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Can we now agree that Konami dodged a massive bullet when they fired Kojima, since his autism would have been a cash drain for them considering all he can think of is 'cool movie ideas' and can't come up with interesting gameplay mechanics for the life of him.
I'm glad that he made this music video. He was never meant to make games.
T. Guy who hasn't played mgs and seen all the mechanics it innovated
Kojima was a mediocre above average producer that gamers praised so hard that now he is a autism vegetable walking
>can't come up with interesting gameplay mechanics for the life of him.
So you've seen and played a game that nobody other than kojima productions have played? Interesting.
>Kojima game
>[no] interesting gameplay mechanics
I see you have never played MGS at all.
>I'll keep cumming
What did he mean by this?
There's literally nothing interesting about this "teaser". There's not even a hint of an actual game idea there, it's just pretentious garbage. There may not even be a game, maybe Sony just hired Kojima to make pretentious "artsy" ads for them?
You can't deny that the moment when he appeared on stage yesterday was fabulous.
>>341310846
>Pretentious garbage
Please get cancer.
>>341310846
>pretentious garbage
>artsy
>dumb things down for me
If you think this is pretentious, when it's akin to something like Interstellar/Inception you are a fucking mong.
>>341311085
>Trailer about a naked man on an island with a baby
>holds babby and cries
>baby goes invisible
>not 2deep4u pretentious bullshit
nah u and ur mommy get cancer, fag
>>341310846
>literally
>actually
>non-figuratively
>>>>>>>2
>>>>>>>>>>>>>DEEP
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>4
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>U
>fired from previous job six months ago
>PT project dropped shortly after release of the teaser
>expecting working game footage within that time for E3
Uper-tet
Seemed like a waste of a slot for the Sony presentation, but nothing can beat the Crash Bandicoot to Skylanders reveal.
>>341311574
Why can't people stop their bullshit for a second and just apreciate things ?
Seriously, fuck off.
>everyone hates on kojima
>potentially going to jew money out of sony for 5+ years before releasing a flop
>everyone also hates sony
why are you retards mad exactly?
>>341310784
the joos is loose.
she's joining the cast.
>>341311564
>Interstellar/Inception
both of which are pretentious and full of their own self importance. hmmm, sounds very familiar...
>>341309850
EXCLUSIVELY FOR PLAYSTATION 4
This is my kingdom cum this is my MAGNUM DONG!
>>341312007
>why can't people appreciate my shitty metal band's first music video?
>>341312007
>Videogames press conference
>NO HORD ON, I WANT TO SHOW MOVIE NO VIDEOGAMES I'M SPECIAL MY IDEA IS NEW! NEW!
>It's ok. Here at Sony it's ok when Kojima does it because it's ok when we do it
this shit is too deep4u
if you didn't like or get it, it's only beacuse you are a manlet cuck
prove me wrong
>>341312007
no you fuck off
obviously this place isn't fucking for you, you cock gobbling faggotI loved MGS but this is pretentious wank anon.
>>341309850
OOOOOOOCELOOOOOOTTTEE
>>341309850
No. I can not agree with you on this.
If you weren't laughing the moment the fucking William Blake quote appeared on screen you are a total fucking neanderthal. How can Kojima be such a fucking hack?
>>341312543
As we all know, Hideo Kojima invented the concept of only showing a teaser cinematic without gameplay. The idea was never done before and will probably never be done since.
You guys are quite the insecure bunch.
>>341312301
>thinking-man-mainstream films go over my head
Sad. Just how far do they need to dumb it down for todays audience?
>>341312593
>>341312301
>Interstellar/Inception
>pretentious
No, it's just retards who think the story is 2deep. They're alright movies, fun flicks to watch, but they are not even close to being full of themselves. They're little brain teasers that make you go "ash" after you figure it out, which takes about 10 minutes if you're not mentally handicapped.
>>341311564
Interstellar/Inception are pretentious though.
>>341313115
>This whole post
Here, you dropped these.
>>341313115
>>341312953
There's nothing to get. Perhaps there's an argument to be made for how they are 'logically' complex. But these movies try way too hard to portray these ideas where they otherwise do not belong. Which is why these films are perhaps some of the LEAST 'emotionally' complex films around. They're god damn melodramatic. The only reason people like them is because retards like >>341313115
treat them like 'brain teasers'. It's a fucking film, not a crossword puzzle. These same people who are quick to label those who hate Nolan's films 'stupid' are the same kind of people who will never even attempt to approach poetry or more abstract literature. Because they don't 'get' it.
>>341313792
>he didn't understand Moon
>>341312621
you can go back to playing smash nintenyearold
>>341313926
are acting pretentious to prove a point?
>>341309850
Ohh.ohhh its so deep. Man, Kojima-God like.
>muhsymbolism
>>341313340
Sorry but what's pretentious about Space travel/colonization? These are real concepts (learned in grade/high school) presented to a mainstream audience by way of a relatable father daughter relationship.
When you say pretentious do you mean you just don't like "inception horns"?
Real talk
Why don't these retard hacks trying to ruin and turn video games into "muh art" "muh cinematic experience" just actually go make a fucking movie?
>>341312301
why do people think interstellar was pretentious just because it had time travel stuff?
>>341315009
>trying to pretend that the only theme in interstellar is space travel/colonization
were we watching the same film? or did you miss the bit when "love is the one thing we're capable of perceiving that transcends dimensions of time and space" was actually a fucking line in the film?
LOOOVE, TARS!
>>341313115
>/tv/ in charge of movie reviews
>>341315057
You can't sell a movie for $60 but can if you make it an interactive movie.
>>341310846
No no, you see a strand can be getting "Stranded" or like a "strand" of string. thats why the title has the letters with string strands. a strand, or thread if you will, connects points. story points, if you will. the symbolism of a baby surrounded by dead animals is too obvious to explain.
Try harder pleeb. Maybe next time don't recycle some shit you heard on rebbit.
PRODUCERS DO NOT DEVELOP GAMES THEY ARE LITERALLY DEV TEAM SECRETARIES. STOP SUCKING IDEA GUY COCK.
Anything remotely good from mgs came from every fucking other person actually working on the games none of you can name to save your lives.
>>341315649
>melodrama means pretentious now
you lost sorry.
>>341309850
>can't come up with interesting gameplay mechanics for the life of him.
You're dead wrong on that. He was innovative as hell. MGS was groundbreaking at the time and made people see videogames in a whole new way.
That being said this trailer looked stupid but Kojeems doesn't like to play it safe.
>>341316792
Kojima is the director though.
Why is it that the instant anything even remotely non-literal or even subtle is shown, /v/ shits themselves in a flurry of anger and calls it pretentious.
You guys regard yourselves as the enlightened black sheep of video games discussion on the internet, leagues above the normie masses, but if you see anything that's not a straight up military shooter, its "2deep4u trash"
>>341317330
It's Kojima, and considering his track record, "2deep4u trash" isn't far off the mark.
>>341309850
this. I know Refn is his buddy but he really needs to stop taking ideas from him and trying to implement that shit into video games. At least Refn had the decency to build a teenage lesbo fuckfest around his tryhard symbolism bullshit movie. But Kojima gives us fucking naked Norman Memedus. Fuck.
>>341317831
>ever doubting refn
you fucking pleb
>he still thinks symbolism is deep
Did symbolism make MGSV deep?
>>341310846
calm down christ
>>341318508
god doesn't exist
be honest, if this didn't have Kojima's name on it you would be shitting all over it.
>>341318824
>>341320072
this is unironically true though
i don't understand what you're trying to say
Kojima dropped Bay and picked up Jodorowsky
>>341319810
>If this didn't have the pedigree of a talented developer behind it, you wouldn't treat it like it has the pedigree of a talented developer behind it
Insightful.
>>341312236
so I assume that you like pachinko
>>341311085
>>341311564
>>341312007
>its okay when kojima does it
>>341310846
Is this b8? Do you have any idea how long it takes to make a video game from fucking scratch?
>>341309850
>talking about the gameplay when it was a trailer
is everyone in your family this stupid
You guys are hilarious. I love this revisionist history you have that Kojima never did anything for the industry. I hate to use the term but you have to be seriously underage if you don't know what MGS pioneered. Even MGS2 predicted so much about the world we live in today back in fucking 2001.
You don't have to love his games, but saying he's a bad designer is unequivocally false.
>>341310846
american anti-intellectualism: the post
>>341321732
anon cmon the majority of /v/ at this point was born in the 2000s. Why haven't you abandoned this board yet? /o/ has been fun for me.
>>341321732
How does that in any way imply that this new game will be any good? Plenty of "gaming pioneers" have moved on to make utter shit. In fact Kojima is probably literally the only one who managed to stay relevant and make good games as long as he has.
>>341315057
>kojima trying to ruin videogames
neo-/v/
>>341316792
>hey everyone i'm a complete retard
FTFY
>auteur theory
FUCKING disgusting, my god
>>341309850
>cash drain
>games that sold in the millions and ALWAYS turned a profit
/v/ truly has gotten worse. Did you lurk and thought that your stupidity would fester unchecked and decided to make this thread?
>>341322148
I go on /fit/ sometimes but they talk about buttfucking and height more than they do fitness. /a/ has awful taste as does a lot of /mu/ and /lit/ is too far up its own ass most of the time. /v/ is still decent to get trailers and news quickly. I'm not sure why I engage in discussion here anymore though.
>>341322204
I wasn't addressing this game at all, just the people saying Kojima is a hack or was never good etc. I don't know enough about this game to come down on a side yet, but I'll always root for people who make the games they want to make. Labours of love like Dragon's Dogma and Dragon's Crown tend to end up as better games than stuff that's just cranked out based on demographics and surveys.
>>341320626
And what about this :
>Step 0 : See a surprise.
>Step 1 : You don't like it.
>Step 2 : Check if you have to pay for it
>no you don't
>Step 3 : Don't complain about.
>>341310846
yeah it's arty farty, but it's a teaser. It's supposed to vague.
>>341310441
>mediocre above average
>>341310846
I agree. "Death stranding"-even the TITLE doesn't make any sense! And also the beached whales etc?!? Makes no sense, very pretentious.
>>341323459
Stranding refers to a phenomenon in which whales strand themselves on beaches and die of dehydration
There is a stranding in the trailer.
>>341323459
unlike "Metal Gear Solid"?
>>341323839
English please, doc
>>341323459
The game should be called "Man Shoots Aliens 2" and it should have a dude who shoots aliens and it would also be a sequel to "Man Shoots Aliens"
>>341323459
The whales are all tied to the ocean, which has turned black and killed them
The baby is attached to the man, that's why it's alive. It's taken and the man knows that the baby will die (it'll be attached to something else) if he doesn't get it back
This isn't hard
>>341309850
>now
Anyone that wasnt an inbred cockmonger knew this already.
Also, why does this fag look like miley cyrus' dad?
>>341310690
WOAH BROSEF, YOU CAN SNEAK N SHIT
Y A W N
A
W
N
MGSV was literally only good because of its interesting game play mechanics, the movie-inspired story was terrible.
>>341324114
What you just said makes no sense
this anti kojima meme needs to die
>>341324475
Just like a Hideous Kojimbo game.
>>341324475
Go play some fifa fag
>very first teaser footage
>WHERE'S THE GAMEPLAY?
seriously nigga?
>>341318275
>liking Refn
Stop pretending that you're not the only pleb here.
ITT: Salty MUH HAYTER fags who shifted to full Kojima hate since he never had the time to bring MGSV to its full potential.
>>341321998
I just love that all these fucking foreigners assume every dumbshit comment stems from an American.
>>341316792
Kojima directs his games you cockmunch.
>>341317330
No one on /v/ enjoys vidya
This board is a way station for people on their way out of the hobby, a place where nerds desperately try to care about things they used to enjoy but end up shitting on everything.
It's eerie to watch.
>>341324349
This, I don't go back to MGSV every other month for the shitty story I come back for the fluid & snappy gunplay.
>>341324912
I'm American, though.
>>341324060
When whales are beached it's called a stranding. As in the phenominon in which a whale, typically still alive, ends up on the shore.
A mass stranding is when a large amount of otherwise healthy whales end up up washed ashore.
The cause is unkown, but they think it's a result of sonar. If the slope from the beach to the ocean floor is very horizontal then the whales have a hard time reading their sonar and end up swimming right out of the water and on to a beach.
In the trailer, the man is standing in the middle of a low tide lagoon of some sort saturated in oil and surrounded by stranded whales and fish, a stranding had occurred in that area.
>>341311574
>>341311085
>Wishing cancer on people since the TotalBiscuit karma incident
day 1 buy
is he the true savior of video games?
>>341325461
Who ?
Also if I haooen to have cancer, then I'll have it.
Shit happens you know ?
>>341317831
sauce
>>341309850
Bravo Kojima, Bravo.
You can say what you will OP, doesn't change the fact that this game will most likely sell very well.
Hideo Kojima's name is as much of a product as anything. Much like Quentin Tarantino, Kojima's name will sell this game. Sony will get both money and goodwill out of Kojima.
>>341325651
He was sharing bantz over Twitter and a few years later got ass cancer.
He knows exactly how to do good marketing. All his image, that teaser without any gameplay, etc. It all makes people talk and think about it. That is the main goal.
>mfw game nerds try to get into marketing and complain there is no gameplay in the teaser
Why doesn't kojima make movies? He loves movies, has a ton of ideas, and has connections to the movie industry. Why not just make a movie?
>>341311574
>>341312398
>hating things because I don't understand it
I am sure you hate Atlas struggle as well.
>>341309850
Are we allowed to change our helicopter music in this one too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Beda3kFNjo
Can't wait
>>341310846
They LITERALLY haven't started making the game yet. It's a teaser, that's it.
>>341326701
>Someone actually uploaded it as It Ain't Me
>Several years before the meme
Absolute mad man.
>>341322619
MGSV hasn't even broken even yet.
>>341326645
Because no one would fund his hack screenplays
>>341326325
Holy shit I now understand the Karma thing.
Also, real ass cancer or is it just a joke ?
>No Guillermo del Toro
So all that buttbudy talk was over nothing then?
>>341326864
>sold six million copies within four months
>god knows how many since then
>budget of 80 million dollars
Nah, even with retailer cuts and shit, it's easily made it's money back.
>>341327031
>Getting Cancer as a joke
That would be some next level shitposting, but nop, real ass cancer.
DAD WAS ALWAYS SUCH A DRAG
>>341327031
Real cancer, that idiot also didn't check with his doctor immediatly when he found out he was shitting blood sometimes.
>In October 2015, Bain announced via Twitter that he has terminal cancer, with an average life expectancy of 2–3 years.
Since then he's been going wild with his youtube videos.
>>341327031
>Just a joke
No, anon, Total Biscuit actually has bowel and now liver cancer.
>>341309850
So The Reason That The Fish Died From The Black Water Is Because Norman Rendus Is Not Aquatic Life - So He Is Not From Poison From It - You Can See He Was Cuffed To Somebody Magic/Electric Because The Cufflinks Glow - So I Think It Was A Man/His Brother - With The Power Of Shrink Who Can Turn Into A Baby - And Then Norman Takes Care And Is Afraid - But The Baby Goes Invisible To Fight The Enemies In The Black Water (Maybe It Is The Spacemen Skeletons)
Is This Gonna To Be Kojimo's Masterpiece?
It's is Cool.
>>341328408
>So the reason that the fish died from the black water is because Norman Reedus is not aquatic life - so he is not poisoned by it - you can see he was cuffed to somebody magic/electric because the cufflinks glow - so I think it was a man/his brother - with the power of shrink who can turn into a baby - and then Norman takes care and is afraid - but the baby goes invisible to fight the enemies in the black water (maybe it's the Spacemen Skeletons)
>Is this gonna be Kojimo's masterpiece?
>It's cool
I made your post a bit more bearable and lost some IQ points in the process
>>341324475
It's arthouse retard
>>341327445
"I'm coming back."
"I'll keep coming."
>>341309850
Every game he's been involved with has great gameplay though you fucking pleb.
>>341328408
Learn to type you fucking faggot
>>341329004
Thanks
>>341309850
It's hard to form any kind of opinion about this because no one knows what it is. I do agree with most people that this came off more as pretentious rather than mysterious.
I'm still intrigued but I'm just hoping that Kojima isn't trying to bite off more than he can chew.
>>341331641
It comes off as mysterious and cool. Not pretentious, there's nothing hard to get about it. In fact it's extremely easy to draw your own conclusions and make up theories, which is why people actually saying this is "pretentious" are fucking retarded. Kojima actually makes great games.
Kojima was a common man autismo until gamers hyped his trash and inflated his ego enough to make him think he's a world class auteur/artist so now all he does is make "so deep" pretentious music videos instead of making actual fucking games.
>>341309850
what is Konami without Kojima exactly?
>>341332336
A miserable pile of pachinko.
>>341331958
I know he makes nice games, but we know NOTHING concrete about this project other than it's name and that Norman Reedus is in it with some equations.
The way it was represented makes all theories a complete crapshoot until we get more info.
Of course there's nothing hard to get about it when it says literally nothing at the moment.
>>341331958
Kek, his music video is cringey as fuark m8. You idiots think Kojima is a godlike artisté and now he does too, when in fact he's a hack with more autism than talent. That's why Konami fired him and why he's busy directing pretentious music videos instead of making actual video games now.
>>341332059
I guess arthouse is a little too high-brow for you
>>341331958
I bet you like Drive.
>>341333379
name 5 arthouse movies you saw in your life
>>341333379
Keep beating off his little dick m8, it won't make his video games better
>>341333434
>mfw got in the hype and watched it
Some scenes were REALLY fucking well made and the music was superb, but, sadly, it doesn't compensates for the dullness of the rest of the movie.
>>341333864
The Holy Mountain
Only God Forgives
2001
Persona
Le Chevalier Noir Se Lève
>>341333379
did you just literally go
>2deep4u
>>341334690
Holy Mountain is the only one that even remotely qualifies as arthouse
I mean fucking christ you retard two of those movies are massive blockbusters....
so please stop "educating" others on what's arthouse and go back to watching movies on the imdb toplist you redditcore philistine
>>341334690
Not him, but can you really say 2001 is arthouse? For me it was basically Kubrick wanking over special effects. And rightly so, they were gorgeous.Book was better
>>341334690
>Only God Forgives
>2001
>arthouse
Kojimatards everybody. Let me guess, you also think PTA movies are "arthouse"? Idiot.
>>341335345
>>341335441
2001 is mainstream arthouse. Persona isn't arthouse? OGF isn't? Get a grip. You people are ridiculous.
>>341335812
the problem is you genuinely think arthouse means "movie with heavy symbolism that I like". you make people on r/truefilm seem like sophisticated cinephiles.
>>341334690
>the holy mountain
>>341336358
Arthouse is basically a layman's term for good movies. Most good movies have heavy symbolism, which is why I brought them up. Go back to your Spielberg, cretin.
https://youtu.be/ZIaPSCIfR2w?t=94
>this is not related to the game
>this is the identity of Kojima Productions
>>341335812
>mainstream arthouse
>>341336707
>Arthouse is basically a layman's term for good movies
jesus christ
if you don't know what a term means why even use it?
>>341310441
>mediocre above average
welp, another retard on the board
>>341309850
Pic related is a emotionally strong moment. Kojima and company did it again.
Zone of the Enders fan here, bte. Am I the only one?
Did this remind anyone else of that Oglaf comic where the guuy has a baby from his butt?
>>341326274
>Scandinavia
Kojima visited stockholm like 2 weeks ago, I assumed he was just headhunting but you may be onto something here.
>>341336807
>they made a cool af skull space suit
>that's just the mascot lmao
fuck you too kojima
>>341309850
The trailer is interesting but I really wish people would stop bothering with vague cinematic trailers. If you're not gonna show gameplay then don't show anything at all. No one should get excited over a cutscene.
>>341339908
What? He was in Stockholm? I fucking live 1 hour away from there.
>>341323459
I don't think stranding is even a word. This should have been called Left Standing.
>>341339908
Pretty sure he wen't around the world to see new tech, find a new engine and what not
he looks alot like that guy from the walking dead
>>341339908
He was on a world tour visiting all kinds of game studios. He talks about it on his YouTube channel.
Now we play the waiting game
>>341342942
>>341309850
>durr hurr what's a teaser trailer hurr
>The simple concept of symbolism is too much for me to handle so it's pretentious.
I think you're the one with autism
>>341342942
>Kojima's working with and funded by Sony now
Not the worst fate, though I can't imagine how it must feel to see a decades-spanning game series created by you turned into nothing but a backdrop for pachinko machines
>>341343213
Damn it i need Hayter to see it so i can feel good about myself
>>341344108
I always love the /v/ on the dead whale everytime I see the picture
>>341341636
Jag med. ;)
http://www.metalgearinformer.com/?p=26751
>>341343161
Yeah I got a friend at starbreeze studios who told me he visited.
Not even a full 24 hours have gone by and you people are already arguing about the game and calling it shit. Jesus Christ you people make me hate 4chan.
>>341345767
how new are you
>>341346469
saved
>>341347032
>hurr durr MAH SEKRIT CLUB
>>341315057
They are many different types of games, some playful and cartoonish, some realstic, and some cinematic.
Stop getting triggered when they make a game you dont like.
>>341326274
>yfw its true
>yfw project ogre isn't ogre
HOW ABOUT MAKING A GAME GOOD ON PURPOSE YOU CHINK
>>341348797
Finally! Someone who's not retarded!
>>341310183
>mgs
>innovation
>>341326645
Because his games are actually well directed.
What is this game about?
I hate this board so much.
>>341349192
>being so young you think that's chuck norris
>being so young that you think the mg didn't innovate
>>341325350
That is pretty interesting
>>341312301
nah real pretentious shit, is something along the lines of the assassin, which basically is a waste of time filled with well shot scenes that is basically just the director jerking himself off for 2 hours
>>341349975
hi red
>pretentious
Do you retards not understand what this word means?
Interstellar was pretentious because it's clear that it thought it was deep shit when it wasn't.
Kojima is always original and innovative and now we see how that's working out for him.
