Continued casual Nintendo Treehouse discussion.
She's game to Blow...
Previous thread >>341301340
The tits though
im game to blow, my load! XD
Chiko a qt
Chico is best girl
I'M GONNA MARRY AUDREY
I fucking hate chico holy shit
tfw this game looks better than i could have ever hoped
>Still no in-game waifus
Show us some cute female NPCs already
>>341304956
First for big jewbs
The game is shit, but those fucking tits, man.
>>341305214
You have shit taste
So, what's the verdict?
As of right now I'm legitimately beyond hype for this game. I wish I could play it right now.
This is hands down the best game of E3, by far.
I'm so glad guys. Not even joking. I'm so fucking glad the new Zelda looks like it might be a 10/10
REMINDER - THIS IS A SAFE SPACE
>Audrey and Chico
CUTENESS OVERLOAD
ABORT
ABORT
>>341304956
ALL THIS CHANGE
NO NEW ANTAGONIST
FAR CRY ZELDA
STILL GANON
FUCK
The only issue with treehouse is now we've seen a lot of both games and I want them, but I don't want to see more of them.
I wish they'd segment into a surprise NX reveal but that's not gonna happen.
Does Chico have a twitter?
>100+ Monks were buried alive in shrines to await the hero being ressurected.
>moblin takes off almost 3 hearts
Off the topic of tits for a second the game looks good, im optimistic
Wow, those Bokoblins can actually deal some damage with their fire weapons.
>>341305225
feels good man
Chico vs Audrey
Who wins
>>341305182
no that's impossible
since I'm going to marry audrey
>>341304956
I'm glad they listened to fan complaints about previous zeldas. So what's paper mario's excuse?
lol there big tits on the stream lol xD :/
>charge attacks with a blue shine
We Bloodborne now.
when does the stream end?
Ok girls but if we are discussing combat now I want M2K there to talk about recovery lag and frame data
>>341304956
What's with the arm gloves
>>341305276
>shit at videogames
>annoying as fuck accent
>not tits
nah she's pump and dump tier at best
>I like the meat
Chico? More like CHINKo
>I like the meat
>>341305302
The obscene things I'd do to Link
>I LIKE THE MEAT
CHICO BEST GIRL
>game literally has spirit hearts
BRAVO EDMUND
Who gonna go through the whole game with just spears here?
CHICO LIKES THE MEAT
>No wagglin
>Have to pull up menu, no second screen shit
Thank christ
Hopefully this means the NX will be devoid of any of that shit
>everything we've seen so far is only a portion of the smallest area of the game
>mfw
>>341305281
Take the dick out of your mouth and really look at it, the game is shit.
>link has a sheikah slab
>sheikah emblem is an eye
>it downloads apps from shrines
>link has an eyepad
>>341305182
THOSE TITTIES
chico seems like such a selfish and dominant bitch.
>>341305384
id fuck audrey and marry chico desu
>>341305426
she decided to become Hannah Minx
>>341305297
>FAR CRY
Try Dragon's Dogma.Which is a good thing.
>>341305407
Miyamoto
>>341305480
RIGHT HERE SPEAR BRO!
Chiko just wants to watch the world burn
>>341305182
>>341305386
She's married
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL I LIKE THE MEAT HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA MUH DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
IT'S HIP
>>341304956
So they're really only gonna show women playing?
This is the worst.
>>341305297
>Wanting a new villain meme
>>341305480
you know what I want.
post it
>>341305281
I feel the same way. Feels like they're getting everything they tried with SS and ALBW right while also expanding in all directions.
>>341304956
I wanna drug them all and put it in their pooper
NINTENDO WINS BEST HOST AWARD
>shoots down bees
>uses a fucking claymore to attack them
METAL AS FUCK
>>341305513
Literally nothing about it looks shit. It loopks amazing in every aspect.
Leave.
So, is this a survival game
>>341305302
He totally looks like a chick right there, right? i cant be the only one who sees some boobs there
>>341305616
hi gamergate
>that huge ass sword
>There is people on this thread that wont do a full run with axes only
Dissgusting
>>341305554tfw you never see her again
Where's my boyfriend?
>>341305302
Can someone loop the first animation so I can play it an imagine Twink with a vibrator up his ass.
>>341305281
Looks super awesome. Surprised they recovered so hard after Skyward Sword.
>>341305407
what do you mean by fan complaints?
>>341305513
>over-analyze this game until you think it's shit
/v/ personified
>walking simulator the game
This grass makes my dick hard
>>341305616
They know how to get people to watch
>>341305595
amazing funpost
Chiko is waifu tier.
>Look!
>You can take this stick, light it on fire and ten burn stuff!
WE COULD DO IT IN 1998
THIS IS NOT REVOLUTIONARY
FUCK
axes > spears > swords > clubs
>>341305730
He left Nintendo earlier in the year, anon. It's sad
>not playing with skeleton's arm only
>microsoft/sony stick to trailers and bullshots
>nintendo gives us full fucking hour of gameplay
when will they learn
>>341305730
I believe he left Nintendo a few months ago
>>341305517
This is pretty clever, I hope it's intentional.
>>341305494
Wait, still? That portion wasn't just for Bill Trinen's demo?
Holy fucking shit, this game is blowing my mind
>>341305730
He's no longer at the Treehouse
>>341305730
He left earlier this year.
>>341305505
Thanks anon. I missed it.
We Metal Gear Solid now
>>341305698
no, you're just gay
THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: BREASTS OF THE WILD
>>341305730
hes undergoing HRT and breat surgery so he can compete with the girls next year
>>341305887
Why'd he go?
Metal Gear af
>>341305281
Like the openness and the look of the entire thing. But why for fucks sake are they keeping the stamina system and even the constant reminders of how to use items when you pick anything up? it's like ok, no forced motion shit, but they still didn't really learn from Skyward Sword.
>>341305480
What weapons do you want to see? Right now we have
>Swords
>Blunt Weapons
>Axes
>Pole Arms
>Bows
>Shields
There'd better be fist weapons. All the utility items are gonna be runes now so we can finally have claw fists.
>>341305281
We can finally put based OoT behind. This finally feels like a natural evolution.
>>341305898
>microsoft/sony have a conference
>nintendo just has a chill stream
>>341305653
Yes, only with actual content. They aren't showing anything story related so its just sandbox for today.
Have miyamoto/anonuma been in any streams yet?
>>341305730
anon... ;_;
>>341305534
Seems to me that you're a sissy bitch.
GREAT
SWORD
>>341305648
>It loopks amazing in every aspect.
>shit combat
>shit inventory system
>weapon durability
Uh huh.
>>341305760
>don't analyze the game at all and it will never look like shit
Good drone. Wouldn't wanna perform any critical thinking.
Lel. It's like they said they wanted someone competent to play the game so they brought the azn in. Then they figured people were staying for the tits so they left that girl for commentary.
fucking kek
>>341305796
>Anon doesn't know what a walking simulator is: the shitpost based on the acclaimed story of one faggot's inability to understand simple videogame archetypes
Dude she just did the MGS3 beehive trick
>>341305984
Don't know, New opportunity elsewhere
>>341305430
>fuck her so silly that she begs for it in her native tongue
>/a/ now love 3DPD
What happened?
>>341305730
>>341305887
>>341305905
;_;7
https://twitter.com/CountLePants/status/742743981646172162
>>341305875
spears > swords > axes > clubs
>>341305505
"fuck yes"
>>341305954
Witnessed.
>>341306017
Anonuma was in the first one
>>341305505
Link iscute!CUTE!
>you can hide in the grass
BEES
BEEEEES
You want to fuck the bee?
>>341305929
Yes, we are still in the plateau. This game is going to be huge.
>>341306067
topkek
>>341305494
>>341305929
It was just for that portion, they left the plateau a while ago.
The Honey Bee
>>341306054
>Talks about analyzing.
>Just calls everything shit.
>>341306017
Aonuma was on the treehouse in the beginning showing off the demo
>>341305637
http://www.gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3014233
>>341306101
>wanting to put your dick anywhere near that disgusting sack of foreign garbage
>>341305494
>>341305929
>>341306176
This is XCX tier
What if Nintendo got Audrey on purpose to attract all these virgin losers? It's like Nintendo learning from female twitch streamers.
>>341305875
Greatswords > everything else
Also the plate armor seen in the trailer makes my dick way too hard.
This feels more inspired by Zelda 1 and ALTTP than OOT.
Thank fuck.
>>341306054
imagine being such a shill you actually posted "shit inventory system"
at least you get 1/120 of a cent for that post
>>341305929
Did you saw the damn ingame map?
Shit going be hueg, also monolith helped with the game. Expect something big like planet mira.
>>341306017
Aonuma was in the start of the Zelda stream. he left so the fuckholes can entice us.
http://nintendo.e3press.com
http://nintendo.e3press.com/Event
currently downloading artwork and shit from Zelda, 537MB
that's quite a lot
>>341305796
wrong thread anon, you were meant to post in the sony thread
>two-handers are a regular weapon type now
FUCK.
YES.
>>341306245
they literally haven't left it and won't
>>341306008
HAMMERS
>>341306054
I am analyzing. Im watching the stream.
You watched it for 5 minutes max then decided you hated it and began shitposting
>>341306243
/a/=/v/
>skeleton heads can swap to new bodies
the nightmare never ends
>>341306126
>axes that low
>not wanting to take an shielded enemy down with one perfectly placed stroke
Literally git gud
THE LEAKER GOT CAUGHT
DREAM'S OVER
>>341306338
I see my drawing in there.
>>341306326
You mean just Zelda 1. ALTTP was not that open.
So
>"Bo-COB-lin
anyone else been mispronouncing this the whole time apparently?
so death mountain when?
it's in the background and distracting me
This game looks too empty.
It feels like there should be more animals, birds, insects/butterflies.
>>341304956
Dem tiddies man, dem tits
>spooky arm still moving
That's pretty cool.
>arm trying to grab Link's ass
WEW
E
W
FRAUD
Is /v/ capable of nuanced feeling? Me, personally? No. This is either the greatest thing ever or the worst thing ever and I don't know where to stand
>>341306008
>Chain weapons
Fuck Audrey, who the other girl?
>>341306451
what leaker?
I want to
FUCK
that Audrey girl right in the TITS
GODDAMN
>>341306386
What's the pass this year?
>Skeleton arm trying to cop a feel when holstered
keked
>>341306543
shopped
>>341306415
not that guy but seriously try harder. combat looks easy as fuck and there is NOTHING but random ledges with shit item chests. this is def the beginning but man there's nothing here yet
>>341305616
We had Bill play before. He was fun. He just blew shit up like it was nothing.
>holding hands with skellebros
LEWD
>>341306338
Too bad the censorship shit didn't come out earlier so we could have avoided this cringefest.
>>341306465
I've always thought it was "boh-coh-blin" with no particular stress.
>>341304956
discord.gg/012UrDuZq91Nov4Uj
>arm grabbing dat ass
thank you Nintendo
I've noticed that the Stamina circles seems to varies with how quick it drains, but I've noticed it going down at least slow than the one in SS.
>puts wiggly arm on back
>it's reaching around his ass
>chico: like trying to...
>*audrey looks at her*
>chico: y'know
What do you guys think about the new Zelda? I'm not feeling it tbqh.
>>341306598
dude
look at the picture
>>341306552
Chiko
>>341306545
I am very capable of it. That said, this game legitimately looks flat out amazing. I love everything I've seen so far.
Am I not allowed to feel like this about at least one game at e3?
>>341306386
password?
>>341306552
Chico the hero treehouse deserves
>>341306507
Never they are only sticking to the one section of the world
>>341305297
Ganon is fine for as long as they ignore Ganondorf.
buttgrab skelly
>>341306335
>monolith helped with the game
ANON STOP, MY DICK CAN ONLY GET SO HARD
>>341306717
Looks pretty great
>>341306598
are you blind or just retarded?
>>341306717
looks like a kid version of shadows of mordor
empty as fuck.
>>341305302
>Link after being left in a room with Treehouse girls.
>that clipping through the wall
oh come on
>>341306386
>it actually works
>only 7 games
Kinda dissapointed that they removed real time menus from skyward sword. It's too easy when you can switch weapons AND HEAL during combat.
>>341306306
She's actually very good at presenting though. She's adept at the game, displays knowledge, and if you pay attention, she slyly sprinkles in reassuring factoids throughout. Like how the dungeons will get more complicated, and how there are more enemies to be seen in other areas. She addresses people's concerns in a nice way.
>>341306717
I'm feeling it
comfy with nice mechanics
>>341306597
I'm glad the zelda webm shows this. Look at how much smoother the animations are. In fact there pretty much aren't animations in TW3. He's just sliding.
>>341306509
Well, I mean, it's still like a 9 months out and we have no clue how old this build is.
We know we'll have horses and deer and stuff wandering in the final game, maybe they just took them out of the demo for whatever reason.
They might polish up that sort of thing later.
HES USING A SKELETON ARM AS A WEAPON
WAAAATTT
Fuck why did the mods delete the sticky? I don't know where to chill at now?
>>341306451
He found out the demo was 16 gigs though
>post ANELE
>get banned
>>341306562
some guy allegedly tried to download the demo from the showroom to dump it later
it was probably all bullshit though
>>341305297
>NO NEW ANTAGONIST
says who? the ancient dried up mummy who was made to protect the world from ganon IN THE PAST?
So when/how was Ganon confirmed? I keep seeing it mentioned but I must have missed it.
>bomb
NICE BALANCED LMAO
Fuck your house!
>I just had the stage flight, oh well.
my heart
>>341306867
Need a hand?
>>341306597
I for one welcome this new sliding trend in open world games
>>341306810
you mean the explosion? yeah that was pretty jarring
>>341306717
I'm feeling it but I sort of wanna see a town or village.
What they've shown us is fun but I wanna see more than just link.
2017 GOTY
>STAGE FLIGHT
why is she so shit
>>341306717
Looks 100% amazing
Nintendo won for me
The broadsword says that it was used by the soldiers that ONCE defended hyrule castle.
ONCE DEFENDED
No Castle town.
Why are they letting that obnoxious asian bitch play? Fuck she's annoying
>>341306670
Same here, man.
Apparently I've been mispronouncing "Hylian," and "Lake Hylia," this whole time too.
Fuckin' Nintendo games with no voice acting up until now...
>>341306914
Attention whores always say bullshit like that.
>>341306451
FUCK
>Be Mokoblin
>Hear arrows flying above
>Then start hearing angry yelling
>It's the Hero!
>What's he saying?
>"ALLAHU AKBAR!"
This game looks fucking awful.
>Audrey has been... satisfied
>>341306717
I love everything expect the world, it seems empty. They did say that they'd avoid story elements and characters, but it seems like there's literally nothing to find. Reminds me of WW.
>>341305505
sold
>>341306924
Someone in a shrine mentioned him
Wow titty monster @_@
>>341306754
hahaha fucking wat I MEAN OH MY GOD why dont you take the dick out of your teethe omfg you are LITERALLY FUCKING AUTISTIC lmao
>>341305281
Looks fucking great
Its too far away, fucking 2017
HURRY UP
![stdin_snapshot_03.06.32_[2016.06.14_13.48.54].png](https://i.imgur.com/75Ky0Ds.jpg "stdin snapshot 03.06.32 [2016.06.14 13.48.54]")
bussoms aside this looks really solid, i didnt think modern nintendo was capable of not fucking up
>>341306924
one of the shrine dude mentioned the challenge being made for those how would want to challenge Ganon
HORY SHEEET ITS HIROSHIMA ARROW
Those are big
Guys I slept through the conference
Can someone give me an update of what was announced besides Zelda?
>>341306742
I see...
>>341306924
they implied that the old man from the beginning of the gameplay was Ganon
>>341306004
>even the constant reminders of how to use items when you pick anything up
They did actually confirm that it only happens the very first time you pick something up. So it's probably not going to be like Skyward Sword where it happened every time you picked up collectables in a new session.
And even then, the notifications are a lot faster this time which I appreciate.
jesus these items are OP af
I WANT TO CUM INSIDE ALL OF THEM AND BREED THEM TO MAKE A NINTENDO FAMILY
Chico is a blessing
She is LITERALLY the best member of treehouse
>>341306924
In an earlier Temple, a monk metioned Ganon.
dem particles tho
Dang the explosions and fire look good
>reward for taking out a bunch of bokoblins is 10 arrows
Is this shit random or something? I know there was that sword but the chest should have had something decent.
CHICO IS CUTE
CUTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Can you sell shit too merchants?
Audrey saying "Fireworks" is soo cute
>>341307082
Fucking amazing
the explosions look really neat
>>341307041
this is probably the least empty world a zelda game has ever been. i dont know what you want
>oh there's apple
so why is /v/ so hype? this looks like an ubishit open world game
>just kills everyone with bombs or barrels in one hit
Really exciting stuff.
Why does Chiko like blowing things up?
>>341307082
>Is a MICHAEL BAY DUNGEON
>>341306924
One of the shrine dudes told Link about Ganon
>>341305281
Super fucking hype. They're showing what they have and I don't really see how they could mess up the base game and what makes it look so good.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING IN THE DISTANCE?!
>>341307208
its like MGS 5 more then ubi soft fag boi
>skeletons picking up downed skeletons' arms
Brutal
>Not a single Rupee so far
What's the deal
>tfw no cute midna like goblin gf
>>341307195
Not as neat as pizza.
>>341306867
I'VE GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU!
>>341307208
cause it's not ubishit
Is that DoF when locked on?
>>341307218
Because she is best girl.
>>341306967
I also meant how she did an attack next to a wall and it clipped
>>341307119
>pedo rapp leaves
>we get cute psychopath
Looks fun but I'm not buying a NX yet Nintendo
>>341305585
to me
how many hours of stream left?
I WANT IT NOW
I WANT THE ZELDA NX THAT WILL INEVITABLY BE RELEASED
I NEED IT
>even enemies can equip extra weapons
>>341306054
>shit wind
>shit color blue
>shut electric outlet
>that miss
Chiko please
ZA WARUDO
>weapon moves tied to stamina
>can't waggle2win like in TP and SS
Already the combat is better
>>341307313
Maybe you can't find money in bushes any more
>>341306451
>no source on the leak even happening
>no source on the supposed leaker being caught
>>341307084
They'll find a way.
>>341307314
why even live?
Hawkeye Link confirmed
>>341307313
honestly the rupee system has always been useless
ARROWS WHILE JUMPING
I FORGOT ABOUT THAT
>>341307218
early enemies in zelda games are always piss easy
>that airborne witch time
FUCKING YES
>>341307313
Hyrule removed the Rupee jew so now you have to barter for everything.
>>341307313
No use for money in a post-apocalyptic land.
>>341307360
many hours
and the same thing again tomorrow
We haven't seen any people to spend them on either.
>>341307218
Because she is a real american.
This is screaming MGSV a ton to me.
>link has witch time/bullet time/za wurdo
neat
>>341306465
>>341306670
>>341307006
who cares
japanese pronouncation os the only true one
>>341306386
OP here. Thanks. I was looking for access.
I hope you guys are ready for tomorrow's kotaku article about Audrey and why you're all mysogynists :)
I wonder if Link will have the option to go to settlements and get gangbang by mature dudes.
Thoughts?
>>341307201
A couple mushrooms and a beehive doesn't count as content. I'm afraid that everything will be diluted because the world is too big.
>>341307313
No towns, no friendly npcs, no rupees
>>341307313
Society is fucked so there's no use for money.
>>341307389
I'm really happy that's not an automatic kill every time and it matters where you push it
Alright I'm retarded. Which one is Chiko?
Link is a psychopath and must be stopped.
Also anyone got a webm of the skull cave exploding?
Fuck me lads this is the one.
I'm literally unironically crying right now.
>>341307357
good because its on wii u
S M I R K F U
>>341306924
Some buried monk talked about helping those who want to defeat ganon
>>341307478
I have important things to do
fuck
I want to keep watching.
>>341307547
one with the indistinguishable accent
Arrow farming confirmed.
>>341307208
Because it's a game coming out for the Wii U. There really isn't another reason
Holy shit this is such an upgrade from Ali Rapp it's unbelievable.
have they said anything non-zelda or pokemon yet?
i fell asleep during the pokemon part
>>341305281
Agreed. It's said a lot but this actually seems like a game compared to what the other companies showed that felt more like I was watching a movie.
someone make a webm of that footstool shield surf
>CHIKO GOING TONY HAWK ON THEM
LMFAO
>>341307478
Nah. I think tomorrow Is DQ, FF, #FE 3DS and things like that.
>>341307519
>Kotaku
DEAD
>>341307313
The old guy at the beginning said "the kingdom is decaying"
so im assuming there might be no shops or use another system for money like selling the items you pick up
Now Chiko's just showing off with the shield
This is gonna be on fucking hell of a launch title.
>Dat shield slide
>>341307534
stop being obtuse
>>341307609
>>341307564
stop samefagging already
Where/who is your partner?
>>341307649
No, it's just these two today and three more tomorrow
>>341307538
How do you know?
Reminder they've spent the entire stream in a tiny plateau on the map
I look forward to emulating this next year with my new 470.
How do ugly motherfuckers do it?
>>341307340
Don't post rean ever again
>>341307649
Nope. And besides a little bit of coverage from some minor games, it's going to be nothing but zelda and pokemon. We've known this for weeks.
>>341307548
That was incredible how the smoke wafted out of the eyes of the skull. Fucking technology man this game has all of it.
>the adventures of peasant link and his pitchfork
>>341307609
She looks like an Ex co worker, except for the tits.
>>341307564
>"smirkfu"
>She doesn't smirk
Do words not mean anything to you?
LOVE THE GAME BUT IT LOOKS REALLY FUCKIGN EMPY
>>341307325
LEAVE MY BONER ALONE
I want to mally Chiko!
Reggie has to be tapping that shit.
>>341307776
Money
>this combat
>>341307538
There's some woman at a shrine and (possibly) the king from WW though
Video here where she had worked for IGN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZuSRFGQa9A&index=1&list=PLpZzilTYUv_JErhoFxWzGHSBO6MMlJIwH
FUCK i've missed the shield surfing twice!
>500 HP
>>341307753
I'm referring to the stream that we have watched.
>>341305730
Goodnight, sweet prince.
>>341305984
He left some time in the middle of the gigantic backlash from Xenoblade and Fire Emblem and all the work done on TMS and he probably can't even respect those localizations himself.
And chances are he isn't fond of the new people that were hired to the treehouse like the fuck that ruined Fates.
And he left. Good for him really but it's sad for us.
>500 HP
Jesus
>>341307392
thought the same thing
>>341307637
>This is Audrey years ago
>Zelda mixed with Laputa
FUUUUCCKKK
MY DIIIICCCCCKKK
>THROWING WEAPONS
>THROWING WEAPONS
>THROWING WEAPONS
>THROWING WEAPONS
>THROWING WEAPONS
>>341304956
post more of boobgirl's legs pls
That damage, shit
THIS MADWOMAN
Fucking magnets
>You can't arrow spam strong enemies
thank you Aonuma
>>341307902
True. Probably just has non in the plateau
They got god mode on I bet.
>"AHHHHHHH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO"
>"CAWWWWW CAWWWW CAWWWWW"
Despite disappointing me I am not as disappointed as I thought i was going to be
>>341307776
He's not ugly. Just kind of bland. But she's not that hot either. They're in the same league. Plus, he's probably successful. Which is far more important as a man, when it comes to attracting the opposite sex.
>>341307538
Back when Bill was playing, they implied that there were towns and npcs but that they wern't showing them in the demo since it's confined to the plateau.
god of war
>god of war
god of war
>god of war
god of war
>god of war
god of war
>god of war
this is actually so fun
>>341307776
well anon he's not ugly and he probably doesn't hate himself and see everyone as ugly to compensate for self loathing.
but he probably just has money. fucking chad reeeeeee.
![stdin_snapshot_03.13.52_[2016.06.14_13.56.14].png](https://i.imgur.com/m3oJrIN.jpg "stdin snapshot 03.13.52 [2016.06.14 13.56.14]")
>Chiko
>>341307957
Still ugly, just shows her tits off now.
Literally Dragon's Dogma
>>341307313
some of the collectible descriptions have mentioned being sold for rupees
SWINGING THE AXE AROUND WITH MAGNETISM
>>341307564
>>341307609
>ugly face
>bad makeup
>fake tits
I mean her voice is cute but you people really need to go outside
>>341307960
Yeah I'm fucking loving it. Laputa is my favourite Ghibli.
>>341307753
Not him, but no Rupees sounds like a pretty safe bet by now. Opening several chests and only getting crafting material is pretty weird
>THAT LASER
DAMN SON
>i no ded
My heart.
>>341307960
>he said Puta
>>341307557
I liked her better before
>>341307503
Same here. Maybe it's the whole nip approach to the open world genre.
This music is pretty anime.
>These fucking spergs constantly screaming over the gameplay
Why
>>341308080
Following in Bill's footsteps.
You can throw a fucking claymore at enemies
>>341307776
because she looked like left side of this pic when they met
Amiibo next
did he just toss a fucking claymore at an enemy?
>amiibo shit
looks amazing to be honest
This is the best E3 in 10 years
>>341308080
CHICO A BEST
audrey close second
>amiibos next
wake me up if Audrey is there
![stdin_snapshot_03.14.25_[2016.06.14_13.56.48].png](https://i.imgur.com/3O6UnhZ.jpg "stdin snapshot 03.14.25 [2016.06.14 13.56.48]")
These fucking explosions
You can totally cheese that mob with bombs.
>>341308123
stay a virgin
CHIKO DIED
AND WE DIDNT GET TO SEE IT
REMOVE MEN
>>341308054
Seems likely. Every time they get fucked up by anything, they always retain like 1/4 of a heart.
SHE FUCKING THREW A CLAYMORE
Also is it over yet? It's 3AM here and I want to sleep
I just got home did we get anything on the NX?
CLAYMORES OH MY GOD MY DICK
>>341308152
if anime had music this good it wouldn't be just for weebs
>>341308157
>These fucking spergs constantly screaming over the tits
Why
>>341308157
Because it's one of the only E3 games shown to not be a walking sim or a child escort movie
>>341308157
They're having fun
>Amiibo shit next
Perfect time for a break from watching.
>Magnets
SCIENCE BITCH!
>>341308191
Booooooo
MegaMilk is really passive aggressive hostile to the girl playing(Sam).
Aonuma and Shiggy are cute!
CUTE!
>>341308250
I don't think it did any damage.
>>341308146
Kojima is American
YOU CAN CONTROL YOUR THROWN WEAPON WITH FUCKING MAGNESIS
I WANT THIS
>>341308130
The metals you find mentioned trading them for Rupees
When are they showing other games? Will there be DQ news? Hello?
Man the press release is full of literally nothing
>>341307906
sinister1 is hot
> story is not spoon-fed to you
> figure it out as you progress
> lack of music
> different outfits
Not sure how I feel about making Zelda feel more like a Soulsborne game...
>>341307503
>>341308146
How so?
>see Guardian
>oh he looks cool but he's probably a pushover
>500 HP
>Hiroshima lasers
>>341308139
retard
>>341308335
That's hot tbqh
>>341307853
She looked better with smaller breasteses, 2beeh fampai
>>341308276
thanks for reminding me
no
>>341307313
I like the idea that rupees just aren't common anymore. They're super fucking rare out in the wilderness, but you can do some jobs and sidequests to get payed in towns. And maybe selling stuff. They're like real-world precious metals now? You gotta work for that shit or get lucky.
Or maybe they now trade in food and/or sex. Or sexually arousing fluids that you also gain nutrition from.
>>341308390
Yea, if you're retarded.
>>341308276
Yeah. NX was stealth revealed in the Zelda game
>This Treehouse waiting music
>all I can think of is Negima
>>341308043
Oh but you can bomb spam them
>>341307776
you can get any girl you want if you have money dumbass.
>mfw Zelda ends up being a better MGSV than MGSV
>>341308397
That's why they brought him back there.
>>341308276
Not, not yet. Nintendo acknowledges it exists. But no information of showing.
>>341308415
have you played the original Zelda?
it has 3/4 of those
>>341308415
Better than Skyward Shit at the very least.
>>341308349
>Tfw you will never travel the world, eating gourmet hamburgers with Kojima-san
>>341308381
DQ tomorrow
>this music
>>341308415
when will this meme end? dark souls isnt the only video game that exists
>>341307313
The demo probably has no villages and/or towns, so no need to show rupees.
>>341308362
Besides there is no reason to have rupees before you have a town to buy shit in.
>>341308492
the magnet shit?
>>341307717
He's not being obtuse you're being retarded.
nintendo really goes deep into hiring good looking women
i'm not kidding here
that girl is not only pretty, but packs porn-grade tits
the other looks literally like a latina pornstar
and they dress 'casually' to impress
>Anyone who wants to keep tabs on Nintendo’s activities at E3 from afar can keep an eye on Nintendo Treehouse: Live at http://e3.nintendo.com, or on Nintendo’s YouTube or Twitch channels. The remainder of today’s show will be dedicated to The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild. The final day of Nintendo Treehouse: Live begins at 10 a.m. PT on Wednesday, June 15, and will primarily offer a showcase of previously announced Wii U and Nintendo 3DS games, including Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE (June 24), Monster Hunter Generations from Capcom (July 15), Paper Mario: Color Splash (Oct. 7) and Dragon Quest VII: Fragments of the Forgotten Past (2016). Additionally, viewers will get their first look at a new Mario Party game for Nintendo 3DS that includes additions and changes to make it much more fast-paced and portable-friendly – players no longer have to wait for their turn, as everyone moves at once. Mario Party Star Rush launches Nov. 4.
>>341308587
>Kaz in MGS5 was just a self insert
>>341308670The tablet
>>341308335
>MegaMilk
those things have lost all of their milk production capabilities t b h
>>341308624
It's groovy as shit senpai
>>341308097
>ugly
Just because her skin isn't as clear as your anime waifu? Get out of your basement
You'd think this stream would have more than literally one song to play during intermissions
>>341308484
Post more Malon/Cremia for Audrey lads
![tumblr_mg5ydzTFaB1rrftcdo1_r1_400[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/CmyxtLc.gif "tumblr mg5ydzTFaB1rrftcdo1 r1 400[1]")
>>341308624
>this music
>>341308342
You can tell aonuma is feeling it, at last.
>>341308580
Skyward Sword wasnt as bad as everyone pretends it is.
DEMO WHEN
This is the WiiU version right?
do yo guys think we'll see an upgrade for NX or is it going to be just copy paste like Twilight Princess on GC and Wii
>>341308712
you're being retarded
>>341308724
>players no longer have to wait for their turn, as everyone moves at once
>amiibo next
All right pack it in boys, see you tomorrow
>>341308721
They're wearing the same exact thing as the men. A Zelda Winds tshirt.
>>341308751
not sure why I'd want to use the tablet, it's basically just a scope from what I saw
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>>341308765
why would anyone ever want to listen to anything else?
>>341307776
He's not ugly. Also he's a probably a normal, respectable human being, not a /v/ sperg.
BRING BACK CHIKO
>>341307313
Top right.
They're still a thing we just haven't encountered any in the demo
>>341308910
Edit in piss filter for US version
>>341308884
This is nice.
Do you have more?
>>341308802
I've been feeling it in my pants since Audrey showed up
Would you guys pay for an eShop demo of Zelda? I would
Get on twitch.
The fucked up fps is a youtube problem.
>>341308545
From the looks it, it might end up being a better Witcher 3 as well.
https://mynintendonews.com/2016/06/14/e3-someone-is-apparently-dumping-the-zelda-wii-u-demo-to-sd-card/
I'm pretty sure this has spread way too far to get anywhere
>>341308884
>tfw audrey will never cosplay her
>>341308910
Bowser Jr. is the villain confirmed.
>>341308903
Don't sexualize the audreys
>>341308862
Yes/Yes. I don't there will be better textures or new particle affects on NX but it will probably run smoother and have a better frame rate.
>>341308910
>not gold
not murrican enough
>>341307503
been thinking the same thing dude
>>341308910
looks like shit
>>341308415
>Because soulsfags really believes that they created the genre
Truly delusional
>>341308903
YES
>I RABU YU ANDY
what did she mean by this?
>>341308910
Now just make it 100% gold and we're finished.
>>341308275
5 hours to go i think
>>341308862
It'll probably just look and run a bit better
>>341308437
Do you think it did 2 and 3/4 hearts as a static design or rather that it just isn't able to kill in one hit? Seemed like an odd amount of damage for anything in Zelda
>>341308910
Where is this from? That press release?
>>341308910
>aliasing
>>341308794
>this music
>>341308430
The whole "smartphone" approach to inventory and upgrades. How it retains some iconic elements, but is basically a new start for the franchise. Here's hoping it don't disappoint like MGSV tho.
>Chico says "I love you Andy!"
MY NAME IS ANDY
>>341308437
Im pretty sure theres some cheats in the background going on.
One player lost 6 3/4 hearts and another just lost 2 3/4 when hit with the laser
>>341308910
Needs gold filter over it
Post Chiko pics.
Her pair ofglovesmakes my dick hard.
>>341308924
He's not ugly, just extemely average
>>341308910
Pretty obvious that's just a placeholder. Where did you find this, amazon presumably?
>>341308903
audrey is not for sexual
>>341309025
>Update: User’s Twitter account has now been deleted.
Got offed by yakuza
>>341308889
yeah but the tshirt sizing is everything
i can wear a tshirt and look like a plain joe
or a medium/small sized one, and look like fucking superman, nips and all
also the burlesque arm warmers.... jesus
KAFEI BELONGS WITH CREMIA
>>341308624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPzn0wDvnIE
>>341308903
No, you only showed two fucking games.
it's
so
fucking
boring
I am not 100% feeling it yet
I am not really interested in going into a cave, killing some dues, climb a ladder for 10 arrows. Or looting a billion weapons constantly. Shrines and puzzles are cool, the actual world itself is boring as fuck.
>>341308986
item descriptions
>>341305281
I'm currently ordering a Wii U right now.
>>341308862
I think that NX version is going have a better performance and more fancy effects.
Aside that, same thing.
>>341308986
you have to eat food to recover rupees
>>341308820
I'd say it's worse, but whatever.
Fuck Skyward Shit
>>341308903
MORE
>Bill
BILL!
>more Zelda
>>341308724
So that's N-STARS.
Too bad it requiresfriends.
>>341309142
>tfw Chico says "I love you Andy!"
>>341308910
Looks nice
Select all images with grass
>>341308910
>literally the same artwork with a different background
>amiibo
ill see ya later
>>341309204
Nintendoeverything
>>341309142
You show 'em, Andy!
>>341308986
good catch
>>341309164
That's audrey you mong
>amiibo shit
nah, nah, nah
>AMIIBO SHILLING INTENSIFIES
>>341308335
so is chico. both seem to hate him for some reason. the guy is getting double teamed.
ITT: literal nintenyear olds being turned on by big tits underneath clothes, CLOTHES.
LOOK HOW MASSIVE THIS PICTURE IS
>>341308493
>Negima
Why?
Best boy and best girl now!
New thread
>>341309369
>>341309369
>>341309369
who best girl?
Is this the more futuristic zelda in the timeline?
The master sword looks old as fuck and seems to be a new beggining for everything.
>bring the jewgirl back for the amiibo jewing
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE, show more gameplay
amiibosMIDNA PLEASE!
BEST GIRL BACK, YES!
>>341308415
>you have to find lore for yourself in souls
no. it gets drilled into your head at the beginning and everyone you speak to just tells you more
>start dark souls 3
>20 minutes in and already i know that i am the dragonborn, destined to fight the dragon who ate my heart and raped my girlfriend thus unleashing a demon hoard upon the land
fucking trash. what the hell is supposed to keep me going and interested in the fucking story?
>>341309246
Cremia belongs to Russia
>>341309043
How much of a beta cuck can you be?
>>341308903
yes, yes you did
all three of you
>>341308415
There's music. Mostly in shrine and dungeons, but I'm sure some towns and special areas will get it too.
WOLF LINK COMPANION
>>341309443
Your screenshot doesn't even have the dimensions.
>>341308349
typical asian social media account. 90% of pics are food porn spam.
>>341309332
Life's gooood when you're a ninja block
>THE WII U VERSION OF ZELDA BOTW
NX VERSION CONFIRMED
>no partner
Fucking finally.
>>341308910
>rusty master sword
So it's a Wind Waker situation again? We get a less powerful version and it becomes better?
Maybe it becomes degraded over time with use and becomes really fucking weak, but can get stronger if you repair it?
Is there a petting mechanic?
NO NAVI CHARECTER CONFIRMED!
WOLF LINK COMPANION
>LINK IS GENERALLY EXPLORING ALONE
>PARTNER IS OPTIONAL
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>341309573
D-DOG
>>341309439
poor 58 year old fat virgin faggot, his dick red and ravaged by masturbating to hentai all day can only get turned on by his animu rape fantasies
D-Dog confirmed
>wolf Link
>not Midna
Missed opportunity, motherfuckers.
>wake up to check on new games
>its just fucking Zelda for 3 hours
Time to go back to sleep
>>341309393
Fuck, everyone was talking about big tits and Chiko so I thought they were talking about the same grill
that's cool
>>341309578
yes it does.
62x28
inches
DD ATTACK
>wolf Link
>not Midna
ONE JOB
WE FALLOUT NOW
LET'S
GO
BOY
>>341309431
Oh wait, I meant Chico, not Sam.
new thread?
>>341309614
Thanks, slowpoke
mother of god
>>341308903
MORE
>No acorn only meat
Chiko misses the D
2 LINKS??
How are you going to explain that one, Nintendo?
>Chico just doing whatever the fuck she wants
Kek
>>341309787
It's a digital image, what are the pixel dimensions?
Tfwnoqtmidna
>Wolf Link
>Not Midna
YOU HAVE FAILED ME TRININ!
>>341307776
Fuck you Chad! She is my waifu!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
>>341310083
21793x9961
>>341310105
don't worry there's definitely gonna be a Midna amiibo
sounds like amiibo are like your MGSV buddies
>>341309880
chico has been passive aggressive to everyone during this event so far. she is a very selfish player is all.
>>341309768
Fuck yeah that's cool. Glad I bought Twilight Princess HD.
Now to never use it because I want to make the game as challenging as possible.
>>341310241
Midna is in the amiibo with wolf link, anon. That's it for her.
>>341305281
i'll wait til i see better players trying it on the show floor
>>341310417
Why wouldn't they make a real Midna Amiibo? Maybe with the adult version and the imp version.
She's a fan favorite
>>341309614
already was confirmed dumbass
>Wolflink more useful in BotW than in his own game
Somebody caught trying to hack the demo into an SD card, they're bringing everybody into a room for a mass search lmfao
I'll kind of miss the partner. I know they fucked up with most of them, but I'd be up for a decent one. Even a normal pupper would be fine.
>>341310529
holy shit, ammibos to be companions for link? That'll sell ammibos 10 fold fucking hell. Is wolf link the only one?
>>341310748
take pictures and post them
>>341310748
Any pics? That sounds hilarious
>>341310961
The only one for now
WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
>>341310661
>It took an entire generation for wolf Link to find a game he fitted in
>They just confirmed in an interview that the game will have no towns. They clarified that it's a Hyrule in ruins and they took direct inspiration from the world of the NES LOZ. They did confirm that there will be a handful of stray NPCs throughout the world but no towns or villages in the traditional sense.
