Continued casual Nintendo Treehouse discussion.
Holy shit, these threads move quickly.
Dungeons mother fuckers! DUNGEONS. You can access them in different orders.
Previous thread >>341298029
>Oppai slut shows up
>Viewer count goes up by thousands
Kek
WHICH TIMELINE IS IT
>>341301340
AAAAAYYYYYYYYY LMAAAAAAAAO CONFIRMED FOR SETTING UP TRIALS
CASUAL REMINDER THAT NINTENDO BROUGHT TITS TO E3
NINTENDO WON
>want to tweet Audrey about how fine her tits are after treehouse but not sure how to do it without making myself look creepy
I'm jacking off right now
she's definitely done porn lets find it
TIG OL BITTIES
>>341301459
>slut
Audrey is pure
LITERALLY
WHERE ARE THE WAIFUS
IF I CAN'T PLAY AS A QT FEMALE LINK AT LEAST LET ME GO ON DATE WITH ZELDA
WHAT'S THE POINT OF OPEN WORLD IF I CAN'T RIDE AROUND ON MY HORSE WITH A CUTE GIRL WITH ME
DEFEND THIS /v/!!!
CUM TO ME
TIME TO STOP GANON
>>341301340
IT"D BE GREAT IF WE SAW SOME GAMES BUT NINTENDO DECIDED TO ONLY BRING ZELDA AND POKEMON
Anyone else worried about them having fully-fledged dungeons if they've had to dilute themselves with these small shrines?
>Link is right handed
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>341301527
Maybe Wind Waker?
There was a Korok earlier
LOOK AT THOSE
Why are they SO CUTE
>Ganon confirmed villain
this game isnt a zelda game wtf
Ganon confirmed and giant tits. Could this get any better?
Muh
>>341301563
were they always that big?
i don't remember them being that big
>>341301340
>OMAN AU
>AONUMA
WHAT.
New amiibo for your shelves
THE LAST OF US PUZZLES CONFIRMED.
i can't focus with that flirty talk and those too giant TITS
I'd forgotten about Audrey's adorable giggle.
>>341301459
>tfw reading twitch chat
>all those messagers that get deleted 1-2 seconds after being posted that are like "DAMN FINE TITS" etc.
Intense mayhem is the new exactly
>>341301581
Holy shit, it's uncanny
>>341301581
>same hair clip
wait what the fuck
Fuck Marry Kill
Nitenbabby want milk
What an annoying group of people
>"THE" GODESS
>"THE" GODESS
>"THE" GODDESS
WHAT, WHAT ABOUT THE THREE?
>>341301581
HOLY FUCK MY DICK
BUILT
>'IT'S NOT EVERYDAY YOU GET AN ORB ABSORBED INTO YOU" - AUDREY LON LON MILK DRAKE
Who is this new chick in the blue shirt with the honkers? The on whose playing now?
>>341301647
THey'll probably have a few major dungeons, but maybe less than usual.
WW had a bunch of tiny little challenges too
>>341301718
Fucking hell, Aonuma.
>>341301558
There is no way to do that not creepily.
>>341301691
>Could this get any better?
I wish the game was good.
>>341301581
>she even has the hair clip in the exact right spot
deviants
>>341301662
i hope we can change that in options or something
What is making everyone cheer?
>Banjo Kazooie: Car Game item where you can lift shit.
>Tips & Tricks screen
>>341301598
YOU CAN MOVE YOUR BODY A FUHREEUREE
Audrey a perfect.
>>341301594
>WAIFU
>Yuri
Enjoy being a cuck
AUDREY IS CUTE
>>341301563
Right girl is much cuter.
>>341301563
Who is this semen demon
>>341301720
More content that could have just been in the game in the start
>>341301527
Wind Waker's
> Link can use magic again
YES, I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS.
>>341301581
DELET
Why are they women?
>>341301581
Meme magic strikes again
>>341301759
Cosplay?
NINTENDO WON
>>341301807
You don't look well Yoda
Anon you are not treasure, get out of my face
THIS GAME LOOKS SO FUCKING GOOD
AND SO FUCKINGFUN
>>341301886
read the thread faggot
>>341301340
Give your honest opinion, what do you think of this game. Will you wait for NX or play it on Wii U with 2 fps?
I don't really know what to think about this game.
>>341301581
OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>341301701
LOL, are they wearing LGTB symbols?
>>341301879
my nigga
>>341301581
MEME MAGIC IS REAL
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So it looks like they completely removed puzzles in lieu of these shitty items.
This game sucks.
Etika living the fucking life man, Pretty jealous of that dude
>>341301786
Goddess Hylia nigger
>tfw Audrey looks like my sister
I just can't find her attractive, that would weird me out
>3 hours
>2 games
nintendofags will defend this
>>341302014
what game
>>341301786
AONUMA NO FUCK
WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST GET KOIZUMI TO WRITE THE STORY
>>341301762
I know that big titty broad, but who are the other two?
>>341301762
Fuck right
Kill Sam
Marry Audrey
>>341301786
Referring to Hylia.
>>341302014
Nintendo fanboys are hyping it up. It's mediocre otherwise.
she was built for breeding
>>341301762
marry fuck kill
>>341301786
Hylia has been cucking the three creator Goddesses since Skyward Sword.
>>341301762
In that order.
>>341301762
fuck middle, marry right, kill left
>>341302039
sis pics plz
But where's zelda guys ?
Why won't the mods sticky this shit? The audrey- uh the interesting gameplay deserves it.
>>341301927
no, just insane busty concidence
>>341301762
kill fuck marry
>ubi/sony/ms over produced trash with a ton of shit games
>ninty bringing the comfy with a dank new zelda stream with a cast of top quality breeding material
and people say they lost e3 baka
http://pastebin.com/QRaZmR5i
.
>>341301946
>inb4 SJW's rage
>>341302039
post pics of sister
>>341302038
but its after windwaker, there IS NO godess Hylia
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>Shrine Oman Au
Aonuma are you being fucking serious
>>341301870
the middle girl looks like she has some sort of disease
>>341301762
Fuck, fuck, fuck
>>341301786
Hylia was already introduced in Skyward Sword, she's a lot weaker than the big three, more like a demigod. Every Zelda is her descendant.
>>341301581
Why is she so perfect?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRysnFfh0Gk
this streamer says he's in contact with guys leaking the demo
Do you think Audrey knows that there might be one or two viewers out there in the world who have taken notice of the size of her breasts?
What do you guys think?
>>341301786
>he didn't play skyward sword
>>341301984
I've stopped watching the stream at this point holy fuck
>>341301762
How is no one discussing those wonderful tits?
I bet that bitch dreams about giving titjobs to Link every night.
>>341301598
Amiibo are the one thing I wished that would stay out of the game.
>>341301581
WE DID IT AGAIN.
WE MADE IT REAL
>>341301581
BREH
THIS IS MAG-FUCKIN-NEATO
savage
>>341302127
Not only her tits. But her voice is sexy as hell. She's totally got slut-voice.
>>341301870
>Alison Rapp
DELETE THIS
>>341302072
Nigger look at the thread you are in. you fucking retardooooooooooo
>all the 2D weebs fags getting exited for 3D
lmao.
Is this the worst commentating on a video game ever?
>three strong womyn
>terrible banter
>nothing but praise for a game made by their employer
>Kingdom
Where?
Nintendo wins
>>341302246
She's attractive and genuinely likes vidya.
All these Ninty waifus are bloodthirsty killers
Bouldy is a cuck
stop liking tits you cishet shitlords
you could use some more non-sexual citizen kanes of gaming like dad of war and the last guardian
>>341301870
Audrey confirmed for escort?
These women are so fucking corny. Do chicks seriously play like this?
>>341302014
Might pick it up if the NX gets other good stuff.
I'm not impressed. It looks less like previous Zeldas, which I like, but it looks like some weird Zelda/Far Cry combo. Not impressed by the open world at all, it looks pretty barren. Inventory system and combat doesn't seem that good either.
>>341302014
It's going to be shit like every Zelda game after Zelda 2. I'm just here for dem tits.
>>341301718
HAHAHAHAH
The madman is part of the lore now. Or that name is only for the demo?
WHEN DID SARAH SILVERMAN GET BIG TITS?
Magnesis ability is so fucking smooth
I love how fast it is, reminiscent of Psychokinesis in Destroy All Humans
>Hello, guys...
>Nintendo actually brought Mega Milk and a good game to E3
>>341302371
Right is superior to left.
>those tits
>>341302284
nah, having them fucked rough by Ganon
>>341301563
>you will never fuck left while right is insecure about her tits
>you will never comfort her after cumming deep inside left
>she will never clean your cock from her juices
>>341302248
yeah he knows some hackers, he just hit 300,000 and getting shit ton of donations, cant say he doesn't deserve it.
>>341302127
I want to insert my orb in her if you catch my drill
>>341301720
is archer link farting?
God, I hate women.
>>341302364
Shouldn't you be watching the trailers from the Sony conference?
>>341302241
You don't know the half of it.
Feel like nintendo is dying and this E3 is honestly sad for me.
That being said I want to compliment them on the people they choose to show their games. I've been watching this entire time and not once did I think about the fact that there are 3 women talking about the game, the fact they are girl gamers, I didn't get reminded of feminism or any other of that social cancer. It's just been normal people talking and enjoying a game.
So good for nintendo, they at the very least employ actual humans instead of cancerous parasites like everybody else.
this game is such a snorefest
>>341302014
>Give your honest opinion, what do you think of this game.
Cautiously optimistic. I like the climbing around shit and all the weapons/armor.
>Will you wait for NX or play it on Wii U with 2 fps?
Depends on what the NX is, what the controller is like and if it has backwards compatibility because I'm starting to lack in space.
>I don't really know what to think about this game.
Some of the changes are weirding me out a bit.
The voice acting, all the technology stuff, the Skyrim-ass style gameplay. Maybe it'll all come together and be good but I don't know.
>>341302364
Zelda is hugely popular with women. And yes, you can't expect employees of the company to say critical things on camera.
>baldy
Oh boy I can't wait for more
MAYHEM
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>>341302351
It was a more innocent time.
yeah this is cool but where's eric?
>>341302514
#mobgoblinslivesmatter
>>341302371
MUH
>Audrey's boobs won E3
I'm okay with this.
Holy shit she's annoying as fuck please make her shut up
>>341302014
Will buy it for NX day 1
even a legendary uber collector's edition
game looks GOTY
BUT STOP TALKING ABOUT ZELDA DISCUSS AUDREY'S HUGE MILK BAGS
They've seriously been upping their continuity since Skyward Sword
>>341302542
I don't want to catch your drill, that's gay
![Nintendo-horseshoe-controller-pcgh[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jE86Akf.jpg "Nintendo-horseshoe-controller-pcgh[1]")
CONFIRMED
NX CONTROLLER CONFIRMED
I am changing my rating for this "conference" from 3/10 to 7/10
Nintendo wins with tits
>>341301581
Someone shoop it
right
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>341302246
probably silicone from the looks of it. not natural looking cleavage
Holy fuck this bitch is ugly.
>>341302652
BLASPHEMY
LINK GET DOWN
THE ENEMY SNIPER
>>341302581
>they at the very least employ actual humans instead of cancerous parasites
Alison Rapp was the very definition of a cancerous parasite.
That damage.
Jesus fuck THAT DAMAGE
>that damage
Jesus
6 1/2 HEARTS OF DAMAGE
>SIX AND A HALF HEARTS
>6.5 hearts of damage
HOLY SHIT!
>6 and 1/2 hearts of damage
Damn
r/abrathatfits jesus
Is Nintendo going to show anything else? It's been like 3 hours of Zelda.
That fucking damage.
![stdin_snapshot_02.43.26_[2016.06.14_13.25.45].png](https://i.imgur.com/hriz1r4.jpg "stdin snapshot 02.43.26 [2016.06.14 13.25.45]")
wew
>>341302514
>good game
Where?
I know everyone else is memeing and all but be honest
Anyone else literally watching with their dicks in their hand?
Or just me. No joke.
Those mammaries
>inb4 someone says ripping off Minecraft
>Gotta live life on the edge
I like this girl
>>341302764
>>341302795
>slow as fuck attack that is telegraphed eons before it comes out
>does a ton of damage
HURR DURR
absolutely btfo
Holy fuck, I take it back about being too lenient with damage
Holy shit, that damage.
>>341301581
MEME MAGIC
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>7 hearts of damage
What's up with the sword animations? It looks really weird.
>Legend of Zelda: Dragon's Dogma
uhhh the food eating isnt in real time??
>>341302014
Looks surprisingly good, probably favourite announcement of E3.
>>341302127
literally perfect
I wonder if she actually likes video games or that she's a good actor.
Girls are usually good actors.
My hype is uncontainable.
WHAT IF THERE ARE NO HEART CONTAINERS
AND YOU NEED COOKED FOOD TO GET EXTRA HEARTS
This looks so fun, am I an idiot for getting a Wii U for this? This and maybe SSB.
>>341302829
this game is gonna be fucking brutal and i love it
Remember
https://docs.google.com/document/d/159hHApvkrtaVVTjHjHLjIxA6V4m4Y_BYccDA6U3rbtQ/edit?usp=sharing&pref=2&pli=1
>>341302860
Just you
>>341302890
Relax man, didn't mean too much when I said that.
>tfw the game looks better than i could have ever hoped
>tfw nintendo show up with 2 games and already do better than last year
the legend truly came back to life
>>341301340
Did they use the gamepad for using items from the inventory like in Windwaker? Didn't notice yet
>>341302760
And she got the boot
>>341302860
>Being str8
>>341302860
go take a cold shower, famicom
Why are the colors so washed out?
>>341302760
which one is she?
でかい
>tight as fuck t-shirt
>big honkers
>elbow gloves
unf
shame about the face though
>>341302720
>probably silicone from the looks of it.
>>341301670
nice boulders right?
>"You have nice tots"
>Banned after 6 seconds
Damn they are fast
>>341302930
Nope, we Skyrim now. As long as you have food you literally never have to worry about dying, just pause and eat until you're healed.
O hey more about Hylia and whatever the hell she is.
>>341302961
Reggie confirmed this is also coming for NX.
>Link wants the thing
>It's not MY thing
Oh.
Dear god these girls are annoying.
What does it mean?
>>341302860
Just you desu
>>341301581
>we're gonna do the thing to get the thing
>as link wants, as you know
BLOW ME AUDREY
>>341302930
>He eats food in real time
>>341302930
What did you expect?
Link wants it
The trailer looked like shit, but the actual game looks cool.
More complex dungeons confirmed
>>341302979
Audrey isn't a miserable bitch like Allison is.
>>341302860
No anon, I'm jacking off right now.
>>341302860
:^)
>"Let me eat this extra food so that I don't die"
>Leaves Link with half a heart
>>341302979
I wish Audrey came to /v/ to see all of us talking about the things we want to do her boobs
I want Audrey to read this thread ON STREAM, LIVE.
I WANT HER TO READ IT OUT
>>341302890
But at least it does that kind of damage at all. That would have been one heart in Twilight Princess.
Who hype for wolf link in the new Zelda?
Nintendo announced a new series of amiibo figures specific to the game that includes Link with a bow (“Archer”), Link on horseback (“Rider”), and a “Guardian” that is the first amiibo with flexible parts. The existing Wolf Link amiibo works with the game as well: When players tap a Wolf Link amiibo to the Wii U GamePad controller, Wolf Link will attack enemies on his own and help players to hunt. He has three hearts, unless players carry over save data from The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess HD. Wolf Link disappears when his hearts run out.
>>341303049
Do you need help?
Are they fucking replacing dungeons with this shrine bullshit?
>bomb trial
OH MY GOD JC
>>341302961
Yes your an idiot for getting a Wii U for thisbecause you should get the nx if you don't already have a wii u
>infinite bombs
Casual shit
This girl is not funny.
>>341302856
>it's okay because le tits duude XDD
kill yourself
>>341302860
Not alone brother, i'm not fapping but i'm just playing with it in my hands
>>341302860
I knew I was doing it wrong
my dick is hard as fuck and I should be masturbating right now
>>341302434
It's part of their job to act. They're bad actors so they come off as corny or cringy or whatever.
>>341303041
actually just looks like she got fat and tits came with it
The right girl is so fucking cute
DUDE WOMEN LMAO
>>341303020
お-大きい...
>>341303049
>criticizing people for talking about boobs
>posts picture of kamiya
>>341301340
Breath of the Wild, holy shit what a stupid title. The girl playing knows the game and she's a fucking scrub at it.
Nintendo is fucking dead. Video games are finished.
>temperature and sound display
Interesting
>>341302930
Having to time your healing would be way too difficult, anon. This is a kid's game.
>7 hearts of damage
is this Hero Mode already?
>>341303020
>Niconico stream talking about her cup size
>WE GOT TWO BOMBS HERE
You must certainly do
>>341303174
No. The leak said there was a bunch of mini-dungeons to get items, and there are 4? big major dungeons still.
>>341303049
kill yourself please please please just do it
>>341303076
SHE CANT CONFINE HER BREASTS INSIDE THE BRA
the "dungeon" took all but 5 minutes to complete
>>341302652
fucking faggot fuck
>That physics
>That artstyle
>That sound design
>Dem puzzles
>That adventure feeling
Yes. This is good. I welcome this new Zelda gameplay.
>>341303049
gay
PASTABILITIES
>>341301581
How many children do you think she can feed with those?
If she hasn't borne children before, they probably get even bigger.
I WANT TO FUCKINGPLAYTHIS GAME
>>341303049
GO BLOG ABOUT HOW IT OFFENDS YOU
>>341303174
No. If you heard her earlier, she said there's shrines AND dungeons.
>>341303174
Dungeons likely have to do with the story they aren't showing today.
>all these shit rewards that don't do anything
just like rupees ugh
THIS GAME LOOKS SO AWESOME OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M NOT DREAMING.
THIS IS LITERALLY EVERYTHING I HOPED FOR
>UNLIMITED BOMBS
LMAO, so you collect a million irrelevant items everywhere but the bombs are unlimited for some reason. epic.
>>341303049
Where do these
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posters even come from? Every time there's an event on anything on any board, you get these autists memeing like crazy. It's even worse on /sp/.
DUDE BOOBS LOL XD CUTE CUTE CUTE LE BOOBS XD ANIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I fucking hate /a/ so much.
>>341303076
She needs to be fitted for a better bra desu
>>341303049
Why would you use Kamiya? He's a big fan of the female body.
I'm also guessing you must be pretty fucking gay?
>>341303174
Yes.
BUT
DUDE
THERE LIKE
SO MANY SHRINES DUDE
LMAO
we Bomberman now
>>341303049
You sound like a Tumblrite.
notice how she has the smallest shirt. she wants us all to be imagining titfucking her right now
>>341302979
Playboy audition soon.
>>341303379
shiekah magic son
>>341302652
Shut up. I wish we got her voice instead of that shit british impersonation.
>>341303312
I think the magnetism is a bit questionable, might be a bit... gimmicky, but other agree completely.
>>341303274
>4 dungeons
Dropped. Shit Waker all over again.
>>341303076
holy fuck how is nintendo not censoring this?!?!
Those tits are busting out of the bra and you can see it!!!!
>>341302014
I'm optimistic but not %100 convinced. I mean the art style is perfect for me and I like open world games. The rpg elements are a plus as far as I'm concerned. I definitely need to see more of it to reach a conclusion.
How is the story
How are the prope dungeons and how many there are.
How deep is this collecting item/material/weapon/armor things go
Are there side quests
Enemy variety, boss fight quality etc etc
It's literally too early to say something for everyone I guess.
>This music
Sounds like ALTTP first dungeon
Are Shrines replacing dungeons or are there still traditional dungeons?
>>341303381
They want attention in a fast moving thread.
>>341303358
would rather have a nice red rupee than junk swords clogging up inventory desu
>>341303382
>being homosexual
>>>/vg/145464328
>>341302860
Only because I've been watching JAV inbetween
WE PORTAL NOW
>Portal section
This game has it all
>>341303382
I am /a/ and I am as disgusted as you.
>>341303381
It's literally tumblr
A friend just linked me a tumblr thing of people bitching about people liking her boobs as we post
>>341303274
I think the 4 shrine thing was only about getting 4 orbs to buy that glider. So there'll probably more actual dungeons.
>>341303475
Both are in the game
>>341303475
Seems like they're the replacement.
Who here thinks the new Zelda looks like trash?please tell me I'm not alone...
>>341303458
there are 8
My fav part
>Type "Treasure CHEST"
>Get banned
>>341303419
>>341303407
>>341303381
>>341303335
>>341303319
>>341303278
>>341303245
>WTF YOU DONT GO CRAZY FOR PAIR OF RANDOM TITS YOU WILL NEVER SEE?!?!?! SJW GTFO1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>341302246
Anyone else see Daphne Rosen here?
>>341303174
Dungeons are story mode, they dont wanna show story
>>341303475
whats a shrine
How many shrines are in Japan?
>>341301558
There's also no way you aren't a creep already
>>341303475
there are regular dungeons, but very few of them
they really need to have more shit actually happening in the open world, otherwise this one is gonna be a pass
>>341303076
I bet its sweaty in there.
9 months away
fuck me
>Nintendo's e3 is 3 cute girls playing zelda
>>341303575
it looks fucking amazing
>>341303269
There is nothing wrong with it, if she's intentionally emphasising them like that.
>>341303575
what new zelda?
>>341302705
No you moron, the magnet is a tool in the game. You can even see it in the trailer
How did she do it?
>>341303274
>4 dungeons
>(four)
>over 100 shrines
Well that confirms it. I could forgive the graphics and the empty open world. I could even forgive it being released on a dead console. But that's too much.
>>341303458
>wind waker
>4 dungeons
>>341303174
Have you never played any other zelda before? Mini dungeons are a thing, and it's obvious there will be story dungeons and side dungeons.
I mean, the fucking pothole challenges and fairy shrines in Wind Waker are exactly like this.
>>341303575
it lookspretty neat
>>341303453
How so? I don't think it uses motion controls to be used, and I'm pretty sure it's just one of the weapons.
If it's about it being the NX controller, that's total horseshit.
>>341302930
It might be in hero mode.
>>341303475
She mentioned that there would be shrines and dungeons
>>341303548
Screenshot that shit, I need a laugh
>>341303517
I hope it was big boobs JAV
Just the right thing to calm down my raging PENIS now that I've seen Audrey
I'd give her all my rupees if she let me stick my STEEL ROD inbetween her MASSIVE BALLOONS
WE CHOZO STATUES NOW
>>341302139
Mah nigga
>>341303575
looks OoT tier
>>341303575
I like it.
>>341303538
Thats because your board is full of hypocrite faggots who actually love 3D skanks.
This thread is proof of that.
>Japan has shrines
thank you, never knew that
>snowboarding
>magnetic powers
>expanded bomb mechanics
>overhauled health and food mechanics
>weapon scavenging
>100s of puzzle rooms
I'm sold
>>341302018
There was a shooting recently...
>>341303645
This.
And they still say Nintendo hasn't won.
>>341302720
It's a push up bra
>>341303645
Literally neither of them is remotely cute, just one of them happens to have boobs.
shrines are supplementary to dungeons
>>341303606
I'd rather fuckLink.
>>341303575
I think you look like trash
>>341303575
Not impressive at all. I was expecting a much better open world and much better combat.
The survival elements and inventory are really bizarre as well.
>over 100 shrines
>this bomb shrine with the pushy launchers
I cant fucking wait to see the actual dungeons
this dungeon looks plain as fuk
>2 SCREENS
>DUNGEON
>>341303631
how many churches in england
>>341303221
>put on 15 pounds
>gain 3-4 cup sizes
not likely
DUNGEONS CONFIRMED
>>341303575
Wow you are pathetic.
>>341303686
>not just "do her"
HUNDREDS OF SHRINES
>Shrines and dungeons are different
>over 100 shrines
Holy fuck
>>341303645
>nintendo's e3 is 2 uggo's and a butterface playing zelda
DUNGEONS AND SHRINES ARE NOT THE SAME THING
Dungeons still exist confirmed thank god.
there better be a way to reinforce weapons and make them unbreakable. carrying around half a dozen bows and melee weapons doesnt feel right.
>>341303049
Amazing post. It really cuts to the heart of the matter. I personally am amazed the the utter lack of sophistication my fellow posters have demonstrated. 'Tis a thing most tragic to behold.
>>341302925
THIS
FUCKING THIS.
IT'S ALL I EVER WANTED.Still worst E3 ever
>over 100 shrines
>>341301720
epons has a big transparent penis there, must have seen tri jaus tiddies
>>341303575
Sorry anon, but it looks good.
>DUNGEONS AND SHRINES ARE DIFFERENT
>"THESE DUNGEONS ARE TOO SHORT" FAGS BLOWN THE ABSOLUTE FUCK OUT
>>341303606
>take out boob slider
>have a 3d woman with a maxed out slider
fuck you nintendo
>>341303745
>thumbnail
I thought it was Metroid Prime for some reasons
>>341303810
These are shrines
So, what's the point of this game? it looks exactly like skyward sword.
>>341303645
>cute
They are mediocre and the one just has tits.
There, she just said there's dungeons you dumb faggots.
full dungeons confirmed
I want to MARRY Audrey
I want to live a happy life with Audrey
Where are the Rupees?
>>341303076
eye where the dick goes
>>341303552
No these Shrines ARE the mini-dungeons
>>341303706
>>341303458
Majora's Mask all over again
Alot of prep work before the big dungeon, and then the big dungeon
>>341303049
Seriously, the 15 year old vibe is heavy in these threads
>Shrines are supplementary to dungeons
>There are 100+ shrines
>Dungeons still exist
Did you guys see the three Zelda amiibo?
THAT FUCKING TIMING
WE KNOW YOU'RE HERE TREEHOUSE.
FUCK OFF
>>341303706
Last I read, an interview confirmed 8 dungeons, 4 starting that you can do in any order, and 4 later that you can do in any order.
>shrines and dungeons are separate
Relieved
>>341303548
Post it, I want to drink the tears.
>>341303575
The survival elements suck
Rest is good
>>341303575
U R A FAGGET
![[Mokona]_Mahou_Kishi_Rayearth_03[DVD][H264][FF3D57DA].mkv_snapshot_03.56_[2014.11.08_16.12.11].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GQhJS5L.jpg "[Mokona] Mahou Kishi Rayearth 03[DVD][H264][FF3D57DA].mkv snapshot 03.56 [2014.11.08 16.12.11]")
>100+ challenge shrines in addition to traditional dungeons
>>341303810
>>341303812
She literally just explained it's NOT a dungeon
Life's goooood when you're a ninja block
>>341303696
That´s not the angle i want
>>341303781
Why would she wear a push up bra?
She works for a family friendly company. She's not actually trying to make viewers worldwide horny, right?
LINK IS CUTE! CUTE!
Type "grill" in chat to see what happens!
>you will never be in a threesome with the 2 on the right
HNNNNNNGGGGGG
i want to put my dick in the middle of her two bombs if you know what I mean
>>341303348
パ-パイズリして欲しい
>dungeons confirmed
So these shrines are just pointless filler? Great.
anyone got the yearly link for the media Nintendo images/pics/videos kit thing?
They're talking about shrines vs. dungeons. Apparently shrines are plentiful and more of a supplement to the world. While there are main "traditional" dungeons.
>>341303812
shrine
dungeons are bigger
>>341301641
Come back tomorrow, today is Zelda day.
that women is fuckin caked in make-up, and along with the tit job could you be a bigger red flag?
>>341303721
No, but I mean that I doubt it will be as versatile and useful as the game designs it to be, so it will just be put into really simple "puzzles", and harm the game design.
I know the controller is bullshit, I'm not stupid.
>>341301594
>has dating-like side-quests
>kind of like witcher, maybe
>instead of fucking you go on adorable dates
>if you stick with one person throughout the game you finally fuck at the end
>or just have a super cute scene
>>341303245
>posting osama bin laden
>>341303802
concern or happiness cat?
This game has immense scale, even if there are only 4 main dungeons I imagine they'll be huge in their own right.
>>341303575
>please tell me I'm not alone...
Don't worry, you can always go fuck off to the Sonyggers who trash all Nintendo games anyways
who is the girl on the right?
>"You know I'm always game to blow"
I want someone to draw porn of the big titted girl and Link.she'd probably like it
>>341301870
Alison used to be so cute. ;_;
>Zelda
>le gurls gamurs everywhere xD
>/v/ defend this because they are a bunch of virgin going crazy over tits
So does nintendo have all the women?
Should I just apply and work there?
It's going to feel so empty playing this without her boobs
Breath of the wind,
more like,
Breasts for the win
>>341303606
literally shes the only good thing about nintendos e3 presence
Best thing Nintendo has made since WW/MP1
>IM ALWAYS UP TO BLOW UP A GOBLIN
THATS ALL?
Looks boring.
PADS
>>341303903
>>341303784
>>341303843
the two girls on the right are very qt
you guys must have fucking huge standardsno wonder you can't get a gf
>you did good
>>341303076
NINTENDO WON
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SHE'S GONE /V/
>bye
>there's gonna be even more
And here I thought Nintendo wasn't gonna deliver this year.
Holy fuck, this game looks godlike.
If you have a Wii U tablet, take a look at it
Then cup your hands like they're holding two spheres that are the width of the pad
Enjoy your fapping
>>341304005
Not with that attitude.
>>341303575
Go watch a VR movie faggot
>>341304106
I'm not sure he would
>PHEW
lel
>>341303458
So it's like Majora's Mask which is undeniably the GOAT 3D Zelda game
Truly, a place of virgins.
Yes time for combat
>>341304136
>hours of gameplay footage
You don't belong on /v/ you cockswallower.
>>341303274
Post the leak
Anything else up after this?
>over 100 shrines
>but yes there are dungeons in the sense than Zelda fans are used to
looks good so far
>we're gonna be back to discuss combat and weapons
HOLY SHIT NINTENDO CALM YOUR TITS
>boobs literally busting out of her bra
why is this allowed
>>341304061
Whatever if shes crazy, shes hot as hell and likes Zelda
>>341303924
>comparing this to MM
MM had 1/4th the development time.
>>341304146
COMBAT DEMONSTRATION INCOMING
>>341303914
Probably for trading in resources.
I think the Amber item description said you can trade them in for rupees.
>>341304005
>not the two of the left
>game gives you a lot to do
>IT'S TOO MUCH
>games gives you a huge world
>IT'S TOO BIG
>we get gameplay
>LOL FPS DROPS!
No one wins at e3 cause you faggots complain no matter what
>>341303475
BOTH.
>>341303912
so does everyone else.
her husband is rich as fuck, at least 6'5", has 12 pack abs and a 15' dick all the children he sires are literally demigods.
>>341304117
>faggot
looks like Omar missed one
>>341304061
>could you be a bigger red flag?
she plays video games
>>341304027
>small caves with rewards that aren't Rupees
>pointless filler
Nah.
>>341304132
its breath of the wild dumbass
>>341304027
It's almost as if fans were asking for more side content after SS and nintendo responded
>>341304093
kek
>>341304153
>implying I don't have gf
>implying I don'tthink she's ugly as fuck too
>>341304124
Are you a woman
>>341304027
>gives you remote bombs and the magnet
>pointless filler
http://www.strawpoll.me/10484749
Lets settle it homos
Oh my god why are they so cute
Nintendo saving their shitty E3 with boobs
I'm... fine with that
>>341302245
I thought it was more that every Zelda IS her in a manner of speaking.
>>341303575
It looks great. I love the new direction it's taking. Trials replacing dungeons is a-ok.
>>341304142
>I'm always up to blow a goblin
W...What?
>>341304174
What
>>341302528
Why even walk this earth?
SHRINES ARE NOT DUNGEONS
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>341303575
it looks terrible. but i suspect it might get a little better later on in the game. but its still not anything impressive or desirable by any means. nintendo is a joke. the only thing that can save this game is if the NX version is much more impressive.
I respect that they're shaking up the formula so much but holy shit I'm not buying this for my Wii U if that's what it runs like.
>>341304027
Already stated they give you spirit orbs which are used to gather specific items. So no, not pointless filler
>>341304164
>>341304160
>>341304153
>>341304142
>>341304093
>>341304237
You need to be 18 or older to use this site.
LITERALLY the only reason I watch treehouse every year is for Audrey. Glad she's back to being a brunette hly fuck she's so cute FUCK
>>341303996
Oh boy.
>>341303936
nah, just a 24 year old with an unashamed obsession with big tits
>>341304027
Shrines seem like tutorials for whatever items you need to access the dungeon. I reckon the dungeons will be more challenging (relatively) because of this.
>>341303820
Churches? I think you mean mosques.
>>341304117
>NO GIRLS ALLOWED REEEEEEEEEEEE
Sonygger dick lover get out
>>341304287
>3DPD normies
>>341303575
dude, these are 100% circlejerk threads, why would you even consider talking about anything even slightly negative here?
>>341304272
this, im honestly saddened
This game looks extremely good. I'm not even mad that it's pretty much the only thing they're showing.
>>341302241
Yeah, a whore disease.
>>341304269
Gross.
>Overworld combat/puzzle challenges to get items
>Lots of items required for the main dungeons
Wait. Are we going full ALTTP mode? Will dungeon puzzles finally not revolve entirely around the new toy you got 5 minutes ago?
>>341304272
welcome to fucking /v/, where liking video games is a sin
>>341304005
Leader
Mean
Cute
It's like the powerpuff girls or my japanese animes.
>>341303902
No motion control and so far, no major hand holding.
>>341301762
what these guys said
>>341302201
>>341302156
Truly, this E3 marks the sad state of video games.
At a time when we should be seeing robust products that connect gamers to one another and supercharge our experience, game companies have submitted to militant SJWs and have presented us with a bland crop of titles that prioritize being inoffensive over compelling stories and challenging gaming experiences.
Every game is some forced mix of races and genders built on top of the same dialogue wheels, QTEs, trailing missions, "press f to pay respects," regenerating health, and microtransactions. It's the same old space shooters, "souls" hack'n'slashes, zombie games, and annual franchises.
Nintendo was the last card to fall, as we're now watching three of the most utter basic bitches play a game that no one believes they actually like. These women are being paid to perpetuate the idea that there are as many female gamers as males. This, just so they're not called racist by some cunts on twitter and Hillary Clinton.
This could be a moment of innovation and excitement, but instead it's a watered down disappointment.
Sell your consoles. Vote Trump.
>>341303575
It looks great.
>>341304150
>Enormous world
>Over 100 shrines
>Also dungeons
>Also main story
>Boring
ok
>>341303996
S L U T
L
U
T
>>341304142
>Boom
>>341303801
Good, I'm not alone. Another one who isn't deluded by fan hive-minds and nostalgia.
I also agree that the combat is essentially the same.
Overall game looks and feels soulless to me. I don't think Nintendo is trying anymore.
I've missed everything up until that last section started, did I miss much? Is it just Zelda Wii U so far?
Which Zelda had best dungeons?
>>341304213
not a virgin, but you would have to be a faggot to not want to breed that specimen
>>341304413
what a lame attempt at humor
>>341302018
How have so many people been living under a rock this week? Every single E3 thread has somebody asking about rainbows.
>>341304283
She's actually been married to this guy for ten years
https://twitter.com/retrojono
>>341303575
Going into the menus to get something every 30 seconds is going to blow.
Dungeons look copy paste.
World looks really stale and lacks detail.
>>341302961
Depends on how much money you have available and when you're buying it.
>>341304283
she's a fucking uggo, you desperate faggot
Did they actually show Legolas style shield surfing and bow action?
New thread where?
Damn its really Nintendo fanbase are literally toddlers.
Looks good. Can't wait to emulate on pc at 1080p 60 fps.
>>341304005
so the girl on the right watches while I titfuck the one in the middle? that's sort of a threesome I guess
>>341304336
the one fucking fag that voted right
this woman is NOT dressed properly for this event
>>341304491
>enormous, empty world
>good thing
Why are Nintoddlers so fucking stupid?
Girl on the right kinda looked like Lauren Mayberry
>>341304543
ITS NOT FAIR
>>341304543
I bet he got to suck on those funbags more than once
So jelly
>>341304475
>being upset that you get Zelda and big tits at the same time
Faggot
>>341304441
ALTTP wasn't that open.
>>341304543
KEK
>>341301527
ALL OF THEM
>>341304283
>>341304543
C U C K E D A G A I N
>>341304514
That's it
I'm now a #Cruzmissile
>>341301676
First Zelda bait and switch where you believe Ganon is the main villain but in fact he isn't.
Calling it now.
>>341304543
dude looks like an anon
lucky bastard
>>341304005
>you will never do Audrey in missionary with her shoving your head between her tits, while the one on the right pegs you in the ass while pinching your nipples from behind
>>341304548
they are shrines not dungeons
and they've already said multiple times that this is just one area of the game (great plateau)
>>341304520
they showed some pokemon gameplay to start with
>>341304257
>MM had 1/4th the development time.
...but the engine of OoT to start with.
>>341304142
>I can't wait to bomb some Dodongos!
That 4 dungeon shit better not be fucking true
>>341304621
>its really Nintendo fanbase
>>341304543
DELETE THIS!
>>341303076
The lens of truth isn't enough to see everything.
>>341304548
You've seen less than a 20th of the world
>>341304475
>nintendo actually doing the thing companies go to e3 for
>still no
wtf is wrong with you guys
>>341304548
>going to menus every 30 seconds is going to blow
like every other zelda game ever?
>dungeons look
haven't seen them, nice try nigger
>world looks really stale
how? it looks very alive to me
>>341304543
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Can we PLEASE stop talking about the woman's tits and focus on the game and the show?
You guys are such insufferable faggots holy shit. Go fap to porn or something but don't sperg out every time theres a pair of tats on the telly.
>>341304396
So why are you here then?
>>341304650
Kys nintenchild
>>341304543
Time to get cucked
>>341302973
Imagine a "Hero Mode" like there has been in the past few Zelda games for increased damage, or that unlocked in Twilight HD with the Ganondorf Amiibo.
>>341304475
(You)
>>341304543
Once again the weebs are getting cucked.
Just stick to your waifus lmao.
ALL THIS CHANGE AND THEY COULDN'T BE ASSED TO NOT REUSE GANON
FAR CRY ZELDA AND THEY COULDN'T BE ASSED TO MAKE A NEW ANTAGONIST
ALL THIS NEW SHIT AND THEY COULDN'T MAKE ANY NEW VILLAINS.
>>341304272
>>IT'S TOO BIG
That's a good descriptor of /v/ if I've ever seen one
>>341304272
I'm nothing close to a Nintendrone, but the new LoZ actually impressed me. Don't expect consistency in criticism from places like /v/, nothing will sate their desire to criticize everything.
>>341304253
maybe she'll fuck me.
someone post the schedule.
whats next?
Sounds like there won't be any real secrets in this game. All "secrets" are shrines, which will have clear, distinct ways to enter them, and will probably be tracked too. There won't be anything that will surprise you when you discover it.
Those chests at the bottom of the sea too, you can clearly see where you can find it. It'll just feel like a chore to look for everything right after you get that item, it won't be something you gradually discover by chance, most of which will never be found by the average player.
There are no real secrets, everything is designed to be found, and as a result the game will feel like a combination of many chores and no secrets/emptiness.
>>341304447
im diamonds
>>341304719
Really makes you think...
>>341304650
>Over 100 shrines
>towns
>enemies
>Also dungeons
>empty
WE BACK WITH BOTH BEST GIRLS
>>341304713
why is he making a vag with his hands?
>>341304627
lmao what magical emulator do you have that can do that
AUDREY STILL THERE
YES YES YES
COMBAT TIME!
Audrey's back!
>>341304781
I can do both.
SHES BACK
>>341304475
Fuck off.
>Audrey and Chico
holy shit
>>341304650
Why do you get so triggered by someone else being optimistic about something?
>>341304781
you're right, we need /v/ to be a safe space for everyone
Oh no the faggot is back!
>>341304475
>I HATE VIDEOGAMES
CHIKO IS BACK
>>341301581
God I hate treehouse forcing these memes. Just fuck off memehouse.
>>341303624
Going crazy over tits is the same as crying at people for going crazy over tits.
AUDREY AND CHIKO
>>341303408
HURR
SHE'S BACK!!!
>>341304781
I just did...but DAMN LOOK AT DEM TITTIES
Nintendo is fucking dead. The game looks alright though.
AUDREY AND CHINKO
https://twitter.com/GirlWhoIsSuper
AUDREY'S TWITTER
also fuck the foreign chick who sucks is back
THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: BREAST OF THE WILD
BEST GIRLS.
Chico is cute. CUTE
>more audrey
Thank god
Audrey and Chico together, based nintendo
>>341304475
Nah that phase has passed. Now were seeing actual new stuff.
Zelda has actually changed for the first time
You can kill yourself anytime
I just had the incredible realization that what basically Nintendo did was make Zelda a ripoff of Dragon's Dogma.
I don't know why but it makes me thing of it so much.
AUDREY AND CHICO TOGETHER
WE ARE TRULY BLESSED
>>341304650
>Empty
>Literally just shown to be full of mini dungeons, enemies and unique areas
>overreacting this hard to a pair of fake tits
Glad it's over now, right guys?
>>341304543
Well, I gues it's only fair. Good work on him for managing to snatch literal perfection.
I HOPE HE'S HAPPY WITH PLAYING WITH THOSE TITS EVERY FUCKING DAY
FUCKING KILL ME
SHES BACK
New thread
>>341304956
>>341304956
>>341304956
CHICO AND AUDREY WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>341304817
Whoever actually finds that thing cute is not a true weeb anyway.
THE ABSOLUTE MADWOMAN RETURNS
CHIKO AUDREY THREESOME
>Audrey and Chiko
OH GOD
These graphics look like total crap but the game looks dope
Is this year Nintendo E3 really entirely about Zelda? What the fuck is this a joke???
What the fuck do they want to play the whole fucking game?
>>341304272
>quit having a critical eye and eat whatever shit is shoveled on your plate!
>>341302014
>play it on Wii U with 2 fps
Well, we are looking at WiiU gameplay and it looks pretty good to me. doubt they are going to optimize it fo NX. just like Twilight Princess
BEST NINTENDOFUS ARE HERE.
>>341304867
Not to mention Link™ vision.
>>341304447
Literally fapping
AUDREY AND CHICO ON AT THE SAME TIME BASED
>the word babe is banned from nintendo twitch chat
LAWL
Holy shit, Audrey and Chiiko together. It would like having a threesome with an angel and a devil
>Audrey & Chico
ABSOLUTELY BASED
>>341302860
Yep. It was completely unrelated to the girl though.
I am dead serious.
>>341304781
Go back to NeoGAF, faggot.
I want Chiko-chan to burn me!
>>341304543
The face of a guy who puts his dig between those tits
>Chiko's getting bantered by Audrey
Just when I thought I couldn't get any more turned on...
Neogaf closed their thread for this because dudes where mentioning Audrey and her massive tits! Lmao! What a fucking feminist shit hole.
C U T E B O Y
D E T E C T E D
Chico is adorable
>>341304650
Do you have ADD so much that you must stumble upon a useless cave full of useless shit every five steps? It's good to have a huge world but sparsely populated with things you have to make an effort to find.
Chico>Audrey
>>341304543
Looks like Ryan Reynolds
>>341304940
>staying on topic makes /v/ a "safe space"
And this is why /v/ is a cesspool
>Audrey and Chico combo
Oh, boy. I'm going to need both hands!
CHIKO CHILL
>>341303049
tiny titted slut here is jelly of Audrey's boobs.
>>341304889
CEMU looks to be going along great.
>game freezes every time you pick up a new item again
WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID NINTENDO FUCK
JUST LET ME PLAY THE GAME
>>341305064
yes, literally 4 hours of zelda
Three Enemy!!!
>>341304986
ayy lmao
>>341304424
Because where else can I post my honest opinions without being banned or berated? If I did the same on Gamespot, Neogaf or Reddit, I'm pretty sure I'd get banned - regardless if I was well-mannered in my opinions or not.
apparently someone is trying to get the demo saved onto an SD card
WHY ARE WE HERE LINK? JUST TO SUFFER?
>>341305023
>over
ITS HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN
>Audrey and Chiko
muh dick won't survive this
>1.25 heart attack
nice nice
>>341303575
I am with you.
The only reason i am still here are these fat tits
Chiko is actually playing this game like its meant to be played
Comfy stream
>>341302930
I could see them doing it in hero mode. I will admit I'm disappointed it's not a full-on thing.
If it bothers you that much only eat when you're not in combat or something.
>>341303245
Kamiya is jacking it to her tits right now.
>>341304867
Welcome to open world. This is the future you chose
>>341305296
Why are you posting really good fan art?
>>341305083
Nigga you blind babay girl
If it is a TP situation will they remaster breath of the wild for console after the NX? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
ACTUAL SPEARS AND CLIMBING
zelda has now outdone skyrim and oblivion in every way.
This MGS influence is exactly what I was hoping for. Nintendo delivered.
>zelda: skyrim casual edition
no thanks
>>341304781
The tits are more interesting than the game
>>341304825
Did they show anything implying Ganon or are you talking out of your ass? Also Ganon is the best, so you're a faggot either way.
>>341304543
You don't actually think that girl is cute right
Am I getting massively memed upon?
She's extremely ugly
>>341304543
NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Why is Chiko so cute
>>341304543
>It wasn't Chad this time
It's nice for change. Audrey best girl.
>>341301762
Fuck Right
Marry Left
Kill Middle
>>341304867
This.
It's just another Skyward Sword disaster. It's so fucking obvious too, but people are getting deluded by the hype and the wait. They actually think this'll turn out to be good... Just like the shitheap before it.
BROADSWORDS CONFIRMED
>>341305447
More like what skyrim couldn't be edition
>her husband actually lets her wear these slutty clothing in front of thousands who are jerking it right now
>CHICO LIKES THE MEAT
>>341304825
mentioning Ganon THIS EARLY is weird
is Ganon about to get Ganon Hijacked?
>>341305269
are they fucking insane??? That's even worse than the wagglan shit we had some years ago!
>>341305481
Fuck off permavirgin
>It's another episode of having a playable demo at E3 but not on Eshop
>>341304781
Its called being a man!! You are either a faggot or a girl because men have their attention naturally drawn away by attractive women and big tits.
>>341305590
based
>claymores
TELL ME WHY TELL WHY TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT
>>341305590
>a t-shirt
>slutty clothing
>>341305462
The old dude in the shrine literally tells you he's there to prepare the hero to fight Ganon.
AXE IN THE FACE!
>>341305559
It looks better then Skyward Sword though.
![stdin_snapshot_02.58.48_[2016.06.14_13.41.08].png](https://i.imgur.com/JdDDUgC.jpg "stdin snapshot 02.58.48 [2016.06.14 13.41.08]")
>Killing bees with a gigantic fucking sword
>>341304940
I don't think that's what he meant.
At all. Now you're just reaching because 'muh v mentality'
>>341304775
>like every other zelda game ever?
Zelda has had quick slots for ages, here they're changing their weapon and clothes every time they pick up something new or have to regain health.
>>341305590
>thinking she doesn't cuck him
>>341305590
>A t-shirt
>slutty
Grow the fuck up
>>341305402
Because why not? I love the Zelda franchise... or used to, at least.
>>341305462
Maybe try actually watching the game instead of a pair of tits, you fucking virgin.
THERE IS LITERALLY PORN MADE WITH BETTER LOOKING GIRLS THAN THESE, YOU FUCKING NIGGERS
>THERE IS LITERALLY PORN MADE WITH BETTER LOOKING GIRLS THAN THESE, YOU FUCKING NIGGERS
THERE IS LITERALLY PORN MADE WITH BETTER LOOKING GIRLS THAN THESE, YOU FUCKING NIGGERS
>THERE IS LITERALLY PORN MADE WITH BETTER LOOKING GIRLS THAN THESE, YOU FUCKING NIGGERS
THERE IS LITERALLY PORN MADE WITH BETTER LOOKING GIRLS THAN THESE, YOU FUCKING NIGGERS
>THERE IS LITERALLY PORN MADE WITH BETTER LOOKING GIRLS THAN THESE, YOU FUCKING NIGGERS
THERE IS LITERALLY PORN MADE WITH BETTER LOOKING GIRLS THAN THESE, YOU FUCKING NIGGERS
>THERE IS LITERALLY PORN MADE WITH BETTER LOOKING GIRLS THAN THESE, YOU FUCKING NIGGERS
THERE IS LITERALLY PORN MADE WITH BETTER LOOKING GIRLS THAN THESE, YOU FUCKING NIGGERS
>THERE IS LITERALLY PORN MADE WITH BETTER LOOKING GIRLS THAN THESE, YOU FUCKING NIGGERS
THERE IS LITERALLY PORN MADE WITH BETTER LOOKING GIRLS THAN THESE, YOU FUCKING NIGGERS
>THERE IS LITERALLY PORN MADE WITH BETTER LOOKING GIRLS THAN THESE, YOU FUCKING NIGGERS
>>341305396
Hopefully this is the game that finally kills that meme, somehow
>>341304475
Reality is also a forced mix of races and genders, vidya is catching up.
Also nice troll
>>341305232
*popopipopopliplon*
>>341305570
Guts builds confirmed
>chat freaking about her forgetting about the Chest
>chat mods think they're talking about Audrey's chest
>>341301762
Kill , fuck, marry.
right is cute CUTEinsecure chicks get my dick hard
>>341305656
Pot calling the kettle black
>>341305232
No it doesn't. After the first time you get an item, it just shows you what you picked up in real time
>>341304781
Are you from NeoGAF?
>>341305656
Well first off,
CHICO CONFIRM HAS A KID AT HOME !!!
>CHICO CONFIRM HAS A KID AT HOME !!!!
CHICO CONFIRM HAS A KID AT HOME !!!
>CHICO CONFIRM HAS A KID AT HOME !!!!
CHICO CONFIRM HAS A KID AT HOME !!!
>CHICO CONFIRM HAS A KID AT HOME !!!!
MILF
>MILF
MILF
>MILF
>>341305590
>>her husband actually lets her
She's wearing a zelda shirt
which happens to be tight
she works for japs
2+2
>>341304867
the only thing that was really well hidden was that cave by the waterfall that just had another sword with slightly higher attack rating than the one they had equipped. Wasn't really anything worthwhile.
And that's another thing that sucks. Getting to grab a skeleton's arm and use it as a weapon midway through the fight (if you have the inventory space) is fucking awesome, but they do 5 damage, so what the fuck is the point of doing that over swinging the 10 damage sword you already have? And what's the point of using other weapons going to be once you get the Master Sword anyway? They're fucked if they don't come up with a way around this.
>>341305232
They already said it's temporary. Maybe not on the demo, but on the main game they will stop informing you what item you got once you've found it a small number of times.
>>341305807
That's fine, keep going, wasn't saying you shouldn't
>>341301712
Thinking the same thing
>No, they're not people.
HOLY SHIT
>>341305587
what, complete shit? I guess you're right.
>>341304543
>he recieves a massive titjob everynight while playing the new ZELDA GAME ON NX
>Kills an enemy that just stands there doing nothing.
NICE!
>>341305815
And? She is still hot and has big tits. It is worth mentioning. Jesus when did 4chan become full of faggots.
OH SHIT ITS THE COPS
chiko is cute
>LOZ:THE PHANTOM PAIN
>LOZ:SKYRIM
>LOZ:DRAGONS DOGMA
>LOZ:THE WITCHER
>LOZ:FAR CRY
STEALTH CONFIRMED
>unlimited bombs that OHKO everything
WE BABBY NOW
>>341306087
KEKKED
>>341306027
They look like monsters to you?
>>341305671
>You aren't a man if you don't sperg out at the sight of breasts at every given moment
It's a miracle you retards manage to breathe in the morning
>Ganon mentioned immediately at the start of the game
>By old dead monks that haven't seen the surface in maybe hundreds of years
>Zero mention of Zelda/Hylian royalty
I'm calling the ruse early. Zelda's the big bad. She killed Ganon and took the triforce for her own. These shrine masters were sealed away back when Ganon was still a threat.
>>341305590
why did nintendo put here there? to distract from how disappoointing the game is?
>>341304845
It's why I haven't been able to leave this hellhole for 10 years. It's because nothing is immune to criticism. This site forces you to look at everything objectively and it serves as a constant reminder that the world will never be perfect. You can never leave because literally everywhere else has a bias that's inflated by ego. I would much rather have a place that hates everything where you have to temporarily suspend your beliefs over a dick sucking pandering festival.
>>341305481
she looks like another ugly ass Tara Strong type. virgins here love that used and desperate look.
NIGHT ZELDA LOOKS COMFY AS FUCKKK
>>341306056
I hope you're not trying to imply skyrim is any good.
>>341306174
they're weak beginner enemies
>>341306027
This kind of thinking let Orlando happen. Shame Nintendo
>nobody talking about masterpiece-level OST
>>341305704
>skirt and black leggings
>lace sleeves
cmon now son
>>341306115
>mentioning
>several hundred posts, no game discussion
>MENTIONING
>>341306187
low test detected
>>341306129
>breakable weapons
fuck no
>>341305823
I hope so too. It's fucking annoying how everything in this day and age needs to be some gigantic sandbox. There is nothing wrong with having some structure.
>>341306190
Zelda IS Hylia though.
spear of the north star
TIIIIIIIIIIIIITS
>>341305723
looks like window dressing honestly. still looks like the same dull easy combat of past games.
>>341304916
>>341304940
>>341304979
>hurr durr gaffer
My god Summer is annoying. E# is about games, not Tits. You want to fap your ducks off to this girl fine, but you have NO REASON to announce it when the rest of us are trying to watch and enjoy a game stream and half the fucking thread is jerking it to some womans tits!
Keep it in your pants and to yourselves, or go make an "Audrey's tits" thread. Keep it the fuck out of here. We're trying to enjoy this. Not be lumped in with you sad loser fucks.
>Limited inventory space
This isnt zelda, this isnt zelda at all
