370739
She looks like a Dolmio advert there
>>341374472
250 gets you nothing mate, the full gfe is $1kwhich i'm saving up for
>>341374472
Senpai if I'm going to fly across the country for this bitch I'm not doing it for a quickie
>>341374772
>>341374923
I dunno if I could handle a full day, if her twitter feed is any indication of what conversing is like an hour might be best
Remember, Nintendo hired a hentai look alike
>>341368459
The best I could find was Whitney Stevens.
>>341375194
You could call any woman with dark hair and big tits a lookalike to a dark haired and big titted cartoon, anon.
>>341375937
she has her hair in the same exact hairstyle as well.
>>341368272
she was making videos with Seananers at one point I think that was when she peaked.
ouu kojima-sama don't stop coming
