Continued casual Nintendo Treehouse discussion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtZwAGNVjc0
OUTSIDE THE PLATEAU edition
Last thread >>341328275
first for audrey's cute chubby tum
Let's go
We're All Cucked Edition
holy shit it's big
>this map size
wew
LAKE!
ZORAS CONFIRMED?
>>341332587
>Those two pins are far as fuck
DAAAAAAMMMNNNN
the map is fuck huge
BILLS BACK IN CONTROL
TWO FUCKING PERCENT
>Plateau is less than 2%
Did I just hear that right? Holy shit!
DUNGEON FOOTAGE FUCKING WHEN?
>>341332718
Why live?
>>341332718
>https://twitter.com/GirlWhoIsSuper/status/675886954710347776
HNNNNNGGGGG
C H I K O is NOT for bullying!
Does Bill not do any translations anymore?
TWIN PEAKS LYNCH CONFIRMED SHELLY BEST GIRL SHELLY BEST GIRL SHELLY BEST GIRL
looks pretty good desu
Use the binoculars, Snake
Mark places and enemies with L1
>less than 2%
>OLD NES HYRULE CONFIRMED
>>341332891
Yes she is. She'll just bully you
>LESS THAN 2% SHOWN SO FAR
>Twin peaks
GUARDIAN TIME
OP's not a fag for making these continually ty
Is that supposed to be the Bridge of Eldin?
And jesus fuck this is huge, this area doesn't look quite as polished as the other area they showed but eh, they have months.
The world doesn't look as good as XCX's, but at least they still have a year to improve it.
I'm not asking it to be as beautiful as XCX since this zelda is more interactive, but sometimes it looks really rough.
>The enemy sniper
ACTION BILL
HOLY SHIT
THAT LASER CRAB
>tfw I realize I'm actually looking at what might very well be the BEST Zelda game of all time
It's hard to understand this.
This could actually dethrone OoT
>>341332718
She's going to take in a ton of dick tonight, and it won't be with any of you guys.
>>341332245
ALBW was pretty good
>see that game?
>you can't play it
>laser beam of death.
this looks awesome
>DEMO IS ONLY 2%
That castle in the distance, damn
What the hell is going on with Hyrule Castle?
How am I supposed to last until 2017? Goddammit Nintendo.
>>341332587
WHENS THE RELEASE DATE. PLEASE TELL ME BY DECEMBER
TOWNS AND CHARACTERS CONFIRMED LEFT OUT OF E3 VERSION
>mfw what we're looking at with this binocular-like vision would just be background/skybox in another game
>mfw we'll be able to just hop off and glide over there
TOWNS CONFIRMED!
TOWNS CONFIRMED
TOWNS CONFIRMED
That shot to the castle was fucking long
This picture is from April 16. Explains the poor fitting of her bra. She hasn't bought new ones after the enlargement yet.
DEMO IS ONLY E3 VERSION
TOWNS AND NPCS TO BE ADDED IN THE FINAL
>THERE ARE TOWNS IN THE GAME
>DURR THERES NO TOWNS GUYS
fucking retards btfo
TOWNS AND NPCS CONFIRMED
BILL CONFIRMED FOR /V/
>>341332891
she is going to be fired for being so hardcore passive aggressive during this show.
Internet bitches BTFO
>>341333307
>next march
im s sorry anon
>there are towns in the game
>once you get out into the world you'll met other people
Know what this looks like?
Remember in Wind Waker when you go under the water to Hyrule? Yeah, I think this is it before the big flood.
THERE ARE TOWNS AND PEOPLE
CONFIRMED
I love how everyones shitting on this and I'm just sitting here in love.
>>341333307sometime next year
>no spoilers
>towns removed for E3 demo
THE CONTENT NEVER ENDS
THIS MIGHT BE GOTYAY
>yfw you can dual wield the Goddess and Master Swords
>>341333307
march sorry anon
>>341333006
What did they say about twin peaks?
>>341333334
>>341333340
>>341333345
Towns-mind
>>341333461
Makes sense given the world size.
God damn I cannot wait
ZELDER
SCROLLS
>>341332967
its bigger than most MMO worlds. i mean i think it might be too much for a single player game.
>Of course. This is Zelda
I knew he was going to say that.
>towns
I'M DONE GUYS THIS GAME KEEPS GETTING BETTER
>>341332718
Reminder, that you can't be cucked, if you were never in relationship to begin with. You're just a regular sad fuck.
THAT YELLOW PIN
>>341333123
Will be his proudest fuck after reading all those internet comments.
>>341333106
Not really.
>demo is 2% of the whole game
>towns and NPCs confirmed
Where were you when Nintendo revealed the best Zelda of all time?
DAMN THAT MAP
What the fuck that land mark
>>341333678
Yes really.
THE MAP IS AS BIG AS HER TITS
>That yellow ping
Are they going to show anything else than Zelda for those of us who don't care about it?
holy shit
this shit is fucking massive
>>341333381
Please stop my heart can't take it anymore, shes perfect, my mind can't understand how women this perfect exist please I can't take it. NO
>>341333505
It seems mostly positive. I'm neutral but have made a couple of shit posts though.
>>341333771
Tomorrow has DQVII, Monster Hunter and #FE
>>341333557
They said that those mountains were from the original LoZ
Is this Anti-Aonuma? Its like the opposite of his design of Skyward Sword.
>>341333530
They're the same thing though?
>The huge ass traveling distance distance
>There's multiple different mounts and traveling options possible
>>341333748
HUGE TRACTS OF LAND
I'm thoroughly convinced NOA pulls the strings on Treehouse and forces them to censor. It would explain why #FE is also getting censored despite Treehouse not being involved. Because NOA is and has Atlus on a leash.
These sluts sure as fuck arent SJW, imagine if they actually got their way and had no restrictions.
CROSS THE BORDER BILL FUCK
So what are story theories for what's going on?
Based on the enemies and koroks, Im thinking post windwaker
So I reckon the great flood's finally subsided and link is rediscovering hyrule
>You don't have Wii U for this
This game looks awesome, but I really can't bring myself to buy a console for a single game.
This game looks legendary, what the fuck.
Also anyone got the Link vs Golem fight?
>>341333461
The whole reason that the great flood happened was because there was no Link. So it's impossible for this to happen before Wind Waker in the adult timeline.
Why are tehre no animals roaming around? It feels sooo empty
>says they're going to leave the plateau
>they're still there
>>341333685
I wish I could take her right there in that store
Just pull up her dress, reach around and grab her milk udders and fuck her bovine body like a piston
>>341333893
It will be an NX launch title, anon.
Might not be the most technically impressive game but depending on the story, bosses, etc. it could be candidate for game of the year or more.
>little to no shitposting
>everyone cumming their pants to new Zelda
>stream has been going strong for four hours
This...this is what I've been wanting. Real hype with /v/.
I'm so glad I could experience this with you faggots.
impressive
Updated hueg
link is literally spider man now.
>>341333747
Nah, not yet. Once the game is actually out maybe.
>>341332587
>temperature in F
D R O P P E D
>>341333967
it'sa ruse
>>341333852
Read his interviews and Iwata Asks for ALBW.
>>341333893
Just wait for more info about the NX. Plenty of time.
>>341333941
They spent an entire portion of this demo hunting shit.
>>341333967
They're not rushing it. Relax nigga.
>>341332860
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>341332882
I want to die
>>341333893
Wait to see how the NX fares then.
Guys, he placed a marker across the map and it was around that volcano. Sure it's big, but not that big. You fucks should stop setting yourselves up for disappointment.
>>341333858
>They're the same thing though?
Skyward Sword caused the sword to be time cloned.
There's the original Goddess Sword and the upgraded Master Sword in existence simultaneously.
>yfw shitposters tried to use no towns as an argument to call this game shit
>>341333792
See that mountain? You can climb it.
>>341333852
Aonuma seems to at least listen to bad fan reception unlike the faggots making Paper Mario.
>>341333941
They'll probably add more to the final version. There haven't been any horses in this build so far (and we know that horses are confirmed).
>>341333871
now I feel bad for fucking with the treehouse, but still fuck NOA
>>341334020
what in the fuck
>>341333893
HD WW, smash, bayo2, and kartan sold me on a wii u. HD TP and this is icing.
>>341333915
Senpai we've already seen the tree kokiri. This is almost definitely post flood.
>they've been walking around the map for a while
>not even a quarter of the whole circumference
>>341333979
fucking lewd anon. i like it.
>>341334000
>buying a Nintendo system at launch in this age
>Aonouma talking about enjoying getting lost
This is what I've been waiting for for a decade
>>341333979
>her
>>341333893
You probably won't have too by the time it releases.
http://cemu.info/
>>341334013
love you too fag
that map is confusing, why are there 2 screens in the picture?
>inb4 the world ends up being pretty normal, not too big and not too small
Stop hyping yourself up like retards and falling once more for the "HUGE WORLD" meme. It literally happens every fucking time.
>that quick sprint up the wall into climbing
>>341334049
>might very well
>might
No shit once it's out.
But right now all signs point to there actually being a POSSIBILITY of this dethroning OoT, that's what I'm saying.
I've watched this game for what, like 4 hours now? Maybe more. It looks amazing.
>>341334230
The poster I quoted claimed that it happened before the big flood, not after Wind Waker.
>>341333404
>being so hardcore passive aggressive during this show
examples?
>>341334172
>People didn't like the story in Super Paper Mario
>So for Sticker Star, we took out all the story!!
It's like a monkey paw
>>341333893
wait until it's released. wii u prices will hit rock bottom since nx will also be out by them
>>341334264
Is that some kind of joke? It's not like the price is going to drop. All that happens after launch is more games gradually come out. Even if there were literally no games at launch you're not improving your experience in any way by waiting to buy it.
>>341333852
Skyward Sword was meant to be the most linear experience possible in a Zelda game and make even the overworld like a dungeon full of puzzles and stuff. I thought it was a kind of cool experiment, but I like the overworld being more open more.
fuck this looks nice
>>341333871
Yep, that's how it works. You just do what your boss tells you to do, and the boss gets the requests from the developers. I don't understand how people can think that these translators would be able to fuck about with the game without any restraints and do what they want with it. That would piss so many developers off.
>>341333852
Iwata transferred his mind to Aonuma before dying. He is now Superior Aonuma.
>>341333893
By the time the game is out, wii u's will probably be 150 dollars and come with a free game. I can't believe how people act like the wii u has nothing.
>>341334338
To be fair, XCX was huge and well designed.
>>341334341
It's just so TECHNOLOGY
been watching for six hours straight soon, and im still hyped
>>341334163
>we didnt wanted to spoil the entire game!
>Tfw when there's still way more and the map size supports this
>>341333530
>>341334152
>When brought close to each other, the time paradox causes the swords to physically distort and warp around themselves, fusing them into a single sword that is simultaneously both and neither
>mfw Bill running along the edge of the plateau area
>literally edging us
>>341333461
Those tree creatures that exist in WW are here
They only existed because the flood happened in the first place, which means it's impossible for this to have happened before the flood, it can only be after
>tfw the WW world gets fucked up when WW Link leaves it
>Hyrule always gets screwed over when Link leaves
The more I see of it, it feels more and more like Dragon's Dogma for some reason...
I cant fucking wait to play this on the NX
>buy WiiU because cheap
>actually it have good games like MK8
>see this...
>thank mom for birthing me
>>341334163
I'm willing to bet they're just retarded. Some people need be told explicitly something is there, or else they get confused. They're the ones that dragged down the franchise, because Aonuma listened to these retards. They're the reason every Zelda had extensive tutorial segments, and other such handholding.
>wii u shitters will spoil the game for superior nx adopters
looks like im buying an NX for this
NINTENDO DID IT
sluts stop teasing and being lewd as soon as Bil and Aonuma are on-stage
>sluts stop teasing and being lewd as soon as Bil and Aonuma are on-stage
sluts stop teasing and being lewd as soon as Bil and Aonuma are on-stage
>sluts stop teasing and being lewd as soon as Bil and Aonuma are on-stage
sluts stop teasing and being lewd as soon as Bil and Aonuma are on-stage
>sluts stop teasing and being lewd as soon as Bil and Aonuma are on-stage
>>341334013
Most fun I've had in a while.
Love you too, you colossal fag.
>>341334567
It's the same release date for both though, no?
>>341334415
That was only from a tiny amount of surveys from club nintendo or whatever and it was "We didn't really care about the story" not "we hated it".
Post what you are gonna do first in this game
>>341333893
>Bayonetta 2
>Smash
>Hyrule Warriors
>Tropical Freeze
>Wind Wanker HD
>Pikmin
>Tri Ultimate
>MAAAARIOOOOO
These games will at least mean you won't be putting the system away for a year or two.
But yeah, I'd honestly just buy an NX, when it came out. Wii U's been a terrible console, and I'll probably skip the NX entirely unless there's a Zelda game that's exclusive to it
These past two Nintendo consoles have been letdowns in every way imaginable.
>Non linear
Noice
>that fucking shot of the map just now
hhhhHHHHUUUGGHHHH
I really hope the NX will have some better graphics.
I don't think its all that important, but I feel like this game deserves to look fucking beautiful
>Link is right-handed
>>341334476
I said it last thread: this may be the most TECHNOLOGY game of this gen.
>>341334654
climb that mountain
>>341334616
can't wrinke papa aunuma's face, now, can we?
>you can jump off and go to any area you want
>non-linear dungeon orders
GAME OF THE FUCKING YEAR 2017
PUT ME IN A YEAR-LONG COMA
>>341334567
sorry Wii U game is held hostage ala Twilight Princess
>>341333967
I thought they were just going to show the edge not leave
i'm jizzing
>>341334654
Explore for an entire week.
>>341334654
Try to bomb jump while riding the shield
>>341334623
>you will never develop your own cowgirl
give me one reason to live
>>341334654
I-I DONT KNOW
>>341333557
They mentioned twin peaks when talking about landmarks in the distance you could see. As in the literal 2 mountains right next to eachother.
this game looks bad for 2016
>jumping down at the wrong plsvr can put you in the middle of nowhere
high stakes confirmed
>>341332967
WEW
E
W
Let's think of the actual title of this game.
Okay we start with
Legend of Zelda
It has some Shadow of Colossus elements, so
Shadow of Zelda
It has Skyrim influences, so
The Elder Scrolls: Shadow of Zelda
It has Dark Souls influences, so
The Elder Scrolls: Shadow of Zelda Souls
What else folks?
>literally a running simulator
Reminder
>>341334772
Not Link. They're pulling a MGSV. Zelda brainwashed into thinking she is the legendary hero so she can save him from Ganon.
MAKE THE JUMP, BILL
>>341333893
Looks like it will be Wii U first, and then NX whenever that is released.
The Wii U is well worth it though. Especially if you never had a Wii.
They'll probably reveal the NX some time this year, and if it isn't backwards compatible, which it almost certainly is not. Then you might as well get a Wii U.
You can play both Xenoblades on it. Tropical Freeze. Splatoon. Metroid Prime Trilogy. The Last Story. AndRodea.
Among other games. It's honestly not that bad.
>>341334654Die multiple times trying to figure out how things work.
>>341334868
2017
Meanwhile its long i guess it will be ok.
see that volcano, you can climb it
But can I get different swimming trunks for Link? What about different underwear in general?
>>341334772
It's because they're using the L and R buttons for sword and shield. Dark Souls pretty much set the standard.
>>341334654
Hylain Heat run. No equipment but weapons
>>341334654
cook a lot
>>341334338
You can literally discover all of this. Compare it to the tiny area that they spent hours in today.
>>341334616
No, actually, they just removed the sluts from the room completely.
They're waiting the greenroom to suck Aonuma and Miyamoto's dicks when this whole thing is done.
>>341334912
ssx
>>341334654
za warudo a rock and climb it
>>341334654
Stasis lock sword throws. Or just >>341334836
>>341334654
GET ... L O S T
>>341335010
i want to sniff link's stinky underwear!
>>341334780
>those droplets of sweat coming off Link while he climbs
>>341334912
Tony Hawk's The Elder Dogma Shadow of Metal Souls: Downhill Jam of the Cooking Xenomama Chronicles Gear Solid II Turbo HD Remix
>>341334912
>Dragon's Dogma
The Elder Scrolls: Dragon's Shadow of Zelda Souls
>They're still at the same area
GODDAMN IT BILL
>>341334654
Find a shrine and get a coolass power, and then just mess around with it. Fucking magnets.
JUMP, FAGGOT, JUMP
AAAHHHHHH
MY
D I C K
I
C
K
A literal bokoblin treehouse!
>>341335032
Kraftwerk
Ftfy
>>341335114
Well... alright, that sounds good
you better go right to death mountain when you get the glider and are done with the plateau, /v/
>>341335114
I CANT BREATHE
>>341335112
webm please ;_;
world is empty lads
no cities
no npcs
IT'S EMPTY
>>341334912
Xenoblade X for map size
Cooking mama also
a good Heaping of Tony hawk, also
>>341334413
the time sam brought up the yellow hearts/extra hearts and chico basically shot him down. in a passive aggressive way. easily could have talked about it since she ate that type of food but basically told him "no bitch we are going to talk about that later not now" "oh so its a secret for now?" "no you faggot, its not a secret, i just dont want to talk about it right now, got a problem with that?" "o-oh k."
it wasnt with just him either.
>>341334951
To be fair the Zelda II overworld wasn't real time combat.
>>341335125
You left out Farcryrule
>>341335018
OK, but how much of it is going to be full of nothing but grass, open space, and a few pointless enemies?
>>341335302
calm down, they haven't even left the beginner's plateau yet
>>341335114
We need an edit of this.
>>341334973
Anything Mario was pretty decent too, mario maker was dope, all 3D Mario's were definitiely worth playing.
Kirby Yarn and Bayonetta 2, oh and Smash.
Listen, I get you guys are getting into the hype, I think it looks good too.
BUT
STOP
FALLING
FOR
OVERLY
LARGE
OPEN WORLD MEME
If this demo is representative of the entirety of that map, you're going to get bored before exploring 5% of it. It's nothing but climbing, collecting materials, and some bokoblins so far
>nintendo btfo the rest of e3
>still nearly a full year before we can play this game
>>341335302
(You)
>>341335018
wait this actually makes the map smaller. the one in the background is zoomed in.
>>341335302
>no cities
>no npcs
>he doesn't know
>>341335302
They already confirmed there's towns and NPC's, stop being an idiot.
GUYS I'm really worried.
This is their first time doing something like this. So there's no way they can nail everything first try, something just has to go wrong.
But I WANT this game to be fucking perfect. I feel like it just "deserves" it. I may be getting tricked by the hype, but fuck me it's a good feel
>>341335404
No idea, depends on how FUN Aonuma finds exploration
>>341333646
>too much
I'd rather have Daggerfall-scale game worlds than what modern open-worlds have been giving us
Here's the absolute deal breaker, deciding whether this game is a 0/10 or a 10/10
Does this game have fishing? And by fishing I mean fish having different lengths and weight, so that you can be autistic and try to spend days catching the BIGGEST rare fish you can find and then gloat about it.
This is important
>>341335302
Idiot. There are those things they're just not showing them at E3 because they don't want to ruin the story. It's been stated HUNDREDS of times.
I wonder if the reason it's taking so long is because of all the fucking combos the testers have to do. Ninty is known for their batshit thorough testing and I haven't seen any bugs during this stream, which is pretty impressive for a game of this scope
![tumblr_ml28j2DsRn1qzmfgzo1_400[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/iunoW5r.gif "tumblr ml28j2DsRn1qzmfgzo1 400[1]")
>>341334654
>get stasis rune rune
>cut down a tree
>use rune on tree and build up kinetic energy
>hop on trunk before it launches
>ride off into the sun set
>>341335302
Weren't you lisening? They confirmed towns and npcs outside of the intro bit
>>341335114
& KNUCKLES
>>341335302
Bill said they wanted the demos to focus on the exploration aspect
Towns are confirmed
>>341335339
I'm just sick of playing in a dinky corner of an empire than spanned 2 continents.
>>341335445
i would be severely disappointed if those tits are fake
>>341334912
Zelda Gear Dogma Souls: Shadow of Skyrim Sword
>>341335114
where the animal crossing at
>>341334912
The Zelda Scrolls: Legend of the Soulossus
>>341335459
I feel like not delaying it for the NX would be a mistake. Wii U is already on its death bed so no reason to try and save it.
>>341335452
Zelda maps were always empty.
>>341335302
>He didn't hear what Bill said at all
This is the E3 build which has no towns
>>341335561
Fucking lost it
>>341335515
they showed off fishing earlierwith bombs
>>341335515
It's zelda.
have they really been playing zelda for over 5 hours? they havent shown anything new
>>341335114
Featuring Dante of the Devil May Cry series
>>341335515
You can throw bombs into the water to fish, haven't seen rod fishing
I've been at work all day, are there any videos of highlights from the streams? Right now they're just climbing mountains or some shit and it doesn't look all too thrilling. How do they encourage you to explore the world?
>>341335515
You can shoot fish with a bow, throw bombs in the water, or spear them.
I assume you can fish normally later in the game considdering the entire crafting hardon they have. And get rare fish like that.
>Shivering Link
:3
>>341334912
Tony Hawk's The Elder Dogma Shadow of Skyrim Souls: Downhill Jam of the Cooking Xenomama Chronicles
>>341335469
All parts are scaled properly, obviously you can zoom in in the map menu in-game
>>341335614
jesus
>>341335490
first tries almost always bring the best results
>>341335445
How is she so perfect? I'm crying, I will never get a girl like her...
>>341335549
Please tell me this is possible, the boulder launch bit was fucking awesome.
>>341335515
If TP had it 10 years ago why the fuck not?
With all this TECHNOLOGY I'd be surprised.
>>341335452
If it's like past Zelda games then the meat of the game will be the dungeons. The overworld being this good is just a bonus.
I wonder how much Gerstmann is sperging right now
>>341335302
>IT'S EMPTY
Just how I want it. I WANT to explore vast distances and have to find special little out of the way places instead of having everything be crowded with useless shit.
>>341335114
SOMEONE DO THIS REEE
>before we get a look at a few other things
THEY'RE
STILL
NOT
FINISHED
>>341335302
I see you found the guaranteed way to get free (you)'s.
>Far Cry magic GPS human-tracking binoculars
>>341335490
They had help from monolith, who are god damn top tier at large world
I doubt it will be perfect, but i got good confidence it,s gonna be alright
WHERE IS THE FUCKING WEBM OF THAT BOSS FIGHT
>>341335803
not with that attitude anon
>>341335515
It has Dynamite Fishing.
>>341335842
It's like these people never played SoTC.
>>341335404
probably no more since that small part was the "great plateau".
How do I avoid constantly masturbating to Audrey's humongous milk bags?
I already fapped twice I'm gonna be raw if I keep going but whenever someone posts her I get hard
>>341335434
>>341335460
>>341335473
>>341335478
>>341335540
>>341335557
>>341335563
>>341335563
>>341335635
>>341335842
>>341335876
>no guise, trust me, the world is not empty, this is JUST the first zone
will this be goty?
>>341335685
OPEN WORLD
Really, there hasn't been much.
>>341335452
I'm with you, man. But to be fair, there are enough actions and technology to at least make traveling interesting. I would hope there is more content like they promise. Also, it might be one of those things where more enemies litter the map as the game progresses.
>>341335490
Splatoon was Nintendo's first attempt to do a third person shooter and they nailed it perfectly.
EMPTY AS FUCK.
>>341335515
With all the cooking in the game, it wouldn't make sense to not include fishing.
>every other company has an elaborate choreographed showing of their coming video games and vr technology
>Nintendo shows up with 6 hours of Zelda and a nice pair of tits
>they win E3
>>341335979
this
>>341336013
stop having such low standards
>>341335725
Bonus Content Includes: Batman
>>341336013
you're gonna have a field day when you discover pornography
>>341335331
probably nothing will happen. I remember in one of the stream a couple of years back one of them said nigga live
SOMEONE GET READY TO MAKE SHIELSURFING WEBM
PLS
PLS
>>341336029
Here's the shitposters. Sorry guys, can't have threads about popular games on /v/ without them
>>341335114
I'M ON IT
>OFF THE PLATEAUUUUUUUUU
SEE THAT MOUNTAINYOU CAN CRIMB IT
>>341336029
>I want another skyrim with a town every 50 meters
>>341336118
>that bra outline
stop making me fap
SHIELD
SURFING
HOLD YOUR HORSES
BILL
OFF THE PLATEAU SOON
>>341335725
>>341336143
>>341335114
& Knucles
>>341336268
there was already one
I'll actually really miss having a companion able to comment on all the enemies and items I find.
It was actually really fun to have an observational commentary and lore trivia to everything you find.
I hope the gamepad/slate/book has a glossary monster codex of some kind for each enemy you've scanned or something.
>>341336296
GO BASED ANON
BILL THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN
rekt
>>341335445
I will never clink glasses with her and talk about her cute dogs and loosen her up then take off my shoe and play footsie with her bare foot, eventually I win the foot wrestling and it moves to her favorite place to travel and my foot brushes her thigh, then the conversation moves toward favorite foods and her foot goes into my crotch and we kiss lustily. Then someone she knows comes up and says hi and I blush because I can't stand up and she giggles at me and I bashfully shake her friends hand.
Then her friend leaves, we take a pause to have a bite to eat and then a few moments later we both start uncontrollably giggling while everyone in the restaurant stares at our perfect love jealously and rolls their eyes.
>>341335810
I hope. shit would be so cash
>>341336120
nope
SHIELDSURFING BOYS
>>341336120
>Nintendo discovered the perfect formula to win the E3
>6 hours of cheer gameplay and a good pair of tits
Im surprised no one thought of that before
>>341336196
what? when?
>>341336367
GOTY Edition
>dying in zelda
what a shitter
HO
LEE
FUCK
THAT VIEW
>>341336029
>>341335302
STOP HOARDING ALL THE (You)S
FUCK
LEAVE SOME OF THEM FOR US!
>NEW ARMOUR
>NEW HAIRSTYLE
Yeah, I'll ski off the cliff. What of it?
Not gonna lie this looks awesome
>HAIRSTYLES CONFIIIRMED
>>341336376
Fi is garbage
CHANING YOUR HAIR CONFIRMED?
LOOK AT ALL THAT NOTHINGNESS
Grand Canyon confirmed
>>341335743
Shrines, hunting and there seems to be outposts and treasures
LINK CUSTOMIZATION CONFIRMED
DIFFERENT HAIRSTYLES
OUT OF PLATEAUEUE NOW
ANTINEWZELDAFAGSBTFO
>snowboards immediately off a cliff and breaks his legs
BILL
>>341336601
We Witcher now
The hell is link wearing?
>bill cant snowboard
No wonder why we will never get a new 1080 avalance
>LINK HAIRSTYLING CONFIRMED
FASHION
WE LEGEND OF FASHION?
>>341336296
TY BASED ANON
>>341336557
M A D M A N
hairstyles confirmed
>THAT SNOWBOARDING
Man that verticality
>fucking HUGE desert/canyon space
>nothing visible
I can tell how you get a map that large.
Is that a pompadour?
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT VIEW
MUSIC CONFIRMED
>>341336120
>Nintendo just shows gameplay
Holy fuck I can't wait. I thought this E3 was going to be trash again with all of the trailers being little more than commercials. Why can't all companies just show gameplay instead of their cinematic garbage
we need a webm of this paragliding shit
THIS FUCKING GAME
>Paragliding into snowboarding
STEEP BTFO
GERUDO VALLEY CONFIRMED
GLIDING INTO SNOWBOARDING
200% RAD
>snowboarding into glider
aaaaaa
>>341336029
Actually I was arguing that it's good it feels so empty.
Here's your (you) though. Be sure to read my post this time, please.
Is this GTA6?
>>341336376
Here we fucking go. I knew this would happen. Every FUCKING time
EMPTY
NOTHING TO DO
>>341336636
Gerudo Valley
>shield snowboarding
I will spend hours doing this and nothing else
>>341336432
Fuck, man, find someone. You can do it!
I hope someone made a .webm of that snowboard and gliding
>Just a few seconds of beautiful music
FUCK
I NEED MORE OF IT
>>341336608
She is because she interrupted you all the damn time. But the optional commentary was nice.
PARAGLIDING WHILE STYLING CONFIRMED
>snowboard to paraglider
Mario Kart predicted this
STEEP BTFO
HORSE COMBAT!
well, looks like I don't need to get steep anymore
>>341335302
(you),(you)
>>341336296
HOLY SHIT
HORSE
>>341335979
>boss fight
It was more Link getting decked
THESE FLAME EFFECTS
MY DICK
EPONA
Holy shit that trickshot.
HOLY SHIT!!!
Dat epona
NINTENDO BTFO EVERYONE
>>341336917
need a webm senpaitachi
>>341336792
fucking kek
MILES AND MILES OF...
NOTHING
>>341336376
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
HYRULE SNOWBOARDING
>make fire to ride on hot air
holy fuck i love this
HOOO
LEEEE
FUUUUCCCCKKk
>jump of horse to parasail up a thermal to critical shot
HOLY SHIT
>using the updraft
HYPE
The savior of open world games.
THE GUARDIAN ACTUALLY FOLLOWS YOU
YOU'LL HAVE ACTUAL OPEN FIELD BATTLES THAT ALMOST ONESHOT YOU
HOLY SHIT I LOVE IT
>burning grass makes updrafts
technology
THAT KILLSHOT
UNF
UNNNNNNNFFFFFFFFFFF
PILOTWINGS
that fucking updraft
goddamn, that fight looked great.
FIRE CREATES UPDRAFTS
FUCK
>shooting exploding arrows from horseback at overworld boss
>flipping off horse, using updraft from explosions, and shooting boss in slowmo
AAAAAAAAA I'M COMING
>>341336968
HE CLIMBED THE FUCKING BOSS BEFORE HE WAS DARK SOULED
RYUU GA WAGATEKI WO KURAU
nice qte
>>341336956
>that hint of tummy
HNNNNNNNNG
>That dismount, para glide and arrow shot
HOLY SHIT
Snow & Air gliding at the same time!
This fucking game!
PLAY OF THE FUCKING GAME!
>>341337040
GREAT SEA: GREEN EDITION
HOLD UP
>People saying this won E3
Its pretty fucking cool so far, but this is the only game even coming out on the WiiU.
NOTHING TO DO. NOTHING TO DO. MILES AND MILES OF NOTHING.
>>341337032
What do you think senpaitachi means? Stop using words you dont know, even ironically
>>341337040
>I WANT A TOWN AND CASTLE EVERY 10 METERS THAT'S MUCH BETTER
They don't show towns yet, only terrain
Is there something else to do...other than walk?
ITS OVER
NINTENDO FUCKING DID IT
Please let me do tricks while shieldsurfing, it's not worth shit if you can't at least kickflip or tailgrab
>HORSEBACK INTO SAILCLOTH INTO SLOW-MO BOW KILL
MY HYPES ARE MOVING ON THEIR OWN
>>341336491
it was one of the Bayonetta 2 streams. I think when they were show off the mechI probably only noticed because I'm black
I don't know about this guys.
The world just looks empty as fuck. It looks dead
>>341336885
Thanks anon I am feeling lonely today, I just had to let it out with some retarded fan fiction. I know if I improve myself someone special will come, happy that someone out there cares.
Best of luck in your love life as well!
>>341337198
all the resources for other WiiU games went into this
THE BOSS BATTLES ARE GOING TO BE SO CASH
>>341336917
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsIGkiXHO2A
>>341337198
It won E3 simply for having live gameplay
>>341336956
more more more more
somebody webm the paragliding near the end plz
>>341336859
>>341337041
Giving optional extra info was the only good thing fi did
Legend of Zelda: WRYYYYYYYY edition.
>>341337307
Yeah, this is worrying me. Reminds me of Ocarina of Time's Hyrule Field.
THIS BRINGS A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO SWORD AND BOARD
>>341337040
>>341337191
>Implying this is a bad thing
>>341337307
No it doesn't. It looks gigantic and realistic.
There should be big stretches between cities and castles.
Having some POI every 10 meters is cancer
>there is a lot more waiting for you
Please Understand
>>341337279
ha, I'll have to check out an unedited stream then.
best game evar
SHRINES OFF THE PLATEAU INCOMING
>>341337307
>Not wanting to go on a comfy adventure
>>341337198
w-we got p-paper mario, too
EMPTY AS FUCK BECAUSE IT'S JUST AN E3 DEMO YOU DUNCE MOTHER FUCKERS
>>341337443
Dead meme
>>341337239
Did you see that arid region when Link was gliding? Of course not. It's fucking empty.
WE'RE GOING FURTHER OFF THE PLATEAU BOYS
>>341337206
Chill man. 4chan fucked up my words, that's why
>>341336956
I was waiting for some webms. Thanks, guy.
>>341337401
perfection
>OFF THE PLATEAU SHRINE ADVENTURES
NICE
>>341337272
So are mine oni-chan. So are mine.
>>341337068
that's GTA IV tier physics
Nintendo fucking won
>>341337272
ANON
HE RODE THE UPDRAFT FROM THE FIRE THAT HE CREATED IN FRONT OF IT.
FUUUUUUUCCCCKKKK
>>341337307
Should've shown a city, it looks retardedly huge, but we've not seen anything other than empty hugeness.
>more shrines
>release date next year
HOW MUCH ARE THEY GOING TO TEASE US WITH?
muh dick
>>341337307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdAtI0MbFEg
OFF PLATEAU GAMEPLAY
So just to confirm, it's been literally nothing but the new Pokemon and Zelda, right?
>>341337040
Would you honestly rather the game map was a measly single square kilometer like in older games?
You probably threw a fit when getting from one place to the next in WW took, god forbid, a WHOLE MINUTE of sailing.
>>341337307
Better than LITERALLY THE SKY WITH SOME ROCKS
>>341337307
Stream so far showed that there's a lot of things to do, so I wouldn't worry.
>>341337460
>Reminds me of Ocarina of Time's Hyrule Field.
When's the last time you played OoT.
The field is relatively small, everything's pretty close
>You are not there right now playing the new Zelda
>>341337406
If that's all it takes for you, then you're a nintendrone.
NINTENDO KEEPS BANGING THE COMPETITION WORSE THAN 6 SOMALIANS BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF ONE KID FROM FINLANDS JESUS CHRIST IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>>341337307
>Literally the first thing you are told is that the world has degenerated
>Game is called breath of the wilderness and is about the struggle for survival in a dying world
>"Why is it so dead!"
>>341337532
C'mon Anon, we both know how this is going to go.
I bet they don't even have fishing holes.
>people actually want the game to look like a clusterfuck with a city or something else of interest every few steps
Didn't you learn anything?
>>341337532
Most E3 demos get downgraded. By your logic this game is going to get even worse.
>>341337553
no it didn't. what did you mean to say instead?
DOES ANYONE HAVE A WEBM OF THAT JUMP OF THE HORSE TO SHOOT THAT GUARDIAN?
so what'sthe release date
>>341337628
Correct
>>341337479
>It looks gigantic and realistic.
You know that gigantic and realistic isn't exciting?
Good level design, that's what's exciting. If i want to get bored traversing a plain full of.. nothing, i'd just go outside. Why do you fags want your games to be """realistic"""
>>341337628
Yup
>>341337628
Yeah
>>341337628
Tomorrow's stream:
>Dragon Quest VII
>#FE
>Monster Hunter Generations
>Pokemon GO
>New Mario Party
>Color Splash
>>341337462
>>341337307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzxHzfvA1sI
>>341337628
Today yes, more games tomorrow
>>341336920
CUTE
>literally all we fucking saw was content for hours on end from one tiny slither of a zone that wasn't even fully explored
>LE EMPTY GAME, DEAD GAME
???
>>341337594
Hope we get a real city. This world does look legitimately big. Not expecting a Novigrad, but hoping it's better than a Skyrim city.
>>341337628
Yep, Supposed to be Zelda all day. But, I gotta admit, the game looks like it's shaping up really well.
>>341337590
that's not how physics work
>>341337198
I'd say it looks like the best game of E3.
I think Recore and Spider-Man are the next most interesting looking ones
>>341337307
They just said on stream that NPCs and towns weren't in the E3 version
>>341337654
I fucking loved the sailing in WW. It was veryatmospheric.
>>341337628
Yes.
Tomorrow they'll show off other games.
All that's left I need to have is Midna back or some sort of traveling to her realm.
AND DRAGONS.
I WANT BIG FUCKING DRAGONS TO FIGHT AND TO RIDE ON.
>>341337628
So far. They're going to show more stuff tomorrow, but it's just third party games and stuff we already know about like #FE.
>>341337401
Let me help ya, anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3bSpkMyorA
>>341337724
I WANT TO BELIEVE, ANON
>>341337772
Federation farce?
>BAAA WHY ISN'T THE MAP LITTERED WITH GREY POINTS OF INTEREST AND NPC QUESTS AAAAA EMPTY AS FUCK SHIT GAME ;_;
>>341337771
>>341337770
>>341337759
Ok.
>>341337772
>>341337806
Sounds like I'll be checking it out tomorrow then. Thanks /v/.
>>341336882
>>341336930
>>341336931
>>341337185
With a big world to traverse it really is important to keep the simple act of actually travelling fun. And I don't want to speak too soon, but they've might have actually done it.
Be it riding, gliding, surfing, or even climbing. It actually looks fun to just travel.
>>341337936
Fed Farce not confirmed yet.
>>341337654
Sailing was awful. Never touching Wind Waker again because of it.
all you webm makers are the real mvp
>>341337307
Did you miss the part where they said that they wouldn't visit towns and npcs earlier?
>>341337743
snowboard kids minigame pls nintendo
>>341337694
any of the other companies had live gameplay they would have won. sadly, they didnt
Need webm of that Guardian fight please.
Or at least the finish!
>>341337307
This style could be interesting, literally every boss fight is memorable, almost everything can kill you but encounters are rare, you need to forage for everything you can to survive the rare but difficult fights.
>>341337703
Wow yeah, they're fucking geniuses! The game is dead and empty with nothing to do except kill a camp of 3 Moblins every 2 km2 on purpose, so it's fantastic! Woooow Nintendo i love your cock
>>341333815
....augmentation
>>341337590
Damn I missed it. Did someone Webm it?
>>341337743
>Nintendo made a better skiing game than Ubisoft's SO REAL mountain death sim sponsored by Red Bull™ and GoPro™
>>341337772
>>New Mario Party
Is it too late to hope that it goes back to being good?
>>341337628
Today, but tomorrow we're getting those DQ games on the 3DS, FE#. Paper Mario, and some other stuff I think. There was a post about it a few threads ago but I didn't cap it.
>being chased by a boss through the overworld
>create a fire in front of a boss
>jump off the horse
>use the updraft from that fire to float up
>shoot the boss in its weak spot for massive damage
GOTYAY
JUST walk simulator
B R A V O
>>341338006
dude. just go back on the Youtube stream.
>>341334636
Thought Wii U version came out a month or two earlier.
New thread
![Cole_Thomas_Roman_Campagna_1843[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GqhMIY6.jpg "Cole Thomas Roman Campagna 1843[1]")
>no appreciation for desolate landscapes
Plebians.
Sonic amiibo should unlock Crush 40 music for boarding segments!
>>341337772
So the only thing worth watching is Dragon Quest.
I want Chiko to whisper japanese words in my ears
So would actually call it an RPG? The stats system of weapons seems to really imply it. Though I haven't seen any leveling.
>>341338110
I want one I can easily share with people.
>>341337849
>>341337594
They removed cities/NPCs from the E3 version to avoid spoiling people
REQUESTING SCREENCAP OF MAP
>>341338015
Having a bad day, shitposter-kun?
A big problem I had with Twilight Princess was the world being pretty empty with nothing to do. Now they made the world 10x bigger than that game with nothing to do. Looks like it'll get old really fast unless there's Majora's Mask like side quest in this game. They'd be the saving grace.
>>341338069
It's for 3DS.
Keep your hopes rock bottom.
>>341338069
It's for 3DS.
Press release says no car confirmed and players will all take their turns simultaneously. No footage yet, we'll see it tomorrow.
>>341337772
>>Pokemon GO
I'm actually really interested to see that. Curious if they're gonna be sitting down or waking all around E3 to use it since its a mobile app.
>>341338095
Bill just wanted to show off in front of the world how much better he is at videogames than all of his employees
that one guy left
someone else make a new audrey cowtit thread
>>341337836
>Collect some mushrooms
>see some bokoblins
>GUYS THAT WAS TOTALLY HOURS OF CONTENT, THE WORLD IS JAM PACKED!
>>341337502
if I remember right, I think it was on Nintendo's official channel. I remember going through the comments and I don't think anyone else noticed. look for their official footage at the time
>>341337739
Nintendo games always get upgraded between E3 and release: Mario Kart 8, 3D World, Star Fox Zero, A Link Between Worlds, etc.
Yes, yes
The world is HUGE i get it
But what's the point when it's just a huge fucking world full of emptiness? If that's what "open world" means i'd rather have intricate level design from previous games
I'm really not trying to hate but this looks fucking worrying. The fact that you can even traverse such large disatances without coming across anything at all
>>341338281
>>341338292
>Press release says no car confirmed and players will all take their turns simultaneously.
Well, that's a step in the right direction I suppose.
Whose fucking bright idea it was to remove minigames from mario party should be fired and then set on fire.
>>341338338
You can stop being angry at not having the game. Nobody faultsz you personally
>>341338338
I'm sorry they won't spoil the entire game for you
>>341338313
a (you) for me
WHAT IS THE SURPRISE THEY TOLD US TO STAY TUNED FOR?
IS IT ZELDA?
>>341338292
It better have some fuckin online.Pirating it either way.
>>341338292
>players will all take their turns simultaneously
That's terrible
>>341338309
That wasn't bill playing, bill sucks
New thread
>>341338540
>>341338540
>>341338540
>All these literal faggots that have never played SoTC
>Have absolutely no understanding of exploration for the sake of exploration.
>>341338338
Did you just watch five minutes and then close the stream?
Anyone else notice that all the workers standing around the demo tables are all dressed in Link's clothes?
>>341338206
No. There's semi RPG elements, but even Zelda 2 is much more of an RPG because of the leveling up and experience.
>>341338508
Going off the plateau
>>341335561
You. I like you
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE NEW THREAD
>>341338410
SHUT UP. DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION NINTENDO. THEY ARE INFALLIBLE.
I love how the sony fans who are jealous over their own conference being a VR remaster walking sim travesty
aren't even being subtle. Just, all of a sudden the shitposting ramps up to 11, not even trying to hide it
>>341337981
Sailing was fun.
I hope for the next Zelda after this, they go back to the sea-based overworld, with lots of islands and archipelagos to explore, and with lots of different types of boats to use.
Hell, since there are rivers and sail-crafts and such, I hope there's at least one big sea you're forced to use a boat for like in that one segment in SS.
>>341338410
Anon, we get it, you havent actually looked at anything. It's fine. you can calm down
>>341338410
They've said multiple times that towns and npcs aren't in the E3 demo for non spoilering purposes.
>>341338257
>10x bigger
Try at least 50x bigger. Hell, its too hard to compare at this point, the world is fuckhuge.
>>341338490
>>341338475
>nintencucks are, literally, this fucking delusional
You faggots would say anything to defend this.
>>341338564
>SoTC
> exploration for the sake of exploration
No, SotC was exploration for the sake of SICK BOSSFIGHTS.
>>341338626
SHUT THE FUCK UP
They've encountered plenty of stuff in the demo. Encampments, animals, hidden areas, shrines. In the full game probably even more NPCs.
I'm not worried at all, it looks gorgeous and feels pretty alive.
>>341338032
I think STEEP looks pretty good...
FLOATING ISLAND CONFIRMED
>He starts a fire in front of the guardian and use the rising smoke to kill him
THIS FUCKING GAME
>>341338338
>kinetic manipulation
>time manipulation
>weapon snatiching
>skiboarding
>cooking
>scalable bosses
>100s of shrinedungeons
>landscape changes
>physics mechanics
>flammable objects creating a domino effect
>fluid enemy environments and improved enemy AI
>techno bombs
>improved horse combat
>enemies that can one-shot you
I could go on shitposter-kun
>>341337865
it's how they would work in an awesome world
>>341338564
SotC is shit.
>>341338634
Not happening.
>>341338217
or, because the temple is fucking called THE TEMPLE OF TIME, its time travel
and that version of the world is a barren piece of shit. Old world is for dungeons and story. Present world for shrines
>>341338815
my fucking nigga
>>341338774
And you'll do anything to shit on something people enjoy it seems
>>341336296
Don't forget to add the world Zelda. somewhere.
Or not. Just a pic of the game with Link in the background
>>341338165
>Crackdown is fun!
>Spider-Man 2 is fun!
>Just Cause 2 is fun!
>Saints Row 2 is fun!
>Red Dead Redemption is fun!
>New Vegas is fun!
>Assassin's Creed 2 is fun!
>Dragon's Dogma is fun!
>Mount & Blade is fun!
>When will this open world meme end? Open world games suck!
/v/ is just acting out, don't respond to bait. That just encourages shitposters.
>>341338835
It's the Egg Carrier. Sonic has revealed himself.
>>341336296
SAME ANON HERE, KEEP THE THREAD ALIVE THIS IS TAKING A WHILE
>>341338884
>what is the difference between content and mechanics
IT WAS LITERALLY 5 HOURS OF MUSHROOMS BOKOBLINS AND ONE ROCK GOLEM RETARD-KUN
>>341333852
Aonuma didn't direct Skyward Sword. Hidemaro Fujibayashi did. He was also director for all the Capcom Zelda games, which I think greatly informed his more structured, discreet, and 2 dimensional approach to level design in Skyward Sword. Nothing better exemplifies this philosophy than the volcano level. Where other 3D Zeldas may have incorporated overhangs, alcoves, and honeycombed cave systems (see the snowy mountain in MM, the Goron city in OoT, the Rito temple in WW, or the Doom temple in TP), the volcano zone in SS feels like a 2D map projected onto a slope. Only the dungeons experiment extensively with verticality, and it's thus no surprise that the dungeons are the best designed areas of SS.
>>341338948
According to?
A sea-based open-world game still has a lot of potential untapped there. I think Assassn's Creed 4 is the only one that ever did this, but I'm not sure. I didn't play it.
>>341338950
this is what i thought
it would take a lot of effort though
My only current reservations is that it'll be too genericly RPG-ish. I like the idea of all kinds of weapons and gear and such, but i also want muh special snowflake dungeon weapons and such. Hopefully they'll have a good mix of things to use but keep a special place for getting and using dungeon items and being able to use them in Hyrule
>>341338950
>The Wii U can fit TWO of these big, massive worlds in one disc
I'd say BS but then Xenoblade X exists so this might actually be plausible
>>341338564
I almost creamed my pants when they climbed the rock golem and started wailing at its weak point SotC style.
>>341339101
All of those games are boring and have empty generic copy-paste overworlds.
If you named xenoblade X I'd kind of understand
So overall, what do you guys think about the game so far from what we've seen?
>>341338619
Zelda 2 was neat.
Is this woman retarded?
>>341339696
really good, impressed
>>341339631
>All of those games are boring
Somebody help me laugh at this guy.
>>341338564
It's not exploration when there's nothing waiting to be discovered you fucking mongoloid
>>341339696
This game sold me an NX.
>>341339696
Fucking bullshit empty garbage. If I wanted to waste my life collecting mushrooms and fighting bokoblins, I guess I'd enjoy it though
>>341339756
It's a woman
