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NINTENDO WINS E3
>>341300587
Censor that visible bra plz.
>>341300587
Wish she would drop a deuce on my face
>>341300587
what the fuck audrey?
she is so hot holy fuck
>>341300587
My e3 waifu right there. Back off, fuckers.
>>341300587
WHAT'S HER NAME???
>>341300587
>check her twitter
>she goes out to watch wrestling and shit
>enjoying the vidya whilst playing live
>link is drunk on power
>those lace gloves
Is this love
>>341300587
full name of teressa?
Can someone x-ray photoshop this
>>341301359
her face is ugly as fuck.
if you're talking about her boobs, then yes.
>>341301520
No, this is random geek girl who has not much going for her.
>/v/ grows infatuation with Nintendo E3 demo girls
I've seen where this goes.
>>341300587
NONE of the Japanese people are wearing that fag ribbon
Japan is so based
>>341301872
Are you ignoring her huge tits?
What else do you need in a woman besides nice tits, nice body, ability to have your children?
Damn son
WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE NOT
POSTING
MORE
PICS
>>341301520
What's her twitter?
>>341300926
Screw the bra, VISIBLE UPPER ARMS! My children can't watch this!
>>341302005
Yes they were
>>341302112
>ability to have your children
idek if you're the guy from above, but the characteristics he mentioned are pretty casual and not very special at all.
>>341302005
You know that's bullshit right
>>341301869
>Talking shit.
I bet your woman looks like a battered Ox.
>>341302187
This. Keep it coming to get me cumming
POST THE FUCKING TWITTER OR THE NAME MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>341301872
She's most likely a thousand times more interesting than your pathetic virgin ass.
>censor games but allow this
Fucking 3dpd want all the attention
What's the bitches name?
NINTENDO WINS
>>341302614
HOLY SHIT
MAYHEM
and
DESTRUCTION
Why do you guys like boobs so much? I'm straight but I can't get turned on by them to save my life.
>>341302614
OH FUCK.
Never stick your dick in crazy
>>341302613
>image search
dumbass
>>341302431
well fucking most of them, Kojima didn't have one and the guys talking about the pokemon sun and moon didn't have them
>>341302629
You seem mad ;)
WHAT ARE THESE MILKERS
>>341301869
>who has not much going for her
ah you're right she's not wearing a fedora
I really want to buy her game.
The new zelda looks great and feels like it'll finally capture that feeling they were trying to capture with the original zelda and OoT.
My only complaint right now is no young link. Game would be at least 3 tiems better with kid link.
But the framework has been set, so maybe next time. Let this one iron out the wrinkles, and then put young link in the perfect successor.
>>341302614
NO FUCKING WAY
PADDED BRA DETECTED
>>341302879
>I'm straight
not really
>>341302614
>The hair pin
no way
>>341302614
Oh shit, I didn't make this connection
>>341302095
>tfw I'll never get to go on a date with her
>or anyone
;_;
>>341302259
Audrey Drake @ GirlWhoIsSuper
>>341302614
>The Hairclip
>The Breasts
>The Hair
IT ALL FITS
FUCKKKK
>>341302943
noticed that about kojima, he must hate the fags and love the commando in orlando
>>341303367
Have you ever played a Metal Gear game?
Sam > titty monster
>>341302879
You might honestly be gay.
>Nintendo raising a new generation of kids to be tits guys
B A S E D
>>341302879
I usually don't care about boobs, but I can't help but stare at her. You're gay, son.
Why do none of you realize Nintendo is distracting you from the shittyness of the game by showing tits
>>341302879
>I'm straight but don't like boobs
O R L A N D O
R
L
A
N
D
O
>>341302629
Best comment on /v/. Fuck these annoying nerds who can't enjoy shit
There are 3 threads of this bitch's tits.
They are nice, but they are only like Cs. Or Small Ds.
>>341303737
fuck off retard the game and tits look good.
>>341303367
You've never played any Metal Gear game have you?
>>341302614
Holy shit
Damn she changed
>>341303854
Which is perfect, quality > size, faggot.
>>341300926
Visible bra/pantylines are my fetish but there's almost nothing for it and I'm lucky to get a single thread in months on /s/
I need this anon
>>341303646
based chinks saving western culture from nigger values and """"aesthetics"""""
>>341302614
So she's a brother fucker? I guess that tops dog fucking.
WHO
IS
SHE
>>341303854
What's funny is that all the people obsessing over her are btfo cucks, cause she's a lesbian.
>>341302879
>I'm straight
Anon, I have some bad news.
Megamilk would be the perfect domme for blond qt next to her.
>>341302614
nice Gameplay
>>341304057
Audrey Drake
tits are fucking brilliant imo.
>>341303925
>Nintendo turned her into a semen demon
>>341304083
Citation needed
>>341304083
I'm fine with this, at least no other man will have her either.
>>341302879
I'm not a boob guy at all but I can appreciate and find myself staring at a great pair like that
They're fake. She stuffs her shirt.
I'm sorry, anon.
>>341300587
Shes attractive, but the valleygirl snake talk is frustrating and the "i swear i didnt cut myself" gloves make me mad.
But still be my wiafu
>>341302614
Based.
>>341304083
DELETE THIS
>>341302614
Beautiful
Have you forgotten about me?
>>341301872
there's at least two things going for her
>>341304314
Its a trap
>>341302879
>straight
>not enjoying boobs
Welp, I guess we could use more people down on
>>/fit/
>>341302614
>Still no sequel
>>341304186
>.gif
For what purpose?
>>341304083
none of the fat virgins here were ever going to touch her so what's your point
Tell me again how Gamergate doesn't harass women.
FUCK SHE'S MARRIED TO A WRITER
THAT SHOULDVE BEEN ME
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
(they both seem cool tho)
https://twitter.com/GirlWhoIsSuper
>>341304083
>>341304280
>>341304297
>>341304365
Actually she is married to John.
https://twitter.com/RetroJono
>>341302614
oh baby
>>341304406
>tfw I'll never get to hire her for a few hours of sex
>>341300587
Wake up son, its only a dream
>>341304406
Ive seen you nude. Not even as good.
>>341304280
Look closer, she has a rainbow ribbon lapel on. A lot of gay people wear them.
>>341300587
Here's some vintage Sam from last year.
>>341304632
eeeewwww
>>341304419
underrated post
>make a comment
>"THOSE 80085!!!"
> you have been silenced for 3660 seconds
TIPPY TOP KEK
>>341304083
>implying im nota girl
>>341302614
SOMEONE PLEASE PLEASE MAKE THIS EDIT
>>341300587
Nintendo surprised us all with Zelda but sony still won E3 hands down
more Audrey
>>341304406
(I'm) too old.
>>341304406
Alison's salty aft that she's not there
>>341304697
Thats cause the Orlando shit retard.
>>341304697
Have you been living under a rock for the past few days, Anon?
>>341302879
>straight
>love tits>disgusted by vaginas
I can empathize with you.
>call those big tits
>huge ass bra with illusion powers
>huge ass bra that pulls those boobs up
Why. Why. Why do you never learn?
>>341300587
CENSOR THIS!!!!!!
AUDREY BACK
>>341304886
She really hates /v/
https://docs.google.com/document/d/159hHApvkrtaVVTjHjHLjIxA6V4m4Y_BYccDA6U3rbtQ/edit?usp=sharing&pref=2&pli=1
>>341304632
She needs a bigger bra. It is sad when a woman doesn't wear the correct size when they think they are.
Based bitch.
What did Bill mean by this?
>>341304765
Sam is still the best. Nice tits and genuine girl who likes vidya.
>>341302879
>>341304917
Neither of you is straight.
>>341304886
What did she mean by this?
>>341300587
I'd like to give their friend on the right a few hours with the pokin' stick.
>>341304813
15 minute timer anyway
>>341304859
Keep dreaming shill
>>341304908
Oh its because of the guys who killed a bunch of gays?
I thought it was the aids awareness symbol
she's Sooo fucking annoying
>Expected to see this faggot
>Get her instead
>>341305058
Lol@urlyfe right now
>>341302614
MEME MAGIC STRIKES AGAIN
>>341304886
KEK
>>341300587
I'm breathing wildly indeed.
Very apt title nintendo
TOTYAYteeheehee
>>341304697
Reggie was wearing one too, jackass.
It's to show sympathy for Orlando, so Kotaku can't run articles about them not mentioning it.
>>341305195
you would cum in 5 seconds tho
>>341300587
>muh titties!!!
fuck off
go ass or go home
>>341300587
I'd like to make a deal with theses.
>>341304572
Of course he's really good looking. Just kill me already.
>>341304886
I thought she was fired, why the fuck is that retarded slut still there?
>>341302112
Acute feminine dick.
>>341305289
Well I mean if the other two are watching, definitely.
This girl is the worst thing about this whole stream, nearly everything she says is awful.She's cute and has nice tits though
>>341304886
Fuck off Alison. You know why you got fired and you only have yourself to blame.
>>341305090
You know that singer that got shot recently?
That's her
She's a Zelda fan
>>341305118
Her voice is also pure honey
>>341305125
>he thinks he's psychic
You realize a nigger would say the same to YOU if you express disapproval at National Geographic-tier asses, yes?
>>341305242
He's a localizer. Has nothing to do with marketing.
she's cute CUTE
>>341305291
Found the nigger.
>>341305378
that fucking left nose, the jew HOOK of death
>>341302879
You're gay. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, lad.
>>341302614
UH OH
>>341305378
That nose.
>>341305378
Jew on left.
Nintendo confirmed compromised.
>>341305445
And she's married
Good for her
>>341305378
>that nose
>>341305212
Your the one whose delusional. With your 45 mins of pokemon and one decent game
gotdamn
>>341302614
its happening!
>>341302879
boobs are just a teenager's ass
>>341305378
>wears hosiery too
she's really asking for dickings and dicks
>>341305378
ov vey
>>341305584
I'm pretty sure anything even moderately successful has jews latched onto it.
What's up with the lace glove type things? Looks horrible.
>>341300587
they should localze her skin blue desu
>>341305445
>Rapp's husband was a literal cuck
>This guy is looking at you with knifes
Nintendo is back
>>341302614
Nothing says fun for the whole family than incest!
im doing nofap but this is too much
Reminder: Do NOT sexualize Chiko
>>341302614
OHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>341305378
oy veyy the gooks know!
>lace gloves
>>341302614
I cant believe this is not intentional.
Treehouse are well aware of memes.
>Xbox shows 2 new hardware
>Sony shows huge lineup of games
>Nintendo panicking at last minute
>"Quick, call up the tiddies"
>win E3
POST COWTITS WEBMS SO I CAN JACK OFF
>>341303082
>>341303560
>>341303719
>>341304094
>>341304478
If I were gay, I'd be sexually attracted to guys.
I'm attracted to her skirt and tights.
>why did I have to be born weird ;-;
>>341302614
IT WAS HER ALL ALONG
>>341302614
straight look me in the eyes and tell me you wouldn't want to vomit after waking up everyday next to that face
>>341301990
Only one of them turned out to be horrible trash in the past. The rest remained pure.
>>341304917
Hey now some pussies are really cute.
>>341305964
post the daisy and peach version
>>341305195
>right
>cute and kind girl but dumb and boring
>left
>hot and fun but crazy and whorish
Who would you choose? I'd go for left.
these women are so fucking annoying to watch jesus christ
>>341305291
Nigger alert.
>>341305747
Not Japan. Nintendo has succumbed to the western corruptions.
>>341305964
>huge lineup of games
>>>>>>games
>>341305445
FUCKING CHAD'S WIN AGAIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>sarah silverman clone
FAKE
A
K
E
>>341302112
Jesus /v/ you are thirsty as fuck damn
>>341302614
10/10
>>341305042
>Big important presentation
>Ali goes on camera to do her bit
>these comments and more start flying around the screen like niconico
She should be in burka what the fuck
>>341306136
>knowingly attempting to stick your dick in crazy
dude what the fuck
>>341306202
>>>/reddit/
>>341302614
Drawfags do your job.
>>341306225
oh shit she got implants? or its one of those stuffed bra things?
>>341305945
She's trying to look like Link.
>>341306225
Nah
She probably just got knocked up.
>>341306225
I don't care
>>341306202
>Chad
>fat manbaby
Dude, no.
>>341305408
Damn, now I feel bad. She was bangable too.
>>341306321
I'm weak for whores with big boobs. It's the life I choose, don't cry for me I'd die fulfilling my dream.
>>341301520
She is perfection.
>>341305995
>waking up everyday next to that face
That implies my face won't be buried in her tits 24
/7 anon
>>341305964
>"Quick, we have Zelda and we have tiddies. What else do people want?"
>"...Waluigi?"
>"ADD HIM!"
>Win E3.
>>341305909
arm warmers, not gloves. at least it right you fucking retard
>>341306136
always bet on the comfy thicc cute
>>341300587
unzips dick/10
>>341306603
nice goggle avatar sissy
>>341306615
How do you know she is thicc?
>>341306154
Agreed, literally cancer with tits.
Goddamn. So hot. I want her to chuckle softly whike she has my cock in her mouth. Im so fucking hard right now.
>>341305909
>>341306603
probably to cover ugly trashy tatoos
>>341306603
You own some don't you, you little slut?
>>341305408
wow that sucks. Reggie did say something about knowing someone that got hurt.and /v/ still gets triggered when somebody mentions it
>>341306603
ITS LIKE STOCKINGS
BUT ON ARMS
https://twitter.com/GirlWhoIsSuper/status/675871938850349056
WTF?!? HER "HUBBY' IS AVERAGE AT BEST.
on his twitter pics she has like half of that
>>341302614
Where are the similarities?
>>341306937
i want to cuck him mashallah
>>341306603
how is lace gonna keep you warm retard
annoying whore
>im easily amused
>i only speak in code instead of saying simple
>fucking
>things
>giggle, "devious"
>to each their own, dont judge ;^)
>NO, STAY OPEN I WILL GET MAD IF YOU DISOBEY
>I tend to waaaander which is blabl a blablablabla huge gazongas
>insert retarded normie comments
>>341306937
prob has a very large cock to please a women of that caliber
>>341306603
it's not that serious, anon. I mean what the fuck
based nippon turning a little jew into our sex doll
>>341306603
whore gloves
>tfw chico doesn't want your meat
>>341304886
yeah girl
the r e a s o n was
THAT YOU ARE A FUCKING ESCORT working for a company that creates games for kids
fuck
>>341306603
you'd only know this after looking up "sexy gloves" on lingerie websites you sissy fag
>>341306603
>every girl I knew in high school that wore these was a cutter
Still makes me laugh.
>>341301520
wouldn't be surprised if this was all fabricated for this event
>>341302614
What a world, oh what a world
wew
>>341306225
They don't look fake in the wine picture, so she probably just gained weight.
Boobs can grow after getting pregnant or gaining weight.
>>341306202
FUCK OFF R9K
>>341307117
>husband has such a huge dick so implants are the only way to give a proper titjob
>>341302614
Drawfags pls where you @
Is this what watching twitch whores play videogames is like?
She's cute in an ugly way if that makes any sense.
Like, if you want to categorize her as ugly or hot then ugly it is but there's something cute about her face. I could easily live with that considering the tits are legendary.
>>341304886
>smol
fucking tumblr
>>341301516
Zelda
>>341307373
not how dicks work
>>341307443
this is literally watch twitch whores play video games
>>341302614
>anime is real
>>341307035
Hairclip
>>341307373
Anon fucking stop it I'll never be able to find consistent material for this new, incredibly niche fetishes of mine
>>341307448
She's cute in an attainable way, she's no supermodel but if she was the neighbor girl you'd totally want to fuck her
>>341307593
Oh ok, so it's literally her then? it's not even the same hairclip.
>>341307373
Audrey and her husband are the opposites of Alison and Jake Rapp
chiko is SHREDDING
>>341307714
god bless you anon-
>>341307448
She's like a pug. Some people like pugs.
>>341304314
maybe she got preggers
>>341304859
Fuck sony
>>341307546
>nu males donate thousands of dollars to watch this garbage
>>341307714
9/10 i love you anon
>>341303367
Kojima was already wearing rainbow colored underwear
She's autistic
>can't find ANY information or twitter accounts for Theresa
>>341306937
This is the story everywhere you look. Ugly to average guys who hooked up with insecure nerdy girls. The commits to her and locks her in. In time, the nerdy grill either grows up to be a looker, or if she couldn't get any other mr. average because she was fat; she gets in shape and he now has a totally committed waifu without the bs that comes with women who know they look good.
This is her husband
LITERALLY CANNOT DIE
>>341302879
even the gays like tits. what the fuck is wrong with you
I wonder if she's a sizequeen?
What do you guys think.
>>341307937
Stop it Anon, you're just making my dick harder.
>>341306937
He has Chris Pratt appeal and is white, it makes sense.
>>341308019
GEE ANON. I WONDER FUCKING WHY???
>>341304632
>Beautiful hair
>Big breast
>Elbow long glove
>Skirt
>Pantyhose or thigh thick stockings
I want to have sex with this woman
>>341308038
This....this is inspiration.
I've SEEN this shit before IRL quite often as well. It's fairly common.
But you also have to be .white.
>>341302879
>I'm straight
>can't get turned on by boobs
uhhh
>>341302879
Eh, I'm definitely an ass man and often don't see the appeal in a pair of mediocre tits but when you have these in front of you, you can't really help it. I'm sold.
>>341308280
She could style her hair better.
>>341307714
>She will never do that pose
>>341308175
Doubt it. Very few women are. Hell, most prefer average or smaller.
>>341306225
what was her reasoning for getting implants?
>>341308280
AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YA!?
>Link can use a claymore
>Link can throw the Claymore
>He can use the magnet to swing the claymore 20 feet away.
I'm sold.
>>341304816
DETROIT
E
T
R
O
I
T
>>341305378
What an absolute qt3.14
>>341308083
I'm pretty sure that's a thing with those spider beamos, they always take you down to a quarter of a heart.
I'm holding out hope for a dungeon or an actual monster.
>>341307834
That's honestly a pretty good comparison anon. Ugly on paper but certain charm.
>>341308537
big boobs look good
Don't bother going on Twitter. Bunch of gentlesirs and Weebs either talking shit about her or making drawings of her
>>341308325
You can see it all over the place. A women who is attractive and aware of it will almost never hook up with an ugly or average guy. The answer is almost always that he locked her in several years ago when she was either really shy or weighed a lot more.
>>341308552
Too expensive.
>>341308584
the nose knows.
>>341308584
yessssssss the gooks suspect nothing.
>>341308552
Alison is steaming mad right now somewhere that the nerds aren't giving her attention.
>>341304572
He posted quotes from Link's Awakening
DOES THIS MAN HAVE A FLAW?
>>341302265
>has children
>is on 4chan
Go back to 2chan pls
>>341308325
You have to be rich or have some sort of status, looks as a man matter little after 30.
>>341305964
>chestlets
every single time
>>341308825
good god
HE CAN'T HEAR YOU
>>341308552
i'm not a dog
>>341307714
Thankyou <3
>>341308325
Lesson to be learned here is that you should gun for the overweight chicks with potential.
based nippon bringing all the cuties
>>341308743
I see the opposite, I've seen fat asses with attractive women quite often.
Human sexuality doesn't conform so simply to a form of hypergamy.
>>341308932
Dude, there's a large number of 30-somethings on 4chins. This place is 12 years old, anyone who was actually 18 when it started is now 30.
>>341304886
I can't believe Nintendo is so misogynist, not wanting to have a literal hooker showing their products!
Also if she's so anti-capitalist, why does she want to sell stuff so badly?
jesus fucking christ almighty
i'd drag my dick over half a mile of broken glass to hear her fart through a screen door
>>341308873
Needs a proper beard
>>341307714
That'll do, drawfag. That'll do.
>>341309021
What are chestlets?
>>341309212
kinda negated by that flaming faglord right next to her
PLEASE MIDNA APPEAR
>>341300587
>be representative of nintendo
>have sushi gut
where do I go to complain?
>adoring wife
Nintendo just lost E3
>>341309212
whats her name?
>>341309212
They look for them on escort sites.
>>341306404
implants
>>341308985
>tfw have none of the above
>>341309212
I disagree, his shoulders are too wide and he's too old for that haircut, but everyone has their own taste so I won't tease you too much, anon.
>>341309221
In those cases it is often safe to assume she is sticking around for something other than his looks.
>>341309462
What is wrong with getting married?
>>341302614
its done
>>341309492
she gained like thirty pounds m8
>>341304019
based chinks saving western culture from JEWISH values and """"aesthetics"""""
ftfy
>>341309561
She should be married to me
>>341309521
The guy in the pink shirt is definitely too old to be dressing like that. Just ends up looking weird.
>>341309212
is that some motherfucking zettai ryoiki
Jeez, currently /v/ has eleven threads about her.
>>341307714
fucking perfect
>>341309202
>had a fat chick into me a few years ago
>kinda blew her off
>She lost weight and got THICK
Fuck me, man.
>>341309582
OH BOY
>>341309582
Perfect
Everything she says sounds so sexual.
Could she be an actual semen demon?
>Fapping while watching Treehouse
Thanks Nintendo.
>>341305378
>the only thing that /v/ cares more about than tits is jew memes
never change /v/
>>341309462
Total opposite of sluttison rapp
>>341309687
MEVER EBER
>>341309871
Sauce
>>341309492
Nah, she looked like she gained a lot of weight. Some girls just have really good fat distribution
>>341308072
Isn't he the dude that worked for Nintendo but then got fired because of talking shit about Nintendo fans in a podcast?
>>341309936
Good enough!
>>341309930
Her husband is the Nega-Jake Rapp
>>341309582
Awesome, now tweet it to her
>>341309472
meredith molinari
>>341305242
He's not at Nintendo now right?
>>341309875
She does basically look like what I imagine a succubus would look like.
>>341310117
No Anon
https://docs.google.com/document/d/159hHApvkrtaVVTjHjHLjIxA6V4m4Y_BYccDA6U3rbtQ/edit?usp=sharing&pref=2&pli=1
>>341309936
>not in the hair
She is a whore, she deserves it in the hair.
>>341309875
Her voice is sexy as fuck senpai
>>341310064
Disgusting
>>341308825
>not knowing the jew fears the samurai
>>341310197
That's what I was thinking.
>>341309582
Replace MEGA MILK with her shirt graphic and we're golden.
>>341310158
>>341309212
tester season 4 never ever
>>341310182
he still works there
>>341309462
Was Audrey the one who got Rapp fired?
Someone archived Rapp's prostitute website a month before the shitstorm, probably one of her colleagues who was fed up with her shit.
>>341310336
That won't stop them from trying to infiltrate.
Just look at mark kikeberg and his attempts to infiltrate china.
>>341305042
Stop spamming your autismo as fuck reactions that no one gives a shit about.
>>341309407
small breasted women who generally are jealous of their busty counterparts
>>341309875
She could be the onetook Iwata's life
>>341305195
She's alright but there's just something special about a girl too dumb to pick out the correct bra size.
>>341309854
Yup
You guys are a bunch of absolute fucking losers
>>341310064
thus meanin a non cuck, I cant feel nothing for him but admiration.
>>341309407
Women who have NO TITS
NO TITS!
>>341309854
She could have fucked you anon, better luck next time.
>all this fake corporate pandering to gays killed by a gay muslim
>>341309936
What's the website that makes these? I feel like I missed the bus on this one.
>>341310431
It was probably Erik since he left Nintendo around the same time.
Not sure what he's doing now.
>>341310595
SONY AINT GOT NO TITS
>>341310595
Losers are the future. You are obsolete.
>>341303646
MORE AND INFO NOW
>>341310254
You only cum in the hair if you get a hairjob
>fuckbuddy with some 4/10
>finally see her full on naked
>D titties that she had hidden
>insta 7/10
Why are tits the best dudes?
>>341310595
I'm aware, if I weren't I wouldn't be a 27 year old virgin talking about some girl's tits on the internet. Definitely going to die alone, it's way too late for me.
>>341309407
Any woman below D cup.
>>341306937
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>HUBBY
>>341310809
I don't know, I thought he was supportive of her cause hes an sjw.
>>341310727
>Company that openly removes or censors or undercuts gays whenever they can
>suddenly cares about gays
not buying it, nintendo.
>>341306136
Who would choose me is the question. Neither, that's who...
>>341300587
>you will never have a qt big titted gf who loves vidya just as much if not more then you
Why do we keep living brehs? Seriously
>>341310727
Who cares, it makes em happy.
>>341302614
oh my god
>>341310595
Chestlet detected
What are you, a B-cup or something? Are you just jealous of a real woman's massive mammeries?
>>341311176
but these are fake senpai
>>341310991
Take pictures and post them next time
This is just sad.
>>341309582
make non-transparent jpeg so i can use it as my steam avatar please
that fucking blur and noise are really bothering me
>>341310595
Ugly whale detected, why don't you just kill yourself?
>>341310767
Here you go anon.
http://mygamestudio.x.fc2.com/bukkake/
>>341309968
govno
>>341311176
I just want the gf with big tits part, couldn't care less if she likes games or not. It's apparently a lot to ask for.
>>341311320
so?
>>341311250
probably fat AND flat, nature's cruel joke
>>341311176
>tfw I had this, she was cute, wasn't needy, smart, funny, caring but I completely fucked it up
Do I just end it now?
>>341309936
>not spurting on on her arm warmers
fag
>>341311320
Nothing wrong with that.
>>341311119
Am I here to witness the creation of a new meme.
>>341310595
i think it's pretty natural for a bunch of young men to be smitten by an incredibly attractive young woman
>>341311176
>tfwhttps://my.mixtape.moe/bfvxca.webm
Holy shit, nintendos booth is just teeming with tree house hotties.
>>341311547
>Women with a flat chest
Why do they even bother to live?
Where is best asian nintendo at?
>>341303925
yeah, surgery does that to ya
>>341311801
M..more.
>>341311847
they provide a baseline to judge the attractiveness of others
nature's cruel joke
>>341311847
>tfw u have a bigger chest than ur gf
:c
i thought boothgirls werent allowe
>>341311851
Krysta a qt
I want to tit fuck her so bad
>>341311847
They're a laughing stock, especially if they're ugly and flat
>>341311557
No, you just go through your life desperately trying to recreate what you lost, while you watch every single relationship you have fall to pieces because they can't measure up to your memories of the one that got away
You guus do realize Audrey Drake is/was a chestlet right?
Whether she bought implants or is stuffing a padded bra, IDK, but that shit aint natural.... Yet she has built her whole "career" off of them.
>>341311801
translation?
>>341311801
>https://my.mixtape.moe/bfvxca.webm
MORE
O
R
E
>>341311425
Thanks
>>341312201
>that shit aint natural.... Yet she has built her whole "career" off of them.
are you new to female celebrities?
>>341312086
They aren't boothgirls.
They're valued members of the E3 team, with varied roles including but not limited to color commentary, emceeing, and arm candy.
>>341311530
>>341311619
I bet you fuck plastic fuck dolls
>>341303347
>want to go on twitter to find more pics to fap to
>actually find a tweet of her talking about her "first & only love".
>she is married and probably was pure before
Literally perfect waifu material. Godspeed to her.
Do you think Audrey ever took the knot before?
>>341311176
It's the difficulty of finding them, if they're insecure they're no different than a small chested girl it's only when they're aware that they can fuck better men because big tits are valuable is when there is a problem.
The difficulty is actually finding one, because they're rare.
>>341312186
The pain is real.
>>341305217
It was one guy.
>>341311457
real nigga right here
>>341312201
I appreciate your effort to use a tripcode, now I can filter another homosexual whose opinion is utterly irrelevant in virtually every scenario
>you will never have big boobs
My sister is a fucking E cup or some shit this isn't fair
>>341311801
german "women"
>>341312472
one gay? What's all the fuss about?
>>341312436
>in 2016 a cute girl with big tits, intelligence, humor, and care is harder to find then a winning lotto ticket
just kill me now senpai
>>341300587
>Htits://Kotaku.crap/Nintendo_Hires_Big_Nockers_Hookers_for_E3 _and Wins
where my .gifs and weebms at brother
>You will never have a gf
>>341312648
but manboobs doesn't matter for us ?
>>341312401
Fuck everything. I'll never find that. This shit is just making me sad.
>>341312218
>my tits can clap when i lift my arms and jump
>>341312648
Why should that stop you anon?
>>341309936
>>341310767
>>341311425
Can you please cum on her?...
>>341311176
kthnx
>>341312695
No, one killer. A muslim who killed 50-odd gays at a gay bar.
>>341312201
So does every women in vidya.
>>341311320
>tfw fake titties make the best cleavage but look like shit fully exposed 9 out of 10 times
>>341312695
He was in denial so he took it out on a bunch of other gays.
>>341312861
Because I'm not getting surgery. And pregnancy scares the shit out of me, so I'm out of options beyond VR.
>>341312829
So don't post yours
>>341312351
I bet you fuck fedoras
>>341305673
Thank Donald Trump for making anime real again.
>>341312837
>I'll never find that.
Precisely how I feel.
>>341312648
Post 'em, I'm sure they're big enough
BIG BOOBS
>>341312327
he's new to women period if this is breaking news to him
>>341312073
friendly advice: you should just dump that girl man, girl with a flat chest is not worth it
>>341305408
*was a Zelda fan
>>341313047
lmao, don't worry. just post yours we'll judge with leniency. shape > size.
>>341312963
what was odd about them?
>>341313047
Will you be my gf?
>>341313010
>she married her first and only love
>she's a big titted pure waifu who loves vidya and is down to earth
These are like 1 in a million nowadays fuck my life
>>341313047
>getting pregnant just for big tits
can you post your boobs for us. boob diversity won't hurt anyone
>>341312783
>Htits://Kotaku.crap/Nintendo_Hires_Big_Nockers_Hookers_for_E3 _and Wins
dam anon, you made me check.
>>341313125
I want to make her a mother and suck on her milky tits.
>>341313125
Now draw her legs
>>341313212
sloot
>>341313047
at least you won't need back surgery by 30 like one of my friends
>>341313041
So can this be used as a basis to deny homophobes the right to bear arms?
>>341312963
doing God's work
>>341311801
Thanks anon.
>>341313441
No, it can be used as a basis to deny homos the right to bear arms. They can't even be trusted to not shoot their own.
Why do they keep calling him miyamoto-san? The english language doesn't have honorifics, it doesn't make sense.
>>341313709
>not incorporating superior honorifics into english
>The rise in nigger culture has made ass the thing all men ask for, white or black
>Girls with big tits are now a lot easier to get, with less attention
What a time to be alive
>>341313041
Was he actually gay?
I like big tits as well but the jewess has a prettier face and hair desu
>>341303073
>desu
erik x audrey power couple
HOLY FUCK I SMUGGLED AN SD CARD OUT OF E3 /V/ I HAVE THE FUCKING DEMO IM SHAKING WHAT DO I DO
>>341313709
Same reason why "von" can still be found in some names I guess
>>341313901
She looks liek a fucking Goblin/Gremlin.
>>341313884
Most gun fanatics have unresolved phallus complexes.
>>341311847
They're cute especially if they have a nice ass
>>341313901
Sam > Audrey
>>341309582
>>341310364
Replace it with Lon Lon Milk.
>>341312327
Since when is Drake a celebrity? WTF is this shit?
>>341314002kill yourself
>>341313901
>nintendo managed to find a qt jew
truly the greatest developers of all time
>>341313327
>actually checking a url beginning with Htits
>>341314002
Tell us what the fuck happens when you get to the markpoint
>>341313268
They were pretty queer all right.
>>341314002
Fuck you
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