Continued casual Nintendo Treehouse discussion.
Tits mcgee is back, and she's slutting it up.
Previous thread >>341321534
>>341328275
>forcing link to take his shirt off while her shirt is still on
that's not fair, she should reciprocate
FIRST FOR HYLIAN HEAT
h-hi :3
WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL THESE PEPPERS
What's the purple sound wave thing at the bottom right?
TECHNOLOGY
>>341328275
Thanks OP
>TFW FUJOSHIS WILL NEVER LUST AFTER YOUR HOT TWINK BOD
HOT LINK
Webm's incoming
>>341328425
>Can go trough cold areas as long as you're equiped with a torch
TIME FOR NAKED RUNS
>>341328425
>>341328425
WEBM OF HYLIAN HEAT WHEN
>WEBM OF HYLIAN HEAT WHEN
WEBM OF HYLIAN HEAT WHEN
>WEBM OF HYLIAN HEAT WHEN
WEBM OF HYLIAN HEAT WHEN
>WEBM OF HYLIAN HEAT WHEN
WEBM OF HYLIAN HEAT WHEN
>WEBM OF HYLIAN HEAT WHEN
WEBM OF HYLIAN HEAT WHEN
>WEBM OF HYLIAN HEAT WHEN
>Link is Audrey's husbando
KABOOM
the fuck just happened?
summary of last few posts:
>what if the genders weren't what they actually were?
Audrey actually seems both good at the game and good at explaining the mechanics of it.
>>341328494
Sound-o-meter. For sneaking purposes.
>>341328494
noise meter
>>341328494
for stealthing
>There's a meter for Link's body heat
Chests on Fire Edition
>>341328494
Noise level meter
>>341328425
>Delicious and nude
Anyone else thirsty for a good chug of milk?
Could drink about a gallon right now
Also there are STILL 90000 people watching this right now on twitch
and about half of them keep making comments about audrey's tits, then get their comments deleted
KEK
>>341328425
>This subtle femdom
It's making my dick hard.
>>341328249
The Slate is the main gimmick.
And shit nigga, most of the shit here MonHun did it first.
WHEN IS STREAM OVER?
>>341328494
How much noise you're making, since there's a stealth system.
It was shown that you can perform Sneak Attack backstabs.
>>341328494
how much sound you're making, for sneaking up on things
Maybe commenting on a most likely underage boy being hot isn't the best move for Nintendo reps right now
SHIRTLESS COMBAT ATOP A SNOWY MOUNTAIN
WOOOOO
ANYONE GOT A WEBM OF THE COLOSSUS FIGHT?
pls post pics of that blonde and black grills
>>341328604
more like:
>I'm gay
>>341328494
stealth meter. it's a little audiogram.
>>341328574
Thanks, doc.
>>341328275
x post for "YOSH!"
I greatly await people doing 100% naked runs of hte game.
>>341328667
there's also 50,000 on youtube
>three women sexualizing shivering twinkboi link
My dick is pleased.
The NX version will look better than this right?
>>341328671
NEVER
>>341328667
Who /almondmilk/ here
NINTENDO'S HAREM @ E3 2016
never played a zelda game, this looks like goty though
>>341328706
after hylian heat it'd be disingenuous to be anything else
Oh crap a blue one.
>random green bokoblin healthgates link in one hit
>>341328767
you,
I like you.
>>341328574
Oh boy...
>Almost dead from one swing
Damn this game doesn't play around if you want to do a commando run.
>>341328275
>"Where are the new games Nintendo?"
>"are you a faggot? look at the girls"
>"but-"
>"tits, faggot"
N-nintendo won!
>He came with a vengeance
>fighting bokoblins shirtless in the snow
Zelda just got manly as fuck.
>almost 3 hearts in 1 hit
ARTIFICIAL DIFFICULTY
>>341328681
I anticipate many spats only runs.
This is a good thing.
>>341328425
PORN WHEN
>>341328839
I bought some almond milk and it's not nice :(
>>341328839
KISAMA, are you human or Hylian Heat?
>>341328494
so you can go full MGS
THAT ENEMY JUST DID LIKE 2 1/2 HEARTS OF DAMAGE
AND IT'S NOT A MINIBOSS OR ANYTHING
DID THEY FUCKING LEARN?!? WILL THERE BE SOOOMMMME CHALLENGE NOW?
Imagine if link was a female and the player were male
the butthurt would be real
>>341328887
>>"Where are the new games Nintendo?"
>>"are you a faggot? look at Link"
>>"but-"
>>"Naked Link, faggot"
Fixed that for you
why is audrey so cute
>>341328767
We smash brothers now.
>>341328767
This was great
Goddamn, she's so fucking hot for Link. She's even putting on that slut-lisp on thick.
>>341328767
GTAIV ragdoll physics confirmed
>>341328574
Thanks Doc
>>341328767
he actually kept taking damage from the tumble down the hill, wow. I like that.
>>341328887
lol faggot
What's with those gloves though, is she trying to look only slightly like a whore?
GANONDORF
>They're just doing this to prove that no one actually wants a female Link
Women love the fucking twink.
>treehouse girls are lewd sluts with big tits who lust after twinky fuccbois and make not-at-all-subtle innuendo
>their localizations arent lewd
???
Is it really the big suits at NOA holding Treehouse back? If they had their way, would their games be lewd too?
>>341328943
jesus christ they got me, im hyped
>>341328275
Let's not forget she's a ''fake mcgee''.
Hey, the old Man again.
>>341329001
>missing the 6 heart laser beam and OHK rock golem
though keep in mind they're running with shit gear
>titty waifu lusting after Link
OH MORE OF THE OLD GUY
>>341328887
nintendo made a 3d>2d with theresa, nintendo won
>>341328943
And for all the faggots
>>341328620
>>341328624
>>341328627
>>341328645
>>341328674
>>341328729
>Aonuma's boner for stealth mechanics got so hard he just straight up made it a proper mechanic
>>341328574
>even the cooking is censored
Classic Nintendo
not really digging enemy designs so far
Has google banned this stream from twitch for shirtless?
OLD MAN
>audrey will never punish you by leaving you stranded naked on a cold mountain
CRAFTING MECHANICS
https://vt.tumblr.com/tumblr_o8s3y0cd5M1r7pqrp_480.mp4#_=_
>>341328790
I'll keep coming
>>341328943
I love this game....I love this game...
>sweater equipped
Naked fun is over pals, you may now cease fapping
>NPC reacts to link taking out a bomb
I
CANNOT
JIZZ
ANY
MORE
LINK IS PURE!
HOW CAN THEY MAKE COMMENTS LIKE THIS!
>>341329038
She's a shameless cum slut.
She probably writes fanfic about twink link and imagines fucking him and nurturing him with her swollen milk udders
What a fucking whore wow
>so many ways to open a chest
>I'd like to see him open one pantsless
>unfortunately, we might get a shirt for Link
Those women are objectifying Link as a man. The societal double standards are real.
Climbable rock penises confirmed
>>341329001
it should be 3 or more
it did 2+3/4 hearts to link but you're not allowed to die in 1 hit, this is called a health gate
old guy is back
>>341328943
FUCK... YOU!
AND YOU TOO!!
>>341329145
YESSSSS
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Resposting from another thread but very interested:
Not been watching stream cos I don't want to entirely spoil myself
Apparently there's Colossus fights in Zelda? Like they've full on just gone full SOTC mode.
Weird question but kinda important, do you retain momentum or something on them? For example in SOTC you can pull of all sorts of tricks like the 3rd fight if you jump right as he pulls up the sword you fly 100ft into the air and shit.
Just wondering because in 2014 that horse jump thing looked like a fixed animation rather than an inertia-based jump.
>>341328275
IT'S ONLY OK WHEN WOMYN SEXUALICE THE FUCKBOY
You thought the starter area was huge?
>>341329102
DROPPED
>>341329102
they look great in a shirt. That's all I'll get to see, so that's all I can appreciate. Seeing them naked is a different story. But I'm happy with her big fakes.
>>341328943
best combat in the series imo
>>341328991
the moblins looks so much better in this compared to skyward sword.
>>341329102
Let's not dwell on the past.
The future is bright.
LENS FLARE
>>341329343
10/10
anyone got that stone giant OHK webm?
>little kids
>implying
>>341329342
HNNNNNNNNGH
>>341328767
Allah akbar!
>tfw you realize there are a million girls out there who just want to play shirtless link and have lecherous thoughts about him while doing so
wish I had a hot twink bod desu
>>341329343
Perfect
>>341329343
is that her tummy overflowing her pants, or is her shirt just baggy?I hope it's her tubby
>>341329224
I spoke too soon, it seems.
>>341328529
Truth be told. Ocarina of Time was meant to have you able to travel to the future but they had to shrink the scope of the game down.
Zelda has actually flirted with sci-fi elements for some time and it's been mentioned in interviews before even if they never actually implemented any of it.
So this magitech sci-fi stuff isn't really that far out of place to be honest.
POST
BLONDE
GIRL
>>341329343
more
MORE
LIVING BREATHING
oh I got a bingo
>>341329102
Nothing wrong with breast augmentation.
>>341329343
10/10
>>341329145
>His skin turns red because of the cold
WOAH
O
A
H
>>341329102
dropped as fuck
ow imagine link was indeed a female and 3 guys were playing as her shirtless.
Jesus Audreys sadism makes me rock hard
Tell me about Audrey why does she wear socks on her arms?
>>341329219
ian?
>>341329476
>a million girls
And the entirety of /v/.
the enemies are pretty clever, taking weapons from the ground, and such
>>341329497
You can actually see her bra lineand she doesn't know yet
>old man reacting to the bomb
i cant take it, its killing me that i cant play it, i want to die.
Wait, retards actually like the open world meme?
>straight shot in
L-lewd.
>Enemies hunt porks who enter their territory
>Enemies can pick up shit and throw it at you
>Enemies can accidentaly start a forest fire
nice
>>341329650
They did that in Wind Waker
This game would be eaten fucking alive if it wasn't Zelda.
>that synchronized mhm
>>341329601
Massive outrage
>>341329342
nintendo fucking did it
>Slaughtering natives in their sleep
>Cutting down trees left and right
>Redneck bomb fishing
>"MAKE HYRULE GREAT AGAIN, LINK."
>Steaks everywhere
Nintendo made an American simulator.
>>341329585
those are preg tits
Old man is King of hyrule
>cold breath behind his head
kek
>>341329578
Is this the most TECHNOLOGY game this gen?
>>341329528
TP had a lot of sci-fi looking shit
>>341329430
When you've seen doctored tits that aren't done for pornstars, you'll never forget it.They're ugly as sin
>>341328943
>we want the generic rpg audience
if anyone wants more audrey, i'm collecting as many audrey images as possible. 40 audreys in my audrey folder so far
help yourselves, and enjoy, my fellow /v/irgins~
>>341328275
>These sluts will never sit on my face
>>341329638
How else would you know she's a slut?
>all this teasing of link
i-its like one of my hentais
>>341329749
How so? It looks amazing in every way
>"and his skin's red"
>*in unison* "mm-hmm~"
>tfw you will never be the Hylian Heat
>>341329749
>No one would like X if it wasn't X!
How is this an argument? Are you retarded?
>>341329601
men cant be objectified
>>341329145
DELETE THIS
>>341329762
>quite a view from up here
what did he mean by that while looking down at links body?
>>341329749
No it wouldn't, there's a tonne of clever details throughout
>>341329650
One of the treehouse guys mentioned earlier that if you take away an enemy's weapons, they'll start grabbing for dirt or rocks to attack you with.
I got a pretty sizable pillar all right
>>341329721
This game will set the new standard for open world games like OoT set the standard for 3D action games.
>>341329342
And that's like only half of it
>>341329762
king of hyrule is so bae.
>all this potential in BotW in what a Zelda game can be
>people will still defend Skyward Sword
>>341329507
It's her little chubby tum. Guess she couldn't stop herself from eating a little too much
>>341329339
We don't know yet. Physics are getting focused here, so we knows. I expect boulder stasis lock fuckery at least.
https://twitter.com/GirlWhoIsSuper/status/721453790226812928
:^)
So we Chozo now?
>>341328839
>Who /almondmilk/ here
I wish. I totally wrecked and burned my stomach, so I won't be able to drink cow milk for approximately 18 months.
I can drink almond milk though. But it's not even nearly the same. I wish that it was.
>>341329810
even worse
I'm honestly rock hard right now. Do I have a gentle femdom fetish? Fuck, I didn't need this.
dude, shirtless link
>>341329810
You dont get prego tits before you start showing.
any webm of the Golem or shieldbording¨?
why do american have such nasally voices? how do you live in the states without killing yourself eventually?
>>341329721
I'd prefer it to be smaller, or more dense with unique content, but it's looking better than skyward shit regardless.
(read: random enemies aren't unique content)
>2 more slots on rune menu
sheeit, does that mean there's still 2 more shrines? I hope so.
My Little Dungeon Can't Be This Cute
>>341328767
GOOD WORK LINK!
>>341329953
Yes I will defend SS
What killed the Hylians?THE ICE AGE!
>>341329342
>everything we've seen today has been in that one colored area
>>341329946
>new standard
Go play Gothic 2
WE MEI NOW
>sand rod becomes ice sand rod.
>ice pillar doesn't lower temperature
fix this
>>341328767
Has anyone made a webm of Bill blowing himself up?
>>341329956
that HRT is really working for narcissa
>>341329953
>no voice acting
>a con
fucking normies
>>341329860
Do you have them all?
>when you realize that the people clamoring for female Link are all nu-males and lesbians
Now that I think about it, is there any straight man that would turn Bayonetta into a guy?
In the right light, Link's pants looks skin tone. Like he's only wearing some straps around hips waist and legs.
>>341329956
TAKE OUT THOSE GLOVE THINGS GODDAMNIT
>>341329860
I already know the answer I guess, but... does she get the twins out?
My dick
>>341329860
Lmao virgins alright.
>>341330018
Congrats anon, welcome to the higher tiers of fetishes.
scuttlebug transport
>CHAAAA
Just got home. How long is the stream on for? Is it going to be all Zelda?
>climbing ice with bare hands
immersion broken
>>341329975
Considering they have Link slide down hills even when knocked down after a bomb blast I think they really might have some decent inertia.
HERO OF TIME CONFIRMED
To everyone complaining about the lack of music, I think it's just really quiet. You can hear it slightly whenever they stop talking.
>>341329860
>40
I have 89
granted, some are doubles from today
>>341328943
Fucking sick, they sold the NX to me already.
Hope it's not the only game on the thing like with the WiiU though.
>>341330186
>virgins like women
>non-virgins don't
nice logic reddit
>>341330158
too lewd anon
>>341329823
>Wind moves fire and makes it grow wilder
>Skin reacts to temperature
>PHYSICS with time and momentum
Maybe.
>>341330024
happen to my mom when she was pregnant with my little sister and happen to my sister now that she is preggo. so chicks get huge tits just to prep for baby cumming
>>341329070
Oh, wow, I didn't notice that. Impressive.
>>341330048
Only one left. The one to the left of the ice rune is the stasis rune from earlier
Audrey has SUCH a slutty voice and way of talking... it's amaing. Jesus, what I would do to her (she'd enjoy it..)
>>341330048
There's 100.
And an unknown number of normal dungeons.
As big as they are trying to make this seem, is anyone else hoping that you can just beat the game in a couple of hours if you so choose, and you can almost just go from dungeon to dungeon and skip all of the overworld shit if it's not your thing?
holy fuck audrey is cute
>>341329953
This. Fuck everyone who said SS was any more than mediocre. They all have such shit tastes.
REMINDER TO GET HYPE FOR THE RETURN OF THE KING
>>341329762
>tfw the old dude turns out to be the king in hiding after his kingdom got overthrown by Ganon
>>341330228
since 5 hours ago and all but 30 minutes has been zelda lol
>>341329762
What is this "old man"?
>I can't climb up a temple wall because it's slick but I can climb up an ice block
Literally what
>>341330148
>check my bubs
>>341329601
It's a shame that female breasts are sexualized, because there shouldn't be any issue with that idea.
>Hero of Time, where are you going?
Confirmed.Is this a completely new Link?
>>341330152
I'd be fine with guy Bayonetta,if regular Bayonetta was still in the game and still the protagonist.
Imagine that boss battle.
>>341330048
They said there's about a hundred shrines
>>341329860
forgot download link
https://openload.co/f/K1CYgR6dXxM/nintendo-audrey-new.7z
>>341330251
They mentioned earlier that music is not going to playing all the time.
>>341330235
magic voice
Alright, what pornstar looks closest to Audry?
Luna Kitsuen? Rayveness?
I need a release date
>You can reverse engenieer machine mobs
NEAT
>NINTENDO ACTUALLY WON
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>>341330152
I'd be fine with Boy-onetta.
Only if he was a twink that was just as lewd as ever.
>>341330086
I'm actually excited about exploring zelda....the fuck is happening right now?
>>341330152
Bayonetta is cool but now that you just put into my head this super grizzly guy with growing chest hair and beard and I couldn't help but laugh and want to experience that.
>>341330289
>you can freeze time and stockpile momentum
maximum technology
>Bombs
>magnets
>stasis
>ice pillars
If each of these shrine abilities are as unique and there are 100+ of them this game is going to be the goty 2017
>>341330319
i don't think anyone has ever hoped that
>>341330360
When does the stream end?
It's hilarious to me how afraid Nintendo fans are of Sony.
>>341330190
Link me something good, so I can tell if this real or just a passing crush.
>>341330363
but its a magic ice block anon
>>341328767
fucking awesome
Also he loses 1.5 hearts from the blast and more from rolling down the cliff
>>341330298
She's a complete slut.
She's the type to ask you to bang her brains out while you pinch her fat nipples
>>341330373
Hell yeah they are, breasts are h o t.
>>341330093
I need a drawing of Mei feeling jealous/amazed because Link can form pillars with magic.
>mfw Audrey
>>341330336
>More wind waker shit
damn it
>>341330424
I'm about to release
>>341329102
>Implying she doesn't have a assload of fat and those fakes don't look 100% real
>Implying we aren't in 2016 not 1996 and baseball tits don't actually exist
My waifu goes unscathed! Unscathed damn you!
>>341329762
That's the fucking king of Hyrule from WW, there's no way it isn't.
>accidentally create a pillar under an enemy
>make another pillar, scale it and club the fucker from above
CAN A GAME BE GOTY BEFORE THE YEAR IT EVEN COMES OUT?
>>341330336
>Looks like a drowned corpse
POTTERY
THE HERO WE DESERVE! >>341329860
They brought back Cane of Somaria with Cryonis! Sexy
>>341330436
They ACTUALLY DID IT
THEY PROVED ONCE AND FOR ALL
GAMEPLAY > HYPE
SOMEONE POST WEBM OF THE GOLEM
>>341330279
I'm the one getting a blowjob while shitposting RIGHT, NOW, while you're crying over some pixels on the internet.
Checkmate, nerd
>>341330152
>is there any straight man that would turn Bayonetta into a guy
You cannot turn Bayonetta into a guy without making her Dante and vice-versa
>>341330495
Where did that come from?
>>341330436
>People actually questioned if Zelda could carry their entire presentation.
>>341330361
>its actually Ganon
>>341330319
they've spent hours exploring that valley, how long do you think this is going to take? >>341329342
Audrey may be great but Sam is still the very best.
>>341330630
It's Kraftwerk, you dolt
>>341329953
I wonder if reviewers look back at this and just feel shame. Like when they were dishing out 9s and 10s to Final Fantasy XIII, they will just give out high scores for fear of fanboy backlash
>>341330436
Calm down drone
>>341330471
No way each dungeon has an ability. Some of them probably just have tunics or something
>>341329256
>he gets tense when you pull out a bomb
pretty cool
>>341330608
I was thinking Water Rod from Triforce Heroes, or the Sand rod from ALBW, but yeah same idea really
I want one of those shirts.
>>341330471
>Infinite bombs that won't explode in your hands if you are too slow.
Isn't that a bit too overpowered?
>>341330336
Good maybe they can patch Hyrule Warriors with more voice clips.
>>341330586
definetly DEMO OF THE YEAR
Best Nintendo
>>341329956
Hylia give me strength
blonde looks like cosmo
>>341329339
There was an enemy you could climb up on to reach his weak point, its the rock monster in the trailer.
I would not be surprised to see Colossus type boss fights after seeing that, but probably much simpler without that momentum.
>>341329860
>>341330397
HOLY FUCK DON'T DOWNLOAD
>you can even skip the text
>>341329342
BULLLLLLLSHIT
>>341330679
i'd cum if thats the case
>pre WW
>dorf trying to save hyrule
>Literally 15 seconds of loading
>>341330648
I just got one from your mom so I don't mind. F*cking owned, kiddo.
>>341330158
>TAKE OUT THOSE GLOVE THINGS GODDAMNIT
asexual degenerate
Those shrine dudes remind me of Buddhist mummies.
Owl Confirmed.
>>341328671
it's ALL DAY
Their trying to hide the story elements. Cheeky cunts.
Screencaps of all the skipped dialogue when?
>>341330762
Hell yeah man never played those but it's superb
someone post the webm of Link getting one shot
OH SHIT HERE'S COME OLD MAN
HE DID IT
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN DID IT
HE MADE THE PERFECT ZELDA
>>341330630
whats going on here? im getting cucked hard by cox so the stream constantly buffers.
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE RUPEES
>>341330648
>I'm the one getting a blowjob
How was it getting that rib removed or are you just naturally flexible?
>>341330815GANON GUIDE MY COCK!!
>TREASURE CHEST
>>341330830
why?
>old man appears
>ditty of the King's theme
IT'S HIM
>>341330361
It's the King who has gone undercover.
Calling it right now.
>>341330573
>fakes look real in a shirt and a bra
Anon, look in the light!
How much porn do you think there'll be of twink Link and the old man
>>341330648
(you)
the old man is the kind...he has to be.
>>341328275
Those 3 girls will all get fucked tonight by their bull boyfriends.
Unlike /v/.
OUTSIDE
OUTSIDE
GET HYPE FOR THE JAP
>OUTSIDE OF THE PLATEAU
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SHE'S SO CUUUUUTE
>>341330816
I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought that
OUTSIDE PLATO WITH AONUMA
The Old Man is the King of Hyrule, holy shit!!
WE'RE GOING OUT OF THE PLATEAU NEXT BOYS
HAHA TIME FOR OUTSIDE THE PLATEAU
ARE YOU LADY?
>>341328275
GUYS GUYS
THAT OLD MAN IS GANON
HES TRICKING US ON COMPLETING ALL DUNGEONS TO UNSEAL SOME SHIT OR SOMETHING
I MEAN HES A NIGGER
>>341330917
I'm solly Aonuma sama~
>outside of the plateau
OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK
>ice water almost instantly kills Link
brutal
why did the music stop?
>>341330630
Golfing minigame where?
>>341330954
IT MAKES MUSTARD GAS
>>341328275
>Females fight for rights, not wanting to be objectified
>huge tit cow force Link to be be topless
this really is a time of punishment. Iwata would never have allowed this SJW age of pain happen in the universe of nintendo.
Are there any actual dungeons? Or just these bs trial things?
GOTY
>>341330630
That's kraftwerk more than THE WORLD
>majority of treehouse is a bunch of hipster as fuck tumblr chicks
>the men treehouse has are a bunch of annoying hipsters too
No wonder treehouse localizations are always shit
Is treehouse always this annoying?
New Zelda looks pretty good so far
>>341330917
That's what they said the last 4 times
>>341330917
he didn't make it you retard
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>341330917
only took them 20 years
OP HERE.
Someone else really make a new thread this time! I'm not bailing you out again! Keep this going!
>>341329672
cute jew
>last treasure chest
>OPAI
they did it on purpose!!!
>outside the plateau
Here we fucking go m8s.
>>341330927
In the towns.
>>341331017
top tier waifu
would keep audrey for titjobs tho
what did the old man say about instant travelling?
Fuck, I have to go to work, and they're finally going to show an area that isn't the plateau. Enjoy the show for me fellas.
>>341330676
I didn't believe even despite being a nintendo fan....Fuck I'm elated to be wrong.
>>341328943
Where were you when zelda had more exciting combat than the new God of War?
>>341331073
TECHNOLOGY
>>341328275
why are these whores so annoying?
>>341331061
Old man is probably Kaepora Gaebora
>>341330361
>>341330679
Wasn't there a rumour back in 2014 that was the case?
>>341330917
PUNISHED AONUMA
A redeemed game dev
>all of those interactive details and fun little shit you can do
This really gets me going, fucking TECHNOLOGY
cute, CUTE!
>Aonuma exploring outside of the plateau
YOU THINK THAT'S IT? WE HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED YET, MOTHERFUCKER
HYPEST GAME OF THE YEAR, LET'S GO
>>341331104
what..? i don't get it
anyone else surprise that they can still make the stream interesting despite basically showing everything already
>Outside of the Plateau
No Nintendo! No! You're overdoing it!
Ok. I am really considering closing down the stream now.
But on the other hand /v/ and the rest of the internet will spoil me on the content anyway.
>>341330336
>>341330361
WHat if he's not the King but actuallySQUADALLA
>>341331132
There's dungeons, not sure how many, and apparently there are 100+ trials with presumably different skills (or maybe upgrades)
>>341330917
I-I'm sorry I doubted you
>>341331132
These are shrines, not actual dungeons
>>341331132
There are actual dungeons, these smaller dungeons being shown off are a separate thing /called shrines), if which there are over 100.
>>341331017
I will jump the wall for her
>>341330676
I called this when they said it would be only Zelda on the floor. They knew they had a gem and wanted everyone else to see it
Who is white haired-chan?
>>341329749
Absolutely not. I'm not the biggest 3D Zelda fan and I'm very excited. Hell, Horizon is kind of similar to this in a few ways and I'm looking forward to that game too.
Good games are good, mang.
There needs to be a limit to how much Link can eat at a time.
>>341330679
>You lead me straight to the triforce, boy!
>Ganondorf oldman transforms to giant pig ganon
>Link is defeated
>second half of the game starts ala dark world or some shit
WE OUTSIDE THE PLATEAU BOYS
>worried I'd be seeing too much of the game during the stream
>mfw the size of that FUCKING map
>mfw they could stream for a week and still have almost the whole game to discover
>>341331271
>everyone else says their name when they intro the segment
>she didn't
Will this world be bigger than XCX's?
>>341331073
>He was half naked and not a canadian/russian
Perfectly reasonable
>>341331214
The blue towers act as waypoints for fast travel.
>>341331132
Check the map overworld.
There's probably one dungeon in each zone.
Maybe two if we're lucky.
>>341330917
He redeemed himself about Skyward Sword
I didn't think he could do it, but he did
>>341330967
Not enough
>>341331294
>the endgame twist is that the CD-I games are canon
>>341331385
Kindra Nicole
>>341330676
>the new zelda must be the second coming of christ to carry along his whole E3
>>341331247
Because you're gay? Hot girls getting are wet on camera, and playing video games, and this annoys you?
>>341329749
But people love Dragons Dogma
>>341330925
He's stopping time for the object, so as far as the object is concerned, it just got hit with several sledge hammers at the same instant.
It's retarded but awesome. I can't wait to Za Warudo the fuck out of things.
Fucking hell just how big is this game?
>>341330361
punished Ganondorf
he realized he fucked up and is trying to fix Hyrule
Final Boss will be the embodiment of the Triforce of Power
Post races you want in the game
>Hylians
>Koroks
>Gorons
>Anoukis
>Robots
>That one very angry Gerudo
>Minish
>>341328943
Looks shitty like skyward sword
Why do people shit themselves over 3DPD cows every year.
They aren't even that attractive.
>>341331279
>Being a newfag
>>341330292
Let's talk some more about your moms tits.
>>341331385
cosmo- I mean Narcissa Wright
> post yfw Nintendo literally won E3 with one fucking game
Am I the only one that loves Treehouse? The other companies give the cold, static presentations, but Nintendo makes me feel like I'm one of them. Watching them play video games and give commentary is so comfy. I-Is this what its like to have friends?
>>341329497
>wearing a bra that is 1 size smaller so that your breasts bump out from the top
lovin it
>>341331002
I don't wanna get fucked by a bull, thank you very much
>>341331593
wanda
>difficulty can be raised from the beginning simply by taking off your pants and shirt
>>341331582
Because they are 13
>>341330796
They work on a cooldown system
>>341330742
I want to believe
>>341331572
Koroks were already confirmed, which is why people think this game is somehow post-WW
>>341328275
God even these women are comfy, especially that blonde. They are great for making luuuuv but not too hot to where you would be too intimidated when they saw you naked. You could perform.
Is this Nintendo Treehouse set the GOAT? I am nerding out so hard over the Hylian castle inside there.
>>341331248
He's gerudo black dude.
>>341331426
No.
>>341331271
>>341331017
has anyone found her twitter yet
>>341331501
L E W D
E
W
D
>people constantly bitch about no VA in Zelda games
>this Zelda has VA for the first 20 seconds and then no more
>nobody complaining about it because those 20 seconds proved VA in Zelda would be shitty
Who could even compete with these Groose noises?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScthZHMFaRU
ONE GAME
ONE GAME
HOW DID ONE GAME BTFO E3?
Aonuma's a mad man, he did this on purpose, he brought us down so low, then he Fuji'd!
i dont want to ever doubt Nintendo again
>>341331426
XCX was an absolute shit show the VA was horrible and the combat was dull as fuck
Guys I'm hard
>>341331720
Damn.
>>341328275
This shits been going on for hours. They're just fucking around in the overworld
>>341329342
BOY OH BOY
>>341329343
Fucking A++
>>341329749
/v/ would be praising this to high heaven if it wasn't Zelda. It's because it's Zelda that a lot of people are shitting on it.
>>341331625
IT ONLY TOOK THAT RETARD AGES
BU HE FINALLY FIGURED IT OUT
>>341331550
Look at Audrey's boobs
Is this one of the biggest turnarounds ever on /v/?
The only thing I can think of other than this is Deus Ex HR. Everyone expects it to be shit or maybe mediocre from the reveal, then an additional trailer/demo comes out and most everyone falls in love with it.
Considering the amount of shitposting here these days I'm surprised by how many people are expressing genuine excitement for this.Rightfully so it looks sick as fuck
>>341331572
Lynel
>>341331730
https://twitter.com/Miskomoon
>>341331561
>Ganandorf and Ganon are now different entities
>Ganandorf snapped back into reality and is trying to undo his mistakes
WOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>341329210
whoa there anon, don't scare me.
>>341331625
>this Zelda is about getting lost in the fun
feelsgoodman
>>341331271
Name?
>>341331572
Slutty gerudos and Zora lolies
>>341331572
Put Zora on that list, or so help me god....
>>341331534
>secondaries still think it's the world and not kraft work
>>341331632
I don't like the girl who is playing the game, but I like everyone else they have had on. It's fun, and better than cringey scripted bullshit
>>341331674
ORLANDO
R
L
A
N
D
O
>>341331632
they know that people want gameplay so they show it
it's not that difficult, everyone else just shows trailers
>>341331501
NOBODY HAS CLAIMED HER YET
SHE'S MINE
>We won't get to play this for nearly a year
>>341331678
I'm 26 and literally masturbated to Audrey's fat tits a few minutes ago
>>341331825
Can I climb them?
>Link shivers in cold areas
>hot areas are a given
ARE YOU READY
FOR SWEATING LINK?
ARE YOU READY
TO TURN UP THE HEAT?
>>341331773
That wasn't the question. And you're wrong.
Seriously though how much longer is this im getting hungry as fuck
>>341331621
Feels fuuuuuuckin' good, daddy-o.
>>341331507
Take me home lord.
>>341331561
>Link understands Ganondorf's struggles
>After defeating Ganon, the Triforce wants Ganondorf gone too
>Link has none of it and betrays the Triforce as the final final boss
>>341331572
I'd actually be down the the anoukis. Also I want mogmas back.
>>341329343
I made her even prettier ;)
>>341331625
>Getting lost is good
Glad they figured out what exploration is about
>>341331817
Horseshit, neo-/v/ shits on literally everything because its easier to get attention that way.
This game could be literally the best game ever made and people would still shitpost.
Its time to explore shit niggers.
>>341330917
It's probably more that they decided how the game should be made as a group instead of giving full control to Aonuma to do whatever he wants. They knew that this was what people really wanted in a Zelda game and probably went over his head and just did it while still keeping him as a lead designer.
>>341331885
Theresa Apolinario >>341331839
>>341331632That's why I like Aisha Tyler. She's a natural and entertaining even if some of her jokes are cringey.
>>341331773
Plus the localization was shit
>>341331625
>fun never occurred to aonuma
jesus christ
>>341331791
Every time they play, they show a new location and new features.
has anything about Off-tv play been said?
>>341331493
>DLC is announced
>It makes the DIC cartoon canon.
>The NX version has a bonus dungeon
>It ends by adding Light of Courage to the canon.
b00bs
>>341331773
Did you play like 5 minutes?
>>341329956
See them titties? we can climb them
>>341331572
I want Subrosians but I doubt the Capcom produced games are on the table.
>>341332069
Truly an Asian.
>>341328869
le le le?
le le le le LE LE LE
le
>>341331185
>20 years
Only half the time as FF15 and will be twice as good.
>>341331426
Twice as big and thrice as empty
>>341331572
Minish pls
>>341331971
Except he's right
>>341331002
It hurts man
>>341332030
>>341331878
>>341331821
He said this for ALBW too.
>>341331968
This is going to be the manliest Zelda ever.
>>341331572
I want my SuBROsians back, Nintendo!
>>341331968
>HYLIAN HEAT
HYLIAN HEAT
>HYLIAN HEAT
HYLIAN HEAT
>HYLIAN HEAT
HYLIAN HEAT
>HYLIAN HEAT
HYLIAN HEAT
>>341331831
ALBW was horribly received upon announcement but once trailers showing that it didn't hold your hand showed up, people changed their tune and it was a successful release.
>>341332023
>Not liking her cute, but attainable nerd-attempting-to-be-hot face.
THE OUTER EDGE
>>341331965
No. They're toosleekfor you.
>>341332167
is that hbox?
>>341331572
Zora's are likely not happening since this seems to be the flooded timeline sooo...rito and gorons it is.
I want those dog mole things from skyward sword.
>>341330495
tf?
>>341332229
>>341331572
I dream of more Minish
>telekinetic powers
>freeze pillars
>snowboard styling
>fire arrows
>bomb arrows
>techno bombs
>DIO
>scaleable enemies and walls
>cooking mechanics
>improved horse mechanics
>temperature mechanics
>knocking an enemy out with his own fucking arm
>doing this all shirtless
Woah, so this...........is the strongest incarnation of link
>>341330048
>they've spoiled all the runes
>>341332082
Would like to see a bustly town or something
>>341332023
>hot having a hole for bjs
shit bag design, 0/10, would not bang butter face wiyth
>Chink-Ho
>Speaks in moonrune
>>341331632
Cold and static versus fake and plastic.
Treehouse is a cancerous localization team, staffed by hipsters who are a fucking Zelda wallet shy of being embodiments of GameStop marketing. I don't think I could stomach interacting with Tits McGee up there for more than a couple of minutes without alcohol being involved, and even then, I would have to either drink enough to act and sound as retarded as she does, or she would have to drink herself into a fucking coma.
>>341332245
Wasn't ALBW good though?
Crazy Chiko is back
>>341332023
DELETE
>>341332023
hey, I like her dumb retard face
WE BACK BOIS
>>341332243
BULLBOYFRIENDS
>BULLBOYFRIENDS
BULLBOYFRIENDS
>BULLBOYFRIENDS
BULLBOYFRIENDS
>BULLBOYFRIENDS
BULLBOYFRIENDS
>BULLBOYFRIENDS
BULLBOYFRIENDS
>BULLBOYFRIENDS
>>341331621
delusional drone
>>341331910
It's downright shameful
Why doesn't Miyamoto have a english->jap translator?
>Chiko the destroyer is back
>>341330397
>https://openload.co/f/K1CYgR6dXxM/nintendo-audrey-new.7z
FAPULICIOUS, anon!
>>341331632
Yeah it's pretty great.
Shame that they suck at localization though.
>>341331963
sorry for your low standards
DO NOT BULLY the Chico
the graphics blow lmao
>>341329410
They're Bokoblins, not Moblins. Moblins are the gigantic fat ones.
>mfw this game
>Outside the plateau
>Chiko's back
I couldn't be happier
>>341332241
He and you are both wrong.
So is this post-WW?
You have the Korok and Chuchus
You have the entirety of Hyrule seeming like it's just a wasteland
That old man looks like the King from WW
Link waking up in a chamber of resurrection suggests that this takes place sometime after WW when WW Link left to do his shenanigans in Phantom Hourglass, question is, I wonder which Link this is?
he technology looks like stuff from WW, like the Tower
etc.
What do you think
>>341329102
What if it was weight gain?
>>341332152
I played long enough to have the skells and bought the collector
The skells were pretty cool but the auto attack mechanic was boring as fuck
>>341328275
Prepare your dicks for tits!
https://twitter.com/GirlWhoIsSuper/status/675886954710347776
>>341331164
Well this is the first time they've had to stretch a single game over three days so they're being extra talky.
This area doesn't look quite as polished yet, but goddamn it's huge.
>>341332018
I'm really hoping they do something different with Ganon. The monks talking about him make it seem like he'll just be the bad guy again, as usual.
Either make it a red herring, or give him some depth and sympathetic traits if he's gonna be the bad guy.
>>341331621
I don't know how they pulled it off....what the fucking hell....
CUTE!!!
But whats her name?
L A K E
A
K
E
>>341331002
>>341332243
Bulls don't work that way, /r9k/. Bulls are the guys who STEAL girls. If they're their boyfriends, then they're not bulls. They're just better men than you.
New thread
>>341332587
>>341332587
>>341332587
>>341332475
I know did people not see the new Finding Nemo trailer?
>>341329721
ninteonddlers love all the zelda shit
>>341331963
28. Just did the same. Feels fuckin great.
>>341329342
Fuck off
This game's going to be a classic
I can't believe Aonuma finally had the guts to abandon the formula. Shit's worked out in his favour so hard. Nintendo need to do this for more of their franchises, risks pay off Nintendo.
>>341332578
read thread
>we wanted to create this vertical world
>link climbs slower than a sloth
>stamina meter runs out in 5 seconds
This overworld is going to be an ordeal to navigate
Is that the Bridge of Eldin?
>>341331621
>4 hours of one game, showing literally the same things over and over
the game looks great but they far from won
>Demo is 2% of total game
>>341330550
A lot of stuff here is from WW, even some SFXs, for example the critical hit sound is almost the same as the sound when you hit the floormasters (shadow hands) on WW. Even the koroks are here.
>>341331621
Tied with Sony for me, but that's still an insane feat.
>>341332246
under-fucking-rated
>>341330361
reminds me of the owl desu. the colors are very similar.
>>341331625
WELL DONE AONUMA, YOU FINALLY GOT IT
Now, Masuda has to get that handholding in pokémon games ruins the entire personalized experience.
>>341332495
No you
>twin peaks
holy shit, is this game bigger than X?
>>341332583
Bulls are actually the ones who fuck cuck's wives/gfs with the consent of everyone involved.
twin peaks
>audrey
Hey guys.
Zelder Scrolls
>>341332778
Nobody else showed anything worth goddamn playing. Where the fuck was Ni-Oh and Fromsofts new game?
>>341330315
Isn't that a rumor?
Though it does sound possible if there's already 5 in the plateau
>>341332778
>same thing over and over
Someone hasn't been watching.
>>341332887
It has the same engine as WWHD
ACTION BILL
HOLY SHIT
>>341333002
Did you miss everything yesterday?
Have we seen any towns yet?
>>341333023
No, they said it on the stream.
wait
WHERES THE ROLL
SOMEONE MAKE A NEW THREAD
>>341333000
>333000
Zelder scrolls confirmed
>>341332962
>bigger than X
>put +300 hours to be 98.80%
>using fucking gecko
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
that castle damn
can't imagine what towns look like
>>341333175
I saw a lot interactive movies. I didn't even bother watching anything other than Sony's.
>>341333002
true, I wanted more ni-oh. fromsoft takes for fucking ever to release anything teaser wise so I'm not surprised they didn't show anything.
>towns confirmed
whew
goty status reasserted
>we want to reassure everyone that there are towns in the game
Thank god
>there are towns in the game
fuuuuuuck yes goty confirmed
>>341332968
That's partially correct. In the cuck fetish, consent still makes one a bull. But in real cuckoldry, consent does not make one a bull. An in fact, consent by all parties is in direct conflict with the idea of cuckoldry.
>>341332327
They just mentioned about the absense of towns.
I wonder if they're monitoring this thread
>>341333058
Yeah, I was thinking if the SFXs are just place holders, maybe.
>>341330315
If the hundred mini dungeon rumor is correct, than there will be only 4 real dungeons in the game.
>>341332324
Hyrule Warriors Link still has a leg-up, since he can move the Earth around him with his strength.
This is the most fun, styling Link thus for though.
map is fucking gigantic
>>341332505
Another split time line where Daphnes wasn't able to call dibs on the Triforce.
>>341332538
oooooohhhhh my god
>>341333212
noice
We need a new thread.
>>341333751
Three delays worth
>>341333848
There is one already
>>341332538
fug
can someone explain in a comfy way what breath of the wild is? A different game?
>>341333292
>>bigger than X
>>put +300 hours to be 98.80%
>>using fucking gecko
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
That reminds me
I haven't done that side quest with the 99 lobsters
>>341333980
remember the original zelda for the NES? being lost as shit in a big (for its time) world with no context and having to explore, find everything yourself, fight through enemies, and so forth?
bring that up to modern videogame tier
scavenging weapons and armor, hunting, gathering, exploring, finding sick-ass sheikah magic, chilling in a camp and cooking, prepping for long treks of exploration, accidentally awakening a huge fuckoff golem and getting your shit slapped, etc
>>341334015
where can I check which heart-to-heart I've done already?
WOULD ALL AREAS HAVE DUNGEONS?
>>341331179
Did he make MM?
>>341334358
original NES zelda isn't very fun these days because there's nothing fun, cool, or interesting to do/see. Sure, you explore, but there's no point to it. Nothing will "wow" you in that game, it's just another screen, the game feels like a maze.
BotW is indeed a modern take on that, there's actually interesting shit going on this time and I can't wait to get in there and run around.
>>341329762
>"call me OLD man"
i miss that show
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