>Witcher 3
>expansive fields of grass
>Souls-lite combat
>no puzzles or dungeons, no meat to the game
>overworld has nothing in it except visiting question marks on your map like Bandit Camp #4345 or Monster Nest #5342
11/10 GOTYAY
>Zelda BotW
>expansive fields of grass
>Souls-lite combat
>dungeons, loads of mini-dungeons, all of them full of puzzles
>we know it'll be quality because even the worst Zelda games have had great dungeon design, even the most basic puzzle in the tutorial dungeon is more complex than anything in Skyrim
>dungeon items can be used to interact with various objects and environment in the overworld
0/10 le open world meme Nintendo is doomed
>zelda puzzles
>good
I chortled.
>>341314595
Name some open world RPGs with good puzzles then :^)
>>341314706
>open world
>puzzles
I can't think of a more retarded combination
>>341314979
Seems like you got stumped, my friend ;^)
>>341314706
Alundra had better puzzles tho is not a 100% open world
>>341315204
This is some weapons grade autism right here
>>341314220
Speaking of expansive
>>341314706
Why would you want puzzles to be a core part of the content? It should be about delving into dungeons, exploring a rich world filled with secrets and danger, immersing yourself in the lore and its characters. Not solving brain dead puzzles, enter new room, rinse, repeat.
>>341314220
>kiddie game
>implying it's even on the same level
>>341315782
Do you think that was intentional?
Its just Sonyfags shitposting, just leave the board for a few days and they will stop spamming the board.
>>341314979
>you
>keyboard
There's one.
>>341316096
no its just some retard bitching about open worlds
>>341316031
Grow up, please.
>>341316360
Yes, i'd like to share this message to all nintendo fans.
Kys (you)'re self
>>341317298
>Kys
how is summer treating you
>>341316096
>le sonyfag boogeyman
Dude, fuck off.
>>341314220
Is it NX only?
>>341314220
Witcher
>Towns
Zelda
>not a single town
Bethesda open world RPG only good truly open world RPG.
>>341316096
>just leave the board for a few days and they will stop spamming the board.
They've been around for a couple of years now though??
People aren't mad that the new Zelda is shit, they're mad that they showed up to E3 with jack shit other than an incredibly delayed game and a bit of more Pokemon news.
Witcher 3 combat isn't even close to Dark Souls you dumb fuck
>>341314220
They're both shit. Grow up, Zeldafag.
>>341317814
its ok when nintedo does it
It's literally not okay when Nintendo does it.
/v/ is slowly becoming Neogaf 2.0. I think it's beyond saving at this point.
>>341314706
>open world RPG
Zelda has been an action adventure game, not an RPG
Legacy of Kain series had much better puzzles. To be fair Zelda is literally for children
>>341316250
>being this butthurt
;^)
>>341317963
You have to go back
>>341317698
but it has to be fucking sonyggers because pcfags generally don't give a shit about consolewars and microdicks don't exist
>>341314706
The Witness, which also looks better than what they showed for the new Zelda.
It has literally nothing but puzzles and an open world, though, and the puzzles are pertty boring (not unlike much of any Zelda game's puzzles), but it's an indie game.
>>341319017
You're a moron, /v/ gets a very high number of posters and a lot of people shitpost just for the fuck of it.
>>341314220
>no meat to the game
I know nintenchildren are mentally impaired but the meat of the game is the story, characters, and moral choices. Zelda U will have none of that, which is okay because I'm sure you don't want to be treated like a functioning adult anyways.
You guys should come up with a new name for your series because this isn't allowed to be Zelda anymore. Not on my watch.
"Not Zelda" is a good start
>>341319319
good point, I'm sure there's a good percentage of people that just play both sides to stir up as much shit as possible
>>341319207
WOW, SINCE WHEN IS THE WITNESS AN RPG?
>>341314979
>Suddenly no games have puzzles since i have no argument.
This is getting out of hand.
>>341319017
I can't tell if you're joking or not.
In case you aren't, YOU are a giant retard.
>EVERYBODY ONLY OWNS ONE PLATFORM
No. Just stop.
>puzzle and dungeons, let alone Zelda ones
>meat
>>341314220
Open world games are cancer without exception. Next?
>>341318198
I'd rather have lengthy gameplay footage of one game rather than 10 cinematic trailers of different games with little to no gameplay shownj
>>341319539
Oh, sorry, missed that part.
How do we know the new Zelda is an RPG, though?
>>341319435
>Witcher 3
>good story
>Witcher 3
>good characters
>Ciri Sue
>good character
>pick "I would prefer you mind your own business" and Geralt says "fuck right off cunt"
>deep moral choices
O I AM LAFFIN
>>341319435
>muh mature games for mature gamers
Fuck off, there's nothing mature about your fantasy trash.
It's all the same shit, you just have tits, blood and naughty language which teenagers love but adults grow out of.
>>341314220
Dude, just buy the game and enjoy, /v/ will always shit on games. Zelda Wii U was already shitposted to death even when we knew nothing about it. After, like always with a sequel of a Nintendo IP, it's a "rehash" or a "shit game because it's not a rehash". No matter what they do, Nintendo always lose, baby.
>Pokemon and a shit looking Zelda.
>those fucking graphics
Well Nintendo killed itself once again. Nintentoddlers are already in full damage control, even more than the XBots yesterday
It's like Nintendo doesn't even want to sell anything to people over the age of 12. But then there`s you good goys. What degenerated plebs you are.
>>341314220
>Souls-lite combat
Is everything with targeting and heavy attack, light attack, block souls combat for you? Are you 12 or something?
>>341320062
He's right though.
>>341320062
Yes, let's ignore the other countless well written characters just because the game has a few bad ones (that came from the guy who wrote the books by the way, not cdprojekt themselves).
That's still more good characters than zelda has, which is 0 (zero).
>>341314220
Good Zelda games are 2d topdown so of course anything else is shit
>>341320163
>Fuck off, there's nothing mature about your fantasy trash.
>It's all the same shit, you just have tits, blood and naughty language which teenagers love but adults grow out of.
This.
It's like how there's two types of Game of Thrones watchers.
One that goes 'oh hey there's a pretty interesting fantasy story' and is entertained even though the writing in recent seasons has been not so great.
Then there's the normie who goes "DUDE TITTIES LMAO!!!!" and talks about how GoT is the most epic show because of all the tits and ass and sex scenes and cares about the plot secondary.
>>341320473
>Everything is shades of morally grey
>good
>>341314979
>he doesn't like NES Zelda or metroidvanias
Fag
>>341320385
These are the same people who will argue that it's a Skyrim clone because it's open world.
/v/ is literally filled with fucking children whose point of reference are only modern generation games. Everyone knows that.
>>341320604
biodrone detected
>Witcher 3
>Souls-lite combat
It had barely more depth than Assassin's Creed
>>341314220
>Zelda BTFO
>expansive fields of nothing
>Same piss puddle shallow combat but now with more weapons
>dungeons
>we know it'll be shit because Zelda hasn't been good for generations, even the most basic puzzle in the tutorial dungeon is still a children's puzzle
>dungeon items can be used to interact with various objects and environment in the overworld
0/10 le open world meme
>>341320762
Nice projecting.
>souls-lite
>>341320163
Oh yes, and I'm sure zelda is the game true adults want to play, right? Let's ignore the fact that the artstyle is literally made to appeal to children.
Nintendo is hilarious, they try to attract children, they get none of them bceuase children nowadays want to be mature, as you say, so what they attract instead is mentally stunted manchildren who enjoy mediocre experiences out of their demographic.
>but adults grow out of
Seeing a manchildren trying to act like an adult is hilarious. Yes you grew out of saying bad meanie words but you didn't grow out of bright neon colored worlds designed specifically to strike a children's mind, right on sonny.
>>341321075
>doesn't know what projecting is
>>341320604
>Nintenchildren can't deal with moral decisions unless its saturday morning cartoon levels of villain and heroes
This is hilarious.
>>341321178
>BTFO
>>341321395
lol, I don't even know a Nintendo console. But I hate Witcherfags
>>341317797
Wii U and NX I think.
>>341315782
oh my goodness
>white hair pin
>>341322018
Ah so a fellow biodrone then.
>>341321178
>children nowadays want to be mature, as you say, so what they attract instead is mentally stunted manchildren who enjoy mediocre experiences out of their demographic
You really think "kids acting mature" is a recent thing? You have to be a child yourself to believe that.
And the manchildren are the ones in their 20s and above who genuinely believe that shit like The Witcher is genuinely good writing and mature content. This is like believing that Batman and Superman is mature. It's pathetic.
Maybe one day you'll grow up and no longer feel like you need to prove your "maturity" with gratuitous sex and violence.
>>341314706
skyrim had some amazing puzzles
>Nintenyearolds are this delusional
If you thought this game looks good, you're confirmed for a sputtering, obese, retarded manchild.
>>341318198
>Only two games at Nintendo's E3
>Still more gameplay than Sony's E3
>>341322457
>You really think "kids acting mature" is a recent thing?
Yes, and the rise of technology caused that. The internet, tablets, etc all getting into the hands of children means they're exposed to a lot of unfiltered content which has greatly expanded the "I want to be an adult effect".
When I was a kid kids were still trying to act mature, but we were still kids at heart, enjoying pokemon, toys, etc.
Kids nowadays don't even do that.
>who genuinely believe that shit like The Witcher is genuinely good writing and mature content
Care to explain why you think otherwise? There are very mature themes in the witcher world. Just because it doesn't have fedora tier writing like whatever you probably consider mature all the time doesn't mean it isn't meant to be appreciated by mature audiences. Hell, the series clearly went over your head so if anything that proves that it indeed has adult themes that go over most manchildren's heads like yours because you can't see past the violence and swearing.
>>341323282
You have no idea what you are talking about.
Kids still love their fucking toys today and have their parents buy them by the bucket load. If anything, toys are even more benign than they used to be and are making more money than ever.
And back in my day I wasn't collecting pokemon, I was playing Mortal Kombat and Duke Nukem 3D and watching Robocop and Evil Dead and so were all my friends. In between drinking, smoking dope and fucking, that is.
The current opinion in sociology and psychology these days is not that maturity is happening early, it's happening later. Much later. Not just children's media but adult media has been massively toned down. Just go back and watch some of the stuff they used to make for kids a mere 15 years ago and you'll see shit you'd never see today.
>>341317814
>not a single town
>>341324421
>. In between drinking, smoking dope and fucking
Okay I take it back, you're not a manchildren you're a degenerate.
Actually I don't take anything back, do you consider being 13 as being a kid? you might still be a manchildren after all. Unless you were doing all that shit when you were 12 or younger in which case end your life degenerate filth.
Sony fans fucking HATE games that aren't exclusive to their console, and utterly DESPISE games that aren't even on their console at all.
Did you expect anything else from /v/eogaf?
>>341319435
>STORY and WRITING is more meat than level design, puzzles, and actual gameplay in a VIDEOGAME
Read a book, nigga.
>>341314706
Legend of Grimrock 2 shits on any 3D Zelda game in the puzzle department.
>>341325345
Different games, different meats retard. Not every game has to be "so gamey XD" shit for retard. Some games focus on more meaningful experiences.
By the way this zelda doesn't have level design, puzzles or actual gameplay in its favor so I'm not sure what you're implying.
>>341325015
>do you consider being 13 as being a kid?
Thirteen is a kid. Why would you think it isn't?
Let me guess, you're thirteen yourself.
I'm not proud of the fact that I lived a "reckless" youth but that's what being a youth is about, being foolish and immature and making mistakes and learning from them. And loving trash like The Witcher. At least it's what it used to be, children are utterly sheltered these days. You don't see 13 year old girls doing heroin in soap operas anymore, you did in my day because it was what really happened, now they shield children from reality.
And if you seriously believe 10 year olds are running around acting "mature" your completely fucking wrong.
>>341325923
>Some games focus on more meaningful experiences.
Yeah, like gameplay experiences and solving puzzles.
>this zelda doesn't have level design, puzzles or actual gameplay in its favor
So you have no idea what you're talking about and just want to shitpost. Good to know.
>>341320859
>>341325015
A...are you 5? Wait no, 6. You seem REALLY mature.
>>341316250
underrated post
