>JAME
>NIN
>EAT
>STING
http://wordsmith.org/anagram/anagram.cgi?anagram=JAME+NIN+EAT+STING&t=1000&a=n
>>341330890
Maybe its just a coincidence
>>341330890
So The Reason That The Fish Died From The Black Water Is Because Norman Rendus Is Not Aquatic Life - So He Is Not From Poison From It - You Can See He Was Cuffed To Somebody Magic/Electric Because The Cufflinks Glow - So I Think It Was A Man/His Brother - With The Power Of Shrink Who Can Turn Into A Baby - And Then Norman Takes Care And Is Afraid - But The Baby Goes Invisible To Fight The Enemies In The Black Water (Maybe It Is The Spacemen Skeletons)
Is This Gonna To Be Kojimo's Masterpiece?
It's is Cool.
>>341330890
Trent Reznor soundtrack confirmed?
>>341330890
>Menage Ninja Tits
>>341330890
>EAT
>STANDING
What did he mean by this?
>>341332476
Anon, he's a D.Fincher exclusive one
>>341330890
STANDING
>>341330890
Eat Sting.
You already know how much he loves 80-90s pop.
>Insane Mating Jet
>>341330890
What if the letters with two strands holding it up need to be used not just once but twice?
>>341330890
It means metal gear 6. Sony bought it off Konami.
>>341330890
Do you think that the letters ME are on the same strand, does that mean that those letters have to be together?
>>341330890
Judging by his deep previous games I'd say it'sabsolutely nothing you fucking retard holy shit
>Enigma Ninja Test
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
>>341330890
What if the 2 falling lines on some letters mean you it counts twice?
>>341330890
WAIT!
>three pictures?
>three letters in the second picture?
>the triangle in the third picture!
Hideo Kojima working on Half-life 3 confirmed.
>>341337797
>>341330890
So here's some spitballing:
-Reedus is in the buck with nothing more than a pair of advanced looking handcuffs and no partner
-Immediately knows the baby, it vanishes, leaving a number of handrprints etched into his skin and the specter of the child leaving him and into the death stranding, implying that he and a pregnant woman were together but they're both gone and the memory lingers harshly
-The ink seems to be a sort of physical echo of some kind, the last vestiges of a life
-The five sentinels are obviously the new KojiPro logo mascot but it's unsure if they're cheering Reedus or screaming at him.
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from divinity. That does not mean it is actually divine.
>>341338995
>he and a pregnant woman
the scars on his stomach made me imagine that he gave birth somehow
>>341330890
Here's the first half.
>>341330890
> NIN
NINE INCH NAILS NEW ALBUM COMING SOON BITCHES.
>>341330890
>DEAD STANDING
>DAD REST IN NRA HD
>>341339423
here comes the weeaboo
>>341340224
No way! Not on 4chan!
>>341339423
the kanji for human is read hito
>>341339269
You don't need a scar that big for a C-Section. If anything, it looks more like they removed some organs.
>>341339269
i think this is a red herring, as is the physical presence of the infant. the infant initially has an umbilical just like all the dead sea life, and even when it vanishes (when Reedus disconnects it?) the baby them vanishes itself and its ghost(?) crawls away back towards the water (where all the umbilical seem to lead).
most importantly, there is a very clear alternative explanation for Reedus' abdominal scarring - the removal of the umbilical.
STRANDING
>>341332345
Anon, are you ok?
>>341330890
Remember when V used to analyze all the Metal Gear V trailers.
Kojima is making a game based off William Blake's Auguries of Innocence
He is basically using the scenes described in the poem to create the game
In particular the trailer is this part right here
>Every night and every morn
>Some to misery are born,
>Every morn and every night
>Some are born to sweet delight.
>Some are born to sweet delight,
>Some are born to endless night.
>We are led to believe a lie
>When we see not thro' the eye,
>Which was born in a night to perish in a night,
>When the soul slept in beams of light.
(Reedus standing)
>God appears, and God is light,
>To those poor souls who dwell in night;
>But does a human form display
>To those who dwell in realms of day.
>>341330890
its a space game, definetly magnetite ninjas
>>341339423
>>341340681
>>341341640
look at the phonetic below, the kanji are read Janomehito not Jamenin
>>341330890
U R MR GAY
>>341341640
>>341341785
though I respect your commitment
>good lord you're a bunch of weeaboos
Nine Inch Nails eats Sting?
Trent Reznor is a cannibal?
>>341342413
I'm merely parroting what some anon posted in the previous thread
He got me good
Jame Nine at Sting?
Jame9@Sting?
>>341342796
>>341341640
actually on their own 蛇 , 目 and 人 can indeed be read as ja me and nin - adding them together changes the pronunciation
i do think it's too far fetched though
>>341341785
That's just google translate being google translate. Kanji can be read different ways depending on usage. It's all actually just a coincidence though.
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%E4%BA%BA#Kanji
>>341344479
>It's all actually just a coincidence though.
I'm not implying I know more than I'm telling, but there's got to be a method to the apparent autism, right?
I thought it was "Eat Standing"?
>>341330890
Sometimes a letter is just a letter
q p
W
>>341344892
>method
>to kojima
I just hope he was serious about making this a short game and is gonna release it soon
i've cracked the code lads
>>341332345
It feels like I'm having a stroke reading this
>>341330890
You guys are fucking up. Look closer.
There's two lines coming off the A, so you need to add two As here.
The M's line slants and combines with E, this must mean something. Maybe turn the M on it's side to make a second E? That sounds dumb though.
I don't have the slightest clue on what this game is going to be. Absolutely nothing.
>>341345562
Cheeky lad
>Seaman Jetting In
OH MY GOOOOOOD
>>341345982
cheer up anon, it will be the game you always wanted to play
>>341345874
The I is also connected with the N
I'LL
KEEP
COMING
Something that I noticed is that in the T-shirt that Kojima was using before the trailer was debuted the S in stranding was also dripping, so at least we know it's not just a random one time only thing he did with the logo.
>>341346332
if death stranding is a gritty seaman reboot then this e3 is the greatest thing ever
ok i think i got it this time lads
>>341330890
Stranding isn't even a word
Why is it so fucking difficult to find kojima fans that are well versed on his work and passionate about the lore, speculations, references etc. outside of /v/?
I've only befriended one in my life and he had to move to the states so we lost connection over time, the rest of people that know his work that i've meet have not even played more than 2 of his games an barely know what they're saying.
I want kojima friends like the people here on /v/ but in real life or online friends that know their shit.
It baffles me how hard it is, harder than dating.
>>341346710
I head you in the last thread anon.
>>341346710
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cetacean_stranding
>>341346710
"The boat sank, stranding me on the island"
>>341346942
>kojima friends
>>341346505
Wow, nice observation there, fuckhead.
I'm sure with powers of deduction like yours we'll have the case solved in no time
>Anti Meaning Jest
lol he's playing us like a goddamn fiddle
>>341346710
What's next? Revengeance is a made up word too?
>>341347279
I would say mgs fans but that's not a thing anymore.
>>341347356
>the case solved in no time
What case?
What is he trying to tell us?
>>341346675
IT IS TIME YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
GIVE ME YOUR BEST PLOT FOR THE NEW KOJIMA GAME USING ONLY THAT TEASER
AND I WANT DEEP SHIT
GO
ok NOW i have the REAL RIDDLE CRACKED
Team Ninja Seting?
>>341330890
>Giants Ninja Teem
Undartale 2 : Japanese Boogaloo confirmed?
>>341348139
Everything he made after Peace Walker can be explained with "it was all a dream".
Why do we like this guy?
STING CONFIRMED NEXT BIG MUSIC STAR TO DIE
>>341348263
You fucking genius
>>341332345
That was harder to read than I thought.
DESERT ROSE LE YE LE
>>341348263
Can you make it say
STANDING
ON THE EDGE
>>341348139
Reedus is a clone, everytime he dies he gets reborn in a machine (the robotic string thing) The 5 people hovering above are past "(stranded) Dead" versions of reedus that constantly haunts him. Each Usb are one collected lifetime from a clone/robot.
Some end of evangelion shit has happened to the earth and the surviving humans have created him to go down and in someway make it habitable
>>341348387
He can't keep getting away with this but the oracle has spoken.
>>341348578
Lol dis baby ded
>>341346482
How does Kojima keep finding such good music?
>>341348714
easy
>>341330890
>A Hideo Kojima Game
>>341349123
he don't browse /mu/
http://www.artofthetitle.com/designer/kyle-cooper/
THE TITLE DESIGNER CREDITED WORKED ON MGS 2 & 3
>>341330890
>JAME
Serial killer in Silence of the Lambs
>NIN
No idea
>EAT STING
listen to 80's pop music.
>>341349150
Doin the lords work
>>341348139
I'm not sure if anyone noticed but it appears all the fish and stranded dead carcasses had umbilical cords too.
>>341330890
You guys have never been right about anything? When is this tin foil nonsense going to stop?
>>341349715
Hey we were right about Venom Snake not actually being BB in MGSV. And it's fun.
>>341349715
Theories are the best thing ever with Kojimeme threads.:^)
SOUNDTRACK BY STING
AMBIENT MUSIC BY NINE INCH NAILS
>>341349991
Tripfags should be executed
>>341348139
Reedus character tried to save his family by escaping whatever those beings above him are doing to him, his family and all life on the planet, connected to something, reedus actions came at a high cost and only he made it out, now he has the chance to find a way to stop those figures to free everything, if there's even anything alive at all and live with the consequences.
Idk
>>341332345
A... Anon ?
>>341340681
>>341341785
>people who know nothing about Japanese try to comment on it.
>>341350196
newfags should be executed
>>341350196
He is a namefag, not a tripfag.
you fag
reedus is the only one without a bellybutton - and the only one alive
>>341350569
>>341350569
T O P
K
E
K
>>341330890
Why, my peenus reedus, of course!
My peeeeeeenus reeeeeeedus!
My answer is, of course, my peenus reedus!
>shieeet
>>341351134
ohhhh
wait....Team Ninja is an anagram?
>>341351134
FUCKING SKELETON GIGANIGGA!
>>341351134
>if we put 2 skull together it will become 1 skull guys
When does the official arg start?
>>341347973
That this is actually going to be a game adaptation of NGE
>>341351834
>NGE
Petition for Kojima x Anno collab when
God fucking damn reddit
Kojima's shit is always Occam's razor, stop over-complicating it
It's going to be Adam / Eve -- Prometheus shit
>>341348824
I like this one a lot, good job anon
HOLY FUCK GUYS, LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN THE TRAILER!!!
>>341351290
HAHAHA
"TEAM NINJA GETS IN" IS AN ACTUAL ANAGRAM
>>341352129
Fuck I'm retarded, posted a small version.
Here you go.
>>341352129
OH SHIT HE RIKES US
i think i figured it out
>>341352312
>>341352312
...
I should kill myself.
>>341330890
Ninjas At Meeting
>trailer starts
>everyone is puzzled
>"soon I'll come arooooound, ooooh ooh"
>reedus face is revealed
>the crowd erupts and goes batshit
This is the best thing.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SH6TZquo8Bw
>>341352129
>>341352312
>>341352647
are u ok
>>341352129
>>341352312
>>341352647
>>341352797
FAINTLY
>>341330890
U r mr gay
>>341352647
HOLY FUCK
SHIT
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME
I FUCKING TRIPPLE CHECKED THIS TIME
1920
X
1080
>>341332758
It's healthier for your digestive tract. They're just trying to help, anon.
>>341351134
OH SHIIIIIIIIIT
>>341353000
Your trips will help you get it right.
Start again.
>>341353000
>>341330890
it's so obvious once you know the background
>kojima kicked out of his cell at konami
>wanders out into the wilds
>finds norman reedus
>he is naked
>they share a long, heartfelt gaze into each other's eyes
>they both are drawn into each other's arms
>kojima, filled unbearable lust with his first contact with another man's strong arms, rips his shirt off
>starts licking norman's stubble like a savory treat while norman helps him out of his pants
>both now fully erect, kojima and norman both passionately kiss, with the tips of their members kiss as well.
>kojima, while the smaller of the two, bends reedus's sweaty body over a nearby fallen log
>the moss provides a mildly cool, yet soft perch for norman's abdominal.
>kojima starts humping norman, rubbing his member onto the back of norman's, reaching up to and stimulating the glans
>twin snakes
>norman's snake eater is ready
>kojima plunges deep into norman's man cave, both sweating profusely
>in a fit of pure lust, kojima yells out "snake, SNAKE, SNAAAAAAKE!"
>norman 'bates
>they both build up to an unbearable level of pleasure, before both spew their seed
>it is over
>kojima whispers into norman's ear, "did you rike it?"
>next day
>through a series of doctor visits, it turns out reedus is m-preg.
>Kojima gets an awesome idea for a video game
and thats why the real meaning is
EAT
SAND
>>341353000
This is like a scene out of a sketch show, jesus christ
>>341353000
im rooting for you senpai
>>341352129
>>341352312
>>341352647
>>341353000
>>341332345
me too
>>341346332
Seaman confirmed dead by oil spill
>>341353107
She was the highlight of the entire e3.Fuck you titty monster, you're not pure
>>341353000
Fuck, that came out way too blurry to see it. I've enhanced it a bit. Should be fine now.
Fucking hell, lol.
>>341353091
Wouldn't be the first time
>>341353494
Let it go my son
>>341353494
>I've enhanced it
are you a csi man
>>341353494
this is blurry as shit my dude
Seaman Jetting In
>>341353494
I'm dying over here.
>>341353494
anon, you made my shitty day a little better
>>341346942
i went to a liquor store wearing my kojipro (fox logo) hoodie and the black guy working the register complimented it
he seemed knowledgeable
this game is going to be dumb as fuck, I can't wait
>>341353770
>>341353770
Oh shit what the fuck is this?
>>341353494
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
OKAY
I GOT THIS
I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT
HERE YOU GO
FINAL VERSION
CRYSTAL CLEAR
LET YOUR MIND BE BLOWN
ANON OUT
>>341340681
stop posting
>>341332345
A-Anon are you alright?
>>341353992
holy shit!
>>341353494
as hilarious as it is, let me help you
>>341354027
Kojima should hire you tbqh
the lines are going through the "and" underneath "eat"
dont forget about those
>>341354027
You did it anon!
>>341348263
stealing this
>>341351134
>could be this the real Doom 4?
>>341354027
The truth is that it was just presenting the setting of the story of the movie ("game").
What we know is that something important happened and there was significant loss. There's no need to keep looking for nonexistent hints codified into the trailer.
>>341332345
>>341354027
Now what is it?
>>341353770
I think I cracked the code.
>>341354027
>It's loss
>>341353209
Sauce on pic?
>>341354364
go back to bed kojima
>>341332345
do you need to go see the doctor, anon?
>>341354027
You fucking nigger.
>>341354027
Is that... what I think it is?
You meme lord.
>>341354364
WE GOT A FIRST TIMER OVER HERE
>>341354027
>That loss
>>341354027
well played, anon
>>341354027
>two beings on the left are female
>>341353791
I think all of that seems a bit much. It does look like we have five figures floating in the air, and five dog tags on Reedus though.
Prometheus 2 when
>>341352762
> that yeah from someone near the camera
>>341332345
yes
>>341353209
suchlust.jpg
Guys check this out. Yo guys this might sound crazy, bit what if, guys. What if, those lÃnes are just decorative?
Is does this still have Ito and Del Torito colabs or its Kojimbambo riding solo?
>>341352129
>>341352312
>>341352647
>>341353000
>>341353494
>>341354027
>>341354027
LOST AND NEVER FOUND
>>341355061
you are insane
>>341355060
dammit I forgot to incorporate that
>>341354027
screencapping this for best of le /v/ threads XD also r/4chan
Thank god we have Kojima, I haven't laughed so hard in such a long time.
>>341330890
Kiefer Sutherland as Norman Reedus in
>>341355152
HE KNEW
>>341355473
he's back
>24
>Walking Dead
why is Kojima such a pleb when it comes to TV? He's a genius in every other regard
>>341353209
If only mine was metal...
If I tried that the plastic would breakI want this to be a full comic
>>341355507
Hard Ticket to Hawaiilion
>>341355620
>He's a genius in every other regard
>>341346710
I hope English isn't your first language
r(sub s) = 2GM/(c^2)
>We can determine the radius of a black hole however, using an equation called the Schwarzschild radius. For a black hole of mass m, the Schwarzschild radius RS is given by RS = 2Gm/c2, where G is the universal gravitational constant and c is the speed of light
>>341355620
His taste in music and master ruseing skills overshadows his plebeian side.
>>341345679
ERMYGERD
>not paying more attention to the non-marked letters
A
HIDEO
KOMA
G
ORMAN REEDUS
DH
RAND
what could it mean?
WHAT IF THE ANSWER IS IN THE LETTERS THAT ARE NOT DRIPPING!!!!!!
QUICK COMPILE A LIST!
>>341330890
Game should have been called Left Standing. The heck is a Death Stranding?
calling it now, this is an interplanetary game where norman reedus is trying to salvage what's left of earth after an apocalyptic beatdown from aliens by doing archeological work in a thriller/horror setting
the theme of oil and dead sea life is all congruent with this, especially since he's in the arctic
>>341356137
There's a third bomb, Snake...
>>341355827
SOON I'll COME AROUND, WOOOHOOAAAAAAA
>>341352762
>That guy going "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!"
Somehow I must've ended up in the crowd.
The scar on Reedus' stomach certainly alludes to a c-section, but more closely resembles the incision you'd make during an autopsy.
>>341332345
neat
>>341356029
>koma
>coma
>>341356137
the new vagina bomber!
>>341356137
>mind of kojima
>set loose in space
>no longer bound by earth
I'll take 5 copies.
>>341356137
Dont lie, it's about the BP oil spill
>>341356483
C section is slightly lower.
>>341356137
>Norman Reedus is Kojima
>his baby that was cut from him, that he held and loved but ended up losing is MGS
>the handcuffs are Konami's grip on him throughout MGSV's development
>the dead whales are us, the fans, because you're all fat, smelly, disgusting fucks
STRANDING
>>341356702
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. A lot of Anons are calling it a c-section scar, but that's probably because of the baby. An autopsy scar is more likely, especially with the apparent theme of death and loss.
This is probably all intentional.
Why do the whales have artificial umbilical cords as well as reedus and the baby?
Are they all in VR hell?
>>341354027
oh shit
>>341348824
Good to see I wasn't the only one who thinks he's a clone. It's clear with the umbilical cord symbolism, you don't have an umbilical once you've matured.
It also explains perfectly the "I'll keep coming". If he's a clone, of course they'll keep cloning him over and over. It'll probably be a Moon-like scenario where he slowly realizes he's an expendable clone made to do slave labor and basically rebels
How does Del Toro fit into all this?
>>341356907
ON THE EDGE
>>341356483
You're pretty dumb for a male.
Also, every other living thing in the video has a synthetic umbilical cord attached to its belly. The dude has none and in its place is just a cross scar, the center of which is right where his belly button (actual umbilical cord scar) would be.
>>341353000
>triple checked
>gets trips
>>341357012
The baby is himself?
>>341356093
It's what whales do to commit suicide. They beach themselves until they dehydrate or something. Hence "stranding".
>>341357039
More importantly who is going to be the Joosten of Stranding.
>>341357413
Kill yourself.
>>341357340
That's what I think. >>341356137 is probably right, he's probably some human clone that is forced to do archeological work that normal humans wouldn't do, but is discarded on a planet with other failed clones and tries to find a way off the planet
>>341357519
BUT I'LL KEEP COMING.
>>341348824
>>341357374
maybe by rebelling towards his creators, Reedus is "death stranding" himself. He escapes from the process (the cuffs) and when he dies next time it will be permanent.
>>341357820
lol time to go to the library and talk about vidya
Who here will /quitvidyaforever/ upon completing this, kojimbo's magnum opus?
This is what I got. Gotta go now, someone's knocking at my door.
>>341346710
The Stranding of the Man
>>341358231
Should we start the suicide pact already?
Here's what I think:
- Norman Reedus and the other five humanoid figures that we see floating in the distance belong to some kind of Astro-God race that goes around the universe dicking around with primeval worlds and early lifeforms
- Norman Reedus angers them because he is:
a) cohorting with one of the locals (hence the child)
b) speaking in favor of them while the others want to wipe them out for whatever reason
- Norman Reedus gets betrayed and thrown in the beach, forced to survive eating maggots and rotten whale flesh while also being a fallen Astro-God
- did you rike it?
>>341358310
cringe
>>341358310
Pretty bad.
>Ninja in Test Game
>>341358428
Wrong. He is one of six space men. The ones you see floating are his five ex buddies who are all dead. He is hallucinating them, just as he hallucinated the baby. The 6 things he wears around his neck are things that once belonged to each of the other space men. He lost his umbilical cord for some reason and now he has none of mother's nourishment which might be that grease for all we know.
Now he has to get a space suit, go into space and [Kojima goes here]
>>341348139
after the world ran out of natural resources companies found a way to turn carbon based life forms into oil, but eventually the thing went rogue and earth was fucked.
They decided to put a human pair on all nearby inhabitable stars to kickstart humanity again.
Everything afterwards is literally just Neon Genesis Evangelion.
>>341358914
OH HOLY FUCK
PLANETES
